The Hattori Experience

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  • Опубліковано 31 лип 2020
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    The Hattori Clan are sneaky!
    Music provided by Epidemic Sounds
    Songs used in Order of Appearence
    Birdies - Skipping Class
    Yi Nantiro - Skilled In The Arts
    Phoenix Tail - What's the Excuse
    Edgar Hopp - Break the Barrier
    FormantX - Our Last Stand
    Bonnie Grace - In the Brume
    Truvio - Shrapnel Sky
    They Fall - Smells Like Victory
    Bonnie Grace - March Towards the End
    Niklas Johansson - The End Of All Things
    Cercles Nouvelles - Sacral Message
    Mods used in this video for Shogun 2
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    Weiestrass Units for Vanilla
    Jaki's Unique Factions
    Vastator Unit Style 1.3
    Ultimate Immersive Mod Part 1 & Part 2
    Ashina Extra Character Names (Major Clans)
    The Portuguese Tercos Unit Variety Mod [Revived]
    Real Armies
    Unofficial Shogun 2 Patch 1.4
    Nanban trade & christianity option unlocked all factions
    GBJ Blood Mod: The Samurai Blood
    12 turns per Year - For Shogun 2 and RotS
    Strongholds of the Samurai
    Recruitable Generals
    Cheaper Castles
    Level 5 Farms, Imperial Farms
    Arrowcannon_sound_fix
    More Campaign Years MOD (the compatible one)
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    Seagate Barracuda 3TB Internal Hard Drive
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  • @Pilps
    @Pilps  4 роки тому +1026

    Hey guys, hope you enjoy the video! This pinned comment is just to let you all know i will be away from my PC for around 3 weeks because i'm going on a little camping vacation! Hope you all understand. Looking forward to seeing your comments! - Pilps

    • @Crassus753
      @Crassus753 4 роки тому +32

      Thanks for another great video and and have fun by your deserved vacation ^^

    • @emilioo.7972
      @emilioo.7972 4 роки тому +16

      Have fun and i think everyone will understand 👑

    • @juhaszmate5095
      @juhaszmate5095 4 роки тому +15

      Have fun!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +15

      Thanks dude! I will :)

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +14

      Thank you :D

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 3 роки тому +1836

    Failed assassination attempt be like:
    Guards: *SNEEZE*
    Hattori: "Bless you."
    Guards: "Wat"
    Hattori: "Wat"
    Guards: *SCREAMS*
    Hattori: *SCREAMS*

    • @hallowwarrior91
      @hallowwarrior91 3 роки тому +144

      That is freaking great dude underrated joke

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 роки тому +144

      This is brilliant aha :'D

    • @willthemann3768
      @willthemann3768 3 роки тому +58

      Hattori: Hey
      Guard: Hey
      Hattori: *WHAT*

    • @terryliliana
      @terryliliana 3 роки тому +30

      that joke reminds me of the 80's comedies.

    • @sethguest781
      @sethguest781 Рік тому +2

      Shinobi no mono da!

  • @chitaumoua2396
    @chitaumoua2396 4 роки тому +2098

    Hattori logic: we can hide anywhere while wearing black, even in day light

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +342

      *EVEN IN SNOW*

    • @chitaumoua2396
      @chitaumoua2396 4 роки тому +149

      @@Pilps EVEN IN WATER

    • @TheManofthecross
      @TheManofthecross 4 роки тому +38

      That and there stuff is a lot more expensive since there whole line up both there ashiaru and sammuri are trained to do that.

    • @l.l1969
      @l.l1969 4 роки тому +46

      The only explanation for that is magic.
      (No really, they used "magic" at those times. Whether it worked or not is left to your imagination)

    • @obi4521
      @obi4521 4 роки тому +23

      "WE ARE BATMAN"

  • @grandstrategos1144
    @grandstrategos1144 4 роки тому +2654

    Hattori Ninja: I want to kill the enemy leader, but the clap of my dummy thicc thighs keeps on alerting the guards.

  • @dagdamor1
    @dagdamor1 4 роки тому +1202

    “Nothin Personnel, Kid”: The Faction

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +103

      *stabby stabby*

    • @YukitoOnline
      @YukitoOnline 4 роки тому +26

      Without the **Teleports Behind U** experience

    • @unknowguy9642
      @unknowguy9642 4 роки тому +9

      dagdamor1 “ it’s just business “

    • @dagdamor1
      @dagdamor1 3 роки тому +1

      @@WM-gr4qi The misspelling is part of the original “Coldsteel the Hedgehog” meme

    • @beefyblom
      @beefyblom Рік тому

      @@YukitoOnline Given their vanguard deployment, they *do* teleport behind you

  • @KhornyGuy
    @KhornyGuy 4 роки тому +666

    Ah yes, the ultimate form of ninjutsu, only achievable by years and years of training,
    the gun.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +97

      And the fire bomb ;)

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 4 роки тому +70

      Ninja that tried to assassinate oda nobunaga shot him from a tree. With 2 guns. But his armor stopped both shots. The ninja was then caught and had his head sawn in half down the middle while alive...

    • @GeorgeVega
      @GeorgeVega 4 роки тому +9

      @@robertharris6092 Are you referring to Ishikawa Goemon?

    • @TheGoryan
      @TheGoryan 3 роки тому +35

      Guns were one of ninja's favorite weapons for assassination, the attempt on Nobunaga was only one example.

    • @Lo-tf6qt
      @Lo-tf6qt 3 роки тому +3

      @@GeorgeVega Pretty sure he's talking about Sugitani Zenjubo

  • @brainwasher9876
    @brainwasher9876 4 роки тому +1254

    Wearing black on a green battlefield: MAXIMUM STEALTH

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +208

      Wearing black.... *IN THE SNOW*

    • @TITANia69420
      @TITANia69420 4 роки тому +15

      There should be a mod where the ninjas use camos

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 4 роки тому +6

      Sneak 100

    • @ragnerschwarzmane3412
      @ragnerschwarzmane3412 4 роки тому +7

      I mean seriously thats what they did. If they didn’t go in civil in the first place.

    • @user-fr8hx2gm9t
      @user-fr8hx2gm9t 3 роки тому +2

      Ninjas goths that have actually killed people

  • @lolno8138
    @lolno8138 4 роки тому +933

    samurai: NO YOU CANT JUST KILL SOMEONE BEHIND THIER BACKS
    *ninja: hahhaha, spiny star go whoosh*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +75

      *Heh heh, stabby stabby!*

    • @ravenstrategist1325
      @ravenstrategist1325 4 роки тому +35

      @@Pilps fun fact most shinobi during the sengoku jidai were Samurai :)

    • @dulguunmurunbarsbold210
      @dulguunmurunbarsbold210 4 роки тому +35

      @@ravenstrategist1325 Even more interesting tidbit, Ninja were usually far more loyal to their lords than samurai.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 4 роки тому +21

      @@dulguunmurunbarsbold210 shinobi were usually just units of samurai deployed for night time raids and the such though.

    • @hmr1122
      @hmr1122 4 роки тому

      Binja

  • @Drayran
    @Drayran 4 роки тому +1547

    Ninjas. Because Japanese problems require Japanese solutions.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +172

      Such as katana wielding weapons of mass destruction in black pyjamas

    • @SpaceKnight105
      @SpaceKnight105 4 роки тому +39

      Drayran hattori hanzo will be pleased

  • @Anon-tq9gm
    @Anon-tq9gm 4 роки тому +190

    Cant be dishonourable if no one honourable is left

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +28

      *BIG BRAIN*

  • @ninjartist36
    @ninjartist36 4 роки тому +612

    Other clans: Those who attack enemies from behind are not warriors
    Hattori: Brave words for someone within assassination distance

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +61

      *heh heh, stabby stabby.*

    • @appleciderhorror12
      @appleciderhorror12 4 роки тому +43

      Tokugawa: "Perhaps. But the last one standing gets to call themselves a warrior with no-one left to deny them."

    • @koraegi
      @koraegi 3 роки тому +12

      *brave words for someone who sleeps

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 3 роки тому +13

      *If we're not warriors, then it's dishonorable for you to attack us*

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 3 роки тому +8

      Hattori: You can't preach honor, if you're dead.

  • @YourMomACommie
    @YourMomACommie 4 роки тому +910

    A very well trained Japanese army that could defeat anything it would fight: Okay guys we are winning, so all we need to do now is to not-
    Some quiet boys wearing pajamas: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +82

      Ok this is the best one so far

    • @YourMomACommie
      @YourMomACommie 4 роки тому +56

      @@Pilps Why thank you! I guess you could say that your reply was...
      Unexpected.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +42

      @@YourMomACommie THIS GUY IS ON A ROLE!

    • @italianstallion7272
      @italianstallion7272 4 роки тому +14

      Hi Chi Minh is that you?

    • @Skeletor_the_Bigg
      @Skeletor_the_Bigg 2 роки тому +1

      Technically they wouldn’t want to introduce themselves

  • @BluJean6692
    @BluJean6692 4 роки тому +187

    Lol That statue is gonna haunt kids for generations. I was half expecting an empty pedestal or the statue to be hidden behind it lmao.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +54

      No! It will inspire future generations to become Ninja for the modern army of Japan!

    • @acupuncturecrocs8401
      @acupuncturecrocs8401 3 роки тому +9

      @@PilpsLet's hope that doesn't happen

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 3 роки тому +16

      Tourist: Where's the statue?
      Statue: Right behind you

    • @johnbean4615
      @johnbean4615 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mrkabrat that sounds like a weeping angel

  • @xazelnighthaunterfanboy975
    @xazelnighthaunterfanboy975 4 роки тому +1386

    Shimazu: When you were partying I studied the blade
    Mori: That gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen
    Chosokabe: This is my new bow, let me show you its features hehehehe
    Ottomo. DEUS VULT INFIDEL
    Oda:For everyone of us who falls ten more will take his place
    Takeda: ROHIRIM
    Ikko Ikki: FOR THE DARK GODS
    Date and Usesugi: When in doubt, Attack!
    Tokugawa:I will make a offer you cant refuse
    Hojo: Katyusaha
    Hattori: Omae wa mou shindeiru

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 4 роки тому +48

      Dark... gods?

    • @papasmerf12000
      @papasmerf12000 4 роки тому +69

      For everyone of us who falls ten more will take his place - I understood that reference

    • @Donagalthegamer
      @Donagalthegamer 4 роки тому +39

      Inb4 Chosokabe sliding instant legolas mod

    • @AnthonyLopez-lb2bd
      @AnthonyLopez-lb2bd 4 роки тому +20

      @@robertharris6092 They are the only other faction besides the otomo who follow a different religion

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 4 роки тому +53

      @@AnthonyLopez-lb2bd they follow the same religion. Its simply a different (the jodo shinshu) sect of shinto buddhism where the religious leaders were attempting to overthrow the feudal lords. The ikko ikki were just a (very large and almost successful) rebellion lead by part of the religious elite. kind of like the protestant reformation. Except unsuccessful

  • @technomancerr
    @technomancerr 4 роки тому +920

    Other clans: "We have a somewhat limited deployment area, but we make it work."
    Hattori: "Amateurs."
    Other clans: "What?"
    *ninjas appear everywhere*
    Hattori: "AMATEURS!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +108

      *Heh heh, laughs in flanking*

    • @Ray-tf2ps
      @Ray-tf2ps 4 роки тому +41

      Other clans: NANI?
      Hattori: omae wa mou shindeiru
      *shrieking noise*

    • @texastea.2734
      @texastea.2734 4 роки тому +11

      Pilps *cries in archers*

  • @gunnerr8476
    @gunnerr8476 4 роки тому +87

    "Ninjas are master of assassination and stealth"
    Shogun 2 steamworkshop: Let's recruit thousand of them.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +15

      *BLACK PYJAMA BOIS!*

  • @Mrkabrat
    @Mrkabrat 4 роки тому +169

    4:28
    *Pulls out a sword*
    Samurai: Lets see how your short sword can compete against my blade
    Ninja: Im gonna do whats called a "pro gamer move"
    *pulls out a flashbang*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +14

      EBIC!

  • @swisslychedder7233
    @swisslychedder7233 4 роки тому +167

    The Otomo Experience: Haha Guns go Brrr
    The Hojo Experience: Haha Artillery go Brrr
    The Takeda Experience: Haha Horsies go Brrr
    The Hattori Experience: Haha enemy moral go Brrr

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +21

      It's beautiful!

    • @swisslychedder7233
      @swisslychedder7233 4 роки тому +3

      @@Pilps holy fuck you do reply to all of them

  • @Wengier15
    @Wengier15 4 роки тому +86

    Frontline troops: we got this, our archers are supporting us from a safe position
    Hattori: Helo
    General: well at least I'm still alive
    Hattori: *Are you sure about that?*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +10

      *heh heh, stabby stabby.*

  • @MultiNaruto900
    @MultiNaruto900 4 роки тому +355

    1:10 "Nice weather, innit?"
    "Kinda sucks our uniform is mostly black."
    "True. But it's great for staying warm in winter."
    "Good point there, but don't you feel pretty edgy in these?"
    "Eh, a little bit."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +20

      Haha ! :D

  • @hidefreek6905
    @hidefreek6905 4 роки тому +104

    The Takeda: "Let's those black-skinny suit know the might of out cavalry"
    Hattori Ninja and peasant with kisho training: "HaHa" stabbing horse fat ass from behind.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +14

      *heh heh, stabby stabby*

  • @maleficusvictor9887
    @maleficusvictor9887 4 роки тому +582

    The best way to defeat the Hattori clan, go in options and turn shadows off. Thank me later boys.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +143

      OH FUCK!

    • @texastea.2734
      @texastea.2734 4 роки тому +87

      He’s to dangerous to be left alive !

    • @mhsmmahmod936
      @mhsmmahmod936 3 роки тому +21

      He knows too much

    • @moi3770
      @moi3770 3 роки тому +17

      This knowledge should be forbidden.

    • @ngaiki4141
      @ngaiki4141 2 роки тому +1

      Why? i dont understand

  • @thebluecatz4351
    @thebluecatz4351 4 роки тому +150

    Daimyo : Don't worry man...we're safe behind our castle walls
    *Hattori ninjas suddenly behind the wall
    HELLO THERE!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +17

      *Guess it's time to die!*

    • @georgewaddilove4891
      @georgewaddilove4891 4 роки тому +5

      *shrek: OH HELLO THERE

    • @orangvii3633
      @orangvii3633 4 роки тому +10

      General Ke nobi! You are a honorable one.

    • @thebluecatz4351
      @thebluecatz4351 4 роки тому +3

      @@orangvii3633 another fine addition to my collection

  • @norwayjalyn
    @norwayjalyn 4 роки тому +78

    Lord Shimura: Jin, Terror is not a weapon of samurai...
    Jin: lol
    Hattori: ROFL
    Hojo:LMAOWTF.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +10

      Perfect summary aha

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 4 роки тому +7

      Well almost all shinobi were actually samurai...

    • @norwayjalyn
      @norwayjalyn 4 роки тому +6

      @@robertharris6092 yes i know.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 5 місяців тому

      @robertharris6092
      Samurai or not there was definitely some hatred for ninja among other Samurai. While a captured Samurai could expect a relatively clean execution 7/10 a captured Ninja could expect a horrific drawn out death after an _extensive_ “interrogation,”

  • @neilcampbell7375
    @neilcampbell7375 4 роки тому +30

    "My lord, about 80 ninjas are running towards our east flank"
    "Ninjas? what ninjas? I don't see any ninjas"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +5

      PYJAMA BOIS ADVANCING!

    • @victuz
      @victuz 3 роки тому +4

      You must be mistaken... There's absolutely no one here.

    • @ForeverEternalAPEX
      @ForeverEternalAPEX 20 днів тому

      Must've been the wind

  • @Amyante
    @Amyante 3 роки тому +30

    Things i've learned from this series:
    - Explosions make everything better.
    - Enemies can't see you if they are on fire.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 роки тому +4

      Very true & wise words!

  • @ewout2763
    @ewout2763 4 роки тому +53

    13:42
    Ah, yes, the classic napoleonic Japanese charge trumpet.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +13

      you love to see it!

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 4 роки тому +38

    Literally anyone: Man I sure do love being alive.
    Hattori: We sure don’t

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +7

      *stabby stabby*

  • @candy4u86
    @candy4u86 4 роки тому +51

    “Only cowards strike from the shadows” - Lord Shimura

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +25

      *The Hattori would like to know your location.*

    • @keerf255
      @keerf255 3 роки тому +7

      HA! Lord Shimura should've thaught you better! *Slides towards you and stabs your spine*

    • @alittlepuertoricanboy1993
      @alittlepuertoricanboy1993 2 роки тому +3

      "There is a difference between honor and victory." -- Ashina Genichiro

  • @infinitememegod
    @infinitememegod 4 роки тому +48

    "NOOOooo! You can't just assassinate my general and daymio!"
    "Haha, ninja go sneak sneak"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +7

      *heh heh, stabby stabby.*

  • @verycasul
    @verycasul 4 роки тому +199

    Ah yes, finally...
    The Naruto Experience

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +14

      Haha, pretty much!

    • @olympusknight7805
      @olympusknight7805 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Because in naruto there is also a daimyo.

    • @syn_2529
      @syn_2529 3 роки тому +2

      @@olympusknight7805 ah yes the person who would always associate simple jokes with history and think they owned the person who made the joke

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +1

      @@olympusknight7805 Any of the Kage (Hokage springs to mind) fill in the role of daimyo

  • @angsern8455
    @angsern8455 3 роки тому +22

    The victory ending of the Hattori clan cutscene when they go into the modern era should be void of citizens cause all of them are well hidden.

  • @Red_Blade
    @Red_Blade 4 роки тому +23

    Clans: "FIGHT US WITH HONOR ON THE BATTLEFIELD YOU COWARDS!"
    Hattori ninja army: *"Yes, but actually no"*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +1

      *heh heh stabby stabby*

    • @Red_Blade
      @Red_Blade 4 роки тому

      @@Pilps *nothing personnel, kid*

  • @GamerBravo7
    @GamerBravo7 4 роки тому +68

    10:34 "I played enough with this sword"
    drops it and take another

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +17

      *awkwardly dies off camera* ;)

  • @juhaszmate5095
    @juhaszmate5095 4 роки тому +87

    This format is the best of both worlds, it mixes those 5 minute "the ____ experience" shitposts, and a several hour long letsplay series, into a 30 minute -shitseries- playpost
    (Is shitseries crossed out for anyone? It should be strikethrough, but im on mobile and its not showing for me.)

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +17

      Yeh it striked through aha and yeah, i try to get all blended into one. I hate how long & lazy let's plays are and i wanna show the whole story of the campaign as much as i can, with epic and funny parts :D

    • @juhaszmate5095
      @juhaszmate5095 4 роки тому +1

      Im completely with you, i just get bored a couple episodes in, because its mostly uncut, and progress is slow compared to a shooter game. Though this way, as the creator youre done with a whole campaign in 1 video, so you earn much less then a lets play series would. Even with how much views drop off after the first couple videos, im pretty sure you earn more with the same subcount, doing a lets play, than you would a video like this, since some of those subscribers (even if a small minority) will watch all the episodes, and if youre done with a campaign in 1 video, theres not a thing that your most dedicated viewers can do to help you out, beyond watching the 1 video. I kinda went on a tangent there, sorry.

    • @BluJean6692
      @BluJean6692 4 роки тому

      Plus theres a real sense of dramatic framing and scene...

    • @grank8189
      @grank8189 4 роки тому

      A shithrough.

  • @nogohoho
    @nogohoho 4 роки тому +18

    Ah yes, our allies shall storm the castle, and we will support them.
    *watches from the next hill as the allies do all the fighting and dying*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +7

      It's the Hattori way! :D

    • @fakeblue8985
      @fakeblue8985 3 роки тому

      The Hattori do a bit of trolling

  • @jubisvaldo5450
    @jubisvaldo5450 4 роки тому +464

    Absolutely dishonorable
    I like it

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +29

      *Stabby stabby!*

    • @TITANia69420
      @TITANia69420 4 роки тому +8

      There's nothing dishonorable about ambush
      **Nothing**

    • @ayanoaishi7189
      @ayanoaishi7189 4 роки тому +11

      Lord shimura anger intesify

    • @ragnerschwarzmane3412
      @ragnerschwarzmane3412 4 роки тому +4

      „A shinobi should know the difference between honor and victory.“
      -someone who cut your arm of and left you to die

    • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
      @directrulefromgamerchair3947 3 роки тому +1

      ABSORUTERY DISONORABUR
      *commits sudoku*

  • @noelzaporteza4693
    @noelzaporteza4693 4 роки тому +79

    It's incredible to survive a stab in the neck while your sleeping. That guy either have a stronk ass neck or a very good healer.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +21

      Probably one of the most bullshit things i've seen aha

    • @noelzaporteza4693
      @noelzaporteza4693 4 роки тому +6

      @@Pilps So what's next on the list m8 :)

    • @thatguy6919
      @thatguy6919 4 роки тому +6

      Nah the agent just swapped his dagger for a butter knife, common mistake

    • @filmecke2618
      @filmecke2618 3 роки тому +2

      @@Pilps yeah that animation made me mad and I wanted to fire that ninja 🥷 but I couldn’t find him

  • @germancat8754
    @germancat8754 4 роки тому +60

    This channel is so underrated

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +7

      Thanks man :)

  • @faizalf119
    @faizalf119 4 роки тому +8

    Imagine this kind of shogunate, filled with spy networks everywhere and keeping tab on everyone. Every problem is handled via Assassination. Also when admiral Perry come sure he can enter the harbour but he and his crew got Assassinated later that night and their body and ship disappear.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +4

      Heh heh *stabby slashy*

  • @tessganuelas1723
    @tessganuelas1723 4 роки тому +12

    Samurai: *Kills that guy*
    His Teammates: Aight, your soul is mine
    1:32

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +1

      YAAAAAAAARRAGHJHHJ

  • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
    @directrulefromgamerchair3947 3 роки тому +13

    you know, the end cinematic to any Shogun 2 campaign is probably the best of any TW game. The Diamyo of your clan, revered through the centuries all the way to modern Japan, the clan banner hanging from a modern skyscraper. I have to wonder if the Japan depicted remained a Shogunate, or maybe I'm reading too much into it lol

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 роки тому +1

      Its pretty darn cool! Its the same and a call back to the winning cinematic in the first Shogun game, it's the exact same cinematic!

    • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
      @directrulefromgamerchair3947 3 роки тому

      @@Pilps ah shogun 1 was a bit before my time, my first tw game was rome 1

  • @balboboogins2511
    @balboboogins2511 4 роки тому +60

    Uh oh the ninja boys are gaming

  • @Cookiescool2
    @Cookiescool2 4 роки тому +231

    *Don't* *lie* *to* *us* *Pilps*
    *You* *blew* *up* *half* *your* *ashigaru* *making* *this* *video* *didn't* *you?*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +124

      *Acceptable causalities intensifies*

    • @warvester
      @warvester 4 роки тому +56

      *laughs in Imperial Guard*

    • @eggycroissant0778
      @eggycroissant0778 3 роки тому +14

      @@warvester I think you mean shovel noises intensifies

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Рік тому +1

      Hojo bomb throwers got nothing on Kisho ninja when it comes to friendly fire.

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +6

    "To see us is a dangerous thing. But it is infinitely more dangerous if you cannot see us, and can only hear our laughter."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 роки тому

      Ooooo I like that!!

  • @thenightqueen0
    @thenightqueen0 2 роки тому +4

    As Amaterasu's descendents rule the Imperial court, Tsukuyomi's followers now rule the Shogunate. The Emperor in the light of Amaterasu's sun, and Tsukuyomi now in the shadow's of night, through the Hattori Shogunate.

  • @slightlyburntmarshmallow4301
    @slightlyburntmarshmallow4301 4 роки тому +32

    Best 20 minutes of my life, besides the 20 minutes I spent watching your other videos

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +6

      Ayeeeeeeeee ;) Thank you!

  • @middleground7108
    @middleground7108 4 роки тому +43

    Hottori have more upkeep for units so much so that in legendary difficulty every turn is constant struggle to keep your money slightly above minus
    But it's goddamn fun to attack your enemy from all sides with cav and mele infantry

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +11

      It's not that hard if you trade with all the new clans and have a shit tonne of settlements with saki dens & farms :D

    • @middleground7108
      @middleground7108 4 роки тому +5

      @@Pilps yeah i personally build all financial buildings before realm divide

    • @duypham-nt1mp
      @duypham-nt1mp 3 роки тому +2

      Uhm hey did hattori cav have kido training too

  • @LovesQo
    @LovesQo 4 роки тому +17

    I only see 4s now and I'm already rolling on the ground laughing. ... Otherwise perfect again, I can't help but for me Shogun2 is still the best Total war and the fact that someone makes videos like this is incredible for me and I can't wait for what will happen next. As a die-hard Shogun 2 fan, thank you very much.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +5

      Thanks dude glad you enjoy the videos :)

  • @tomaswalker1903
    @tomaswalker1903 4 роки тому +11

    0:37 Hears Mastery of the Arts....I see what you did there.

  • @vred3139
    @vred3139 4 роки тому +8

    6:18 exactly where I lost my sides

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +5

      And so did the enemies! Haha, glad you enjoyed that part, it's probably my favourite

  • @Thefontyman
    @Thefontyman 4 роки тому +4

    Daimyos: NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE AN ARMY OF STEALTHY ASSASSINS THAT'S DISHONOURABLE
    Hattori: Haha, Ninja go

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому

      *heh heh, stabby stabby!*

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 3 роки тому +4

    That “Here I go killin’ again.” soundbite will never not be hilarious to me.

  • @fabshooter4891
    @fabshooter4891 4 роки тому +11

    The Hattori Clan: Brb We'll just Naruto run to Kyoto to get that Shogun seat

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +3

      *heh heh, stabby stabby!*

  • @FELONIOUSBOLUSS
    @FELONIOUSBOLUSS 4 роки тому +32

    10:08 442th Infantry Regiment defeats nazi formation.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +8

      *heh heh, sneaky stabby stabby*

  • @ventusastrea3850
    @ventusastrea3850 4 роки тому +5

    Out of curiosity I did a quick calculation, pilps lost 75 units and going with the 150 men per unit average, they lost about ~11,250 men, could less or more due to not knowing how big the units might be. (obviously pilps blew up more from units that didn't permanently die and later got them replenished) in comparison pilps took out 2133 units with yet again the 150 men per unit average that amounts to a nice ~320,000 enemy casualties. Presumably pilps didn't leave no enemies alive because there shall not be any witnesses, meaning that the enemy casualties are closer to that final number than pilps's casualties are. So yeah, pretty terrifying imo xD
    Edit: I quickly counted that the enemy casualties are 28x times that of pilps's.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +2

      The more you know! :D

    • @ventusastrea3850
      @ventusastrea3850 4 роки тому +1

      @@Pilps I'm glad you liked my comment, which I had forgotten I made :D It definetly made my day, thanks!

  • @BluJean6692
    @BluJean6692 4 роки тому +7

    Worf: "They are WITHOUT honor!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому

      *heh heh, stabby stabby*

  • @oliversteele1624
    @oliversteele1624 4 роки тому +11

    I feel like the Oda Experience is going to be fire, like I love all of the TW Experiences so far but I feel like Oda is going to be special

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому

      Maybe.... wait and see :D Glad you enjoy the videos

  • @Acquiescence
    @Acquiescence 4 роки тому +3

    5:02 i love how that fort is literally cornered with nowhere to go

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому

      I guess they thought it would be a good position to rely on the cliff edges of the ocean and focus all fortification's & men on the mainland side, either way they are cornered! aha

    • @Acquiescence
      @Acquiescence 4 роки тому

      Sometimes theres an advantage of being cornered but like u risk everything u have

  • @dawgpad
    @dawgpad 4 роки тому +8

    6:20 That Ninja sounds like he is about to explode. XD
    Also, this video has lots of ninjas.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +1

      *heh heh, stabby stabby.*

  • @eiskohl8575
    @eiskohl8575 4 роки тому +49

    Ninja : *Teleports behind you*
    "Nothing Personal Kiddo"
    Hattori Ninja : *teleports behind Ninja*
    "Omae wa mou shindeiru"
    Great Video as always dude! You keep the content great as previously! Keep on the great work man :D

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +4

      *heh, heh, stabby stabby!* Thanks man glad you enjoyed it :)

    • @victuz
      @victuz 3 роки тому

      Personnel*

    • @eiskohl8575
      @eiskohl8575 3 роки тому

      @@victuz wat?

    • @victuz
      @victuz 3 роки тому

      @@eiskohl8575 Nothing personnel kid

    • @eiskohl8575
      @eiskohl8575 3 роки тому

      @@victuz Personnel means something else tho?
      Atleast in german, personal means like from one person to another while personnel means something like working staff

  • @Ashes-Crime
    @Ashes-Crime 3 роки тому +4

    Шикарная анимация сражений между воинами один на один, добивания. Даже захотелось ещё раз самому компанию пройти.)😁 За озвучку отдельное спасибо, и за гейшу!😄

  • @randomcommenter5266
    @randomcommenter5266 3 роки тому +8

    "Let's send hundreds of ninjas who study the way of the shadow and hides in the night to fight in broad daylight without a hiding spot and armor."
    *VICTORY*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 роки тому

      A GLORIOUS VICTORY WILL SOOOOOOOOOOON BE YOURS!!!!

  • @faisalnehal372
    @faisalnehal372 4 роки тому +5

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Pilps: " *stabby stabby* " everywhere

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +3

      *heh heh, stabby stabby*

  • @Spindrift
    @Spindrift 4 роки тому +10

    14:22 "that was sick, bro!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +2

      Gotta love Shogun 2's combat animations!

  • @Rizkyace118
    @Rizkyace118 4 роки тому +5

    That was unexpected... Just like the ninjas! Didn't expect you to upload Shogun at all today.
    Good work sir and good luck on your future endeavors! 👍🏼

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +1

      Thanks man, glad you enjoyed the video! :)

  • @otterton9852
    @otterton9852 6 місяців тому +1

    Other clans: we only use a few ninjas
    Hattori: ninjas with swords, ninjas with guns, ninjas with bows, ninjas on horses, and ninjas with bombs

  • @ross9570
    @ross9570 4 роки тому +6

    the ninjas are running shameful display!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +1

      *heh heh, stabby stabby!*

  • @grandadmiralzaarin4962
    @grandadmiralzaarin4962 4 роки тому +9

    Dude where did you stab him, the toe?! He was Sleeping!
    I've said this on some of the 'Enemy Wounded' scenes lol

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +1

      Such bullshit aha :D

  • @acupuncturecrocs8401
    @acupuncturecrocs8401 3 роки тому +3

    Homer :Bart i don't want to alarm you but
    OUR HIDDEN UNITS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED MY LORD
    Bart: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 роки тому +1

      Heh heh! I see what you did there!

  • @Remixception
    @Remixception 4 роки тому +2

    The Tyler1 racecar noises at 6:21 and the Patrick scream at 8:36 absolutely DESTROYED my sides. Please keep making these. They're comedy gold my guy.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому

      Haha glad you enjoyed those parts! I loved putting those sounds in aha

  • @empanthem2005
    @empanthem2005 4 роки тому +2

    The famous shinobi Richard Tyler Blevins is proud

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому

      It could only be him for the thumbnail! :D

  • @maneike
    @maneike 4 роки тому +25

    You set it to legendary difficulty and can quick-save?
    *You naughty naughty you teasing me you naughty naughty*
    Still a great vid!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +3

      The mods allow it! But great meme, i love that one!

    • @juhaszmate5095
      @juhaszmate5095 4 роки тому +6

      With all those mods its probably best you can quick save, i always forget to save my games, and when im playing something like hearts of iron 4 with a million mods, it tends to crash. Often.

  • @DOOM6287
    @DOOM6287 4 роки тому +5

    great vid as always, really high quality editing too! Have fun on your vacation!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +2

      Thanks man glad you enjoyed it! And will do :)

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 Рік тому +1

    1:17
    Ninjas just sitting on the grass like playing uno or football as their allies die

  • @abhijaysarmah7418
    @abhijaysarmah7418 2 роки тому +1

    "Dude where tf u stabbed him, in the toe ?"
    The ninja: "WroNG, I StaBBed him in tHe BeaRD"

  • @shaerick6867
    @shaerick6867 4 роки тому +13

    I'd be very interested to see "the (blank) experience" videos for other total war games

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +6

      Don't worry that's planned for the channel! :)

  • @saltyfrenchy4324
    @saltyfrenchy4324 4 роки тому +15

    Wait ... they are all sharply dressed ... with full face cover ... masters of stealth ... and appears out of nowhere to kill you ...
    *In TF2 spy voice* Magnificent ...
    *Heavy french snorting intensifies*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +2

      *Gentlemen*

  • @internetuser320
    @internetuser320 2 роки тому

    7:18
    My​ Assasination experience:*drink well​ made​ lethal​ poison* enemy:"wounded"

  • @98765zach
    @98765zach 8 місяців тому +1

    Hattori kisho ninjas
    Like Katana Samurai, but they’re in your walls

  • @middleground7108
    @middleground7108 4 роки тому +6

    15:01 I'm home alone and it's 2AM in here and i think i accidentally farted

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +1

      I'm so sorry! I just pinned this in my Discord X'D

    • @middleground7108
      @middleground7108 4 роки тому +1

      @@Pilps no worries

  • @nykolap.5484
    @nykolap.5484 4 роки тому +18

    Hey, y’all.
    How do you guys like to employ the Hisho Ninjas on the battlefield? I never really figured them out and I’ve played the game for awhile.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +15

      Mass spam them, surround the enemy on all sides. Have a small force of yari charging them in the open to distract them, with one or two cavarly units to come in for an extra high speed flank, then as they are focused on your yari, charge all your ninja and cav from all sides, they will break within seconds!

    • @fsdafdsafdas
      @fsdafdsafdas 2 роки тому

      @@Pilps Thank you!!!!

  • @kylekrum8804
    @kylekrum8804 4 роки тому +1

    Another amazing video my guy. The Tyler race car scream with the ninja had me rolling.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому

      It was my favourite part editing too aha! Glad you enjoyed it :D

  • @Cthight
    @Cthight 3 роки тому

    04:31 lol how he just look so fascinated about that bomb like a ossesed cat with furballs.

  • @kaigamer8250
    @kaigamer8250 4 роки тому +5

    Another masterpiece of a video. Hope to see more of these, especially on other Total War games.
    Keep up the good work!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому

      Thanks man. glad you enjoy the videos! And that's the plan! :)

  • @konpekinogomi
    @konpekinogomi 4 роки тому +6

    Fk yeeeeeeeessssss, I wondered when you'll be uploading again. Thank youuu ❤️

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +3

      Hope you enjoyed it! :d

    • @konpekinogomi
      @konpekinogomi 4 роки тому +1

      @@Pilps u bet i did. 😉 Keep it up we'll support ya

  • @TheDemonicHorseman
    @TheDemonicHorseman 6 місяців тому

    4:16
    That's my favorite part. I can't stop rewinding there.

  • @freshoiled3493
    @freshoiled3493 3 роки тому +1

    Im in tears man...the cenematic with awesome heroic song..wow at 6:21 feels like im really one of your ninja troops...its an honor to serve u my lord Pilps!!!
    P/s: thankyou so much for putting alot of affort and listing the song..it was epic...💓

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 роки тому +2

      Glad you enjoyed it man, thanks for the kind words! :D

  • @windingo9970
    @windingo9970 4 роки тому +9

    ok so i got like..questions,
    1: what mods you using
    2: what gives you these cool maps
    3: what gives you those cool kisho ninja, i only got like 1 alternativ...p2w?

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +2

      All mods used are in the descriptions of my videos ;)

    • @windingo9970
      @windingo9970 4 роки тому

      ah ty

  • @azariel4127
    @azariel4127 4 роки тому +4

    OH YEAH DUDE. THANKS FOR THE VIDEO!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому

      Hope you enjoy it man! :D

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 4 роки тому +2

    *Recruits Ninja*
    Me:
    "WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +1

      The Hattori are basically a clan of Naruto runners aha

  • @NgocNguyen-bh3qf
    @NgocNguyen-bh3qf 5 місяців тому +2

    17:29 Usaint Bolt, is that you?

  • @williamthompson1537
    @williamthompson1537 4 роки тому +4

    Shoguns minding their own business
    Hattori: Amouria Mou shindeiru
    Nani?

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +1

      *heh heh, stabby stabby!*

  • @Nightsmith_After_Dark
    @Nightsmith_After_Dark 4 роки тому +4

    If someone knows how to play this please explain what I just watched like... just wha? Why is the AI not doing shit, why are the units climbing the wall and why isn't DJ Kahled featured?

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому +7

      All units can climb! The ninjas are hard to spot for the AI when they are hidden with their special ability, and they don't fall when climbing walls! You can essentially infiltrate a castle and start taking it over before the AI is to late to realise what is happening

    • @Nightsmith_After_Dark
      @Nightsmith_After_Dark 4 роки тому +1

      @@Pilps ahhhhhh okay this makes more sense I was legit just sitting here like ?????

  • @josephquinnswolin3500
    @josephquinnswolin3500 3 роки тому +2

    Hattori exist
    Lord Shimuria: Jin look at what you have done.

  • @marveyzing1495
    @marveyzing1495 3 роки тому

    " uhh guys weren't the enemy just north of us "
    " yeah there were north were what's that sound "

  • @phsychialchemist
    @phsychialchemist 4 роки тому +1

    Hattori ninja, able to cut you up with their sheathes still on

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому

      Blame the mod for that aha 😅

  • @alexismisrachi3946
    @alexismisrachi3946 4 роки тому +1

    Holy shit great series of vids ! You popped out of nowhere and instantly produced awesome content, hope you keep going
    Also damn shogun 2 with mods is cinematic as hell

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 роки тому

      Thanks man for the kind words :)

  • @broadbandislife
    @broadbandislife 3 роки тому

    "Our army has been ganked by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to - wait, what?"

  • @david_3248
    @david_3248 Рік тому

    2:52 I love the CAPTAIN LOOK reference