Ah... Eto... Blegh...? Elves Explained! | comic by baalbuddy

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  • @SolusAstorias
    @SolusAstorias  Рік тому +3075

    This video is just to put together all the "Elves Explained" videos.
    Fun Fact: The title "Elves hahaha ☕" is apparently demonetizable.
    "What's the ending song?" - Music is always in the description.
    - \[T]/ Solus

    • @Bondrewd__21
      @Bondrewd__21 Рік тому +65

      Ahahahhhahhahah ☕️

    • @eveakane6563
      @eveakane6563 Рік тому +53

      Great, they've taken over yt

    • @Shinobubu
      @Shinobubu Рік тому +16

      The new Tribe as old as the old tribe.

    • @UnofficialCyane
      @UnofficialCyane Рік тому +5

      This Yuuka inspired very monetizable title should do the trick though

    • @outis7080
      @outis7080 Рік тому +25

      Admins ☕

  • @lemao2222
    @lemao2222 Рік тому +7411

    I love how elvenkind assumes he’s building a harem, but the guy actually just wants to adventure.

    • @Norzel7
      @Norzel7 Рік тому +621

      He has a mission to save the world, and for once, he takes it seriously.
      Imagine the look on BBEG face when, instead of coming through a front door and making their way through dozens of tentacle traps, protagonist party bursts from the floor in his throne room!

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 Рік тому +73

      Celebrimbor, shame png

    • @Raoul.
      @Raoul. Рік тому +196

      He's an isekai protagonist hero, so it's a fair assumption... Or, it would be, if he wasn't isekai'd into Baalbuddy's universe. Not even the isekai protagonist can (read: willing to) save elves from eternal elfcel-dom

    • @atheontimesconflux1067
      @atheontimesconflux1067 Рік тому +98

      Hence, the dwarven BROTHERHOOD

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 Рік тому +106

      @@Raoul.
      If she didn't idiotically insist on 90% of the party being elves she might have been able to stay in the party.

  • @Manlikegibbon
    @Manlikegibbon Рік тому +5762

    I saw the dwarves and immediately thought without hesitation...
    *"ROCK AND STONE OR YOU AIN'T COMING HOME"*
    *I'M NOT HEARING ENOUGH ROCK AND STONES*

  • @magicmarlie
    @magicmarlie Рік тому +4727

    I lost it when she started crying, and then came back to finish the explanation fighting through tears. Bravo to the actors

    • @generalbolivar9736
      @generalbolivar9736 Рік тому +138

      It was some genuinely ugly crying too. The kind that you have to strain the back of your throat for and then everyone looks at you like you're choking ugly crying...

    • @nunocampea2395
      @nunocampea2395 Рік тому +30

      some dedication right there

    • @cyberianhusky6663
      @cyberianhusky6663 Рік тому +20

      KUYASHII!! Bahahhaah

    • @despair239
      @despair239 Рік тому +8

      that and "I HATE BEING A DROW MANSLAVE!!!!" killed me

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Рік тому +2459

    That dwarf ending is the best ending, bar none. I mean who wouldn't want to be surrounded by burly muscle men that, most importantly, *hate elves.*

    • @keyman245
      @keyman245 Рік тому +62

      What about dwarf woman?

    • @leoleonielsen8076
      @leoleonielsen8076 Рік тому

      @@keyman245 They are but illusions clearede by people who have small woman fetishes

    • @keyman245
      @keyman245 Рік тому +83

      @@leoleonielsen8076 but how the fuck does dwarfs reproduce, oh well fuck It, I still have my halflings and my female goblins

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 Рік тому +29

      I prefer Amazonian females and a couple of non Amazonian females.

    • @shotgunatthedisco6909
      @shotgunatthedisco6909 Рік тому +70

      @@keyman245 Its a bit of a thing where male and female dwarfs look almost exactly the same, beards and all.
      Even Tolkien said that it could be argued both ways wether Dwarvern women had beards or not, and he practically invented modern dwarves.

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 Рік тому +4374

    I just realized how much sadder the High Elf's situation is, because no doubt she's as thirsty as the regular elves but at the very least the elves are thirsty together, she doesn't even have that going for her, she's truly alone

    • @yp2427
      @yp2427 Рік тому +197

      "somber music plays"

    • @ilikemetoo3088
      @ilikemetoo3088 Рік тому +101

      Playing *evil morty song*

    • @alface935
      @alface935 Рік тому +58

      My god that is so sad

    • @yamadawaver9317
      @yamadawaver9317 Рік тому +51

      Yunyun vibes

    • @petemadrona2252
      @petemadrona2252 Рік тому +140

      Not to mention, her longevity ensures she'll be lonely for a looooooooong time

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Рік тому +2002

    Honestly I'm actually surprised she was trying to get the guy to recruit more (female) elves, instead of trying to monopolize him for herself. At least she's not selfish!... Sort of.

    • @Cha0L0rd
      @Cha0L0rd Рік тому +440

      You mean sELFish.
      Fingerguns

    • @exostorm
      @exostorm Рік тому +227

      @@Cha0L0rd the door is on your left

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 Рік тому +1

      She already resigned herself to never getting laid

    • @rambi5996
      @rambi5996 Рік тому +80

      Professionals have standards

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 Рік тому +114

      I was too at first but then I realized she is a beta elf and they usually cling on to alpha elves in hopes of getting men by osmosis. That actually makes her story confusing since she is a beta elf and alpha elves are usually high elves yet she wasn't friends with the high elf.

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn Рік тому +1713

    Dwarves: Rock and stone!
    Elves: Cock and bone!
    Know the difference!

  • @shubashuba9209
    @shubashuba9209 Рік тому +2888

    This is actually a good explanation for why boring Japanese students are able to instantly form harems in another world. They just attract all the desperate sexless females who are willing to settle for any male, no matter how unimpressive they may be. It all makes sense now.

    • @Bad_Gazpacho
      @Bad_Gazpacho Рік тому +403

      He's cracked the code.

    • @raffibagus3035
      @raffibagus3035 Рік тому +210

      God dammit it all make sense now why dint i think of that

    • @moteroargentino7944
      @moteroargentino7944 Рік тому +153

      They're all elves in disguise!

    • @winterwolf1250
      @winterwolf1250 Рік тому +352

      In all fairness, this main character has a lot more personality and character development in this little skit then 99% of Isekai protagonists in entire seasons

    • @yourlocalcorrectidiot927
      @yourlocalcorrectidiot927 Рік тому

      So me and the females have something In common except I go for women

  • @justsomeannoyingredpanda
    @justsomeannoyingredpanda Рік тому +497

    *_"KUYASHII"_* the Elf Expert screamed as she once again lost the interest of yet another human.

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 Рік тому +43

      You'd think that with them living so f*cking long they would've learned what and what not to do at this point.

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard Рік тому

      @@saulesalejos4483 Their knowledge grows with time, but so does their unsatisfied thirst. An ever balancing act which leaves most elvish females forever sexless regardless of their age.
      A truly miserable existence.

    • @DarthFandoro
      @DarthFandoro Рік тому +25

      @@saulesalejos4483 With how thirsty they are? The line's blurred.

    • @thespyingeyeofmordor
      @thespyingeyeofmordor Рік тому +2

      *Screams in Numenorean*

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 Рік тому

      Ha

  • @cbass7283
    @cbass7283 Рік тому +199

    “Enough about elf rights, let’s talk about their wrongs” saint pelinal

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono Рік тому +28

      "Number 1: THEY EXIST" - Saint Alessia the Slave-Queen

    • @joaopedrobentomorgado7256
      @joaopedrobentomorgado7256 Рік тому +20

      @@DonPatrono "Number 2: THEY BREATH" -Saint Morihaus Breath-of-Kyne

    • @schrottinator
      @schrottinator Рік тому +19

      @@joaopedrobentomorgado7256 "Number 3: THEY TALK" - Mitch, exchange student from Baltimore.

    • @jorvach9874
      @jorvach9874 Рік тому +15

      @@schrottinator Ah yes, the greatest Hero of the First Era: Mitch of Baltimore!

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Рік тому +6

      @@jorvach9874
      The first Incarnation of Shor-who-goes-missing.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 Рік тому +1074

    "NEVER TRUST AN ELF!" - based Gimli, son of Gloin

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller Рік тому +69

      Unless it's that Legolas fella he's alright I guess - also Gimli, son of gloin

    • @guillaumedeschamps1087
      @guillaumedeschamps1087 Рік тому +49

      @@zambekiller Goes on to become Best Friends Forever with Legolas, to the point of sailing to the Undying Lands together.

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller Рік тому +17

      @@guillaumedeschamps1087 aw a perfect ending

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast Рік тому +14

      Around elves, watch yourselves!

    • @SetuwoKecik
      @SetuwoKecik Рік тому +6

      Two impossible things: painting the skies, and the trustful elves.

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Рік тому +874

    Dwarves also have different subspecies:
    *Mountain Dwarf:* Stubborn, sturdy, likes beer and beards.
    *Hill Dwarf:* Stubborn, sturdy, likes beer and beards.
    *Deep Dwarf:* Stubborn, _surly,_ likes beer and beards.
    *Space Dwarf:* Stubborn, sturdy, likes beer and beards IN SPACE!

    • @arthurbarros5189
      @arthurbarros5189 Рік тому +98

      There is quite a technology involved in dealing with drinks in zero gravity.
      And making your majestic beard not block your visuals.

    • @FidoZip1988
      @FidoZip1988 Рік тому +21

      Space Dwarfs are Squads

    • @apoleon474
      @apoleon474 Рік тому +47

      At space dwarves you forgot ROCK AND STONE

    • @apoleon474
      @apoleon474 Рік тому +17

      ​@@FidoZip1988 arent they The Kin now, if you are reffering tk WH40k that is

    • @idnyftw
      @idnyftw Рік тому +15

      @@arthurbarros5189 They have a beard clippy thing that they attach from the end of the beard and onto the belt buckle to hold 'em down... in SPACE

  • @justsomeannoyingredpanda
    @justsomeannoyingredpanda Рік тому +827

    The dark elf really just disappeared right after the topic wasn't on her anymore. She must be a nightmare on dates.

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 Рік тому +133

      Well it's kinda clear that she isn't going to get hired, beside would you want to stand there and listen to that beta elf yammer on about elf types?

    • @Basedhistoryenjoyer
      @Basedhistoryenjoyer Рік тому +26

      It's okay because she's rare

    • @madkilla707
      @madkilla707 Рік тому +23

      She walked out in despair

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Рік тому +535

    There's also the extremely rare Polar Elf. They're very short, highly mischievous, and enjoy making toys and crafts. Dwarves refer to this species as "Urai'ok" which translates to "the fun ones."

    • @ocel6037
      @ocel6037 Рік тому +23

      Where did you get that from ?

    • @thatspellcastkkid_7672YT
      @thatspellcastkkid_7672YT Рік тому

      These mfs just want to bring joy all around. Truly one of the elves of all time

    • @danielm6089
      @danielm6089 Рік тому +93

      @@ocel6037 santa

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Рік тому +91

      In rare circumstances, Polar Elves will forgo making toys amd instead develop a fascination with teeth
      These elves are considered outcasts and should not be trusted with sharp objects

    • @hectorberber6391
      @hectorberber6391 Рік тому +34

      @@davidhong1934 they also regularly skip activities such as "elf practice"

  • @Y2IZI
    @Y2IZI Рік тому +921

    Voice actors deserve more respect if they are willing to destroy their vocal chords for a few laughs to be honest . (Great voice acting!)

  • @zephyrprime8
    @zephyrprime8 Рік тому +153

    Reject the lusty elf, embrace the might of the dwarwes.

  • @FlashNeko417
    @FlashNeko417 Рік тому +250

    Personal headcanon: Mom of Half-Elves Elf is the same person as High School High Elf.
    Things turned around for her in college when she met people who accepted her for her and she didn't have to put on airs anymore.
    Also the reason why Professor Elf is extra KURASHIIIIIIIIIIII about the whole thing.

    • @wolffang489
      @wolffang489 Рік тому +60

      Or maybe being isolated also isolated her from all the bad influences of dealing with other elves so she ended up semi-normal and thirsty instead of annoying and thirsty.

    • @ajayusspiritus6955
      @ajayusspiritus6955 Рік тому

      Oh she better not know or she'll implode

    • @frankwest5388
      @frankwest5388 Рік тому +23

      @@wolffang489 and after being shunned by elven socity and losing self esteem she learned to fit in with humans. Leading to her actually fitting in and finding the love and a human partner to use as a status symbol over the other elves.

    • @privateuser3726
      @privateuser3726 11 місяців тому +2

      Nope the latest video has her end up with an orc

    • @FlashNeko417
      @FlashNeko417 11 місяців тому +8

      @@privateuser3726 Hey now. It said she became a FRIEND to orcs, not that she got busy with any of them. Nothing saying that experience couldn't have helped her have the confidence to bag a human husband later on in the timeline. Hell, maybe the orcs were her wingmen, warning her of (and steering her away from) her bad instincts at the start of the relationship.

  • @DmitriStormblood
    @DmitriStormblood Рік тому +377

    Final party has massive ROCK AND STONE vibes and I am loving it.

  • @metal4life751
    @metal4life751 Рік тому +402

    I learned more about elves in this 4 minute video than in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy. Baalbuddy is something else.

    • @thespyingeyeofmordor
      @thespyingeyeofmordor Рік тому +14

      You should try the Silmarillion.
      Also, Feanor did nothing wrong.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Рік тому +6

      @@thespyingeyeofmordor Feanor did absolutely everything wrong.

    • @namethis658
      @namethis658 Рік тому +1

      @@thespyingeyeofmordor Silm has nothing to do with the subject, the elves in the tropes are not Tolkien elves, unless you can show me JRRT having actual dark elves or space elves.
      P.S. Melkor did nothing wrong.

    • @thespyingeyeofmordor
      @thespyingeyeofmordor Рік тому

      @@namethis658
      Nah, you mean Fëanor did nothing wrong.

    • @namethis658
      @namethis658 Рік тому

      @@thespyingeyeofmordor it's not my fault you lack reading comprehension

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 Рік тому +140

    As soon as you hit us with the diggy diggy hole I knew you were truly cultured

    • @LoremasterFoxBuster
      @LoremasterFoxBuster Рік тому +5

      My thoughts exactly. Truly a person of culture.

    • @jackr2287
      @jackr2287 Рік тому +5

      No person of culture likes elves. Dwarves are where it's at!

    • @stainlesssteelfox1
      @stainlesssteelfox1 Рік тому +1

      @@jackr2287 I commented the same.

  • @Amantducafe
    @Amantducafe Рік тому +77

    Dwarves personality based on apperance, from left to right
    -Dwarf with helment and long axe: Serious, determined, focused on the objective, speaks only to give tactical information.
    -Dwarf with eye patch: Leader, keeps the group together, barks orders during combat but only cares that everyone returns alive.
    -Dwarf without hairloss: Silent most of the time but observant and aware of the surroundings, only speaks to deliver witty remarks.
    -Dwarf with hairloss: Great drinking companion, the soul of the party, always quick to deliver a joke.
    -Dwarf with the crazy eyes: Doesn't speak only mumbles and grunts, sometimes even being unpredictable with random violent acts of an unhinged minds however extremly loyal.
    -Dwarf with scar: Extreme prejudice, hate and a personal vendetta towards the entire race of the creature that scarred him.

    • @-Mawce-
      @-Mawce- Рік тому +2

      What About the one with the full helm on the right?

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 Рік тому +6

      ​@@-Mawce-I believe that is the Dwarf with the crazy eyes.

    • @jackr2287
      @jackr2287 Рік тому +3

      And they're a party of fighters and thieves, who excel at killing! A fine band, I could think of none other I would like to be in the company of!

    • @romanrhino8370
      @romanrhino8370 Рік тому +2

      Dwarf with the crazy eyes: Fuller auto

  • @chrishamilton7516
    @chrishamilton7516 Рік тому +188

    “The kind of dwarf that doesn’t like elves.”
    Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down…

    • @Some_Really_Random_Dude.
      @Some_Really_Random_Dude. Рік тому +20

      Is that really such a bad thing?

    • @mexcore14
      @mexcore14 Рік тому +24

      I fail to see the problem. A Dwarf party is a Dwarf party

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 Рік тому

      They also own a space station near a dangerous planet with a lot a recourse on it

    • @bananananananabatman8999
      @bananananananabatman8999 Рік тому +1

      Sound specific enough for me!!

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku Рік тому

      A pary full of a bunch of dwarfs... Ah what's next we all go on a journey to the lonely mountain to slay a Dragon and retake a once lost dwarven kingdom full of gold

  • @TheSolitaryEye
    @TheSolitaryEye Рік тому +32

    "So, what kind of Dwarf are you?"
    "The kind that doesn't like Elves."
    "Yeah, we've established you're a Dwarf, I need you to be more specific."

    • @zaBeheaded
      @zaBeheaded 10 місяців тому +3

      the kind that doesn't work for a intergalactic mining company

  • @miguelperez9906
    @miguelperez9906 Рік тому +61

    Straight up , depressed quirky slightly less thirsty than the active elf wizard teacher girl is actually worthy of taking her on adventures mostly because she realizes how screwed she is but sticks to her teaching job and actually accomplish it with a pun at the end. I like to think he’s carrying her in the rucksack on his back

  • @xdragoonzero0
    @xdragoonzero0 Рік тому +116

    3:42
    Much better party. These guys know how to Rock and Stone.

  • @random-kun
    @random-kun Рік тому +142

    3:48 MY FAVORITE FAVORITE SCENE ON THIS COMIC
    DON'T GET ME WRONG EVERYTHING ON THIS SCENE IS MY FAVORITE SCENE

    • @RbDaP
      @RbDaP Рік тому +6

      I was NOT expecting it I cried laughing here

    • @azurephantom100
      @azurephantom100 Рік тому

      Diggy diggy hole 🎶

  • @alvarox951
    @alvarox951 Рік тому +30

    2 things
    1-if the wizard elf cried about never having a sigmificant other and incisting on a harem of mostly elves, they are probably so low in numbers for being so massively rejected that they have formet a secret alliance in order to save the species
    2- a purely dwarf party is the best kind of party

    • @frankwest5388
      @frankwest5388 Рік тому +5

      None elf insists on a harem for two reasons.
      Firstly it’s considered polite to share your human male partner. Since it represents an understanding of the horrors of a 500+ year dry lifespan.
      Secondly it’s meant to show of the quality of the male, since it implies he is horny enough to satisfy multiple elf’s.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 Рік тому +38

    3:42 Isekai MC Hero made the right choice to have a Gotrek and Felix-type adventures with the Dwarf Party.

  • @prophet4722
    @prophet4722 Рік тому +36

    Space elves = Aeldari
    They can see bad futures, try to stop them, but inadvertently end up being instrumental in causing them 😂

    • @marcustulliuscicero5443
      @marcustulliuscicero5443 Рік тому

      They are also the reason why the multiverse has decided to no longer dignify elven horniness.
      One evil god being murderfucked into existence is enough, thank you very much.

    • @namethis658
      @namethis658 Рік тому +2

      She specifically mentioned urban cyber dystopia cities, so ya know... I believe Drukhari would be the name, and the hero dude does NOT and should NOT want to get anywhere near them...

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 6 місяців тому

      @@namethis658 Hence why he likely bailed out. He KNEW what they were...

  • @majorandras7474
    @majorandras7474 Рік тому +22

    The best girl is the dwarf we made along the way or something

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Рік тому +39

    If they're all like Gimli, I'm sure we all can chill and get good times better than a harem. Dwarf party for life!!!

    • @Amantducafe
      @Amantducafe Рік тому +1

      One thing is for sure, Dwarfs know how to party.

  • @brentmatthewc.hipolito4358
    @brentmatthewc.hipolito4358 Рік тому +295

    This was quite the rollercoaster ride. That High Elf student bit was damn depressing and the dwarf party bit was just *chef's kiss*
    Let's not forget the pure emotion in the chair scene. I lost my hearing for a bit but a small price to pay for an incredible performance.

  • @yp2427
    @yp2427 Рік тому +32

    3:19 him groaning at the bad pun was relatable

  • @shinsenshogun900
    @shinsenshogun900 Рік тому +105

    The entire arc finally unleashed!

  • @livingghost7975
    @livingghost7975 Рік тому +19

    That elf pun was just enough to consider taking her whole adventuring with the dwarfs

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 Рік тому +21

    TFS Frieza: "I feel like we've been here before. Have we been here before?"

    • @christophervanoster
      @christophervanoster Рік тому +4

      Dear lord this is happening again!

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 Рік тому +2

      "Tell me, have you ever heard about Mordor?"
      Elf: N-no?
      "Funny... It's the same answer I expect to hear next time I ask someone about Thamriel"
      *Punches elf to the ground*

  • @Some_Really_Random_Dude.
    @Some_Really_Random_Dude. Рік тому +21

    I just remembered that in most fantasy universes Dwarf women also have beards. They might be the harem party!

  • @ColonelSanders17
    @ColonelSanders17 Рік тому +87

    Nice to have em all uploaded together. It all came together nicely.

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte Рік тому +9

    Elf party: you become harem romcom.
    Dwarf party: you become powermetal song.

  • @griffin6539
    @griffin6539 Рік тому +11

    At the start: 😑
    At the end: ROCK AND STONE!

  • @thuranz2773
    @thuranz2773 Рік тому +20

    That just means more elves for me!
    But stay the hell away from the Dark Space Elves. There's a reason one of their taglines is "Pray they don't take you alive."

    • @InanisNihil
      @InanisNihil Рік тому

      Ur lose.. just means more elves for me.. 😂💀

    • @Dylanfrias24
      @Dylanfrias24 Рік тому +6

      ​@@InanisNihil elves that turn people into living furniture for gigles. You can take em all

    • @InanisNihil
      @InanisNihil Рік тому

      @@Dylanfrias24 nice.. i could use a new couch.. what kinda couch do u prefer.. to be..?! 👀
      imagine what i could do to people with a harem of elves 😂
      say im late to work and someones using my car and say i personally dont like u.. well i could get a elf to turn u into a car... or say if the boss doesnt give me raise.. i could turn him into a pretty nice piece of furniture and sell him .. i mean it.. SELL IT.. for a good price.. 😂
      imagine i commit a crime and cops that come for me all turn into bar stools and etc..
      i think i chose wisely.. xD

    • @Dylanfrias24
      @Dylanfrias24 Рік тому

      @@InanisNihil you'll be the first person they'll transform. Drukhari are sadists mfs. They torture their own kind. Good luck getting them on your side💀

    • @InanisNihil
      @InanisNihil Рік тому

      @@Dylanfrias24 doubt.. keyword HAREM.. aka why would one in my harem do that to me.. when they can do it to u and ur friends and fam... remember im ONE PERSON... she would just be with.. u'd be the one of many we pass by in our travels.. ur going missing.. not me.. xD
      i didnt say id add a STUPID being into my harem..
      its like if i invited one from space to live with me in my house.. i gotta pay bills and and buy stuff.. also gov gonna come looking for missing tax payments... that means i gotta work right... aka its in HER INTEREST to fk YOU OVER not me.. xD
      and im a person of self interest and mutual transactional relationships.. personally its none of my buisness if one in my harem goes out and night and goes across town and tortures ur family .. not my problem.. 😂
      not that id wish that butt im not gonna lie and say id care.. if it matters.. i wouldnt let one borrow my car to go to ur house... they gotta walk or get a taxi... im not interested in the police coming over and asking me about my car and liscense plate seen at the scene of the crime xD
      this is "earth" they gonna have to adjust to how we do things here...
      its a mutual.. and a "dont ask dont tell" policy.. do what ya want just do tell me what u did and to who.. and be back before i go to sleep cause i aint getting up to unlock the door.. xD

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 Рік тому +76

    2:30 On the other hand, the other female Elf married The Crusader and have a Half-Elf son Henry thanks to the Cheerful Eldritch Goddess granting the wish.

  • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
    @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ Рік тому +9

    That ending was amazing. Wind Rose is always welcome in my book, even more so when it perfectly fits.

  • @LowellLucasJr.
    @LowellLucasJr. Рік тому +39

    I'll never grow tired of Baalbuddies Thirsty Elves! ❤ They will always make me happy on those lonely nights at sea...

  • @vladimirvladislavovichtira804
    @vladimirvladislavovichtira804 Рік тому +10

    0:36 the "Nani?!" is BACK!!!!

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 Рік тому +31

    1:25 High Elves are masters of the Eight Winds of Magic they meld into one in harmony and unison called "Qhaysh".

  • @ludacus1
    @ludacus1 Рік тому +4

    Brothers of the mine rejoice!
    Swing, swing, swing with me
    Raise your pick and raise your voice!
    Sing, sing, sing with me
    Down and down into the deep
    Who knows what we'll find beneath?
    Diamonds, rubies, gold and more
    Hidden in the mountain store
    Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
    Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
    Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
    To dig and dig makes us free
    Come on brothers sing with me!
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
    The sunlight will not reach this low
    Deep, deep in the mine
    Never seen the blue moon glow
    Dwarves won't fly so high
    Fill a glass and down some mead!
    Stuff your bellies at the feast!
    Stumble home and fall asleep
    Dreaming in our mountain keep
    Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb
    The Earth is our cradle, the mountain shall become our tomb
    Face us on the battlefield, you will meet your doom
    We do not fear what lies beneath
    We can never dig too deep
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
    Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
    Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
    Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
    To dig and dig makes us free
    Come on brothers sing with me!
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole

  • @theepicduck6922
    @theepicduck6922 Рік тому +14

    Rock and stone!

    • @AlphaLuna
      @AlphaLuna Рік тому +1

      ROCK AND STOE FOREVER!

  • @michaelscalia7080
    @michaelscalia7080 Рік тому +9

    I love how much effort always goes into the jokes in these comics. Baalbuddy has established an entire lore with these troll comics, and it's glorious.
    As for you guys: You have some excellent voice acting talents, and it's always fun watching your dubs.

  • @azj_
    @azj_ Рік тому +9

    Brother just join the *"DWARF PARTY"* instead Harem Elf.
    *WHAT A CHAD 🗿*

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum Рік тому +5

    I just want to comment that Yuuka killed it with the Scholar Elf voice in particular. Every voice was gold (I particularly liked the exhausted human adventurer), but Scholar just had that delightful little twinge of "nerd" to her voice that brought everything together, and keeping the sound of tears in her throat after her brief emotional breakdown was fantastic.

  • @thelion2751
    @thelion2751 Рік тому +14

    3:47 the best battle brothers I will ever see in my goddam primarch life,I approve of this and because my home is the rock and the votann are based

  • @TheTrueHolyDarkness
    @TheTrueHolyDarkness Рік тому +4

    3:45 - Now there's a party that'll get shit down. As in real life. A squad of men. For a man's job.

  • @Armoredunit
    @Armoredunit Рік тому +6

    Dwarves thought short but reliable
    Meanwhile reliable elves:"I'm am extremely rare"

  • @rukitotheunknown2198
    @rukitotheunknown2198 Рік тому +9

    Ah yes, dwarves, perfect choice

  • @ladrugo
    @ladrugo Рік тому +5

    Can never go wrong when choosing the Dwarf party except everything goes wrong in the Dwarf party
    *ROCK AND STONE!*

    • @mexcore14
      @mexcore14 Рік тому

      Isn't everything going wrong like half the adventure with a Dwarf party?

  • @wu1ming9shi
    @wu1ming9shi Рік тому +6

    See this is why I love your take on these. You just add your own dialogue which makes things even funnier.

  • @Kareszkoma
    @Kareszkoma Рік тому +6

    2:00 That's so sad. I wanna give her a hug.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy Рік тому +1

      I shall sacrifice myself and marry her to protect all of us

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma Рік тому

      @@crawlingboy What? YOU? What do you mean you will marry her?!! Bro. Rules are rules. We share. You are not alone in this.

  • @thekindhakerro82
    @thekindhakerro82 Рік тому +6

    1:00 The defeat of Dagoth Ur and it's consequences have been a disaster for the dunmer race

  • @CappyK
    @CappyK Рік тому +10

    Dwarf ending got me HYPED! You'd think in a world of super hot elves desperate for sex that'd take up my focus... but then you offer me DIGGING A HOLE WITH MY BROTHERS! YEEAAAHHH ROCK AND STONE!

  • @krisblurb9837
    @krisblurb9837 Рік тому +2

    The final scene with all the dwarfs and the music, it got my blood pumping.

  • @n0vitski
    @n0vitski Рік тому +6

    Words cannot express how based the ending of the comic is.

  • @brandonaughtman9091
    @brandonaughtman9091 Рік тому +3

    The way you bring Baalbuddy comics to life with your videos with well-timed edits, music, and sound are just fantastic as always.

  • @SchwarzSchwertkampfer
    @SchwarzSchwertkampfer Рік тому +59

    We were speeding together
    Down the dark avenues
    But besides all the stardom
    All we got was blues
    But through all the sorrow
    We were riding high
    And the truth of the matter is
    I never let you go, let you go
    We were scanning the cities
    Walking to greater dues
    But besides all the glamour
    All we got was bruised
    But through all the sorrow
    We were riding high
    And the truth of the matter is
    I had to let you go, let you go
    You go down just like Holy Mary
    Mary on a, Mary on a cross
    Not just another Bloody Mary
    Mary on a, Mary on a cross
    If you choose to run away with me
    I will tickle you internally
    And I see nothing wrong with that
    We were searching for reasons
    To play by the rules
    But we quickly found
    It was just for fools
    And after all the sorrow
    We'll be riding high
    And the truth of the matter is
    I'll never let you go, let you go
    You go down just like Holy Mary
    Mary on a, Mary on a cross
    Not just another Bloody Mary
    Mary on a, Mary on a
    You go down just like Holy Mary
    Mary on a, Mary on a cross
    Your beauty never ever scared me
    Mary on a, Mary on a cross
    If you choose to run away with me
    I will tickle you internally
    And I see nothing wrong with that
    Nothing wrong with that
    (Mary on a, Mary on a cross)
    Nothing wrong with that
    (Mary on a, Mary on a cross)
    Mary on a, Mary on a cross

  • @mugurlutr9208
    @mugurlutr9208 Рік тому +6

    2:50 she turned into a coomer right away

  • @senioravocado1864
    @senioravocado1864 Рік тому +12

    A BLESSING FROM THE LOR- wait... Is this a repost?

  • @MysteriumArcanum
    @MysteriumArcanum Рік тому +3

    I love how the elf wizard girl did the "ah, eto...bleh" meme when the misconduct allegations were brought up.

  • @skoot2488
    @skoot2488 Рік тому +5

    Im pretty sure Vulcans are technically Space Elves

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy Рік тому +1

      Please stop please just stop

    • @skoot2488
      @skoot2488 Рік тому +1

      @@crawlingboy the Romulans are Dark Elves

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy Рік тому +1

      @@skoot2488 why do you hurt me this way

    • @skoot2488
      @skoot2488 Рік тому +1

      @@crawlingboy and the Klingons are Orcs :)

    • @christianjudeberbano3134
      @christianjudeberbano3134 Рік тому +1

      @@skoot2488 gonna stop you right there.

  • @lstallings96
    @lstallings96 Рік тому +5

    Didn't expect to hear wind rose at the end.
    Now that's peak entertainment👌👌

  • @TheDarkGraven
    @TheDarkGraven Рік тому +3

    I love that ending ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!

  • @hentaizen
    @hentaizen Рік тому +6

    At 2:44 he sounds like scout

  • @soldierhobbes1182
    @soldierhobbes1182 Рік тому +5

    Honestly we should probably thank that elf for making us realize Rock and Stone is the only way.

  • @DangerDan64
    @DangerDan64 7 місяців тому +1

    "Massive Mana reserves," love it! It's that type of immature humor I adore for making sleezy explanations for the fetish fuel questions.

  • @howdydobuckeroo1204
    @howdydobuckeroo1204 Рік тому +4

    When they were gonna show the space elf, I was fully expecting a Dark Eldar in full torture and fetish attire ready to dish out pain to save their souls from Slaanesh ever so temporarily.

  • @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302
    @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302 Рік тому +5

    The Chad Isekai protag choosing a Dwarf party over an elf party is freaking great. Also if the protag happens to have been an engineer, architect, welder or blacksmith in the before the dwarves are the ones most likely to help make your teck work and while many dwarves are all about traditions as long as you keep up an honorable code of conduct I don't think it would be to bad of a problem

  • @soulezwan266
    @soulezwan266 Рік тому +9

    the type that doesn't like elf🤣
    after all the elfplanation of course i accept a dwarf party.

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 11 місяців тому +1

    And that's how the hero defeated the demon lord while inabreated while in company of 8 even more inabrated dwarfs.
    The whole room smoked of tabacco afterwards too.

  • @NeO_SaNdMaN4040
    @NeO_SaNdMaN4040 Рік тому +5

    PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE LONGER COMICS.

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 Рік тому +2

    Human joins dwarves
    *Sabaton intensifies

  • @lucack6348
    @lucack6348 Рік тому +4

    space elf = elder. If you know, you know. The dwarf in the end almost laughed me to death😂

    • @namethis658
      @namethis658 Рік тому +1

      EldAr.
      At least type it correctly, won't you, mon-keigh?

  • @saulesalejos4483
    @saulesalejos4483 Рік тому +1

    Ok the "Orc" - "Cyborc" part really cracked me up.
    That's the first time I actually laugh at these comics lol.

  • @skythegamer1702
    @skythegamer1702 Рік тому +7

    Dwarfs are the way to go

  • @newbaggett
    @newbaggett Рік тому +2

    Yuuka Bear did a great job pulling off the Absolute Suffering Solas voice in female form.🤣

  • @armorbearer9702
    @armorbearer9702 Рік тому +6

    Sigmar approves the hero's choice of companions.

  • @clownpieceenjoyer5439
    @clownpieceenjoyer5439 Рік тому +1

    Which would you rather have?
    Elf girlfriend:
    > only wants you for your body
    > only cares about her own thirsty desires, and hardly cares about your comfort
    > coward, will scream at a frog
    Party of dwarfs:
    > loyal to your cause
    > comrades who you can trust
    > will slay a dragon for you

  • @nataallcarman4092
    @nataallcarman4092 Рік тому +6

    I have a feeling that the gun the 3:04 Space Elf is holding is an StG 44 (Or at least based off of one)

  • @TypeKK
    @TypeKK Рік тому +2

    I live in Malaysia and there's a folktale creature called "Orang Bunian" that just means elves in English. Elves in our country, to be exact lands across islands of Sumatera, Borneo and Peninsular Malaysia are known to snatch humans into their world. It is speculated that people that got into elf world just accidentally stepped into an elf portal or invited by the elf themselves. It is speculated that people who got into the elf world somehow having intimate relationship with elf and this happens alot with men and sometimes women.
    Sorry for my bad English

  • @Leonardo-rj8ec
    @Leonardo-rj8ec Рік тому +3

    the way she said K U Y A S H I I , i felt that.

  • @devinhallsworth5531
    @devinhallsworth5531 Рік тому +1

    The voice acting is phenomenal, I really feel for that drow man slave. XD

  • @notarmchairhistorian7779
    @notarmchairhistorian7779 Рік тому +3

    Being a dwarf is my spirit race.

  • @Vacerous
    @Vacerous 3 місяці тому +1

    Elf Party: For clapping ass
    Dwarf Bro Party: For clapping dragon ass then hitting the tavern

  • @Joestar96
    @Joestar96 Рік тому +11

    "Ah...eto...BLEHHH~!" 1:06

  • @roanrodenmar5478
    @roanrodenmar5478 Рік тому +1

    When you need to get stuff done. A full dwarven party sounds damn productive aside from the slight drinking problem.

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 Рік тому

      Just tell em "I'll buy the next round if we get this done efficiently". The potential profit margins for the party would drastically offset the cost of what would consititute "a round" by their standards.

  • @SuwinTzi
    @SuwinTzi Рік тому +4

    i couldn't stop smiling through this video, this was fun

  • @mikelezhnin8601
    @mikelezhnin8601 Рік тому +1

    3:18 "corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture"

  • @cachehoward2852
    @cachehoward2852 Рік тому +3

    Diggy Diggy Hole is perfect for this!

  • @bionacle11
    @bionacle11 Рік тому +1

    partying with the dwarves also saves you from grudges

  • @senint
    @senint Рік тому +1

    ”Cyborc…?” THAT’S GENIUS!!! 🤣👍

  • @Nepthys_xo
    @Nepthys_xo Рік тому +2

    If you were in a dwarf party you would always hear the song "Ride of the Valkyrie"