Hi, can anyone here point out specific Nick Bryant, Epstein, CIA, MK Ultra & Cults retro Patreon archived episodes? I know these are “old news” but I’m kinda tired of the COVID ERA TD show & want to learn more about these topics thru his & his guests’ lens.
Hell yeah the coof spooked Tim into losing weight 🙌🏼 we don’t want to go the route of any great comedian/artist for some health or drug shit too young.
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.
@@ryanlankford8634 you can keep trying. I feel like there's a joke under all that broken english.... Either you mean sweet meats, or meat sweats. ...hmmm. No, still confused
Ray is to Tim as Matt McCusker is to Shane Gillis. Ray is hilarious in his own right as Matt is, but make no mistake, Ray and Matt are only about half as funny as their counterparts. When you put Ray or Ben with Tim, Tim becomes 5x funnier. Same with Shane and Matt
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.
The thing is, these guys went to do a pod together, KNOWING, that there wouldnt be populist support, but they also thought they could just pressure Joe Rogan into providing Air Support followed by a full scale ground invasion. But Rogan bailed, so know they have to assassinate Rogan next time he drives through Austin, by having Jaime almost come to a complete stop with the top down.
@@goldencheese7247 i dont know why this episode didnt go as i would have expected for a ray + tim episode. Its almost like the main episode, bc the audience got so much bigger, tim’s putting extra effort In thinking about it and not riffing like he does in the older episodes or patreon. Who knows
Tim needs "us" (don't have patreon) clearly. I love him but there's plenty of other entertainment. 120K a month off patreon for extra tellings of his views on the inevitable and current downfall of the Country that he can easily and likely will leave (thanks to patreon) once the comfortable view becomes that of Nero's while Rome burned. All while his biggest diehards stay here and run his subreddit until they go bye-bye. If this sounds dark, Tim himself and YOU yourself listen to Chris Hedges. This is tame 😂
@@TheDynamicJAB Tim doesn't need us, you could find your entertainment elsewhere and he would still be doing his thing. Don't follow the patreon? He needs you even less...
Tim Dillion is the best of the best. He’s so funny and so intelligent. Real people can smell a fake from a mile away. He is as real as real gets. He’s the crazy friend we all once had and secretly wish we could all be.
It's shows just how vital Ben is to this podcast and really illuminates the mental state of everyone who ever commented that Tim would be nothing without Ben or that they think Ben is funny or that he should have his own show or host an episode some day.
Wow! I was really down in the dumps going into this episode. My kids say I am a fat mess and my ex wife is filing a restraining order against me. My blood sugar is through the roof and I need a knee surgery. But after hearing Tim talk about better help I am confident I can take back control of my mental health today. Happy days ahead :)
@@bolu7648 I can’t bro you don’t have to be a dumbass believe in real conspiracy that are fact based why would healthcare companies give a virus when they can just cripple you in life king debt forgery and still have you get sick
Ray Kump's father is a C.P.A and his brother Edmond has a bachelor's degree in Mathematics. Ray worked as both a wedding and morgue photographer and worked at a jail.
because for once he can't be out shoveling crab legs into his face or sitting in a poolside cabana at the beverly hills hotel ordering charcuterie boards instead of doing the show paying him millions a year on time, a true degenerate.
He was playing a show last week. I'm surprised there was an episode at all. I don't expect one for free anyways, the real gold is on patreon. Anyways, you know he tours and does stand up comedy right?
There was a restaurant called "The Spaghetti Warehouse" in Rochester NY I used to go to when I was a kid. It was all you can eat spaghetti inside a literal warehouse turned into a restaurant. It had an old railroad excursion car that was converted into a dining room and a 19th-century buggy that Mary Todd Lincoln was supposed to have ridden in.
It’s strange and disappointing how, when it comes to COVID 19, most comedians seem to pledge fealty to the establishment. As selfish as it is to say it, I’m grateful I’ll never know whether George Carlin or Bill Hicks would have, that would have been heartbreaking to see.
Tim is either turned bitch or bitched out. Yes or yes? I'm afraid to say it appears Tim's peak has already passed us by. Unfortunate. Most of Tim's fans spawned from his Rogan appearances which were the exact opposite of this garbage.
I love Doug Stanhope, I’ve seen him many times but I find his podcasts very rambling and unfocused so I haven’t listened to anything from him in a while. I reckon ignorance is bliss in Dougs case as it would be the ultimate kick in the sack if he has folded like the rest of them. Bill Burr and now Tim both seem to have drunk the kool-aid. That being said maybe they’re being super clever and meta and I’m just too stupid to pick up on it! Probably better if I assume that.
He also makes fun of bitcoin and meme stocks but he literally saw the fraud of our financial system first hand and still seems to support it. Hes a typical american who votes in favor of the elites because they think they'll be them one day, except hes actually making it.
I always hope Tim follows through when he says he's gonna get in shape. Not for health reasons just cause I wanna see him do comedy hopped up on pre workout and Deca 500
Bonus episodes every week:
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See Tim Live on the road. New dates being added!
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Need some merch dawg
We are proud of you Ben’s wife.
Hi, can anyone here point out specific Nick Bryant, Epstein, CIA, MK Ultra & Cults retro Patreon archived episodes? I know these are “old news” but I’m kinda tired of the COVID ERA TD show & want to learn more about these topics thru his & his guests’ lens.
I have a fake business tee
Hell yeah the coof spooked Tim into losing weight 🙌🏼 we don’t want to go the route of any great comedian/artist for some health or drug shit too young.
Nobody fills up the guest box like Ray Kump. Comedically, and physically.
I just thought the camera was extremely zoomed in..
I thought the camera was extremely zoomed out… 🤔
@@theironforce3000 it’s a wide angle lens
Rays big into everything
👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s heartwarming to see people with diabetes coming together to find solace in each other’s company.
This is great!
I agree
Roasting the Roasters 🔥
I thought it was cancer. There's no way that both of these guys make it out of the decade
They're fine chill tf out
Ray looks like a guy who runs an evangelical church out of his semi truck.
Sign me up.
Lol and has his fresh faced niece do the preaching while he collects the tithe
Angela Landsbury once said "Never trust a man who's eyebrows meet"
Ray looks like a guy who drives into an evangelical church with his semi truck.
Waaaaah. That's a good joke ;)
Ray still sounding like he’s being water boarded with gravy at all times
Looks like that's the new weight loss plan he's been following.
I'm not the only one lol
I'm stealing that comment for the future.
I spit out my water due to that comment
It's called being a keto man
Ray looks like he is wearing regular clothes over a mascot costume.
DAMN
Love it.
Very creative
He's just a practicing furry
I’m fucking done hahahahaha
Your cold and calculated assessment proves there are still real savages out there.
Posting even on the brink of death. A true artist.
Lets be honest, were lucky for both these two. Every post they've ever made was on the brink of death
Ray Kump-ing to terms with death.
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus.
Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal.
So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.
@@AgendaInMind”Western medicine is pure fraud”….I guess you don’t ever need to go to the hospital again? Think of the savings!
This is Tim Dillon's Blackstar album
Why does Tim suit up for the podcast like he’s sitting down to play poker on a cruise ship?
I definitely felt strong vacation vibes from him this episode
I think it's because he's just a regular dude. Comfortable
Because he is Tim Dillon and does what he wants without giving a fuck. We all need to live the Tim Way
Tim likes to dress like someone he would hate
This is what it looks like when you are the best at what you do.
Rogan said it well “Tim is a national treasure and needs to be protected at all cost”
You, like Tim and rogan....are G. .aaaaa. Y
@@awakenyisrael Jeremiah why did you come here today
He’s right!
@@awakenyisrael Jeremiah come home your mother misses you want make it as a famous TikToker, those yo mama jokes are gonna run out eventually
@@awakenyisrael was that comeback still under construction 🦺 lmk if a need a hard hat
I love when Tim has a guest, it looks like the guest is just a figment of Tim’s imagination and he’s just talking to his own thought bubble
Lol I’ve always thought ray seemed like an enigma , a character created by Tim
I choose to accept this as true
I love how Ray is elevated above Tim in the frame as if he's some sort of deity speaking with Tim 😂
Ray's an unfunny rube.
I love when Kump is on because he genuinely makes Tim laugh.
I don’t really find Ray funny, but Tim is hilarious when playing off the dumb things Ray says.
Ray and Tim are hilarious together
@@kyanrinel5898 im no longer in the dark, i have a sense of time
100%
Ray looks like he's at a zoom hearing for laundering money through a Jimmy John's franchise.
We will to infiltrate the jury, kump, don’t you worry…
I'll have a number 9 and an 8ball.
I like him better than Ben
This killed me
😂
Ben heard Tim had COVID and now works for Rogan. Ben noted "I wish him well"
🤣🍻
"I wish him well" -Ben as he drive 250yds down the middle of the fairway.
Tim gets old Jamie
🏌🏻
@@frankysmash9334 🏌🏻🏌🏼🏌🏽🏌🏾🏌🏿🏌🏻♂️🏌🏼♂️🏌🏽♂️🏌🏾♂️🏌🏿♂️🏌🏻♀️🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️WHAT?! Did not know this was an emoji!🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸 👈that one either
Ray looks like a guy who is behind on his Bass fishing boat payments.
With lots of stickers down the side of the boat.
@@miheadhurts 🤣🤣
It’s like he’s at a zoom court hearing vs a collection agency
Made me chuckle. And I'd love for him to live that life for a week.
@@miheadhurts I read this as with lots of snickers down the boat
I like that Tim includes Ray during the ad reads. You can tell these guys are good chaps.
Why is Tim dressed like an undercover FBI agent at a water park?
12 year old Neo-Nazi's were planning to bomb a water park, Tim had to deliver the bomb to them so he could arrest them. #Patriot
Hes coming back from a date with david dobrick i think.
@@ShatterNWO and the bombing was Tim's idea 😂😂😂
@@Da_king_of_all_men how the hell else are you gonna catch terrorists? Some times you gotta let a few slip through to avoid budget cuts.
thatz his side job
Ray looks like he is about to order orange chicken at a steakhouse
*a corporate steakhouse
Orange chicken and orange soda.
wtf does that MEAN???
he looks like he has pre-order meat sweets.
@@ryanlankford8634 you can keep trying. I feel like there's a joke under all that broken english.... Either you mean sweet meats, or meat sweats. ...hmmm. No, still confused
I'm so glad Timmy is alive. I prayed for him last night. Sure my house was struck by lightning, but it was worth it
Hahahahqh
God and the CIA regretted inventing aids when Tim was born.
I used to pray for Timmy. I still do but i used to too.
@@jakefry6919 thats my relationship with methamphetamines
@@a.k.4o methamphetaMEME am I right hurhurhurhurhur
Ray looks like if Shane Gillis got his diet canceled instead of his SNL career .
@Stephen Conley Ray is funny..
Ray is to Tim as Matt McCusker is to Shane Gillis. Ray is hilarious in his own right as Matt is, but make no mistake, Ray and Matt are only about half as funny as their counterparts. When you put Ray or Ben with Tim, Tim becomes 5x funnier. Same with Shane and Matt
Bring on the hate andy ngos
Ray looks like the dude who bombed the Atlanta Olympics.
Perfect Joke
Ray laughing and coughing while asking “is this the future?” during the Box-of-Awesome ad-break really sold it for me 💖
Ray is bending those palm trees
Gravitational lensing
Lol. The palm trees are struggling to keep Ray in the frame.
These comments are killing me haha
Ray Kump's voice is like an angel farting.
If those cute lil chubby cherub babies grew up …. And fell to earth
Rays voice is sweeter than the vengeance of the famous hero Gun Hand .
Dude! 😂
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus.
Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal.
So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.
No one looks more like their name sounds than Ray Kump
Did being named Ray Kump cause him to turn into a ray kump?
Tim Dillon episodes are my church on Sunday
Me too. May God have mercy on our souls.
@@KingYahtzee waaat? I pray to Tim now!
Damn that means you really need church bro
Tim Dillllliion Aaaaaammmmmeeeeennnn
Praise the (gay)Lord!!!
wish ben was sitting there in a hazmat suit for the whole episode
As a 16 year old, Tim should bounce back pretty quickly.
That Sir, was Funny👏😄
Is that what he tells the TikTok-ers he DMs?
You meant 17 year old TikToker ?
the bay of pigs are back, that should be the name of the pod when you guys get together.
You win! Hat off to you good sir.
Lol
The thing is, these guys went to do a pod together, KNOWING, that there wouldnt be populist support, but they also thought they could just pressure Joe Rogan into providing Air Support followed by a full scale ground invasion. But Rogan bailed, so know they have to assassinate Rogan next time he drives through Austin, by having Jaime almost come to a complete stop with the top down.
Just. "Bay of pigs"
@@goldencheese7247 i dont know why this episode didnt go as i would have expected for a ray + tim episode. Its almost like the main episode, bc the audience got so much bigger, tim’s putting extra effort
In thinking about it and not riffing like he does in the older episodes or patreon. Who knows
Now he's bored in quarantine, we actually get an episode early. Who needs who, Tim?
Underrated comment and very true.
With that said. ‘Lischen to me!’ Ray Kump helped make Tim, Tim.
How to balance Tim being too sick to travel but healthy enough to podcast is Ben's job and up till lately he's been slacking
Tim needs "us" (don't have patreon) clearly. I love him but there's plenty of other entertainment. 120K a month off patreon for extra tellings of his views on the inevitable and current downfall of the Country that he can easily and likely will leave (thanks to patreon) once the comfortable view becomes that of Nero's while Rome burned. All while his biggest diehards stay here and run his subreddit until they go bye-bye. If this sounds dark, Tim himself and YOU yourself listen to Chris Hedges. This is tame 😂
@@TheDynamicJAB i was surprised how boring hedges was as a speaker on youtube what's up with that?
@@TheDynamicJAB Tim doesn't need us, you could find your entertainment elsewhere and he would still be doing his thing. Don't follow the patreon? He needs you even less...
Tim Dillion is the best of the best. He’s so funny and so intelligent. Real people can smell a fake from a mile away. He is as real as real gets. He’s the crazy friend we all once had and secretly wish we could all be.
Tim stood me up on Grindr. For that reason, he is my enemy.
I am that crazy friend. Its a knife fight.
😂😂😂 easy there, partner...
Eeeeeh, I’m not sure he’s really even gay 😂😂😂 (I’m joking btw)
@@DannySullivanMusic life in the big city
99% Ben survives.
i miss your videos
Duh
Your videos are like German WWII tanks, quality over quantity, I just hope the factory hasn't been shut down.
So you’re saying there’s a chance
Lol 99.99997
These lesbian BBW’s have the best conversations.
I wanna see 'em scissor.
@@kolorfast that’d be hot
😆🤣
Reading the comments, Tim and Ray have the funniest fan base on the Internet.
You misspelled "degenerate".
The only guest who makes Tim laugh
watching Tim and Ray podcast is like watching two jazz masters play off each other.
“Look, They’re making the women wear dog collars again” 😂
Then he said "they've had it too good for too long" lmao
Theo beat the Downs, and now, Timmy beat Covey. We gonna be alright.
💀
He wasn't even the one who started that rumor!
I have suffered from chronic depression for 15 years. This is one of the few things I look forward to
Get your testosterone levels checked.
@@sean9820 That’s kind of you. I’m finally getting help with my testosterone
This is all i look forward too now. Now i have to do it sober. Life in the big city
Don't forget to put your whole head in front of the barrel
Well did you contact better help yet? Or psychic friends? Its only 9.99 a minute...
Shotgun slugs a cheaper but hey we all work with what we got.🤷♂️
This is one of the few guests that are equally as ridiculous as Tim. Capable of making him chuckle uncontrollably at times.
There's a reason he was the original co-host, Ray is the best
@@crisisactor420 He was the first co-host? i recently got into tim dillons podcast.
@@WhiteTrashDonut2 Yes, jjoin the patreon and listen to the archives. It's a fuckin wild ride
Mad respect to who ever did the sound engineering. You'd think they are in the same room.
I love how Ray's transhumanist paradise doesn't have immortality, but cyborg thyroids
"what does your dad do for a living? you think you're better than me?"
- Ray Kump
HAHAHA
Ben not being there and just the laptop is comedy in and of itself.
It's shows just how vital Ben is to this podcast and really illuminates the mental state of everyone who ever commented that Tim would be nothing without Ben or that they think Ben is funny or that he should have his own show or host an episode some day.
Wow! I was really down in the dumps going into this episode. My kids say I am a fat mess and my ex wife is filing a restraining order against me. My blood sugar is through the roof and I need a knee surgery. But after hearing Tim talk about better help I am confident I can take back control of my mental health today. Happy days ahead :)
Life in the big city,amirite?
Are you Ray Kump?
@@kyanrinel5898 does door dash deliver cereal
Ray looks like he drives a school bus and doesn’t know any of the kids names, even after a year of driving them.
Tim is the boss
Too wordy
@@bdof1 not enough words Booooo
up at 5am ‘coked to my gills’ there’s nothing better than a tim pod
How is it that seeing rays face makes me this happy
They’re gay lovers! Obviously
i just commented the same thing lol! ray is the man
Ray looks like he’s in a zoom hearing investigating the oversight in middle management that lead to a deadly amusement park incident
He's not always there when you call, but he's always on time. Thanks T.D.
Honestly
“It’s a real knife fight out there” - Ja Rule
It's murderer!
@@BlekJamal wheres Ja when we need him
@@stashanz he's doing fake business with the fyre festivals
Ray still holding on to the slow thyroid myth. That’s dedication
Maybe it’s because you eat 20 cheese burger and 4 doctor pepper every zoom meeting ray
Kump genuinely seems to believe in the health pass crap as well. Much easier solution Ray - cut out a few calories and move around a bit more!
All overweight people believe you are required to eat every time you feel hunger to stay alive.
Ray looks like the kinda guy where laughing is a "high risk" activity
The funniest man with the Delta variant returns
the shot is the "delta" I cannot believe how dumb people are
@@bolu7648 I can’t bro you don’t have to be a dumbass believe in real conspiracy that are fact based why would healthcare companies give a virus when they can just cripple you in life king debt forgery and still have you get sick
@@bolu7648 man trust me they don’t want you sick, because that’s what’s fast food is for!
@@bolu7648 go on.
@@bolu7648 The Delta Variant was around last year, so you are wrong.
Our favourite Ralph Lauren model is on time 😍.
Full Send model!
Ray beautifully fills out that xxxxxl he wears. Ralph Lauren should be so bold.
who else can fit into the entire summer line....at once.
always on time
ALWAYS ON POINT 😎
Rogan and Bret flew in with a helicopter of ivermectin when they heard the news
With a tiny picture of Brett's face on each tablet.
@@poisoninthemwaters3422 I hope they snorted ground up ivermectin and then ran some hills.
These guys rift off one another perfectly. This would be amazing if this was the show forever.
Ray sounds like he drinks bowls of gravy as a refreshment.
I went out to grocery store down the road, half a mile. No worries, I had my Gravorade on me. Olympics 2031
The training is hard but as God be our witness he will make that US Olympic squad
Covlympics or Olympics? Sorry I got confused
The dynamic duo! Love when the Dillon Kump Connection gets together to jam out
That title is poetic
HI Rena!
youre a lil hot indian can u smd, its only human behavior
you might want to start an onlyfans with the response you are about to get. I say this with all due respect.
Hey LAAAYYYDEEE!
Reyna will never return because about now she is realizing Tim D’s fans consist of bunch of incels, including me
Ray Kump's father is a C.P.A and his brother Edmond has a bachelor's degree in Mathematics.
Ray worked as both a wedding and morgue photographer and worked at a jail.
Thank you. I will subscribe for more Kump facts.
Oh my, oh my... you got a love Tim for laughing at his own sponsors. Please, never change.
Every time Ray's on I'm comforted that he's at least been taking care of himself.
Tim’s on time when he has covid but 3 days late last week.
Discovery of One’s inner Australian comes in many forms.
because for once he can't be out shoveling crab legs into his face or sitting in a poolside cabana at the beverly hills hotel ordering charcuterie boards instead of doing the show paying him millions a year on time, a true degenerate.
He was playing a show last week. I'm surprised there was an episode at all. I don't expect one for free anyways, the real gold is on patreon. Anyways, you know he tours and does stand up comedy right?
Tim is like the Babe Ruth of Comedy they’re both chubby gays
Ruth was gay? Or are you a Red Sox fan?
I didn't know the other guy was gay
Tim Dillion is the philosopher\poet that we need.
Spoon, Magic Spoon!
The narrator of the end times...hey at least we will be laughing & dancing qith tim on our way to hell.
A true man of the times, Who really has his finger on the pulse of the nation. Some might say a national treasure even.
This was by far the the best guest yet. These two are perfect for each other. Best ad break too, made me spit ship all over my station.
“Controlled Demoliquorice” Ray is in another level 😂
This is one of the funniest comment sections I’ve ever read
In Tim’s Joe rogan voice, “ Tim Dillon is a national treasure man. We have to protect him at all costs, yeah man.”
Tim, when are you announcing your run for governor of California? They need you
He’s about to steal Cuomo’s job and kiss him on the cheek
@@decent620 Agreed. He's more of a New York guy.
Tim would be a great governor haha.
With that said, I'm gunna miss those informative charts...
@@jessyfretz5800 he’ll try to get Covid into the schizophrenia homes. Life in the big city
That would be a big pay cut
Ray looks like the 3rd best car salesman at a dealer
Tim and Ray together are gold. Great recurring guest
A 500lb man drinking a diet Dr. Pepper during a podcast is the definition of America..
It's keto.
@@imemberberry 🤣🤣
There was a restaurant called "The Spaghetti Warehouse" in Rochester NY I used to go to when I was a kid. It was all you can eat spaghetti inside a literal warehouse turned into a restaurant. It had an old railroad excursion car that was converted into a dining room and a 19th-century buggy that Mary Todd Lincoln was supposed to have ridden in.
Used to be one in Hartford CT as well
They had one in Toronto, too.
Greenville, SC, too. It rocked.
Thats cool, I never knew it was a chain. It didn't last long up here.
We have one here in Hawaii, but called Spaghetti Factory
Happy to hear you are okay Tim, you are truly a great comedic relief from this crazy world.
Ray’s voice is like if a freshly chewed wad of Big Chew Bubblegum could talk - ❤️
highly specific but yeah that’s exactly what he sounds like
😂😂
Tim talks about losing weight and then 30 minutes later talks about eating ice cream with fudge. Nice 🙂👍
hey, it is not healthy to loose a lot of weight at once
@@guyod1 yeah, that called half ass mentality
When you’re sober like Tim food is very tempting and is almost like a high when you do cave in .
Ok boomer.
The only room exceeding capacity where there is only 2 dudes and one of them isn't even in the room
Wow uploaded on time for once, he's starting to treat us pigs better
It puts the lotion on the skin
TiM is my gay father!!! And my mother is ben Shapiro
@@Remmy_likescheese Ben was definitely the bottom
King pig is abusive. Treat us like trash last week and shower us with love the next
Fear of death has him more responsible it seems
We need Tim to podcast from an underground bunker and just rip on absolutely everything
HE COULD LIVE CAST THE APOCOLYPSE WITH TRUTH AND PROPHETIC HUMOR 👍
Idk why but I always view Tim’s rants in the same light as old school Michael Savage.
Tim and Ray are the dynamic duo.
timmy's jesse ventura was spot on!!
you should definitely have him on
There's no Kump like Ray Kump.
Since recording this Tim Dillon has contracted the Lambda Lambda Lambda variant which can only be treated with NERDS.
Delta Delta Delta, can I Vax Ya Vax Ya Vax Ya?
Thought the tri lamdas were from animal house?
@@surchristian3518 nope
@BC BC nope
This is great timing with Kump, since I just started watching all the Patreon archives. Got from episode 1-7 today
I want to say that it’s episode 54 where it’s only jumó hosting back during GaS digital day that was his master piece
It’s in that 30-50 range happy hunting!
"It's about preserving European heritage" 😂😂😂
I'm still not sure if he was kidding or not lol
It seemed like Tim was serious. Ray’s astonishment/shock was amazing.
I can never tell with tim sometimes
These are the funniest two men alive on the planet right now.
“The woke division is screwing up the mind control division” 😳
it's insane how happy i was to see ray in the thumbnail. yay ray!
Ivermectin is 1000 times more safe than Tim Dillons death Juice...
It’s strange and disappointing how, when it comes to COVID 19, most comedians seem to pledge fealty to the establishment. As selfish as it is to say it, I’m grateful I’ll never know whether George Carlin or Bill Hicks would have, that would have been heartbreaking to see.
You say most but it’s feeling like all 🥲
Tim is either turned bitch or bitched out. Yes or yes? I'm afraid to say it appears Tim's peak has already passed us by. Unfortunate. Most of Tim's fans spawned from his Rogan appearances which were the exact opposite of this garbage.
I love Doug Stanhope, I’ve seen him many times but I find his podcasts very rambling and unfocused so I haven’t listened to anything from him in a while. I reckon ignorance is bliss in Dougs case as it would be the ultimate kick in the sack if he has folded like the rest of them. Bill Burr and now Tim both seem to have drunk the kool-aid. That being said maybe they’re being super clever and meta and I’m just too stupid to pick up on it! Probably better if I assume that.
Facts and reality are stubborn things.
He also makes fun of bitcoin and meme stocks but he literally saw the fraud of our financial system first hand and still seems to support it. Hes a typical american who votes in favor of the elites because they think they'll be them one day, except hes actually making it.
I love Ray so much and it pains me to see how big he has gotten since the GaS days - kills me to know he's got 7 years left MAX
"That's the level of revolution your gonna get in this country"😂😂
As many shots to the back of the throat as Tim has taken I’m surprised anything can get him sick, his immune system is probably so strong
Seeing ray drink a diet soda pop was the fucking funniest moment of the stream 😂🐥
Gotta keep his figure
New York, baby! Eat insane and down it with a diet coke.
I don't know about the funniest... Not bad though.
I always hope Tim follows through when he says he's gonna get in shape. Not for health reasons just cause I wanna see him do comedy hopped up on pre workout and Deca 500
Ray’s one of those dudes who I legitimately worry will one day soon just sneeze too intensely and keel over right then and there.
I couldn’t sleep, and now i definitely can’t sleep. Thanks Tim 😂
i too was awoken at midnite by the call of the Dill Tickle 🆙
Ding..ding..ding. Best alarm = Feeding time piggy..WeWeeeWeee !!
Slop is served
@@kathrynsandager6525 hahahaha
Lol "Why did you kill Epstein?! They were eatin pudding!!"
18:06
took the vaccine, got covid but still making fun of Brett - he is back babyyyy out of the danger zone :D hell yeah dude !!!
"Thermite paint...." I honestly love you two jokers. 🤣🤣🥰😂