I'm dating a guy who banged his cousin
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- Опубліковано 23 жов 2024
- From Stavvy's World Bonus #81 - Live Call Show Vol. 12 w/ Matteo Lane: / stavvysworld
Matteo Lane, beloved friend of the pod, returns to Stavvy’s World for a very special live call episode!! Matteo and Stav impart their wisdom directly to callers LIVE ON AIR - including a man who’s concerned his girly first-grade son is gonna get bullied, a woman dating a man who has hooked up with his cousin, a father who wants to educate his son on being uncircumcised, and much more.
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Cousinlingus
😂
This is simply beautiful👀😆
That's how ya pun 🤣
Ll😅
Beat me
Stav controls his laughter like he conrols his portions
Exactly theres no need to, hes perfect the way he is. 👌
@@connor4151 I need the mf to live for a long time cause I'm Michael Douglas for him
🔥🔥🔥
That’s fucked up…….. and completely true 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We need a wellness check on Sandy. She asked for advice and she got a roast.
She wanted a spitroast and only got a regular roast
Wanted to invite the cousin to the spit roast but it got awkward
😭😭
Stavvy's callers are f'ing unhinged. I love it.
Can you imagine if Nick had been the one to start a call in show for his fans
"Hi yeah my name is Markus Demon Gay and I'm trying to put the skeleton of a woman inside the flesh of another woman but the blood is rusting up my 14th century medieval gauntlets like crazy. What kind of oil should I be putting on them? Also I'm gay"
Up there with Lyle the therapy gecko 😊
Saying “I only ate my cousin out, nothing else” actually translates to “We completed 5 chapters of the Kama Sutra”
mateo's "no no, not like this" was so funny. i died.
Stav be like "hey, glass houses, y'know"
I was just going to comment this hahaha
If you died how did you type this
@@FrostedRaps he's a g-g-g-ghooooost!!!!
He respawned super fast@@FrostedRaps
Mateo was done in the first 45 seconds
He wants absolutely nothing to do with this 😂😂😂😂
Sandy has buyer's remorse but just can't allow herself to sell the lemon out of pride of ownership.
She’s deep in the sunk cost fallacy
She likes an "adventure" but he's kinda off the map entirely
This guy is a few steps away from a lemon party
Girl must have ZERO options 😭
Or REALLY low self esteem
The thing about the options out there is that each is worst than the last.
@@nataliaalfonso2662Correction: the options OF THE GUYS YOU'RE INTERESTED IN are worst than the last. You're not actually describing ALL options by any means. There's plenty of great guys for you, you've just never "felt drawn to them".
This story started off crazy and then continued to just go completely off the rails.
Towards a cliff, rolling down in a flaming car
The stem portion of broccoli actually has quite a lot of nutrients in it. Don't be afraid to chop it up and add it to your stir-fry!
It's my favorite part
American Chinese takeout does it best, cut down from the florets through the stem, every bite has a bit of both.
Thank you sir for this helpful information
That's my favorite part of the broccoli
Awesome comment, 10/10 recommendation!!
I feel bad for Sandy, but at the same time Stav’s laughter is so genuine and hilarious.
As genuine as a 3 dollar bill
@@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeatthere’s no way stavs been faking that laugh for all these years. That’s just who he is
Why do you feel bad for her? Lmao
She had one kink he had the whole collection I'm sure she can find a one or two kink man
Probably cause I can't imagine how bad your mental health has to be, for eating your cousin out to not be a deal-breaker. Like have some self respect Sandy.@@orfeo793
Matteo's hillbilly voice is fucking Gold!
It's so good I thought it was a third person on the mic.
@@Szeptun Same! I´ve been a fan of him for a while and watched a lot of his comedy, but this character i did´nt know. The range this guy has!
Mateo just needs a lit cigarette hanging out of his mouth with that 1,000 yard stare to be the perfect shook veteran.
I never expected to see someone fill in "1000 _____ stare" with yard instead of island in stav's comments
Sandy get back on the apps and keep looking for the bisexual man of your dreams who can prioritize you.
LMFAOOOO! So motherfucking glad this was a live actual phone call! Way to fucking produce Eldis!!
Eldis is the 🐐
Please keep bringing Mateo on! He’s such a gem.
he crushed the advice this ep too
What a way to start the day 😂😂 its only downhill from here
Alabama meets Brokebackmountain
Brokebama Mountain
Respect to Sandy for the perfect amount of cluelessness.
Mateos "...nono, not like this" was chefs kiss
The title alone is wild 💀
Stavv and Matteo are so good together 💯
Definitely as far as the calls go. It's crazy the level and style of analysis when they get together. How they compliment one another's life experience and ability to give advice. And comically they have great synergy (for lack of a better term). Certainly in the top 3 regulars on Stavvy's world.
I love her use of the word partaking
Head shake back to reality at 2:54 has me so weak after those roasts 😂😂😂 you can see the gears still turning
The caller has zero comedic timing and just bad awareness that if people are laughing or talking while she's talking, no one will hear what tf she's saying.
I was literally scrolling through messages to come across someone discussing this. I couldn’t get past her meandering while the fellas are laughing😂
It might've been possible that Eldis had their mic volumes low or muted and/or she had her phone volume low and she didn't hear. I guess it's a bit of a stretch, considering it's Stav's laugh.
She’s also like, just a caller and not an actor so can we really expect Shakespearean storytelling
@@zanpakutoman4225It's because they're blowing out the nose gate
She said all she needed to say in her first sentence- "So I've been having this kind of situation-ship going on, for honestly its, been.. close to 2 years now.."
2 years? I was expecting 6 months tops. She's not going to have a relationship after 2 years of a situation-ship where its been off and on and they've even lost touch with each other.
What exactly does she think is going to change?
Move on now while its under your will to do so, its only going to get harder not easier, or even more-so if he finds someone else and then has an actual relationship with.
Sandy needs some self respect and self worth.
Does she seriously want this guy the father of her child? Get a grip woman.
I had a friend who was in an equally confusing situation ship. We were at a bar and the guy she was crushing on wasn't interested, but his ugly friend was. She went for it, and the next day texted me how she thinks he's the one. Then went on to tell me he's poly, straight but likes to get blowjobs from random guys, doesn't believe in condoms and has genital herpes. She legit told me that since most ppl have mouth herpes that it would be hypocritical and mean of her to not date him cuz of the herps. And that it would be close minded and homophobic of her to have a problem with him going to glory holes. The bizarre woke gaslighting was insane 😂.
Doesnt sound like she's looking for a father. Just looking for some deviant "fun"... to each their own I guess
@@Ja_Mes Wut? His advice is reasonable
@@Ja_Mes If he's already at least 30, she would likely be a similar age as she doesn't really sound younger.
If she's wanting a relationship and kids then she really doesn't have the luxury to keep doing what shes doing.
She needs to start getting serious which means time alone first to get clear on her inner stuff, and then she'l be in the right place for what she wants if thats of course what she wants.
@@Ja_Mes 🤣🤣🤣
Watching stav try to see this in a serious way kills me. You can literally see the jokes stirring in his head lmao
A week ago my roommate just admitted to me that her last serious relationship was with a man who slept with his cousin. I definitely did not have the right reaction. I was hoping it was an isolated incident by one weirdo, but here we are.
Matteo will always be my favorite guest
As rough as this conversation had to be for her, I think it is exactly what she needed. Anyone, and I really mean anyone, deserves better than some weird 2 year fling with a guy who ate out his cousin.
If her voice didn't sound so serious, I would think she's making this up. If it really IS real, then she's NUTS lol
IM HOWLING this entire phone call 😂😂😂😂
You can tell this lady is nuts because she just keeps talking over heavy laughter
"You got to take the good with the bad" 😂
3:36 Mateo was right to ask. Cases of incest amongst adults are often the result of childhood sexual abuse.
Would've liked to have heard the caller talk more TBH, there was more tea that needed to be spilled!!!
“…at what point did you hear yourself…” one of the funniest responses imaginable for this situation…
3:20 “AND IT HAPPENED 2 NIGHTS IN A ROW”?!?!?!
I NEVER CAUGHT THIS HOLY SHIT 💀💀💀
Sounds like they deserve each other.
This shit is CRAZY, and I love Mateo, I'm so glad he was on for this one
Sorry guys hold up
If you don’t draw the line at uhhhh, INCEST, ya got a problem
Holy shit, this is prob the funniest segment Ive seen from this show 😭😭 i could not stop cackling the entire time and Stavvy's faces were fucking killing me
HE PARTICIPATED IN COUSINLINGUS
😂😂😂😂 gold right there good one
I actually had a cousin make a pass at me last year both at Thanksgiving and Christmas and my solution was to tell everyone. Haven't seen her since! (I let it slide at t-day and drunkenly announced it when it happened again)
This is probably one of the funniest videos I’ve seen from a podcast.
But he actually gave her good advice.
Eldis "you got to take the good with the bad" That's funny.
How is nobody talking about Matteo’s southern accent😂
This is insane....keep em coming boys
He should have taken that to his grave. Talk about over sharing 😂
6am uploads from the albanian dog are my favorite!
Hearing stav laugh makes it so much funnier
Mateos hillbilly accent was awesome
Stav would have burst if he had heard it happened two nights in a row.
They don't see eachother often...But hoooo..when they do! 🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooo @ 2:53 Stav had to contain himself 😂 shook himself out of roast mode 😂
My fave duo back for another episode! Nice
These call-ins are addictive 😂
Matteo Lane is the wise gay friend we all need.
I didn't realize how much I needed this crossover episode
I obviously need to start watching this podcast.
I think in the deep south they say why would you go across the street when you can go across the hall 😢
These people are likely handing a lot of trauma. Not excusing it but usually those who aren't equipped to handle the fuckery of life feed into it
That sentence is soooooo correct. And it’s why people need to steer clear of the truly disturbed.
My best friend’s brother moved to Florida and is now marrying his cousin he met there.
wtf hahahaah
Lmao
Bahahahahahaha that's so FL
It sounds like her only complaint is that she doesn’t get to go on the camping trips.
Bro wtf 😂
Lol. I think this lady rules
Matteo’s face at 3:30 😂. Agree brother, that’s even more confusing somehow
I think y'all missed the point that the question she's really asking is "How can I blackmail him into getting an invite to the homoerotic camping trips with as little guilt as possible?"
I compare stavs laugh after hearing "in his 30s" to that of a Gleeful child during Christmas 😂 that info brought him such joy
Only podcast worth watching, Stavs contagious laughter is great
I recognize her voice…. Granted I could be wrong, but she has an awfully distinctive voice. I might have to mention Stavvy to her, and see if her reaction changes lol
You need to update this when appropriate
What happened
stav just not being able to control himself while mateo just having a look of slight to extreme disgust the entire time
Funny the caller seemed annoyed. How TF did she think they would react
Bro Sandy this dude is not into you like that. Jesus 😂
Mateo really be the best episodes 😂 is this on the Patreon??
2:24 you can see Matteo try not to laugh when she brings up her dead parents lmao
Mateo is a true Queen, that man needs to be cherished. Every time he’s on it’s extra hilarious
Sandy….love yourself baby
I am SO glad this wasn’t just a voice message 😂
7:00 stavvy played an air guitar lick ahhahahaha
Damn mateo has genuine concern in his face hearing this story🤣🤣 he’s completely disgusted.
I love how Matteo is annoyed af 😂
Stacy trying not to laugh and be respectful is hilarious
Damn just reminded me of the clip where mateo realized his aunt knew he was gay when she gave him a wicked doll lol
Dude had a warhammer, and she's hooked.
Girlie pop needs to focus on herself for a while. I suggest intensive therapy about why she’s emotionally involved with someone who committed incest.
FWB means friend with benefits. FRIENDS with benefits. lol so moving past the incest and everything’s else (not my business, I won’t kink shame), he’s not respecting your time. And friends don’t do that.
Casual doesn’t mean they get to treat you like crap.
Watching all of these calls at work with no earbuds, connected to the Bluetooth stereo
Hit me up, ladies
I have rewatched the beginning of this do many times
6:21 was pretty genius lmao
Stavy looks like a missing character from one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
American Fiction is so good. My cousin liked it too.
Stav physically shaking off the laughter at 2:54 sent me
I think i have to join your patreon now. Because this shit... is fucking...wild!!!
Geez louise fellas... you got me lol
what in the world, lady 😂
Guy saw fast and furious way too often
Best one yet!
Mateo always hears people’s craziest love lives
He's not that in to you....
That was pure gold