A suspension bridge? You know how fucking long that would have to be from Isla Nubar to Venezuela? Which would be impossible to attach to the other side without swimming in the first place, which they would be incapable of doing for such a great distance Then theres the matter of obtaining the materials, they'd have to scour the whole island for wood, which is labor intensive, as most of it would undoubtedly be a large % of uncut trees, but they'd never have enough anyways Then theres rope, obtaining that or making it long enough for the bridge, for both sides Plus supports, and testing to see if a bridge of such length can even support their own weight let alone the weight of the bridge If they went with a bridge first rather than a boat, they arent too bright
@@Wiki1184 Not in the movie they didn't. Some of the herbivores did, but not the raptors. I think in the book the Big One did, but they bombed the island at the end.
What gets me is that they specifically built a suspension bridge. An incredible feat of engineering. No not just a bridge. A bridge that is only possible thanks to centuries of architectural development
Yeah, I remember a example of this joke in an obscure movie called “Arms Race Day” (4 policemen head to a house) Policeman 1: open your door sir! You are under arrest! Criminal(he lives in the house): No! Policeman 1: if you do, we will break down your door! Criminal: good luck! (The policemen attempt to break down the door) Policeman 2: ah! It’s no use, he built the door well! Policeman 3: well what do we do? Policeman 1: well, we can pick the lock! (Policeman 1 attempts to pick the lock) Criminal: (thinking) ah? You’re picking the lock? Well, time to bring out the car battery. (Criminal sends an electric shock through the doorknob, and the officer is given a ground from the lock) Policeman 1: AGH!!! Alright! Let’s do something else, we can pretend we have the entire police force heading for him! Policeman 3: ah! It’s a very good idea boss! Policeman 2: yes! (Policeman 2 and policeman 3 bring out a bullhorn) Policeman 2: _Hello. We have you surrounded! Exit your home or we will enter your house with force!_ Policeman 3: (fake helicopter noises) Criminal: (pretending to sound scared) oh no, alright, come in! (The police try to head in, only for policeman 2 and 3 to get shot with a pistol) Policeman 2 & 3: AGH!!! Policeman 1: alright, so what the hell do we do now ah? Policeman 4: I have an idea. (Policeman 4 brings out a French flag from his pocket with a short version of the French anthem playing for a second, he slides the flag under the doorframe) Criminal: what’s this? Why did you put a French flag under my door? (Thinking) I will shoot you with the gun, you really are stupid are you? (Policeman 4 then slams on the door just when criminal pulls out the key. the key falls into the flag, and policeman 4 pulls the flag quickly) Criminal: NO! The key! Policeman 4: aha! Now we get you this time. The criminal gets arrested and the story continues from there after
@@auhsojacosta1672 You'll find the 'poke key out keyhole and pull under door' thing to go probably as far back as keyholes and keys. You'll find it in Looney Tunes from the 40's.
Maybe I'm not familiar enough with commercial doors but would it be common for a door to have a keyhole on both sides..? I thought most doors have a keyhole on one side and then like a turnable lock on the other.
it wasn't the best, it lacked in having a real plot other than a rescue mission, but the spinosaurus was awesome, as was the different raptor breed, and WAY BETTER than jurassic world. Hope with Jeff Goldblum coming back it'll be better than that film. Jurassic Park III just suffered from too many rewrites, it would've been just as good if not better than say last world if they'd kept to the multiple film scenes pulled from prior books unused and various great spots but went with the original "the dinosaurs are sick and dying what do we do about this" plot instead of "rescue this kid." It was still an enjoyable movie.
As a Venezuelan, I confirm that it is a fact that the Velociraptors have greatly improved the country's infrastructure since they abandoned the Jurassic Park to live here.
The Jurassic Park island is supposed to be 120 miles west of Costa Rica. If those raptors are smart enough to build a "crude" 800+ mile suspension bridge all the way from there to Venezuela, I'd say they deserve a place in society.
Girl: maybe that cat was the murderer. I'll ask it... meow meow meowmeow meow? Cat: We dont all talk like that. I happen to be a professor. Guy: our apologies, sir. Cat: I should imagine so. Now if you'll excuse me, i have papers to correct...
I love the bored elbow scratch and walking gesture he makes with his claws. It's those little touches that show an animators quality and attention to detail.
The raptor erratically bursting out of the closet after calmly and meticulously unlocking the door is pure gold 😂 with the accompanying “surprise danger horns” for added effect is very reminiscent of the older Simpsons episodes. Just brilliant 😂
I like how they defy expectations by making the raptor smart enough to open the door in a notably non-animalistic way... and then defy expectations even MORE by making the raptor pull out a pipe and start talking like an intellectual.
shiba inu Search it up on google images. It is one of those oldschool memes with a figure of a raptor thinking and a mind-twisting question divided between the upper and the lower part of the photo. Like this: Why is the word "short" - "Insert philosoraptor here" - longer than the word "long"?
I know you're joking but I agree anyway. This has hammond and his neice/granddaughter as main characters instead of cameos and malcolm still looking like he did in JP1
"The Critic" was a show from the 90s about a movie critic named Jay sherman (voiced by Jon lovitz) and his daily life. they would always make parodies like this and present them as actual movies for Jay to review (usually disliking them and using his catchphrase "it stinks"). Jay Sherman even appeared on an episode of The Simpsons for a crossover. it's a shame no one really remembers this show. the animation was well done and the scripts were good. I have every episode, I thought it was pretty damn funny.
Matt Groening really hated the idea of the crossover. He ended up having his name removed from the credits. Despite that, I think it's a really good episode, with a lot of funny gags. A noticeable example would be the interview with Wolfcastle, which is a joke that's aged like fine wine, given how Hollywood has become even more excessive with throwing large sums of money at stars to turn out piles of garbage we quickly forget about. The main plot tied together quite nicely with the whole town getting behind the film festival. Mr. Burns was on his A-game as the antagonist, and Sherman was a good foil for Homer. Overall, Matt Groening's disapproval did nothing to stop this from being a fun and classic episode.
+gamergirl71000 I'm just on episode 2 with some knowledge of the villains and where the show's going. Story's slow here but it's still energetic. Kind of feels like Steven Universe's start.
Rudy Cervantes They're just like jokes. There can be a good joke but after a while, it'll become old. Memes don't die. They just become old and unable to make you laugh anymore. Still, some old memes deserve to be respected.
I met the guy during vacation. A fantastic fellow with a lot of terrific insights. Gave me a tip on a stock that's still paying dividends! Here's to good old Mr. Pilkington, I hope your panhandling business is treating you well!
Not gonna lie, I would love a full animated movie of this character actually doing this. So far it's better than the last 3 movies we got from the franchise so why not something so balls to the wall crazy?
That actually is a clip of an actual show. That show is called "The Critic" and it is a spoof/parody of cinema and the entertainment industry in general.
Kaan Dagdas Most interior doors can be locked from either side with the same key (at least where I live), but this is only a closet, hence the first comment. I guess?
"I beg to differ. Oh for you see, the other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuala. Once there I shall lie low and assume odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I've said too much."
This raptor is more intelligent then 2 adults and 1 kid So smart, that he was the only one who noted the key and then, almost immediately came up with a plan to break free
I used to love watching The Critic when I was super young, but I never knew what happened to the show... moreover, I had forgotten the show existed. This show was like "How It Should Have Ended" before that became a thing on UA-cam.
“You can’t hold a raptor in a closet. They’re too smart” Present day Raptor: **bursts out of closet** Raptor: *_YO DUDES! WANNA VAPE?!_* Humans: **runs away in fear**
Also kinda defeats the purpose of making them all females. That was done specifically to stop them from breeding on their own... Oh John Hammond, how you fucked up.
Do you remember What Mr DNA Said in the original movie,If you don’t here’s what he said,Mosquito’s we’re a creature of the Jurassic period which means they sucked dinosaur blood, and then those mosquitoes, ended getting stuck in tree sap for 100’s of years, until humans ended up finding it and calling it Amber, Now with the Amber they can just make all female dinosaurs right,Not quite, You see the Dinosaur DNA Is missing a few Strands,not DNA, So they took some amphibian DNA, and mixed it With Dinosaur dna, and Boom a baby dinosaur is born,however Since dinosaur have amphibian DNA, that means they can switch Genders, So the Dinosaur sounding like a male, is an Amphibian thing
The key door thing literally happens in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom. It was a human child and not a raptor but I still think it’s funny, cause like who has doors like that in the mega future anyway
Honestly from what the Velociraptor said that's actually a pretty good plan
Yes he an genius
A suspension bridge?
You know how fucking long that would have to be from Isla Nubar to Venezuela?
Which would be impossible to attach to the other side without swimming in the first place, which they would be incapable of doing for such a great distance
Then theres the matter of obtaining the materials, they'd have to scour the whole island for wood, which is labor intensive, as most of it would undoubtedly be a large % of uncut trees, but they'd never have enough anyways
Then theres rope, obtaining that or making it long enough for the bridge, for both sides
Plus supports, and testing to see if a bridge of such length can even support their own weight let alone the weight of the bridge
If they went with a bridge first rather than a boat, they arent too bright
@@MadGameBoy yeah, but he says they *have* completed the bridge, somehow, which is, as you outlined, impossible levels of impressive.
You could say it was the greatest-
@ANTHONYACUNA1 you mean she.
the origin of philosoraptor
YEA
lol i was thinking the same thing haha
SanZilla X jesus 666 likes
SanZilla X
Ha
Crap nevermind
I do like how the dinosaur isn’t evil, he just wants to live a normal life like humans.
She.
@@playfulpanthress
Didn’t some of the raptors change sexes due to the frog DNA though?
@@Wiki1184 Not in the movie they didn't. Some of the herbivores did, but not the raptors. I think in the book the Big One did, but they bombed the island at the end.
@@playfulpanthress
Ah, I guess the book is more fresh in my mind than the movie is. I start to mix up the details.
@@Wiki1184 I hear that! I hope in ten to twenty years we get a book accurate version!
What gets me is that they specifically built a suspension bridge. An incredible feat of engineering. No not just a bridge. A bridge that is only possible thanks to centuries of architectural development
Not to mention that a bridge of any kind going from Isla Nublar to Venezuela would have to go over central America
Clever girl.
To be fair, the raptor did say that it was a _crude_ suspension bridge. Guess they aren't all that smart after all.
@@janslavik5284Costa Rica would be far closer. Only 120 miles away. The Murtees Archipelago in JP lore is only 87 miles away.
Didn't the Incas have some form of suspension bridge before the Spanish arrived?
That trick with the key and the newspaper was legitimately genius
..For Lucille Ball maybe.
It's an old gag. It's been around since the start.
Yeah, I remember a example of this joke in an obscure movie called “Arms Race Day”
(4 policemen head to a house)
Policeman 1: open your door sir! You are under arrest!
Criminal(he lives in the house): No!
Policeman 1: if you do, we will break down your door!
Criminal: good luck!
(The policemen attempt to break down the door)
Policeman 2: ah! It’s no use, he built the door well!
Policeman 3: well what do we do?
Policeman 1: well, we can pick the lock!
(Policeman 1 attempts to pick the lock)
Criminal: (thinking) ah? You’re picking the lock? Well, time to bring out the car battery.
(Criminal sends an electric shock through the doorknob, and the officer is given a ground from the lock)
Policeman 1: AGH!!! Alright! Let’s do something else, we can pretend we have the entire police force heading for him!
Policeman 3: ah! It’s a very good idea boss!
Policeman 2: yes!
(Policeman 2 and policeman 3 bring out a bullhorn)
Policeman 2: _Hello. We have you surrounded! Exit your home or we will enter your house with force!_
Policeman 3: (fake helicopter noises)
Criminal: (pretending to sound scared) oh no, alright, come in!
(The police try to head in, only for policeman 2 and 3 to get shot with a pistol)
Policeman 2 & 3: AGH!!!
Policeman 1: alright, so what the hell do we do now ah?
Policeman 4: I have an idea.
(Policeman 4 brings out a French flag from his pocket with a short version of the French anthem playing for a second, he slides the flag under the doorframe)
Criminal: what’s this? Why did you put a French flag under my door? (Thinking) I will shoot you with the gun, you really are stupid are you?
(Policeman 4 then slams on the door just when criminal pulls out the key. the key falls into the flag, and policeman 4 pulls the flag quickly)
Criminal: NO! The key!
Policeman 4: aha! Now we get you this time.
The criminal gets arrested and the story continues from there after
The movie I mentioned was locally made during 1980-1990 so don’t expect to find it on the internet
@@auhsojacosta1672 You'll find the 'poke key out keyhole and pull under door' thing to go probably as far back as keyholes and keys. You'll find it in Looney Tunes from the 40's.
Maybe I'm not familiar enough with commercial doors but would it be common for a door to have a keyhole on both sides..? I thought most doors have a keyhole on one side and then like a turnable lock on the other.
Terrifying how The Critic predicted the plot of Jurassic Park 3.
BorrowedAngels What...?
it wasn't the best, it lacked in having a real plot other than a rescue mission, but the spinosaurus was awesome, as was the different raptor breed, and WAY BETTER than jurassic world. Hope with Jeff Goldblum coming back it'll be better than that film. Jurassic Park III just suffered from too many rewrites, it would've been just as good if not better than say last world if they'd kept to the multiple film scenes pulled from prior books unused and various great spots but went with the original "the dinosaurs are sick and dying what do we do about this" plot instead of "rescue this kid." It was still an enjoyable movie.
"Alan!"
what? in what way was this anything like the 3rd movie?!?!?
@@Gojiro7 I was joking about how they correctly guessed that the raptors would become even more intelligent in later movies.
Philosoraptor
what if we're the dinosaurs and raptors were humans?
You wouldn't have written that sentence, then
or would he have?
Rogelio Vela "Roger" 1000th like
it lives
As a Venezuelan, I confirm that it is a fact that the Velociraptors have greatly improved the country's infrastructure since they abandoned the Jurassic Park to live here.
really? how so? im curious
@@xenomorph_636 Velociraptors no longer exist, so in fact, no one improved the economy in Venezuela
@@xenomorph_636 Solved world hunger by eating the hungry
@@DiogenesDworkinson I have a modest proposal.
@@Ovo6638some one doesnt know sarcasm
The Jurassic Park island is supposed to be 120 miles west of Costa Rica. If those raptors are smart enough to build a "crude" 800+ mile suspension bridge all the way from there to Venezuela, I'd say they deserve a place in society.
yea
Hell, maybe give them jobs as architects
On the other hand, if they took the 800 mile route when Costa Rica is a mere 120 miles away maybe they're better left extinct
Yeah as slaves
It's a wonder why they went extinct in the first place!
The critic was a fucking fantastic show
Really? Because you wouldn't know watching that clip.
TheCaffeinatedOwl
He's just saying he likes a show how is that edgy
Ahead of its time, really. At least, imo
A lot of people probably never even heard of the critic lol
Universal Juan so it Was edgy
I love this type of joke. A character showing unexpected intelligence. Wholesome and hilarious.
Girl: maybe that cat was the murderer. I'll ask it... meow meow meowmeow meow?
Cat: We dont all talk like that. I happen to be a professor.
Guy: our apologies, sir.
Cat: I should imagine so. Now if you'll excuse me, i have papers to correct...
@@rammsteinrulz16 I know that family guy reference 😂
@@linkais3875 "2 clips that give off the same energy" 🤣
Joke
@@linkais3875 family guy always does that joke where a fictional character or animal talks. It’s a running gag
I love the bored elbow scratch and walking gesture he makes with his claws. It's those little touches that show an animators quality and attention to detail.
I was going to like your comment, then I saw you are at exactly 400 likes, and I didn't want to mess that up :D
@@barbados3592 You can like it now!
and things like these show exactly why art needs to stay human made rather than be given to AI
Life finds a way.
Life uh finds a way
And so do the raptors
life finds dewae
You left out a few uhs.
Clever girl.....
The raptor erratically bursting out of the closet after calmly and meticulously unlocking the door is pure gold 😂 with the accompanying “surprise danger horns” for added effect is very reminiscent of the older Simpsons episodes. Just brilliant 😂
There was an animal farm joke in it to
Dude went from raptor to...*Reptirer*
Definitely got Simpsons vibes too.
"You now, we raptors have made great strides in the fields of Science and Literature."
"THERE ARE SHARKS IN THERE"
"Hey that's my family!"
Raptors are confrimed gay
You know
Not you now and no iam not a Grammer police that want the sea monster say
@@joejames9974 I am having a seizure trying to comprehend the alien knowledge you speak of
@@joejames9974 godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
I like how they defy expectations by making the raptor smart enough to open the door in a notably non-animalistic way... and then defy expectations even MORE by making the raptor pull out a pipe and start talking like an intellectual.
Clever Girl.
Smoke N toke 831 pretty much everyone does
Super Vegito I think you mean clever boy
I don't having a British accent makes you smarter or smoking is good for your health.
Super Vegito Yesss, obviously
jurassic world...lol
What I would have done if I directed Jurrasic park.
Enderslayer Army yes
Enderslayer Army Watch Fallen Kingdom you will be surprised
I’m 1k like!
So you must be the guy who wrote fallen Kingdom
The original Toffee.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
TheCartoonKitty
Exactly what I thought.
TheCartoonKitty oh god this is brilliant.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
T O F F E E
Employee 1: Have you seen Pilkington?
Employee 2: You mean the Utahraptor?
Employee1: What Utahraptor?
Utahraptor: Yes, what Utahraptor?
Achillobator or Dakotaraptor
@@johndoherty487 Technically they were based on Deinonychus, if you wanna be real picky.
Employee 1: He's right behind me, isn't he?
*This scene actually happened in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom*
I'm A Robot Your Argument Is Invalid
Dude......
They referenced it yeah.
Wat
Did we see the same movie or did I miss something?
Peusterokos1 the keyhole trick
...you mean by the little human child?
I mean, yeah I guess in that sense it did happen, but its a common cinema trope...
The real origin of Philosoraptor
who is philosoraptor
shiba inu A meme past your time.
wha
what is philosoraptor seriously
tell me
Rude, is it not?
shiba inu Search it up on google images. It is one of those oldschool memes with a figure of a raptor thinking and a mind-twisting question divided between the upper and the lower part of the photo. Like this:
Why is the word "short" -
"Insert philosoraptor here"
- longer than the word "long"?
Man, this story seems a lot better than the one they went with -'J
wtb blood ending
I know you're joking but I agree anyway. This has hammond and his neice/granddaughter as main characters instead of cameos and malcolm still looking like he did in JP1
Aren't you that Stormcloak guy from the Skyrim Google+ page?
@@benjamindavis4974 In the original book, Malcolm died.
more like /srs
Oh god... the british have taught the raptors
Normal there on a island and you know what happen with random island
"The Critic" was a show from the 90s about a movie critic named Jay sherman (voiced by Jon lovitz) and his daily life. they would always make parodies like this and present them as actual movies for Jay to review (usually disliking them and using his catchphrase "it stinks"). Jay Sherman even appeared on an episode of The Simpsons for a crossover. it's a shame no one really remembers this show. the animation was well done and the scripts were good. I have every episode, I thought it was pretty damn funny.
My childhood thanks the person who posted this clip
What format?
Matt Groening really hated the idea of the crossover. He ended up having his name removed from the credits. Despite that, I think it's a really good episode, with a lot of funny gags. A noticeable example would be the interview with Wolfcastle, which is a joke that's aged like fine wine, given how Hollywood has become even more excessive with throwing large sums of money at stars to turn out piles of garbage we quickly forget about. The main plot tied together quite nicely with the whole town getting behind the film festival. Mr. Burns was on his A-game as the antagonist, and Sherman was a good foil for Homer. Overall, Matt Groening's disapproval did nothing to stop this from being a fun and classic episode.
First season was good. Second season took a nose dive in quality.
@@riseofasinkingwarrior490 what are you talking about, the loafers joke is timeless!
how did this get into my recommendations
To warn you of the coming raptor invasion, what else?
nice.
IT'S GUTSMAN1
I don't know, but I, for one, am thankful.
I just had watched "important videos" playlist and then it appeared
The raptor is actually a sophisticated Englishman,it would be delightful to have a conversation with him over a pint of Guinness in the pub.
I concur most indubitably
*confused in american*
Yeah, but he's clearly upper class so he'd refuse to be around an 'unsophisticated peasant' and instead pay a maid to whip him in his bedroom.
I mean, with a raptor on human level intelligence AND looking for a job.
Why not just offer to pay the raptor to work in your park?!
I spared no expense.
some people still meet Mr. Pilkigton to this day, many of whom unaware that he is a raptor
Heard he was working as a producer on XFM way back
Is he still living in Venezuela tho
"Head like a fucking orange"
Perhaps you said to much.....
Mr. Dilkington
this is Philosoraptor
+Jeff The Ripper
Hello Jeff the Ripper
"Ripped" any ones lately?
*SNURCKER*
+Jeff The Ripper
Hello Jeff the Ripper
"Ripped" any ones lately?
*SNURCKER*
This came out b4 your ass was born.
jeff The killer look at this edgy teen over here
Ğø.. Ťò.. ȘŁĚĚP!! 🔪 😠
Clever girl
Clorox Bleach with male voice?
Clever skills
Clorox Bleach can I get a cup of you for my brain please
aquela Jurassic park scene
But..this one is clearly a boy.
Raptor: *casually going from wild beast to smart man talking in fluent English with a slight British accent*
He lied!
His real plan was to go to Mewni under the alias Toffee!
That's why I thought he was so familiar
Quinn Fletcher you read my mind!!!!!! :0
Surprise!
RedstoneHearts - it truly was funny. Saying it isn’t is like saying WW2 wasn’t tragic.
Alexander Kelly, Different people have different opinions on whats funny or not.
Oh, so this is where Toffee came from.
And here I am, wondering who is this Toffee you guys are talking about?
Haven't watched the show, so probably something I could watch after the first season of Initial D
+gamergirl71000 I'm just on episode 2 with some knowledge of the villains and where the show's going. Story's slow here but it's still energetic. Kind of feels like Steven Universe's start.
OH MY GOSH YOUR RIGHT.
Voltmander
To be honest, I could use some Eurobeat right now while watching Star Vs The Forces of Evil...
One does not simply trick a raptor.
One does not simply im sorry but... you're a dead meme.
Still a great meme
MEMES NEVER DIE
Rudy Cervantes no.
not all of them
Rudy Cervantes They're just like jokes. There can be a good joke but after a while, it'll become old.
Memes don't die. They just become old and unable to make you laugh anymore.
Still, some old memes deserve to be respected.
I never thought I'd ever hear a velociraptor say Venezuela.
"BuT pErHaPs IvE sAiD tOo MuCh"
(puff puff puff)
You can't hold a Moth in a closet
Their too hungry
*half shirt gone next to moth*
I met the guy during vacation. A fantastic fellow with a lot of terrific insights. Gave me a tip on a stock that's still paying dividends!
Here's to good old Mr. Pilkington, I hope your panhandling business is treating you well!
"Sugar Booger, how long have we had a raptor in the closet?"
Mickey- 2 Mouse-2 I remember hat
ShortFingeredShreder HOLY FUCKING SHIT
"I'm GLAD you're extinct! You're *mean!"*
Not gonna lie, I would love a full animated movie of this character actually doing this. So far it's better than the last 3 movies we got from the franchise so why not something so balls to the wall crazy?
so you basically want a serie of movies done by a directors like Zucker brother. I'm all into that
You preferred Jurassic Park 2 and 3 more than Jurassic World?
@@harrisenlysaght world sucked, fallen kingdom also sucked.
You mean the last 5 movies.
Isn't that the whole point of the Giant Chicken from Animaniacs?
Raptors are now my favourite dinosaur of all time.
They're my favourite plane too
Is Karl Pilkington a raptor? :O :O :O
qq
It all makes sense now...
Jon Martin it all makes sense now
There's no correlation between the word "smart" and "Karl Pilkington"
Jon Martin I bet the Raptor receives post addressed to Mr Dilkington
Mr Pilkington? Karl Pilkington?
Karl Pilkington is an undercover Raptor.
Wait... That means his whole "idiot" act is just a ruse!
Mr. Dilkington, our most valued customer.
My god.
Who had a baby.. who had a baby.
No, Karl's head is too round to be a raptors.
0:22 I think I just found the influence for Toffee from svtfoe.
Ivan Corredera omg yes
So truuuuuuuuueeeeeeeee
What is?
Jurassic World Videos they're actually dumb as a chicken same goes for the size and had feathers
he reminds me of toffy
Bowser koopazilla
This is very reminiscent of Courage the Cowardly Dog
was about to say that :)
His ancestors are raptors.... Explains a lot
Toffee would've never given away his secret plan like that.
indeed
the animation of the raptor is delightful...
i love the little finger waggle and the smirk are amazing
The origin of the Phliosoraptar
45% Raptor, 45% Toffee, 5% Sherlock Holmes...
... aaaand 500% WTF?
I m not sure but thoughs numbers seem off
1% karl pilkington
justreel sneakinggalaxy2 it equals 595% so yes the numbers are off when it should equal 100%
Dinoman972 2% animal farm.
You forgot. 5% meme.
More like Classic Park II
Creepy Scorpio yup,nature find their way.
jurclassic park two
"Then why are you attacking us? Could have just asked for food"
0:04 - the lock has no key visible
0:09 - a key mysteriously appears on the lock
its called cartoons
raptors are just that smart.
+Le Dom they're so smart that they make keys appear out of thin air
Also, why would the Raptor need the key from it's side of the door if the keyhole was visible to us, the viewer..
That raptor also started talking at some point in the video. Explain that, pls.
Never in a million years would I ever think I would see a raptor smoking a pipe.
Well played genius raptor.
You mean
65 million?
@@thegodzillafandomsrookie5514 yeah lol.
"Clever girl"
😂😂😂😂 this comment right here
Who even smokes a pipe any more?
The Critic was an amazin show
That velociraptor is actually pretty smart. that sounds like a very well thought out plan.
I love this can this be a show itself in this style. I want to watch this main raptor here just loving it
That actually is a clip of an actual show. That show is called "The Critic" and it is a spoof/parody of cinema and the entertainment industry in general.
Cox 'n' Crendor brought me here. This is as funny as I imagined.
Clever Girl. . .
Raptior: On the Contrary I'm a boy
Alan wasn't lying about the spontaneous change of sex.
Toffee before puberty
(Edit: Holy shit this is the most liked comment I have made!)
Jennifer Shope lmao
Toffie from Star vs forces of evil????
NO
THEN WHO THE FaCKK???
MaxedGreef yes
Mr. Pilkington?
Karl has some explaining to do.
Bit weird, innit?
Zippy Ragu so, Karl being a bit stupid is all an act to cover the fact he is a super smart dinosaur!
Hello Mr. Dilkington!
In the novel the raptors literally just hitched a ride on cargo ships.
That's funny. My Venezuelan gardener who I get to do odd jobs is also named...Mister...Pilkington...
HE'S BEHIND YOU! LOOK OUT!
Clever guy!
ITS TOO LATE RUN FOR IT!!!!!
clever girl
(TRIGGERED FEMINIST) DID YOU JUST ASSUME ITS GENDER?
NeutralAnimal68 #toxic
el frijolito loquendero triggggerrrrreddddd
Darn?! That raptor is good!
Tawny Phuong clever girl
Tawny Phuong all because he is smart I'm gonna call him Dony the Smart raptor
"Greetings mademoiselle. i am the fabled Philosoraptor, prepare to be educated. And this is my cousin the ravaging Velocirapetor, prepare to be..."
0:15 Raptor's coming out of the closet moment
*_WHY WAS THE LOCK ON THE INSIDE!?_*
Imperfect I know but the raptor unlocked the door from inside
It's a Double-sided lock.
Every door in my house has those.
Each lock has its own key that can be used on either side.
LETS GET 1000 SUBS WITH NO VIDS
Well, except for the inside-side of our house entrance and door that opens to the garden.
Kaan Dagdas
Most interior doors can be locked from either side with the same key (at least where I live), but this is only a closet, hence the first comment. I guess?
LETS GET 1000 SUBS WITH NO VIDS I thought all doors are like that. You can lock them and unlock them from both sides
0:20 of crap it's toffee!
***** wow!
I was just pointing the semelarity I didn't know that 😂😂😂
Marcelo Solaris For the last time, IT'S NOT THE SAME VOICE ACTOR.
I beg to differ. :P
lucky jinx haha yea lol 😂
lucky jinx lol
"I beg to differ. Oh for you see, the other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuala. Once there I shall lie low and assume odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I've said too much."
I wish for more self aware and creative shows such as The Critic, and even Dilbert.
I think you would like Duckman.
Why is this so reminiscent of
Courage the Cowardly Dog?
Random Meme because many of the villains in Courage are anthropomorphic talking animals.
Cant be reminiscent of it if it's older then it.
Aren't that smart if they want to go to Venezuela
Worked for the Nazis
Kyle Shea shhh it's a secret.
Kyle Shea you mean Argentina you idiot.
I live in Venezuela, and yes, coming here it's a terrible decision.
well in that time it was a good idea lol
This raptor is more intelligent then 2 adults and 1 kid
So smart, that he was the only one who noted the key and then, almost immediately came up with a plan to break free
I thought it was a dank meme
I was so wrong...
This is better than a dank meme
Same
Is this stardust crusaders?
There's clearly Joseph and Jotaro there,but who's the girl?
The girl is Anne, obviously.
no, this is SBR
Knight Constantine Its steel ball run. OG dio wasn't able to turn into a dinasaur
Bálint Kristóf now that I've thought of it...just replace the dinosaur with a gorilla and it's just like that one episode..
I got recommended this 14 years later. 10/10 would hire Mr. Pilkington in a heart beat.
This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've seen, I need to watch The Critic now.
Raptor 1: I say!
Raptor 2: Quite!
Raptor 3: Indeed!
Pause at 32 that raptor smile is priceless
Lizardman thanks for the tip :D
lol
TRZ omg it's the same thing
rhe raptor became a crocodilian
@@trz6952 five years later and you still have the incredible profile picture
13 years later and this is in my Recommended
This literally happens in Jurassic world 2
Matt Neath when does it happen
I used to love watching The Critic when I was super young, but I never knew what happened to the show... moreover, I had forgotten the show existed. This show was like "How It Should Have Ended" before that became a thing on UA-cam.
Why can't I stop watching this?
Kermit the Frog's Stepson Cause it's damn good!
Rick and Morty did this with Sasquatch. Showed intelligence.
he reminds me of toffee
Kutahti Same thing I said lol
I was thinking something else...
Raptor: Hello, Bart...
Marcelo Solaris
You've commented that twice already, it's not the same voice actor 🅱️oi.
Toffee's ancestor
The Krookodile Hunter a character from Star Vs The Forces of Evil
The greatest reptilian villain in a cartoon series.
Alguien con un videojuego yes true
SmazingEvie But he smokes instead
“You can’t hold a raptor in a closet. They’re too smart”
Present day
Raptor: **bursts out of closet**
Raptor: *_YO DUDES! WANNA VAPE?!_*
Humans: **runs away in fear**
4 years later this comment is still funny
I thought it would be some gay joke considering the closet, and how everyone’s lgbt these days.
That’s a pipe, not a vape
@@Man_Jr._Studios 🤦♂️
@@cheeseking2825 I missed the present day part of the joke, sorry
When I gave my velociraptors too much, IQ
How couldn't I've seen this already!
This is comedian gold XD
Going to Venezuela, will probably have to worry more about the ravenous humans.
This skit came out in 1992 before communism wrecked Venezuela
But your joke is still pretty funny
Graalock more like 94-95
Venezuela :'v
Maybe if the dinosaurs came to venezuela in 94 my contry would be much better xD
He should've had a female voice, since all the dinosaurs were cloned to be female.
But they can change their sex at will so it makes sense the raptor is male
Mask Gamer yup, if he ever wanted to he could switch right to a women
Also kinda defeats the purpose of making them all females. That was done specifically to stop them from breeding on their own... Oh John Hammond, how you fucked up.
It would appear someone forgot about the toad DNA
Do you remember What Mr DNA Said in the original movie,If you don’t here’s what he said,Mosquito’s we’re a creature of the Jurassic period which means they sucked dinosaur blood, and then those mosquitoes, ended getting stuck in tree sap for 100’s of years, until humans ended up finding it and calling it Amber, Now with the Amber they can just make all female dinosaurs right,Not quite, You see the Dinosaur DNA Is missing a few Strands,not DNA, So they took some amphibian DNA, and mixed it With Dinosaur dna, and Boom a baby dinosaur is born,however Since dinosaur have amphibian DNA, that means they can switch Genders, So the Dinosaur sounding like a male, is an Amphibian thing
Bros got that Porsche design pipe
I see where the cloned girl got the idea from.
One of the most slept on shows in history!
The definition of a true gangster
We as a society will never be able to achieve this level of comedy again
The key door thing literally happens in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom. It was a human child and not a raptor but I still think it’s funny, cause like who has doors like that in the mega future anyway
holy shit. showing a character actually smoking
Pikapetey Animations nice to see you here
clever ....boy?
mauro chijani You tried.
I like how the music stops as he opens the door