AbsolPowers Same here. You have to be 18 to practice BDSM and the fact that they are advertising it to young teenagers is really bad. And also, the whole 50 shades comment that Sheryl made. 50 shades is a really abusive representation of BDSM, so not only are the writers advertising BDSM to underage teenagers, they are also advertising abusive BDSM
Somebody asked "since when do you drink root beer floats?" Um... what? Why would you question somebody about that? It's not a drink you order regularly. I'm 100% sure I have friends who have never seen me drink a root beer float, and I'm 100% sure that, if they saw me order one, would not question it. Because that would be fucking weird.
Some of you have never sang at your underground underage night cabaret for your boyfriend who got attacked by a bear and came home after escaping your daddy’s crazy criminal murder plots, and it really shows.
Riverdale reminds me of that one friend that tries to be unique and quirky but is the most basic, annoying kid ever but you keep them around because there’s just something about them that you kind of like...
You just described Cole Sprouse. Edit: except I don't keep Cole Sprouse around and I don't "kinda like" him. He's a pretentious try hard and isn't unique. He is a bland template for twitter's "white boy of the month"
I almost expect one of the characters to snort a condom up thier nose...because "that's what all the yung'ins are doing". With the idiocy that happens in this series, it's a wonder they haven't done it already.
Probably. And the fact that we're even considering that that could possibly be a line for _Jughead_ is a testament to how unfaithful the show really is to its source material.
It was easter 1999, he had spent all day searching for the easter eggs his parents had hidden (thats why its dark outside). As he finds it glee is evident on his face but he isnt allowed to stay in that moment because the egg is taken away by that monster. (Screw him) I haven’t watched the show either lmao
Why do they try so damn hard to make Veronica simultaneously sickeningly flirty, “elegant” (yeah sure, a lot of her words are barely 9th grade reading level) and disgustingly overdramatic with no tone to pertain to the fact??
When Archie got “attacked” by that “bear”, I was like that’s some utter bullsh*t. I’ve gotten Knicks from shaving bigger than that scratch. Yeah, an 800lb bear is gonna give a small scratch...
@@drlee2 you clearly know nothing about acting, because what the fuck? she literally the best actress in that whole disgusting show(along with Madchen)
Can we also make a series about the plot holes???? And just no sense of direction whatsoever??? Literally the entire series has been about what a sociopathic serial killing mass murdering rapist like domestic abusing man Veronica's father is and the only thing that she's upset about his him not approving of her relationship with archie. Sis,,,,,,, he actively tried to brutally murder him i- And then when he gets shot she's suddenly "oH daDdykins!!!! whoEver could have done sUch a terrible thing!!!! Is it my boyfriend??? He's a.... a... mu... mur... muRDERER?????"
Listen. This show gives me so much second hand embarrassment. 90% of the second hand embarrassment I have experienced through-out my 21 years on this Earth is from this show.
BRO. i’m warning you... you don’t need to start with me 🤪✋
Who are you
ya boi skinny penis wym
Frontend the editors friend
*gay porn commences*
I admit that was so cringe
*Legends say that Jughead still wants that Damn egg.*
Where's that... DAMN -fourth Chaos Emerald- egg!?
He already found it tho
Ingrid Lutti 😂😂
Legend says that Jughead wants Betty’s eggs..... ok I’ll stop now
Ingrid Lutti that sent meeeeee
dont test us m҉u҉m҉s҉y҉ we know how to d҉o҉m҉i҉n҉a҉t҉e҉ too
gonna be honest I am uncomfortable with tv shows basically advertising bdsm to fifteen year olds who watch it 😰 maybe it's just me
Hi I don’t watch this show but that looked like some bdsm right there
lmaooo she said that right when i read this
AbsolPowers Same here. You have to be 18 to practice BDSM and the fact that they are advertising it to young teenagers is really bad. And also, the whole 50 shades comment that Sheryl made. 50 shades is a really abusive representation of BDSM, so not only are the writers advertising BDSM to underage teenagers, they are also advertising abusive BDSM
Georgina Thompson YAS THANK YOU 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 THIS IS THE EXACT COMMENT THAT I NEEDED TO RESTORE MY HOPE FOR HUMANITY 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
“You got some pretty big coconuts pulling a stunt like that”
“I was attacked by a bear”
LucyPrescott yOu sToRMeD ouT oF tHE sPeAkEaSY LikE a LiTtLe biTcH
Lola Haynes BRO, don’t you DON’T wanna start with me 😤😤😤
“Seriously? You were attacked by a fRiGgEn bear?”
No way that that bear attack left that small of a scar
I can taste the angst
riverdale is like a bad lip reading of riverdale
anna rose THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT DESCRIPTION AND IVE NO IDEA WHY SKJSKSJSKSKS
I've never read anything more accurate on the topic until now-
I didn't realise until you said it but it's so accurate ngl
wait... we need that tho
you need to give me that damn egg
i choked
shut the hell up imposter
@@adieuchopin6560 😂😂
that *damn egg*
Wanna bet that the egg is the one on Insta that has all the likes and Hiram low key owns the account
Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars?
Batman: how?
Joker: I was attacked by a bear
John Marston
Batman: No wonder you are all messed up
Ashy bathy More like wolves lol.
well, Im the Jokah baby
Doctor Sam HAHAHA THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
*drinks root beer float instead of strawberry milkshake* wow real character development
Somebody asked "since when do you drink root beer floats?" Um... what? Why would you question somebody about that? It's not a drink you order regularly. I'm 100% sure I have friends who have never seen me drink a root beer float, and I'm 100% sure that, if they saw me order one, would not question it. Because that would be fucking weird.
Guess im just not in the mood for a strawberry milk shake *top ten anime plot twists*
OMG lol the anime reference tho (much appreciated from a fellow anime fan)
lmaoo
Hu
Well....I’ll take a potato chip and eat it
How is Veronica like 17 and runs her own place? Is that even legal? Lol
Dude she sells alcohol owns a speakeasy is a cabaret dancer like the show makes ZERO SENSE😂
she’s 15 in the show-
@@karensmith1667 wtf she's not
No big deal.
Ciel Phantomhive is like 12 or 13 and he runs his mansion and built his own company.
@@mijou9564 The President of NK watching Black Butler lmao
this is ten times funnier when you don't know what the hell is going on
Claudia Lyzette lmao true
I've never seen a single episode and I was like what is this show even about???
Elizabeth Grazier even people who watched the entire show don’t know what the hell its about
Thats my case lol
I watch the show and I don't know what the hell is going on
i wAs aTtaCkEd bY a bEaR
Rawr xD gay joke xD
YoU wErE aTtAcKeD bY fReAkInG BeAr?
That's so fucking funny I nearly pissed myself when I watched that episode
W H a t Yo U s e ri oU s? Y oU were. A ttacked by a frIgGen bE a r?
Big Fat Panda I don’t get the joke what is it
riverdale having bad writing for two minutes straight? netflix is literally just ripping off your videos and uploading 40 minute versions.
LMAO such an underrated comment
weaselmaster98 this should have wayyy more likes tf
Awwww a triggered Riverdale fan. Adorable.
Exine wooooooosh
Exine 🤦🏽♂️
Some of you have never sang at your underground underage night cabaret for your boyfriend who got attacked by a bear and came home after escaping your daddy’s crazy criminal murder plots, and it really shows.
It does
I'm basic I know.
Im dying
Someone please tell me what this beautiful meme is.
@Linnea Larsson 8 Me too lol. I thought he got attacked by some psycho killer or something.
The fact that they weren’t allowed to say “fabergé egg” and had to come up with glamergé instead is truly a testament to the quality
Why weren't they allowed to say faberge lol 😂😂😂
oh my god i didnt even REALIZE
Lysets vokter they legally can't as that company could technically try to sue them
@@hazel5634 But it's been used in other shows. Peaky Blinders did it. I wonder why Riverdale couldn't get the rights.
@@xXRubella666Xx Because it's Riverdale lol.
why is no one talking about “just as luke skywalker went to dagobah, so has archie been in the canadian hinterlands” i am WHEEZING
lmfaoo ikrr i literally laughed the most at that bit aha
I would like this but it already has 69 likes so...
And He's supposed to be a "writer"
what the fuck does that MEAN
ikrr😂😂😂😂
we know how to *D* *O* *M* *I* *N* *A* *T* *E* too
Some of you’ve never dropped out of fourth grade to run drugs to support your nana and it shows
LMAAOO THIS SENT ME
Living for your comment 😂
Im gonna build a statue in your honor, please tell me where you want it 😂😂😂😂
*this means you never got to experience the ePiC hIgHs aNd LoWs of high school football*
@@JT_From_Outer_Space sksjaksjak
IM SHAKINHHHH
josie said booty call like she couldn't believe the writing either
hahahaah true
IM FEAD
DEAD
*slams table* I SAID IM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE BETTY
*nOw nOw aRcHiKiNs, dAdDy wOuLdn'T aPpRoVe oF tHiS tOxIc mAsCuLiNiTy*
liezel *ShUt THe HElL uP ImPOsTeR*
*aRcHiEkInS sToP bEiNg sUcH a mIsOgYnIsT fUcKeR*
liezel *i DoN't nEeD yOU tO MoBsPLaN mE ArcHiEKiNs*
you're SuCh a WeIrDo, SeE tHAt BeEr FLoAt iTs Weird.
1:06 takes off shirt to argue
Robbie Hoye a
HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA IM DEAD
"argue" ;)
Didnt realize this was twilight
I honestly cringe at every "badass" Cheryl quote
crictonites same, no human beings speak like that lol
Facts
FiGhT mE mOoSe
I cringe every time she shows up on screen in general. She is every single bad teen movie clichè rolled up in one.
@amber lavenderr its your opinion, doesnt mean what your saying is correct
Have the writers ever met humans before?
they haven't even read the actual Archie comics. That pisses me off
😂😂
Rainyciin same
No
Rainyciin I’m still not sure why they bothered to use the Archie name, they could replace the character names and no one would be any the wiser
I have never cringed more hard than at “dOMiNaTe”
:whip sound:
im ur 1k likeee :)
so kinky
Never cringed so hard my body had chills
4 thousand likes!
*Me in elementary school when I had the tiniest scar* 1:22
im dying
the accuracy .
Oh Yeah Yeah SCREAMING
Oh Yeah Yeah wHEEZE
STOP IM DEAD
I don’t even watch this show but I live for these videos.
Halia Joyce Demartini same 😂
SAME!
Yo samee
Right?! I can't believe someone actually wrote this shit. 😅😂😂 Unintentional comedy gold. 👌
I don't watch this show but I think I may start. I live for cringey shit.
Riverdale reminds me of that one friend that tries to be unique and quirky but is the most basic, annoying kid ever but you keep them around because there’s just something about them that you kind of like...
You just described Cole Sprouse.
Edit: except I don't keep Cole Sprouse around and I don't "kinda like" him. He's a pretentious try hard and isn't unique. He is a bland template for twitter's "white boy of the month"
you can say abs
I was nodding my head until you said there's something about them you like
never have i ever related to something more in my entire life
Yea, they're that friend you only keep around cause you think their boyfriend is hot. Lol
this was written by older men who think they know what "the youth are using nowadays"
I thought tweens on wattpad wrote it
@@heliopyre they collaborated
I almost expect one of the characters to snort a condom up thier nose...because "that's what all the yung'ins are doing". With the idiocy that happens in this series, it's a wonder they haven't done it already.
the dominate line was just no
As a male viewer I found that line made me cringe and made me uncomfortable throughout the whole episode that's playboy talk rt
i cried a little bit
1:01 the zoom-in to reggie's finger guns have me WEAAAK!! funny legend
Brooke Hollister ikkkkkkk 😂😂😂 I was dying
Every Riverdale fan should watch this
ua-cam.com/video/5IvMVO-vk5o/v-deo.html
omgggg it killed me. The zoom-in is so subtle
1:10
I'm dying I can't, I never noticed that
And stole a *gLAmOrzHAy eGG*
I need that egg back
*gIvE mE thE dAmN eGg*
that boi rly want his egg
jalapeno daddy HE NEEDS SOME MILK
i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/402/192/398.jpg
*I nEeD tHAt eGg bAcK*
*YoU NEeD tO gIVE Me ThAT DaMn EgG*
Ren *cri*
“Complete with a musical ‘uh-mooz boosh’ provided by ‘mwah’.” I-
“sO tAkE a SeAt lOvEr”
"aNd leT Me EnTErtaIn YOu"
What does it even mean 🤣🤣🤣🤣
fellas is it gay to stare at a dudes ripped chest while standing 5 cm away from him 🤔
As long as you don’t touch I guess stare away
farah he forgot to say no homo
maysoon x das what I was thinking
not if you wear socks
it wasnt five feet apart so it is gay
are we all just going to ignore “I was attacked by a bear”
He was though
Andi Mitchell - I haven’t watched this season nor will I. Was this an actual animal bear or a hairy, muscular, middle-aged gay man bear?
Rawr XD
Roman Ruiz girl bye it was a real bear tf
@@romanr.301 girl you dont need to be specific eye-
It’s like it was written by the guy who writes graphic tees for forever 21
watching these and not knowing what happens in the series past season one is hilarious
Ohh yeah! I don't even know what happened in season one 😂
Same, it's getting weirder and weirder, and I can't tell if it's the show or the lack of context
Same I stopped watching after season 1 so I’m confused LOL
EXACTLY LMAO
"so take a seat, lover, and let me entertain you."
or... he could... not... do that.
Get outta there Archibald, run while you still can
Niels storm out of the speakeasy like a little bitch
lol
0:14 “iguessimjustnotinthemoodforastrawberrymilkshake”
*was this meant to be a jughead line?*
Probably. And the fact that we're even considering that that could possibly be a line for _Jughead_ is a testament to how unfaithful the show really is to its source material.
I got so sad when Archie said that. What kind of person isn’t in the mood for a strawberry milkshake.
Jughead is always in the mood for a strawberry milkshake, he’s always in the mood for food.
Archie is emo. He ran away to the woods. Fought a bear. Now he’s back
G4RN1SH *slams locker* I gOt AtTaCkEd By A bEaR 😔👊🏻
you got some pretty big coconuts uploading this video
nobody:
Jughead: *gimme that damn egg*
justaudrey: *posts another video*
Riverdale Cast: “i bEg YoUR mYsogOnIstIc paRdON”
HHHAHhahaehe
lmao
0:45 😂 I don’t watch the show therefore don’t have any context, wtf is happening.
He's angry because the other guy took the eggs he prepared for breakfast.
It was easter 1999, he had spent all day searching for the easter eggs his parents had hidden (thats why its dark outside). As he finds it glee is evident on his face but he isnt allowed to stay in that moment because the egg is taken away by that monster. (Screw him)
I haven’t watched the show either lmao
@@idax111 Haha, I like your theory 😂. I don't watch Riverdale either but I like watching these videos about the bad writting of the show.
He said... glamourge egg
I will assume it's a non copyright version of a fabrege egg
Itai Sprachman I thought it was just a more fabulous version of a Faberge egg.
Changing his drink from strawberry milkshake to rootbeer is just so emotional...I JUST CAN'T.
Rootbeer float* dont get it twisted sis 😂
sometimes i think i should catch up on riverdale but then i see videos like this and it reminds me why i shouldn’t
Damn you met Peej!!
For some reason, when i see videos like this, it makes me feel like i should
It's so bad that its hilarious
Literally same
@TH3G1RL - nothing, its a bad show
TH3G1RL -
Literally nothing.
It’s so boring and dull
toni: breathes
cheryl: yOU ARE THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS LETS MAKE REVENGE PLOTS TOGETHER
varsidust
not woman, *shutterbug*
Oh shutterbug of my dreeeaaams
the fact this needs a part 3 really amuses me
needs a lot more than 10 parts, at least for one episode
@@olefrancis5695 sJSJSJ can it be a netflix show instead
@krakow -pop omg i-
@@gumiswifts yess please
@@enjee.e the tea someone dm netflix
I guess I'm just not in the mood for a strawberry milkshake😪😪👊🏼
*All around me are familiar faces....*
_Can’t relate_
*Going nowhere, going nowhere*
Queen This show has ruined that song
Ashh omg ikr
“yOu wErE attACkEd bY a *fREaKinG* bEaR?”
I keep rewinding the part about the egg. I'm crying. I haven't watched this show in a hot second, but this egg thing is killing me.
Which egg. The egg archie was cooking up or the egg Jughead was talking about?
archie: *breathes*
veronica: a r c h i e k i n s👄😌
Why do they try so damn hard to make Veronica simultaneously sickeningly flirty, “elegant” (yeah sure, a lot of her words are barely 9th grade reading level) and disgustingly overdramatic with no tone to pertain to the fact??
“Mumsie”
*_we know how to-_*
_serious whiplash_
*_-D O M I N A T E-_*
they all talk like 9 year olds that just learned what cursing is
0:06 “Complete with a musical moosh boosh” 😹
I think it was French and not "moose boosh", well, I think, because I heard "amuse" not moose
It's "amuse bouche " it's french
@@marianne6108 well it actually means something
amuse-bouche! its french
Is this english what the fuck
I dont understand half of what Veronica says
*a bOoTy cALL?!*
That one was a legit funny one
I thought she said bootyhole 💀
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao reminded me of that gif from the magic school bus
leave a rawr xd if u cried
rawr xD
arijustbecause rawr xD
no
rawr xD
Rawr xd
I feel like this was written by 11-12 year old in wattpad
as an 11 year old who’s turning 12 soon, you’ve offended me 😭✋
i write better plots than riverdale on wattpad 😭😭😭😭
nobody:
Reggie: yOu hAd sOmE bIg cOcOnUtS pUlLiNg tHaT sTuNt lAsT nIgHt
When she said *amuse bouche* i was not ready
Send help, the French language is now tainted
Amoos booch
*Some of you never got to experience the epic highs and lows of high school football and it shows*
Varchie? Veggie? We don’t know them, we Stan Regchie 😤
gracie sketches IKR!
RIGHT
Regchie should be endgame😂😂
No it’s arggie
Nope. No. Hellllll to the nah
I wish YOU would edit full episodes of Riverdale I'd actually watch it
When Archie got “attacked” by that “bear”, I was like that’s some utter bullsh*t. I’ve gotten Knicks from shaving bigger than that scratch. Yeah, an 800lb bear is gonna give a small scratch...
Boy Blue it healed
I've never watched a single episode of this show but I can't stop watching these videos
Friendly reminder that they're supposed to be 15-16 years old... They're sophomores...
( *FBI OPEN UP-* )
Slice of Bread ikr
theyre seniors lol
@@brycea.7418 Seniors are 17-18 years old lol
Slice of Bread in the show theyre literal seniors though lol
@@brycea.7418 Some of them are but not all of them. I think they mentioned that Betty, Veronica & Archie were sophomores in the first episode.
Jughead: “I need that egg”
“You need to give me that damn egg” 😂
wHaTCh rIVeRdaLe iTS goOD
O____o
“complete with a musical amuse-bouche provided by moi” litERALLY WHO TALKS LIKE THAT
To her credit Lili Reinheart does a VERY good job with the stuff she is given
She's the worst over-actor of the series.
@@drlee2 you clearly know nothing about acting, because what the fuck? she literally the best actress in that whole disgusting show(along with Madchen)
1:07 I aM sO oVEr ThE tOXiC MAsCuLiniTy iN THiS hALLwAY riGhT nOW
siya marwaha I very much appreciate your profile picture
I can’t her character is the cringest fuckinf shit I’ve ever seen
*dont test us mumsy*
we know how to *_DOMINATE_* too
1:53 “i put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”
me: sibling love at its finest
it’s pg thursday guys 🤣
Imagine if Riverdale didn't have a young attractive cast with cute outfits....nobody would watch it.
this deserves more liks
The tru tea
Lol! So true! That's pretty much the only reason i watch it 🤣
OMG WTF LMAOOO THAT ARCHIE/REGGIE PART HAD ME THINKING ABOUT THAT ENJAJAJA VINE TOO wow i stan a queen
Were the writers’ brains on airplane mode when writing Riverdale
*wHaTs tHe gOoD wOrD* ᴿᵉᵍᶦⁿᵃˡᵈ
Omg ur pfp is so cute
@@elmas-world thank you!
this sounds like a bad lip reading... but it's the actual dialogue I canttt
jughead:
*I NEED THAT EGG*
*YOU NEED TO GIVE ME THAT DAMN EGG*
Can we also make a series about the plot holes???? And just no sense of direction whatsoever??? Literally the entire series has been about what a sociopathic serial killing mass murdering rapist like domestic abusing man Veronica's father is and the only thing that she's upset about his him not approving of her relationship with archie. Sis,,,,,,, he actively tried to brutally murder him i-
And then when he gets shot she's suddenly "oH daDdykins!!!! whoEver could have done sUch a terrible thing!!!! Is it my boyfriend??? He's a.... a... mu... mur... muRDERER?????"
slightly expired yogurt OMG YES THANK YOU
tbh veronica is the fucking bane of this show shes most of the bad writing
This might just be my favorite comment on UA-cam
slightly expired yogurt 😂😂😂 funniest this I’ve read all day
Wait? A rapist? When did that happen
thats so sad alexa just play brooklyn nine nine again i can't take this anymore
YAS!
Yaaas!
yes
Fuck Riverdale, Brooklyn 99 and the office for the win
Nine nine!
1:53 that fact that his SISTER is named Jellybean just made me laugh harder
This vine was made for this moment. 4.5 billion year led to this. That was perfect
Damien Branche vine has been dead this is a meme old man
*archie and reggie basically making out for 2 minutes straight*
Archie: I was attacked by a bear
The Revenant: Am I joke to you?
0:23 was one of the most cringe and awkward scenes in tv history
Glad you are back doing the Lord’s work by taking one for the team and enduring this show for our benefit
I feel that even with context, this show will sound nonsense.
It's what you get when older men who think that they know what "the youth" likes make a collaboration with tween writers from Wattpad
Literally no actual human being talks like this
aMoOz BoOsH
provided by MUAHH.
Whenever I'm bored I watch these videos bc I dont know what's going on and its greatly amusing
i’ve been waiting for this
Now THIS is content
Coolbutnot Yesbutnot yup
Listen.
This show gives me so much second hand embarrassment.
90% of the second hand embarrassment I have experienced through-out my 21 years on this Earth is from this show.
SAME
*dramatic zoom on finger gun*
“Riverdale having bad writing for 3 seasons straight”
Sofia Ibarra season 1 was okay tho
season one was so good, after that the show flopped
Id say 2
Titan Freezen so good is a stretch more like season 1 was average the rest of the show is dire
@@Croydondebruyne Average = amazing these days. Mediocrity is all the rage.
*_A F R I G G I N B E A R ?_*
HAHAHAHA LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD GOOD JOB
NO. ONE. SPEAKS. LIKE. THAT.
i guess it really is a crazy parallel universe