Stewart Lee - Jesus Is The Answer

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  • @Stakhanovitee
    @Stakhanovitee 4 роки тому +141

    “That went on for two hours” these days he would literally demonstrate this these days

    • @Dinckelburg
      @Dinckelburg 3 роки тому +11

      I just re-listened to the commentary on the season 1 dvd extras of Comedy Vehicle and he says he did this bit in Australia for 30 minutes from behind a curtain with only his feet showing.

    • @LuDux
      @LuDux 3 роки тому +6

      @@Dinckelburg Was he wearing "_____ sandals"?

    • @Dinckelburg
      @Dinckelburg 3 роки тому +1

      @@LuDux Christ-Creepers

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 3 роки тому +3

      When did this come in?

    • @markreynolds1436
      @markreynolds1436 8 місяців тому

      Are you saying that he would literally demonstrate that, these days?

  • @ChristaCrow
    @ChristaCrow Рік тому +11

    Saw him in Glasgow two nights ago and he did this routine to open the show! Theatre was going wild for it.

    • @MultiSpazzo
      @MultiSpazzo Рік тому +1

      His Braveheart skit to a Glasgow crowd though, and im glaswegian, was not only the bravest thing he's done, it was up there with the funniest. lost on the rangers fans lol ;-)

    • @dominicturner77
      @dominicturner77 11 місяців тому

      He did this routine in Wolverhampton last weekend

    • @Johnconno
      @Johnconno 3 місяці тому

      Yeah. They love it don't they?

  • @Mors_Inimicis
    @Mors_Inimicis 5 років тому +19

    He did this routine whilst waiting for his order in McDonalds last Tuesday , had us all in stitches !

    • @TheRealTacoJohn
      @TheRealTacoJohn 2 роки тому

      9:50 AM 3 years ago - Just seen Stewart Lee copying his routine from the 90’s, he looks fat and depressed and fat

  • @imnothere220
    @imnothere220 7 років тому +246

    He doesn't look fat or depressed.

    • @andrewspencer5220
      @andrewspencer5220 6 років тому +12

      It comes with age.

    • @kinhamid9665
      @kinhamid9665 6 років тому +26

      He hadn't let himself go yet.

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l 6 років тому +5

      @@kinhamid9665 nor had morrissey

    • @karlosdeevs
      @karlosdeevs 4 роки тому

      @@mj.l that's defo true, people keep saying he's like mozzer but slightly less hair..

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l 4 роки тому +7

      I dunno, he doesn't induce vomiting for me the way Mr Morrissey does

  • @mizofan
    @mizofan 6 років тому +98

    My brush with religion ended when I was sacked from my job sweeping the cathedral.

    • @stupidtreehugger
      @stupidtreehugger 5 років тому +8

      Nice. You contributed a pun. And it gives relief among all the tardy comments here. Cheers

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 5 років тому +9

      Thanks. Returning here 8 months later I am amazed to discover the comment and my name attached- I would be pleased but now I'm worried about dementia and identity theft

    • @danteshydratshirt2360
      @danteshydratshirt2360 5 років тому +1

      going to use that one in real ...thanks

    • @stupidtreehugger
      @stupidtreehugger 5 років тому +1

      " I would be pleased but now I'm worried about dementia and identity theft
      " Badaboom! mizofan :-)

  • @MisterF_1984
    @MisterF_1984 10 років тому +177

    His delivery has definitely gotten better with age.

    • @MisterF_1984
      @MisterF_1984 10 років тому +7

      Where did I say unpolished? He does essentially the same joke in his TV show, and in my opinion it's done a lot better.

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 8 років тому +21

      not long after this clip he worked for 14 months for a well known pizza chain, taking pizzas in a van to customers who had ordered by phone; that experience has stood him in good stead ever since.

    • @mikeschneider1624
      @mikeschneider1624 5 років тому +3

      thank you Mister F for letting us know he improved some decades in

    • @Scotlanz
      @Scotlanz 5 років тому +1

      Yes. That's usually the case.

    • @liam9196
      @liam9196 4 роки тому

      @Andy Moran. Gotten is a word...

  • @stoicsociety247
    @stoicsociety247 4 роки тому +106

    He talks a lot slower now. That segment would now be an hour of content for him.

    • @AzelfandQuilava
      @AzelfandQuilava 4 роки тому +8

      Its unfortunate he had to carry on, otherwise he could've got ten minutes out of the "no you were" bit.

    • @MultiSpazzo
      @MultiSpazzo Рік тому

      @@AzelfandQuilava Well, maybe for the front... but the balcony would require a full explanation.

  • @csurname
    @csurname 13 років тому +20

    The hair. Love it.

  • @gerryfromthevoid8986
    @gerryfromthevoid8986 3 роки тому +5

    He was always funny, even though he improved I'd have still went to see this.

  • @IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou
    @IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou 12 років тому +8

    Saw him do this bit last week at the Bloomsbury Theatre where he was headlining a charity night of stand ups.
    He turned it into one of his dadaist pieces at the end. Too good for the likes of us.

  • @colinbrigham8253
    @colinbrigham8253 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks Stewart 🤗

  • @JamesHarrisGarlingGas
    @JamesHarrisGarlingGas 10 років тому +5

    He did this routine at a London charity event about 6 years ago. Still funny.

  • @craig7248
    @craig7248 5 років тому +14

    The early days of a comedy genius

  • @MrHennessy30
    @MrHennessy30 14 років тому +64

    Is the question - "are you a sardine?"

    • @cbeale1
      @cbeale1 4 роки тому +2

      in 9 years, this deserves much more love x

  • @vinm300
    @vinm300 6 років тому +42

    I wonder if the evangelist really called at Stewart Lee's house ?
    Perhaps he made the story up or maybe it really did happen
    and Stewart gave it to him straight like a pear cider that's made
    from 100% pears.

    • @royksk
      @royksk 5 років тому +1

      That would be Perry then, made from Perry Pears, not the apple cider given a pear flavour 🙂

    • @jonathanmacgiollac8408
      @jonathanmacgiollac8408 5 років тому +3

      That was 0% disappointment

    • @kevfrombutterley
      @kevfrombutterley 4 роки тому +6

      You can't make a drink out of a feeling

  • @cousindell82
    @cousindell82 12 років тому +3

    He did this routine at last year's Hop Farm Festival and it was fantastic

  • @handsomebrick
    @handsomebrick 13 років тому +73

    He was a handsome devil.

    • @crissieroserose
      @crissieroserose 6 років тому +10

      still is

    • @Correctrix
      @Correctrix 5 років тому +33

      @@crissieroserose No, no. The consensus is definitely that he has let himself go.

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 5 років тому +8

      If Stewart has taught us one thing it's to bow to the consensus

    • @sciencecharity
      @sciencecharity 4 роки тому +2

      I see what you done there

    • @janosk8392
      @janosk8392 4 роки тому +3

      Pretty.

  • @Lieu3C4
    @Lieu3C4 13 років тому +16

    If Jesus is the answer, Stewart Lee is the question.

  • @marcusorangeboomivnone7490
    @marcusorangeboomivnone7490 7 років тому +107

    If Stewart Lee is the answer surely the question is which 80s Eskimo faced intellectual comedian from Balham has let themselves go?

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 7 років тому +9

      That'd be you, mate.

    • @marcusorangeboomivnone7490
      @marcusorangeboomivnone7490 7 років тому +3

      Thanks

    • @childofthesun32
      @childofthesun32 7 років тому +5

      Let himself go? He's 50 years old. He's just got older. Just like you, man. Old and fat.
      .... And bald.
      How old are you? A poorly aged 40 years old? Lee's doing a lot better than you.

    • @marcusorangeboomivnone7490
      @marcusorangeboomivnone7490 7 років тому +6

      I am in fact 50 of her majesty's finest years old in august. Now you communists wouldnt know what a good comedian was even if it was deconstructed and put back together on a little snowflake plate for you with a government health warning.

    • @childofthesun32
      @childofthesun32 7 років тому +11

      Why do old guys like you always go on about liberals, communists and snowflakes? LOL.

  • @thevirus7368
    @thevirus7368 5 років тому +12

    Brilliant he mentioned the Jesus lizard. Great band.

    • @danieloneill9560
      @danieloneill9560 4 роки тому +1

      I've got the split single they did with Nirvana. Tis a rarity!

    • @newbarker523
      @newbarker523 4 роки тому +3

      Ahh! I wondered what the word before lizard was!! Thanks.

    • @seajay632
      @seajay632 3 роки тому

      @@newbarker523 Are you serious? In a gag where the set up is 'Jesus is the answer' and all the other questions had Jesus as an answer, you were wondering what the word before lizard was?
      ...Wow...
      As Stewart Lee said 'surely it's 9bvious what they're called by now!'

    • @newbarker523
      @newbarker523 3 роки тому +1

      @@seajay632 It was my attempt at comedy. I'll get my coat... :)

  • @cheatsenabled1662
    @cheatsenabled1662 4 роки тому +3

    Anyone notice he's got his hand mostly in the sort of position one's hand would be in to hold a microphone, but he isn't holding one?

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 5 років тому +3

    Magical

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 6 років тому +9

    Before all those people let themselves go.

  • @tommiatkins3443
    @tommiatkins3443 Рік тому +3

    I saw Stuart Lee a few years ago in deep conversation with his younger self, telling his 22 year old self one of his really long burn jokes, you know the ones, like the jungle canyon rope bridge . Anyway. The younger Stuart was obviously trying to disengage. He hadn't figured out the comedy style that he was so famous for in later years. The younger Stuart Lee was making excuses to get home, but the older one kept telling him to stay because he hadn't finished the joke. It went on for ages. But eventually Stuart Lee, let himself go.

  • @guineydj1
    @guineydj1 13 років тому +26

    His style of repetitiveness to slowly build or draw out the joke hasn't changed much since then.
    If it aint broke don't fix it.

  • @Nimnil
    @Nimnil 14 років тому +21

    I know he's matured a lot and his comedy's in the last few years is seen as his "best", but early 90's Stewart Lee is hands down my favourite comedian. Bar none.
    And I said "...no"

  • @alexnorman4919
    @alexnorman4919 5 років тому +6

    People genuinely do say-- "aargh, well he does" as if that's a clincher in terms of convincing someone that God exists.... Which is very odd and strange when you think about it...

  • @dk6024
    @dk6024 4 роки тому +1

    Fun to see how this presages the arc of his evolving style.

  • @JamesHarrisGarlingGas
    @JamesHarrisGarlingGas 11 років тому +1

    I was there. I thought I'd heard this routine before.

  • @_Piers_
    @_Piers_ 13 років тому +20

    I'm fairly certain this would have been filmed after he an Herring had their own series on the BBC, seems a little odd to suggest it was before he was famous.
    ...I mean what do you want, the moon on a stick?

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 7 років тому +13

    Falkor, the Luck Dragon from "The Never-Ending Story", has let himself go.

  • @davidosilverman900
    @davidosilverman900 7 років тому +13

    No, the question is "which character in the Coen /brothers' film, The Big Lebowski threatens to remove Walter Sobchak's firearm from his possession and insert it in his rectum?"

    • @kingrobert1st
      @kingrobert1st 6 років тому +1

      No the question was: Which one of Mary's son's was born out of wedlock?

    • @TheLjohnfoxx
      @TheLjohnfoxx 5 років тому

      No the question was who does nobody fuck with.. The ..

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 5 років тому +5

    i didn't know Terry Christian did stand up!

  •  11 років тому +15

    How can he sell the same joke 20 years later and still make it work?

    • @nusphere
      @nusphere 10 років тому +37

      Well the subject matter has been arround for 2000 years and still doesn't quite work

    • @schrodingersferret4092
      @schrodingersferret4092 6 років тому +2

      Gabor- thats easy, nobody went to see him for 15 of those years, so he didnt need to keep reinventing it, nor did it get old

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 3 роки тому

      That's what a lot of comedians do. Seeing what works; throwing out the crap; keeping the good stuff, with it often changing a little due to revision and the nature of it being done in a live setting with no tele-prompter or flash-cards.

  • @Joshualbm
    @Joshualbm 4 роки тому

    The world is ready for this bumper sticker: My boss is a Mexican carpenter.

  • @tedvickers1005
    @tedvickers1005 4 роки тому

    He's revamped some of this stuff for the most recent tour

  • @Iondeen
    @Iondeen 6 років тому +4

    You know those kids at primary school who said to ya "Read any Ouspensky?".

  • @r.i.p.volodya
    @r.i.p.volodya 2 роки тому

    S.L. was so beautiful back then ❣

  • @onlyme219
    @onlyme219 Рік тому

    A young comedy genius in the making here like a pear cider made from ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  • @IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou
    @IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou 11 років тому +5

    Yes, hence the mentions of bands like Jesus and Mary Chain and Jesus Lizard etc...not exactly topical, but that just made it funnier.
    Not enough Stew that night sadly and rather too much Ray Peacock...still, a good night over all.

  • @blatherskite3009
    @blatherskite3009 4 роки тому

    Aw, bless... This was filmed before he let himself go, right?

  • @TehWinnerz
    @TehWinnerz 13 років тому +1

    weird that when he says the 25th december theres a big 25 behind him

    • @LAnonHubbard
      @LAnonHubbard 7 років тому +1

      Proof of God if you ever needed it.

  • @thomasgambroadamsson3650
    @thomasgambroadamsson3650 Рік тому

    I'm here mostly for the Jesus Lizard reference.

  • @megakristof3855
    @megakristof3855 Рік тому +2

    He did this bit last month but joked that none of the cultural references have been changed so the joke was out of date.

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 Рік тому +1

      The compulsion to repetition in Autism Spectrum Disorder is not bound by the laws of time.

  • @Chewligan
    @Chewligan 6 років тому +6

    I've got a feeling he'lll let himself go !!!

  • @MrDachshund99
    @MrDachshund99 5 років тому +2

    Aren't The Jesus Lizard from Austin, Texas and predominantly the 90s though?

  • @brotherfrank62
    @brotherfrank62 14 років тому +1

    Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

  • @stephengardner763
    @stephengardner763 Рік тому

    Like wolfy's 7 year old compositions.Early days,but great one's ahead.

  • @jamesblunt006
    @jamesblunt006 5 років тому +3

    "No, it isn't that, guess again!"
    "Is it: in whose gaping anus did I vomit?"

    • @Debagio
      @Debagio 2 роки тому +1

      "And did he clear it up using the cat's feet towel?"

  • @Linkinbird617
    @Linkinbird617 5 років тому +3

    I love The Blank Lizard

  • @oxcart4172
    @oxcart4172 7 років тому +21

    Sophie Ellis-Bextor has let herself go

  • @mabul513
    @mabul513 4 роки тому

    Never changed at all. Really exact same now. More old think more angry but no exact same.

  • @Ericwvb2
    @Ericwvb2 4 роки тому

    Is the question "What is the British alternative rock band blank Jones?"

    • @Codex7777
      @Codex7777 4 роки тому

      alternative-ish...

  • @bulmeruk
    @bulmeruk 6 років тому

    Is it..?

  • @chrisofnottingham
    @chrisofnottingham 6 років тому +4

    He could do this material now. It would take ten minutes but it would somehow be funnier anyway.

  • @DanNGC2770
    @DanNGC2770 14 років тому

    You can't argue with that kind of logic

    • @zetaconvex1987
      @zetaconvex1987 Рік тому

      Well, you can prove anything you want with facts.

  • @charleshodgson9285
    @charleshodgson9285 9 років тому

    The rolloping trolloping sauce bottle!

  • @theChrisCroft
    @theChrisCroft 8 років тому

    2:18!

  • @mioufie23
    @mioufie23 6 років тому +6

    It's political correctness gone mad

  • @pdjhh
    @pdjhh 4 роки тому +1

    Morrisey is looking well!

  • @herbiegobananas1744
    @herbiegobananas1744 3 роки тому +1

    The young pop sensation Claire Crogan hadn’t let herself go yet

  • @grantbartley483
    @grantbartley483 2 роки тому

    he does

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 5 років тому +2

    Mark lamarr has found Jesus!

  • @billgreen576
    @billgreen576 2 роки тому

    Nought BC? Don't you mean AD.?

  • @WilliamSmith-mx6ze
    @WilliamSmith-mx6ze 2 місяці тому

    Pet Gladioli looks young and well and young.

  • @JallenMeodia
    @JallenMeodia 12 років тому

    I prefer his delivery later in life.

  • @Dogboy73
    @Dogboy73 4 роки тому

    He looks about 15 here?! :D

  • @TYNEPUNK
    @TYNEPUNK 15 років тому

    which j am i? :)

  • @YouTubemessedupmyhandle
    @YouTubemessedupmyhandle 4 роки тому

    I can’t believe Terry Christian used to scrub up that well.

  • @dundeedolphin
    @dundeedolphin 4 роки тому

    And he went on to become extremely funny. Who knew?

  • @southlondon86
    @southlondon86 6 років тому +1

    Tony from East 17 has let himself go..

  • @bmcgoo6027
    @bmcgoo6027 3 роки тому

    I think that some of these comments are deliberately sarcastic - aren't they?

  • @mikemoore4033
    @mikemoore4033 5 років тому +1

    Stewart Lee hasn’t let himself go yet.

    • @Debagio
      @Debagio 2 роки тому

      Ah... but he has.

  • @neilbyrne43
    @neilbyrne43 7 років тому +1

    Stephen Gatley has let himself go?

  • @Samlowry27B-6
    @Samlowry27B-6 3 роки тому +1

    This is before he let himself go.

  • @garynash4577
    @garynash4577 11 місяців тому

    he will do this 'bit' again when i next see him somewhere in the future i expect and i will not find it funny but the time after that when i see him and he does it it might be . . . i've not done any research

  • @SuperiFox
    @SuperiFox 3 роки тому

    He's looking like 90's Leo hard

  • @xtaltia
    @xtaltia 3 роки тому

    Present day Terry Christian's looking well.

  • @CROMERCRABO1
    @CROMERCRABO1 13 років тому

    @makeminea99 its 20 years old and so

  • @Littlehickish
    @Littlehickish 6 років тому +2

    I think the best career choice he’s ever made was to stop ending his sentences with and upwards inflection.

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 6 років тому +1

      Funnily enough, he doesn’t even do that in this clip. If you watch again, you’ll see he only uses it as per normal usage, i.e. to indicate a question. Or have I missed one?

  • @Evergreen0021
    @Evergreen0021 3 роки тому

    Immaculate conception has let himself go

  • @JonnyCooper
    @JonnyCooper 5 років тому +1

    Harry Styles has let himself go

  • @jeffstone2136
    @jeffstone2136 5 років тому +1

    The owner of the only sweet shop in the small northern Polish village of Bludzie Wielkie has eaten too many of his retail items and now looks fat and sweaty.

  • @Keithykins007
    @Keithykins007 6 років тому +1

    Will Young has let himself go

  • @basilbrush9075
    @basilbrush9075 2 роки тому

    Morrissey's looking well

  • @zetaconvex1987
    @zetaconvex1987 5 років тому +2

    When he was a bit of a babe.

    • @Georgieastra
      @Georgieastra 4 роки тому +1

      Time hasn't been kind to him

  • @ketchup5344
    @ketchup5344 6 років тому +1

    He's got better with age. He couldnt have got much worse.😂🤣 Is it just me or has he let himself go?

  • @theoneanton
    @theoneanton 4 роки тому

    He needed to reach his final form first

  • @paulwfranklin1323
    @paulwfranklin1323 4 роки тому

    Jesus has really let himself go.

  • @mochynddu723
    @mochynddu723 3 роки тому

    Serbian warlord Ratko Mladic is looking good.

  • @RealityCheck6T9
    @RealityCheck6T9 5 років тому +1

    r/thathappened

  • @jonathanmacgiollac8408
    @jonathanmacgiollac8408 5 років тому +1

    Jesus wasn't born in 0 BC.

  • @mabul513
    @mabul513 4 роки тому

    Yes lifes got a wearing effect on people. Some people. Dont think he is depressed as he isnt no different. Not got the mid 30s sprint in his srep but depressed? No. Honest. To the point. If can take a minute to tell you the joke till gets uncomfortable. But depressed. Should look round at the way things are and have that 20s spring in it eh?

  • @stu9000
    @stu9000 4 роки тому

    He got a lot funnier with age.

  • @rob3419955
    @rob3419955 5 років тому +1

    Why does early Stew move his hands like a crap politician

  • @simonbailey2040
    @simonbailey2040 5 років тому

    He hadn't let himself go here ..

  • @stream2watch
    @stream2watch 3 роки тому

    Matt Damon has let himself go.

  • @adriancronin533
    @adriancronin533 2 роки тому

    He was funnier then, but markedly less handsome. (edit: I added the 'markedly' about 30 minutes later, after listening to some JAMC)

  • @ChristaCrow
    @ChristaCrow 2 роки тому

    These days if you make a joke about Jesus, you’ll be thrown in jail.

  • @MegaDonGallo
    @MegaDonGallo 6 років тому

    Ah, Stu........... Ah....