We can literally order helicopters with the click of a button, it's just like Amazon; if there's money in the account, then it will show up the next week. Someone actually did that once and they got in very big trouble 😂
@@WowUrFcknHxC it's not that it's a scam it just takes a incredible amount of money for r&d on these things so usually countries will pay ahead of time and get the product delivered a few years later
@@asfdgasdcv5829 sure. But small and mobile rail guns are DECADES away. The most advanced rail gun currently in existence belongs to the US military, and it is still the size of a small warehouse. Just firing it once costs upwards of a million dollars. The R&D costs for rail guns are astronomical. Far too high for any private company to see as acceptable. It would take them a very long time to break even, much less turn a profit.
Because it has that ( i t y ) at the end of it it work with every word to make it as a modern combat reference Like brutality ... Reality and even lethality
yeah the end of this video got too real tbh esp w what happened w palestine recently T~T edit: oop the israel defenders have logged on sorry to invite controversy to this thread op edit 2: 'why dont they build infrastructure' damn u mean like the countless hospitals and residential apartment buildings/houses and libraries and literally gaza's only covid testing center that are regularly targeted then retroactively designated as 'terrorist hideouts' to justify the murder of innocents including doctors like the head of internal medicine at gaza's main hospital and 12 of his extended family DURING a pandemic? booboo keep your chin up your clown wig is falling anyway support the BDS movement wherever you can and for others i hope yall stop deepthroating the boot soon
@@pigeonfood420 yeah I mean with hamas making literal rockets out of its people's water pipes, wasting millions of dollars on rockets that just get shot down, and smuggling arms instead of investing money into their infrastructure and people's safety its really sad to see how people prefer war over helping their people survive.
@@ryshellso526 trueee, also using literal children as "martyrs for freedom" when they can be learning peacefully in UN funded schools cause their gov refuses to invest in public education.
my dad was a pilot in the airforce, and I remember him telling me stories of yearly potlucks (i forget the actual even, but you brought the whole family for a meal). And every year they took training videos, practicing strafe runs, dropping dud bombs, aerial maneuvers, one year he remembered that they played the videos of these practice runs to let the bodies hit the floor by drowning pool. he told me that all the guys in the squadron like the videos, but the family didn't know they were training videos, so not only were they watching what they thought were actual people getting airstriked, but it was to one of the most aggressive soundtracks ever
@@BeetleBuns I think this is talking about a "Dining In", which it is a tradition that USAF inherited from the Army. It is a unit level event that, when deployed state side, is supposed to be roughly annual, invite families, serve food, and either issue or ceremonially re-issue any prestigious awards that the unit or members of the unit got since the last one. I believe USAF also requires an agenda of at least 3 hours. Other than that, exact procedures seem to depend on the unit. More formal units in the Air Force tend to do big, high ceremony, formal, five course meals. With every course and the meal itself book-ended by speeches, videos, and anything else they can come up with to pad out time. So, I think you may be misinterpreting what is happening when you refer to it as "all the cool shit".
"GM and Mack makes products for the military" Wait until he finds out that the best produced 1911's were made by a typewriter company during the second world war
mitsubishi the car and airco manufacturer also makes actual 40 tonne main battle tanks, kawasaki the motorcycle company produces attack helicopter on the side lol. Fiat (you know the cute italian cars) has a history of making armored vehicles and actual fighter jets. Hell even the Abrams tank is produced by chrysler.
@@yungpindakaas MAN designed the Panther, Henschel designed the Tiger 1, Boeing designed the B-52, and GM had a rival design for the Abrams. I really don't get why he makes it sound like it's weird that a company that designs totally innocent objects can also design weapons and combat vehicles or that they have to advertise those weapons and vehicles
@@rileyhaynes2515 it's not weird he is shocked. it's just ignorance. so many regular ppl don't think about this and so it just takes a moment to wrap your head around it.
You have to imagine some of the kids playing with nerf guns eventually move up, but I think people get the causal direction wrong. It seems easier to imagine kids who play with gun toys grow up and get into real firearms because the toys made them, but I think that in reality it's just a small percentage of kids who like playing with gun toys have the kind of mind that likes the power and control weapons give them, even if only foam based.
@@albar428 There are *so many* military/LEO gear advertisements, to blanket statement them all as one would be very narrowminded. A bad 3D render of a rail gun did not get me excited for a failed multi-billion dollar project though.
@@coopers1716 The railgun project was funded by the Navy, the Rocket artillery was made by the Soviet military, these aren't supposed to woo the generals, it is for the public. People like me take great interest in things like Fighters and AFVs.
To be honest: If the thing that is supposed to shoot down mortar shells and rockets that are about to rip me and anyone in a 100m radius to pieces I personally wouldn't take the "medium" lethality option.
yea, didn't you know I bought my .300 Winchester magnum specifically for it's ability to only blow half a person to smithereens as opposed to the whole shebang
Why would people be shocked that companies try to expand how much money they make? lmao. I mean, if you had a car company and there's a billion dollar government military contract are you gonna go "nah I don't want that money". Besides, having companies research and develop better military gear reduces friendly casualties and smarter gear reduces civilian casualties, so I don't really see anything wrong with that.
I've known about these gun/war machine tradeshows but hearing about it from Noel's perspective as someone who hasn't become accustomed to it has really highlighted how fucking weird this is. So yeah, I like the change in tone with this vid. Would love to watch more like it
@@phelan8385 I know I'm necroing a comment so i apologize but this is kind of a lame take. Just like with any hobby there are multiple facets to guns. Competition shooting, hobby shooting, building and designing, hunting, all the different mechanisms, self defense, and also just thinking they're plain cool. Same with stuff like bows and knives/swords. I used to think it was silly until a friends asked me to help repair his grandfathers .22 revolver and it just kinda clicked with me
I’ve actually been to the convention they have that just shows off huge amounts a weapons. Cool stuff but it really makes you realize that some people have some super questionable passions.
They’re always doing advertisements like they’re trying to sell me a new car but instead of a car they’re trying to sell me a missile intercept defense system
My favorite thing about the "maximum lethality" line is that it is a defensive system, for use against enemy oncoming missiles. Also where do you think those "tac" glasses got that style of 3d animation
Pepsi made a deal with Khrushchev (bastard traitor) to trade a part of the USSR's navy for the Pepsi recipe. For awhile, Pepsi had one of the largest naval fleets in the world, before selling it to various 'customers.'
@@Jay-xg4ew I'm pretty sure that was originally a count dankula video, you should look him up he has many series about crazy events in history, or figures that have crazy accomplishments and weird histories and just all around wild things that seem too weird to be true
In all fairness this railgun is designed as "hard-kill" anti-missile system, meaning it tracks and shoots down incoming missiles. So it's mainly just used for defensive purposes.
"a little war on the side" glock is literally a fishing pole company. imagine being an austrian fisherman, hearing glock just signed a patent "ja i vant to see vhat it's like, i love mine glock 16 rod i hope zey improved it" and getting handed a fucking handgun. since world war 1 literally, everyone is a war profiteer.
"Welcome back to my youtube channel, but before we get into it. This video is sponsored by Lockheed Martin and their new line of single-seat, single-engine, all-weather stealth multirole combat aircraft. Check out the link below for 5% off your first purchase."
They spend so much they give police departments mraps sometimes. Which is kind of awesome cause they can help a lot. Mraps can be used in floods and hurricanes to pick up survivers, it can help in active shooter situations and terrorist attacks
I served in the finnish defense forces with a super huge anime/h*ntai nerd. He actually tried asking our drill sergeant if he could put an anime girl on his gun. Didnt go well
Talking about gen z in the army was mostly a joke I’m sure but I’ve been getting ads that start as a video game and end as an ad for the army so... this might be a reality lol
i was about to go look and say that was bs but dude you're right. that shit is the stock demo primary. i don't think "m321a" is even a thing, the m32a1 is real but it looks completely different
That's how it looks like in every country that sells weapons on the global market. Concern Kalashnikov has literally the same kinds of ads, but they're a bit more badass.
When he says "existing BMC2...", he's saying it can easily be incorporated into the current battle command structure that exists in the army. It's been "specifically designed" for one purpose, air defense. More specifically, he's talking about command and control; ie how things talk to eachother.
Wait, it's a portable railgun used for air defense? That's gotta be complete BS. Those things can't cycle fast and they take an enormous amount of energy right now...
Prepare to get labeled as an "Army Nerd" and a complete failure in today's "peaceful" society. I mean, who needs these BMC2 things? It's not like there are at least 5 conflicts at all times across the world...
Noel saying it's so funny they advertise it as if how lethal it is but imagine how funnier it would be if they advertise it as anything but the lethal side of the thing
“This tank is built with the highest quality \ material, the leather couch so smooth and comfortable that you can snug up in there for hours! We also have the best ventilation system so you can breathe in air so fresh you’ll feel like you were in the Alps during your murdering spree.”
thats how those types of mics work, they are called dynamic and proper technique is typically to have your lips right on it for speaking etc. because they have been designed to be used on stage and thus do not pick up sounds from more than a foot away. Other types of recording mics called condensers are easier to use from further way, for podcasts etc. So........
There is a whole industry of "corporate films" that are basically commercials or advertising purely for the sake of advertising to specific buyers. And you can make a decent living making them. Usually these types of films are shown in board rooms during pitch meetings, they're not really intended for the general public. If anyone has ever considered a career in film or video editing, they've probably seen dozens of "corporate film" jobs come up. Sometimes they're fairly benign; my dad works in electronics sales and he sees and sends a lot of corporate films advertising circuit board widgets to manufacturers and tech companies. But they can be literally for anything depending on what the company sells.
I really don’t think I’ve ever clicked on a video this fast before in my life. The title both confused and scared me. That’s the content I signed up for
@@full-timepog6844 Most of the countries that Standard Fruit, United Fruit and other American businesses set up ventures in were places North of the Panama canal, so that’s Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador, Costa Rica, and so on. That’s North America, not South America. South America wasn’t that affected by foreign capital.
American fruit companies ensured that poor Central American countries could develop much better than they had previously. They built vital infrastructure, ensured employment for the native citizens, developed several nations for decades on end, sustained and helped grow the Central American economy, and opened up a prefiously destitute and poor part of the world to the open market, allowing those central American states to flourish both economically and culturally. It was only when anti-free market forces took hold of the country that these states’ economies stopped bearing fruits (if you’ll allow the pun).
Those guys are a little less bold then this, at least in America. Other countries with incredibly corrupt governments have a larger market for them. Search up "Blackwater PMC", they more or less blew the lid off and scared everyone a lil
I just finished binging every single one of your videos. You have made so much progress but also been funny all the way from the start thank you for all the laughs
BMC2 is the art of translating real-time battle space awareness, operational guidance, and combat potential into decisive action at the tactical level across a wide range of missions including air-to-air, air-to-ground, and combat support missions.
The military has always gotten civilian companies to compete and market their product for that big bank contract. Just like any other product, they have to be sold, by salesmen.
in boot camp we found an old-ass bugs bunny sticker hidden under the inside lip of one of the racks, no idea how the RDCs missed that for so long yet were able to smell a speck of dust on the inside of our skull cavities
Gunhead Muricans be like: "If I can't carry my military-grade anti-tank rail guns around in public, who will protect me from bad guys with military-grade anti-tank rail guns who can attack at any time?"
@Scaucy man 2.0 They dont have a second amendment and theyre still kicking out the Junta. There will always be entities that will pour money and weapons into rebellions, especially if it were in the US.
10:51 the bit about having a tent of mother hating potential school shooters ready for hire was too funny 😭 Edit: 11:57 why Noel dancing like he's Ricardo Milo's I can'tttt 🤣
No one in the arms industry focuses on the lives taken but the potential lives saved. So to folks in the industry its just another business transaction. They just have a smaller market to appeal to in regards of restricted weaponry. They're still going to have marketing, advertisements, reviews, trial periods, licensing agreements etc. Its not like there aren't some somber black budget sites with horrors being created, and yeah those are generally barely even on paper. However, standard armament manufacturers are just another type of corporation.
It was kindof a matter of the military recruiting every manufacturer they possibly could during wartime. Obvs corporations aren't people, but they could have been coerced into doing it (or "convinced" with "patriotic" sentiment) Not saying that them making parts for rifles wasn't wrong, but just that a lot of companies that had nothing to do with weapons were coerced into making them simply because they had manufacturing capabilities.
The toy company known for making durable polymers in toys turned around and manufactured polymer handguards for weapons.. its as though that kind of makes sense
@@thehallofvalhalla and 'defence' even though there's nothing to defend against when you spend hundreds of times more on your military than the second biggest spender
It's not murder, its "threat neutralization." They're not people, or civilians; they're "insurgents, terrorists, x-backed-rebels, extremists, guerillas, opposition forces, etc.," Its not the Imperial Conquest of small nations for the procurement of their natural resources and existing wealth and labour, its "Defense." The army they send to do it arent brainwashed sneering imperialists and guns-4-hire mercenaries, they're "Brave American Heroes," and "Civilian Contractors." Oh, but they are indeed 'freedom fighters,' so long as you take the phrase literally as you would 'FireFighter,' or 'CrimeFighter.'
@@warsaw1548 I gotta disagree with you there, the section about them not being people or civilians isn't that good of a phrase. Most fighters in war ARE people they just have a different philosophy and as for civilians they just happen to be at the wrong place at the wrong time but then again you got the slaughter or vietnamese villagers during the Vietnam War so from my perspective as a civilian and a guy who likes to learn about military stuff I feel i should just share my perspective. Respect my guy
Swag bag. Last time I went to one of these things it was gimmies like a nice CamelBak, a SureFire self defense flashlight (bout $100 msrp) that listed features like blinding someone with it, having sharp edges to use as a weapon, stuff like that. Lots of pamphlets, some CDs with commercials and presentations. That kind of thing.
@@ElPresidenteMargz Yes, because murderous socialists are the ONLY people who could ever be against a self-fulfilling money sink revolving around killing.
when you said to picture a railgun sailsmen i just pictured someone like steve harvey showcasing it as a family feud award and just blowing away the suitcase ladies
You know what the narrator reminds me of? Those video game trailers they do for big open world games where they tell you what kinds of things you can do in this virtual world.
imagine being in the military and trying to add something to the arsenal because you saw a youtube ad for it, imagine explaining that
“the ad had metal music and an american flag, what else can i say general”
We can literally order helicopters with the click of a button, it's just like Amazon; if there's money in the account, then it will show up the next week. Someone actually did that once and they got in very big trouble 😂
@@DonutVideos that’s crazy what’s the most expensive item you can order?
@@jairlopez2209 probably an osprey lmao
@@jairlopez2209 fleshlight
Cody: They sell little ninja tools
Noel: THEY SELL FUCKING ATOMIC BOMBS !
Damn bro I see you're a fellow ninja throwing spike hobbier?👀
@@bingbangbong497 Snug as a bug!
Cody and Noel are like Google and Bing
@@plasticstones7456 Only having 6 likes is all that stands between this comment and a conversation that ends friendships.
This video should be titled “Man Discovers the Military Industrial Complex”
For real
But this is just bullshit scammers. Small and mobile rail guns are not possible with current technologies...
@@WowUrFcknHxC Lol
@@WowUrFcknHxC it's not that it's a scam it just takes a incredible amount of money for r&d on these things so usually countries will pay ahead of time and get the product delivered a few years later
@@asfdgasdcv5829 sure. But small and mobile rail guns are DECADES away. The most advanced rail gun currently in existence belongs to the US military, and it is still the size of a small warehouse. Just firing it once costs upwards of a million dollars. The R&D costs for rail guns are astronomical. Far too high for any private company to see as acceptable. It would take them a very long time to break even, much less turn a profit.
Maximum lethality is what they put next to the chicken fried steak on the Cracker Barrel menu
I'M DYING, like Hudson was in the CB washroom, poor Hudson
We called it getting barreled
Best hangover cure.
The idea of a dude in a real war saying "I'm cracked" is way too funny to me
Maximum lethality. Sounds like a phrase used in Mortal Kombat.
Ong😂
Fujimoto pfp
It's the equivalent of "frictionless" for them 🤣
They really try so hard to murder people
Because it has that ( i t y ) at the end of it it work with every word to make it as a modern combat reference
Like brutality ... Reality and even lethality
at this point he doesn’t even have to tell us
for real
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He Pavlov Dogged us into automatically clicking like as soon as we hear his voice
It's literally reflex now
Oh I thought you were gonna mention nord VPN lmao
Alternative title: “Noel Explores the American Military-Industrial Complex for 12 Minutes”
yeah the end of this video got too real tbh esp w what happened w palestine recently T~T
edit: oop the israel defenders have logged on sorry to invite controversy to this thread op
edit 2: 'why dont they build infrastructure' damn u mean like the countless hospitals and residential apartment buildings/houses and libraries and literally gaza's only covid testing center that are regularly targeted then retroactively designated as 'terrorist hideouts' to justify the murder of innocents including doctors like the head of internal medicine at gaza's main hospital and 12 of his extended family DURING a pandemic? booboo keep your chin up your clown wig is falling
anyway support the BDS movement wherever you can and for others i hope yall stop deepthroating the boot soon
@@pigeonfood420 yeah I mean with hamas making literal rockets out of its people's water pipes, wasting millions of dollars on rockets that just get shot down, and smuggling arms instead of investing money into their infrastructure and people's safety its really sad to see how people prefer war over helping their people survive.
@@kiva_kaze forgot to mention the suicide bombers.
@@ryshellso526 trueee, also using literal children as "martyrs for freedom" when they can be learning peacefully in UN funded schools cause their gov refuses to invest in public education.
Imagine thinking it's just that easy to stop the genocide of Palestinians
my dad was a pilot in the airforce, and I remember him telling me stories of yearly potlucks (i forget the actual even, but you brought the whole family for a meal). And every year they took training videos, practicing strafe runs, dropping dud bombs, aerial maneuvers, one year he remembered that they played the videos of these practice runs to let the bodies hit the floor by drowning pool. he told me that all the guys in the squadron like the videos, but the family didn't know they were training videos, so not only were they watching what they thought were actual people getting airstriked, but it was to one of the most aggressive soundtracks ever
That's manufactured patriotism baybeeeee
that's fucking rad, why does the air force get all the cool shit
@@BeetleBuns I think this is talking about a "Dining In", which it is a tradition that USAF inherited from the Army. It is a unit level event that, when deployed state side, is supposed to be roughly annual, invite families, serve food, and either issue or ceremonially re-issue any prestigious awards that the unit or members of the unit got since the last one. I believe USAF also requires an agenda of at least 3 hours. Other than that, exact procedures seem to depend on the unit.
More formal units in the Air Force tend to do big, high ceremony, formal, five course meals. With every course and the meal itself book-ended by speeches, videos, and anything else they can come up with to pad out time.
So, I think you may be misinterpreting what is happening when you refer to it as "all the cool shit".
@@TrabberShir oh shit, never mind then. I have a deep-seated hatred for anything that ain't my coveralls, I hate formal shit
That's still a tradition... look up "Hornet Ball" here on YT for example.
"GM and Mack makes products for the military"
Wait until he finds out that the best produced 1911's were made by a typewriter company during the second world war
mitsubishi the car and airco manufacturer also makes actual 40 tonne main battle tanks, kawasaki the motorcycle company produces attack helicopter on the side lol. Fiat (you know the cute italian cars) has a history of making armored vehicles and actual fighter jets. Hell even the Abrams tank is produced by chrysler.
@@yungpindakaas MAN designed the Panther, Henschel designed the Tiger 1, Boeing designed the B-52, and GM had a rival design for the Abrams. I really don't get why he makes it sound like it's weird that a company that designs totally innocent objects can also design weapons and combat vehicles or that they have to advertise those weapons and vehicles
Or that General Electric makes miniguns lol
@@rileyhaynes2515 it's not weird he is shocked. it's just ignorance. so many regular ppl don't think about this and so it just takes a moment to wrap your head around it.
@@afroize the headlight department of GE made several weapons for the OSS (precursor to the CIA) during WW2.
This reminds me of my 5 year old cousin showing me his collection of hotwheels and nerf guns
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Adorable
You have to imagine some of the kids playing with nerf guns eventually move up, but I think people get the causal direction wrong. It seems easier to imagine kids who play with gun toys grow up and get into real firearms because the toys made them, but I think that in reality it's just a small percentage of kids who like playing with gun toys have the kind of mind that likes the power and control weapons give them, even if only foam based.
@@MisterDoctorBaconman my friends and I grew up playing with nerf guns, and now after all these years, we still play with nerf guns 😂
Does your 5 year old cousin also use the phrase "maximum lethality"?
videos that put noel onto a government watchlist
Fr I saw the title and thought well I guess I'll check out his last video. This man's fiendin for Epsteinin
and his viewers
Every video.
@@bellessub delete this comment when you still can.
What to they send you home with? A hangover and the flu
Noel, you're *clearly* underestimating what lengths companies will go to for the $100,000,000-$2,000,000,000,000 government contract bag.
All of these are funded by the military, these adds do nothing but spur public interest.
@@albar428 There are *so many* military/LEO gear advertisements, to blanket statement them all as one would be very narrowminded.
A bad 3D render of a rail gun did not get me excited for a failed multi-billion dollar project though.
@@coopers1716 The railgun project was funded by the Navy, the Rocket artillery was made by the Soviet military, these aren't supposed to woo the generals, it is for the public. People like me take great interest in things like Fighters and AFVs.
@@albar428 dope lol
@@albar428 but have you seen War Dogs tho?
it was the "I'm cracked, need res NEED RES" for me dawg i'm crying
“I feel like a weapon that could blow up an orphanage doesn’t require much talking”
-Noel
*love how Cody just made a video about people selling weapons on Etsy and then Noel posts this*
They are energetically in sync
Ah. Indeed.
There’s no such thing as a coincidence
noel had to know..im jus sayin
Well less weapons than leather cock rings.
Noel: What have you bought that is maximum lethality
Me: Cracker Barrel fried chicken
underrated comment
Twisted tea
Hand sanitizer
cracker barrel gravy*
Nothing like getting barreled
Just imagine paying for weapons of mass destruction with Klarna
Omfg 😭
That’ll be 4 payments of $250 million over 2 months! Thanks for shopping with Klarna.
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just paypal him lmao
That's maximum American
I love how Noel will go from talking about temptation island to the American military industrial complex like it’s nothing lmao
"Maximum lethality" opposed to medium lethality ofc
Don't worry bro Im only half dead, these cheap bastards must have only bought the medium lethality weapons hahaha >:)
To be honest: If the thing that is supposed to shoot down mortar shells and rockets that are about to rip me and anyone in a 100m radius to pieces I personally wouldn't take the "medium" lethality option.
I mean it is kinda a thing. The wounded require more manpower than the dead. You're taking the maximum number of combatants out of the fight.
yea, didn't you know I bought my .300 Winchester magnum specifically for it's ability to only blow half a person to smithereens as opposed to the whole shebang
@@nicoco678 maximum lethality is like less then lethal. Both sound ridiculous
When you asked us to imagine the railgun salesman I pictured the slap chop guy.
pools closed due to what?
I imagined the same thing 😅
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I imagined Nic Bolton and his Tac-Light.
i imagined the animated general from those insurance commercials
i liked it during the ads, he doesn’t even have to ask 😒😂
We’re like Pavlov’s dogs
You acc liked the ad not the video
Same
I have a similar habit of liking videos before I have any idea of their quality
@CarpetBanana me
You’d be scared how many “civilian” company’s have subsidiary companies with military contracts
Hey marine
The amount of Paramilitary groups that are funded are greater than people know about for sure, glad to see this brought up with so many likes.
Cool EVAN
“military uniforms provided by forever 21”
Why would people be shocked that companies try to expand how much money they make? lmao. I mean, if you had a car company and there's a billion dollar government military contract are you gonna go "nah I don't want that money". Besides, having companies research and develop better military gear reduces friendly casualties and smarter gear reduces civilian casualties, so I don't really see anything wrong with that.
I've known about these gun/war machine tradeshows but hearing about it from Noel's perspective as someone who hasn't become accustomed to it has really highlighted how fucking weird this is. So yeah, I like the change in tone with this vid. Would love to watch more like it
Nothing's wrong with gun shows. I don't think it's weird. It's like any other hobby.
@@overlyobsolete2797 Obsession with a tool with a soul purpose to kill is very weird at the least.
@@phelan8385 So is archery very weird then? They were made to do the same thing guns do just not as well.
@@phelan8385 I know I'm necroing a comment so i apologize but this is kind of a lame take. Just like with any hobby there are multiple facets to guns. Competition shooting, hobby shooting, building and designing, hunting, all the different mechanisms, self defense, and also just thinking they're plain cool. Same with stuff like bows and knives/swords. I used to think it was silly until a friends asked me to help repair his grandfathers .22 revolver and it just kinda clicked with me
I’ve actually been to the convention they have that just shows off huge amounts a weapons. Cool stuff but it really makes you realize that some people have some super questionable passions.
I feel you on that.
"just do the love island video" So... He remembers.
my thought exactly
they're both sick of people asking them for the videos
we’ve been waiting
😂😂😂
Cringe
They’re always doing advertisements like they’re trying to sell me a new car but instead of a car they’re trying to sell me a missile intercept defense system
there's one thing missing at this convention, and that's "geneva"
Geneva? Who is she.
gold omg
best comment
Geneva suggestions my guy
@@andrewwalker9960 look up geneva convention.
My favorite thing about the "maximum lethality" line is that it is a defensive system, for use against enemy oncoming missiles. Also where do you think those "tac" glasses got that style of 3d animation
fair point...
Noel: a guy who sells rail guns, what do you think that looks like?
Me: Ryan Reynolds
Noel: Jason Statham
Me: Jason Statham obviously
I thought of the flex tape guy
I thought of a call centre worker I don’t know why
"there's so many companies that have a little involvement in war" Wait til he finds out about pepsi
What are you talking about?
👀
What about Pepsi ?
Or Nestle
Pepsi made a deal with Khrushchev (bastard traitor) to trade a part of the USSR's navy for the Pepsi recipe. For awhile, Pepsi had one of the largest naval fleets in the world, before selling it to various 'customers.'
They're talking about "integrated on existing army blah blah blah" when you know that gun could fit on a rusted out toyota pickup from the 90s
you saw that tik tok about the african country that beat colonizers with toyotas?
@@Jay-xg4ew Which war? Algeria?
@@Jay-xg4ew I'm pretty sure that was originally a count dankula video, you should look him up he has many series about crazy events in history, or figures that have crazy accomplishments and weird histories and just all around wild things that seem too weird to be true
It might fit, but it would blow out the tires and suspension on the first shot if not the entire bed of the truck.
@@LoachAo CLICK THE LINK
“General atomics”? This is just Fallout promotional material
That's the first thing that came to mind.
my exact thoughts
Isn't Mr. House's birth date coming up soon too?
General Atomics makes the Predator and Reaper drones the military creams their panties for every year.
theyre literally a real life fallout corp true
In all fairness this railgun is designed as "hard-kill" anti-missile system, meaning it tracks and shoots down incoming missiles. So it's mainly just used for defensive purposes.
"a little war on the side" glock is literally a fishing pole company.
imagine being an austrian fisherman, hearing glock just signed a patent "ja i vant to see vhat it's like, i love mine glock 16 rod i hope zey improved it" and getting handed a fucking handgun.
since world war 1 literally, everyone is a war profiteer.
Not kerrygold
KerrYgold, Irish butter
For bread
Dont overheat butter while cooking
Ferdinand Porsche: fast car go brrr
Also Ferdinand Porsche: T I G E R T A N K
Coco chanel designed ww2's soldiers uniforms as well, as if she wasn't a whole nazi on the side
"Welcome back to my youtube channel, but before we get into it. This video is sponsored by Lockheed Martin and their new line of single-seat, single-engine, all-weather stealth multirole combat aircraft. Check out the link below for 5% off your first purchase."
GM and Mack: "We do a little warring"
They’d be stupid not to tbh, doesn’t take that much to throw some armor on a truck and use the same engine and transmission
Canada recently procured like 80 Mack trucks I think
Where do you think jeep came from?
This is what happens when you spend $800,000,000,000 a year on the military lmao
They spend so much they give police departments mraps sometimes. Which is kind of awesome cause they can help a lot. Mraps can be used in floods and hurricanes to pick up survivers, it can help in active shooter situations and terrorist attacks
@@johnmundinger3581 but MRAPs are scary, cops shouldn’t have those "tanks" even if they are surplus.
I disagree
Not even close to a tank
@@johnmundinger3581 police shouldn't have weapons of war and look like the military lol
I served in the finnish defense forces with a super huge anime/h*ntai nerd. He actually tried asking our drill sergeant if he could put an anime girl on his gun. Didnt go well
I almost spit out my cereal when he said
“What do you ever buy thats full lethality.”
“Maybe Four loko, but thats about it .”
Lmfao.
Talking about gen z in the army was mostly a joke I’m sure but I’ve been getting ads that start as a video game and end as an ad for the army so... this might be a reality lol
this is probably just some advertisement to different US branches of military. gotta spend that $700 billion a year somehow 🤷♂️
Because why pay them more when you can just buy more weapons?
yeah it definetly is, i think noel thinks normal citizens can just buy this stuff lmao
All these systems were ventures funded by the US military, they already have tested these weapons by the time ads come out.
Half a trillion dollar industry and Noel is surprised they have "War Con". You got furrycon why not war con.
Saw con
Con dom
6:33,
That is the 3D model of the grenade launcher in Team Fortress 2, they just straight up copy and pasted it in.
meet the demoman
Came for this
I'm telling Gaben.
At 6:35 they literally took the stock grenade launcher from tf2 and slapped on a grip thing in the front.😂
i was about to go look and say that was bs but dude you're right. that shit is the stock demo primary. i don't think "m321a" is even a thing, the m32a1 is real but it looks completely different
Ha “it’s like the universe doesn’t even want me here” I’ve never related more
Arms dealers for the US military industrial complex have never looked so desperate and suburban. Sad days.
That's how it looks like in every country that sells weapons on the global market. Concern Kalashnikov has literally the same kinds of ads, but they're a bit more badass.
based pfp
@@helloitsme8575 Danke.
They aren’t desperate, they’re emboldened
@@qwert5854 Why not both?
"they act like you cant just go to liveleak and get this footage" best line in the whole vid
When he says "existing BMC2...", he's saying it can easily be incorporated into the current battle command structure that exists in the army. It's been "specifically designed" for one purpose, air defense. More specifically, he's talking about command and control; ie how things talk to eachother.
Wait, it's a portable railgun used for air defense? That's gotta be complete BS. Those things can't cycle fast and they take an enormous amount of energy right now...
Prepare to get labeled as an "Army Nerd" and a complete failure in today's "peaceful" society. I mean, who needs these BMC2 things? It's not like there are at least 5 conflicts at all times across the world...
@@datboi2250 you been in the army?
@@Erisblackstone no, and what's it have to do with anything?
Yet more proof that Smedley Butler was right when he wrote “War is a Racket”
His video style is changing, now im not afraid to eat anything!~
noels “slush” is kurtis conner’s “making it stinky”
Fishy fishy fishy
Noel saying it's so funny they advertise it as if how lethal it is but imagine how funnier it would be if they advertise it as anything but the lethal side of the thing
“This tank is built with the highest quality \ material, the leather couch so smooth and comfortable that you can snug up in there for hours! We also have the best ventilation system so you can breathe in air so fresh you’ll feel like you were in the Alps during your murdering spree.”
“I’m cracked need res” killed me
Army nerd here
1. None of this will ever happen
2. If it does happen, none of them will work
Noel AND Cody pushing the weapons content today
Noel puts his mic closer to his mouth than the kids on Tiktok doing voiceovers with their apple earbuds down their throat
TikTokers saw the concept of a popguard and thought "imma reverse that"
thats how those types of mics work, they are called dynamic and proper technique is typically to have your lips right on it for speaking etc. because they have been designed to be used on stage and thus do not pick up sounds from more than a foot away. Other types of recording mics called condensers are easier to use from further way, for podcasts etc. So........
Wow, I really god a Air Force Ad in the middle of this
Noel single handedly messed my algorithm smh
There is a whole industry of "corporate films" that are basically commercials or advertising purely for the sake of advertising to specific buyers. And you can make a decent living making them. Usually these types of films are shown in board rooms during pitch meetings, they're not really intended for the general public. If anyone has ever considered a career in film or video editing, they've probably seen dozens of "corporate film" jobs come up. Sometimes they're fairly benign; my dad works in electronics sales and he sees and sends a lot of corporate films advertising circuit board widgets to manufacturers and tech companies. But they can be literally for anything depending on what the company sells.
noel's ability to make sound effects so spot-on is astonishing
I really don’t think I’ve ever clicked on a video this fast before in my life. The title both confused and scared me. That’s the content I signed up for
Sammmeeeee!
I am once again asking you to eat lucky charms and captain crunch all berries for 3 meals a day and talk about your poo
weird fetish but yeah
great suggestion morganne 🙌
I’ll do it!
@@Jonathan-pl7fo for the people. Please respond in this comment string and let us know how it went
The hell?
Please google how much modern fruit companies used to do “war” on the side
Ruined south America for no reason
@@full-timepog6844 I think the reason was profit. Shit reason, but that’s why they did it.
@@full-timepog6844 was definitely a reason. All about that money
@@full-timepog6844 Most of the countries that Standard Fruit, United Fruit and other American businesses set up ventures in were places North of the Panama canal, so that’s Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador, Costa Rica, and so on. That’s North America, not South America.
South America wasn’t that affected by foreign capital.
American fruit companies ensured that poor Central American countries could develop much better than they had previously. They built vital infrastructure, ensured employment for the native citizens, developed several nations for decades on end, sustained and helped grow the Central American economy, and opened up a prefiously destitute and poor part of the world to the open market, allowing those central American states to flourish both economically and culturally. It was only when anti-free market forces took hold of the country that these states’ economies stopped bearing fruits (if you’ll allow the pun).
i love how he says 200 mil as big bags when the f-35 fighter programme is expected to cost 1.5 trillion in it's lifetime
Well to be fair that railgun seems like more of a missile defense system, at least in the video.
wait till noel learns about private military companies 😂 they are getting a big bag
Those guys are a little less bold then this, at least in America. Other countries with incredibly corrupt governments have a larger market for them. Search up "Blackwater PMC", they more or less blew the lid off and scared everyone a lil
@@Suuubi01 man I remember jumping into the Blackwater PMC rabbit hole for the first time. That was a wild ride
@@Suuubi01 ngl PMCs fascinate and terrify me
@@squillz8310 same🤣
Alternate title: Noel discovers the military industrial complex
'Blam, go get 'em killah' whilst referring to a military expo is probably the best thing I've heard in a while
I just finished binging every single one of your videos. You have made so much progress but also been funny all the way from the start thank you for all the laughs
But wait! 11:42 why is Noel actually like reminding me of a grooving ass Sim 😂😂👏🏼 music was hittin though 😆
I love how as Noel says “who would want that” a die hard ad comes on 😂
Something tells me I’m not the target audience for a commercial advertising missile defense systems and drone strike squads. . .
This is a corporate film; they're designed for specific buyers, not the general public. So you're right
(also, "target" audience aha)
@@carelsby no joke i get commercials from an israel missle defense company alot
BMC2 is the art of translating real-time battle space awareness, operational guidance, and combat potential into decisive action at the tactical level across a wide range of missions including air-to-air, air-to-ground, and combat support missions.
Thanks for the exposition bro.
Battlefield Management Command & Control
Maximum Lethality should be on ever box of Plan B
The military has always gotten civilian companies to compete and market their product for that big bank contract. Just like any other product, they have to be sold, by salesmen.
thats too complicated weapons should be hidden from public view lol
The fuckin statement about a genZ soldier wanting a “NAVI” sticker on his gun was hilarious. fire vid unc
in boot camp we found an old-ass bugs bunny sticker hidden under the inside lip of one of the racks, no idea how the RDCs missed that for so long yet were able to smell a speck of dust on the inside of our skull cavities
Gunhead Muricans be like: "If I can't carry my military-grade anti-tank rail guns around in public, who will protect me from bad guys with military-grade anti-tank rail guns who can attack at any time?"
If the government can have it, I can have it. Simple
@@ancientbuns6770 What about nukes
@@gckbowers411 yes
It's simple logic my guy
@Scaucy man 2.0 They dont have a second amendment and theyre still kicking out the Junta. There will always be entities that will pour money and weapons into rebellions, especially if it were in the US.
Noel really out here calling out war dogs
“I got 2 guys on me”
*Blaaaaame*
“Shit I’m cracked, I’m cracked..... *cough* I need revive”
10:51 the bit about having a tent of mother hating potential school shooters ready for hire was too funny 😭
Edit: 11:57 why Noel dancing like he's Ricardo Milo's I can'tttt 🤣
It’s like an old History Chanel documentary.
“They can go to Liveleak and get the real footage”
Yeah... about that-
*collateral murder intestifies*
Di d it get shut down?
@@full-timepog6844 nope 😳
@@full-timepog6844 no, they closed themselves down :(
i was very sad
Now i really want him to do a whole short film about gen z soldiers
I wholeheartedly appreciate that Noel is v anti war
No one in the arms industry focuses on the lives taken but the potential lives saved. So to folks in the industry its just another business transaction. They just have a smaller market to appeal to in regards of restricted weaponry. They're still going to have marketing, advertisements, reviews, trial periods, licensing agreements etc. Its not like there aren't some somber black budget sites with horrors being created, and yeah those are generally barely even on paper. However, standard armament manufacturers are just another type of corporation.
Last time I was this early Noel and Cody would still randomly moan on the podcast
i like how this implies that they still dont do this shit
Please start doing it again
Did you not see the last podcast
this is the most we've ever heard noel shit on the government in a very obvious way AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT
As a European I must say I am not as shocked as I should be... "A little war on the side"
Never realized how perfectly symmetrical / round Noelle’s head is.
“I’m cracked. Need res.” 😂😂😂😂😂
8:20 Y’all know Mattel? Like the toy company, yeah they made parts for the m16 rifles during the Vietnam war. Capitalism at its finest, gotta love it
I was gonna be funny and comment something like Fisher Price My First Friendly Fire but... that's exactly what I was gonna say but in real life.
They just made the Handguard lol
@@JackandNaruto well that’s a part is it not?
It was kindof a matter of the military recruiting every manufacturer they possibly could during wartime. Obvs corporations aren't people, but they could have been coerced into doing it (or "convinced" with "patriotic" sentiment) Not saying that them making parts for rifles wasn't wrong, but just that a lot of companies that had nothing to do with weapons were coerced into making them simply because they had manufacturing capabilities.
The toy company known for making durable polymers in toys turned around and manufactured polymer handguards for weapons.. its as though that kind of makes sense
“What have you ever bought- BURGER KING AD- that has maximum lethality?” Lmfaooo
its extremely weird that murder is so accepted that they have conventions about it
They brand murder as 'neutralisation' so people think it's justified
@@thehallofvalhalla and 'defence' even though there's nothing to defend against when you spend hundreds of times more on your military than the second biggest spender
It's not murder, its "threat neutralization." They're not people, or civilians; they're "insurgents, terrorists, x-backed-rebels, extremists, guerillas, opposition forces, etc.," Its not the Imperial Conquest of small nations for the procurement of their natural resources and existing wealth and labour, its "Defense." The army they send to do it arent brainwashed sneering imperialists and guns-4-hire mercenaries, they're "Brave American Heroes," and "Civilian Contractors." Oh, but they are indeed 'freedom fighters,' so long as you take the phrase literally as you would 'FireFighter,' or 'CrimeFighter.'
@@warsaw1548 I gotta disagree with you there, the section about them not being people or civilians isn't that good of a phrase. Most fighters in war ARE people they just have a different philosophy and as for civilians they just happen to be at the wrong place at the wrong time but then again you got the slaughter or vietnamese villagers during the Vietnam War so from my perspective as a civilian and a guy who likes to learn about military stuff I feel i should just share my perspective.
Respect my guy
u right tho we should just all be nice to each other and abolish the US military. I bet China, North Korea and Russia would follow suit right after!
is he not gonna mention the fact that one of the helicopters had the LED lighting that every girl between the age of 10 and 15 have in their room
Swag bag. Last time I went to one of these things it was gimmies like a nice CamelBak, a SureFire self defense flashlight (bout $100 msrp) that listed features like blinding someone with it, having sharp edges to use as a weapon, stuff like that. Lots of pamphlets, some CDs with commercials and presentations. That kind of thing.
anti-imperialist king Noel letting the people know about the evil of the military industrial complex one video at a time
You have no idea how cringe this sounds 😂 let me guess, you own dat Che Guevara t shirt too?
@@ElPresidenteMargz Yes, because murderous socialists are the ONLY people who could ever be against a self-fulfilling money sink revolving around killing.
Che is king
when you said to picture a railgun sailsmen i just pictured someone like steve harvey showcasing it as a family feud award and just blowing away the suitcase ladies
I thought of a desert
7:32 Noel keeps saying ‘Look at that, look at that’, but I’m not seeing anything? 🤨🤔
You know what the narrator reminds me of? Those video game trailers they do for big open world games where they tell you what kinds of things you can do in this virtual world.
Not a war weapon getting called blitzer