ASMR british chav does your hair and makeup on the school bus 💄🚌 (roleplay)
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- ASMR british chav does your hair and makeup on the school bus 💄🚌
Harnessing my inner 'm to the b' for this british chav makeup roleplay, giving you a makeover at the back of the school bus! With personal attention, gossip & whispers.
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I was about to say she’s so good with her British accent but I forgot she’s actually British 😭
lol
She might be UK but she definitely not cockney 😮 9:01
Lmao. British ppl do the best British accents.
Мне нравится британский акцент
ЗаработокОвОтгшкеОohmeohmyyyy
i thought i had written this comment for a second 😅😅
This brought me back to when the chav girl on the bus defended me from bullies and sat with me helping me fix my hair, the bullies dumped food in my hair and she poured a drink on one of them and helped get some of the food out of my hair she turnt a really bad experience into a pleasant memory :) Chav girls genuinley can be so scary but so sweet if they like you.
stopp there can be genuine people out there🩷
aww im not a brit but i also have fond memories of occasionally receiving kindness from girls who were normally a bit bullyish - really proves they're just products of rough circumstances but that doesnt mean they were born that way or that they really are that way all the time
This is like the UK version of hot Cheetos girls in the US. Intimidating but will fight for the innocent girls being bothered then play with their hair
YES! 🙌🏼
Now I kinda want a crossover lmao. Imagine that
I Feel weirdly safe with this girl! So real
🥹🫶🏼
"I noticed your face is the same colour is your neck" 😂
The fact that in 2010 in Russia there was a whole Style of "Vanilla" girls who were basically chavs but instead of sports wear they had hoodies " I love London". 😂
wait this is so interesting and i need more details LMAOOO how do i look this up? tell me more please
@@ntskhunyou could try searching for “ванильки“ on google 🦭
@@ntskhungoogle “ванилька стиль” (translates to “vanilla style”)
What is chav??
More like 2008-2014. Uggs, tight jeans, long ass straightened dyed hair with long bangs, often glassless glasses, bright nails, pink or concealer lips, small eyeliner, duckface and Polaroid camera taken everywhere to make Ista pictures or VKontakte posts with cheap romantic citates. And Union Jack with ILOVENY.
oh my gooooood lmao
HI GLOW IM ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS
Random but this is one of the best quality backdrop / green screen vids I’ve seen! I feels like the edges of the person are always so fuzzy/popping in and out of the green screen but the outline of her is SHARP. Makes it that much more immersive
~••~Timestamps~••~
0:00-Complaining about bus
0:32-Talking on the phone
3:54-Saying hey
4:58-Ending phone call
5:34-Asking if you are new
6:58-Looking you over
7:30-Brushing your hair
8:54-Hair spray
10:42-Bronzer
12:28-Inspecting your eyebrows
13:35-Filling in your eyebrows
15:00-Calling out the “Geek squad”
16:04-Mascara
18:11-Concealer lips
18:40-More hair spray
19:35-Taking pictures
19:50-Talking
20:58-Phone call
🤍Have a good night/day🤍
thank you so much!! i appreciate this and i appreciate you!! :)
You should totally do a GRWM vid for the chav character
The foundation lips tho 😂😂😂
Could be worse remember tango face 😂 that foundation line all chav girls had back in 00's haha
Maybelline dream matte mousse!
Look....if there had been better shades....the coverage and texture were great....i will die on this hill 😅@@xinfiny
Fr
concealer^😅
These girls used to terrify me in school now here I am falling asleep to this video 😅 full circle
Those types of girls used to bully me at school
When I found your channel I immediately thought that you were like British without telling me you are British(I am not saying this ironically, I am a Greek girl that lives in the UK and really like the British styling that girls have especially the foundation lips).But seeing you making this sort of comedy/roleplay/asmr is really refreshing and funny and it really hits home for me.Thanks for all the calming nights you gift to us Calamity ❤
i agree so much lmao!! i immediately recognized her style the first time i came across one of her videos. i thought she was gorgeous though, and completely rocked it. i know characters like this one are just an exaggeration of a certain very specific type of girls from the UK, and i admit at first i thought she was one of them, but i judged a book by its cover. she's beautiful, funny, nice and so charming, opposed to what the "british chav girl" stereotype is composed of.
@@ntskhun glad we agree, never judge a book by its cover have a good day dear😊❤
i low-key wanted to cry the first time i watched this video because of how safe she made me feel 😭😭 thank you so much for everything
I love this character! Shes so nice and the wording is "sick," I hope we see much more with her 💙
Girl why are we in the middle of the isle. Bus driver should be screaming. Lmao.
more space for activities 🤣🤣
We definitely need more make up role plays
This was sooo tingly
Omg this is spot on 😂 I grew up in south Manchester and now live in Bolton. This was, and still is, what most working class kids around here are like 😂 You'd have fit in really well as a character on Waterloo Road lol 😂
Is this still a thing in the UK?
@@rachellambropoulos3402no 😭 chavs don’t really do their makeup like this, but similar attitude
i’m from bolton too and it’s genuinely so accurate 😭
@@rorysaurusrex_ those eyebrows definitely featured at my school 😂
This role play was made for you girl
Why does it look so hot on that bus, I can feel it through the screen 😭
I can feel the video adding to the heat wave I'm experiencing
We NEED a role-play now of her and us going shopping for track-suits and makeup
oh my this was amazing lol would love to see more of this character. channeling my inner millie b rn
i was channelling mine too! & yes she will deffo be back!
This just took me right back to my school years, too many girls had the concealer lips and dark eyebrows 😭
"This is the Pierre resistance" creased me 😂
This makeup style always reminds me of rose from doctor who. She’s not exactly like this, but she had some bleach blonde hair, light lip, and dark thick brows.
Everything about Rose’s character design was to evoke a London working class girl in the 2000s. Aside from the fact that’s not a popular character to portray, I was surprised at how well they done to lol. Kid me loved the little braids she’d do at the front of her hair 🥰
casper the unfriendly ghost absolutely sent me cause I'm black but i'm pale cause i'm iron deficient lol
it amazes me how you don’t have more subscribers. i’ve been watching asmr for almost 13 years and i there are a select few channels i watch consistently now and they’re all smaller creators. this is not to say you don’t put effort or production value into your videos, but i’ve found a lot of people turn high tech and it ruins the personal connection that your videos give off. (not to say those asmrtists are bad though) but i love your content. keep going! 🫶🏻💜
i agree!! these lofi videos are way more comforting and inviting than hour long videos with different angles, film-level editing and like 5 mics. a real good asmrtist can do the job done with a green screen, their camera and a hell of talent for comedy. roleplays like these, where they're parodying a character and just keeping it simple are so my cup of tea.
*instant tingles* omg 🥹🩵 you’re a gem
i put this on to sleep but im so invested i cant
You can tell she is a very sweet person
This is so comforting to me hahaha reminds me of the girls at school who would punch your lights out if you looked at them funny but were always sweet to me 🥹❤️
Something about a British chav reminds me of a hot cheeto girl, they’re loud but sweet 😭❤!
I LOVE U CALAMITY i literally can’t fall asleep without you
Been sleeping on your playlist these past days and im glad to add this to my playlist 😂😂 love you Calamity 😂😂❤
this is so creative, thank you
I loved this!! I’m Aussie and my first introduction to chavs was through Catherine Tate’s show - Lauren Cooper, what a legend.
Had to pause and save to watch in the morning 😂 almost woke my boyfriend up as i can't stop laughing 😂😂 this is quality, reminds me so much of school days on the bus and the girls around town
Hello Calamity I hope that you are well and Happy Monday! This was brilliant and absolutely spot on really well done thanks for uploading 😊
I love how careful you are chewing your gum. It's sooo tingly and by the way you are pretty even with this british chav makeup
Honestly, while the video is super funny, it's also so comforting 🥹
The bronzing brush is so so tingly! Amazing video ❤
Omg the Adidas outfit 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't 🤣
Never mind the tingles, this is comedy gold! From 'Pierre Resistance' to 'Cherps' & 'Sick' its just laugh out loud genius!!
The way I was WAITING for this video
This deserves so much more attention!!!! 😍
this is so nostalgic 💀💀😩😩
i know! i actually loved doing this makeup again! the foundation lips🤣
Oh my god I cant wait for this video!! 😂😂
Girlie, you gotta do more of the gum chewing! Its so so tingly!❤
I live for your accent haha you did this so well girlie 😍
This is so healing 😭
Please do another one of these- I’ve watched it twice 😂 xx
The first minute chewing was such a blast from the past 😅 London buses
Why is this so comforting to watch though…
Absolutely love this 😂❤
I’m obsessed
This is iconic!! Love your content ❤
Ok I need more of this!!!!
Calamityyyy 😭😂 I never clicked on a video so fast lol! My fav YT channel 💕
Amazing! I feel I am in good hands whilst getting all the crazy tingles. Love this character.
I'm so glad!🫶🏼
Absolutely love!!!!!❤❤❤
Incredible ! Love it so muuuuuch ! This character is so fun and cute ! Great video
Thank you so much!!
This ist GENIUS! ❤
“I don’t use powder, I just use this felt tip pen” made me spit out my drink. 😂
Love this ❤
So amazing . The sense of security i feel with this lady is insane
Omg love this 🥰🤗🫶
This is one if your best role plays ❤️❤️😂 love you so much
I was waiting for a British chav video from you 😭😭
So tingly 🤩🤩🤩 I hope to hear more hard candy sounds in the future. 🥹🥹🥹
To be honest I think this makeup look can be kinda pretty on the right features. You’re a great example. You look great ❤
Brilliant chav girl!
ayeee im here early calamity ily girl keep up the amazing asmr😻🥰
so, dont get me wrong, i've been watching the two most recent obsessed girl videos so much. but, this has become my go to nightly video🥰
She is so cool and kinda intimidating but sweet 😅 Love the roleplay!
I love ❤️ this character!!!
not the pierre resistance i’m screaming 😂😂😂😂
Love your asmr ❤️ 💕 ♥️
You look stunning in your sporty gear ❤❤❤
Idk why but when you said “is he bothering you? Do you know him?” I was like “yeah. I don’t know him though” then felt like an idiot 😂. I’m glad you told him off
First time I seen your videos and I love it
I already knew from the thumbnail that this was going to be hilarious 😂
😅 thank you!
Swear, you’re my second favorite ASMRtist that’s comforting and nice. Like the only other one I can listen to and have a similar vibe is Karuna Satori ASMR.
Also, I unironically love foundation lips still 😭 don’t come for me
I've decided we besties lol
Edit: Would love to see this character again 😊
We are waiting for chav girl ASMR grwm to school 😍
"I swear down" is SO accurate
I have to say you are my favourite go to ASMR you really relax me ❤ Carolyn Liverpool
Haha why why do i feel like this is you from 20 years ago 😅 i know too many people like this 😂 love it back to the early 00's but wheres the ponytail at the side of the head proper chavy init
I kept expecting bumps from the road lol, I've never been on such a smooth and peaceful school bus XD
As a British person, I can confirm this is what the girls do most the time.
Such a good accent…almost believed that British people are real
LOL love it!
Love it 💋❤️ blessings doll 🙏
Awesome ❤
Thanks 🤗
British chav girl is my bestie now you mess with her you mess with both of us! >:3
This is too good 😆
ahh thank you! 🤣
ha this is GREAT ! : )
Proper going to heaven 😂
💁🏼♀️😇👼🏼🤣
me and my high school best friend were like the american version of these two characters, kinda nostalgic to watch
Why is she so sweet like gosh i already love her 😂❤
That thumbnail. 😂😂😂