riverdale having MORE bad writing for 2 minutes straight

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  • @justaudrey
    @justaudrey  6 років тому +6027

    h a r k. there she be

    • @emilyjew-wor-ski6630
      @emilyjew-wor-ski6630 6 років тому +52

      justaudrey that line sounds like something from The Pirates of The Caribbean, change my mind.

    • @rileyneyman9789
      @rileyneyman9789 6 років тому +41

      yo shes acting likes shes a character trying to act. smh open your third eye.

    • @anarchist28
      @anarchist28 6 років тому +9

      sTOP IM SCREAMING

    • @idislikemints
      @idislikemints 6 років тому +12

      Is hark even a real world.

    • @bobdylan568
      @bobdylan568 6 років тому +8

      This sounds like a shitpost

  • @luvvm4ya
    @luvvm4ya 4 роки тому +1349

    Guys stop bullying this show. By doing this, *you haven’t felt the triumphs and defeats,the epic highs and lows of high school football.*

  • @albertecaspersen3830
    @albertecaspersen3830 5 років тому +2086

    " yOu'Re lOoKiNg ExTrEmLy DiLfY tOdAy " made me LOSE IT LMAO WHAT

    • @frog4974
      @frog4974 4 роки тому +79

      SKSKSKSKSKK WAIT THATS WHAT SHE SAID? I THOUGHT SHE SAID FILTHY BUT THIS IS MUCH WORSE

    • @savannahf573
      @savannahf573 3 роки тому +38

      no fr it sounded creepy ngl😭

    • @ralitsastoyanova5939
      @ralitsastoyanova5939 3 роки тому +5

      PAIN

    • @Sun.Shine-
      @Sun.Shine- 2 роки тому +1

      😳😬 Madeleine acted that very well with the eye contact. Wtf

  • @loizerz
    @loizerz 5 років тому +7120

    i dropped out in the fourth grade. to run drugs. to support. my nana.

    • @juno998
      @juno998 5 років тому +1213

      that means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, highs and lows of highschool football 😫😫😫

    • @lonelygirl3425
      @lonelygirl3425 5 років тому +218

      Dave I can’t even breathe whenever he says that

    • @stephvancheri9282
      @stephvancheri9282 5 років тому +156

      Same broski and I’m still sad I haven’t been able to expierience the triumphs and defeats of high school football, I bet it would have been epic

    • @stoopid5389
      @stoopid5389 5 років тому +23

      loizerz *HiGhScHoOl FoOtBaLL*

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 5 років тому +33

      Who would have thought that highschool football is THAT important.... 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emilywasntinvited8668
    @emilywasntinvited8668 6 років тому +11118

    some of you have never known the triumphs and defeats, highs and lows of high school football and it shows

    • @justaudrey
      @justaudrey  6 років тому +268

      this is my favorite comment i've ever seen i--

    • @turtlemecha3049
      @turtlemecha3049 6 років тому +72

      THat first scene.....made me break into laughter OH MY GOD PFFFFFTT

    • @swaggietwink420
      @swaggietwink420 6 років тому +14

      SKSKSKSKDJ SIS I PISSED

    • @soniatsova
      @soniatsova 6 років тому +1

      Pearlie Draws Me

    • @AngelaGonzalez-lu8bq
      @AngelaGonzalez-lu8bq 6 років тому +6

      I’m cackling sksjsjsk

  • @kaimccarty1938
    @kaimccarty1938 6 років тому +16191

    Dude literally talks about how he had to drop out in 4th grade and sell drugs and Archie goes in with HIGHSCHOOLFOOTBALL

    • @lainiemikeska6724
      @lainiemikeska6724 5 років тому +285

      Whats up my name's Tod, varsity football.
      Ok
      VARSITY FOOTBALLLLL

    • @marcy3508
      @marcy3508 5 років тому +44

      Lainie Mikeska i’m so glad i got that reference

    • @cicifuentes5685
      @cicifuentes5685 5 років тому +16

      @@marcy3508 What's the reference cuz I'm big stupid

    • @hannahwyatt4830
      @hannahwyatt4830 5 років тому +6

      @@cicifuentes5685 Same

    • @skeetskeet4149
      @skeetskeet4149 5 років тому +206

      Kai McCarty wow. You clearly don’t know about the EPIC HIGHS and LOWS

  • @RacleandRaHill
    @RacleandRaHill 6 років тому +1474

    im going to start saying ‘hark, there she be’

    • @PolkaDotInPurple
      @PolkaDotInPurple 6 років тому +5

      rachel omfg I’m crying

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 6 років тому

      rachel Oh god, that made me snorted. I’m sick so I have a lot of snot in nose. Bleh.

  • @chelsienicolee
    @chelsienicolee 5 років тому +5265

    "im kookoo bananas for you, humphy" omg huh ????

    • @dr.aldaine2097
      @dr.aldaine2097 5 років тому +127

      chellsieee I HEARD HUMPHY TOO OMG I LEGIT THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    • @myabrahler8994
      @myabrahler8994 5 років тому +22

      chellsieee she said obvi

    • @teodoramaria8424
      @teodoramaria8424 4 роки тому +4

      @@dr.aldaine2097 Same, lol

    • @victoriarosa475
      @victoriarosa475 4 роки тому +9

      chellsieee 😂😂 it’s not humphy lmao it’s Obvi😂

    • @nourxvibes1886
      @nourxvibes1886 4 роки тому +12

      1:04 for everyone who is wondering

  • @dushdjtoedushdjtoe3298
    @dushdjtoedushdjtoe3298 6 років тому +14269

    Do the writers even know any living teenagers?

    • @honeybee1256
      @honeybee1256 5 років тому +772

      Probably not. To me it seems like they scroll on tumblr and see what’s hot that day I guess .

    • @HD-fd7tn
      @HD-fd7tn 5 років тому +437

      Hell, were the writers ever teenagers?

    • @thamasteroneill
      @thamasteroneill 5 років тому +317

      Any topic they touch on they make cringeworthy. Conversations between human beings? Cringe. High school gangs? Hella cringe (they play dungeons and dragons for fucks sake). Teenager that solves crimes and is being stalked by a serial killer that turns out to be her dad?

    • @oline5305
      @oline5305 5 років тому +108

      I don’t think they know any living humans in general. Just took some shakespeare and translated it back and forth until it became unintellegable and BOOM there’s riverdale I guess.

    • @skypidge2093
      @skypidge2093 5 років тому +15

      The more important question is if they've ever been teens b4. Bcoz rn, I highly doubt it

  • @Airboy66
    @Airboy66 6 років тому +4595

    When a simple high school drama concept turns into a demonic hell

    • @charliemartin980
      @charliemartin980 6 років тому +15

      Now it's at 666 😧

    • @Airboy66
      @Airboy66 6 років тому +3

      @@charliemartin980 😈

    • @TheMurrmursonbottle
      @TheMurrmursonbottle 6 років тому +11

      Hark, there she be
      The fascist barbie

    • @Swedester
      @Swedester 3 роки тому

      Concept? You know it’s based off of a comic series right?

  • @tahlia8817
    @tahlia8817 6 років тому +1017

    *"I dOn'T foLLoW RuLeS, i mAkE tHeM. AnD wHeN NecEsSaRy, i bReAk tHeM"*
    Dr Suess is QUAKING

  • @xjupitvr3368
    @xjupitvr3368 5 років тому +7334

    I feel like they speak in sim language sometimes-

  • @katelynlopez1432
    @katelynlopez1432 6 років тому +2298

    “ThE rAp GoD wE nEeDeD”
    Me: *mega wheeze*

    • @polin1710
      @polin1710 6 років тому +2

      I honestly love her

    • @PenaltyKicc
      @PenaltyKicc 6 років тому +2

      You obviously don't understand the stupid capitalising mocking trend, do you?

  • @JallabeeCD
    @JallabeeCD 6 років тому +3258

    * PRETENDS TO BE SHOCKED * HHAHHAHAHAHAH

    • @JallabeeCD
      @JallabeeCD 6 років тому +10

      LOOKING EXTREMELY DILFY HAHAHHAA OMFG YALL IM GONE

    • @PenaltyKicc
      @PenaltyKicc 6 років тому +4

      @@JallabeeCD i bet your face was straight whilst making this comment.

  • @micaeladeiacovo3104
    @micaeladeiacovo3104 6 років тому +4004

    DID SHE SAY LOOKING EXTREMELY DILFY TODAY, I'M CALLING THE POLICE

    • @micahatkins7368
      @micahatkins7368 6 років тому +10

      targannington ykw i-

    • @aisyarnr
      @aisyarnr 6 років тому +102

      OH MY GOD I THOUGHT SHE SAID GUILTY

    • @josieb6880
      @josieb6880 5 років тому +4

      I thought she said dopey!

    • @holadonnananana6584
      @holadonnananana6584 5 років тому +15

      OMG I DIDINT NOTICE BITCH W H A T T H E F U C K

    • @janiyah4404
      @janiyah4404 5 років тому +2

      Unfortunately

  • @strangehistorian6411
    @strangehistorian6411 5 років тому +5010

    Th... There is a character who I must assume is a gangster... And his name is
    ...papa POUTINE???!!!

    • @lumina7152
      @lumina7152 5 років тому +261

      I watch these out of context for laughs - who would let themselves be nicknamed BABY TEETH???

    • @shay8944
      @shay8944 5 років тому +26

      Strange Historian I LOST IT AT THIS COMMENT

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 5 років тому +34

      @Juliet Bruce Lmao that is if not the WORST name for a gangster! It sounds like the guy wants to be insulted....😂

    • @kayleennunez7766
      @kayleennunez7766 5 років тому +18

      Bro I’m fucking crying

    • @dheekshaaaravind93
      @dheekshaaaravind93 5 років тому +24

      @@lumina7152 and Sweet Pea

  • @emjl6082
    @emjl6082 6 років тому +2329

    Season 3 took a nosedive when they ran out of dad's who could be murderers

    • @keiramurray3278
      @keiramurray3278 6 років тому +2

      Emma's Adventures BAHA

    • @TaisArmani
      @TaisArmani 6 років тому +54

      Daddies*

    • @hairydirtysoul-7287
      @hairydirtysoul-7287 6 років тому +18

      don't you mean: *nohzdyve*

    • @tjhoneycutt2
      @tjhoneycutt2 6 років тому +2

      Emma's Adventures I haven’t watched all of season 1 or 2 but I started watching Season 3 and I actually really like it except for some of the cringey writing and moments.

    • @astrowiz3544
      @astrowiz3544 6 років тому +3

      @@hairydirtysoul-7287 OMG BANDERSNATCH

  • @tadabae
    @tadabae 6 років тому +2851

    "there's always room for one more kitty in my litter box" oF ALL THE CAT PUNS THEY COULD HAVE MADE??? WHY THIS

    • @913kaixa
      @913kaixa 6 років тому +130

      "SHIT IN MY HOUSE."

    • @yungfetus5319
      @yungfetus5319 5 років тому +5

      Phoenix Wright AAHAHAHA

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 5 років тому +24

      Phoenix Wright
      “SHIT NEXT TO ME”

  • @ChristinaRiannonMusic
    @ChristinaRiannonMusic 6 років тому +1876

    the kahoot one broke me on some deeper level

  • @anneshamasters
    @anneshamasters 5 років тому +7611

    this show tried to be “woke” and appealing to the youth and ended up being the biggest meme ever

    • @ynglpws3623
      @ynglpws3623 5 років тому +376

      so ironically it is appealing to the youth bc we live for memes. Maybe that was their genius master plan all along

    • @dhruvsbeloved
      @dhruvsbeloved 4 роки тому +19

      LMAO EXCASCTLY

    • @lauradocarn3552
      @lauradocarn3552 4 роки тому +15

      But i mean people still watch it to make fun of it

    • @epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074
      @epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 4 роки тому +4

      yoonglepaws you live for memes?💀

    • @thiswillnotdo6027
      @thiswillnotdo6027 4 роки тому +35

      honestly thats why I lowkey love the show, its so fucking funny and cringe that it makes for some great memories when you and your friends just roast the shit out of it

  • @NatalieBelsha
    @NatalieBelsha 6 років тому +11062

    I’m coo coo bananas for this

    • @superash4u578
      @superash4u578 6 років тому +70

      Omg Manny Degrassi

    • @cwtchz2
      @cwtchz2 6 років тому +27

      //SuperAsh4U// omg forget about that phrase I really only remember Paige’s “Hun”

    • @juliak9899
      @juliak9899 6 років тому +52

      oBvI

    • @Phoebegrace056
      @Phoebegrace056 6 років тому +2

      //SuperAsh4U// thats exactly what i thought lmaooo

    • @superash4u578
      @superash4u578 6 років тому +13

      @@cwtchz2 her hun was iconic. Paige: let's get down to business to defeat the huns

  • @becstar2099
    @becstar2099 6 років тому +826

    *“FoLLoW mE, yOuR gRiFfeN qUeEn”*

    • @markshaw3711
      @markshaw3711 5 років тому +14

      The Griffin Queen is a warrior queen

    • @dontreply3343
      @dontreply3343 5 років тому +6

      It sounded like she wad trying to think of something to rhyme with that, it made me so uncomfortable

  • @Rumhaaaaaaaam
    @Rumhaaaaaaaam 6 років тому +3527

    i don’t follow rules
    i make them
    aNd WhEn NeCeSsArY i BrEaK tHeM

  • @hoseokismyhope3351
    @hoseokismyhope3351 5 років тому +2359

    season 1: oh kinda cringy but this is actually fun?? teenagers solving some mysteries!!!
    season 2: ... serial killer? gangs?? milkshake?...??
    season 3: umm...??????

    • @8klynn__
      @8klynn__ 4 роки тому +59

      After 2nd season its literally like a fever dream

    • @davidkonevky7372
      @davidkonevky7372 4 роки тому +5

      Season 3 was weird af but still kind of enjoyable, season 2 was a pure mess

    • @carlacenturion6373
      @carlacenturion6373 4 роки тому +16

      season 4: ok bye

    • @nagisa0931
      @nagisa0931 4 роки тому +10

      S4: Yes.
      S5: ..
      S6: sigh

    • @Brownie.b0y
      @Brownie.b0y 4 роки тому +3

      Don't even get me started on season 4

  • @eatnbytheworms1858
    @eatnbytheworms1858 6 років тому +3923

    .

    • @charlottei148
      @charlottei148 5 років тому +97

      Who speaks like that in real life lmao

    • @junaidmohammad5664
      @junaidmohammad5664 5 років тому +5

      WORLDSTARRRR

    • @chester9584
      @chester9584 5 років тому +33

      Over the top feminists

    • @honeybee1256
      @honeybee1256 5 років тому +44

      Omg! They try WAY to hard to appeal to feminists even though there’s nothing feminist about the show!!

    • @honeybee1256
      @honeybee1256 5 років тому +1

      Pink_Uniqueorn yeah!!!

  • @Candried
    @Candried 6 років тому +6903

    2:06
    cheryl waiting behind the door:
    👁👄👁

  • @charlottedreemurr2882
    @charlottedreemurr2882 6 років тому +2335

    This physically made me cry-laugh

  • @whowhowho-zn7vy
    @whowhowho-zn7vy 5 років тому +1348

    betty: *a literal tree*
    veronica: *mAsCuLiniTy*
    cheryl: 👁👄👁

  • @lilyh7196
    @lilyh7196 6 років тому +1840

    That guy: I dropped out of 4th grade.
    Me: Wtf???

    • @ItsBritneyBitch1
      @ItsBritneyBitch1 6 років тому +245

      "To support my nana" ahahahajaha l am crying rn! 😂😂😂

    • @corsariocapitao
      @corsariocapitao 6 років тому +111

      And then the ginger guy's response 😂😂😂😂

    • @yeetyeet5564
      @yeetyeet5564 6 років тому +157

      It’s like a literal wattpad fanfic that doesn’t care about how the education system works

    • @XxPussyJuicexX
      @XxPussyJuicexX 6 років тому +39

      Weird flex but ok

    • @jessicawold
      @jessicawold 6 років тому +92

      “to run drugs” i didn’t even know drugs existed in 4th grade

  • @lilsaam
    @lilsaam 6 років тому +3538

    The fact that they named a character *papa poutine* and another character *small fry* I’m screaming

    • @katerinalitsiou91
      @katerinalitsiou91 6 років тому +251

      Don't forget Sweet Pea and Tall Boy

    • @lilsaam
      @lilsaam 6 років тому +112

      @@katerinalitsiou91 "But tall boy, you're so tall you wouldn't even need a ladder" 😭

    • @balknbarbie
      @balknbarbie 6 років тому +72

      I think it's because it was like this in the og comics

    • @northernvlogs2607
      @northernvlogs2607 6 років тому +21

      Sam 123 jughead

    • @FMKAnimation
      @FMKAnimation 6 років тому +71

      There’s a whole jughead and jellybean

  • @melodysplaypen
    @melodysplaypen 6 років тому +1870

    When your mans is giving it to you good, you whisper in his ear softly
    "Baby,"
    "Im coo coo bananas for you,"
    "Obvi."

    • @unfortunateshelby3417
      @unfortunateshelby3417 6 років тому +5

      I was reading this and the video popped up lol

    • @rand0md00d3
      @rand0md00d3 6 років тому +3

      @dskmb3 no it's from Verne. coo coo bananas is an expression only *he* could use properly

    • @little7redify
      @little7redify 6 років тому +23

      "Humphy"

    • @rand0md00d3
      @rand0md00d3 6 років тому

      @@little7redify cheryl: humphy
      'cause you know
      I wanna hump you hard XD
      toni: fucking hell cheryl

  • @stefaniarosca7264
    @stefaniarosca7264 5 років тому +358

    "I dropped out in fourth grade--"
    Archie: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

  • @jasminewadsworth1983
    @jasminewadsworth1983 6 років тому +3515

    0:27 veronica pushing kevin into the lockers for no good reason is home of the phobia

    • @mischa129
      @mischa129 6 років тому +176

      Jasmine Wadsworth home of the phobia 😹

    • @elmas-world
      @elmas-world 5 років тому +158

      shes so home of phobic

    • @NeoYusei
      @NeoYusei 5 років тому +49

      you fucking killed me lmaooo

    • @ayaan-co2vz
      @ayaan-co2vz 5 років тому +13

      Jasmine Wadsworth lol see you home of the phobia

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 5 років тому +16

      shes so home of phobic we don’t stan 😔😔

  • @seesawtm3535
    @seesawtm3535 6 років тому +1997

    0:27 *TOP 10 RAPPERS EMINEM WAS TOO SCARED TO DISS*

  • @stellahaydon-smith8221
    @stellahaydon-smith8221 6 років тому +335

    Who actually sat down to write, cast, direct, edit, produce AND promote this godforsaken show and thought " yeah, I did good"

  • @LPempty
    @LPempty 5 років тому +937

    I hope they never cancel this show this is quality content

    • @boluayeni2886
      @boluayeni2886 4 роки тому +52

      the actors acting like their still teenagers when they’re 80 :

    • @sofiaolivia9873
      @sofiaolivia9873 4 роки тому +2

      Yea it’s a good show and they r making a other season!🤩🥳

    • @epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074
      @epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah but the actors and actresses are suffering so I feel bad 😂

    • @silttamathew5171
      @silttamathew5171 4 роки тому +15

      @@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 at least they get a decent pay check...
      I hope

    • @hiamyflp
      @hiamyflp 3 роки тому

      Exactly!!!

  • @amara432
    @amara432 6 років тому +2327

    i'm so tired of the toxic masculinity in this hallway! wOw whAt a feMisnIsT quEeN

    • @anaphielas
      @anaphielas 6 років тому +26

      yaaas queeeeen
      slayyyyyyy 👏👏👏

    • @sanhammy9470
      @sanhammy9470 6 років тому +242

      I BEG YOUR MISOGYNISTIC PARDON??

    • @itzmass9740
      @itzmass9740 6 років тому +44

      Exactly my thought when i heard that, definitely feminist writers on the set

    • @amara432
      @amara432 6 років тому +5

      San Hammy BAHAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT

    • @alice-in-wonderland5900
      @alice-in-wonderland5900 6 років тому +3

      One more like and you’ll have 666 likes and I’m here for it

  • @a.w.2808
    @a.w.2808 6 років тому +251

    “I dropped out in the 4th grade, to run drugs, to support my nana.”
    .....”HARK, THERE SHE BE!!”

  • @alexandra7169
    @alexandra7169 6 років тому +1490

    This is great video idea for your channel because you’ll never run out of content

  • @raisinrai
    @raisinrai 5 років тому +777

    I bursted out laughing at “wHos YoUr daDDy”

  • @anonymouspersone
    @anonymouspersone 6 років тому +829

    At this point it’s gotta be an inside joke with the writers to see how bad they can make the show and still keep viewership

  • @trixiedavies9311
    @trixiedavies9311 6 років тому +827

    The worst part is I kind of enjoyed the first season like yeah the writing was bad but it had an overall cohesive concept but it just got so bad

    • @usercanalviejo2
      @usercanalviejo2 6 років тому +7

      I think it's the same for most of the viewers

    • @consideration3015
      @consideration3015 6 років тому +14

      same , season one was actually pretty decent . It really took a turn once season 2 came out . It became unbearable to watch . 😫

    • @AmokCanuck
      @AmokCanuck 6 років тому +7

      It's cause they didn't take themselves seriously at first then something changed along the way and it stopped being stupid funny and just stupid

  • @j0sh_u_a892
    @j0sh_u_a892 6 років тому +2464

    2:05 cheryl's forehead in the window made me loose it 😂

  • @fjz10706
    @fjz10706 5 років тому +328

    When you had to drop out of elementary school to sell drugs but the worst thing is "YOU HAD TO MISS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL"

  • @grace-dx6ml
    @grace-dx6ml 6 років тому +2875

    I am in love with these videos please keep them coming, its not as if you're going to run out of content any time soon

  • @carolynelise2332
    @carolynelise2332 6 років тому +466

    I too don't know the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football

    • @BeatrizMontBarb
      @BeatrizMontBarb 6 років тому +15

      HiGh sChoOl fOotbAll

    • @chaoscrab
      @chaoscrab 6 років тому +2

      AHHAHAJKGJGIJG

    • @annie-dx7zg
      @annie-dx7zg 6 років тому +24

      What a stupid strange ass line

    • @wildwoman9314
      @wildwoman9314 6 років тому +1

      yoongoaway LMAOO

    • @Weirdanimalboy
      @Weirdanimalboy 6 років тому +5

      Probably because you dropped out of the fourth grade 🙄

  • @softmilk9447
    @softmilk9447 6 років тому +473

    That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats; the epic highs and lows of:
    A) solving murders
    B) serving Hiram Lodge
    C) starting gangs to save your dad
    D) figuring out who a mass murderer is
    If you guessed any of these,
    _you're wrong_ and the correct answer is *_high school football_*

    • @wildwoman9314
      @wildwoman9314 6 років тому +8

      that bitch *ladies and gentlemen he is right!*

    • @fijitearss
      @fijitearss 6 років тому

      LMAOO

    • @maxonite
      @maxonite 6 років тому

      Im so weak rn omg

  • @KattSky
    @KattSky 5 років тому +112

    ‘in kahoots’ kahoot theme starts playing
    crying

  • @zaynabdhalla1905
    @zaynabdhalla1905 6 років тому +509

    DILFY?? who says that?? Kahoot had me cryinggggg. why oh why is this show not cancelled yet?!

  • @shishio8934
    @shishio8934 6 років тому +614

    The thing is: you don't realize it's bad when you watch it altogether.
    Thanks for pointing it all out. I'm laughing my ass off.

    • @Underyourbedeyes
      @Underyourbedeyes 6 років тому +44

      No. You do. I had to stop watching it because it was so bad.

    • @shishio8934
      @shishio8934 6 років тому +5

      @@Underyourbedeyes i meant, you don't realize it's bad when you initially watch riverdale as a series altogether.

    • @green-tb7jc
      @green-tb7jc 6 років тому +13

      Angela Cassie i used to think this was the shit now i'm like what

    • @dayshawna
      @dayshawna 6 років тому +5

      i watched the first two seasons and i didn’t really notice the cringe until the second/beginning of the third season, so i just gave up 😂 season one is the only good season that makes sense compared to 2 which is trash and then 3 which is even more shit

    • @ryalau7211
      @ryalau7211 6 років тому

      i think season one was good because it knew it was a cheesy teen drama but with seasons two and three the writing and acting is just god awful in every scene

  • @cgrachel
    @cgrachel 6 років тому +3992

    I wish this show had better writers and concept.
    I grew up reading the Archie comics. At first I didn’t want there to be tv show but I grew on the idea because I thought it was gonna be a lighted hearted teen school drama.
    I was not expecting murder mystery show.
    I don’t think the Archie comics are good as a murder mystery show at all and the writers need to be fired. Goodness, it hilarious how bad the writing is...

    • @breanna7576
      @breanna7576 6 років тому +50

      Okay but Archie's Weird Mysteries was a good show XD Otherwise yeah Riverdale is the worst

    • @KJ_1810
      @KJ_1810 6 років тому +45

      Rachel Gonzalez oooookkk I agree, partly. I think the idea of a murder mystery based in Riverdale (off the Archie comics) can work very well. I think this show as it is right now could be great... with better writers as everything it’s all in the writing.

    • @lunarskynetwork9337
      @lunarskynetwork9337 6 років тому +55

      I don't mind a dark re-imagining of Archie comics but WHO HIRED THESE WRITERS!?

    • @kellanheikkila3553
      @kellanheikkila3553 6 років тому +10

      I get how the concept/plot is vastly different, but don't you think the dialog kind of holds true to the comics? Sure, it's often cringy, but I think part of the charm of the comics lies in the characters' alliteration and snappy one-liners, and they carried that over to the show.

    • @Aylaahh
      @Aylaahh 6 років тому +8

      Finally someone said it omg

  • @leonardovieira8
    @leonardovieira8 5 років тому +289

    Literally no one:
    Veronica: tOxIc MaScUlInItY 👁👄👁

    • @kevk9306
      @kevk9306 5 років тому +4

      @camiluv mendes so stfu with this feminist bullshit

  • @rocksgio
    @rocksgio 6 років тому +165

    wow I can't believe they published my middle school fanfics without my permission smh

  • @meghanavadassery2660
    @meghanavadassery2660 6 років тому +1648

    I’m kookoo bananas for these videos, o b v i

  • @zayn4816
    @zayn4816 6 років тому +1118

    damn veronica putting nicki minaj to shame with those lyrics 😔👊🏾💨

    • @sar.ahms3
      @sar.ahms3 6 років тому +3

      QuantumZayn umm can i say ur pfp is my actual spirit animal

  • @serendipitysubliminals2779
    @serendipitysubliminals2779 5 років тому +142

    “THERES ALWAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE KITTY IN MY LITTERBOX” DEAD 💀 😂

  • @TheseGoodVibesOnly
    @TheseGoodVibesOnly 6 років тому +539

    0:27 *Eminem sweats nervously*

  • @piepiepapaya
    @piepiepapaya 6 років тому +760

    “You’re in cahoots-“ *kahoot theme song plays* SENT ME

    • @maddison1038
      @maddison1038 6 років тому

      Omg I didn't know anyone knew about kahoot lol

  • @Mewhenyoure
    @Mewhenyoure 6 років тому +480

    I died when it said “the rap god we needed” I barked like a dog

  • @aylaboyd9366
    @aylaboyd9366 5 років тому +90

    I lost it when all you could see was the top of Cheryl's forehead through the door sksksks -

  • @nat-wu6uu
    @nat-wu6uu 6 років тому +577

    *ThE ePiCc hiGHs aNd lOWs oF HiGH scHoOL fOoTbALl 😡*

    • @4dultw1thj0b
      @4dultw1thj0b 6 років тому +4

      I can't believe that was a serious line wtf

    • @annakaplan644
      @annakaplan644 6 років тому +1

      Sorry didn’t mean to dislike, this is a great comment

    • @PenaltyKicc
      @PenaltyKicc 6 років тому +1

      @@annakaplan644 how? All he did was change the line and capitalised it.

    • @nat-wu6uu
      @nat-wu6uu 6 років тому +1

      monk sksksksksk lmao

  • @melisakaragol1866
    @melisakaragol1866 6 років тому +1622

    Wow this made my depression fade for 2 mins thank you
    Omg 1k likes? Thank you you’ve all made my depression fade for longer then 2 mins now

  • @licherally212
    @licherally212 6 років тому +738

    doctor: you have 2 mins and 24 seconds left to live
    me:

  • @limeadel303
    @limeadel303 5 років тому +147

    Poor dude: I dropped out when i was in fourth grade, I just don’t understand anything like math or good handwriting. Because of that i’ll never be able to get a good working job and will probably either be on the streets or selling drugs my whole life.
    Archie: “tHaT mEaNs yOu dOn’T kNoW tHe hIgHs aNd LoWs oF hIgHsChoOl fOoTbAlL”

  • @aslysimpe6201
    @aslysimpe6201 6 років тому +533

    "I dropped out of fourth grade"
    What.

    • @irving7313
      @irving7313 6 років тому +39

      ikr you can't drop out of 4th grade lol

    • @NintendoDudeWii
      @NintendoDudeWii 5 років тому +31

      He had to!!! It was for supporting his nanny,...DUHHH!
      /s

    • @irving7313
      @irving7313 5 років тому +5

      @@NintendoDudeWii you can't legally drop out of 4th fucking grade

    • @wonderfulrose477
      @wonderfulrose477 5 років тому +11

      Graphix I believe that comment was sarcasm.

    • @user-qp6ts2dp5g
      @user-qp6ts2dp5g 5 років тому +3

      Isn’t 4th grade like 8 years old

  • @noursaccount
    @noursaccount 6 років тому +1453

    Istg if Lili goes on a show without cringey writing she would have so much recognition

    • @hhcrkbfjlop4364
      @hhcrkbfjlop4364 6 років тому +91

      She’s a cringe person when she’s not scripted

    • @ansjsjdjdjdjdjdjdjdh831
      @ansjsjdjdjdjdjdjdjdh831 6 років тому +19

      Nour Khouri lmao you mean she’d get more recognition than she already gets? Not possible

    • @noursaccount
      @noursaccount 6 років тому +28

      ANSJSJDJDJDJDJ Djdjdh I mean she would get better roles I guess, I can see her doing drama movies that actually have a better script

    • @joel.jpgvid
      @joel.jpgvid 6 років тому +43

      She’s actually not that bad. She has the capacity to be a more well-respected actress, she just needs a better show than this dumpster fire.

    • @txmilxssi7803
      @txmilxssi7803 6 років тому +5

      yeah at least she has more skills than the one who plays Veronica

  • @breanna7576
    @breanna7576 6 років тому +364

    The editing in these videos is just the best XD

  • @liagrace9011
    @liagrace9011 5 років тому +75

    Nobody in history
    Not even fossils
    Cheryl: I’m coo-coo bananas for you

  • @ellastudios6581
    @ellastudios6581 6 років тому +2756

    *HARK THERE SHE BE*
    Everyones heads whip around
    Betty lookin like a straight up tree
    omg thanks for the likes lmaoooo

    • @hannahwyatt4830
      @hannahwyatt4830 5 років тому +2

      😂😂

    • @greenflavored
      @greenflavored 5 років тому +10

      *heads whip around*
      sWoOsH

    • @co2144
      @co2144 5 років тому +5

      away from this fortress and back to the kingdom of eldervair

    • @HHDDXX
      @HHDDXX 5 років тому +1

      Read this as soon as it happend

    • @polterrrgeist
      @polterrrgeist 4 роки тому +1

      LIKE A STRAIGHT UP TREE IM SCREAMING

  • @athenajaxon2397
    @athenajaxon2397 6 років тому +1041

    Remember season 1? Those were the good old days

    • @itsmeyaboi4386
      @itsmeyaboi4386 6 років тому +49

      Athena Jaxon season one was still trash. Change my mind

    • @GayBeard
      @GayBeard 6 років тому +142

      @@itsmeyaboi4386 Season one was the least trashy season, it was not good, but compared to 2 and 3 season one is a masterpiece.

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 6 років тому +45

      @@itsmeyaboi4386 Season 1 was at least comprehensive

    • @lostbengirl
      @lostbengirl 6 років тому +11

      0:30 is from Season 1.

    • @bishwut3008
      @bishwut3008 6 років тому +8

      Miss Grundy is trash lmfaoo

  • @morf5970
    @morf5970 6 років тому +1509

    you know these videos are actually better than the show

    • @Rahula
      @Rahula 6 років тому +2

      That's not saying much though. :-\

  • @kimjaor
    @kimjaor 5 років тому +84

    “I dropped out in the 4th grade”
    Archie: oH wElL yOu DoN’t KnOw FoOtBaLl

  • @NatalieBelsha
    @NatalieBelsha 6 років тому +1539

    Wow this is my favorite REALISTIC teen drama. Don’t all high schoolers break out of jail lollll #relatable

    • @DontCryBoo
      @DontCryBoo 6 років тому +101

      don't all highschoolers run their own underage bar in the basement of a diner?

    • @lydiaschmidt3330
      @lydiaschmidt3330 6 років тому +3

      It’s not supposed to be realistic though

    • @akhsdenlew1861
      @akhsdenlew1861 6 років тому +11

      Well i always laugh at those who find shows like riverdale, 13 reasons why or even PLL realistic.
      Just becouse the show doesn't have supernatural like werewolfs and vampires or dragons or zombies, it doesn't automatically makes the show realistic.
      Also, People HATE "realistic" in the shows (The TOP shows and their raitings show that anyway.), but they try SO hard to hide it so they can review themselves to.. literally strangers as "cool".
      Let's be.. "realistic", Teen shows with Nothing interesting in them will be boring and noone will watch them.
      If u don't add something like, supernatural, a murder, a mystery or something else and mix it together with the teen drama so u can make the show WATCHABLE, the show will perish.
      You know what's realistic for a teenager? Going to school, studying , having his first touch with stuff like cigars, drugs, alchohol and some desperate attempts to lose virginity and maybe spend weeks playing video games.
      Seriously now, who the fuck would watch a show like that.. and why? i've been a teenager myself like everyone else lol
      Take away the "A" Mystery from PLL and what u have? nothing.. just a bunch of girls having a good time with their relationships.
      Take away the supernatural from teen wolf and u have nothing.
      Take away the.. whatever the fuck is going on in riverdale and u have nothing.
      Take away the vampires or the other creatures VD has and u also have nothing.
      Point is that The Teen Drama, no matter how essential it is for a show like that, it cannot have a FULL time job in the show, it needs to have a more.. supportive role.

    • @ravennika8292
      @ravennika8292 6 років тому

      @@akhsdenlew1861 nice spergout

    • @Nintendomaster221
      @Nintendomaster221 6 років тому +18

      @@akhsdenlew1861 The point is that Riverdale continuously tries to come off as relatable to teenagers so it can get more public; jughead's whole point is to be relatable to teenagers who don't fit in (for example, the "I'm a weirdo" speech). Kevin is there just to attract the lgbt+ community and seem progressive (since he has no other personality than being Betty's gay best friend).
      Sure, a show doesn't need to be realistic for it to be good, but if the shows itself tries to come out as realistic and relatable and ends up where Riverdale did it definitely failed and it definitely shows how the writers can't keep it consistent (I still didn't like the first season and think it is a horrible mess but that's arguable lol)
      Also, it's full of shows out there which keep a realistic and relatable condition but are still enjoyable; honestly if you need to add unnecessary drama (like murder/supernatural/ecc.) to keep a show going you probably should stop because it means it's not a good show/you are not doing a good job as a writer

  • @adora4782
    @adora4782 6 років тому +571

    h a r k. the quality content we deserve.

    • @shadex0437
      @shadex0437 6 років тому

      Jokbal what quality content literally just took a few clips and edits doesn’t seem like quality to me

    • @Frosty-tb2yi
      @Frosty-tb2yi 6 років тому

      omfg your dragon ball seulgi icon and rv isac header??? marry me?????

    • @anhlam299
      @anhlam299 6 років тому

      Shadex 04 still have more quality than this shit show

    • @adora4782
      @adora4782 6 років тому

      frostytheworld OMG DID I JUST SPOT ANOTHER LUVIE?? here take what you need♥️💍

    • @adora4782
      @adora4782 6 років тому

      Shadex 04 the editing has somehow made the show even shittier than it should have so i guess some people find it entertaining, which is quality to Me.

  • @sarahwalter7198
    @sarahwalter7198 6 років тому +719

    These poor actors XD who could make this dialogue natural ahah

    • @quinsrevenge
      @quinsrevenge 4 роки тому +4

      Sarah Walter the “XD” didn’t fit in that place lmao

  • @emma-ku2tl
    @emma-ku2tl 5 років тому +179

    I literally have never seen this show but have been addicted to, and have been binging cringe compilations of the show for two hours 😅😅

    • @lili200937
      @lili200937 4 роки тому +3

      Omg I’m doing the same thing right now hahahahahhahaha

    • @saanvik4898
      @saanvik4898 4 роки тому +2

      bish its quality content you SHOULD BE WATCHING THIS

    • @dannydevito4296
      @dannydevito4296 4 роки тому +1

      @@saanvik4898 LMFAO BITCH NO IT IS NOT

    • @31IJ4H_
      @31IJ4H_ 3 роки тому

      me too kid

  • @willhartman293
    @willhartman293 6 років тому +214

    *Kahoot music starts playing*
    Me: dying out laughing

  • @amyrose4ever157
    @amyrose4ever157 6 років тому +426

    2:12 DID SHE J U S T

    • @lindamukarakate7511
      @lindamukarakate7511 6 років тому +19

      YES SHE DID LIKE LMAOO WTF IS THIS IS SHOW
      I still beat tho

    • @bhavesh3999
      @bhavesh3999 6 років тому +15

      SHE IS A LESBIAN

    • @isabellef808
      @isabellef808 6 років тому +2

      @@centennialships6451 i would hope not, it would be worse if he did know lol

    • @bearsbeetsbattlestargalact3484
      @bearsbeetsbattlestargalact3484 6 років тому +2

      I K N O W. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK, SHE'S LIKE 16

    • @ioanaticau9695
      @ioanaticau9695 6 років тому

      What does that mean? sorry english is not my first language

  • @befekirayalew138
    @befekirayalew138 6 років тому +1619

    no one hates riverdale more than riverdale’s own fans

    • @ntilshan1713
      @ntilshan1713 6 років тому +35

      Befekir Ayalew this is the truest shit i’ve ever read

    • @gonzofernandez
      @gonzofernandez 6 років тому +12

      I beg to differ. I despise it

    • @kingofthebis1068
      @kingofthebis1068 6 років тому +10

      Star wars be like

    • @ellastacey2953
      @ellastacey2953 6 років тому +3

      It’s true lmao

    • @uoluvr
      @uoluvr 6 років тому

      actually tho i don't understand

  • @malena111
    @malena111 5 років тому +131

    1:48 is nobody gonna ask where she got the damn blood?

    • @aliciam4862
      @aliciam4862 5 років тому +3

      squwuip I’m pretty sure it was paint

    • @aliciam4862
      @aliciam4862 5 років тому +21

      Or pig blood cause u never know in Riverdale

    • @kennemedia01
      @kennemedia01 5 років тому +9

      She reminds me of Carrie, but without the powers

    • @thisnigerianlovessuya
      @thisnigerianlovessuya 3 роки тому +2

      @@kennemedia01 that’s who she was supposed to be

  • @indigo8632
    @indigo8632 6 років тому +182

    i love clowning on this show so much lol

  • @realityriots1470
    @realityriots1470 6 років тому +269

    Did she....did she just say....DILFY...

  • @TheMetamorphoses2003
    @TheMetamorphoses2003 6 років тому +653

    *h a r k wants to know your location.*

  • @jasperm434
    @jasperm434 5 років тому +83

    I’m over the *TOXIC* masculinity in this hallway right now.

  • @merelvankessel552
    @merelvankessel552 6 років тому +458

    i'm so over the tOxIc mAsCuLiNiTy in this hallway right now

    • @winter6407
      @winter6407 5 років тому +11

      That made me want to die.
      On the outside only, because I was already dead inside.

    • @stelena1406
      @stelena1406 4 роки тому

      420 likes, I'm unable to like this comment

  • @junejj2127
    @junejj2127 6 років тому +671

    I haven't heard Cole Spouse since Suite Life on Deck and I've never watched Riverdale so this nerd from my childhood is now grown and a totally different person/actor and the first words I hear out of this man's mouth is "Shut the hell up, imposter!" 😂😂

    • @PenaltyKicc
      @PenaltyKicc 6 років тому +1

      He's the actor, not the writer.

    • @junejj2127
      @junejj2127 6 років тому +31

      @@PenaltyKicc I know, but to think those would be the first words I would hear him say just made me laugh

    • @PenaltyKicc
      @PenaltyKicc 6 років тому

      @AH because this guy treated it like cole wrote it, actors act and writers write. Fucking "luv".

    • @supermothabug
      @supermothabug 6 років тому +14

      monk damn someone’s mad lmao

    • @warealpha
      @warealpha 6 років тому +8

      monk who shits in your cornflakes daily?

  • @nurinirdina389
    @nurinirdina389 6 років тому +178

    tbh youtube videos making fun of this show is the only way im keeping up with the show

  • @jayannaavayah
    @jayannaavayah 5 років тому +23

    THE PAPA POUTINE PART I CANT BREATHSJSKCJS

  • @BintaCoulibal
    @BintaCoulibal 6 років тому +40

    "I dropped out in the 4th grade to run drugs" becAUSE WHENEVER I NEED BLACK TAR HEROIN, I GO TO MY LOCAL NINE YEAR OLD AND ASK THEM FOR SOME

  • @camrynnelson1386
    @camrynnelson1386 6 років тому +247

    *full dark no stars*

  • @unknownanon2109
    @unknownanon2109 6 років тому +582

    when these videos are better than the show

  • @hali_55
    @hali_55 5 років тому +204

    *Jughead:* I’m weird. I’m a weirdo.
    *Literally EVERYONE:* Oh my GOD that was so cringe NEVER write that again.
    *Riverdale Writers:* :) 0:41

    • @therealriahlela
      @therealriahlela 4 роки тому +3

      he is the least cringey to me.prob something i would say

    • @eiffelviolet
      @eiffelviolet 4 роки тому +6

      @@therealriahlela I agree for the most part. The show is ridiculous, but enjoyable in an ironic way. But I did love the weirdo speech. Totally resonated with me. I say stuff like that. I don't know if you were referring to the weirdo speech or the imposter line.

    • @eiffelviolet
      @eiffelviolet 4 роки тому +1

      @IZARO BEROIZ Agreed. I love the show because it's so ludacris.

    • @jae5608
      @jae5608 3 роки тому

      @@therealriahlela lmao ikr. Everyone hating on jughead when Betty's over here like " I might have to... pUnIsh u"

    • @jae5608
      @jae5608 3 роки тому

      @@eiffelviolet yes yes yes

  • @alinamouhaidli8870
    @alinamouhaidli8870 6 років тому +274

    Honestly shedding a tear at how beautiful your editing is. This is what I call actual humor.

  • @uhscrpio6966
    @uhscrpio6966 6 років тому +128

    this is the best one i can’t-

  • @annakaplan644
    @annakaplan644 6 років тому +414

    I don’t follow the rules, I make them
    And when necessary I break them
    (Beat box)
    Edit:thank you for all the likes!

  • @vivianh936
    @vivianh936 5 років тому +22

    This is what happens when you take every single drug at once, then try writing a show.

  • @Axeloy
    @Axeloy 6 років тому +424

    "wow i love skyrim"
    and i love you

  • @alexalozano6311
    @alexalozano6311 6 років тому +233

    “hArK thErE sHE bE” BHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • @snazzysmitty1000
    @snazzysmitty1000 6 років тому +1850

    Why does anyone still watch this

    • @antlilypad
      @antlilypad 6 років тому +69

      because cole sprouse is zaddy

    • @antlilypad
      @antlilypad 6 років тому +14

      actually idk i dont watch it but its been on my list for months i just havent gotten around to it yet lol

    • @catafer
      @catafer 6 років тому +55

      brcause the cast is hella hot (although I just watched the first season, not even their looks were enough to get through the others)

    • @awkwardmate830
      @awkwardmate830 6 років тому

      @@antlilypad LMAO I LOVE THIS REPLY

    • @layunirocha7111
      @layunirocha7111 6 років тому +17

      I watch for the lolz. It’s too fucking hilarious.