emmablackery you mad woman you ve made me laugh so much through my depression and anxiety and all that shit. can t wait to start doing youtube myself, maybe i ll get to bump into you every once in a while. that would be absolutely fucking lovely. i live in brighton btw doing a shit-ish - but-actually-cool-cause-the-people-are-cool art course. much love, alex (19, hah, younger than u).
I used to have a next-door neighbour who was in his 90s, and had dementia. He would constantly play God Save the Queen on the piano at random intervals during the night.
I remember when I was six coming in and seeing what I thought was my step dad trying to kill my mother I was trying to kill him for two minutes and I did not even look at him for two days😂
I once walked past my mums bedroom and the door was a crack open and... I heard some things. I told her the next day that she should keep her door shut when she is feeling friendly and she just looked at me wide eyed for about 20 seconds and then left the house. She came back 10 minutes later, gave me some skittles and nodded. Funniest moment of my life
when i was 13......my dad had a girlfriend and their room is right next to the bathroom.....imagine hearing that and needing to take a shit really badly.....its horrible.
I was with a girl one night who was a screamer. I lived alone in a three bedroom house with no close neighbors so I didn't care about the noise. I never took into consideration my bedroom window was right above the main sidewalk on my street. And apparently we were so loud, a group of college students walking by (all girls) stopped on the sidewalk to see what was going on. After awhile they figured it out >.> and started applauding after our "big finish" xb.
My neighbour is soo weird. She drills at like 1 am (her bedroom is next to mine) and she talks on the phone in her bedroom like shes yelling it through a megaphone and i'm just like 'ANY LOUDER LOVE, I CAN'T QUITE HEAR YOUR THRILLING STORY!'
+Hard Life To Love I always imagine the people youtubers are talking about watching something like this on one end it sounds impossible on the other, it seems inevitable. I wonder if it's embarrassing to watch I would assume so
british walls are made with fucking paper! back then wen i was in london i used to hear the entire house talking, giggling and all the other stuff while in my bed o.o
***** of course XD but i changed 5 flats and everytime the same story! Plus the freaking washbasins with a hot water tap and a tap for the cold one, so, sometimes you burn your hands, sometimes you freeze them, and you can't never wash them properly XDD I still love britain, don't worry ;)
Literally when the kid was born I would have went up to it right in front of the parents and said "hey little one, I heard your mom and daddy make you" then I would have smiled at them and walked away
My brother has room beside mine... He and his gf jad fun like every other day in this summer. He asked me one day why i need a key to my room, i answered with: why do you bang at 2am?
because I guess there's something wrong with me lol.but seriously as "gay" as it might sound I just loved being with her to the point where sex wasn't about just finishing, it was about experiencing each other and just enjoying each others embrace and I honestly never wanted it to end. but this was about 3 years ago when it was summer and we were highschool teens so we had a lot of spare time especially seeing as my house was completely empty most of the time while my mom was at work. I don't nearly have that much time now of days so even if I could physically I'd never be able to fulfill it. But yeah I'm weird.
I heard my neighbor give birth in her dining room! At first I thought she was at it with her husband as there was lots of moaning but then I heard someone saying "Push! Keep pushing!" and then 10 mins later I heard a baby cry! I then heard the dad in the garden phoning his parents telling them it was a girl :) Such an amazing experience!
I live in a detached house and heard the same thing so I was confused for a minute, and then realised that it was my mum and her boyfriend in the next room. How. Fucking. Brilliant.
Lol, yeah, my Mom and her bf too once (I think a couple other times as well can't tell anymore because if I hear anything at night remotely close I instantly put headphones on). I came out of the bathroom and was like "What is that noise?" and listened more closely...worst mistake EVER. Sounds are burned into my brain 0.o
YES, YES, YES, YES! IT'S SO FUCKING GROSS I'M IN MY ROOM AND I CAN HEAR THEM AND I REALLY NEED TO PEE BUT I DONT WANT TO RUN PAST THEIR ROOM AND JUST EW EW EW EW
This video made me have a laughing fit as with most of Emma's videos I literally was crying so hard at this. I've had a really tough week this week and Emma's videos get me through it and make me laugh so hard!
Sounds like Daddy Blackery to the rescue again. The only man willing to inform the world of certain aspects of your personality (Cough school concert Cough) has risen to the occasion and saved you again.
Why do I never get your videos on my subscriptions? I only ever see them in the "You might like this" part. Yeah. I might like it. BECAUSE I'M FUCKING SUBSCRIBED.
my neighbour got a boyfriend and all I could hear was that for 2 weeks every day at 1am for 2 hours. About 2 months later My dad one day went in and asked her if she was OK and apparently she said I'M PREGNANT. My dad then says that she then said sorry about the noise and walked off.
Once I was downstairs watching tv, and my parents were upstairs! I walked to my room _upstairs_ to get something, and all I heard was heavy breathing, the bed squeaking and moving around...I was 10 at the time and I knew what that was so I awkwardly walked back downstairs. I was slightly scarred but now I'm like, eh? They're just having fun XD
1. the slapping noise is probably his balls against her. just saying 2. I feel sorry for her son, he can clearly hear her the poor thing. 3. most people have neighbours like that, it's just a part of life. I've had that for years, no matter where i live.
I showered in my underwear with my brother when I was 14. We both wanted to take a shower and both wanted hot water as both of us would take uber long showers so there was never any hot water.
I have an interesting neighbor. now, I live on the corner of a street, and the house right behind mind, on the corner of the street adjacent to mine, the guy living there likes to hold parties. loud parties. Lots of dubstep late at night. so, not wanting to be one-upped as the most interesting neighbor on my block, I have taken to climbing out onto my roof every few nights, and playing a theremin while staring at his house. really quite fun when he's having a party and turns off the music only to hear this eerie theremin music coming from the roof next door. I think I freaked him out last holloween. I dressed up in this headless butler costume, went up to play while he had a party, and someone shuts off the music and yells up to ask me what I was doing. not wanting to dissapoint, I stop playing the theremin, walk down a bit, and throw down this realistic looking pro head I got for the costume, hear lots of screaming, then just go right back to playing the theremin. I gotta remember to do that again this year...
i can smell my neighbors cooking through the vents. and the food they are cooking has to be the nastiest smelling thing you can think of. We were considering something died in the vents until we realized it was only around dinner time that the smell would come.
1) eh they could be for all i know.. its like 3 families living in the house (its a townhouse) 2) my name is garrett :D so i got a big smile seeing it in your name
The girl that lives in the apartment under mine has the loudest sex aswell. Im a night owl, so usually im awake when its going on so I can try to ignore it, but once she did it while i was try to sleep and I was so fed up I yelled "shut up!" and stomped in the floor, and she literally yelled "SORRY!!" Back and I have never laughed harder. I wasnt her expecting yo acknowledge me omf.
about two years ago I heard my mom and her boyfriend doing it late at night....my bedroom was right across the hall....I heard almost everything. It won't leave my mind now.
One of my neighbors threatened Amazon's delivery person to take them to court because she said it was harassment. Twice they've delivered parcels to mine and we weren't in. Years ago, she was fine about it.
I used to live in an apartment where the upstairs neighbors would constantly get it on, I would sometimes play loud animal noises or obnoxious music so they would know I heard them. It was pretty bad a lot of times like sometimes I could hear the girl gagging and stuff, not pleasant. So I feel you there!
Just thought you should know, I've been packing my entire room up today to move house and the only thing that has kept me remotely sane, somehow, is your videos. I think I watched damn near every video on your channel today...just left the playlist running... Yeah, not sure why I thought you'd like to know that but there you go. Basically, thank you for being a very interesting kind of weird, made my day :)
Well you can always walk over and put a note on their door, asking if everything went right with the obvious exorcism you witnessed by sound last night.
xD That would be hilarious! And your parents would hate you.... but who cares! You'd get a good laugh out of it.... or maybe you'd be scarred for life...
Oh really?, i slept next to the backyard for a time, while a bedroom for me was being built, the dogs fucked all nights, i heard everything, and they're a Beagle (female) and a Collie (male), so you'd imagine the poor little thing taking it.
Well, you're not alone, every fucking time my stepdad pays a visit, they fuck. Like seriously, and they're doing it in the room next to mine, my mom's bedroom. Damn, I even wake up from the noises they make, phml.
My neighbour is single but every now and again a dude (who I noticed is completely cross-eyed and married) comes around and they bang for the evening. I have a hallway outside my bedroom door and her wall connects to that. She's like a house and a half away and I can still here her -_- you're not alone Emma.
it is more awkward when it is your parents that you can hear, not your neighbor. I have ALWAYS had my room either across the hall or where we share a wall. when you are little and don't know what it is it is awkward and it SUCKS. Now I know what it is and what it was and it is even MORE awkward, I didn't think it could be MORE awkward but it did. Also, when you hear you r older brother and his girlfriend that are both 26 fucking in the basement right below you. it SUCKS.
I know this is over a year old, but I just ran across this video. Seriously, I've experienced your pain. So much pain that twice I've called the cops citing noise pollution at 3am, the second time a fine was issued Fortunately, I got another job an hour away, and left the place. Land Lord wouldn't do anything, and I personally SPOKE to them about it, and they still carried on. I laughed my ass off at your video, especially when you talked about your Dad. Fantastic. LIKE!
my neighbor runs out into the street with drugs in his hands and a gun in his waistband when I get picked up and dropped off from dates. He's a dealer and we share driveway access. He assumes all idling cars are customers. I dated a cop and he was late knocking on my door because he was reporting my neighbor for trying to sell him drugs. He even had an LAPD decal on his car.
Sometimes you find benefits to living in the middle of no where and having no human neighbors for half a mile. Although I did go outside to leave for school one morning and find two bears fucking in the front yard. Not sure if that's better. I got to miss school.
I have one too! My bedroom is on the southern wall of our house, and my parent's bedroom is along the same wall across the hall. Occasionally I'll put my knees up against the wall or something, and I'll feel the wall vibrating very softly. no sound or anything, just a subtle vibration that I only felt when touching that wall. After a couple months of this and realizing it couldn't just be a seasonal thing (especially since I live in California, where the only difference between summer and winter is that the trees are slightly more dead than usual) and I asked my mom about it. she said she didn't know, it must have been the wind. A few weeks later, I'm doing homework, and suddenly, for no reason, it hits me what that vibration was. Needless to say, I don't like to touch that wall anymore.
Our neighbours across our street were addicted to pain killers and they had a one year old that walked to a shop down the street and they didn't care. They're gone now. Thank god!
I was 12 when me and my friend thought it would be fun to play hide and seek so I thought it would be fun to hide in her older brothers room well he proceeded to bring his girlfriend in and they explored each other sexually ..... and so my friend called me because she gave up on trying to find me and so in the middle of their fucking my phone rang and I was crying because I was so scared then he opened his closet door to see me crying my eyes out he then just you know picked me up and lets not forget he was fully naked and hard so he rocked me and said shh calm down its okay shh and he rubbed my back and just kind of held me ...... and I just was crying and shaking with fear......
I`m sorry to see that you are suffering with a neighbour from hell. I am documenting my struggles with my neighbour from hell on my own channel so I know exactly what you are going through.
I just turned 12 and I am constantly hearing my mum and her boyfriend have too much fun Playing computer games!!. Ha ha you thought I was going to say something else 😂
Alexis Paravas oh god don't even get me started on how horrible THAT is....it is just...WRONG...no other word for it. still I give her props for the "someone was hammering her" joke :D
hey google thanks for the error as always (it'll be up in a few minutes, guys, wait it out)
Glad I'm not alone
Ive heard much worse i heard my mum and stepdad doing it before i met him
emmablackery you mad woman you ve made me laugh so much through my depression and anxiety and all that shit. can t wait to start doing youtube myself, maybe i ll get to bump into you every once in a while. that would be absolutely fucking lovely. i live in brighton btw doing a shit-ish - but-actually-cool-cause-the-people-are-cool art course. much love, alex (19, hah, younger than u).
emmablackery also, i m still not on google + ;)
emmablackery or twitter not really into twitter but instagram, Moatza Cu Tz if you wanna see some art :D and facebook ofc, the same
I used to have a next-door neighbour who was in his 90s, and had dementia. He would constantly play God Save the Queen on the piano at random intervals during the night.
That's just f*ucking creepy
Kelly14UK Not a good idea
Dani That lot got stuff done.
I don't think that the 90 year old neighbor would appreciate being letter bombed or shot tbh
dude, go to his house, with someone, and tell him
You should feel bad for the ten-year-old son.
I know right
D
I remember when I was six coming in and seeing what I thought was my step dad trying to kill my mother I was trying to kill him for two minutes and I did not even look at him for two days😂
***** I will never get that image out of my head
+Elizaisboring RIGHT
My neighbour just had her baby... I heard the making of that baby... 38 weeks ago
Haha, sorry that made me laugh, really.
+Mad Fox me too! Sorry...
+sam frost Haha!
wait... what? i thought a female is pregnant for 9 months. what???
+Larissa M 4 weeks = 1 month, 38 weeks = 9 months and 2 weeks :)
For the high giving noise I imagined the kid walking in and just standing there sarcastically clapping
"hmmph...amateurs"
oh god no nevermind
Awkward... I was going to tell you I had moved in next door. Sorry.
Oh cherry, we all know you don't get THAT much action :D
DeadMeerkat Oh snap, You went there.
OMG cherry you dirty girl
#PopThatCherry
+BigFroGaming
the fuck
"I hang out with Luke too much. NOT LIKE THAT"
Well that was a lie wasn't it Emma
I once walked past my mums bedroom and the door was a crack open and... I heard some things. I told her the next day that she should keep her door shut when she is feeling friendly and she just looked at me wide eyed for about 20 seconds and then left the house. She came back 10 minutes later, gave me some skittles and nodded. Funniest moment of my life
+Pokemaniac Bob ?
Yes, just yes the oh shit moment is the best
when i was 13......my dad had a girlfriend and their room is right next to the bathroom.....imagine hearing that and needing to take a shit really badly.....its horrible.
This has happened to me many a time 😂
This happened to me! I had to go so bad I just ran to the bathroom. They spanked me afterwords.
Those bitches.
My bedroom is right next to the toliet. XD
Natalia Nutella same XD
Merciless207 atleast you acne know what sex
If the neighbors son ever watches this video...
"no. someone was hammering her" i'm supposed to be 33 years old. i laughed way too much at that xx
Yeah, cos once you break 30 you aren't allowed to laugh at wittty, semi dirty jokes any more :0
I was with a girl one night who was a screamer. I lived alone in a three bedroom house with no close neighbors so I didn't care about the noise. I never took into consideration my bedroom window was right above the main sidewalk on my street. And apparently we were so loud, a group of college students walking by (all girls) stopped on the sidewalk to see what was going on. After awhile they figured it out >.> and started applauding after our "big finish" xb.
😂
Shold of asked if they wanted to join in :)
give those girls a fucking nobel prize for best moment in the history of ever to start clapping !
thats funny af
Sean Confer I got caught having sex in a carpark and pretty much everyone I walked past in the carpark tried to highfive me....
'My life for the next two weeks is just going to involve early mornings, lots of banging and lots of drilling...'
We will never NOT be immature
She has a ten year old son and she's that loud?
Maybe it's when he sleeps over the dads?
lizzie kelly That would actually make sense, and I hope that's what happening
ana moota My parents are freaking loud even though I still live at home :(
ana moota I know. You wouldn't expect a ten-year-old to be that good...
***** OH GOD WTF xDDDDd
My neighbour is soo weird. She drills at like 1 am (her bedroom is next to mine) and she talks on the phone in her bedroom like shes yelling it through a megaphone and i'm just like 'ANY LOUDER LOVE, I CAN'T QUITE HEAR YOUR THRILLING STORY!'
Emma, if you can hear her from there, she could probably hear you recording this video if she was in her room.
Let's hope she's not wasn't in her room when Emma was recording this.
+Hard Life To Love I always imagine the people youtubers are talking about watching something like this
on one end it sounds impossible
on the other, it seems inevitable.
I wonder if it's embarrassing to watch
I would assume so
Alanna R. She's can't she moans too loud ughhh
Their getting the kitchen fitted so she would probably be downstairs
british walls are made with fucking paper!
back then wen i was in london i used to hear the entire house talking, giggling and all the other stuff while in my bed o.o
Oh my god I know!
***** of course XD but i changed 5 flats and everytime the same story!
Plus the freaking washbasins with a hot water tap and a tap for the cold one, so, sometimes you burn your hands, sometimes you freeze them, and you can't never wash them properly XDD
I still love britain, don't worry ;)
Same here. Then I moved to a place with no neighbours. Yay!
I can hear my sister listening to shitty DISNEY MUSIC AT 1AM SHES 16 YEARS OLD
Hour and a half? Jesus! If you lived next door to me, you'd be annoyed for 7 minutes, every other Sunday. I'm too honest.
7 minutes? Every other sunday? Maybe the problem is me and I have abnormally too much sex....
I heard my neighbours having sex really loudly once. Nine months later their first child was born. I'm pretty sure I heard him being conceived.
I really can't imagine my parents getting involved in anything like this. I really cant.
Dont ask
Literally when the kid was born I would have went up to it right in front of the parents and said "hey little one, I heard your mom and daddy make you" then I would have smiled at them and walked away
Samsi1241 when they are older you should tell them that
My brother has room beside mine... He and his gf jad fun like every other day in this summer. He asked me one day why i need a key to my room, i answered with: why do you bang at 2am?
Best answer ever.
Best. Reply. Ever! I heard my sister banging her boyfriend. Their room is above me. Yes he moved in...not kidding
he moved in her too XD
1 and a half hour? give that man a medal xD
there is the other option - she's hearing him not her and she's 'in control' o.O
Not trying to brag but I've done 6 hours no problem. Maybe theres just something wrong with me.
*****
Why exactly would you /want/ to go for six hours?
because I guess there's something wrong with me lol.but seriously as "gay" as it might sound I just loved being with her to the point where sex wasn't about just finishing, it was about experiencing each other and just enjoying each others embrace and I honestly never wanted it to end. but this was about 3 years ago when it was summer and we were highschool teens so we had a lot of spare time especially seeing as my house was completely empty most of the time while my mom was at work. I don't nearly have that much time now of days so even if I could physically I'd never be able to fulfill it. But yeah I'm weird.
That one I'm not sure about maybe I'm magic? lol
I heard my neighbor give birth in her dining room!
At first I thought she was at it with her husband as there was lots of moaning but then I heard someone saying "Push! Keep pushing!" and then 10 mins later I heard a baby cry! I then heard the dad in the garden phoning his parents telling them it was a girl :) Such an amazing experience!
Are you sure amazing experience are the words your looking for?
Crap, i meant you're...
Considering at first I thought they were at it, yes lol.
o.O ,,,,,,,,did you hear it be conceived as well? just wondering,,
Probably :(
GO, PAPA BLACKBERRY! He knows how to take care of business.
Plot Twist: She is subscribed to Emma.
The title matches exactly how I pictured it
Exactly my thoughts
Yeah..
I live in a detached house and heard the same thing so I was confused for a minute, and then realised that it was my mum and her boyfriend in the next room.
How. Fucking. Brilliant.
That is just...gross, to say the least.
EVERY FUCKING TWO WEEKS I HEAR MY PARENTS AT IT I CANNOT GET OVER IT BYE SEE YOU ALL IN THERAPY
Lol, yeah, my Mom and her bf too once (I think a couple other times as well can't tell anymore because if I hear anything at night remotely close I instantly put headphones on). I came out of the bathroom and was like "What is that noise?" and listened more closely...worst mistake EVER. Sounds are burned into my brain 0.o
YES, YES, YES, YES! IT'S SO FUCKING GROSS I'M IN MY ROOM AND I CAN HEAR THEM AND I REALLY NEED TO PEE BUT I DONT WANT TO RUN PAST THEIR ROOM AND JUST EW EW EW EW
LauraThaBarakitty same with me it keeps happening
for me it was my entire childhood. and every week. and also trying to be a 'cool nudist' family! I'm asexual. Good day.
I'd rather hear that than have my parents how they are now.
emma record it and play it back though the wall when they are sleeping
"Play some f*cking George Michael". You're hilarious.
Or some other song like that getting hot in here one.
At least it's not like the guy next to Dan and Phil. Imagine *Oh, oh my, gooooooooooood* every morning at eight...
Lol yes 😂
Elvsie Vein I like your profile pic. IA
Naomi Kryształ Thanx ^-^ [Dzięki]
Why hello fellow phandom member
Lioness Love Ello :D
This video made me have a laughing fit as with most of Emma's videos I literally was crying so hard at this. I've had a really tough week this week and Emma's videos get me through it and make me laugh so hard!
Sounds like Daddy Blackery to the rescue again. The only man willing to inform the world of certain aspects of your personality (Cough school concert Cough) has risen to the occasion and saved you again.
1 and a half hours?! Holy shit
Why do I never get your videos on my subscriptions? I only ever see them in the "You might like this" part.
Yeah. I might like it. BECAUSE I'M FUCKING SUBSCRIBED.
Its cuz of all this google+ shit
my neighbour got a boyfriend and all I could hear was that for 2 weeks every day at 1am for 2 hours. About 2 months later My dad one day went in and asked her if she was OK and apparently she said I'M PREGNANT. My dad then says that she then said sorry about the noise and walked off.
that, is a FUCKING hilarious situation...
My neighbours are drug dealers XD
cool.
Tui Brightwell Only because they're not very good at concealing it.
OMG! Same
Gaara Inuzuka Amazing!!! :D
I wouldn't class transporting weed a full on drug dealer myself.
This is like Dan and Phil who can here the man in the apartment below them having sex every morning at 8am.
Molly Clifford Philipa in your pfp xD
Philipa my god
the phandom is everywhere
omg how did I spell hear wrong smh.
hi memes
Once I was downstairs watching tv, and my parents were upstairs! I walked to my room _upstairs_ to get something, and all I heard was heavy breathing, the bed squeaking and moving around...I was 10 at the time and I knew what that was so I awkwardly walked back downstairs. I was slightly scarred but now I'm like, eh? They're just having fun XD
You watch Emma
Maggie Molina Yes, I do
What about Luke
Maggie Molina Not really
Ok cool
"What a good penis" omfg i'm crying xD
1. the slapping noise is probably his balls against her. just saying
2. I feel sorry for her son, he can clearly hear her the poor thing.
3. most people have neighbours like that, it's just a part of life. I've had that for years, no matter where i live.
I don't think balls flapping against someone's ass would be loud enough to hear through a wall and across the room. Lol.
If her son is a deep sleeper, it probably isn't a problem, since Emma said it happens late at night.
Who keeps the kid in the house whilst having sex?!.
MJuegaES so you expect people to stop having sex once they have a kid? or only once in a blue moon when they can get the kid out?
nightingale42 No, easy solution, you call his grandparents or a friend of his parents to arrange something to keep him out of the house.
I showered in my underwear with my brother when I was 14. We both wanted to take a shower and both wanted hot water as both of us would take uber long showers so there was never any hot water.
1. i spy harry potter books
2. yes, you do hangg out with luke too much
3. your dad's a genius
"Lots of banging". That's what the new kitchen and bathroom will serve for...
and lots of drilling
+Gabriel Brown The banging was meant to mean 'sex'
+DJSNDCX Noooooooooooo 😱
+Joshua the Coder yes.
I have an interesting neighbor. now, I live on the corner of a street, and the house right behind mind, on the corner of the street adjacent to mine, the guy living there likes to hold parties. loud parties. Lots of dubstep late at night. so, not wanting to be one-upped as the most interesting neighbor on my block, I have taken to climbing out onto my roof every few nights, and playing a theremin while staring at his house. really quite fun when he's having a party and turns off the music only to hear this eerie theremin music coming from the roof next door. I think I freaked him out last holloween. I dressed up in this headless butler costume, went up to play while he had a party, and someone shuts off the music and yells up to ask me what I was doing. not wanting to dissapoint, I stop playing the theremin, walk down a bit, and throw down this realistic looking pro head I got for the costume, hear lots of screaming, then just go right back to playing the theremin. I gotta remember to do that again this year...
You are a legend
I don't know why but every time I finished watching a video of Emma I read all the comments in a British accent
He could be "High Five-ing" her and she's applauding for him showing up again. An hour and half is quite a shin dig at the billabong
That's awesome your dad said that. You should thank him.
I think it's time to record it, then play it back loudly if it happens again.
Also, Earplugs.
the woman made 112 accounts on UA-cam just to dislike this video
I don't get it.
Josh Free *facepalm*
Emma's dad is the true hero we need and maybe not so much the one we deserve.
"Was she hammering something? No, someone was hammering her."
Amazing. Truly amazing.
i can smell my neighbors cooking through the vents. and the food they are cooking has to be the nastiest smelling thing you can think of. We were considering something died in the vents until we realized it was only around dinner time that the smell would come.
Maybe they were cooking drugs? IDK
1) eh they could be for all i know.. its like 3 families living in the house (its a townhouse)
2) my name is garrett :D so i got a big smile seeing it in your name
1. Then its defenely meth
2. : D
Daddy Blackery for the win!
At least your dad makes a good story
PMSL!!!!!!! we had a next door neighbour like that. Ended up just telling her to move her bed away from the wall! "embarrassment!"
my upstairs neighbors literally make the whole fucking house shake, but it's kinda nice like being rocked to sleep.
😂😂😂
YOUR DAD IS AMAZING !!!
The girl that lives in the apartment under mine has the loudest sex aswell. Im a night owl, so usually im awake when its going on so I can try to ignore it, but once she did it while i was try to sleep and I was so fed up I yelled "shut up!" and stomped in the floor, and she literally yelled "SORRY!!" Back and I have never laughed harder. I wasnt her expecting yo acknowledge me omf.
Really hope your neighbour doesn't watch your videos haha
about two years ago I heard my mom and her boyfriend doing it late at night....my bedroom was right across the hall....I heard almost everything. It won't leave my mind now.
I thought u were going to say 'her son walked in and started applauding them '
Im crying
Am I the only one who worried about her child ?! If Emma could hear her. WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING CHILD !?!!
Wouldn't they be asleep? Well hopefully
One of my neighbors threatened Amazon's delivery person to take them to court because she said it was harassment. Twice they've delivered parcels to mine and we weren't in. Years ago, she was fine about it.
I hear my neighbours' "playtime" once in a while, but fortunately it's at more decent hours, and not when people are trying to sleep.
I used to live in an apartment where the upstairs neighbors would constantly get it on, I would sometimes play loud animal noises or obnoxious music so they would know I heard them. It was pretty bad a lot of times like sometimes I could hear the girl gagging and stuff, not pleasant. So I feel you there!
Just thought you should know, I've been packing my entire room up today to move house and the only thing that has kept me remotely sane, somehow, is your videos. I think I watched damn near every video on your channel today...just left the playlist running...
Yeah, not sure why I thought you'd like to know that but there you go.
Basically, thank you for being a very interesting kind of weird, made my day :)
Well you can always walk over and put a note on their door, asking if everything went right with the obvious exorcism you witnessed by sound last night.
My parents...... room above me,..........
you should walk in the room whilst they're in the middle of it and ask if you can join in
Viperlord7 No, no you shouldn't, that's a terrible idea, what have you been smoking.
xD That would be hilarious! And your parents would hate you.... but who cares! You'd get a good laugh out of it.... or maybe you'd be scarred for life...
Oh really?, i slept next to the backyard for a time, while a bedroom for me was being built, the dogs fucked all nights, i heard everything, and they're a Beagle (female) and a Collie (male), so you'd imagine the poor little thing taking it.
Well, you're not alone, every fucking time my stepdad pays a visit, they fuck. Like seriously, and they're doing it in the room next to mine, my mom's bedroom. Damn, I even wake up from the noises they make, phml.
the people who live in the apartment above me stop around all day and night, and I don't understand how someones footsteps can be so fucking loud
My neighbour is single but every now and again a dude (who I noticed is completely cross-eyed and married) comes around and they bang for the evening. I have a hallway outside my bedroom door and her wall connects to that. She's like a house and a half away and I can still here her -_- you're not alone Emma.
My cat Scott enjoys howling between 2 and 3 in the morning, and he howls LOUDLY
same!
Imagine if she saw this.
Bambibot Imagine if the son saw this
your dad is amazing :P
Save me. Every Thursday night I have to hear that happening to my mum & dad. Help me
You should go out somewhere lol 😂
cathryn oneill I cant leave after 8pm
***** i literally do that but they've been arguing a lot so its stopped
Mcr.fallsout.atthedisco same help.....
Alyssa_ The _good_cat
it is more awkward when it is your parents that you can hear, not your neighbor. I have ALWAYS had my room either across the hall or where we share a wall. when you are little and don't know what it is it is awkward and it SUCKS. Now I know what it is and what it was and it is even MORE awkward, I didn't think it could be MORE awkward but it did. Also, when you hear you r older brother and his girlfriend that are both 26 fucking in the basement right below you. it SUCKS.
I know this is over a year old, but I just ran across this video. Seriously, I've experienced your pain. So much pain that twice I've called the cops citing noise pollution at 3am, the second time a fine was issued Fortunately, I got another job an hour away, and left the place. Land Lord wouldn't do anything, and I personally SPOKE to them about it, and they still carried on.
I laughed my ass off at your video, especially when you talked about your Dad. Fantastic. LIKE!
+Hard Life To Love One of three things; Keep pressing charges, or, get them kicked out since a police record exists, or move. :]
my neighbor runs out into the street with drugs in his hands and a gun in his waistband when I get picked up and dropped off from dates. He's a dealer and we share driveway access. He assumes all idling cars are customers. I dated a cop and he was late knocking on my door because he was reporting my neighbor for trying to sell him drugs. He even had an LAPD decal on his car.
this is both good and funny.
Sometimes you find benefits to living in the middle of no where and having no human neighbors for half a mile.
Although I did go outside to leave for school one morning and find two bears fucking in the front yard. Not sure if that's better. I got to miss school.
Harry Pottet books on her shelf.
Just thought i'd point that out.
"It's still happening now"
"Either he hasn't come round.. Or she got the hint."
I have one too! My bedroom is on the southern wall of our house, and my parent's bedroom is along the same wall across the hall. Occasionally I'll put my knees up against the wall or something, and I'll feel the wall vibrating very softly. no sound or anything, just a subtle vibration that I only felt when touching that wall. After a couple months of this and realizing it couldn't just be a seasonal thing (especially since I live in California, where the only difference between summer and winter is that the trees are slightly more dead than usual) and I asked my mom about it. she said she didn't know, it must have been the wind. A few weeks later, I'm doing homework, and suddenly, for no reason, it hits me what that vibration was. Needless to say, I don't like to touch that wall anymore.
Every friday my neighbors babysit their grandchild and we always hear them make like weird voices to the baby and it's really funny
My neighbour and her 8 year old son have shouting sessions at 6 in the morning. EVERY. MORNING.
i feel sorry for her son
Our neighbours across our street were addicted to pain killers and they had a one year old that walked to a shop down the street and they didn't care. They're gone now. Thank god!
I just love you :) your so pretty, and that accent is to die for. Plus your stories are quite funny
I was 12 when me and my friend thought it would be fun to play hide and seek so I thought it would be fun to hide in her older brothers room well he proceeded to bring his girlfriend in and they explored each other sexually ..... and so my friend called me because she gave up on trying to find me and so in the middle of their fucking my phone rang and I was crying because I was so scared then he opened his closet door to see me crying my eyes out he then just you know picked me up and lets not forget he was fully naked and hard so he rocked me and said shh calm down its okay shh and he rubbed my back and just kind of held me ...... and I just was crying and shaking with fear......
Oh god I feel so bad for you! :O
me tooo :(
Wait, you were twelve? That doesn't make sense. Twelve seems old enough to not be scared of that. Creeped out, maybe, but not scared.
This happened with me... except with my parents -.-
Same.
That's arguably much worse.
Luckily my neighbour is a old couple so they aren't very loud
Same
But it's so much worse to think about when you hear it.
My next door neighbours redecorate their house every year and all you can hear is drilling constantly.
I`m sorry to see that you are suffering with a neighbour from hell. I am documenting my struggles with my neighbour from hell on my own channel so I know exactly what you are going through.
Wow, your audio sounds super amazing in this video. Anyone know what mic she uses?
i think its an "Audio-Technica AT2035"........thats what most people that record themselves use.
It's a Zoom H4N :)
Emma Blackery Thanks! :)
I just turned 12 and I am constantly hearing my mum and her boyfriend have too much fun
Playing computer games!!. Ha ha you thought I was going to say something else 😂
It all depends on the type of game they are playing
I think your Dad knew exactly what he was doing and you owe him.
Nothing's worse than hearing your parents go at it.
I once had upstairs neighbors my mom and I joked were holding "Hippo ballet lessons" due to how loudly they walked across the floor.
See I don't have neighbours like this......I have parents like this..... :I
Hahaha. Oh Emma. At least it's not your parents.
Disgusting facts: I can hear my parents... We live opposite side of rooms to the wall that connects our rooms
Finally! Somebody understands!
sean BOWRY same omg and im only 13
Alexis Paravas oh god don't even get me started on how horrible THAT is....it is just...WRONG...no other word for it. still I give her props for the "someone was hammering her" joke :D
"hour and a half" of actual banging? Guy's good, you've got to give it to him!
Emma I dont know if you'll see this but I read your book and loved it. Was great getting to learn more about you. Keep up doin what you're doin.
Oh my gosh, keep your hair that color for a while! It looks fabulous on you!