Christina Pazsitzky - Middle School Girl Fight - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 років тому +92

    Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg.html

    • @jaiyiongreene6939
      @jaiyiongreene6939 3 роки тому

      A lot of "F" bombs HERE...but this uncensored...so thanks you...i wish marianne sierk would be in comedy Central.

    • @michaelosborn6812
      @michaelosborn6812 2 роки тому +1

      I know straight Karen

  • @RRRRobbbb
    @RRRRobbbb 5 років тому +5954

    It takes exactly 8 clicks on the right arrow key to skip the intro.

    • @trosemore
      @trosemore 5 років тому +319

      Every hero don't wear a cape

    • @superstimulatedminotaur3681
      @superstimulatedminotaur3681 5 років тому +109

      It takes exactly one click on a different video to skip the rest of it...

    • @davidcruz8703
      @davidcruz8703 5 років тому +34

      You could just put the time for all of us to get there

    • @RRRRobbbb
      @RRRRobbbb 5 років тому +122

      David Cruz It's easier to click the right arrow 8 times than it is to use your mouse to find the exact time, you ungrateful piece of shit.

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 років тому +18

      Rob hahahahahHa

  • @kaaajeee
    @kaaajeee 5 років тому +2268

    It's like for every 10minute story they shot a 2hour production worth of intro

    • @BeyondSideshow
      @BeyondSideshow 5 років тому +22

      2 hours isn't nearly enough

    • @kaaajeee
      @kaaajeee 5 років тому +3

      @@BeyondSideshow how much would you guess? and is it for every set, or just for every episode/season.. ?

    • @woswasdenni1914
      @woswasdenni1914 5 років тому +10

      2 hours is defently not enough. alone post production is much longer. i would say for the whole thing at least a week.
      depends if they cast people or have everyone on staff

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 5 років тому +4

      They repeat the intros and they film them in one go

    • @MRLEE-of5fj
      @MRLEE-of5fj 5 років тому

      And your a 1 minute man

  • @jakemedeiros3929
    @jakemedeiros3929 5 років тому +1323

    Those aliens in the intro are just mad Ari dosed them with molly during their podcast

  • @dingdangflimflam
    @dingdangflimflam 8 років тому +3721

    I can confirm goth girls and cholas still unite in school because of makeup.

    • @RG-jp2fy
      @RG-jp2fy 5 років тому +152

      Haley Doran I will confirm this too. In middle school the cholas straight up adopted me into their group and we scrunched our hair with gel and I taught them how to wing eyeliner

    • @lapsedgoth
      @lapsedgoth 5 років тому +32

      Fuck, i really missed out going to middle class christian schools...

    • @barnaclebailey
      @barnaclebailey 5 років тому +18

      @@lapsedgoth I went to a baptist boarding school and it still applied there lol.

    • @tryten9
      @tryten9 5 років тому +21

      Yup! Dated both. Married one. The goth didnt try to stay me.

    • @montanathreehunna
      @montanathreehunna 5 років тому +50

      @@tryten9 your last comment could either be "stay with me" or "stab me" and just based on context, and not to stereotype, dont any one go crazy, but I think he meant stab.

  • @Raorl173
    @Raorl173 5 років тому +1541

    This shit had more tension than LA in the early 90s

    • @squin9954
      @squin9954 5 років тому +48

      she was unintentionally making it tense and awkward

    • @GwynneDear
      @GwynneDear 5 років тому +74

      squin if you think that was unintentional, you don’t know shit about writing comedy.

    • @unfalsifiable9250
      @unfalsifiable9250 5 років тому +81

      @bullsi20 she was pausing to breathe because when youre like 8 months pregnant it be like that.

    • @pr9039
      @pr9039 4 роки тому +6

      And was just as funny to watch from afar

    • @roumifyouwnt2
      @roumifyouwnt2 3 роки тому +7

      Now THAT is funny!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Cuz this racist bitch is not!
      I was ready to send my black professional boxing daughter's to find and yell eat my pom pom and ugh uh ugh uh you don't know me to phuck her up again lol. I mean the baby's been born by now sooo.

  • @aaaaaabbbbbbccccccd1
    @aaaaaabbbbbbccccccd1 5 років тому +1811

    That girl in the front row is nottttt feeling it lmao

    • @coolman72891
      @coolman72891 5 років тому +213

      Lol yo fr this damn chick and her non laughing ass kept distracting me from the story

    • @squin9954
      @squin9954 5 років тому +196

      She might be a chola named chula brah

    • @FreedomofSpeech865
      @FreedomofSpeech865 5 років тому +7

      squin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @briesthoughts2261
      @briesthoughts2261 5 років тому +205

      I’m not feeling it either. 😕

    • @Guitarded
      @Guitarded 5 років тому +142

      i'm not feelin it either.

  • @Nalopotato
    @Nalopotato 8 років тому +552

    I LOVE this show. It's so intimate. No bullshit or crowd reactions - just comedic stories

    • @user-sw1wq8lh2w
      @user-sw1wq8lh2w 8 років тому +23

      like a comedy club...

    • @TheTonybudd
      @TheTonybudd 8 років тому +7

      +Adam Murphy ~ yeah someone should do that! set up an open space with some chairs and a stage, charge entry to pay for any overheads, hire some funny people . . . i bet it would be popular . . .

    • @user-sw1wq8lh2w
      @user-sw1wq8lh2w 8 років тому +3

      jedi fu yea dude, maybe they an also serve drinks, and comedians can get a free drink or two

    • @TheTonybudd
      @TheTonybudd 8 років тому +3

      +Adam Murphy ~ comedians AND alcohol? you genius!! . . .

    • @kennyrgb2700
      @kennyrgb2700 6 років тому

      The only thing I've seen was one of Rogans performances had a guy obnoxiously laughing when he wasn't saying a punch line or anything

  • @mkaiser29
    @mkaiser29 5 років тому +789

    Rosina Johnson is somewhere watching this and laughing I bet LOL

    • @CitizenPerkins
      @CitizenPerkins 5 років тому +38

      Haha, that bitch is (most likely) in jail.

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 5 років тому +4

      CitizenPerkins 😂😂😂

    • @Vision_Voyagers
      @Vision_Voyagers 4 роки тому +8

      @@CitizenPerkins she is in army. US Marine.

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 4 роки тому +2

      @From a Bicycle seat As opposed to a stand-up comedian brah?

    • @aja1108
      @aja1108 4 роки тому

      Hell yeah. Especially when she says let her come find me. Lmfao

  • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
    @The_Notorious_N.O.E. 5 років тому +221

    As a Mexican kid who went to LAUSD schools I can verify 99% of everything she said. Black girls were hardcore and their fights were epic. I got stories 😆

    • @imsoedgy2478
      @imsoedgy2478 5 років тому +4

      I need all the stories lmaoo

    • @lifewk
      @lifewk 2 роки тому

      We learned from the best.

    • @UpsonPrattJr.
      @UpsonPrattJr. 11 місяців тому

      Sounds like a lovely place to grow up.

    • @moniquethedoula2538
      @moniquethedoula2538 10 місяців тому

      @@lifewkyup. Racist white folks

  • @londrifuyu3963
    @londrifuyu3963 5 років тому +844

    "Talk to the hand, its your breath I can't stand, i mean not to be mean but you need listerine ,Not a sip not a swallow but the whole damn bottle" 😂

  • @IAmKrow
    @IAmKrow 6 років тому +178

    "Rosina Johnson would come at me with like, haikus, fables, stories, rhymes" LOL

    • @vegetto1426
      @vegetto1426 5 років тому +1

      Must be all that practice at the farms.

  • @ciskaverster6979
    @ciskaverster6979 3 роки тому +167

    This woman sure won me over. wow
    She !knows! how to create and release tension.
    What an artist.
    And what a great story!

    • @DiegoSalazar-xj2lu
      @DiegoSalazar-xj2lu 2 роки тому +5

      I wish she would release my tension 😏

    • @jonathanstatham88
      @jonathanstatham88 Рік тому +4

      Hey, if you liked her you should check out her other stuff on UA-cam. She is fire for a comedian. And shes married to Tom Segura who is a legend comedian!

    • @BuddyGorey
      @BuddyGorey Рік тому

      Wholesome comments like these really upset me. They really hold up that mirror. Unless you’re making a tension pun. Is it wordplay mommy

    • @chickengenius4202
      @chickengenius4202 Рік тому

      She married an Asian

    • @Soknik01
      @Soknik01 Рік тому +1

      @@chickengenius4202 She did except for... No she didn't

  • @topgurl9313
    @topgurl9313 5 років тому +303

    Rosina Johnson would come at her with "haikus, fables, stories, rhymes" 😂😂😂

  • @DmitryIvanAlyosha80
    @DmitryIvanAlyosha80 6 років тому +364

    She was incredibly offensive in this. I can’t believe she said Beetlejuice was stupid.

    • @NODE1975
      @NODE1975 3 роки тому +6

      I thought that I was the only offended by that!!!

    • @deerush1388
      @deerush1388 3 роки тому +21

      That’s the most offensive? What about all the race stuff? She told that story like she was confident there were no people of color in that audience. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @belindakaut6212
      @belindakaut6212 3 роки тому +6

      @@deerush1388 the best part she get quickly offended irl should see the podcast ymh 9/10 doesn't understand the joke, triggered when topic women involved and not to be sexist but tom carries her career tbh

    • @786Dajamz
      @786Dajamz 3 роки тому +27

      @@deerush1388 If I could thumb you down into the negatives, I would.

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 3 роки тому +9

      You’re wylin it was funny af and their were as you say POC in the audience one set were literally on the front left of the stage lol

  • @bobosprinkles
    @bobosprinkles 5 років тому +106

    I've been watching these for a while, but this was the first one I didn't want to finish

    • @26thRoyal
      @26thRoyal 5 років тому +16

      Seriously, just awful

    • @brennenbisme
      @brennenbisme 5 років тому +6

      Yuup

    • @logic7753
      @logic7753 5 років тому +5

      I spamsalot She isn't funny.

    • @ninarenee2263
      @ninarenee2263 5 років тому +5

      Bill Brennan I wanted her to be funny cuz of Tom ):

    • @geraltofrivia9922
      @geraltofrivia9922 5 років тому +2

      @ He's such a good guy. I know that now.

  • @aalihte3378
    @aalihte3378 4 роки тому +54

    being goth in the San Fernando Valley the same years as her, I can attest that this is pretty darn true.

  • @timmccarthy872
    @timmccarthy872 4 роки тому +309

    Those "OH NOs" were a genuine feat of athleticism.

    • @kelybal
      @kelybal 3 роки тому +8

      Those weren't "OH NOs". They were "AH NAHs"

    • @lee207ful
      @lee207ful 3 роки тому +3

      @@kelybal they were uh nuhs

  • @dr.d000m
    @dr.d000m 5 років тому +698

    The fact she was called beetlejuice was funnier than the story

    • @mech-dragon1445
      @mech-dragon1445 4 роки тому

      Yeah, that's what was really funny. I don't know what that is though.

    • @skylersills1038
      @skylersills1038 4 роки тому +24

      Mech-Dragon its past your bedtime kid

    • @jp-vo2rx
      @jp-vo2rx 4 роки тому +15

      @@mech-dragon1445 beetlejuice is a movie. There's a goth girl in it. She was goth, 'member.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 4 роки тому +12

      @@jp-vo2rx I member...

    • @madmann1776
      @madmann1776 4 роки тому +8

      Open sores are funnier than this story.

  • @SODTAOE
    @SODTAOE 8 років тому +166

    My jeans are so fucking high right now

  • @psychedelicsunrise8586
    @psychedelicsunrise8586 6 років тому +66

    She is the most mom person I’ve ever seen

    • @showtime951
      @showtime951 2 роки тому +3

      She's terrific and so funny. I always wanted to stuff that kitty, tap the milk kegs, and feed the starfish.

  • @pierrotpierrot4768
    @pierrotpierrot4768 3 роки тому +165

    She's a great storyteller, I was really engaged.
    It's also amazing that she and Tom had the same style of saying really offensive stuff but being charming enough that you know what they say is true, but it doesn't come from a bigoted place - it's just awareness on things, and most importantly, it's just comedy.

    • @discordye4825
      @discordye4825 2 роки тому +3

      She took her style from him...lol

    • @imalrockme
      @imalrockme 2 роки тому

      I just don't like it when she laughs.

    • @LABOUMDECADANCE
      @LABOUMDECADANCE 2 роки тому

      @@imalrockme My friend has exactly the same laugh, it's a nostril thing I've been told. Some people may not like the way you laugh, or how I laugh. It's one the few things that bounds us humans together, the joy of laughter. Let us not take that away too. REAL LAUGHS MATTER!

    • @demoneyin9390
      @demoneyin9390 2 роки тому +1

      @@discordye4825 Or he got his style from her? She’s been doing it longer. Also, don’t think they have the same style at all.

    • @dominiquemassey2742
      @dominiquemassey2742 Рік тому

      She aight

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 8 років тому +1323

    "Christina's husband is fat." - Burnt Chrysler

    • @seandonnelly5272
      @seandonnelly5272 8 років тому +71

      Some guy named Bart Kryschner said that too. What a dick

    • @gregoryeverson741
      @gregoryeverson741 7 років тому +6

      maybe he has a huge dick

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 7 років тому +12

      i thought it was Burp Krapler

    • @lizh804
      @lizh804 6 років тому +4

      Tommy bunz is the personality champ, water champ and fitness champ.

    • @jamieryandowney9880
      @jamieryandowney9880 6 років тому +14

      Pretty sure it's Brent Crystals...

  • @Capt__Crunch2899
    @Capt__Crunch2899 3 роки тому +140

    Mad respect to be pregnant and doing comedy.

    • @andrealee1882
      @andrealee1882 3 роки тому +7

      I swear I didn’t even notice she was pregnant until the end because I was so engaged. Shots out to her 🙌🏽❤️

    • @bermando8844
      @bermando8844 2 роки тому +16

      Dave Chapelle once performed pregnant as well.

    • @KJ81574
      @KJ81574 2 роки тому +9

      Yes, because pregnancy severely impedes your ability to tell jokes.

    • @ganjalfilv3rde508
      @ganjalfilv3rde508 2 роки тому +1

      @@KJ81574 Well you can tell she was a bit tired near the end

    • @samsonblvd
      @samsonblvd 2 роки тому +1

      @@KJ81574 its hard to function period your energies being absorbed

  • @Tzadeck
    @Tzadeck 4 роки тому +22

    This is basically what this show is supposed to be I think. Some of the This is Not Happening stories are funnier than this, but they're really just material. This is just Christina P telling a story.

  • @nathanblackmon8672
    @nathanblackmon8672 5 років тому +692

    She’s being honest about how it was back then, ignorance is scary and she’s making fun of how wrong she was... in 7th grade... during the time of the riots in LA.
    I don’t see how this is too edgy

    • @AshleyBlowtorch
      @AshleyBlowtorch 5 років тому +79

      It's not too edgy, it's just not funny.

    • @danktoaster257
      @danktoaster257 4 роки тому +87

      @@AshleyBlowtorch It's pretty damn funny lmao

    • @LydiaTaylorMusic
      @LydiaTaylorMusic 4 роки тому +75

      She openly said she's currently afraid of black girls, even when they're 12 years old...how can you cross the street when you see a black child and not be considered racist?

    • @dkncd
      @dkncd 4 роки тому +33

      Lydia Taylor It’s comedy no race or whatever the fuck people are is safe

    • @bryanstiener1535
      @bryanstiener1535 4 роки тому +109

      @@LydiaTaylorMusic jesus fucking christ. she's a comedian. this is comedy. the channel is comedy central. stop with the race baiting bullshit. do that somewhere relevant.

  • @ddhu5396
    @ddhu5396 5 років тому +250

    Winona Ryder was goth in Beetlejuice, I am guessing that is the reference

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 5 років тому +16

      Dd Hu I doubt it was that deep. Goths like Beetlejuice. I remember some kid calling a group of goths at my high school the "Nightmare Before Christmas" just because they all liked that lame weird movie.

    • @ElBlancoPapi
      @ElBlancoPapi 5 років тому +10

      Yeah, I would wager you are correct. Beetlejuice was still a fairly recent movie at that time and was one of the few with such mass appeal and commercial success to focus around a goth character. Goth had been around a while and even had presence in movies and music etc but, as far being something a huge segment of the population would be familiar with, especially a black kid from the inner city, it would have been pretty much the thing that represented that look in their minds

    • @theFEDcast
      @theFEDcast 5 років тому +2

      Oh really Good Logic......

    • @MysLed
      @MysLed 5 років тому +5

      You hit it square on the nail with that. The movie Beetlejuice was a big hit back than and families would have been able to rent the movie's VCR tape at your local movie rental shop. They also had a kids Saturday cartoon show that was on tv for a couple of years around than. Not only was the girl in Beetlejuice gothic but the entire premise of the show had a very gothic theme to it.

    • @swvch
      @swvch 5 років тому

      Imagine thinking you need constant reference and can’t just be something because it’s what you liked 😂

  • @navaskin
    @navaskin 4 роки тому +19

    I like her honesty. Its not hard to be different from each other. When I was a kid I had a kid sing a song while he punched me 3 times. I still find it funny. This happened in the 70's. I was 5 or 6. We are still friends.

  • @majorxdf
    @majorxdf 2 роки тому +14

    I absolutely love Christina and Tom, they're so funny! They are GOATS.

    • @njd4291
      @njd4291 2 роки тому

      Toms a GOAT. Christina is more like a small dumb bird.

  • @shrunkenheadsandspiderwebs697
    @shrunkenheadsandspiderwebs697 6 років тому +37

    “Is that the Cure? I have no idea what you’re talking about.” 😂😂

  • @julienalonso22
    @julienalonso22 4 роки тому +273

    I never understood how she could put up with Tom’s psychopathy. I now understand she is female Tom.

    • @tidypeaches
      @tidypeaches 3 роки тому +3

      Huh? You think Tom has Psychopathy?

    • @Therealdrewdober
      @Therealdrewdober 3 роки тому +3

      Is she pregnant during this skit

    • @galvanart3623
      @galvanart3623 3 роки тому +3

      @@Therealdrewdober yeah I was thinking that too

    • @Shannon-vv6rr
      @Shannon-vv6rr 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Therealdrewdobershe was pregnant

  • @charleskilgore2679
    @charleskilgore2679 5 років тому +578

    Is Christina Pascitzky ever NOT pregnant?

    • @puffymagu
      @puffymagu 5 років тому +32

      Are you ever not NOT pregnant?!

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 5 років тому +130

      If my wife was that hot & funny I'd keep her knocked up too.

    • @djcal623
      @djcal623 5 років тому +18

      I thought the bitch was just a fat pig

    • @chaudhrynazishnawaz3633
      @chaudhrynazishnawaz3633 5 років тому +3

      I was just thinking the same thing

    • @fred7108
      @fred7108 5 років тому +92

      FYI she’s not pregnant now and is quite attractive. What’s the point of being a dick for the sake of being a dick?

  • @MariaSanchez-kk2ml
    @MariaSanchez-kk2ml 5 років тому +52

    anyone else been non-stop watching these clips?

  • @MutarFuqueer
    @MutarFuqueer 5 років тому +39

    14 minutes of my life. Gone forever

  • @powerthrucontrol
    @powerthrucontrol 5 років тому +72

    Jesus. This lady just described my best friend in high school. I had been bullied in elementary school so much, that my best friend in high school acted like this, and I didn't even notice it was abusive. She used to hit me a lot too. Wow.

  • @CidsReality
    @CidsReality 6 років тому +46

    This rang true for me and my school experience. I remember the pickles, but they also sold coolaid pickles, which are pickles soaked in coolaid obviously. From the imitations, to the movements, to the worldstar fights reference, this was just a well executed performance. I guess if you are a prudish person looking from the outside in, you might just see her making racial jokes and not find it funny, but the shit she is saying is so real, I'm very convinced she lived this story. She's awesome, a fantastic story teller and knows how to deliver a line, my goodness.

  • @aarondavid5866
    @aarondavid5866 4 роки тому +3

    shes so awesome and brave

  • @521i
    @521i 8 років тому +554

    I want more chula stories

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 6 років тому +15

      She just described my high school to a T!! Black girls would call me cabbage patch kid or cornsilk? I guess bc my blond hair. They'd sucker punch you tho when you least expected it.

    • @OzzieTheHead
      @OzzieTheHead 6 років тому +10

      @@jordanhicks5131 oh get the fuck outta here. Do you even believe what you said, you butthurt little fuck

    • @manicpepsicola3431
      @manicpepsicola3431 6 років тому +3

      @@HH-gv8mx as a emo kid from the dfw area things were pretty good for me lmao surprisingly workman jr high Lamar high school arlington I have bipolar 1 and everyone knew about it and left me alone because I was legit psychotic occasionally 🤷‍♀️

    • @logic7753
      @logic7753 5 років тому

      That would have been better.

    • @logic7753
      @logic7753 5 років тому +3

      jordan hicks She got punched in the face.
      Any shot is a cheap shot to Whimp's like you.

  • @Lescopardi
    @Lescopardi 6 років тому +137

    You like that song Angel Baby? LMAO

  • @K-A5
    @K-A5 4 роки тому +42

    "Somebody's about to get fucked up!"
    "Is tHaT SoMeOne Me?? 😧"
    Lmao! Had to watch this again, a year later, because that part randomly popped into my head today

  • @unfalsifiable9250
    @unfalsifiable9250 5 років тому +179

    idk wtf yall are talking about i've watched like 30 of these and she is hella funny. you want unfunny women to go hate on theres always amy schumer and iliza schlesinger videos out there.

    • @yarraidalg
      @yarraidalg 4 роки тому +17

      hey don't lump in amy and iliza together, iliza's waaaaay better
      (at least her jokes are HER jokes)

    • @klebeau4
      @klebeau4 4 роки тому +3

      Facts

    • @philipcallado5693
      @philipcallado5693 4 роки тому +1

      Amen. Christina’s hilarious. I tried watching Iliza once, and I was out after like 5 minutes. Same with Whitney and Nikki Glaser.

    • @josuerios9415
      @josuerios9415 4 роки тому

      the audience barely laughed

    • @itscarol6911
      @itscarol6911 4 роки тому

      iliza omg I couldn't agree more, I guess she's well-received in the USA but internationally speaking, 7/10 times we don't find her takes on war or the army funny

  • @WildkatLefunk
    @WildkatLefunk 6 років тому +472

    Read the comments, immediately regretted it.

    • @mydogsnameislucy768
      @mydogsnameislucy768 5 років тому +40

      So much butthurt. 😑

    • @V0r4xiz
      @V0r4xiz 5 років тому +65

      Same here. I came to read YMH memes and jeans. All I see is waaah waaah, being offened on behalf of other people. The ultimate narcissism.

    • @Twocrudedudes
      @Twocrudedudes 5 років тому +34

      @@V0r4xiz this bitch is A) not funny, B) super privileged

    • @superstimulatedminotaur3681
      @superstimulatedminotaur3681 5 років тому +4

      @@Twocrudedudes She'd be a nobody without Tom...

    • @LeNzxCalibur
      @LeNzxCalibur 5 років тому +2

      mellamosean how often are you watching kids get beaten

  • @manic8213
    @manic8213 3 роки тому +16

    One of my friends and i started our friendship with a fight 😂
    We used to hate tf out of each other and one day I couldn't take it anymore. She wasn't letting up and pushed me to the ground and I got a nosebleed. So I got up, grabbed the front of her shirt, balled it up so I knew she wouldn't go anywhere and just started repeatedly punching her in the face. It took two teachers to get me off of her and we ended up laughing and bonding the whole week we spent in ISS together

  • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
    @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 3 роки тому +20

    Fun fact! Doing that “you don’t know me!” bit every night for 6 months was how she lost 40 lbs. Tom lost 50lbs with “Bikes!”

  • @darrel076
    @darrel076 2 роки тому +6

    Christina P. is funny AF and as honest as they come. I've been a fan since her special Mother Inferior.

    • @CourtneyDeez
      @CourtneyDeez 2 роки тому +2

      Same same! I just watched her new special called 'Mom Genes' on Netflix. It's hilarious!! AND....I just found out after watching it that she is married to comedian Tom Segura! Hilarious couple!

    • @darrel076
      @darrel076 2 роки тому

      @@CourtneyDeez yeah, the new special is 👍. You didn't know shes been with Tommy for yeRs? Check out their podcast called Your Moms House. It's not bad, they are pretty funny. I dig Tom's podcast with Bert more though. 2Bears 1Cave

  • @foxxxy1115
    @foxxxy1115 11 місяців тому +1

    This woman is brilliant.. Love her candor.

  • @zoedujour
    @zoedujour 5 років тому +156

    I grew up JUST LIKE THIS, but in Palmdale, and my cholita BFF was named Evette. :'D

    • @AlphaMom55
      @AlphaMom55 5 років тому +1

      Palmdale High School or Pete Knight?

  • @tromusic7815
    @tromusic7815 8 років тому +237

    It's strange to see her & Tom have a similar rhythm

    • @redweber7011
      @redweber7011 6 років тому +12

      Because shes not original and mimics his.

    • @1sadsexually2sadsexually54
      @1sadsexually2sadsexually54 6 років тому +19

      Red Weber lmao you bothered little bitch

    • @tacocatseven
      @tacocatseven 6 років тому +20

      People who are in love often mirror each others behaviors and mannerisms... they’ve been together for a million years so it’d be strange if they didn’t share any attributes.

    • @TombRaider666
      @TombRaider666 5 років тому +8

      And she totally used the same “white guy names” Tom segura used in his bit about the first 48

    • @darkdiddler1439
      @darkdiddler1439 3 роки тому +2

      @@paulywalnuts5008 seems like you tied your shoelaces and the ends were wet

  • @dennislilley3190
    @dennislilley3190 2 роки тому +3

    It took me exactly 42 episodes to realize they’re in a ti**y bar

  • @andrew71888
    @andrew71888 6 років тому +7

    Two years later, and she's still great!

  • @sexywhitebriefs
    @sexywhitebriefs 7 років тому +134

    beetlejuice : not a stupid movie

    • @LOUDsigh
      @LOUDsigh 6 років тому

      Gr8 actually i rmbr me &my momz had this big ass jigsaw puzzle😁🔥

    • @EmmanuelLopez3569
      @EmmanuelLopez3569 5 років тому +1

      richard gould Thank you!

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 5 років тому

      PREACH

  • @toffotin
    @toffotin 4 роки тому +6

    So glad UA-cam recommended me her interview on Rogan. Never heard of her before, but now that I've seen a bit of her standup and it's just great :D

  • @adams115
    @adams115 8 років тому +134

    This is great to watch while enjoying, A Succulent Chinese Meal!

  • @tomy5868
    @tomy5868 8 років тому +14

    "I'm not saying that all..." she says that a lot.!

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 5 років тому

      You mean that *at* all?

  • @akaste4413
    @akaste4413 5 років тому +22

    ari laughing the hardest out of everyone is a big mood

  • @6pillarsmarketing630
    @6pillarsmarketing630 7 років тому +29

    I think you can hear Bert Kriesher AKA Burnt Chrysler repeat the line, "Haikus" and start laughing! @ 12:13

  • @jca66
    @jca66 5 років тому +60

    Legend has it this ladys is still looking for a funny punchline.

  • @bettywatkins28
    @bettywatkins28 Рік тому +12

    Her snork gets me every time. Love her! ❤

    • @dreddscott3873
      @dreddscott3873 Рік тому +1

      Snort*
      You're the type of person to say "blessing in the skies"

  • @m.b.9565
    @m.b.9565 8 років тому +728

    Huh... Their marriage is definitely held up by their magnificent black impressions, I guarantee it.

    • @MrStupididy
      @MrStupididy 8 років тому +1

      who's she married to?

    • @m.b.9565
      @m.b.9565 8 років тому +25

      Isaac V Tom Segura

    • @Nice_Fella
      @Nice_Fella 8 років тому +49

      the water champ

    • @Germifias
      @Germifias 6 років тому +14

      burnt chrysler

    • @Gnif572
      @Gnif572 6 років тому +5

      Ok, well... isn't racism treating someone differently based upon their race? Leave the comics alone. They bridge the gap. Usually. She did it, though.

  • @chazmichaelmichaels88
    @chazmichaelmichaels88 4 роки тому +5

    Who else is watching this during 2020 riots?

  • @denisgomes4106
    @denisgomes4106 Рік тому +1

    2023 and this story is still AMAZING!

  • @jayweezy3264
    @jayweezy3264 4 роки тому +6

    i love how she’s whispering as if she finna wake her kid

  • @tommymartin1530
    @tommymartin1530 5 років тому +46

    She's batshit crazy...... I love her.

  • @dntgvafuk89
    @dntgvafuk89 5 років тому +122

    I feel like this works in her podcast world but it's not translating as well to the stage 🤷‍♀️

    • @kranberry3318
      @kranberry3318 4 роки тому +12

      You mean there’s a version of this that’s actually funny?

    • @rbeforme
      @rbeforme 4 роки тому +9

      That's because she's not funny. She's just married to someone who is.

    • @viradethxay-ananh9835
      @viradethxay-ananh9835 4 роки тому +2

      This was really bad

    • @rbeforme
      @rbeforme 4 роки тому

      @@johnnyparsnips7641She's gotten a free ticket into the business by being married to Tom, no doubt. But it's a bit of an exaggeration to say that Tom writes her shit. I'm pretty sure she's just not a good comedian. Gonna need some evidence on that one.

    • @codybolo7803
      @codybolo7803 4 роки тому

      Their styles are different. Obviously tom doesnt write for her. She deffinently wouldnt have been succseful if it wasnt for tom. I still dont understand how she gets headliner gigs. I like her on ymh tho.

  • @texaswildflower7715
    @texaswildflower7715 5 років тому +69

    My chola friend is Norma... She was a trip... Loved her.

  • @MisterShockley
    @MisterShockley 2 роки тому +52

    The main thing I took from this hilarious story is that integration works

    • @thewanderingmind3327
      @thewanderingmind3327 2 роки тому

      We're just the human race my man! Can't wait until Aliens invade so we'll all finally realize that lol

  • @earth_to_evan
    @earth_to_evan 3 роки тому +14

    Her and Tom are literally the same person, even their comedic timing is the exact same.

  • @LouisFGraham
    @LouisFGraham 5 років тому +26

    As someone who grew up in south central LA in the late 80s, but went to school in the valley, it's so weird to me how many white peep now say they were into NWA. Where were they hiding? I was friends with shawn the white skateboarder, the goth girl, juan the handball player, this Cher-ish (clueless) girl from santa monica, but never ran into these NWA listening white people.

    • @davidadams2395
      @davidadams2395 5 років тому +2

      I was one of the white people listening to NWA, and not from my own discovery, but from Sinead O'Connor touting them in an interview.

    • @sibylsaint
      @sibylsaint 5 років тому

      I was into Snoop and Dr. Dre in the 90's. I heard about them from other white kids.

    • @truthbringer-6748
      @truthbringer-6748 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh white people were the ones making the most noise about them.

  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY 6 років тому +217

    *now I've got a hankerin' for one of them pickles*

  • @napalminthemorning8309
    @napalminthemorning8309 4 роки тому +3

    Listening to this brought back flashbacks of Vegas. Got called a fatass every day by a kid in PE, finally pushed him back, told him to swing, he didn't. Next day he apologized. Suddenly we were "friends".

  • @jamietodd2560
    @jamietodd2560 6 років тому +17

    Rosina needs to be a guest on YMH.

  • @johnpogel8993
    @johnpogel8993 3 роки тому +4

    Quite the follow through. I wanna see this as a movie please.

  • @ScriptedSamurai
    @ScriptedSamurai 5 років тому +20

    I love when the one guy just screams Haiku's

  • @mattlandry
    @mattlandry 8 років тому +19

    "Blessing in the skies" bahahahaha

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 5 років тому +47

    Fun fact -- this series is filmed at a strip club in Hollywood called Cheetah's.

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 3 роки тому +1

      True they used to show it in the intros plus theirs a stripper pole right beside them lol

  • @newultrarayden9460
    @newultrarayden9460 2 роки тому

    Don't forget @Comedy Central, Christina was on Road Rules - Season six - Australia. My all time favorite of all of them; especially when she grilled & Kefla and told him, "this is the last time, you'll be around all these folks, you've dealt with so much challenges & got rewarded for it; plus, be for real and show some true emotions from yourself." I remember that scene; especially when she said [exactly], "if you don't show up at the end, after all's said & done, I'll never talking to you again. NEVER. NEVER! I'm not calling you, not writing you; you'll have no friendship."

  • @isaiahperrry
    @isaiahperrry 8 років тому +44

    Those jeans might just be the highest and the tightest to ever grace this show with their presence.

    • @zamardii12
      @zamardii12 8 років тому +1

      They're rubber pregnant woman jeans dude...

    • @isaiahperrry
      @isaiahperrry 8 років тому +5

      zamardii12 Doesn't take away from the height and tight, POWERFUL Joe Rogan wears rubber pregnant woman jeans.

    • @iiLLTacticzZ
      @iiLLTacticzZ 8 років тому +4

      +Isaiah Perry Barbell Jeans go ahead and getchu sum. They may not be the highest or tightest, but they're POWERFUL. Look it up Jamie

    • @Im0utlaw
      @Im0utlaw 8 років тому +1

      +Isaiah Perry Rogan uses his fanny pack to cinch those pants up extra high and tight.

  • @dougcarlson2573
    @dougcarlson2573 8 років тому +28

    "You don't know me!" set my dog barking worse than the doorbell.

  • @Ddub20
    @Ddub20 6 місяців тому

    Awww that blessing in the skies part is so cute ❤

  • @timmcgrawsmustache4343
    @timmcgrawsmustache4343 5 років тому +19

    "Oh hey, i hear nothing bad happens!" Hahahaa

  • @TheReal_Pim_Tool
    @TheReal_Pim_Tool 5 років тому +11

    This was a great episode, not as vile and perverted as most of the other ones but still funny in it's own way

  • @ashleymarie8714
    @ashleymarie8714 4 роки тому +3

    most underrated part is when she said goth is all the fun in being dead too damn funny

  • @christianbroski10
    @christianbroski10 3 роки тому +5

    “Donal Trump had it somewhat right” LMAOOOO

  • @pantsthemancat6836
    @pantsthemancat6836 5 років тому +7

    I was a goth girl in middle school and high school and I always got called Beetlejuice. I never understood why. I didn't know if it was because they couldn't remember the name Lydia or if it was because I wore black and white tights like he did for like 4 seconds in the movie.

  • @riverviewmirrorbrokeoff9703
    @riverviewmirrorbrokeoff9703 5 років тому +18

    Thank you for making it funny, that’s a damn hard topic to make jokes about especially as a female happy national women’s day! My family is completely mixed so we didn’t deal with that in a little hippie town. But this had us cracking up

  • @antidecepticon
    @antidecepticon 6 років тому +13

    Watched a bunch of these. and I'm starting to have feelings for the really stoned girl to the left of the stripper pole. She is so engaged in every act I'm doubly enjoying her enjoyment.

  • @megharoni
    @megharoni 6 років тому +14

    It's crazy, before she said she was goth, I was trying to imagine how she would've looked going to school, and for some reason, I imagined her goth-y. I could see her with dark hair, wearing black. Then she confirmed it! :o Takes one to know one, perhaps.

  • @rioducci4798
    @rioducci4798 4 роки тому +59

    She def picked up that "finger blasting" from Uncle Joey

    • @a.que46
      @a.que46 4 роки тому +5

      Or from Burt telling his Tracy Morgan story

    • @codybolo7803
      @codybolo7803 4 роки тому +5

      The expression "finger blasting" is older than joey

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 роки тому +1

      @@codybolo7803 Joey Diaz is older than fingers.

  • @jacobp7945
    @jacobp7945 5 років тому +4

    I was having a good time watching a few of these on auto-play one after the other. At least until I stopped here.

  • @melancholyalexx7790
    @melancholyalexx7790 6 років тому +7

    She has the cutest little snorts when she laughs

  • @jooliagoolia9959
    @jooliagoolia9959 2 роки тому +1

    Love Christina P and her comedy!!!!!!

  • @jamesosullivan6055
    @jamesosullivan6055 5 років тому +28

    Goodness I think the racism in your set overpowers the laughs LOL. Ouch. This set hurt.

  • @walterwhite1601
    @walterwhite1601 4 роки тому +5

    She is funny... her pace wasn’t what it is now tho... the improved a lot 💯

  • @Remi-bt7tp
    @Remi-bt7tp 4 роки тому +3

    Had a huge crush on her when she was on Road Rules . ❤️❤️

  • @taylorp8389
    @taylorp8389 4 роки тому +21

    I really thought she was gonna go into labor while so the repetition bit 😂

  • @samgilkes9959
    @samgilkes9959 5 років тому +30

    I’m waiting on the joke on integration... why laugh at the word each time

    • @Kevs442
      @Kevs442 3 роки тому +4

      Integration IS the joke!

  • @k.brown34668
    @k.brown34668 Рік тому

    This was one of the best concepts for a show.

  • @cornthrower9249
    @cornthrower9249 6 років тому +10

    Yo if you put the different alien intros together it kinda makes a movie

  • @LoTech77
    @LoTech77 5 років тому +66

    This is not that funny, but it is an eerily accurate description of LA in late 80’s early 90’s. I’m having flashbacks.

  • @byronmilla9865
    @byronmilla9865 2 роки тому

    She remains me of some one I used to spend a lot of time with. 👍👍👍🙏🙏🙏