It’s actually written into every Employee Handbook that you MUST be faded at all times while working at a late night fast food joint. You’d be in violation otherwise.
@@cassiolins1203 i still cant believe cat food got 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 out of 5 score, i think mr sausage needs to do a revisit to that sausage to confirm it
I remember when these came out when I was about 10. My excitement at 26 with its return was unbridled. Rode my bike immediately to a taco bell and grabbed it.
While the absurd sausages that try to break the grinder can be fun, I’m glad to see you return to making a sausage actually intended for human consumption.
I wanna see you collab with Adventures in Aradia, he does a "Roll for Sandwich" series. He rolls DnD dice for each item going into the sandwich including the bread. I can only imagine the chaos a "roll for sausage" would bring us.
Imagine a Ordinary Sausage Movie with Mark Rufflo and it's about him making the Worst Sausage in the world by sneaking into Area 5Sausage to use the forbidden Uranium Sausage meat
This may have been mentioned before, but I just came up with this in my own, for some reason this episode inspired an idea for an Ordinary Sausage Drinking Game: Someone has to guess an idea for a sausage and if Mr sausage has Not made a sausage out of it, they drink. If he has then they can guess the rating, if they get that right they can make someone else drink
from the moment you showed the extra shells i expected you to save one to put the sausage in at the end as an alternative to the customary hot dog bun. the fact i was wrong has mildly perturbed me this day. i will not recover😔
With every new episode i question my quest to request dehydrated water sausage. People have perhaps already forgotten pilk sausage where you said dehydration was the way forward for liquid sausage. Yet i will continue this quest, as i watched sock sausage with my own two eyes.
Considering that Senor Sausage knows how much his fanbase likes to say "3 ,2 1, let's sausage" along with him, that repeated "3" was a shot right to the heart.
I blame taco bell accidentally giving you a double shell for this low score. The volcano menu is taco bells gift to humanity. One of the great wonders of our generation. A blessing from the gods themselves. The fact that it has been removed after such a short time only brings me pain.
3 mark ruffalos is absolutely outrageous. Also 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 today completely broke my mind. Keep up the great work completely unhinged sausage man. Im also very slightly sad you didnt save that 3 repeat for next year on the anniversary of number 3 passing away, but what do i know.
Mr. Sausage my over the internet friend, While I am in deep fear for your southern sphincter at the viewing of this video, I must say that my curiosity is still getting the best of me. I am wondering if you're insane enough to make the sausage that will make your local plummer that you'll be paying him his annual in just his one visit to your home due to the damage I am assuming this sausage will cause to your septic tank and pipelines. Will you make it? Will you make a dried plum or plum juice sausage seasoned with milk of magnesia powder? Well while you're at it for an extra kick of fake citrus flavor, why not just boil it first in Magnesium Citrate! I doubt you'll do it, but it is worth the shot. Sincerely, Babish's Biggest Fan
Repeating 3 over and over again is the kind of groundbreaking innovation I expect from this show
There’s more where that came from
@@OrdinarySausage 3 more?
@@OrdinarySausagenow’s my chance uh divorce papers no brothers sausage no uh DOG FOOD SAUSAGE
@@OrdinarySausage you were threeshadowing us along
I honestly thought I was having a stroke for a second.
can we take a moment to appreciate how accurate he has become when chopping off a sausage to perfectly fit the bun
years of practice
@@CashMoneyMertaonly 3 years of practice
Petition for a Mark Boxalo Sausage. It's well past its lifespan and this would be a mercy for that poor box.
At first I thought you meant real Mark Ruffalo.
i didn't think he'd eat something like that but the man ate smoked playdoh a few days ago so might as well
It'd basically be a cardboard & mold sausage.
He said he’s never changing the box during the Pringles stream
He'd become patient zero for the Flood.
The level of betrayal I felt when Mr Sausage said "3" four times? Indescribable
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Wasn't expecting 4 standard 3s. I thought he was gonna say "3 3 3 three Threethreeeee"
as an ex employee of two taco bells i can guarantee the person that made your food was under the influence of something
Is that why it was two Taco Bells for you? 😅
For stoners, by stoners.
It’s actually written into every Employee Handbook that you MUST be faded at all times while working at a late night fast food joint. You’d be in violation otherwise.
@@braxinIVThat's every customer service job... try dealing with the public and being sober 8 hours a day...
@@bakenator7420 you’re obviously in violation of Code 420 Subsection 710, then. Go get faded.
I always knew I could feed my cat Taco Bell and they wouldn't know the difference.
Except the cat food sausage got a 3/5, so by giving him Taco Bell you're giving him inherently worse food.
@@cassiolins1203 i still cant believe cat food got 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 out of 5 score, i think mr sausage needs to do a revisit to that sausage to confirm it
Why would you do this to kitty!? Arrest this person!!!
@@rusduderus tbf cat food is essentially liver patte.
@@cassiolins1203but he’s not sausaging it before he gives it to his cat
Discovered this channel recently, didn't know I needed this much sausage in my life
I'm truly jealous that you get to experience all of this for the first time...
Research the forbidden Balut Sausage
It’s my favorite channel ❤️
dont do it! mega gross i bailed out@@PolishBigfootCircle11
Ohhhhh mmmmyyyyyy!
Why is it that every time these videos start playing, i feel the need to sit on my porcelain throne?
Im subscribing so i dont stay stopped up.
The volcano menu used to have 3 items. They didn’t bring back the volcano nachos, much to my chagrin.
Cowards
Wait hold on, I only got the tacos back in the day, are you telling me there was volcano nachos??????
*Watches him create the Burrito Taco then shove it in the grinder* - H-how could you create something so beautiful and then just callously DESTROY it?
You can't make a sausage without grinding a few eggs - senator armstrong probably
As someone who was here for Chicken and Waffles Sausage, Loco Moco Sausage and worst of all Beef Wellington Sausage, you get used to it.
Mr. Sausage is a fickle god
Ideas Never Die 😤
It’s nice to see a sausage that’s actually edible every once and a while
I feel like Taco Bell is becoming self aware- when I hear volcano and Taco Bell in the same sentence all I can think of is toilet humor.
when you ring the taco bell, get ready for the taco smell, 'cause you're about to go to taco hell
Just keep asking them for an extra taco shell with your burritos until it becomes a menu item. If enough people do it they can't resist.
Didn't it take like a decade of saying "bring back the volcano menu" literally everywhere taco bell was ever mentioned to get this far
Glad to see the inedible sausage trend is still going
what ?
You roasted Taco Bell harder than the sausage roasted mr sausages intestines.
@l.psimer6124 idk i heard taco bell got way better recently
@@l.psimer6124bad comment
indedible
That heavy slap of the sausage hitting the hot plate, with no slippage at all.
A hefty sausage indeed.
I remember when these came out when I was about 10. My excitement at 26 with its return was unbridled. Rode my bike immediately to a taco bell and grabbed it.
We need a celebrity episode with Mark Ruffalo blowing the tube at a picture of himself.
That box has to be considered biohazard at this point. On that notion, anyone taking bets on when it's going to start giving him superpowers?
I died at the "In, three, three, three, three" part XD
It was so unexpected
*ordinary_sausage.exe* *has* *stopped* *working*
While the absurd sausages that try to break the grinder can be fun, I’m glad to see you return to making a sausage actually intended for human consumption.
So what I take from this is that cat food is better than the taco bell volcano menu
Not everything can be sausage
I wanna see you collab with Adventures in Aradia, he does a "Roll for Sandwich" series. He rolls DnD dice for each item going into the sandwich including the bread. I can only imagine the chaos a "roll for sausage" would bring us.
Only if every option is "gasoline sausage."
@@calvinjluther I respect your dedication to the gasoline sausage o7
That’s an awesome idea
Imagine a Ordinary Sausage Movie with Mark Rufflo and it's about him making the Worst Sausage in the world by sneaking into Area 5Sausage to use the forbidden Uranium Sausage meat
"The grindy hole is my second favorite hole"
His favorite is the sausage hole.
after a grueling day of subhuman mayhem and madness working with the largely fishfaced public,these videos are therapeutic thanks mister sausage
This may have been mentioned before, but I just came up with this in my own, for some reason this episode inspired an idea for an Ordinary Sausage Drinking Game:
Someone has to guess an idea for a sausage and if Mr sausage has Not made a sausage out of it, they drink. If he has then they can guess the rating, if they get that right they can make someone else drink
0:48 don’t mind me replaying this goose sound effect
Now hear me out, pool noodle sausage
Hell yeah
Now, is this an actual pool noodle or just noodles cooked in a pool, and made into a sausage?
@@frogington3892 an actual pool noodle
@@frogington3892hot tub sausage when
@@Joe-ez8jdmmmmm yummy plastic
These videos are perfect for my 15 minute work breaks, love yah mr sauceage
As someone working at a grocery store that self check out bit hit home
My favorite quote of all time "it's a taco taco"- Ordinary Sausage 🌭
“This is the second greatest day of my life.”
I bet the greatest day of his life was getting that meat grinder
NO!
“The grinding hole is my 2nd favorite hole” 1:25.
The grinder is a bit happier when you put edible things into it!
from the moment you showed the extra shells i expected you to save one to put the sausage in at the end as an alternative to the customary hot dog bun. the fact i was wrong has mildly perturbed me this day. i will not recover😔
Giving that 3 Ruffalos is absolute madness. I scoff at thee!
2:50
As someone who spent 5 years as a self checkout attendant, I felt that comment on a spiritual level.
I finally made it on the box art! Fantastic
the countdowns always end up catching me off guard
can we get a hello fresh sausage where you just make everything they send you for 1 meal into a sausage?
Taco bell volcano menu: not as good as cat food. You heard it here first
YAAY EDIBLE SAUSAGE, as a long time fan (pre lobster) Im not sure how I feel about entirely inedible sausages.
Hooray. Something someone can eat without throwing up their own intestines. And it doesn't cost a bajillion smackaroons or require ELEVEN STEPS.
With every new episode i question my quest to request dehydrated water sausage. People have perhaps already forgotten pilk sausage where you said dehydration was the way forward for liquid sausage. Yet i will continue this quest, as i watched sock sausage with my own two eyes.
I gotta say, I was not expecting the FOURTH three.
I needed those threes at the end. I didn't feel like I got enough earlier. Thank you Mr. Sausage.
The Mega XL Burrito-Taco is how Taco Bell wins the Franchise War of 2025.
best channel on youtube hands down
My brother will go insane for this video. He LOVES the volcano menu.
my buddy tom at work would soil himself over this
0:53 moments like this is why I cant stop watching these, never change sir lmfao
Considering the reputation of taco bell's food I'm worried for his house's poor plumbing
Normally that's just a meme for weaklings but this much pre-digested volcano slop at once can't be good for someone's insides.
I have never understood or experienced gastrointestinal distress from taco bell.
Finally, a normal-ish sausage.
At last a sausage that is technically edible. It's been a while.
scored below cat food sausage
The scream at 0:48 is LEGENDARY
I think the gut feeling he has about the sausage being 5/5 is more like his stomach bracing itself for what is being prepared to enter
You mean TacoRito? It's genius
The more I watch this guy the more I enjoy his content
We're getting closer to seeing the feature with Mr. Sausage's toilet
I watch your videos on two different accounts in hopes it does you some good
The double shell really feels like a "drunk behind the counter" change
The real volcano doesn't appear until you've already eaten your meal. You might have to wait for a while though
not long in "kevins" case---i call mister sauasage kevin sometimes
With the Play-Doh and Socksage episodes recently, there's something that feels wrong about seeing the grinder used for actual food.
Honestly? I’m relieved about this one. Thought we’d have FULLY lost you.
It's weird seeing him put real food in the new grinder
The edit on the countdown to say "3, 3, 3, 3" was epic foreshadowing that the "Will it Blow?" would get 3 Mark Ruffalos.
1 whole box of Hello Fresh sausage (optional: box included)!!!
I think the only think that would be more hot is the fact that sausage plush still alive and kicking and deserves to be put into the grinder honestly.
Considering that Senor Sausage knows how much his fanbase likes to say "3 ,2 1, let's sausage" along with him, that repeated "3" was a shot right to the heart.
“Hire me I’ll work for tacos”
That’s what I put on my resume…hasn’t failed me yet
For the 1 million sub special you should make the guy fieri flavortown kitchen sausage.
always a great day when mr sausage posts
He finally went to Taco Bell. Entire Taco Bell Menu Sausage might be real.
pretty sure one of the first sausages on this channel was taco bell
Finnally back from the inedible sausage arc thank God
When he said three, I felt that.
The Grindy hole is my second favorite hole has me dying😂😂😂😂😂
honestly, ever since ordinary sausage mouved out, we've been miswing out on the oil in the pan gag.
You did what Gabe couldn't. Bravo.
Im glad to be going back to sausages that are edible now.
I blame taco bell accidentally giving you a double shell for this low score. The volcano menu is taco bells gift to humanity. One of the great wonders of our generation. A blessing from the gods themselves. The fact that it has been removed after such a short time only brings me pain.
Someone’s definitely drunk behind the counter 😂
what a coinky dink im woozy NOW
and/or high behind the counter
2 hrs later after eating this sausage
OS: "I'm gonna have to give that will it blow:
*5 MARK RUFFALOS!* "
I remember when the volcano taco first came out I absolutely loved it and I hope i can get one again
As someone who works at Taco Bell I approve
A lot of second favorites coming out of this video
Watching the grinder grinding the meat while sitting on the toilet taking a poop is really something else
Finally, a classic sausage.
the 4th three blew my mind
3 mark ruffalos is absolutely outrageous. Also 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 today completely broke my mind. Keep up the great work completely unhinged sausage man. Im also very slightly sad you didnt save that 3 repeat for next year on the anniversary of number 3 passing away, but what do i know.
I've had the same thoughts about the same ingredients just arranged differently about Taco Bell and other mexican places.
as an employee who runs a self checkout, i appreciate your words Mr.Sausage.
Mr. Sausage my over the internet friend,
While I am in deep fear for your southern sphincter at the viewing of this video, I must say that my curiosity is still getting the best of me. I am wondering if you're insane enough to make the sausage that will make your local plummer that you'll be paying him his annual in just his one visit to your home due to the damage I am assuming this sausage will cause to your septic tank and pipelines. Will you make it? Will you make a dried plum or plum juice sausage seasoned with milk of magnesia powder? Well while you're at it for an extra kick of fake citrus flavor, why not just boil it first in Magnesium Citrate! I doubt you'll do it, but it is worth the shot.
Sincerely,
Babish's Biggest Fan
For how hard he's been punishing the grinder, he's about to really punish his toilet...
I wish was less lazy and thus could find a way to watch this video in reverse so I could head cannon that all Taco Bell food starts as a sausage.
i wish they would bring the volcano stuff back permanently. that's the best sauce
You really got me with that three three three bit
I work at Taco Bell in Florida and we just stopped selling the lava items
"It doesn't taste like taco bell anymore."
So, it's improved then.
Just when I find out they took away the lava sauce, he releases this in memorial.
I bet the grinder is really happy to actually grind some food for a change
It feels so cool to see my breakfast lunch and dinner eaten by someone else on youtube
That countdown of just 3s gave me a stroke.