Italians don’t consider themselves white

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  • @Milky_mans
    @Milky_mans Рік тому +88826

    “I read that in the script.”
    Had me rolling.

    • @6036000
      @6036000 Рік тому +339

      I'm fuckin cryin dude. I didnt think things this funny were still allowed

    • @NathanRiggins
      @NathanRiggins Рік тому +63

      If only more new fact spewers were this honest, amazing

    • @magicalunicorn1296
      @magicalunicorn1296 Рік тому +142

      In the script: ""I read the script."highlight it"

    • @qhenry855
      @qhenry855 Рік тому +16

      Pretty sure I heard that on bad friends pod but I’ll let it slide lol

    • @DRez-Productions
      @DRez-Productions Рік тому +16

      My favorite quality he brings is breaking the 4th Wall 😂

  • @SlurpyPie
    @SlurpyPie 9 місяців тому +13529

    As an Italian I've never been more offended by something I agree with

    • @theinternetlawyer7126
      @theinternetlawyer7126 9 місяців тому +295

      As a persian, I’m italian

    • @_Odinn_
      @_Odinn_ 9 місяців тому +5

      As a Prussian, don't worry. I don't consider you white.

    • @ianlugies
      @ianlugies 9 місяців тому +66

      ​@theinternetlawyer7126 do you have a white BMW?

    • @JulieIelasi-lt7yp
      @JulieIelasi-lt7yp 9 місяців тому

      ​@@theinternetlawyer7126wtf made up crap your not italian man your born with blood only in the family then your 100 percent italian! This is all bull shit anyways crazy 🤪

    • @ThatInternetGuy420
      @ThatInternetGuy420 9 місяців тому +33

      No N pass? *megamind meme*

  • @cheese_vviz
    @cheese_vviz Рік тому +3703

    This video had more content in 1 minute than most Netflix series have in a season

    • @adamantlotus
      @adamantlotus Рік тому +5

      yes

    • @randomvoid4331
      @randomvoid4331 Рік тому +33

      and it was even less racist too

    • @that_one_reply8805
      @that_one_reply8805 Рік тому +2

      true roast

    • @Pheonix5-ih8hc
      @Pheonix5-ih8hc 27 днів тому

      Italians aren't white aye? Well then, I guess THAT means that ohhhhhhhhh let's see? .. . Christina Ricci is “not white”, the Mona Lisa is “not white”, the Pope is “not white”, Madonna is “not white”, Antonella Interlenghi is “not white”, John Travolta is “not white”, Frank “ole Blue Eyes” Sinatra is “not white”, Sylvester Stallone is “not white”, Marlon Brando is “not white”, Benito Musolini ( a known friend and collaborator of Adolf Hitler ) was “not white”, Jay Leno is “not white”, Sophia Loren is “not white”, Rudolf Valentino is “not white”, Fedrico Fellini is “not white”, Lou Costello was “not white”, Robert DeNiro is “not white”, John Belushi is “not white”, Ennio Moriconne is “not white”, Asia Argento is “not white”, Dom Deluise is “not white”, Susan Lucci is “not white”, kindly old Gepeto and lovable old Pinnochio are "not white" .. . ? And I always thought THEY were! I must've been color blind!

    • @hackerx7329
      @hackerx7329 12 днів тому

      Yeah but the Netflix series will make sure there are plenty of people who aren't white even if they historicity were.

  • @poiuuiop3618
    @poiuuiop3618 3 місяці тому +112

    "Are you white?" asked no italian ever

  • @kstina9563
    @kstina9563 Рік тому +2808

    As a Finn who speaks Spanish, I can confirm that I am indeed mexican

  • @jeffs1166
    @jeffs1166 Рік тому +3347

    This man needs a 15 min slot on Adult Swim following an Eric Andre show

    • @Flesh4Toast
      @Flesh4Toast Рік тому

      Eric Andre show is 💩 and purely demented.
      This gent, on the other hand has soo much more to offer and I would call talented and clever

    • @Johnmcgivney
      @Johnmcgivney Рік тому +1

      Yes

    • @jiffey4086
      @jiffey4086 Рік тому +10

      And it needs to be a 7:30 video that loops

    • @zzghost8593
      @zzghost8593 Рік тому +1

      He'd get blacklisted so fast

    • @neverknowsbest5656
      @neverknowsbest5656 Рік тому

      Would love it

  • @kubson7238
    @kubson7238 Рік тому +4511

    As an italian, i confirm you that yes, we are indeed italians

    • @brun4775
      @brun4775 Рік тому +32

      You might be, but this guy is American.

    • @jakediminico332
      @jakediminico332 Рік тому +7

      Italian thru and thru

    • @brun4775
      @brun4775 Рік тому +6

      @@jakediminico332 Who? You or the guy in the video? He's American.

    • @King_Cova
      @King_Cova Рік тому +36

      Are you italian as in born in Italy and are actually, or born in america thinks your Italian like all the "irish" in America?

    • @kubson7238
      @kubson7238 Рік тому +32

      @@King_Cova 100% italian. I was born in Italy

  • @jesuscastro8690
    @jesuscastro8690 3 місяці тому +36

    That Mexican joke was funny.

  • @juanlugo7579
    @juanlugo7579 Рік тому +4062

    As a Nicaraguan, I appreciate your acknowledgement of our existence

  • @Chanchy
    @Chanchy 11 місяців тому +13419

    As a spanish from Spain, I can confirm that I am indeed Mexican.

    • @jaybiddy955
      @jaybiddy955 11 місяців тому +312

      "Are you one nem puerto ricans?" 😅

    • @iacoponefurio1915
      @iacoponefurio1915 11 місяців тому +154

      Original Mexican*
      fixed it for you 😂🎉

    • @UncleRisky
      @UncleRisky 11 місяців тому +101

      bruh isnt it Spaniard?

    • @cetzaep
      @cetzaep 10 місяців тому +54

      @@iacoponefurio1915definitely not at all original mexicans were the mexica i know your joking but idk why that’s a narrative i hear

    • @athazis1532
      @athazis1532 10 місяців тому +84

      ​@@iacoponefurio1915the original mexicans, historically were the mexicas, also known as aztecs.
      a way to fix it would be saying "the original hispanic", as all american hispanics originate from interracial mixing or cultural mixing during the colonial times of the new spain, but the original hispanics were from iberia.

  • @LiveLaughPiplup
    @LiveLaughPiplup Рік тому +5583

    “As far as I’m concerned, if you speak spanish you’re Mexican” LMAOOO

    • @RiceCooker-san
      @RiceCooker-san Рік тому +95

      That's like saying I'm Japanese just because I'm learning how to speak Japanese and I'm black

    • @christophergreene2262
      @christophergreene2262 Рік тому +153

      @@RiceCooker-sanI kno u kno what he meant, u kno dat shit is not same😂😂

    • @ArthurMarrero
      @ArthurMarrero Рік тому +85

      I'm brazillian and speak portuguese, spanish and english. So am i Mexican, a thief or a stabber?

    • @LiveLaughPiplup
      @LiveLaughPiplup Рік тому +67

      @@ArthurMarrero shit…. “Turns out. I’m all of them.”

    • @Dinvan
      @Dinvan Рік тому +30

      ​@@ArthurMarreroturns out you are poor and probably dont know your dad

  • @onee
    @onee 3 місяці тому +50

    I’m guessing that “white” in the US means British/French/German/Irish ancestors.

    • @gio7799
      @gio7799 2 місяці тому +8

      More British/Swedish/German/Dutch

    • @eggthetalonflame1453
      @eggthetalonflame1453 20 днів тому +6

      In the mid 1800s yeah but white in US literally means now Native Europeans in general unless we are talking about the native Siberians who are East Asian

    • @oryantge
      @oryantge 17 днів тому +10

      No both Irish and Italian were told they are not white.

    • @eggthetalonflame1453
      @eggthetalonflame1453 17 днів тому

      @@oryantge Literally anybody who wasn’t an English or Anglo Saxon Protestant weren’t considered white back in the day

    • @amethyst8399
      @amethyst8399 17 днів тому +4

      it really just means anything in europe

  • @rockjohnson774
    @rockjohnson774 Рік тому +21678

    As an Italian, I can confirm that I don’t care what I am considered. I want pasta.

    • @Cariiing_A_Hat
      @Cariiing_A_Hat Рік тому +331

      Same… but I need some good pasta.

    • @basedchad6035
      @basedchad6035 Рік тому

      Ur white. Its a fact and not what people consider you

    • @miguelrodriguezcimino1674
      @miguelrodriguezcimino1674 Рік тому +273

      I always felt like an impostor, because I have italian citizenship yet I don't live in Italy and I barely speak italian.
      But I do love pasta. I do get offended if somebody breaks the spaghetti to put it in the pot. Pasta is my bond with Italy 😂

    • @miguelrodriguezcimino1674
      @miguelrodriguezcimino1674 Рік тому +207

      I forgot to add, I also think pineapple pizza is a major offense. Don't get me wrong, I think people is free to put whatever they like on top of a round, flat dough. Just don't call it pizza.

    • @rockjohnson774
      @rockjohnson774 Рік тому +92

      @@miguelrodriguezcimino1674 factual statement

  • @ayochill9716
    @ayochill9716 Рік тому +19456

    Bro is the master of the loop.

  • @Robot-Overlord
    @Robot-Overlord Рік тому +19083

    "As far as im concerned if you speak spanish youre mexican"
    Understandable.

  • @uapame
    @uapame Місяць тому +22

    I’m Italian and I don’t understand why for US people is so important to define what race people are.

    • @martina5850
      @martina5850 5 днів тому +4

      Same, that's so weird

    • @Melon-ALL-Free
      @Melon-ALL-Free День тому

      So they know with who they can be racist with.

    • @misschanandlerbong753
      @misschanandlerbong753 16 годин тому +1

      Idk about everyone else, but I hear stories about old grannies passing down recipes and culture and I think, “wow, my grandmother passed down a mac n cheese recipe with an entire block of Tillamook cheddar and multiple cans of tuna” (for the record, it’s bomb).
      The US has so many cultures, I’m just sad that I’m not part of one. I’m not trying to be, I just think it’d be cool to have a country I’m actually proud of being from.

    • @martina5850
      @martina5850 8 годин тому

      @@misschanandlerbong753 Yes, It's beautiful to be part of a country and a culture. At the same time you are a mix of many and you can pass your own traditions to your children. That's also beautiful. That's what makes a family a family, some things that only your family does and you feel home when you do them.
      To come back to the first comment: I still don't understand why race is so important. Before going on internet I just thought of myself as an italian. The moment I could experience US culture online I discovered people were always talking about being white, brown, black, etc. Someone says italians are brown, someone says we are white. I really don't understand how it works, and It's not needed I think. We are a mix of ethnicities from all the Mediterranean, that's it. That's why we ask ourselves why this black and white it always comes out in so many discussions and It's so important to point it out still today.

    • @santiagom723
      @santiagom723 6 годин тому

      perché sono coglioni

  • @TheRealJackBox
    @TheRealJackBox Рік тому +4160

    As a Mexican, I welcome all our new recruits.

    • @oogieboogie7332
      @oogieboogie7332 Рік тому +66

      it's not necessarily new as an Italian American I can tell you we weren't considered white in the usa until 1948 and we were discriminated against as well think of it like this before major Mexican immigration to the usa Italians were the immigrants people hated a lot of people don't know but in the 1920s the kkk even attacked Italian communities

    • @mizaqenyad4269
      @mizaqenyad4269 Рік тому +1

      @@oogieboogie7332bro he was talking about all the other Spanish speaking people being considered mexican🤦‍♂️
      and calm down, my dad is off the boat Italian, we are fricken white. just the superior type of white people- the eastern mediterraneans

    • @Sillygumbal123
      @Sillygumbal123 Рік тому

      @@mizaqenyad4269ey no more superior white people, lastime the italians were involved with that ordeal in the 1940’s it was not a good time

    • @dingdongdickweed6288
      @dingdongdickweed6288 Рік тому +3

      @@oogieboogie7332 Italians still aren't white in my book.

    • @_UberEats_
      @_UberEats_ Рік тому +49

      Thanks bro (Puerto Rican here)

  • @sr.piedra3802
    @sr.piedra3802 Рік тому +2035

    As a Spanish person from Spain, I can confirm we are all indeed Mexican

    • @rga8895
      @rga8895 Рік тому +10

      Lol

    • @Forge17
      @Forge17 Рік тому +30

      @kevingrau2614the Mexican lifestyle 😂

    • @icingcake
      @icingcake Рік тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣 I snorted laughing at this comment 💀💀💀

    • @milanstevic8424
      @milanstevic8424 Рік тому +6

      I for example do not speak Spanish, and I'm obviously not a Mexican. So there you go.

    • @rasmusnilsson123
      @rasmusnilsson123 Рік тому

      U speak spanish ?

  • @ricksterre
    @ricksterre Рік тому +7204

    This man needs his own talk show

    • @schlardi1120
      @schlardi1120 Рік тому +15

      ​@destroykaciig do not speak this heresy upon these sacred halls. Al is the one and only God emperor and you will treat him as such.

    • @BrendanCurley
      @BrendanCurley Рік тому +4

      @@schlardi1120amen

    • @juancarlosayala751
      @juancarlosayala751 Рік тому +21

      With himself tho

    • @cubensis845
      @cubensis845 Рік тому +5

      Aljokes.0

    • @uberswine
      @uberswine Рік тому +3

      ​@@schlardi1120If you ok with praying to something long rotten why wouldn't you try Nurgle? At least Grandfather cares about his flock and really protects

  • @fataturchina5289
    @fataturchina5289 3 місяці тому +18

    You're too funny !!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 As an Italian , there are many of us ( especially in Southern Italy ) who look like Middle Eastern people..

  • @loserdorko
    @loserdorko Рік тому +1195

    As an Italian American learning Spanish, I cannot wait to be Mexican!

    • @Nina21_
      @Nina21_ Рік тому +39

      😂😂😂 this is the funniest comment in this section xD

    • @kaiocrap6965
      @kaiocrap6965 Рік тому +6

      😂

    • @angelssanchezluna2179
      @angelssanchezluna2179 Рік тому +4

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Yep6803
      @Yep6803 Рік тому +3

      ma chi cazzo lo capisce lo spagnolo in Italia?

    • @onnie.6815
      @onnie.6815 Рік тому +18

      @@Yep6803a lot of ppl actually, the languages are very similar

  • @jawstrock2215
    @jawstrock2215 Рік тому +2291

    "Are you white?", "No, I'm Canadian."

    • @Yep6803
      @Yep6803 Рік тому

      a normal not racist person answer like that, if americans do means in usa you are ignorant

    • @onnie.6815
      @onnie.6815 Рік тому +9

      That makes sense tho

    • @ikarusxv
      @ikarusxv Рік тому +61

      Well today, ethnically, Canadians are mostly chinese and indian.

    • @lasv15
      @lasv15 Рік тому +4

      ​@@ikarusxvhaha that's so true

    • @everyhandlesalreadytaken
      @everyhandlesalreadytaken Рік тому +62

      @@ikarusxv in 2021, these were the demographics of Canada reported by the government:
      White (69.8%)
      South Asian (7.1%) Indigenous (5%) Chinese (4.7%) Black (4.3%) Arab (1.9%) Latin American (1.6%) Southeast Asian (1.1%) West Asian (1%) Korean (0.6%) Japanese (0.3%) Multiracial/Other (3.2%)

  • @spindash64
    @spindash64 Рік тому +2852

    100 years ago, that man would have given you a VERY different answer about whether he’d let an Italian date his daughter

    • @GigaNietzsche
      @GigaNietzsche Рік тому +240

      Yeah but that was more so for ethnic and xenophobic reasons than racial. Italians were always considered white by the racial rules of the US.

    • @deaconsmom2000
      @deaconsmom2000 Рік тому +187

      Ohhh, I dunno. I live in the Pennsyltucky area of PA and the local racists do not believe I'm white because I have extremely curly (blonde) hair and Italian features along with a Middle Eastern amber eye color. (Turkish wars in the Old Country) My grandmother and grandfather experienced the same thing when they were dating. He was platinum haired, silver eyed, and ruddy. She was the daughter of Italian immigrants. He got into more than one fight over people calling my grandmother racial slurs. I don't care what the racists think I am. They can go bite their own butts, for all I care.

    • @GigaNietzsche
      @GigaNietzsche Рік тому +1

      @@deaconsmom2000 I quite frankly just don't believe you. That sounds made up and fantasized

    • @ang5035
      @ang5035 Рік тому

      @@GigaNietzschewhiteness is made up and used to exclude anyone who wasn’t British/Anglo or Scandinavians. Irish, Italian, Jews were literally not considered white until recently. Now it starts to slowly include some Latinos/Mexicans and Asians. It’s all made up

    • @Giovannax427
      @Giovannax427 Рік тому +72

      @@GigaNietzscheit really wasn’t. i guess you haven’t heard of the racial slur guinea directed towards italians. google it

  • @charlottepaige5375
    @charlottepaige5375 2 дні тому +2

    “I don’t do it in public ANYMORE” 💀

  • @perspective7131
    @perspective7131 Рік тому +15693

    "I don't do it in public anymore"
    Bro is a certified menace to society 💀💀💀
    EDIT: To the people saying "not anymore," once a menace, always a menace, that shit don't just leave you

    • @thecoconutman2646
      @thecoconutman2646 Рік тому +27

      true

    • @AlienXfoldsgoku
      @AlienXfoldsgoku Рік тому +31

      Ay i got a photo of it he was doing it on the bus I was one a few days ago

    • @zernetrix
      @zernetrix Рік тому +28

      Anymore be hitting different

    • @benjaminmorris4962
      @benjaminmorris4962 Рік тому +17

      Bro should've said, "I know what it means. Wait... do YOU masturbate in public!? Bro, that's weird af" 😂

    • @enternamehere2027
      @enternamehere2027 Рік тому +3

      Not anymore

  • @ashleyder9164
    @ashleyder9164 Рік тому +3676

    There are not enough people talking about how masterfully this loops.

  • @thesturgon3980
    @thesturgon3980 11 місяців тому +2460

    "as far as I'm concerned if you speak Spanish you're Mexican" BRO🤣🤣🤣

    • @loony-7531
      @loony-7531 10 місяців тому +21

      Bro I been saying this

    • @OjalaTeFusilen
      @OjalaTeFusilen 9 місяців тому +1

      Uffff tirando las verdades🗿🍷

    • @gary855
      @gary855 9 місяців тому +11

      I mean....he ain't lying 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @brytonzastoupil9746
      @brytonzastoupil9746 9 місяців тому +8

      I speak Spanish but I’m a white American citizen with an entirely white family so what do you call that

    • @HeartlesSv420
      @HeartlesSv420 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@brytonzastoupil9746 Weird? 😂

  • @randomfemaleopinion3167
    @randomfemaleopinion3167 3 місяці тому +5

    That Mexican joke got me dying 🤣

  • @fortune392
    @fortune392 5 місяців тому +863

    As an Italian-American that can speak Spanish, I can confirm that I am Mexican

    • @markusmilla6968
      @markusmilla6968 5 місяців тому +4

      Better Italy ❤🇮🇹❤️

    • @jeffsorrows
      @jeffsorrows 4 місяці тому

      In Florida everyone with natural pigmentation more than a white person, is a Mexican lol I'm native American, french and spanish, but to everyone I'm Mexican, someone from Honduras showed up, they're also Mexican. The Venezuelan girl who looks pretty white, green eyes, well shes a white mexican lol if she didn't speak spanish she'd be white in their eyes!

    • @aliceh8169
      @aliceh8169 4 місяці тому +8

      @@wolfe74- Spain is NOT an Arab country!! And yes, its native population is Caucasian. You are illustrating the blatant ignorance rampant in the USA.

    • @luiscadelooporto7205
      @luiscadelooporto7205 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@wolfe74The fact that there was arabic present for 8 centuries doesnt mean there had to be genetic interchange, and there wasnt much, thus any spanish is genetically representative of what western Europe is.

    • @lll____251
      @lll____251 4 місяці тому +3

      You're american... Not italian

  • @imagine365
    @imagine365 Рік тому +2662

    Me, a half Italian half Jamaican:
    "You see, I am simply the ultimate minority"

    • @nouvadevor9518
      @nouvadevor9518 Рік тому +216

      Now imagine this. Half Italian, half Jamaican and fully gay.

    • @tubester4567
      @tubester4567 Рік тому +62

      Of course Italian is historically white. Northern Italians are as white as they come.
      Southern Italians can look darker but that from immigration from around the Mediterranean and North Africa over thousands of years,

    • @themonsterwithin4000
      @themonsterwithin4000 Рік тому

      No, you’re just like every other mixed person

    • @reumedan3502
      @reumedan3502 Рік тому +16

      Lucky bastard I'm just straight Jamaican

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia Рік тому +30

      @@nouvadevor9518and… a woman

  • @Its_Lxmbo
    @Its_Lxmbo Рік тому +4877

    As an Italian, I can confirm that we are in fact Italians
    Edit: why do I keep receiving comments 💀

    • @gabrielesolletico6542
      @gabrielesolletico6542 Рік тому +41

      Sì, sei italiano, eh? Perché non parliamo un po' in Italiano, allora?

    • @texcxborn
      @texcxborn Рік тому +65

      @@gabrielesolletico6542 What would that even prove

    • @nickjunior9862
      @nickjunior9862 Рік тому +26

      dont italians speak spanish

    • @Its_Lxmbo
      @Its_Lxmbo Рік тому +51

      @@gabrielesolletico6542 certo fra, che voi dí?

    • @A.B.05
      @A.B.05 Рік тому +33

      ​@@nickjunior9862we speak Italian

  • @Z_the_NCR_ranger
    @Z_the_NCR_ranger 6 днів тому +2

    As an Italian, I have never felt something is so true in my life

  • @sewirut6423
    @sewirut6423 Рік тому +2018

    "You speak Spanish, you're a Mexican"
    - As a Peruvian, who's actually Mexican, I aprove.

  • @mr.manman1
    @mr.manman1 Рік тому +1037

    As a nicaragüense I can confirm we are Mexican.

  • @mandlin4602
    @mandlin4602 Рік тому +2833

    Actual Italians: “wtf is this American talking about?”

    • @MyAnalyser
      @MyAnalyser Рік тому +235

      Yeah it's funny. Most Americans probably don't even know that Italy is a country in Europe.

    • @captainLoknar
      @captainLoknar Рік тому +118

      ​@@MyAnalyserthey think it's an area of new York lol😅

    • @ChickentNug
      @ChickentNug Рік тому +166

      @@MyAnalyserwho tf doesn't understand italy is in europe? I've never met a single person in my entire life who didn't know that

    • @izukukageyama7552
      @izukukageyama7552 Рік тому +72

      @@MyAnalyser Wow, you're special. Americans learn Geography too, did you know?

    • @izukukageyama7552
      @izukukageyama7552 Рік тому +7

      @@captainLoknar bruh

  • @shabadooshabadoo4918
    @shabadooshabadoo4918 8 днів тому +1

    The "ask a racist" test has never failed.

  • @CarolWgf
    @CarolWgf 4 місяці тому +1320

    As an Italian i don't consider myself white, i consider myself pizza.

    • @wuriprimakusumastuti8691
      @wuriprimakusumastuti8691 4 місяці тому +9

      😂

    • @Ms.Divine2024
      @Ms.Divine2024 3 місяці тому +8

      🤣😂

    • @Fragenzeichenplatte
      @Fragenzeichenplatte 3 місяці тому

      Makes sense. Same IQ as pizza, apparently.

    • @randomcamus9445
      @randomcamus9445 3 місяці тому +1

      The cradle of civilization was Egypt and the Middle East but it fell into disgrace when Persia lost against the Islamic peoples everything was over . . .

    • @RainBow-uj3zk
      @RainBow-uj3zk 3 місяці тому +2

      An Italian pizza?😁

  • @breadlord2855
    @breadlord2855 Рік тому +632

    As an Italian I can safely confirm that I also don't do it in public anymore

    • @yjraptor
      @yjraptor Рік тому +3

      as an Italian, i can confirm we have no other race

    • @matijaslat2100
      @matijaslat2100 Рік тому

      😂

    • @milanstevic8424
      @milanstevic8424 Рік тому

      @@yjraptor racist!

    • @kookie_dow2690
      @kookie_dow2690 Рік тому +3

      As an Italian, I can say with confidence that we gesticulate with each other in private.

    • @yjraptor
      @yjraptor Рік тому

      @@kookie_dow2690 SHIT!!! bro don't say too much, you'll blow our cover

  • @LivingHuman_Nathaniel
    @LivingHuman_Nathaniel Рік тому +3134

    As a white boy myself, Mario and Luigi are two of us

    • @justaliljello5198
      @justaliljello5198 Рік тому +33

      You wish. They be hittin the clubs with us on the weekends.

    • @yeafu1924
      @yeafu1924 Рік тому +17

      Everyone knows they're from Brooklyn, you never watch mario world?

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise Рік тому +4

      Yall can have Yoshi

    • @victor9
      @victor9 Рік тому +8

      You guys should look up a shots clip with i think Mexican yoshi, Dominican mario and cuban luigi 😂😂😂 its puregold

    • @mimmiamer5922
      @mimmiamer5922 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @highguardianspicesk9169
    @highguardianspicesk9169 12 днів тому +2

    "Gesticulate means using your hands when you talk, it doesn't mean m*sturbate" had me dying

  • @cmwHisArtist
    @cmwHisArtist 5 місяців тому +2372

    As an Italian, I am white in the winter, and black in the summer. Every year, without fail.

    • @ivoryblue6631
      @ivoryblue6631 5 місяців тому +14

      😂😂

    • @jeffreyjohnson7359
      @jeffreyjohnson7359 5 місяців тому +47

      That's my Italian wife.

    • @melodi2036
      @melodi2036 5 місяців тому +52

      There's more to Blackness than complexion. Unless you mean your hair texture, features, and the way society treats you magically changes with the seasons too

    • @mihiduli4055
      @mihiduli4055 5 місяців тому +110

      ​@melodi2036 in Europe your perception don't work 😂

    • @brookecrocker2568
      @brookecrocker2568 5 місяців тому +10

      😂me too but I'm Sicilian!

  • @letiziacascone
    @letiziacascone 4 місяці тому +2009

    I’m Italian born, raised and living in Italy. Here’s what 100% of Italians think:
    Italian Americans are just AMERICAN.

    • @eolobrontolo9117
      @eolobrontolo9117 4 місяці тому +72

      Un commento di apprezzamento ed incoraggiamento ai pollici in su.

    • @alicebuttironi237
      @alicebuttironi237 4 місяці тому +73

      Andava detto

    • @enbybeanie666
      @enbybeanie666 4 місяці тому +16

      No shit

    • @letiziacascone
      @letiziacascone 4 місяці тому +226

      @@Harlonna that’s actually how it works they don’t even speak Italian nor have citizenship, just because you share some blood line to a specific place doesn’t mean u inherit the culture, traditions and way of life. Most of them are just a caricature of what the US thinks Italians are, they just behave how Italians are portrayed in Hollywood movies.

    • @akarinaene5136
      @akarinaene5136 3 місяці тому +91

      ​@@Harlonnaits about where you grew up. I grew up in poland, I am a pole. No matter if my relatives happen to be german, I grew up speaking polish in poland among polish culture. Same with americans.

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin Рік тому +14542

    Americans discovering they are the only people on earth who classify people as black and white over nationality be like:

    • @TetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTeto
      @TetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTeto Рік тому +386

      Lmao, true

    • @gamingwhilebroken2355
      @gamingwhilebroken2355 Рік тому +680

      Canadians kind of do it… though the Canadian government, when doing the census, always has a hard time collecting racial and ethnic data as Canadians often just put down Canadian when that’s not what the government is asking lol.

    • @doctorgrubious7725
      @doctorgrubious7725 Рік тому

      It’s what lead to Whoopi Goldberg’s idea that WW2 wasn’t about race because “Jews are white”,
      I had another person tell me “do you know how ridiculous it is to guess a persons racial nationality from their facial features?” In reference to discrimination of Jews and I just lost it because that is entirely what happened,
      Maybe I’m autistic cause I can easily discern Russian and German faces 💀

    • @elpito9326
      @elpito9326 Рік тому +1044

      ​@@gamingwhilebroken2355in many countries in Europe like France or Spain it's illegal to collect racial data in the official census

    • @skepticalmagos_101
      @skepticalmagos_101 Рік тому +724

      The rest of us clobber each other based on religion, culture and language. Because theres barely a color difference. 😂

  • @Confusionissexable.
    @Confusionissexable. 29 днів тому +1

    HEY, I'M ITALIAN! Don't dare to call me white! Just call me "Mario! Mamma mia!"

  • @HalooTheEpokGaemer
    @HalooTheEpokGaemer 9 місяців тому +2835

    “Are you African?”
    “No I’m Nigerian”

    • @flipflierefluiter5665
      @flipflierefluiter5665 9 місяців тому +141

      Only Americans would ask that question in the first place.

    • @johnnyk5385
      @johnnyk5385 9 місяців тому

      Put a Nigerian in a room with a Ghana man and you'll see no difference. Italian and a Polish....

    • @masternate2993
      @masternate2993 9 місяців тому +77

      ​@@flipflierefluiter5665 an American would never ask if your black they have eyes man

    • @masternate2993
      @masternate2993 9 місяців тому +5

      Had to through that ian at the end cause it would have gotten a strike if you didn't
      I learned the hard way

    • @HalooTheEpokGaemer
      @HalooTheEpokGaemer 9 місяців тому +10

      @Barree1 But i am indian and I still call myself asian because that is what I am

  • @carlitoxb110
    @carlitoxb110 Рік тому +619

    As a Colombian I can confirm I’m Mexican because I speak Spanish

    • @Pathfinding-earth
      @Pathfinding-earth Рік тому +15

      Well I´m from Panama and I´m Mexican too! coincidencia? no lo creo

    • @cammgo8862
      @cammgo8862 Рік тому +1

      same bro

    • @st.haborym
      @st.haborym Рік тому +4

      What about Spanish people? Do they count as mexicans too?

    • @DengueBurger
      @DengueBurger Рік тому +4

      @@st.haborymyes

    • @mightymouse473
      @mightymouse473 Рік тому +4

      no hablo espanol perfectamente, pero Colombia me encanta muchisima, besos de Serbia (nosomos no estan 'blanco' tampoco)

  • @mikemm925
    @mikemm925 5 місяців тому +1217

    Im from Ireland and most people in Europe dont really talk about race in black or white they just refer to what country they are from or region of countries

    • @Prizzy999
      @Prizzy999 5 місяців тому

      I'm italian and you're right, this is s*ite 100% made in the US.

    • @Goldenretriever-k8m
      @Goldenretriever-k8m 5 місяців тому +110

      Because the vast majority of people there are white and also people of color there aren’t considered actually native Irish (or whatever European country) even if they were born there people ask them where they are from, and unless they are white people don’t think of them as actually Irish

    • @EVERGLOW828
      @EVERGLOW828 5 місяців тому +63

      As an American if used to be like that growing up… but now it’s like people are trying to bring back racism.

    • @JoelAdams-j9x
      @JoelAdams-j9x 5 місяців тому

      Same with white folks in America( except for the "wokies"
      They're obsessed 🤷

    • @JoelAdams-j9x
      @JoelAdams-j9x 5 місяців тому +30

      ​Wrong
      Caucasians are a tiny subgroup of a subgroup of Europeans.
      I'm no Caucasian

  • @SonMohammedAl-Goku
    @SonMohammedAl-Goku 4 дні тому +2

    That Unorganized Doc is causing me agonizing pain.

  • @michaeltan7855
    @michaeltan7855 Рік тому +456

    "If you speak Spanish youre Mexican." F-ing ded

    • @dandandan18
      @dandandan18 Рік тому

      Bruh, I read this exactly when he said it 🤯

  • @Wwesto
    @Wwesto Рік тому +1782

    bro did one of the smoothest loops I've seen

    • @harryosborne8215
      @harryosborne8215 Рік тому +7

      You do understand how easily that’s done right?

    • @matthewsands3591
      @matthewsands3591 Рік тому +31

      ​@@harryosborne8215and yet pretty rare. First time ive seen a video loop round so smoothly and seemlessly.

    • @harryosborne8215
      @harryosborne8215 Рік тому +2

      @@matthewsands3591 I’ll ask again though. You know how it’s done right? I’ll assume you do and answer for anyone else reading.
      The “end” of what he filmed isn’t where the loop starts and ends. The loop is in the middle of a continuous scene, but he positioned the video to end in the middle. Basically like taking a VHS tape and cutting it in a random spot and then taping it back together

    • @matthewsands3591
      @matthewsands3591 Рік тому +13

      @@harryosborne8215 yeah, I noticed that. Still was well done and while easy enough to do, it's still pretty rare to see such a smooth loop.

    • @zacharyhampton9978
      @zacharyhampton9978 Рік тому +20

      @@harryosborne8215the definition of “tell me you think you’re really smart without telling me you think you’re really smart”

  • @au.outlaw70
    @au.outlaw70 5 місяців тому +993

    "Are you white?"
    No i'm more of a pinkish-red

    • @luisislas2162
      @luisislas2162 5 місяців тому +24

      I call that "shrimpy" lol

    • @blackswan934
      @blackswan934 5 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @kyleoconnell779
      @kyleoconnell779 5 місяців тому +6

      If your pinkishnrednthenbyour not Italian your white Italian. Real Italians are brown/bronze/light skinned

    • @enricacantori2984
      @enricacantori2984 5 місяців тому +3

      ​😂😂😂😂​@@kyleoconnell779

    • @starbombentertainment6225
      @starbombentertainment6225 5 місяців тому

      Italians are caucasian deal with it.​@@kyleoconnell779

  • @pastadaddy564
    @pastadaddy564 16 днів тому +1

    Me being both Italian and Nicaraguan lmaoooo

  • @three7446
    @three7446 Рік тому +1873

    As a middle eastern who gets mistaken for speaking Italian by people who must not know what Arabic sounds like, bi bopi de boopi

    • @uff069
      @uff069 Рік тому +129

      Do you live in the US? I could not explain how someone could mistake Arabic for Italian otherwise 😂

    • @gromswowguide7927
      @gromswowguide7927 Рік тому +1

      Arabic sounds like a weasel that's choking on something it shouldn't have in its mouth in the first place!

    • @a.f.schmied1571
      @a.f.schmied1571 Рік тому +134

      I'm italian and I was mistaken for an arab by an arab.

    • @drawingsticks5333
      @drawingsticks5333 Рік тому +12

      By look yeah, but once you started speaking Def not

    • @a.f.schmied1571
      @a.f.schmied1571 Рік тому +24

      @@drawingsticks5333 in my case he mistook something I said in italian for arabic.

  • @CarolFoto
    @CarolFoto Рік тому +4131

    As a Brazilian who speaks Portuguese, I can confirm 70% of Americans consider I'm Mexican.

    • @eduardogaona8510
      @eduardogaona8510 Рік тому +166

      😂 Know how that feels like, I'm that one Colombian dude living in Canada. Everyone who isn't my friend thinks I'm Mexican and everyone who are my friends give me memes in portuguese to translate.

    • @Zangiefputaotd2
      @Zangiefputaotd2 Рік тому +22

      Mesma coisa…

    • @Makiaveli01
      @Makiaveli01 Рік тому +32

      Que onda Paisa 🇲🇽 😂

    • @CarolFoto
      @CarolFoto Рік тому +38

      ​@@eduardogaona8510 Lol... I truly thought this kind of troubles would happen only to Brazilians once Brazil is the only country in latin america that speaks Portuguese.

    • @CarolFoto
      @CarolFoto Рік тому +3

      @@Makiaveli01 😂

  • @Kenshinkun
    @Kenshinkun 4 місяці тому +2812

    As an Italian, not American-Italian, but as an Italian, born in Italy and living in Italy: What the fuck are you saying, bro?

    • @brettflower8058
      @brettflower8058 4 місяці тому

      That you are still considered white

    • @atlegangmoeketsi8865
      @atlegangmoeketsi8865 4 місяці тому +25

      Why are your accents so different?

    • @Ele_clipse
      @Ele_clipse 4 місяці тому +1

      Cause they're different languages duh​@@atlegangmoeketsi8865

    • @maddog74
      @maddog74 4 місяці тому +277

      ​@@atlegangmoeketsi8865 cause italy is a things just since 1861, before we were never united, every region had a different language and customs, it was only after 1400-1500 that florence dialect started to became culturally "standard italian" because of the many important literature that came from florence writers (such as Dante Alighieri, who even invented new terms in his operas)

    • @mukhumor
      @mukhumor 4 місяці тому +419

      In Europe 'White' is not an issue. Thats an American thing. Look how the British beat up on the Irish for 1000 years. Protestants vs Catholic, East vs West... everyone vs the jews.

  • @KingGremlin602
    @KingGremlin602 2 дні тому +1

    Italian : white with extra steps 😂😂

  • @anitarecount5081
    @anitarecount5081 Рік тому +1073

    If I’m in Nigeria, I’m Igbo
    If I’m in Ghana, I’m Nigerian
    If I’m in the US, I’m Black
    And if I’m in Texas, IM A NI-

    • @AudreySatori
      @AudreySatori Рік тому +64

      lmfaoooo damn texas lets not get started on florida

    • @bradiboiwastaken3823
      @bradiboiwastaken3823 Рік тому +23

      @@AudreySatoriFRRR- I’m from the UK and when I talk to my friend from Florida, I fully understand this 😭

    • @_--Reaper--_
      @_--Reaper--_ Рік тому +3

      ​@@bradiboiwastaken3823whats wrong with Florida?

    • @TracyAllenVideos
      @TracyAllenVideos Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️😆💞

    • @Covers-and-Commentary
      @Covers-and-Commentary Рік тому +25

      @@_--Reaper--_ everything! lol

  • @Pmike404
    @Pmike404 Рік тому +852

    As a Sicilian I tell people I’m Sicilian and when they don’t understand I just tell them I’m Italian.

    • @albigensiac3206
      @albigensiac3206 Рік тому +35

      I tell people that I am Anishinaabe (which I am). After being amused for a few moments by the confusion on their faces, I say "Google is your friend". Then I turn and walk away, because I have no need for "friends" who divide humans into groups, then base their worth by what group they placed a person in.

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese Рік тому

      @@albigensiac3206 Wow, what a destructive and unhelpful way for you to just leave people confused who most likely would be happy to learn something new. Condescending to them after saying a word that's hard to spell/search up in the first place, and assuming they're racist/tribalist just because they don't already know the term? Way to be a dick for no reason

    • @deaththekid3998
      @deaththekid3998 Рік тому

      @@albigensiac3206I just googled, it’s cool

    • @rrc3
      @rrc3 Рік тому +8

      @@albigensiac3206 I don't need to Google this but are you Ojibwe, Chippewa, or a different sub-tribe? (Since we're making points about people being placed in groups.)

    • @albigensiac3206
      @albigensiac3206 Рік тому +11

      @@rrc3 I am a human being. As are you. All other categories are attempts to separate us, into groups of "greater" or "lesser" people.

  • @Xaim023
    @Xaim023 Рік тому +1097

    As an Italian, I formally declare you a friend of Italians and are now authorized to say the i word

    • @STElevation
      @STElevation Рік тому +47

      You can tell Italians are white because people don’t know what the Italian slurs start with anymore.

    • @archygrey9093
      @archygrey9093 Рік тому +15

      What about the W word?

    • @music79075
      @music79075 Рік тому +9

      ​@@STElevationbro there is an I word. You just don't say it. Dago and Wop aren't nearly as reviled as the I word

    • @uncletiggermclaren7592
      @uncletiggermclaren7592 Рік тому +3

      Capital I.

    • @Idrinkepoxyresin
      @Idrinkepoxyresin Рік тому +23

      il’vento d’oro?

  • @EM-IS-izzy
    @EM-IS-izzy Місяць тому +1

    As half an Italian American, we’re just American to Real Italians😂

  • @ezura4760
    @ezura4760 Рік тому +308

    As a Chinese who's learnt Spanish, I'm over the moon to know that I'm Mexican!

    • @FuneralProcession
      @FuneralProcession Рік тому +12

      Well, no one is Chinese by choice 😂

    • @leirumf5476
      @leirumf5476 Рік тому +16

      You can always drop by my Mexican household, in Argentina

    • @user-3aa6234fh
      @user-3aa6234fh Рік тому

      @@FuneralProcessionno one is anything by choice

    • @stillhere1425
      @stillhere1425 5 місяців тому

      Chexican. Or is that a Mexican in the Czech Republic?

  • @danielmeadows3712
    @danielmeadows3712 Рік тому +402

    My dad’s Irish, my Mums Italian so that makes me Australian.

    • @higherrealms5309
      @higherrealms5309 Рік тому +6

      😆😆

    • @IDontGotThis
      @IDontGotThis Рік тому +12

      My dad's Italian, my mom Austrian,
      This also makes me Australian (this is a joke)

    • @MRrambotime
      @MRrambotime Рік тому +4

      My dad's italian and my mums irish so that makes me Australian also

    • @gryphonp3te
      @gryphonp3te 11 місяців тому +1

      Other way around for me

  • @WeegeeMene64
    @WeegeeMene64 Рік тому +1390

    I love how nobody noticed the "I don't do it in public ANYMORE"

    • @YumuWilliams
      @YumuWilliams Рік тому +3

      😅I noticed

    • @thembalap2081
      @thembalap2081 Рік тому +1

      I was looking for this comment😂

    • @Mynameishassan0
      @Mynameishassan0 Рік тому +2

      When I thought he meant gesticulate I was fine when the joke kicked in I forgot

    • @benjaminworkman9648
      @benjaminworkman9648 11 місяців тому +1

      Someone did 3 months before your comment was made

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 11 місяців тому

      I was already waist deep in an internal contemplation of the word gesticulate, when he got to that line. It does sound like it should be a dirty word, for some reason, even though it is a benign word.

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 11 днів тому +1

    “Italians are the black people of white people” is going in my “say whenever the opportunity arises” folder of my brain.

  • @martaleszkiewicz5115
    @martaleszkiewicz5115 10 місяців тому +759

    Bro heard once that "gesticulating" means "using your hands" when you talk and just ran with it 😭😭😭

    • @Saul_Atreides
      @Saul_Atreides 10 місяців тому +33

      Idk if that's actually used but it's just a portmanteau of "gesture" and "articulate". Pretty smart if you ask me.

    • @Heihei246
      @Heihei246 9 місяців тому +12

      @@Saul_Atreidesit is used actually, apparently it means using dramatic gestures instead of speaking, or when you speak. Learn something new every day!

    • @Rork333
      @Rork333 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Saul_Atreidesnah its old it comes from latin

    • @Saul_Atreides
      @Saul_Atreides 9 місяців тому

      @@Rork333 Imma call BS, unless you can cite a source. I did just open a latin dictionary, and Latin does not seem use "gesture" the same way English does

    • @Rork333
      @Rork333 9 місяців тому +8

      @@Saul_Atreides 1) English and Latin aren't even structured the same
      2) you don't speak Latin
      3) I'm tired of people telling me I'm wrong cuz they're stupid
      4) your source. The word "gesticulating" comes from the Latin word gesticulatus, which is the past participle of gesticulari. Gesticulari means "to gesture, mimic" and comes from gesticulus, which means "a mimicking gesture". Gesticulus is a diminutive of gestus, which means "gesture". Gestus comes from gerere and gestum, which mean "to bear, carry, perform".

  • @southanime
    @southanime Рік тому +481

    "if he speaks spanish is a mexican" As an -argentinian- mexican I agree

    • @evelynfrederick
      @evelynfrederick Рік тому +4

      😂

    • @ngi638
      @ngi638 Рік тому +3

      😂

    • @teatree4347
      @teatree4347 Рік тому +3

      heyyy me too! it’s Independence Day today too

    • @elmare6904
      @elmare6904 Рік тому +6

      I am used to people not knowing about the existence of my country
      So

    • @iang.9904
      @iang.9904 Рік тому +7

      I was born in the US to a completely white family pero yo supongo que soy mexicano ahora. 🇲🇽🌮🌯🫔

  • @manager-nim2623
    @manager-nim2623 4 місяці тому +3208

    Americans need to stop categorizing people by paint colors

    • @aneleh6
      @aneleh6 4 місяці тому +125

      This, thank you! In what context would the categorization even be relevant? It’s just stupid and icky

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 4 місяці тому

      English and German people started this shit. The whole idea of a “white race”… even tho we all have genetic differences (Celtic v Anglo v Francs v Germanic v Norse v Slavic v Spanish)
      As an Irish immigrant it’s a little strange being considered white now because a big reason I ended up in North America… is being seen as non white lmfao.
      So now I’m supposed to be culturally seen the same as English people? Fuuuuuck that.

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 4 місяці тому +226

      @@aneleh6I agree it’s pretty racist. Caring so much about race is kinda bizarre. Making all pale people seem like they come from the same “race” is not only a lie but it’s just weird.

    • @aXand_
      @aXand_ 4 місяці тому +61

      ​@@krusher181 It's hard not to care about your skin color when you suffer prejudice because of it...

    • @hanamimimi114
      @hanamimimi114 4 місяці тому +65

      idk, it seems like a lot of the world really struggles with racism and yet they all hate when the topic is brought up. plus they constantly judge americans for bringing it up in an attempt to make things better. maybe they should talk about it more.

  • @zeldamage001
    @zeldamage001 3 дні тому +1

    "How would you know, I don't do it in public ANYMORE" bruuuhh, waaaat?! XD

  • @xXAzazel101Xx
    @xXAzazel101Xx 9 місяців тому +732

    " As far as I'm concerned, if you speak Spanish. you're Mexican" 💀

    • @vaquita7118
      @vaquita7118 9 місяців тому +20

      Can confirm.
      I am mexican and speak spanish.

    • @JonathanDiaz-yo5go
      @JonathanDiaz-yo5go 9 місяців тому

      I ain't a fucking Mexican bruh tf

    • @MosesX-Labs
      @MosesX-Labs 9 місяців тому +10

      I can also confirm.
      (I have Mexican heritage but can barely speak Spanish)

    • @Literally_Deez_Nuts
      @Literally_Deez_Nuts 9 місяців тому +5

      I am 1/4 Peruvian, so I'm basically completely Mexican.

    • @vaquita7118
      @vaquita7118 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Literally_Deez_Nuts not so fast boii. Show proof you can speak/write spanish. Only then will we know if you're truly a Mexican.

  • @cooper9643
    @cooper9643 Рік тому +289

    A swat team needs to hire this man as their sniper cuz he NEVER FUCKING MISSES.

  • @Itz_Rose101
    @Itz_Rose101 Рік тому +452

    As an Italian- I can agree we do love cars- and high quality stuff- and having loud conversations in public… this is pretty accurate ✨

    • @RichardmpayiTnway
      @RichardmpayiTnway Рік тому +5

      don't forget the racisme

    • @anynextdon4684
      @anynextdon4684 Рік тому +15

      @@RichardmpayiTnway italy's less racist than america or the uk lmao - i've lived in all three. That being said I am fluent in italian lmao

    • @ManuelRiccobono
      @ManuelRiccobono Рік тому +30

      ​@@RichardmpayiTnwayitalian are racist agains italians, not towards black people

    • @jorgedelarosa7463
      @jorgedelarosa7463 Рік тому

      ​@@ManuelRiccobonoitalians are racist against Argentinians, Black people, Middle eastern people, Spaniards, French, black french and italo-americans but they are not racist 😠

    • @PhilipAlexanderHassialis
      @PhilipAlexanderHassialis Рік тому +3

      @@ManuelRiccobono All, let's say "core ethnic group" that live together in a country end up being "racist" towards one another, city vs city, north vs south, sport rivalries, etc. Heck even within a city if it's big enough it happens.
      It's just that here in Mediterranean we have elevated this to an artform :)

  • @rosin4260
    @rosin4260 2 місяці тому +1

    The gesticulate joke and the delivery is clean af

  • @gioaogionny
    @gioaogionny Рік тому +433

    As an Italian, I confirm that I do not consider myself Spanish

    • @edstar83
      @edstar83 Рік тому +15

      As a Spaniard I forgive you for the Roman Conquest of Hispania.

    • @gioaogionny
      @gioaogionny Рік тому +14

      @@edstar83 We built your aqueducts, there is nothing to forgive!

    • @raidzeromatt
      @raidzeromatt Рік тому +7

      Closer to Spanish than any other nationality
      "No we don't have any Jamon de iberico! We have PROSCIUTTO" lol
      The only thing funnier than calling an Italian spanish is calling a Kazakh a Dagestani or vice versa 😂
      That or referring to people of African descent who aren't American African American hahaha

    • @alittlepuertoricanboy1993
      @alittlepuertoricanboy1993 Рік тому +6

      Uruguayans and Argentines entering the chat: 😬😬😬

    • @taniacarrera7406
      @taniacarrera7406 Рік тому +1

      ​@@raidzeromattnooo prosciutto noooo.

  • @N0meC0gn0me
    @N0meC0gn0me 4 місяці тому +740

    After 33 years in Italy I can confirm you I've never heard an Italian identifying as not white.

    • @wdvnge
      @wdvnge 3 місяці тому +143

      Its america thing like most of this ridiculous shit we see nowadays

    • @YmustTh3w0rldG0r0und
      @YmustTh3w0rldG0r0und 3 місяці тому +23

      Until it's convenient for them

    • @randomcamus9445
      @randomcamus9445 3 місяці тому +8

      The cradle of civilization was Egypt and the Middle East but it fell into disgrace when Persia lost against the Islamic peoples everything was over. . .

    • @randomcamus9445
      @randomcamus9445 3 місяці тому +13

      Leonardo Davinci, his mother was from the Middle East and his father was Italian, and he was the greatest genius of antiquity.

    • @AshleyLynch3
      @AshleyLynch3 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@randomcamus9445"the Islamic peoples", we have a history teacher who can't even speak English, never mind getting facts right? Also why were Romans in a war with persia before Islam, then? Was it because everything was fine and dandy before the Islamic nation attacked? 😂😂

  • @dianacano780
    @dianacano780 Рік тому +1154

    My favorite: “oh, you’re Spanish, so you speak Mexican!” 😂

    • @renanfelipedossantos5913
      @renanfelipedossantos5913 Рік тому

      What's with the Spanish speaking Mexican? Can't they come up with a language of their own?

    • @Comments_From_All_Channels
      @Comments_From_All_Channels Рік тому +4

      Some Mexicans have Spanish roots

    • @nada476
      @nada476 Рік тому +39

      @@Comments_From_All_Channels Most of Latin America has Spanish roots. Which is curious because they also have a lot of hatred towards Spain.

    • @Comments_From_All_Channels
      @Comments_From_All_Channels Рік тому +5

      @@nada476 Maybe Native/Latinas don't like Hispanics

    • @nada476
      @nada476 Рік тому +19

      @@Comments_From_All_Channels Well, by definition Latina and Hispanic are practically the same. A Latino is a speaker of a language whose origin is Latin, a Hispanic is a speaker of a Hispanic language.
      Spanish comes from Latin.
      So a Latino who doesn't like a Hispanic is a Latino who doesn't like himself.
      With the exceptions of non-Spanish-speaking Latin countries.

  • @macvena
    @macvena 15 днів тому +3

    Italians weren't always considered white by...whites.

  • @funkymonke_thegorilla
    @funkymonke_thegorilla Рік тому +2091

    “I don’t do it in public anymore”
    “Gesticulate means gesturing with your hands”
    Directed by Robert B Weide

    • @a_angry_bunny
      @a_angry_bunny Рік тому +8

      Yeah, we don't gesture with our hands in public.

    • @jimiboi87
      @jimiboi87 Рік тому +6

      @@a_angry_bunny whattaya tawkin about? 🤌

    • @juztplayinminecraft385
      @juztplayinminecraft385 Рік тому +8

      ”anymore”

    • @wheredhego47
      @wheredhego47 Рік тому

      ​@@juztplayinminecraft385keyword right here. FBI, feel free to check this one's public records, I think you'll find some sticky shit.

  • @miked8545
    @miked8545 5 місяців тому +999

    I’m Italian and from a Mexican neighborhood in LA. One of the times I was getting jumped for walking while white, some mutual friends broke it up and told them “ he’s Italian. He’s a grey area.” I have identified as a grey area ever since.

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 5 місяців тому +65

      As a qualified, professional and long time experienced racist, I can confirm they are grey areas. Southern Italians tend to have darker complexions, darker hair and eyes. Northern Italians can very often be blonde, fair skinned and blue eyed etc etc. Sicilians from the south have been mixed by invading groups like the moors or just generally mixed with other peoples like Greeks who tend to be darker skinned and their ethnic history is complex to break down in and of itself. So basically if you’re southern Italian or parents of southern heritage you’re likely genetically mixed and darker. If you’re northern Italian through and through much more likely to have Western European DNA and therefore fairer skinned and much more ‘white looking’. So grey area indeed.

    • @miked8545
      @miked8545 5 місяців тому +44

      @@Aaron19987 100% . I’m a dago mutt with family from Florence, Napoli, Sicily and Sardinia. My family has people that look basically German, middle eastern, and everything in between.

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 5 місяців тому +12

      ⁠@@miked8545interesting place with complex history and it shows in the Italian peoples. Beautiful country. Never been to Italy im going to Rome in a few weeks. See some Roman aqueducts and the generic tourist spots. Would love to go to Bologna as they share the same flag as us Anglos.

    • @justforfunsies5000
      @justforfunsies5000 5 місяців тому +15

      @@Aaron19987Sicilians are actually descended from Greeks, and Greeks come in all shades. I don’t know why Greeks are stereotyped as being darker with dark hair and brown eyes. Historical documentation disproved that a long time ago.
      Northern Italians are descended from the Germanic tribes who pushed the Romans back to Rome, so of course many are gonna have stereotypically Germanic features; especially the closer you get to the Alps.

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 5 місяців тому +20

      @@justforfunsies5000 I literally said all of that

  • @cassah26
    @cassah26 Рік тому +402

    I’m italian and I love it when people take jabs at us. More people need to get a better sense of humor 🤌🏿

    • @gromswowguide7927
      @gromswowguide7927 Рік тому +1

      If only people knew how much shit and how vulgar italians talk about EVERYONE else, they would probably be less hesitant to joke around with italians too, sincerely a half blood.

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 Рік тому +49

      Perfect emoji

    • @David-ue7vv
      @David-ue7vv Рік тому

      YOU ARE WHITE THOUGH 🤡

    • @bisonbeard2121
      @bisonbeard2121 Рік тому +10

      ​@@timmiller1they know

    • @ohreally6232
      @ohreally6232 Рік тому +16

      I see what you did there 🤨

  • @Mike-cv7do
    @Mike-cv7do 3 дні тому +1

    As a spaniard, the spanish speaking joke made me laugh too hard

  • @haunted14
    @haunted14 5 місяців тому +742

    As an Italian AND Puerto Rican…you’re right. I’m not white but I am Mexican.

    • @SobeaRey
      @SobeaRey 5 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Maybe.Its_You
      @Maybe.Its_You 5 місяців тому +13

      So you’re white and Mexican?

    • @johnnyflores5954
      @johnnyflores5954 5 місяців тому +15

      Their are Mexicans of European descent, like 39 million, according to are last census. Most are of Iberian descent, Spanish.

    • @worthwhilediscussion
      @worthwhilediscussion 5 місяців тому +2

      lol

    • @worthwhilediscussion
      @worthwhilediscussion 5 місяців тому

      ​@@johnnyflores5954Indeed
      ...

  • @Mavantheboys
    @Mavantheboys 7 місяців тому +992

    Bro is allergic to being canceled

    • @buggerkingmalmo8949
      @buggerkingmalmo8949 4 місяці тому +1

      everyone from USA share this very similar allergy. its their own Pandemic and no cure to be found so far...

    • @Angel-he2yj
      @Angel-he2yj 3 місяці тому +1

      Because he lives in his autistic Caucasian "wishful thinking" world where race, history, geography and common sense are just ignored

  • @j.a.ogrady7783
    @j.a.ogrady7783 9 місяців тому +1314

    "Are you white?"
    "No, I'm ginger"

    • @neewk
      @neewk 5 місяців тому +55

      "Soulless, then"

    • @PiperEricksonTheEverQueen
      @PiperEricksonTheEverQueen 5 місяців тому +17

      @@neewk Yeeee... were not even true homo sapiens, we are slightly mutated homo sapiens, give us time and we will ascend into a new sub species!

    • @MrSexysPizza1
      @MrSexysPizza1 5 місяців тому +16

      So neon white

    • @chocolatechimichanga
      @chocolatechimichanga 5 місяців тому +16

      ​@@PiperEricksonTheEverQueenas far as the rest of us are concerned, gingers have already descended* into a new subspecies.

    • @thatonespooder1513
      @thatonespooder1513 5 місяців тому +4

      I mean, we are discriminated against, not racially though. We are white and obviously black people get it a lot worse

  • @tejas.a06
    @tejas.a06 3 місяці тому +1

    ‘They like high quality stuff’
    You sneaky boy 😭😭

  • @CarthagoMike
    @CarthagoMike Рік тому +512

    "Are you white"
    "no I'm Italian"
    sums up the italian mindset pretty much

    • @enochsadventures
      @enochsadventures Рік тому +6

      Why say gold is shit when it is clearly not?

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Рік тому +18

      We kinda don't see Italians as white in Eastern Europe too. "What do you expect from them, Italians, they're all gypsies". Was genuinely surprised that Roma come from India and not the shoe.

    • @Alexander-cg1ey
      @Alexander-cg1ey Рік тому

      ​@@KasumiRINAItalians only became "white" in the 20th century as a way to exclude dark Europeans. Same with Germans.

    • @potato_duud6166
      @potato_duud6166 Рік тому +35

      @@KasumiRINA we do concider them as white but its just that europeans are all white so we have to have some group to hate

    • @sergeysergeev9117
      @sergeysergeev9117 Рік тому +71

      ​@KasumiR bro, I'm from Russia and have never heard anyone thinking that Italians aren't white. They are white just like us, but we don't think in terms of colors, mostly nationalities. I'm Russian, she's Italian, both of us are Europeans

  • @st.haborym
    @st.haborym Рік тому +3054

    I like how speaking spanish makes you mexican and not, you know, SPANISH.

    • @CleverAccountName303
      @CleverAccountName303 Рік тому

      There are more Mexicans than Spaniards in the world

    • @krave983
      @krave983 Рік тому +194

      Yes, that's the joke.

    • @wcillop
      @wcillop Рік тому +40

      ​@@krave983no the joke is that it doesnt make you hispanic. If the joke was spanish it would be as wrong as mexican

    • @lasagnasux4934
      @lasagnasux4934 Рік тому

      Well, if the Spanish stole Spanish from the Mexicans in Nicaragua, and Italian is just Spanish for old people, then it makes sense that all old people are Mexicans.

    • @KronosTheRevenant
      @KronosTheRevenant Рік тому +60

      They speak EUROPEAN in Spain /s

  • @gravityclarity
    @gravityclarity 9 місяців тому +1245

    I met an Italian guy who I called white and he told me he wasn't white, he was Italian.

    • @mr.archivity
      @mr.archivity 8 місяців тому +78

      Well, should you call a typical Sicilian black he would tell you he isn’t black but Italian all the same (Sicilians have a lot of people with darker skin tone ancestry)

    • @CityCityJuve
      @CityCityJuve 8 місяців тому +10

      @@mr.archivity and calabrese

    • @mr.archivity
      @mr.archivity 7 місяців тому +4

      @@CityCityJuve vabbè era un esempio…

    • @Dashuyan88
      @Dashuyan88 7 місяців тому +9

      I don't know who is that person in your profile picture but I've never seen a better looking black girl in my life than this one here and I'm even a racist

    • @gravityclarity
      @gravityclarity 7 місяців тому +18

      @@Dashuyan88 I don't know what you're talking about. Are you saying you are racist? My picture is me.

  • @ryanbale2416
    @ryanbale2416 17 днів тому +2

    To Americans, white means European except for the Mediterranean countries (Portugal, Spain, Italy, Greece etc)

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 Рік тому +742

    Bro that loop transition us GENIUS. Not only is it seamless, but it also totally recontextualizes how it came to his attention 😂😂

    • @builderdog3875
      @builderdog3875 Рік тому +1

      Brip said recontextualizes like anyone knows what that means

    • @Jaready247
      @Jaready247 Рік тому +12

      @@builderdog3875Bro said Brip like anyone understands what that means?

    • @cannadaddoit7460
      @cannadaddoit7460 Рік тому

      @@builderdog3875 yea sorry were not all N.
      This is a white people video, cuh

    • @builderdog3875
      @builderdog3875 Рік тому

      ​@@cannadaddoit7460 You could've said black but you chose N to simulate the N word, which despite being on an alt, you are too scared to call a random stranger
      And i'm white as well so what's your point
      If you use the word recontextualizes even on a weekly basis you're simply strange,

    • @builderdog3875
      @builderdog3875 Рік тому

      @@Jaready247 I just dislike the term bro, and blud sounds weird from a caucasian, I typically just say dude but that just sounds annoying, so I tried to construct and alternative term, inspired by Jamell Demon's, a.k.a. YNWMelly's quote involving the phrase Brib which he constructed to replace the C in the term Crib(house,) with a B due to him being affiliated with the gang in which refers to themselves as bloods, this term was brought to my attention during his murder trial, and I thought someone may catch on to the reconstructed figure of speech
      Tl;dr Don't like the term Bro, other options are not much better, Made a new word to replace the phrase

  • @CASTLEOFGAMERYT
    @CASTLEOFGAMERYT Рік тому +1030

    As an italian i can confirm that i identify as Italian

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes Рік тому +3

      Are you white or the black people of Europe?

    • @rey6708
      @rey6708 Рік тому +84

      @@Azulakayes italians are the italians of europe.

    • @cashbabies2914
      @cashbabies2914 Рік тому +7

      @@rey6708Italians are European with a diff name. That’s like saying a Chinese person isn’t asian

    • @rey6708
      @rey6708 Рік тому +13

      @@cashbabies2914 wtf u talkin about. italians are literaly italians so ofc they are the italians of europe. i never said they arent europeans or what ever you implie.

    • @cashbabies2914
      @cashbabies2914 Рік тому

      @@rey6708 Italians are Europeans with a diff name & culture. So your all wt people simple

  • @Saulgoodman9776
    @Saulgoodman9776 9 місяців тому +704

    "Are you white?"
    "No, im #F5F5DC" 💀

    • @LottieLaRats
      @LottieLaRats 8 місяців тому +16

      That's the color I use to highlight light skin when I draw 🤣🤣🤣

    • @2WhiteAndNerdy
      @2WhiteAndNerdy 7 місяців тому +1

      Ha! I'm gonna have to use that one. 😂

    • @gianluca.pastorelli
      @gianluca.pastorelli 6 місяців тому +8

      Defining skin colour solely by a hex triplet is not very inclusive. You should provide values in the RGB and CIE colour spaces as well

    • @mariatorres8645
      @mariatorres8645 6 місяців тому

      No no and no Spanish speaking come from Spain

    • @Jared302
      @Jared302 6 місяців тому

      ⁠​⁠@@gianluca.pastorelliHEX(#F5F5DC) RGB(245, 245, 220) HSV(60°, 10%, 96%) there I fixed the diversity

  • @oryantge
    @oryantge 17 днів тому +2

    This is why history is important kids. Both Irish and Italian Americans may not consider themselves white because they were told they were less than white when they immigrated. "Irish need not apply" etc, etc.

  • @alexlefay
    @alexlefay Рік тому +3190

    I thought we all agreed that the American term "white" means nothing outside America.

    • @renanfelipedossantos5913
      @renanfelipedossantos5913 Рік тому +299

      Yeah, it's like, so what? A Jew can be white, a Brazilian can be white, a South African can be white. It doesn't tell you much, really.

    • @ADarnSmore
      @ADarnSmore Рік тому +146

      @@renanfelipedossantos5913 it tells you that they're white

    • @dannycastellanos232
      @dannycastellanos232 Рік тому

      It really means nothing inside of America either. White people calling their selfs white, same goes for black people calling their selfs black, etc. People that do this allow for their cultural heritage to be erased.

    • @Musikmaker658
      @Musikmaker658 Рік тому +281

      USA is the only country where colors mean so much. You can see it everywhere they just can’t live without a red camp or blue camp to follow.

    • @tdizzle9402
      @tdizzle9402 Рік тому

      @@ADarnSmore yeah, but what is the definition of white, out with the American context, lug nut?

  • @ConfusedRifleman
    @ConfusedRifleman 5 місяців тому +543

    "I don't do it in public anymore" 💀💀💀

    • @UnashamedlyHentai
      @UnashamedlyHentai 5 місяців тому

      Want to like, but 69 likes...

    • @Caiyrog
      @Caiyrog 5 місяців тому +8

      Anymore. Bro is wild

  • @JessieWinitaCook
    @JessieWinitaCook 10 місяців тому +773

    Europeans in general identify more with their nationality than race, or wider ethnicity. A Czech person isn't "white", or even "celtic", "germanic" or "slavic". He's just Czech.

    • @norielgames4765
      @norielgames4765 10 місяців тому +258

      Cause nationality tells you what language(s) they speak, what type of government they've been under, what's their history, what historical figures they're used to, what music they're used to hearing, what food they're used to seeing, what temperatures and climates they're used to, what films and books they're likely to know...
      Skin color tells you none of that. It's an entirely useless idea.

    • @waldoman7
      @waldoman7 10 місяців тому +67

      It has nothing to do with identity though. Nobody identifies by race except American black people more or less but you still have one.

    • @gggggg-hs2tk
      @gggggg-hs2tk 10 місяців тому +7

      Yeah, it's just way easier

    • @Caio22011
      @Caio22011 9 місяців тому +13

      Only when they're in the US

    • @dragon_nammi
      @dragon_nammi 9 місяців тому +21

      Europe is wild
      "Why are the white people fighting each other" is one I've heard.

  • @BobLastNameBob
    @BobLastNameBob 3 дні тому +1

    This is wild 💀

  • @fruzsimih7214
    @fruzsimih7214 Рік тому +1097

    This is such an American problem. It goes over the heads of most people in the world.

    • @nightingaleforrest
      @nightingaleforrest Рік тому +47

      Europe has other views. There is indeed a categorisation of (at the very bottom) southern Europeans and Eastern Europeans (obviously including Italians) as being less white than northern and Western Europeans.
      So in some spaces (usually primarily white spaces) you will see discriminatory behaviours against these groups which will look like racism.

    • @Laura-gd4ku
      @Laura-gd4ku Рік тому +9

      @@nightingaleforrest Dont tell that to Meloni

    • @nickmtp8824
      @nickmtp8824 Рік тому +58

      ​@@nightingaleforrestI am European and this is totally bullshit

    • @girvix
      @girvix Рік тому +39

      ​@@nightingaleforrestas a french, this is bullshit

    • @linkking46
      @linkking46 Рік тому +26

      ​@@nightingaleforrestthis was written by a gringo I bet

  • @baz9910
    @baz9910 Рік тому +222

    This video is 10/10 the random cut ins are the best

  • @alanruiz1512
    @alanruiz1512 Рік тому +399

    As a mexican that speaks spanish, I can confirm that I am a mexican. 👍🏽🇲🇽

    • @tiggerdcat
      @tiggerdcat Рік тому +1

      I'm sorry for my ignorance, but is Spanish not the language Mexicans speak or is there a colloquial difference? Again, I apologize for my stupidity.

    • @Mary-wo5pv
      @Mary-wo5pv Рік тому +12

      ​@@tiggerdcatMexicans speak Spanish, but obviously there's a big difference from the Spanish spoken in Spain. It's like English you know? North America doesn't speak the same English that England does, but it's still English

    • @alanruiz1512
      @alanruiz1512 Рік тому +5

      @@Mary-wo5pv That’s a great explanation

    • @tiggerdcat
      @tiggerdcat Рік тому +2

      @@Mary-wo5pv ok, so it's like a dialect thing. Gotcha. I've been to Mexico and I've been all around Europe, but my trip was cut short before I could experience Spain, so I didn't get to hear or feel the difference.

    • @tiggerdcat
      @tiggerdcat Рік тому +1

      @@Mary-wo5pv Thank you, by the way. Sorry, my manners are still vacuuming, I'm on a break.

  • @RanyaKato
    @RanyaKato День тому

    Man that loop was flawless.