Hey guys, hope you enjoy the video! This pinned comment is just to let you all know i will be away from my PC for around 3 weeks because i'm going on a little camping vacation! Hope you all understand. Looking forward to seeing your comments! - Pilps
Ninja that tried to assassinate oda nobunaga shot him from a tree. With 2 guns. But his armor stopped both shots. The ninja was then caught and had his head sawn in half down the middle while alive...
1:10 "Nice weather, innit?" "Kinda sucks our uniform is mostly black." "True. But it's great for staying warm in winter." "Good point there, but don't you feel pretty edgy in these?" "Eh, a little bit."
Other clans: "We have a somewhat limited deployment area, but we make it work." Hattori: "Amateurs." Other clans: "What?" *ninjas appear everywhere* Hattori: "AMATEURS!"
Shimazu: When you were partying I studied the blade Mori: That gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen Chosokabe: This is my new bow, let me show you its features hehehehe Ottomo. DEUS VULT INFIDEL Oda:For everyone of us who falls ten more will take his place Takeda: ROHIRIM Ikko Ikki: FOR THE DARK GODS Date and Usesugi: When in doubt, Attack! Tokugawa:I will make a offer you cant refuse Hojo: Katyusaha Hattori: Omae wa mou shindeiru
@@AnthonyLopez-lb2bd they follow the same religion. Its simply a different (the jodo shinshu) sect of shinto buddhism where the religious leaders were attempting to overthrow the feudal lords. The ikko ikki were just a (very large and almost successful) rebellion lead by part of the religious elite. kind of like the protestant reformation. Except unsuccessful
4:28 *Pulls out a sword* Samurai: Lets see how your short sword can compete against my blade Ninja: Im gonna do whats called a "pro gamer move" *pulls out a flashbang*
The Otomo Experience: Haha Guns go Brrr The Hojo Experience: Haha Artillery go Brrr The Takeda Experience: Haha Horsies go Brrr The Hattori Experience: Haha enemy moral go Brrr
Frontline troops: we got this, our archers are supporting us from a safe position Hattori: Helo General: well at least I'm still alive Hattori: *Are you sure about that?*
The Takeda: "Let's those black-skinny suit know the might of out cavalry" Hattori Ninja and peasant with kisho training: "HaHa" stabbing horse fat ass from behind.
@robertharris6092 Samurai or not there was definitely some hatred for ninja among other Samurai. While a captured Samurai could expect a relatively clean execution 7/10 a captured Ninja could expect a horrific drawn out death after an _extensive_ “interrogation,”
This format is the best of both worlds, it mixes those 5 minute "the ____ experience" shitposts, and a several hour long letsplay series, into a 30 minute -shitseries- playpost (Is shitseries crossed out for anyone? It should be strikethrough, but im on mobile and its not showing for me.)
Yeh it striked through aha and yeah, i try to get all blended into one. I hate how long & lazy let's plays are and i wanna show the whole story of the campaign as much as i can, with epic and funny parts :D
Im completely with you, i just get bored a couple episodes in, because its mostly uncut, and progress is slow compared to a shooter game. Though this way, as the creator youre done with a whole campaign in 1 video, so you earn much less then a lets play series would. Even with how much views drop off after the first couple videos, im pretty sure you earn more with the same subcount, doing a lets play, than you would a video like this, since some of those subscribers (even if a small minority) will watch all the episodes, and if youre done with a campaign in 1 video, theres not a thing that your most dedicated viewers can do to help you out, beyond watching the 1 video. I kinda went on a tangent there, sorry.
I only see 4s now and I'm already rolling on the ground laughing. ... Otherwise perfect again, I can't help but for me Shogun2 is still the best Total war and the fact that someone makes videos like this is incredible for me and I can't wait for what will happen next. As a die-hard Shogun 2 fan, thank you very much.
you know, the end cinematic to any Shogun 2 campaign is probably the best of any TW game. The Diamyo of your clan, revered through the centuries all the way to modern Japan, the clan banner hanging from a modern skyscraper. I have to wonder if the Japan depicted remained a Shogunate, or maybe I'm reading too much into it lol
Hottori have more upkeep for units so much so that in legendary difficulty every turn is constant struggle to keep your money slightly above minus But it's goddamn fun to attack your enemy from all sides with cav and mele infantry
Imagine this kind of shogunate, filled with spy networks everywhere and keeping tab on everyone. Every problem is handled via Assassination. Also when admiral Perry come sure he can enter the harbour but he and his crew got Assassinated later that night and their body and ship disappear.
As Amaterasu's descendents rule the Imperial court, Tsukuyomi's followers now rule the Shogunate. The Emperor in the light of Amaterasu's sun, and Tsukuyomi now in the shadow's of night, through the Hattori Shogunate.
I guess they thought it would be a good position to rely on the cliff edges of the ocean and focus all fortification's & men on the mainland side, either way they are cornered! aha
Ninja : *Teleports behind you* "Nothing Personal Kiddo" Hattori Ninja : *teleports behind Ninja* "Omae wa mou shindeiru" Great Video as always dude! You keep the content great as previously! Keep on the great work man :D
@@victuz Personnel means something else tho? Atleast in german, personal means like from one person to another while personnel means something like working staff
"Let's send hundreds of ninjas who study the way of the shadow and hides in the night to fight in broad daylight without a hiding spot and armor." *VICTORY*
0:38 Wow the Hattori are so good at espionage, they already stole the Qing Dynasty's theme song. A hundred years before they even existed and from an alternate universe no less.
Mass spam them, surround the enemy on all sides. Have a small force of yari charging them in the open to distract them, with one or two cavarly units to come in for an extra high speed flank, then as they are focused on your yari, charge all your ninja and cav from all sides, they will break within seconds!
0:59 samurai-do not fret my comrades for our hattori allies will join us any second now meanwhile with the hattori they were just having one giant picnic complete Japanese style picnic blankets Sakai and bento boxes hattori leader aw there stupidly knows no bounds
Шикарная анимация сражений между воинами один на один, добивания. Даже захотелось ещё раз самому компанию пройти.)😁 За озвучку отдельное спасибо, и за гейшу!😄
Out of curiosity I did a quick calculation, pilps lost 75 units and going with the 150 men per unit average, they lost about ~11,250 men, could less or more due to not knowing how big the units might be. (obviously pilps blew up more from units that didn't permanently die and later got them replenished) in comparison pilps took out 2133 units with yet again the 150 men per unit average that amounts to a nice ~320,000 enemy casualties. Presumably pilps didn't leave no enemies alive because there shall not be any witnesses, meaning that the enemy casualties are closer to that final number than pilps's casualties are. So yeah, pretty terrifying imo xD Edit: I quickly counted that the enemy casualties are 28x times that of pilps's.
Wait ... they are all sharply dressed ... with full face cover ... masters of stealth ... and appears out of nowhere to kill you ... *In TF2 spy voice* Magnificent ... *Heavy french snorting intensifies*
Im in tears man...the cenematic with awesome heroic song..wow at 6:21 feels like im really one of your ninja troops...its an honor to serve u my lord Pilps!!! P/s: thankyou so much for putting alot of affort and listing the song..it was epic...💓
With all those mods its probably best you can quick save, i always forget to save my games, and when im playing something like hearts of iron 4 with a million mods, it tends to crash. Often.
7:50 onwards, basically an alternate universe where the Hattori defeated Oda and his forces. Kunoichis doing yandere (and fanservice) work. And excellent usage of letting your enemies take over castles for you, then barge it and take it from them! BRILLIANT!! 🤣😘😈
ok so i got like..questions, 1: what mods you using 2: what gives you these cool maps 3: what gives you those cool kisho ninja, i only got like 1 alternativ...p2w?
If someone knows how to play this please explain what I just watched like... just wha? Why is the AI not doing shit, why are the units climbing the wall and why isn't DJ Kahled featured?
All units can climb! The ninjas are hard to spot for the AI when they are hidden with their special ability, and they don't fall when climbing walls! You can essentially infiltrate a castle and start taking it over before the AI is to late to realise what is happening
4:18 the ninja probably dropped his knife and it landed on the targets shoulder and while the target was waking up the ninja was hauling ass in the opposite direction
Hey guys, hope you enjoy the video! This pinned comment is just to let you all know i will be away from my PC for around 3 weeks because i'm going on a little camping vacation! Hope you all understand. Looking forward to seeing your comments! - Pilps
Thanks for another great video and and have fun by your deserved vacation ^^
Have fun and i think everyone will understand 👑
Have fun!
Thanks dude! I will :)
Thank you :D
Failed assassination attempt be like:
Guards: *SNEEZE*
Hattori: "Bless you."
Guards: "Wat"
Hattori: "Wat"
Guards: *SCREAMS*
Hattori: *SCREAMS*
That is freaking great dude underrated joke
This is brilliant aha :'D
Hattori: Hey
Guard: Hey
Hattori: *WHAT*
that joke reminds me of the 80's comedies.
Shinobi no mono da!
Hattori Ninja: I want to kill the enemy leader, but the clap of my dummy thicc thighs keeps on alerting the guards.
Damm dat ninja boy thicc doe!
You are pretty good
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Technically, a thicc ninja should be called kunoichi. :)
I am now imagining a thicc neko ninja boy
Hattori logic: we can hide anywhere while wearing black, even in day light
*EVEN IN SNOW*
@@Pilps EVEN IN WATER
That and there stuff is a lot more expensive since there whole line up both there ashiaru and sammuri are trained to do that.
The only explanation for that is magic.
(No really, they used "magic" at those times. Whether it worked or not is left to your imagination)
"WE ARE BATMAN"
Ninjas. Because Japanese problems require Japanese solutions.
Such as katana wielding weapons of mass destruction in black pyjamas
Drayran hattori hanzo will be pleased
“Nothin Personnel, Kid”: The Faction
*stabby stabby*
Without the **Teleports Behind U** experience
dagdamor1 “ it’s just business “
@@WM-gr4qi The misspelling is part of the original “Coldsteel the Hedgehog” meme
@@YukitoOnline Given their vanguard deployment, they *do* teleport behind you
Ah yes, the ultimate form of ninjutsu, only achievable by years and years of training,
the gun.
And the fire bomb ;)
Ninja that tried to assassinate oda nobunaga shot him from a tree. With 2 guns. But his armor stopped both shots. The ninja was then caught and had his head sawn in half down the middle while alive...
@@robertharris6092 Are you referring to Ishikawa Goemon?
Guns were one of ninja's favorite weapons for assassination, the attempt on Nobunaga was only one example.
@@GeorgeVega Pretty sure he's talking about Sugitani Zenjubo
samurai: NO YOU CANT JUST KILL SOMEONE BEHIND THIER BACKS
*ninja: hahhaha, spiny star go whoosh*
*Heh heh, stabby stabby!*
@@Pilps fun fact most shinobi during the sengoku jidai were Samurai :)
@@ravenstrategist1325 Even more interesting tidbit, Ninja were usually far more loyal to their lords than samurai.
@@dulguunmurunbarsbold210 shinobi were usually just units of samurai deployed for night time raids and the such though.
Binja
Wearing black on a green battlefield: MAXIMUM STEALTH
Wearing black.... *IN THE SNOW*
There should be a mod where the ninjas use camos
Sneak 100
I mean seriously thats what they did. If they didn’t go in civil in the first place.
Ninjas goths that have actually killed people
1:10 "Nice weather, innit?"
"Kinda sucks our uniform is mostly black."
"True. But it's great for staying warm in winter."
"Good point there, but don't you feel pretty edgy in these?"
"Eh, a little bit."
Haha ! :D
Other clans: "We have a somewhat limited deployment area, but we make it work."
Hattori: "Amateurs."
Other clans: "What?"
*ninjas appear everywhere*
Hattori: "AMATEURS!"
*Heh heh, laughs in flanking*
Other clans: NANI?
Hattori: omae wa mou shindeiru
*shrieking noise*
Pilps *cries in archers*
Shimazu: When you were partying I studied the blade
Mori: That gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen
Chosokabe: This is my new bow, let me show you its features hehehehe
Ottomo. DEUS VULT INFIDEL
Oda:For everyone of us who falls ten more will take his place
Takeda: ROHIRIM
Ikko Ikki: FOR THE DARK GODS
Date and Usesugi: When in doubt, Attack!
Tokugawa:I will make a offer you cant refuse
Hojo: Katyusaha
Hattori: Omae wa mou shindeiru
Dark... gods?
For everyone of us who falls ten more will take his place - I understood that reference
Inb4 Chosokabe sliding instant legolas mod
@@robertharris6092 They are the only other faction besides the otomo who follow a different religion
@@AnthonyLopez-lb2bd they follow the same religion. Its simply a different (the jodo shinshu) sect of shinto buddhism where the religious leaders were attempting to overthrow the feudal lords. The ikko ikki were just a (very large and almost successful) rebellion lead by part of the religious elite. kind of like the protestant reformation. Except unsuccessful
4:28
*Pulls out a sword*
Samurai: Lets see how your short sword can compete against my blade
Ninja: Im gonna do whats called a "pro gamer move"
*pulls out a flashbang*
EBIC!
Other clans: Those who attack enemies from behind are not warriors
Hattori: Brave words for someone within assassination distance
*heh heh, stabby stabby.*
Tokugawa: "Perhaps. But the last one standing gets to call themselves a warrior with no-one left to deny them."
*brave words for someone who sleeps
*If we're not warriors, then it's dishonorable for you to attack us*
Hattori: You can't preach honor, if you're dead.
Cant be dishonourable if no one honourable is left
*BIG BRAIN*
"Ninjas are master of assassination and stealth"
Shogun 2 steamworkshop: Let's recruit thousand of them.
*BLACK PYJAMA BOIS!*
Lol That statue is gonna haunt kids for generations. I was half expecting an empty pedestal or the statue to be hidden behind it lmao.
No! It will inspire future generations to become Ninja for the modern army of Japan!
@@PilpsLet's hope that doesn't happen
Tourist: Where's the statue?
Statue: Right behind you
@@Mrkabrat that sounds like a weeping angel
The Otomo Experience: Haha Guns go Brrr
The Hojo Experience: Haha Artillery go Brrr
The Takeda Experience: Haha Horsies go Brrr
The Hattori Experience: Haha enemy moral go Brrr
It's beautiful!
@@Pilps holy fuck you do reply to all of them
Daimyo : Don't worry man...we're safe behind our castle walls
*Hattori ninjas suddenly behind the wall
HELLO THERE!
*Guess it's time to die!*
*shrek: OH HELLO THERE
General Ke nobi! You are a honorable one.
@@orangvii3633 another fine addition to my collection
Frontline troops: we got this, our archers are supporting us from a safe position
Hattori: Helo
General: well at least I'm still alive
Hattori: *Are you sure about that?*
*heh heh, stabby stabby.*
The Takeda: "Let's those black-skinny suit know the might of out cavalry"
Hattori Ninja and peasant with kisho training: "HaHa" stabbing horse fat ass from behind.
*heh heh, stabby stabby*
Lord Shimura: Jin, Terror is not a weapon of samurai...
Jin: lol
Hattori: ROFL
Hojo:LMAOWTF.
Perfect summary aha
Well almost all shinobi were actually samurai...
@@robertharris6092 yes i know.
@robertharris6092
Samurai or not there was definitely some hatred for ninja among other Samurai. While a captured Samurai could expect a relatively clean execution 7/10 a captured Ninja could expect a horrific drawn out death after an _extensive_ “interrogation,”
The best way to defeat the Hattori clan, go in options and turn shadows off. Thank me later boys.
OH FUCK!
He’s to dangerous to be left alive !
He knows too much
This knowledge should be forbidden.
Why? i dont understand
13:42
Ah, yes, the classic napoleonic Japanese charge trumpet.
you love to see it!
10:34 "I played enough with this sword"
drops it and take another
*awkwardly dies off camera* ;)
Ah yes, finally...
The Naruto Experience
Haha, pretty much!
Yeah. Because in naruto there is also a daimyo.
@@olympusknight7805 ah yes the person who would always associate simple jokes with history and think they owned the person who made the joke
@@olympusknight7805 Any of the Kage (Hokage springs to mind) fill in the role of daimyo
"My lord, about 80 ninjas are running towards our east flank"
"Ninjas? what ninjas? I don't see any ninjas"
PYJAMA BOIS ADVANCING!
You must be mistaken... There's absolutely no one here.
Must've been the wind
"NOOOooo! You can't just assassinate my general and daymio!"
"Haha, ninja go sneak sneak"
*heh heh, stabby stabby.*
Literally anyone: Man I sure do love being alive.
Hattori: We sure don’t
*stabby stabby*
Things i've learned from this series:
- Explosions make everything better.
- Enemies can't see you if they are on fire.
Very true & wise words!
“Only cowards strike from the shadows” - Lord Shimura
*The Hattori would like to know your location.*
HA! Lord Shimura should've thaught you better! *Slides towards you and stabs your spine*
"There is a difference between honor and victory." -- Ashina Genichiro
Clans: "FIGHT US WITH HONOR ON THE BATTLEFIELD YOU COWARDS!"
Hattori ninja army: *"Yes, but actually no"*
*heh heh stabby stabby*
@@Pilps *nothing personnel, kid*
Absolutely dishonorable
I like it
*Stabby stabby!*
There's nothing dishonorable about ambush
**Nothing**
„A shinobi should know the difference between honor and victory.“
-someone who cut your arm of and left you to die
ABSORUTERY DISONORABUR
*commits sudoku*
*Don't* *lie* *to* *us* *Pilps*
*You* *blew* *up* *half* *your* *ashigaru* *making* *this* *video* *didn't* *you?*
*Acceptable causalities intensifies*
*laughs in Imperial Guard*
@@warvester I think you mean shovel noises intensifies
Hojo bomb throwers got nothing on Kisho ninja when it comes to friendly fire.
This format is the best of both worlds, it mixes those 5 minute "the ____ experience" shitposts, and a several hour long letsplay series, into a 30 minute -shitseries- playpost
(Is shitseries crossed out for anyone? It should be strikethrough, but im on mobile and its not showing for me.)
Yeh it striked through aha and yeah, i try to get all blended into one. I hate how long & lazy let's plays are and i wanna show the whole story of the campaign as much as i can, with epic and funny parts :D
Im completely with you, i just get bored a couple episodes in, because its mostly uncut, and progress is slow compared to a shooter game. Though this way, as the creator youre done with a whole campaign in 1 video, so you earn much less then a lets play series would. Even with how much views drop off after the first couple videos, im pretty sure you earn more with the same subcount, doing a lets play, than you would a video like this, since some of those subscribers (even if a small minority) will watch all the episodes, and if youre done with a campaign in 1 video, theres not a thing that your most dedicated viewers can do to help you out, beyond watching the 1 video. I kinda went on a tangent there, sorry.
Plus theres a real sense of dramatic framing and scene...
A shithrough.
Samurai: *Kills that guy*
His Teammates: Aight, your soul is mine
1:32
YAAAAAAAARRAGHJHHJ
This channel is so underrated
Thanks man :)
The victory ending of the Hattori clan cutscene when they go into the modern era should be void of citizens cause all of them are well hidden.
It's incredible to survive a stab in the neck while your sleeping. That guy either have a stronk ass neck or a very good healer.
Probably one of the most bullshit things i've seen aha
@@Pilps So what's next on the list m8 :)
Nah the agent just swapped his dagger for a butter knife, common mistake
@@Pilps yeah that animation made me mad and I wanted to fire that ninja 🥷 but I couldn’t find him
I only see 4s now and I'm already rolling on the ground laughing. ... Otherwise perfect again, I can't help but for me Shogun2 is still the best Total war and the fact that someone makes videos like this is incredible for me and I can't wait for what will happen next. As a die-hard Shogun 2 fan, thank you very much.
Thanks dude glad you enjoy the videos :)
Ah yes, our allies shall storm the castle, and we will support them.
*watches from the next hill as the allies do all the fighting and dying*
It's the Hattori way! :D
The Hattori do a bit of trolling
1:17
Ninjas just sitting on the grass like playing uno or football as their allies die
you know, the end cinematic to any Shogun 2 campaign is probably the best of any TW game. The Diamyo of your clan, revered through the centuries all the way to modern Japan, the clan banner hanging from a modern skyscraper. I have to wonder if the Japan depicted remained a Shogunate, or maybe I'm reading too much into it lol
Its pretty darn cool! Its the same and a call back to the winning cinematic in the first Shogun game, it's the exact same cinematic!
@@Pilps ah shogun 1 was a bit before my time, my first tw game was rome 1
10:08 442th Infantry Regiment defeats nazi formation.
*heh heh, sneaky stabby stabby*
Best 20 minutes of my life, besides the 20 minutes I spent watching your other videos
Ayeeeeeeeee ;) Thank you!
Hottori have more upkeep for units so much so that in legendary difficulty every turn is constant struggle to keep your money slightly above minus
But it's goddamn fun to attack your enemy from all sides with cav and mele infantry
It's not that hard if you trade with all the new clans and have a shit tonne of settlements with saki dens & farms :D
@@Pilps yeah i personally build all financial buildings before realm divide
Uhm hey did hattori cav have kido training too
Uh oh the ninja boys are gaming
*FORNITE DANCES*
Pilps 😂
Imagine this kind of shogunate, filled with spy networks everywhere and keeping tab on everyone. Every problem is handled via Assassination. Also when admiral Perry come sure he can enter the harbour but he and his crew got Assassinated later that night and their body and ship disappear.
Heh heh *stabby slashy*
6:18 exactly where I lost my sides
And so did the enemies! Haha, glad you enjoyed that part, it's probably my favourite
17:29 Usaint Bolt, is that you?
Nice
As Amaterasu's descendents rule the Imperial court, Tsukuyomi's followers now rule the Shogunate. The Emperor in the light of Amaterasu's sun, and Tsukuyomi now in the shadow's of night, through the Hattori Shogunate.
"To see us is a dangerous thing. But it is infinitely more dangerous if you cannot see us, and can only hear our laughter."
Ooooo I like that!!
6:20 That Ninja sounds like he is about to explode. XD
Also, this video has lots of ninjas.
*heh heh, stabby stabby.*
That “Here I go killin’ again.” soundbite will never not be hilarious to me.
5:02 i love how that fort is literally cornered with nowhere to go
I guess they thought it would be a good position to rely on the cliff edges of the ocean and focus all fortification's & men on the mainland side, either way they are cornered! aha
Sometimes theres an advantage of being cornered but like u risk everything u have
0:37 Hears Mastery of the Arts....I see what you did there.
;D
Daimyos: NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE AN ARMY OF STEALTHY ASSASSINS THAT'S DISHONOURABLE
Hattori: Haha, Ninja go
*heh heh, stabby stabby!*
Ninja : *Teleports behind you*
"Nothing Personal Kiddo"
Hattori Ninja : *teleports behind Ninja*
"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
Great Video as always dude! You keep the content great as previously! Keep on the great work man :D
*heh, heh, stabby stabby!* Thanks man glad you enjoyed it :)
Personnel*
@@victuz wat?
@@eiskohl8575 Nothing personnel kid
@@victuz Personnel means something else tho?
Atleast in german, personal means like from one person to another while personnel means something like working staff
The Hattori Clan: Brb We'll just Naruto run to Kyoto to get that Shogun seat
*heh heh, stabby stabby!*
The Tyler1 racecar noises at 6:21 and the Patrick scream at 8:36 absolutely DESTROYED my sides. Please keep making these. They're comedy gold my guy.
Haha glad you enjoyed those parts! I loved putting those sounds in aha
I feel like the Oda Experience is going to be fire, like I love all of the TW Experiences so far but I feel like Oda is going to be special
Maybe.... wait and see :D Glad you enjoy the videos
"Let's send hundreds of ninjas who study the way of the shadow and hides in the night to fight in broad daylight without a hiding spot and armor."
*VICTORY*
A GLORIOUS VICTORY WILL SOOOOOOOOOOON BE YOURS!!!!
Worf: "They are WITHOUT honor!"
*heh heh, stabby stabby*
0:38 Wow the Hattori are so good at espionage, they already stole the Qing Dynasty's theme song. A hundred years before they even existed and from an alternate universe no less.
Hey, y’all.
How do you guys like to employ the Hisho Ninjas on the battlefield? I never really figured them out and I’ve played the game for awhile.
Mass spam them, surround the enemy on all sides. Have a small force of yari charging them in the open to distract them, with one or two cavarly units to come in for an extra high speed flank, then as they are focused on your yari, charge all your ninja and cav from all sides, they will break within seconds!
@@Pilps Thank you!!!!
0:59 samurai-do not fret my comrades for our hattori allies will join us any second now meanwhile with the hattori they were just having one giant picnic complete Japanese style picnic blankets Sakai and bento boxes hattori leader aw there stupidly knows no bounds
Haha he had some Ramen by the river!
No one:
Literally no one:
Pilps: " *stabby stabby* " everywhere
*heh heh, stabby stabby*
7:18
My Assasination experience:*drink well made lethal poison* enemy:"wounded"
Dude where did you stab him, the toe?! He was Sleeping!
I've said this on some of the 'Enemy Wounded' scenes lol
Such bullshit aha :D
great vid as always, really high quality editing too! Have fun on your vacation!
Thanks man glad you enjoyed it! And will do :)
Шикарная анимация сражений между воинами один на один, добивания. Даже захотелось ещё раз самому компанию пройти.)😁 За озвучку отдельное спасибо, и за гейшу!😄
14:22 "that was sick, bro!"
Gotta love Shogun 2's combat animations!
Out of curiosity I did a quick calculation, pilps lost 75 units and going with the 150 men per unit average, they lost about ~11,250 men, could less or more due to not knowing how big the units might be. (obviously pilps blew up more from units that didn't permanently die and later got them replenished) in comparison pilps took out 2133 units with yet again the 150 men per unit average that amounts to a nice ~320,000 enemy casualties. Presumably pilps didn't leave no enemies alive because there shall not be any witnesses, meaning that the enemy casualties are closer to that final number than pilps's casualties are. So yeah, pretty terrifying imo xD
Edit: I quickly counted that the enemy casualties are 28x times that of pilps's.
The more you know! :D
@@Pilps I'm glad you liked my comment, which I had forgotten I made :D It definetly made my day, thanks!
04:31 lol how he just look so fascinated about that bomb like a ossesed cat with furballs.
That was unexpected... Just like the ninjas! Didn't expect you to upload Shogun at all today.
Good work sir and good luck on your future endeavors! 👍🏼
Thanks man, glad you enjoyed the video! :)
Another amazing video my guy. The Tyler race car scream with the ninja had me rolling.
It was my favourite part editing too aha! Glad you enjoyed it :D
I'd be very interested to see "the (blank) experience" videos for other total war games
Don't worry that's planned for the channel! :)
Other clans: we only use a few ninjas
Hattori: ninjas with swords, ninjas with guns, ninjas with bows, ninjas on horses, and ninjas with bombs
Wait ... they are all sharply dressed ... with full face cover ... masters of stealth ... and appears out of nowhere to kill you ...
*In TF2 spy voice* Magnificent ...
*Heavy french snorting intensifies*
*Gentlemen*
Im in tears man...the cenematic with awesome heroic song..wow at 6:21 feels like im really one of your ninja troops...its an honor to serve u my lord Pilps!!!
P/s: thankyou so much for putting alot of affort and listing the song..it was epic...💓
Glad you enjoyed it man, thanks for the kind words! :D
the ninjas are running shameful display!
*heh heh, stabby stabby!*
You set it to legendary difficulty and can quick-save?
*You naughty naughty you teasing me you naughty naughty*
Still a great vid!
The mods allow it! But great meme, i love that one!
With all those mods its probably best you can quick save, i always forget to save my games, and when im playing something like hearts of iron 4 with a million mods, it tends to crash. Often.
Homer :Bart i don't want to alarm you but
OUR HIDDEN UNITS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED MY LORD
Bart: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Heh heh! I see what you did there!
4:16
That's my favorite part. I can't stop rewinding there.
15:01 I'm home alone and it's 2AM in here and i think i accidentally farted
I'm so sorry! I just pinned this in my Discord X'D
@@Pilps no worries
The Hattori had a habit of assassinating the enemy leaders eh.
They're favourite pass time!
Another masterpiece of a video. Hope to see more of these, especially on other Total War games.
Keep up the good work!
Thanks man. glad you enjoy the videos! And that's the plan! :)
Hattori kisho ninjas
Like Katana Samurai, but they’re in your walls
Fk yeeeeeeeessssss, I wondered when you'll be uploading again. Thank youuu ❤️
Hope you enjoyed it! :d
@@Pilps u bet i did. 😉 Keep it up we'll support ya
7:50 onwards, basically an alternate universe where the Hattori defeated Oda and his forces. Kunoichis doing yandere (and fanservice) work. And excellent usage of letting your enemies take over castles for you, then barge it and take it from them! BRILLIANT!! 🤣😘😈
ok so i got like..questions,
1: what mods you using
2: what gives you these cool maps
3: what gives you those cool kisho ninja, i only got like 1 alternativ...p2w?
All mods used are in the descriptions of my videos ;)
ah ty
*Recruits Ninja*
Me:
"WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS!"
The Hattori are basically a clan of Naruto runners aha
OH YEAH DUDE. THANKS FOR THE VIDEO!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU
Hope you enjoy it man! :D
The famous shinobi Richard Tyler Blevins is proud
It could only be him for the thumbnail! :D
If someone knows how to play this please explain what I just watched like... just wha? Why is the AI not doing shit, why are the units climbing the wall and why isn't DJ Kahled featured?
All units can climb! The ninjas are hard to spot for the AI when they are hidden with their special ability, and they don't fall when climbing walls! You can essentially infiltrate a castle and start taking it over before the AI is to late to realise what is happening
@@Pilps ahhhhhh okay this makes more sense I was legit just sitting here like ?????
0:31 what music name?
Shoguns minding their own business
Hattori: Amouria Mou shindeiru
Nani?
*heh heh, stabby stabby!*
4:03 stealth kill + undetected + body hidden good job Agent 47
"Dude where tf u stabbed him, in the toe ?"
The ninja: "WroNG, I StaBBed him in tHe BeaRD"
4:18 the ninja probably dropped his knife and it landed on the targets shoulder and while the target was waking up the ninja was hauling ass in the opposite direction