You can't hold a raptor in a closet. They're too smart.

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  • @mangodrawsnear
    @mangodrawsnear 7 років тому +9859

    the origin of philosoraptor

  • @rogelioVela1985
    @rogelioVela1985 10 років тому +10103

    Philosoraptor

    • @kazdaseer4507
      @kazdaseer4507 7 років тому +242

      what if we're the dinosaurs and raptors were humans?

    • @TheDiego908
      @TheDiego908 7 років тому +95

      You wouldn't have written that sentence, then

    • @Maulstrum97
      @Maulstrum97 7 років тому +87

      or would he have?

    • @Tom-hz8ug
      @Tom-hz8ug 7 років тому +8

      Rogelio Vela "Roger" 1000th like

    • @traveller800
      @traveller800 7 років тому +10

      it lives

  • @gorrillagrodd8748
    @gorrillagrodd8748 6 років тому +15465

    Honestly from what the Velociraptor said that's actually a pretty good plan

    • @captainmarvelous1221
      @captainmarvelous1221 Рік тому +115

      Yes he an genius

    • @MadGameBoy
      @MadGameBoy Рік тому +419

      A suspension bridge?
      You know how fucking long that would have to be from Isla Nubar to Venezuela?
      Which would be impossible to attach to the other side without swimming in the first place, which they would be incapable of doing for such a great distance
      Then theres the matter of obtaining the materials, they'd have to scour the whole island for wood, which is labor intensive, as most of it would undoubtedly be a large % of uncut trees, but they'd never have enough anyways
      Then theres rope, obtaining that or making it long enough for the bridge, for both sides
      Plus supports, and testing to see if a bridge of such length can even support their own weight let alone the weight of the bridge
      If they went with a bridge first rather than a boat, they arent too bright

    • @somefella6989
      @somefella6989 Рік тому +547

      @@MadGameBoy yeah, but he says they *have* completed the bridge, somehow, which is, as you outlined, impossible levels of impressive.

    • @TheIndoraptor
      @TheIndoraptor Рік тому +55

      You could say it was the greatest-

    • @Ace2014Ace
      @Ace2014Ace Рік тому +26

      @ANTHONYACUNA1 you mean she.

  • @mullerpotgieter
    @mullerpotgieter Рік тому +2599

    What gets me is that they specifically built a suspension bridge. An incredible feat of engineering. No not just a bridge. A bridge that is only possible thanks to centuries of architectural development

    • @janslavik5284
      @janslavik5284 Рік тому +146

      Not to mention that a bridge of any kind going from Isla Nublar to Venezuela would have to go over central America

    • @notjebbutstillakerbal
      @notjebbutstillakerbal Рік тому +50

      Clever girl.

    • @SaurabhKudterkar
      @SaurabhKudterkar Рік тому +57

      To be fair, the raptor did say that it was a _crude_ suspension bridge. Guess they aren't all that smart after all.

    • @easyenetwork2023
      @easyenetwork2023 Рік тому

      ⁠​⁠@@janslavik5284Costa Rica would be far closer. Only 120 miles away. The Murtees Archipelago in JP lore is only 87 miles away.

    • @hardcharging
      @hardcharging Рік тому +14

      Didn't the Incas have some form of suspension bridge before the Spanish arrived?

  • @Exist64
    @Exist64 Рік тому +14433

    I love this type of joke. A character showing unexpected intelligence. Wholesome and hilarious.

    • @rammsteinrulz16
      @rammsteinrulz16 Рік тому +364

      Girl: maybe that cat was the murderer. I'll ask it... meow meow meowmeow meow?
      Cat: We dont all talk like that. I happen to be a professor.
      Guy: our apologies, sir.
      Cat: I should imagine so. Now if you'll excuse me, i have papers to correct...

    • @linkais3875
      @linkais3875 Рік тому +60

      @@rammsteinrulz16 I know that family guy reference 😂

    • @rammsteinrulz16
      @rammsteinrulz16 Рік тому +23

      @@linkais3875 "2 clips that give off the same energy" 🤣

    • @simon.cartoonsmoviesandblo8415
      @simon.cartoonsmoviesandblo8415 Рік тому +3

      Joke

    • @ABlueyFan
      @ABlueyFan Рік тому +14

      @@linkais3875 family guy always does that joke where a fictional character or animal talks. It’s a running gag

  • @ZCAB
    @ZCAB 6 років тому +6612

    The Jurassic Park island is supposed to be 120 miles west of Costa Rica. If those raptors are smart enough to build a "crude" 800+ mile suspension bridge all the way from there to Venezuela, I'd say they deserve a place in society.

    • @xenomorph_636
      @xenomorph_636 Рік тому +87

      yea

    • @storyman385
      @storyman385 Рік тому +353

      Hell, maybe give them jobs as architects

    • @sdmitch16
      @sdmitch16 Рік тому +416

      On the other hand, if they took the 800 mile route when Costa Rica is a mere 120 miles away maybe they're better left extinct

    • @emeraldcrusade5016
      @emeraldcrusade5016 Рік тому +13

      Yeah as slaves

    • @sango3128
      @sango3128 Рік тому +37

      It's a wonder why they went extinct in the first place!

  • @redmage87
    @redmage87 7 років тому +14894

    Terrifying how The Critic predicted the plot of Jurassic Park 3.

    • @zigzoinks5493
      @zigzoinks5493 7 років тому +49

      BorrowedAngels What...?

    • @oneandonlysound99
      @oneandonlysound99 7 років тому +220

      it wasn't the best, it lacked in having a real plot other than a rescue mission, but the spinosaurus was awesome, as was the different raptor breed, and WAY BETTER than jurassic world. Hope with Jeff Goldblum coming back it'll be better than that film. Jurassic Park III just suffered from too many rewrites, it would've been just as good if not better than say last world if they'd kept to the multiple film scenes pulled from prior books unused and various great spots but went with the original "the dinosaurs are sick and dying what do we do about this" plot instead of "rescue this kid." It was still an enjoyable movie.

    • @Alan_One1
      @Alan_One1 7 років тому +161

      "Alan!"

    • @Gojiro7
      @Gojiro7 2 роки тому +52

      what? in what way was this anything like the 3rd movie?!?!?

    • @redmage87
      @redmage87 2 роки тому +129

      @@Gojiro7 I was joking about how they correctly guessed that the raptors would become even more intelligent in later movies.

  • @johnnycash5858
    @johnnycash5858 Рік тому +619

    I love the bored elbow scratch and walking gesture he makes with his claws. It's those little touches that show an animators quality and attention to detail.

    • @barbados3592
      @barbados3592 8 місяців тому +3

      I was going to like your comment, then I saw you are at exactly 400 likes, and I didn't want to mess that up :D

    • @SpiderLionessThesaturnedFae
      @SpiderLionessThesaturnedFae 8 місяців тому

      @@barbados3592 You can like it now!

    • @jovianmelendez
      @jovianmelendez 4 місяці тому +3

      and things like these show exactly why art needs to stay human made rather than be given to AI

  • @maxresdefault_
    @maxresdefault_ Рік тому +8811

    That trick with the key and the newspaper was legitimately genius

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en Рік тому +283

      ..For Lucille Ball maybe.
      It's an old gag. It's been around since the start.

    • @auhsojacosta1672
      @auhsojacosta1672 Рік тому +147

      Yeah, I remember a example of this joke in an obscure movie called “Arms Race Day”
      (4 policemen head to a house)
      Policeman 1: open your door sir! You are under arrest!
      Criminal(he lives in the house): No!
      Policeman 1: if you do, we will break down your door!
      Criminal: good luck!
      (The policemen attempt to break down the door)
      Policeman 2: ah! It’s no use, he built the door well!
      Policeman 3: well what do we do?
      Policeman 1: well, we can pick the lock!
      (Policeman 1 attempts to pick the lock)
      Criminal: (thinking) ah? You’re picking the lock? Well, time to bring out the car battery.
      (Criminal sends an electric shock through the doorknob, and the officer is given a ground from the lock)
      Policeman 1: AGH!!! Alright! Let’s do something else, we can pretend we have the entire police force heading for him!
      Policeman 3: ah! It’s a very good idea boss!
      Policeman 2: yes!
      (Policeman 2 and policeman 3 bring out a bullhorn)
      Policeman 2: _Hello. We have you surrounded! Exit your home or we will enter your house with force!_
      Policeman 3: (fake helicopter noises)
      Criminal: (pretending to sound scared) oh no, alright, come in!
      (The police try to head in, only for policeman 2 and 3 to get shot with a pistol)
      Policeman 2 & 3: AGH!!!
      Policeman 1: alright, so what the hell do we do now ah?
      Policeman 4: I have an idea.
      (Policeman 4 brings out a French flag from his pocket with a short version of the French anthem playing for a second, he slides the flag under the doorframe)
      Criminal: what’s this? Why did you put a French flag under my door? (Thinking) I will shoot you with the gun, you really are stupid are you?
      (Policeman 4 then slams on the door just when criminal pulls out the key. the key falls into the flag, and policeman 4 pulls the flag quickly)
      Criminal: NO! The key!
      Policeman 4: aha! Now we get you this time.
      The criminal gets arrested and the story continues from there after

    • @auhsojacosta1672
      @auhsojacosta1672 Рік тому +32

      The movie I mentioned was locally made during 1980-1990 so don’t expect to find it on the internet

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en Рік тому +83

      @@auhsojacosta1672 You'll find the 'poke key out keyhole and pull under door' thing to go probably as far back as keyholes and keys. You'll find it in Looney Tunes from the 40's.

    • @MotleyDeth
      @MotleyDeth Рік тому +27

      Maybe I'm not familiar enough with commercial doors but would it be common for a door to have a keyhole on both sides..? I thought most doors have a keyhole on one side and then like a turnable lock on the other.

  • @kotoko71
    @kotoko71 8 років тому +6100

    Clever Girl.

    • @TheSeaofScience
      @TheSeaofScience 8 років тому +23

      Smoke N toke 831 pretty much everyone does

    • @antiantim5541
      @antiantim5541 7 років тому +30

      Super Vegito I think you mean clever boy

    • @ZONE-fj8ly
      @ZONE-fj8ly 7 років тому +7

      I don't having a British accent makes you smarter or smoking is good for your health.

    • @uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347
      @uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347 7 років тому +1

      Super Vegito Yesss, obviously

    • @josesigala7520
      @josesigala7520 7 років тому +6

      jurassic world...lol

  • @AtariiWave
    @AtariiWave 6 років тому +1276

    Life finds a way.

  • @josemanuellares5088
    @josemanuellares5088 Рік тому +1549

    As a Venezuelan, I confirm that it is a fact that the Velociraptors have greatly improved the country's infrastructure since they abandoned the Jurassic Park to live here.

    • @xenomorph_636
      @xenomorph_636 11 місяців тому +17

      really? how so? im curious

    • @Ovo6638
      @Ovo6638 9 місяців тому +28

      @@xenomorph_636 Velociraptors no longer exist, so in fact, no one improved the economy in Venezuela

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson 9 місяців тому +64

      @@xenomorph_636 Solved world hunger by eating the hungry

    • @TheSawtoothNomad
      @TheSawtoothNomad 9 місяців тому +16

      @@DiogenesDworkinson I have a modest proposal.

    • @gerarditogm2181
      @gerarditogm2181 9 місяців тому +5

      @@Ovo6638some one doesnt know sarcasm

  • @RyanB1987
    @RyanB1987 10 років тому +10024

    The critic was a fucking fantastic show

    • @Jurgen123445
      @Jurgen123445 7 років тому +102

      Really? Because you wouldn't know watching that clip.

    • @wulfulk1000
      @wulfulk1000 7 років тому +74

      TheCaffeinatedOwl
      He's just saying he likes a show how is that edgy

    • @UniversalJuan
      @UniversalJuan 7 років тому +61

      Ahead of its time, really. At least, imo

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy 7 років тому +41

      A lot of people probably never even heard of the critic lol

    • @daodaidan
      @daodaidan 7 років тому +2

      Universal Juan so it Was edgy

  • @OfficialDBFilm
    @OfficialDBFilm Рік тому +6876

    I do like how the dinosaur isn’t evil, he just wants to live a normal life like humans.

    • @playfulpanthress
      @playfulpanthress Рік тому +78

      She.

    • @Wiki1184
      @Wiki1184 Рік тому +146

      @@playfulpanthress
      Didn’t some of the raptors change sexes due to the frog DNA though?

    • @playfulpanthress
      @playfulpanthress Рік тому +112

      @@Wiki1184 Not in the movie they didn't. Some of the herbivores did, but not the raptors. I think in the book the Big One did, but they bombed the island at the end.

    • @Wiki1184
      @Wiki1184 Рік тому +49

      @@playfulpanthress
      Ah, I guess the book is more fresh in my mind than the movie is. I start to mix up the details.

    • @playfulpanthress
      @playfulpanthress Рік тому +22

      @@Wiki1184 I hear that! I hope in ten to twenty years we get a book accurate version!

  • @jzubrodikal98
    @jzubrodikal98 7 років тому +901

    "You now, we raptors have made great strides in the fields of Science and Literature."

    • @abigbutterstick1780
      @abigbutterstick1780 Рік тому +65

      "THERE ARE SHARKS IN THERE"
      "Hey that's my family!"

    • @Ave_Satana666
      @Ave_Satana666 Рік тому +5

      Raptors are confrimed gay

    • @joejames9974
      @joejames9974 Рік тому +3

      You know
      Not you now and no iam not a Grammer police that want the sea monster say

    • @EskraxTheSleepless
      @EskraxTheSleepless Рік тому +13

      @@joejames9974 I am having a seizure trying to comprehend the alien knowledge you speak of

    • @alfredforbessealy524
      @alfredforbessealy524 Рік тому +14

      @@joejames9974 godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

  • @RayMKlll
    @RayMKlll Рік тому +355

    Employee 1: Have you seen Pilkington?
    Employee 2: You mean the Utahraptor?
    Employee1: What Utahraptor?
    Utahraptor: Yes, what Utahraptor?

    • @johndoherty487
      @johndoherty487 10 місяців тому +16

      Achillobator or Dakotaraptor

    • @TheEldritchHyena
      @TheEldritchHyena 8 місяців тому +17

      @@johndoherty487 Technically they were based on Deinonychus, if you wanna be real picky.

    • @divianreid7959
      @divianreid7959 5 місяців тому +4

      Employee 1: He's right behind me, isn't he?

    • @Cashgoat118
      @Cashgoat118 Місяць тому

      Deinononychus: Eats employee

    • @Me-yq1fl
      @Me-yq1fl Місяць тому

      @@johndoherty487 Dakotaraptor isn't real. It's a chimera of turtle remains and juvenile T. rex.

  • @enderslayerarmy6219
    @enderslayerarmy6219 7 років тому +1643

    What I would have done if I directed Jurrasic park.

    • @Pineapple-sm7ff
      @Pineapple-sm7ff 6 років тому +10

      Enderslayer Army yes

    • @op2265
      @op2265 6 років тому +10

      Enderslayer Army Watch Fallen Kingdom you will be surprised

    • @aregularfan7506
      @aregularfan7506 6 років тому

      I’m 1k like!

    • @xaviersaavedra7442
      @xaviersaavedra7442 6 років тому +2

      So you must be the guy who wrote fallen Kingdom

  • @CoachCarter94
    @CoachCarter94 Рік тому +2875

    The raptor erratically bursting out of the closet after calmly and meticulously unlocking the door is pure gold 😂 with the accompanying “surprise danger horns” for added effect is very reminiscent of the older Simpsons episodes. Just brilliant 😂

    • @pokechimp1544
      @pokechimp1544 Рік тому +16

      There was an animal farm joke in it to

    • @jzh5267
      @jzh5267 Рік тому +4

      Dude went from raptor to...*Reptirer*

    • @azzurriblue65
      @azzurriblue65 Рік тому +5

      Definitely got Simpsons vibes too.

  • @TheCartoonKitty
    @TheCartoonKitty 7 років тому +5659

    The original Toffee.

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 Рік тому +244

    I like how they defy expectations by making the raptor smart enough to open the door in a notably non-animalistic way... and then defy expectations even MORE by making the raptor pull out a pipe and start talking like an intellectual.

  • @imarobotyourargumentisinva8222
    @imarobotyourargumentisinva8222 6 років тому +2040

    *This scene actually happened in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom*

    • @Topitux
      @Topitux 6 років тому +25

      I'm A Robot Your Argument Is Invalid
      Dude......

    • @alguienconunvideojuego4606
      @alguienconunvideojuego4606 6 років тому +74

      They referenced it yeah.

    • @Peusterokos1
      @Peusterokos1 6 років тому +37

      Wat
      Did we see the same movie or did I miss something?

    • @imarobotyourargumentisinva8222
      @imarobotyourargumentisinva8222 6 років тому +23

      Peusterokos1 the keyhole trick

    • @Peusterokos1
      @Peusterokos1 6 років тому +45

      ...you mean by the little human child?
      I mean, yeah I guess in that sense it did happen, but its a common cinema trope...

  • @Cazz8203
    @Cazz8203 7 років тому +4487

    "The Critic" was a show from the 90s about a movie critic named Jay sherman (voiced by Jon lovitz) and his daily life. they would always make parodies like this and present them as actual movies for Jay to review (usually disliking them and using his catchphrase "it stinks"). Jay Sherman even appeared on an episode of The Simpsons for a crossover. it's a shame no one really remembers this show. the animation was well done and the scripts were good. I have every episode, I thought it was pretty damn funny.

    • @LunarSault23
      @LunarSault23 Рік тому +34

      My childhood thanks the person who posted this clip

    • @snager80
      @snager80 Рік тому +1

      What format?

    • @riseofasinkingwarrior490
      @riseofasinkingwarrior490 Рік тому +73

      Matt Groening really hated the idea of the crossover. He ended up having his name removed from the credits. Despite that, I think it's a really good episode, with a lot of funny gags. A noticeable example would be the interview with Wolfcastle, which is a joke that's aged like fine wine, given how Hollywood has become even more excessive with throwing large sums of money at stars to turn out piles of garbage we quickly forget about. The main plot tied together quite nicely with the whole town getting behind the film festival. Mr. Burns was on his A-game as the antagonist, and Sherman was a good foil for Homer. Overall, Matt Groening's disapproval did nothing to stop this from being a fun and classic episode.

    • @TheKrensada
      @TheKrensada Рік тому +4

      First season was good. Second season took a nose dive in quality.

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS Рік тому +4

      @@riseofasinkingwarrior490 what are you talking about, the loafers joke is timeless!

  • @thoruszwolf4153
    @thoruszwolf4153 10 років тому +3920

    Man, this story seems a lot better than the one they went with -'J

    • @TeslaExplorer
      @TeslaExplorer 10 років тому +64

      wtb blood ending

    • @louche2388
      @louche2388 7 років тому +20

      I know you're joking but I agree anyway. This has hammond and his neice/granddaughter as main characters instead of cameos and malcolm still looking like he did in JP1

    • @killgriffinnow
      @killgriffinnow 7 років тому +1

      Aren't you that Stormcloak guy from the Skyrim Google+ page?

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Рік тому

      @@benjamindavis4974 In the original book, Malcolm died.

    • @croc_moat2327
      @croc_moat2327 Рік тому

      more like /srs

  • @worstplayer9163
    @worstplayer9163 Рік тому +83

    0:15 Raptor's coming out of the closet moment

    • @miscellaneoussarnian5282
      @miscellaneoussarnian5282 2 місяці тому +6

      **intense flashbacks to that preschool show with the gay dino dads intensify**

    • @Sailor_Feesh
      @Sailor_Feesh Місяць тому

      @@miscellaneoussarnian5282I may be pan myself
      But that shit was ASS

  • @helix9685
    @helix9685 7 років тому +1258

    "BuT pErHaPs IvE sAiD tOo MuCh"

    • @Trint3e
      @Trint3e 7 років тому +49

      (puff puff puff)

    • @SholenBurger
      @SholenBurger 7 років тому +34

      You can't hold a Moth in a closet
      Their too hungry
      *half shirt gone next to moth*

  • @jurassiczilla1036
    @jurassiczilla1036 7 років тому +1924

    So truuuuuuuuueeeeeeeee

    • @lucayodad9721
      @lucayodad9721 6 років тому +4

      What is?

    • @Oistopthat
      @Oistopthat 6 років тому +3

      Jurassic World Videos they're actually dumb as a chicken same goes for the size and had feathers

  • @silvereaglestudios
    @silvereaglestudios 6 місяців тому +9

    "I beg to differ. Oh for you see, the other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuala. Once there I shall lie low and assume odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I've said too much."

  • @d4rksh4dow4
    @d4rksh4dow4 9 років тому +2801

    this is Philosoraptor

    • @Farantir1
      @Farantir1 9 років тому +14

      +Jeff The Ripper
      Hello Jeff the Ripper
      "Ripped" any ones lately?
      *SNURCKER*

    • @Farantir1
      @Farantir1 9 років тому +16

      +Jeff The Ripper
      Hello Jeff the Ripper
      "Ripped" any ones lately?
      *SNURCKER*

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 7 років тому +8

      This came out b4 your ass was born.

    • @bingus9651
      @bingus9651 7 років тому +5

      jeff The killer look at this edgy teen over here

    • @samlesserofficial
      @samlesserofficial 7 років тому +4

      Ğø.. Ťò.. ȘŁĚĚP!! 🔪 😠

  • @angelpimienta6819
    @angelpimienta6819 7 років тому +410

    The real origin of Philosoraptor

    • @falloutfan1452
      @falloutfan1452 6 років тому +1

      who is philosoraptor

    • @ozyruzf7235
      @ozyruzf7235 6 років тому +2

      shiba inu A meme past your time.

    • @falloutfan1452
      @falloutfan1452 6 років тому +1

      wha
      what is philosoraptor seriously
      tell me

    • @falloutfan1452
      @falloutfan1452 6 років тому

      Rude, is it not?

    • @guilhermeg.rodrigues1248
      @guilhermeg.rodrigues1248 6 років тому

      shiba inu Search it up on google images. It is one of those oldschool memes with a figure of a raptor thinking and a mind-twisting question divided between the upper and the lower part of the photo. Like this:
      Why is the word "short" -
      "Insert philosoraptor here"
      - longer than the word "long"?

  • @AndragonLea
    @AndragonLea Рік тому +137

    I met the guy during vacation. A fantastic fellow with a lot of terrific insights. Gave me a tip on a stock that's still paying dividends!
    Here's to good old Mr. Pilkington, I hope your panhandling business is treating you well!

  • @spaceamundo9655
    @spaceamundo9655 Рік тому +55

    I never thought I'd ever hear a velociraptor say Venezuela.

  • @concluse_dev
    @concluse_dev 9 років тому +4128

    Is Karl Pilkington a raptor? :O :O :O

    • @ashleeeverett2166
      @ashleeeverett2166 9 років тому +9

      qq

    • @Jojoateyt
      @Jojoateyt 7 років тому +126

      It all makes sense now...

    • @jordannetwork9046
      @jordannetwork9046 7 років тому +14

      Jon Martin it all makes sense now

    • @ThefamousMrcroissant
      @ThefamousMrcroissant 7 років тому +139

      There's no correlation between the word "smart" and "Karl Pilkington"

    • @CMDParodies
      @CMDParodies 7 років тому +66

      Jon Martin I bet the Raptor receives post addressed to Mr Dilkington

  • @thebreakfastmegapowers
    @thebreakfastmegapowers Рік тому +319

    some people still meet Mr. Pilkigton to this day, many of whom unaware that he is a raptor

    • @piratelife182
      @piratelife182 Рік тому +49

      Heard he was working as a producer on XFM way back

    • @chibiNATHA
      @chibiNATHA Рік тому +14

      Is he still living in Venezuela tho

    • @brianthebrute92
      @brianthebrute92 Рік тому +44

      "Head like a fucking orange"

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 Рік тому +6

      Perhaps you said to much.....

    • @Bessux
      @Bessux Рік тому +19

      Mr. Dilkington

  • @ShortFingeredShreder
    @ShortFingeredShreder 9 років тому +513

    "Sugar Booger, how long have we had a raptor in the closet?"

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 7 років тому +7

      Mickey- 2 Mouse-2 I remember hat

    • @SiNKarnage
      @SiNKarnage 7 років тому

      ShortFingeredShreder HOLY FUCKING SHIT

    • @IMMACYCLOPS
      @IMMACYCLOPS 7 років тому +10

      "I'm GLAD you're extinct! You're *mean!"*

  • @FunnyBunnyAsian
    @FunnyBunnyAsian Рік тому +17

    Clever Girl. . .
    Raptior: On the Contrary I'm a boy

    • @Mac14329
      @Mac14329 4 місяці тому +1

      Alan wasn't lying about the spontaneous change of sex.

  • @onedoesnotsimply7375
    @onedoesnotsimply7375 7 років тому +1842

    One does not simply trick a raptor.

    • @oneeyedsleep4107
      @oneeyedsleep4107 7 років тому +63

      One does not simply im sorry but... you're a dead meme.

    • @speedpower2951
      @speedpower2951 7 років тому +99

      Still a great meme

    • @saeedo1998
      @saeedo1998 7 років тому +60

      MEMES NEVER DIE

    • @saeedo1998
      @saeedo1998 7 років тому +25

      Rudy Cervantes no.
      not all of them

    • @saeedo1998
      @saeedo1998 7 років тому +30

      Rudy Cervantes They're just like jokes. There can be a good joke but after a while, it'll become old.
      Memes don't die. They just become old and unable to make you laugh anymore.
      Still, some old memes deserve to be respected.

  • @djwaluigi1686
    @djwaluigi1686 6 років тому +118

    Raptors are now my favourite dinosaur of all time.

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli Рік тому +1

      They're my favourite plane too

  • @ivancorredera4241
    @ivancorredera4241 7 років тому +325

    0:22 I think I just found the influence for Toffee from svtfoe.

  • @andy4an
    @andy4an Рік тому +19

    the animation of the raptor is delightful...
    i love the little finger waggle and the smirk are amazing

  • @jamesmansbridge5330
    @jamesmansbridge5330 Рік тому +199

    The raptor is actually a sophisticated Englishman,it would be delightful to have a conversation with him over a pint of Guinness in the pub.

    • @vvvxt
      @vvvxt Рік тому +16

      I concur most indubitably

    • @justinzarbo
      @justinzarbo 7 місяців тому

      *confused in american*

    • @ryelor123
      @ryelor123 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, but he's clearly upper class so he'd refuse to be around an 'unsophisticated peasant' and instead pay a maid to whip him in his bedroom.

  • @quinnfletcher3906
    @quinnfletcher3906 7 років тому +848

    He lied!
    His real plan was to go to Mewni under the alias Toffee!

  • @jameshumphrey3425
    @jameshumphrey3425 6 років тому +1621

    *_WHY WAS THE LOCK ON THE INSIDE!?_*

    • @jameshumphrey3425
      @jameshumphrey3425 6 років тому +96

      Imperfect I know but the raptor unlocked the door from inside

    • @kaorn7419
      @kaorn7419 6 років тому +200

      It's a Double-sided lock.
      Every door in my house has those.
      Each lock has its own key that can be used on either side.

    • @kaorn7419
      @kaorn7419 6 років тому +5

      LETS GET 1000 SUBS WITH NO VIDS
      Well, except for the inside-side of our house entrance and door that opens to the garden.

    • @zamzamazawarma928
      @zamzamazawarma928 6 років тому +28

      Kaan Dagdas
      Most interior doors can be locked from either side with the same key (at least where I live), but this is only a closet, hence the first comment. I guess?

    • @ivanspoljaric9267
      @ivanspoljaric9267 6 років тому +3

      LETS GET 1000 SUBS WITH NO VIDS I thought all doors are like that. You can lock them and unlock them from both sides

  • @longhorn.grove.department
    @longhorn.grove.department 9 місяців тому +45

    Oh god... the british have taught the raptors

    • @ageant_9
      @ageant_9 6 місяців тому +3

      Normal there on a island and you know what happen with random island

  • @woodman981
    @woodman981 7 років тому +296

    how did this get into my recommendations

    • @Sleesus
      @Sleesus 7 років тому +27

      To warn you of the coming raptor invasion, what else?

    • @mintsjams8862
      @mintsjams8862 7 років тому +2

      nice.

    • @nintendonian7776
      @nintendonian7776 7 років тому +2

      IT'S GUTSMAN1

    • @onlyicedgarrett7791
      @onlyicedgarrett7791 7 років тому +17

      I don't know, but I, for one, am thankful.

    • @Nikola95inYT
      @Nikola95inYT 7 років тому +4

      I just had watched "important videos" playlist and then it appeared

  • @panjanvanohyras
    @panjanvanohyras 7 років тому +846

    Oh, so this is where Toffee came from.

    • @Voltmander
      @Voltmander 7 років тому +16

      And here I am, wondering who is this Toffee you guys are talking about?

    • @Voltmander
      @Voltmander 7 років тому +7

      Haven't watched the show, so probably something I could watch after the first season of Initial D

    • @unnamednewbie13
      @unnamednewbie13 6 років тому

      +gamergirl71000 I'm just on episode 2 with some knowledge of the villains and where the show's going. Story's slow here but it's still energetic. Kind of feels like Steven Universe's start.

    • @Safi3DS
      @Safi3DS 6 років тому

      OH MY GOSH YOUR RIGHT.

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 6 років тому +1

      Voltmander
      To be honest, I could use some Eurobeat right now while watching Star Vs The Forces of Evil...

  • @acethetics3878
    @acethetics3878 8 років тому +659

    0:04 - the lock has no key visible
    0:09 - a key mysteriously appears on the lock

    • @CloroxBleachChannel
      @CloroxBleachChannel 8 років тому +67

      its called cartoons

    • @Le_Dom
      @Le_Dom 8 років тому +201

      raptors are just that smart.

    • @brandonjohnson3036
      @brandonjohnson3036 8 років тому +89

      +Le Dom they're so smart that they make keys appear out of thin air

    • @AndrewSmoot
      @AndrewSmoot 7 років тому +38

      Also, why would the Raptor need the key from it's side of the door if the keyhole was visible to us, the viewer..

    • @SirMykus
      @SirMykus 7 років тому +72

      That raptor also started talking at some point in the video. Explain that, pls.

  • @TabalugaDragon
    @TabalugaDragon Рік тому +7

    "Then why are you attacking us? Could have just asked for food"

  • @bowsertvrobotics
    @bowsertvrobotics 8 років тому +910

    he reminds me of toffy

    • @discduderules
      @discduderules 8 років тому +26

      Bowser koopazilla
      This is very reminiscent of Courage the Cowardly Dog

    • @guillermobermea6935
      @guillermobermea6935 7 років тому +1

      was about to say that :)

    • @SonicXD001
      @SonicXD001 7 років тому +13

      His ancestors are raptors.... Explains a lot

    • @klystron2010
      @klystron2010 7 років тому +42

      Toffee would've never given away his secret plan like that.

    • @ciphymasterofmedia9104
      @ciphymasterofmedia9104 7 років тому +2

      indeed

  • @josh_peacock
    @josh_peacock 7 років тому +45

    The origin of the Phliosoraptar

  • @rodimus7926
    @rodimus7926 10 років тому +182

    The Critic was an amazin show

  • @TheDogeOfSarcasm
    @TheDogeOfSarcasm 3 місяці тому +3

    I got recommended this 14 years later. 10/10 would hire Mr. Pilkington in a heart beat.

  • @gunterdak
    @gunterdak 10 років тому +1888

    Mr Pilkington? Karl Pilkington?

    • @ArgoInfoBroker
      @ArgoInfoBroker 10 років тому +158

      Karl Pilkington is an undercover Raptor.
      Wait... That means his whole "idiot" act is just a ruse!

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 7 років тому +65

      Mr. Dilkington, our most valued customer.

    • @akramirez
      @akramirez 7 років тому +10

      My god.

    • @DrMattPhillips
      @DrMattPhillips 7 років тому +23

      Who had a baby.. who had a baby.

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 7 років тому +9

      No, Karl's head is too round to be a raptors.

  • @bnkrmike29
    @bnkrmike29 9 років тому +35

    "Greetings mademoiselle. i am the fabled Philosoraptor, prepare to be educated. And this is my cousin the ravaging Velocirapetor, prepare to be..."

  • @ElderPrinceShroob
    @ElderPrinceShroob 7 років тому +1594

    Toffee before puberty
    (Edit: Holy shit this is the most liked comment I have made!)

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Рік тому +26

    That's funny. My Venezuelan gardener who I get to do odd jobs is also named...Mister...Pilkington...

  • @RedNZBlue
    @RedNZBlue 11 років тому +63

    Cox 'n' Crendor brought me here. This is as funny as I imagined.

  • @Dinoman972
    @Dinoman972 7 років тому +825

    45% Raptor, 45% Toffee, 5% Sherlock Holmes...
    ... aaaand 500% WTF?

    • @justreal7729
      @justreal7729 7 років тому +33

      I m not sure but thoughs numbers seem off

    • @KLONOA105
      @KLONOA105 6 років тому +12

      1% karl pilkington

    • @thedarksaber
      @thedarksaber 6 років тому +1

      justreel sneakinggalaxy2 it equals 595% so yes the numbers are off when it should equal 100%

    • @ardent3873
      @ardent3873 6 років тому

      Dinoman972 2% animal farm.

    • @blaze4109
      @blaze4109 6 років тому +3

      You forgot. 5% meme.

  • @creepyscorpio6081
    @creepyscorpio6081 7 років тому +466

    More like Classic Park II

    • @rockey5508
      @rockey5508 7 років тому

      Creepy Scorpio yup,nature find their way.

    • @sirdoggolino702
      @sirdoggolino702 6 років тому +1

      jurclassic park two

  • @LePetitArtiste09
    @LePetitArtiste09 Рік тому +30

    Raptor: *casually going from wild beast to smart man talking in fluent English with a slight British accent*

  • @evathehedgehog01
    @evathehedgehog01 7 років тому +189

    I love this can this be a show itself in this style. I want to watch this main raptor here just loving it

    • @vaggos2003
      @vaggos2003 Рік тому +10

      That actually is a clip of an actual show. That show is called "The Critic" and it is a spoof/parody of cinema and the entertainment industry in general.

  • @dreamerlumi9409
    @dreamerlumi9409 7 років тому +103

    Darn?! That raptor is good!

    • @brycephil4668
      @brycephil4668 7 років тому +1

      Tawny Phuong clever girl

    • @alonzogarcia1302
      @alonzogarcia1302 6 років тому

      Tawny Phuong all because he is smart I'm gonna call him Dony the Smart raptor

  • @andrejohnson6731
    @andrejohnson6731 Рік тому +9

    Raptor 1: I say!
    Raptor 2: Quite!
    Raptor 3: Indeed!

  • @HeinNLinn-q3q
    @HeinNLinn-q3q Місяць тому +45

    0:20 gentleman raptor

  • @ZippyRagu
    @ZippyRagu 6 років тому +80

    Mr. Pilkington?
    Karl has some explaining to do.

    • @DeimosComaBlack
      @DeimosComaBlack 6 років тому +13

      Bit weird, innit?

    • @chefexcellence322
      @chefexcellence322 6 років тому +9

      Zippy Ragu so, Karl being a bit stupid is all an act to cover the fact he is a super smart dinosaur!

    • @LewisTheGrim
      @LewisTheGrim 6 років тому +6

      Hello Mr. Dilkington!

  • @linkais3875
    @linkais3875 Рік тому +424

    Never in a million years would I ever think I would see a raptor smoking a pipe.
    Well played genius raptor.

  • @saltystick_99
    @saltystick_99 Рік тому +16

    This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've seen, I need to watch The Critic now.

  • @samedwards3285
    @samedwards3285 Місяць тому +5

    and thus, Karl Pilkington was "born".

  • @clonewarrior1999
    @clonewarrior1999 7 років тому +15

    Why can't I stop watching this?

  • @PrestonK_Productions
    @PrestonK_Productions Рік тому +38

    In the novel the raptors literally just hitched a ride on cargo ships.

  • @morganman592
    @morganman592 6 років тому +425

    “You can’t hold a raptor in a closet. They’re too smart”
    Present day
    Raptor: **bursts out of closet**
    Raptor: *_YO DUDES! WANNA VAPE?!_*
    Humans: **runs away in fear**

    • @seeker383
      @seeker383 Рік тому +15

      4 years later this comment is still funny

    • @faaerie
      @faaerie Рік тому +1

      I thought it would be some gay joke considering the closet, and how everyone’s lgbt these days.

    • @Man_Jr._Studios
      @Man_Jr._Studios Рік тому +3

      That’s a pipe, not a vape

    • @cheeseking2825
      @cheeseking2825 Рік тому

      ​@@Man_Jr._Studios 🤦‍♂️

    • @Man_Jr._Studios
      @Man_Jr._Studios Рік тому

      @@cheeseking2825 I missed the present day part of the joke, sorry

  • @okjeffy6581
    @okjeffy6581 Місяць тому +1

    I’ve been binge watching this show on WCO and I got recommended this video on UA-cam Coincidentally. This show is great.

  • @averagee-girl2267
    @averagee-girl2267 8 років тому +485

    clever girl

    • @Kiule2
      @Kiule2 7 років тому +9

      (TRIGGERED FEMINIST) DID YOU JUST ASSUME ITS GENDER?

    • @alexr.4030
      @alexr.4030 7 років тому +1

      NeutralAnimal68 #toxic

    • @masked3539
      @masked3539 7 років тому +1

      el frijolito loquendero triggggerrrrreddddd

  • @moviemaker2011z
    @moviemaker2011z Рік тому +626

    Not gonna lie, I would love a full animated movie of this character actually doing this. So far it's better than the last 3 movies we got from the franchise so why not something so balls to the wall crazy?

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Рік тому +13

      so you basically want a serie of movies done by a directors like Zucker brother. I'm all into that

    • @harrisenlysaght
      @harrisenlysaght Рік тому +1

      You preferred Jurassic Park 2 and 3 more than Jurassic World?

    • @moviemaker2011z
      @moviemaker2011z Рік тому +2

      @@harrisenlysaght world sucked, fallen kingdom also sucked.

    • @LeDiableBlanc
      @LeDiableBlanc Рік тому +2

      You mean the last 5 movies.

    • @nharviala
      @nharviala Рік тому

      Isn't that the whole point of the Giant Chicken from Animaniacs?

  • @luckyjinx226
    @luckyjinx226 7 років тому +395

    0:20 of crap it's toffee!

    • @luckyjinx226
      @luckyjinx226 7 років тому +1

      *****​ wow!
      I was just pointing the semelarity I didn't know that 😂😂😂

    • @krishmech8788
      @krishmech8788 7 років тому +2

      Marcelo Solaris For the last time, IT'S NOT THE SAME VOICE ACTOR.

    • @JBlooey
      @JBlooey 7 років тому

      I beg to differ. :P

    • @gabzila4533
      @gabzila4533 7 років тому

      lucky jinx haha yea lol 😂

    • @diamantenkip2845
      @diamantenkip2845 7 років тому

      lucky jinx lol

  • @Tegruzz
    @Tegruzz Рік тому +4

    13 years later and this is in my Recommended

  • @VVeltanschauung187
    @VVeltanschauung187 7 років тому +848

    Is this stardust crusaders?

    • @jackthedaw3075
      @jackthedaw3075 7 років тому +66

      There's clearly Joseph and Jotaro there,but who's the girl?

    • @classypotato5397
      @classypotato5397 7 років тому +56

      The girl is Anne, obviously.

    • @charliewellman7025
      @charliewellman7025 7 років тому +69

      no, this is SBR

    • @balintkristof8442
      @balintkristof8442 7 років тому +75

      Knight Constantine Its steel ball run. OG dio wasn't able to turn into a dinasaur

    • @VVeltanschauung187
      @VVeltanschauung187 7 років тому +21

      Bálint Kristóf now that I've thought of it...just replace the dinosaur with a gorilla and it's just like that one episode..

  • @somerandomboi6809
    @somerandomboi6809 6 років тому +142

    I thought it was a dank meme
    I was so wrong...

  • @justcallmefoxy1393
    @justcallmefoxy1393 7 років тому +39

    How couldn't I've seen this already!
    This is comedian gold XD

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 Місяць тому +2

    I'm Venezuelan and I always had a suspicion some people there were Velociraptors

  • @shadowblade9385
    @shadowblade9385 Рік тому +75

    I wish for more self aware and creative shows such as The Critic, and even Dilbert.

  • @MatthewNeathery
    @MatthewNeathery 6 років тому +43

    This literally happens in Jurassic world 2

  • @Henkiwashere
    @Henkiwashere 7 років тому +57

    he reminds me of toffee

    • @ECDT1089-EtheLamborghini
      @ECDT1089-EtheLamborghini 7 років тому

      Kutahti Same thing I said lol

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 7 років тому +1

      I was thinking something else...
      Raptor: Hello, Bart...

    • @ChewingToffee
      @ChewingToffee 7 років тому

      Marcelo Solaris
      You've commented that twice already, it's not the same voice actor 🅱️oi.

  • @PerfectAlibi1
    @PerfectAlibi1 Рік тому +47

    I mean, with a raptor on human level intelligence AND looking for a job.
    Why not just offer to pay the raptor to work in your park?!

  • @suicunesolsan
    @suicunesolsan Рік тому +20

    I used to love watching The Critic when I was super young, but I never knew what happened to the show... moreover, I had forgotten the show existed. This show was like "How It Should Have Ended" before that became a thing on UA-cam.

  • @slayermcrx7519
    @slayermcrx7519 Рік тому +10

    That velociraptor is actually pretty smart. that sounds like a very well thought out plan.

  • @KoolAidBuzz
    @KoolAidBuzz 3 роки тому +16

    One of the most slept on shows in history!

  • @carlospomares3225
    @carlospomares3225 Місяць тому +1

    It's hilarious how the suspenseful music stopped when the raptor started to speak

  • @discduderules
    @discduderules 8 років тому +160

    Why is this so reminiscent of
    Courage the Cowardly Dog?

    • @CardHunterQ
      @CardHunterQ 7 років тому +27

      Random Meme because many of the villains in Courage are anthropomorphic talking animals.

    • @PikminandOatchi
      @PikminandOatchi 7 років тому +7

      Cant be reminiscent of it if it's older then it.

  • @53subscribersnovideos35
    @53subscribersnovideos35 7 років тому +16

    I didn't know I needed this in my life.

  • @RafelJaggai
    @RafelJaggai 7 років тому +162

    Touché

  • @UniversalAero
    @UniversalAero 11 місяців тому +3

    Rick and Morty did this with Sasquatch. Showed intelligence.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Рік тому +27

    The key door thing literally happens in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom. It was a human child and not a raptor but I still think it’s funny, cause like who has doors like that in the mega future anyway

  • @censorduck
    @censorduck 6 років тому +155

    Going to Venezuela, will probably have to worry more about the ravenous humans.

    • @MisterGraa
      @MisterGraa 6 років тому +16

      This skit came out in 1992 before communism wrecked Venezuela
      But your joke is still pretty funny

    • @djmars1983
      @djmars1983 6 років тому +2

      Graalock more like 94-95

    • @danielchuecos9946
      @danielchuecos9946 6 років тому

      Venezuela :'v

    • @gabrielgomez6392
      @gabrielgomez6392 6 років тому +4

      Maybe if the dinosaurs came to venezuela in 94 my contry would be much better xD

  • @op2265
    @op2265 6 років тому +15

    I see where the cloned girl got the idea from.

  • @flyhyland
    @flyhyland Місяць тому +2

    This was even better having never heard of this show before and assuming it was some genuine 90's Jurassic Park kids cartoon (like The Real Ghostbusters) I'd never heard of.

  • @Amaro_Bonito
    @Amaro_Bonito 7 років тому +346

    what is this anime?

    • @buddygod2k24
      @buddygod2k24 7 років тому +119

      Amarucho572 Cory in the house.

    • @thetrain47539
      @thetrain47539 7 років тому +8

      XD Its Noragami Aradino.

    • @m200
      @m200 7 років тому +21

      Naruto

    • @rhyadil5309
      @rhyadil5309 7 років тому +52

      The Critic, it aired on FOX in the 90s.

    • @alejandromolinac
      @alejandromolinac 7 років тому +5

      HAHAHAH.... In Latin America it aired on HBO... It was called HBO Ole!

  • @SuspiciousCat13
    @SuspiciousCat13 4 місяці тому +3

    We as a society will never be able to achieve this level of comedy again

  • @matthewgarrison5500
    @matthewgarrison5500 10 років тому +24

    Clever girl

  • @Jackedatracing1
    @Jackedatracing1 Рік тому +4

    Bros got that Porsche design pipe

  • @PikaPetey
    @PikaPetey 7 років тому +7

    holy shit. showing a character actually smoking

    • @Dannywildz
      @Dannywildz 6 років тому

      Pikapetey Animations nice to see you here

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 21 день тому

      That's why they went extinct