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  • Опубліковано 20 тра 2020
  • It takes a special kind of hero to demand that your country go to war while you sit safely at home. Thankfully, our country has no shortage of these great men.
    When these Chickenhawks answered the call to serve their country, they knew it would cost them something. Not very much, obviously, but something.
    Here, in their own words, are the Chickenhawks with PTSD. Please show them the respect they deserve.
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  • @TampaJohn
    @TampaJohn 4 роки тому +35

    “I’m not a hero!”
    “Never said you were.”

  • @familyprintz5119
    @familyprintz5119 4 роки тому +47

    Somebody is getting really, really mad right now

  • @t.c.8697
    @t.c.8697 4 роки тому +22

    This is so true. People advocating for something, they aren't willing to do!! Thanks!! Best wishes

  • @nathanielobinwaiii4139
    @nathanielobinwaiii4139 4 роки тому +32

    UA-cam must be heavily demoting this channel. The numbers do not reflect the quality of the content.

  • @littlepotato2741
    @littlepotato2741 4 роки тому +36

    "Those bots took my legs man! They took my legs!" -beautiful. just beautiful.

  • @gregorythompson5334
    @gregorythompson5334 4 роки тому +59

    This is hilarious. I wish I could have seen this while I was deployed, would have been icing on the cake.
    You guys are great! Keep it up!

  • @JD92205
    @JD92205 4 роки тому +95

    Chickenhawks: let's go to war!
    Troops: let's not, it sucks
    Chickenhawks: shut up commie, you just don't want to listen to the experts!
    Troops: I'm in the military, we are the experts.
    Chickenhawks: WAR!

    • @luaus1625
      @luaus1625 4 роки тому +5

      I will say as a vet...sometimes the troops just want to go into combat because they get so god damn bored in garrison. Seriously.

    • @JD92205
      @JD92205 4 роки тому +7

      @@luaus1625 I know, we train hard and play harder. We train to do a job and we want to do that job. I would love to get on another deployment, but there are some fights not worth fighting and some civilians don't get that

  • @timbuktu8069
    @timbuktu8069 4 роки тому +64

    I used to be against war. But once I got too old to be drafted I could see the point.

  • @TheCourseOfEmpire
    @TheCourseOfEmpire 4 роки тому +48

    That Ben Shapiro, I mean Ted Shanino guy speaks the truth; nothing but facts and logic there!

  • @theinkawarrior7649
    @theinkawarrior7649 4 роки тому +128

    Shapiro still sounds like a cartoon character

    • @jwoellhof
      @jwoellhof 4 роки тому +1

      Bugs Bunny was my favorite. Learned a lot from him, too.

    • @kneelingcatholic
      @kneelingcatholic 4 роки тому +5

      Good impression of BS!

  • @ghazman6141
    @ghazman6141 4 роки тому +15

    "Sometimes at night, when the cold wind blows, I visit their graves and cry over their bones"...then I jump into my $1,000,000,000 yacht that I "won" from General Dynamics and forget about them. -Anon U.S. Congressman and Committee Chair.

  • @biokido575
    @biokido575 4 роки тому +170

    Ted Shanino looks and sounds familiar. Have I seen him somewhere before?

    • @TheCourseOfEmpire
      @TheCourseOfEmpire 4 роки тому +43

      Perhaps it's all the facts and logic he's using that seems familiar to someone else you're thinking of?

    • @LevCallahan
      @LevCallahan 4 роки тому +13

      Shapiro.

    • @bullballsallday
      @bullballsallday 4 роки тому +8

      I made the same connection. Shanino...Shanino...Shanino...??? Oh well. I guess I'll click on Daily Wire.

    • @christopherwaldrop8115
      @christopherwaldrop8115 4 роки тому +2

      I was thinking the same.

    • @springfieldpervert4177
      @springfieldpervert4177 4 роки тому +7

      Onision

  • @ghostthad9155
    @ghostthad9155 4 роки тому +15

    Dude holy crap... that Ben Shapiro impression was SPOT. ON. 😂😂😂

  • @llynam14
    @llynam14 4 роки тому +105

    LOL!! That Shapiro impression was spot on, but you missed the real opportunity with the sponsor.... everyone knows it's Birch Gold. (Huge fan of both WTI and Shapiro).

    • @ytmndan
      @ytmndan 4 роки тому +4

      Ben has a bunch of sponsors. Zip-recruiter is one of them.

    • @johnpowell7419
      @johnpowell7419 3 роки тому +5

      Love Ben. Can't beat a fast talking, hard logic, short Jewish man

    • @johnnyguit-fiddle2088
      @johnnyguit-fiddle2088 3 роки тому +2

      Keeps,
      Express VPN,
      Blink Sale.
      And at no point did he mention that his wife is a doctor.

  • @mattsmoviemagic8123
    @mattsmoviemagic8123 4 роки тому +243

    It's nice to see a comedy channel that pokes equally at both sides of the political spectrum. - Equal Offenders.

    • @mr.anderson9938
      @mr.anderson9938 4 роки тому

      This is spot on, scary .

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 роки тому +2

      This trumptard propaganda is funny because of idiots who don’t get that 😂

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 роки тому

      Hillbilly Savage
      “These guys” sell advertising because dumbasses like you fall for this trumptard propaganda 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @ronr8687
      @ronr8687 4 роки тому

      So true but I still have to say dude looks and sounds just like Ben Shapiro

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 роки тому

      Ron R
      Ugh, nobody wants to sound like that pussy🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @JH-me8ok
    @JH-me8ok 4 роки тому +54

    I love Shapiro and could not stop laughing. Hope Ben sees this and responds.

  • @Amermito
    @Amermito 4 роки тому +89

    ben Shapiro should do more shit like this he was good.

    • @rhelferstay
      @rhelferstay 4 роки тому +1

      Why is everyone referencing Ben Shapiro?

    • @nathancd
      @nathancd 4 роки тому +4

      Robbie Helferstay the character “Ted shanino “ in this bit is a parody of Ben Shapiro. I didn’t catch it till he said this war is brought to you by zip recruiter.

  • @dollarcostbackpacker1226
    @dollarcostbackpacker1226 4 роки тому +15

    "That's not what fog of war means"

  • @Crimea_River
    @Crimea_River 4 роки тому +46

    As a veteran of OIF, this video is exactly how I feel about people on the internet saying; "We should go to war with "X country!"

    • @godsremnant1115
      @godsremnant1115 4 роки тому +3

      I’m a veteran as well, Texas Army National Guard. Life is a constant spiritual battle against those that practice witchcraft and their gods the fallen angels. Repent from sin and trust in Yeshua Hamashiach. Subscribe to my UA-cam channel.

    • @kylekaehler
      @kylekaehler 4 роки тому +2

      God’s Remnant lmao no

    • @Crimea_River
      @Crimea_River 4 роки тому +7

      @Dontthreadonme no, just the "war on X country sentiment." My reasoning is that these people don't understand the cost of war because they will never actually be involved. They won't have to watch their loved ones die before their eyes or wake up scared by attacks on their base while they were asleep. They'll never understand and they say these BS points trying to sound brave and heroic.

    • @tomatojeff2174
      @tomatojeff2174 4 роки тому +1

      #BombKekistan

    • @Taiyama2
      @Taiyama2 4 роки тому +3

      In case anyone's wondering like me: OIF means Operation Iraqi Freedom. The Iraq War.

  • @theinkawarrior7649
    @theinkawarrior7649 4 роки тому +22

    The chickenhawks still waiting for the vietnam 2.0 in Venezuela movie

  • @sydlawson3181
    @sydlawson3181 4 роки тому +6

    BRUH I KNEW THAT WAS BEN SHAPIRO BEFORE I EVER EVEN SAW HIM LMFAO
    Props for that impression👏

  • @unlikelysuspect5491
    @unlikelysuspect5491 4 роки тому +8

    Except for the fresh boots, we hate being told thank you for your service. Its super awkward.

  • @clazy8
    @clazy8 4 роки тому +20

    Why did I live, and they didn't?

  • @skylanh4319
    @skylanh4319 4 роки тому +19

    that zip-recruiter part seemed like a Ben Shapiro hit. Lol

  • @tyson211
    @tyson211 4 роки тому +5

    That was brilliant! It’s about time these unsung hero’s get the recognition they derserve. 😂😂😂

  • @O4C209
    @O4C209 4 роки тому +4

    Oh my God, Zip Recruiter.
    This video just gets better and better.

  • @glyndas751
    @glyndas751 4 роки тому +16

    Funny but also sad 😔 and too smart for most people, good job 👏🏽

    • @emperorpigbenis8766
      @emperorpigbenis8766 4 роки тому +2

      @Ticky Tocky this is funny but it's really hilarious that the people who need to take successful people's money for themselves believe they're superior.

  • @tuckhayes9402
    @tuckhayes9402 4 роки тому +3

    the only people that want war are those who have never served. Thanking god every day for those who served and are on the lines now. God bless you and keep you.

  • @calvyoel1515
    @calvyoel1515 4 роки тому +4

    2:50 "America was built on the backs of men who demanded we go to war.. without them." Lol

  • @billvetter5328
    @billvetter5328 4 роки тому +5

    Great shit Lou, as always. Keep poking fun at both sides. We need to be reminded of how dumb we sound sometimes.

  • @Lu_R
    @Lu_R 4 роки тому +3

    The interviewer was the best part of this video :D

  • @UncleWermus
    @UncleWermus 4 роки тому +12

    True heroes

  • @UpTheDown7
    @UpTheDown7 4 роки тому +6

    This is an all-time great. Really smart and funny.

  • @dixienormous2355
    @dixienormous2355 3 роки тому +3

    This deserves millions of views

  • @PumpkinSwag
    @PumpkinSwag 4 роки тому +1

    Calling for action is more important than taking action.

  • @hrobertb
    @hrobertb 4 роки тому +8

    This is epic.

  • @T_b_bl3ss3d
    @T_b_bl3ss3d 3 роки тому +2

    Hahaha thanks I needed a good laugh on my lunch break on 4th of July

  • @mgonza1350
    @mgonza1350 4 роки тому +72

    Men?...Most of the chickenhawks I've seen are women

    • @dollarcostbackpacker1226
      @dollarcostbackpacker1226 4 роки тому +8

      That is a recent thing.

    • @orcwordlaugh1360
      @orcwordlaugh1360 4 роки тому +14

      @@dollarcostbackpacker1226 Order of the White Feather.

    • @sasi5841
      @sasi5841 4 роки тому +6

      @@orcwordlaugh1360 glad someone here knows about it

    • @mr.anderson9938
      @mr.anderson9938 4 роки тому +2

      Oh man , mommy issues run deep

    • @jaydunbar7538
      @jaydunbar7538 4 роки тому +1

      @@dollarcostbackpacker1226 its actually an ancient thing

  • @marcrolle4601
    @marcrolle4601 4 роки тому +3

    This was great!

  • @rwilliams160
    @rwilliams160 4 роки тому +8

    This video is too real. Just like all the other WTI videos, Lou and the crew do a great job of exposing both sides with truth and facts in a great, comical way.

  • @bullballsallday
    @bullballsallday 4 роки тому +2

    4:49 as a person who's seen Blackhawk Down countless times, LLMMFFAAOO!!!

  • @keviiinramaaaage7650
    @keviiinramaaaage7650 3 роки тому +1

    The older guy is a legitimately good actor lmao

  • @BobSmith-kk4kp
    @BobSmith-kk4kp 4 роки тому +4

    8 downvotes. I wonder how we could describe people who would do something like that... ?

  • @james10739
    @james10739 4 роки тому +1

    We need more interviews like this

  • @AdmiralPureBlood
    @AdmiralPureBlood 4 роки тому +3

    Love this channel!!!!

  • @danielc.4989
    @danielc.4989 4 роки тому +2

    I hear that the UA-cam algorithm bases recommendations somewhat on the number of comments.

  • @joey4track
    @joey4track 4 роки тому +3

    Love you guys

  • @Scientist_Salarian
    @Scientist_Salarian 4 роки тому +1

    I think this is my favorite WTI video of all time. Well done!

  • @natenax3233
    @natenax3233 4 роки тому +3

    Damn fine satire.

  • @davidmaslow399
    @davidmaslow399 4 роки тому +2

    Perfect! I laugh so hard! I watch it over and over and over again!

  • @CaptainTae
    @CaptainTae 4 роки тому +2

    I can't wait until my legs wake up so I can show them this.
    Oh shit. If I show them this, they might finally wake up.

  • @Intheemorning
    @Intheemorning 4 роки тому +2

    Chickenhawks, and Blue Falcons deserve what I think when they thank me for my service.

  • @666koolz
    @666koolz 4 роки тому +1

    I was so sure this was gonna take one side or the other and I loved it

  • @ninjazzrhythm400
    @ninjazzrhythm400 4 роки тому +3

    This is so effing funny🤣🤣🤣

  • @rms9980
    @rms9980 3 роки тому +1

    "I'm a 7th generation chicken hawk" lmfao!

  • @elram2649
    @elram2649 3 роки тому +1

    This should have so many more views! 😃

  • @JohnSmith-uv4ox
    @JohnSmith-uv4ox 3 роки тому +1

    Oh man, this was excellent!

  • @craigmartyn1279
    @craigmartyn1279 3 роки тому +1

    No veterans were harmed in the making of this video.

  • @chloeprice5418
    @chloeprice5418 3 роки тому

    Well done! Thanks for uploading

  • @GhostNameless
    @GhostNameless 4 роки тому +17

    Hoping for more war in Syria. I need another Call Of Duty.

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 3 роки тому +1

      Nah getting tired of the game🤣

  • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
    @ALRIGHTYTHEN. 4 роки тому +2

    Twitter was around in 2003? Wow, I've gone 17 years without twitter...and Facebook, Instagram, snapchat, pintrest, etc.

  • @clancyholdopen3781
    @clancyholdopen3781 4 роки тому +1

    4:26 that look on his face 😂

  • @jayfigg7981
    @jayfigg7981 4 роки тому +3

    Frickin AWSOME!!!

  • @JLOCC23424
    @JLOCC23424 2 роки тому

    I'm signing up to serve my country in the Royal Marines,got my next medical in June feeling ready. Bro this is just too accurate and hilarious at the same time🤣🤣🤣😂😂. Omg I miss you and Greg man,what happened to you guys? Any chance you'll be back one day?

  • @thejimfeudshow5392
    @thejimfeudshow5392 4 роки тому +3

    One of your best yet guys...

  • @davidmaslow399
    @davidmaslow399 4 роки тому +1

    So damn funny that I keep coming back to it!

  • @WowRixter
    @WowRixter 4 роки тому +4

    Facebook, Twitter, Reddit is where wars are fought. Poor Lou no more sex

  • @larryjones3923
    @larryjones3923 4 роки тому +2

    So cool, and so sadly real. Even in the military we called non-combatants REMF( rear echelon MFers) they loved war and had great Stories to tale.

  • @scottydouglass1892
    @scottydouglass1892 3 роки тому

    That look the on the interviewers face. I could here his eyes rolling up in his head.

  • @jwmdlm07
    @jwmdlm07 4 роки тому +2

    Best video yet

  • @davidmaslow399
    @davidmaslow399 4 роки тому +2

    So suited to our times!

  • @markbennett8685
    @markbennett8685 4 роки тому +2

    I have watched enough Ben Shapiro interviews to recognize that unique fast-talking voice in an instant.

  • @scrumtrellecent
    @scrumtrellecent 4 роки тому +7

    One more "We the Internet TV" video upload viewed,
    One more "Hit the like button" clicked,
    One more problem solved...

  • @johnree6106
    @johnree6106 3 роки тому +1

    Man you missed out on the War games players, the war reenactment people, and the people that are doing it just because they are following the crowd.
    First in last out that's what first platoon is all about.

  • @joeytirado4341
    @joeytirado4341 4 роки тому +1

    Ha ha ha "you didn't get killed but you didn't call to war" lol

  • @johnsalazar245
    @johnsalazar245 3 роки тому +1

    1:49 Looks like a guy from 1985

  • @sabodebol3836
    @sabodebol3836 4 роки тому +1

    This was some funny shit 10 times funnier than SNL great video 😃👍😂

  • @haydenschlessinger8834
    @haydenschlessinger8834 3 роки тому +2

    I saw the words burglar of gun control and expected a short film on Beto Rourke

  • @TampaJohn
    @TampaJohn 4 роки тому +1

    Rumor has it that Ted’s wife is a doctor.

  • @hello-again6994
    @hello-again6994 4 роки тому +3

    How many chickenhawm senators and congressmen?

  • @karozans
    @karozans 4 роки тому

    Damn it makes me so mad that this video doesn't have 7 million views.

    • @karozans
      @karozans 4 роки тому

      @Ticky Tocky Because it relentlessly mocks all the Chicken Hawks that demand we go to war, but they themselves never are the ones who do the fighting.
      The vast majority of America, both Left and Right, love government violence (both at home and abroad) against people they consider to be enemies, but whine like stuck pigs when that violence is turned towards them. Yet, they never learn.

  • @jwoellhof
    @jwoellhof 4 роки тому +8

    Takes jabs at everyone.
    Jabs at the stuff that deserves to be jabbed.
    Respect the satire.
    Read the comments and rolls eyes at the twitter trolls that hate ben shapiro, but didn't catch the part about twitter trolls that do the same thing as ben shapiro.

  • @sabodebol3836
    @sabodebol3836 4 роки тому +1

    I'm sharing this video with everyone I know it's up there David Chappelle in that spectrum dodging laser beams.

  • @JohnnylMr
    @JohnnylMr 3 роки тому

    Thank you for calling out chickenhawks!

  • @scottarivett496
    @scottarivett496 3 роки тому

    The best part is you don’t have to wipe. You just wait for the next one 👍

  • @thebestusername5852
    @thebestusername5852 4 роки тому +2

    "Ted Shanino" lol.

  • @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303
    @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 4 роки тому +2

    3:21 - It usually looks like this...
    :/
    ...and sounds like this...
    "Ummm, thanks."

  • @leonardcantrell
    @leonardcantrell 9 місяців тому

    About time somebody told the truth about things. Politicians who fought in war don't usually make the Military Industrial Complex any money.

  • @lastcall8286
    @lastcall8286 4 роки тому +1

    This was a genius skit

  • @rc59191
    @rc59191 3 роки тому +1

    This reminds me of that bumper sticker thata says my girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom lol.

  • @scottrees9610
    @scottrees9610 4 роки тому +3

    Love the cameo of Ben Shapiro. Perfect!

  • @jimmycakes7158
    @jimmycakes7158 4 роки тому +3

    Let's face it, ww2 brought so many opportunities for movies and games

  • @brentwhitson5653
    @brentwhitson5653 4 роки тому +1

    Where is the citizen video awards skit that we saw come to life/death in Minnesota?...

  • @culterwaleddy
    @culterwaleddy 4 роки тому

    I got this video reccomended to me in ad form, under a title that was of a completely different subject matter. What is UA-cam doing?

  • @theshrimp1657
    @theshrimp1657 4 роки тому +3

    Would all the Twitter warriors wanting to riot also be considered chickhawks or is there another term for them?

  • @dangeejr
    @dangeejr 4 роки тому +1

    Great stuff 👍 😭

  • @martin2514
    @martin2514 4 роки тому +3

    Fucking brilliant!!

  • @barryon8706
    @barryon8706 4 роки тому +1

    If I send my own drone, can I call for airstrikes?

  • @ericjones3692
    @ericjones3692 4 роки тому +1

    Good channel

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 3 роки тому +1

    No draft dodging presidents on this