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  • @simonh.1449
    @simonh.1449 3 роки тому +3431

    imagine being in the military and trying to add something to the arsenal because you saw a youtube ad for it, imagine explaining that

    • @simonh.1449
      @simonh.1449 3 роки тому +300

      “the ad had metal music and an american flag, what else can i say general”

    • @DonutVideos
      @DonutVideos 3 роки тому +127

      We can literally order helicopters with the click of a button, it's just like Amazon; if there's money in the account, then it will show up the next week. Someone actually did that once and they got in very big trouble 😂

    • @jairlopez2209
      @jairlopez2209 3 роки тому +22

      @@DonutVideos that’s crazy what’s the most expensive item you can order?

    • @johnmundinger3581
      @johnmundinger3581 3 роки тому +9

      @@jairlopez2209 probably an osprey lmao

    • @NOT_NAME.
      @NOT_NAME. 3 роки тому +32

      @@jairlopez2209 fleshlight

  • @shabbir9746
    @shabbir9746 3 роки тому +2221

    Cody: They sell little ninja tools
    Noel: THEY SELL FUCKING ATOMIC BOMBS !

    • @bingbangbong497
      @bingbangbong497 3 роки тому +45

      Damn bro I see you're a fellow ninja throwing spike hobbier?👀

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen 3 роки тому +20

      @@bingbangbong497 Snug as a bug!

    • @plasticstones7456
      @plasticstones7456 3 роки тому +14

      Cody and Noel are like Google and Bing

    • @Geirkztilb
      @Geirkztilb 2 роки тому +2

      ​@@plasticstones7456 Only having 6 likes is all that stands between this comment and a conversation that ends friendships.

  • @alyssakalbus
    @alyssakalbus 3 роки тому +2937

    This video should be titled “Man Discovers the Military Industrial Complex”

    • @thesilentassault0351
      @thesilentassault0351 3 роки тому +23

      For real

    • @WowUrFcknHxC
      @WowUrFcknHxC 3 роки тому +59

      But this is just bullshit scammers. Small and mobile rail guns are not possible with current technologies...

    • @TJ-wn7kc
      @TJ-wn7kc 3 роки тому +7

      @@WowUrFcknHxC Lol

    • @asfdgasdcv5829
      @asfdgasdcv5829 3 роки тому +22

      @@WowUrFcknHxC it's not that it's a scam it just takes a incredible amount of money for r&d on these things so usually countries will pay ahead of time and get the product delivered a few years later

    • @WowUrFcknHxC
      @WowUrFcknHxC 3 роки тому +33

      @@asfdgasdcv5829 sure. But small and mobile rail guns are DECADES away. The most advanced rail gun currently in existence belongs to the US military, and it is still the size of a small warehouse. Just firing it once costs upwards of a million dollars. The R&D costs for rail guns are astronomical. Far too high for any private company to see as acceptable. It would take them a very long time to break even, much less turn a profit.

  • @katielawton1193
    @katielawton1193 3 роки тому +793

    Maximum lethality is what they put next to the chicken fried steak on the Cracker Barrel menu

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 3 роки тому +32

      I'M DYING, like Hudson was in the CB washroom, poor Hudson

    • @alexisb3829
      @alexisb3829 3 роки тому +35

      We called it getting barreled

    • @Harken4949
      @Harken4949 3 роки тому +3

      Best hangover cure.

  • @freethemg1
    @freethemg1 3 роки тому +279

    The idea of a dude in a real war saying "I'm cracked" is way too funny to me

  • @lillyrey5727
    @lillyrey5727 3 роки тому +1970

    Maximum lethality. Sounds like a phrase used in Mortal Kombat.

    • @magicknight2285
      @magicknight2285 3 роки тому +1

      Ong😂

    • @AC-gm6dr
      @AC-gm6dr 3 роки тому +3

      Fujimoto pfp

    • @Searyu
      @Searyu 3 роки тому +7

      It's the equivalent of "frictionless" for them 🤣

    • @forgettucelettuce
      @forgettucelettuce 3 роки тому +6

      They really try so hard to murder people

    • @theriveronthedoor1906
      @theriveronthedoor1906 3 роки тому +4

      Because it has that ( i t y ) at the end of it it work with every word to make it as a modern combat reference
      Like brutality ... Reality and even lethality

  • @kinderegg4292
    @kinderegg4292 3 роки тому +2056

    at this point he doesn’t even have to tell us

  • @yannahpeeps2002
    @yannahpeeps2002 3 роки тому +2786

    Alternative title: “Noel Explores the American Military-Industrial Complex for 12 Minutes”

    • @pigeonfood420
      @pigeonfood420 3 роки тому +160

      yeah the end of this video got too real tbh esp w what happened w palestine recently T~T
      edit: oop the israel defenders have logged on sorry to invite controversy to this thread op
      edit 2: 'why dont they build infrastructure' damn u mean like the countless hospitals and residential apartment buildings/houses and libraries and literally gaza's only covid testing center that are regularly targeted then retroactively designated as 'terrorist hideouts' to justify the murder of innocents including doctors like the head of internal medicine at gaza's main hospital and 12 of his extended family DURING a pandemic? booboo keep your chin up your clown wig is falling
      anyway support the BDS movement wherever you can and for others i hope yall stop deepthroating the boot soon

    • @kiva_kaze
      @kiva_kaze 3 роки тому +26

      @@pigeonfood420 yeah I mean with hamas making literal rockets out of its people's water pipes, wasting millions of dollars on rockets that just get shot down, and smuggling arms instead of investing money into their infrastructure and people's safety its really sad to see how people prefer war over helping their people survive.

    • @ryshellso526
      @ryshellso526 3 роки тому +8

      @@kiva_kaze forgot to mention the suicide bombers.

    • @kiva_kaze
      @kiva_kaze 3 роки тому +8

      @@ryshellso526 trueee, also using literal children as "martyrs for freedom" when they can be learning peacefully in UN funded schools cause their gov refuses to invest in public education.

    • @dntthe88
      @dntthe88 3 роки тому +18

      Imagine thinking it's just that easy to stop the genocide of Palestinians

  • @kinglive582
    @kinglive582 3 роки тому +342

    my dad was a pilot in the airforce, and I remember him telling me stories of yearly potlucks (i forget the actual even, but you brought the whole family for a meal). And every year they took training videos, practicing strafe runs, dropping dud bombs, aerial maneuvers, one year he remembered that they played the videos of these practice runs to let the bodies hit the floor by drowning pool. he told me that all the guys in the squadron like the videos, but the family didn't know they were training videos, so not only were they watching what they thought were actual people getting airstriked, but it was to one of the most aggressive soundtracks ever

    • @carelsby
      @carelsby 3 роки тому +46

      That's manufactured patriotism baybeeeee

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 3 роки тому +8

      that's fucking rad, why does the air force get all the cool shit

    • @TrabberShir
      @TrabberShir 3 роки тому +8

      @@BeetleBuns I think this is talking about a "Dining In", which it is a tradition that USAF inherited from the Army. It is a unit level event that, when deployed state side, is supposed to be roughly annual, invite families, serve food, and either issue or ceremonially re-issue any prestigious awards that the unit or members of the unit got since the last one. I believe USAF also requires an agenda of at least 3 hours. Other than that, exact procedures seem to depend on the unit.
      More formal units in the Air Force tend to do big, high ceremony, formal, five course meals. With every course and the meal itself book-ended by speeches, videos, and anything else they can come up with to pad out time.
      So, I think you may be misinterpreting what is happening when you refer to it as "all the cool shit".

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 3 роки тому +5

      @@TrabberShir oh shit, never mind then. I have a deep-seated hatred for anything that ain't my coveralls, I hate formal shit

    • @damonstr
      @damonstr 3 роки тому +2

      That's still a tradition... look up "Hornet Ball" here on YT for example.

  • @rileyhaynes2515
    @rileyhaynes2515 3 роки тому +185

    "GM and Mack makes products for the military"
    Wait until he finds out that the best produced 1911's were made by a typewriter company during the second world war

    • @yungpindakaas
      @yungpindakaas 3 роки тому +13

      mitsubishi the car and airco manufacturer also makes actual 40 tonne main battle tanks, kawasaki the motorcycle company produces attack helicopter on the side lol. Fiat (you know the cute italian cars) has a history of making armored vehicles and actual fighter jets. Hell even the Abrams tank is produced by chrysler.

    • @rileyhaynes2515
      @rileyhaynes2515 3 роки тому +4

      @@yungpindakaas MAN designed the Panther, Henschel designed the Tiger 1, Boeing designed the B-52, and GM had a rival design for the Abrams. I really don't get why he makes it sound like it's weird that a company that designs totally innocent objects can also design weapons and combat vehicles or that they have to advertise those weapons and vehicles

    • @afroize
      @afroize 3 роки тому +4

      Or that General Electric makes miniguns lol

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 3 роки тому +2

      @@rileyhaynes2515 it's not weird he is shocked. it's just ignorance. so many regular ppl don't think about this and so it just takes a moment to wrap your head around it.

    • @CameraHam
      @CameraHam 3 роки тому

      @@afroize the headlight department of GE made several weapons for the OSS (precursor to the CIA) during WW2.

  • @radekbobek8453
    @radekbobek8453 3 роки тому +2292

    This reminds me of my 5 year old cousin showing me his collection of hotwheels and nerf guns

    • @srishtilakhotia8832
      @srishtilakhotia8832 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/E7y6VlLpfQI/v-deo.html

    • @mistyfreya
      @mistyfreya 3 роки тому

      Adorable

    • @MisterDoctorBaconman
      @MisterDoctorBaconman 3 роки тому +12

      You have to imagine some of the kids playing with nerf guns eventually move up, but I think people get the causal direction wrong. It seems easier to imagine kids who play with gun toys grow up and get into real firearms because the toys made them, but I think that in reality it's just a small percentage of kids who like playing with gun toys have the kind of mind that likes the power and control weapons give them, even if only foam based.

    • @sb18890
      @sb18890 3 роки тому +4

      @@MisterDoctorBaconman my friends and I grew up playing with nerf guns, and now after all these years, we still play with nerf guns 😂

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 роки тому +6

      Does your 5 year old cousin also use the phrase "maximum lethality"?

  • @joanna-tb8bv
    @joanna-tb8bv 3 роки тому +2041

    videos that put noel onto a government watchlist

    • @willywakka7830
      @willywakka7830 3 роки тому +18

      Fr I saw the title and thought well I guess I'll check out his last video. This man's fiendin for Epsteinin

    • @bellessub
      @bellessub 3 роки тому +1

      and his viewers

    • @elliottsdreaming
      @elliottsdreaming 3 роки тому +1

      Every video.

    • @pippp.4425
      @pippp.4425 3 роки тому

      @@bellessub delete this comment when you still can.

    • @ToxenL30
      @ToxenL30 3 роки тому

      What to they send you home with? A hangover and the flu

  • @coopers1716
    @coopers1716 3 роки тому +650

    Noel, you're *clearly* underestimating what lengths companies will go to for the $100,000,000-$2,000,000,000,000 government contract bag.

    • @albar428
      @albar428 3 роки тому +3

      All of these are funded by the military, these adds do nothing but spur public interest.

    • @coopers1716
      @coopers1716 3 роки тому +30

      @@albar428 There are *so many* military/LEO gear advertisements, to blanket statement them all as one would be very narrowminded.
      A bad 3D render of a rail gun did not get me excited for a failed multi-billion dollar project though.

    • @albar428
      @albar428 3 роки тому +4

      @@coopers1716 The railgun project was funded by the Navy, the Rocket artillery was made by the Soviet military, these aren't supposed to woo the generals, it is for the public. People like me take great interest in things like Fighters and AFVs.

    • @coopers1716
      @coopers1716 3 роки тому +1

      @@albar428 dope lol

    • @aaronwaterman3888
      @aaronwaterman3888 3 роки тому

      @@albar428 but have you seen War Dogs tho?

  • @Nicholas-nc8ru
    @Nicholas-nc8ru 3 роки тому +107

    it was the "I'm cracked, need res NEED RES" for me dawg i'm crying

  • @YoBeandon
    @YoBeandon 3 роки тому +95

    “I feel like a weapon that could blow up an orphanage doesn’t require much talking”
    -Noel

  • @estrellasjournal
    @estrellasjournal 3 роки тому +2719

    *love how Cody just made a video about people selling weapons on Etsy and then Noel posts this*

    • @hana64537
      @hana64537 3 роки тому +213

      They are energetically in sync

    • @potatopotatoeOG
      @potatopotatoeOG 3 роки тому +11

      Ah. Indeed.

    • @nandaitzel
      @nandaitzel 3 роки тому +44

      There’s no such thing as a coincidence

    • @DARKENINGTIMES
      @DARKENINGTIMES 3 роки тому +4

      noel had to know..im jus sayin

    • @Turkey1267
      @Turkey1267 3 роки тому +13

      Well less weapons than leather cock rings.

  • @infinity_shades1687
    @infinity_shades1687 3 роки тому +1469

    Noel: What have you bought that is maximum lethality
    Me: Cracker Barrel fried chicken

    • @mtori3247
      @mtori3247 3 роки тому +17

      underrated comment

    • @itsyaboi7425
      @itsyaboi7425 3 роки тому +6

      Twisted tea

    • @Hypersomnaia
      @Hypersomnaia 3 роки тому +3

      Hand sanitizer

    • @fkfaker
      @fkfaker 3 роки тому +9

      cracker barrel gravy*

    • @its_mows
      @its_mows 3 роки тому +8

      Nothing like getting barreled

  • @teenmom69
    @teenmom69 3 роки тому +1162

    Just imagine paying for weapons of mass destruction with Klarna

    • @gilly_axolotl
      @gilly_axolotl 3 роки тому +6

      Omfg 😭

    • @zoeskyILY
      @zoeskyILY 3 роки тому +93

      That’ll be 4 payments of $250 million over 2 months! Thanks for shopping with Klarna.

    • @srishtilakhotia8832
      @srishtilakhotia8832 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/E7y6VlLpfQI/v-deo.html

    • @sim205
      @sim205 3 роки тому +1

      just paypal him lmao

    • @onetwothree3955
      @onetwothree3955 3 роки тому +3

      That's maximum American

  • @dominiktasse8597
    @dominiktasse8597 3 роки тому +122

    I love how Noel will go from talking about temptation island to the American military industrial complex like it’s nothing lmao

  • @nicoco678
    @nicoco678 3 роки тому +504

    "Maximum lethality" opposed to medium lethality ofc

    • @nicoco678
      @nicoco678 3 роки тому +45

      Don't worry bro Im only half dead, these cheap bastards must have only bought the medium lethality weapons hahaha >:)

    • @KorporalNoobs
      @KorporalNoobs 3 роки тому +9

      To be honest: If the thing that is supposed to shoot down mortar shells and rockets that are about to rip me and anyone in a 100m radius to pieces I personally wouldn't take the "medium" lethality option.

    • @dogboy0912
      @dogboy0912 3 роки тому +6

      I mean it is kinda a thing. The wounded require more manpower than the dead. You're taking the maximum number of combatants out of the fight.

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 3 роки тому +4

      yea, didn't you know I bought my .300 Winchester magnum specifically for it's ability to only blow half a person to smithereens as opposed to the whole shebang

    • @kilroywashere9343
      @kilroywashere9343 3 роки тому

      @@nicoco678 maximum lethality is like less then lethal. Both sound ridiculous

  • @poolsclosed9898
    @poolsclosed9898 3 роки тому +721

    When you asked us to imagine the railgun salesman I pictured the slap chop guy.

    • @stevebuscemi8224
      @stevebuscemi8224 3 роки тому +2

      pools closed due to what?

    • @mariac1499
      @mariac1499 3 роки тому

      I imagined the same thing 😅

    • @srishtilakhotia8832
      @srishtilakhotia8832 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/E7y6VlLpfQI/v-deo.html

    • @user-ip6zn1io5w
      @user-ip6zn1io5w 3 роки тому +6

      I imagined Nic Bolton and his Tac-Light.

    • @aldoesnotexist
      @aldoesnotexist 3 роки тому +1

      i imagined the animated general from those insurance commercials

  • @skytrembles6792
    @skytrembles6792 3 роки тому +2066

    i liked it during the ads, he doesn’t even have to ask 😒😂

  • @evanmister
    @evanmister 3 роки тому +688

    You’d be scared how many “civilian” company’s have subsidiary companies with military contracts

    • @YardsaleAbsurdity
      @YardsaleAbsurdity 3 роки тому +6

      Hey marine

    • @NachozMan
      @NachozMan 3 роки тому +22

      The amount of Paramilitary groups that are funded are greater than people know about for sure, glad to see this brought up with so many likes.

    • @ummwhodidnt
      @ummwhodidnt 3 роки тому

      Cool EVAN

    • @number1spritefan
      @number1spritefan 3 роки тому +58

      “military uniforms provided by forever 21”

    • @Ciraaxx
      @Ciraaxx 3 роки тому +4

      Why would people be shocked that companies try to expand how much money they make? lmao. I mean, if you had a car company and there's a billion dollar government military contract are you gonna go "nah I don't want that money". Besides, having companies research and develop better military gear reduces friendly casualties and smarter gear reduces civilian casualties, so I don't really see anything wrong with that.

  • @Doedoebear
    @Doedoebear 3 роки тому +467

    I've known about these gun/war machine tradeshows but hearing about it from Noel's perspective as someone who hasn't become accustomed to it has really highlighted how fucking weird this is. So yeah, I like the change in tone with this vid. Would love to watch more like it

    • @overlyobsolete2797
      @overlyobsolete2797 3 роки тому +19

      Nothing's wrong with gun shows. I don't think it's weird. It's like any other hobby.

    • @phelan8385
      @phelan8385 3 роки тому +81

      @@overlyobsolete2797 Obsession with a tool with a soul purpose to kill is very weird at the least.

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface 3 роки тому +9

      @@phelan8385 So is archery very weird then? They were made to do the same thing guns do just not as well.

    • @ezequielmarquez9513
      @ezequielmarquez9513 3 роки тому +15

      @@phelan8385 I know I'm necroing a comment so i apologize but this is kind of a lame take. Just like with any hobby there are multiple facets to guns. Competition shooting, hobby shooting, building and designing, hunting, all the different mechanisms, self defense, and also just thinking they're plain cool. Same with stuff like bows and knives/swords. I used to think it was silly until a friends asked me to help repair his grandfathers .22 revolver and it just kinda clicked with me

  • @tristangarza732
    @tristangarza732 3 роки тому +49

    I’ve actually been to the convention they have that just shows off huge amounts a weapons. Cool stuff but it really makes you realize that some people have some super questionable passions.

  • @manalkhalid2130
    @manalkhalid2130 3 роки тому +1480

    "just do the love island video" So... He remembers.

  • @NebulaIsTaken
    @NebulaIsTaken 3 роки тому +228

    They’re always doing advertisements like they’re trying to sell me a new car but instead of a car they’re trying to sell me a missile intercept defense system

  • @danabecker4443
    @danabecker4443 3 роки тому +885

    there's one thing missing at this convention, and that's "geneva"

  • @philismenko
    @philismenko 3 роки тому +78

    My favorite thing about the "maximum lethality" line is that it is a defensive system, for use against enemy oncoming missiles. Also where do you think those "tac" glasses got that style of 3d animation

  • @shimshire
    @shimshire 3 роки тому +52

    Noel: a guy who sells rail guns, what do you think that looks like?
    Me: Ryan Reynolds
    Noel: Jason Statham
    Me: Jason Statham obviously

    • @caleighhraee
      @caleighhraee 3 роки тому +1

      I thought of the flex tape guy

    • @lemonsugaru8166
      @lemonsugaru8166 3 роки тому

      I thought of a call centre worker I don’t know why

  • @austinnelson4435
    @austinnelson4435 3 роки тому +412

    "there's so many companies that have a little involvement in war" Wait til he finds out about pepsi

    • @theodora1901
      @theodora1901 3 роки тому +9

      What are you talking about?

    • @개망신-w8x
      @개망신-w8x 3 роки тому +2

      👀

    • @DarioMalandra
      @DarioMalandra 3 роки тому +4

      What about Pepsi ?

    • @SheepStar_art
      @SheepStar_art 3 роки тому +8

      Or Nestle

    • @warsaw1548
      @warsaw1548 3 роки тому +84

      Pepsi made a deal with Khrushchev (bastard traitor) to trade a part of the USSR's navy for the Pepsi recipe. For awhile, Pepsi had one of the largest naval fleets in the world, before selling it to various 'customers.'

  • @2ndguy
    @2ndguy 3 роки тому +566

    They're talking about "integrated on existing army blah blah blah" when you know that gun could fit on a rusted out toyota pickup from the 90s

    • @Jay-xg4ew
      @Jay-xg4ew 3 роки тому +21

      you saw that tik tok about the african country that beat colonizers with toyotas?

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 3 роки тому

      @@Jay-xg4ew Which war? Algeria?

    • @LoachAo
      @LoachAo 3 роки тому +12

      @@Jay-xg4ew I'm pretty sure that was originally a count dankula video, you should look him up he has many series about crazy events in history, or figures that have crazy accomplishments and weird histories and just all around wild things that seem too weird to be true

    • @fuckgoogle7314
      @fuckgoogle7314 3 роки тому +5

      It might fit, but it would blow out the tires and suspension on the first shot if not the entire bed of the truck.

    • @OneEyeDollar6
      @OneEyeDollar6 3 роки тому

      @@LoachAo CLICK THE LINK

  • @Jbouda
    @Jbouda 3 роки тому +312

    “General atomics”? This is just Fallout promotional material

    • @noblesseoblige1076
      @noblesseoblige1076 3 роки тому +2

      That's the first thing that came to mind.

    • @satansapartments
      @satansapartments 3 роки тому +1

      my exact thoughts

    • @warsaw1548
      @warsaw1548 3 роки тому +2

      Isn't Mr. House's birth date coming up soon too?

    • @ericahughes6483
      @ericahughes6483 3 роки тому

      General Atomics makes the Predator and Reaper drones the military creams their panties for every year.

    • @pissfather6798
      @pissfather6798 3 роки тому

      theyre literally a real life fallout corp true

  • @wiley-harris-anderson
    @wiley-harris-anderson 3 роки тому +18

    In all fairness this railgun is designed as "hard-kill" anti-missile system, meaning it tracks and shoots down incoming missiles. So it's mainly just used for defensive purposes.

  • @joyahorrorshow
    @joyahorrorshow 3 роки тому +157

    "a little war on the side" glock is literally a fishing pole company.
    imagine being an austrian fisherman, hearing glock just signed a patent "ja i vant to see vhat it's like, i love mine glock 16 rod i hope zey improved it" and getting handed a fucking handgun.
    since world war 1 literally, everyone is a war profiteer.

    • @SchlaftaterNrzZz
      @SchlaftaterNrzZz 3 роки тому +6

      Not kerrygold
      KerrYgold, Irish butter
      For bread
      Dont overheat butter while cooking

    • @Combobaracker
      @Combobaracker 3 роки тому +6

      Ferdinand Porsche: fast car go brrr
      Also Ferdinand Porsche: T I G E R T A N K

    • @lanac5793
      @lanac5793 2 роки тому

      Coco chanel designed ww2's soldiers uniforms as well, as if she wasn't a whole nazi on the side

  • @SaltyaSwede
    @SaltyaSwede 3 роки тому +137

    "Welcome back to my youtube channel, but before we get into it. This video is sponsored by Lockheed Martin and their new line of single-seat, single-engine, all-weather stealth multirole combat aircraft. Check out the link below for 5% off your first purchase."

  • @FordEscort-nw2rn
    @FordEscort-nw2rn 3 роки тому +164

    GM and Mack: "We do a little warring"

    • @actualdegenerate720
      @actualdegenerate720 3 роки тому +6

      They’d be stupid not to tbh, doesn’t take that much to throw some armor on a truck and use the same engine and transmission

    • @lpvrooom6714
      @lpvrooom6714 3 роки тому

      Canada recently procured like 80 Mack trucks I think

    • @ryshellso526
      @ryshellso526 3 роки тому +1

      Where do you think jeep came from?

  • @AllEnginesRunning
    @AllEnginesRunning 3 роки тому +728

    This is what happens when you spend $800,000,000,000 a year on the military lmao

    • @johnmundinger3581
      @johnmundinger3581 3 роки тому +7

      They spend so much they give police departments mraps sometimes. Which is kind of awesome cause they can help a lot. Mraps can be used in floods and hurricanes to pick up survivers, it can help in active shooter situations and terrorist attacks

    • @McGriddy51095
      @McGriddy51095 3 роки тому +67

      @@johnmundinger3581 but MRAPs are scary, cops shouldn’t have those "tanks" even if they are surplus.

    • @johnmundinger3581
      @johnmundinger3581 3 роки тому +2

      I disagree

    • @johnmundinger3581
      @johnmundinger3581 3 роки тому +9

      Not even close to a tank

    • @jebbo-c1l
      @jebbo-c1l 3 роки тому +77

      @@johnmundinger3581 police shouldn't have weapons of war and look like the military lol

  • @im.waldo.
    @im.waldo. 3 роки тому +2

    I served in the finnish defense forces with a super huge anime/h*ntai nerd. He actually tried asking our drill sergeant if he could put an anime girl on his gun. Didnt go well

  • @sarahlynn9806
    @sarahlynn9806 3 роки тому +8

    I almost spit out my cereal when he said
    “What do you ever buy thats full lethality.”
    “Maybe Four loko, but thats about it .”
    Lmfao.

  • @HumanBean23
    @HumanBean23 3 роки тому +132

    Talking about gen z in the army was mostly a joke I’m sure but I’ve been getting ads that start as a video game and end as an ad for the army so... this might be a reality lol

  • @jacobdennis3020
    @jacobdennis3020 3 роки тому +653

    this is probably just some advertisement to different US branches of military. gotta spend that $700 billion a year somehow 🤷‍♂️

    • @avivabuckey9926
      @avivabuckey9926 3 роки тому +17

      Because why pay them more when you can just buy more weapons?

    • @jack-du1nf
      @jack-du1nf 3 роки тому +9

      yeah it definetly is, i think noel thinks normal citizens can just buy this stuff lmao

    • @albar428
      @albar428 3 роки тому +5

      All these systems were ventures funded by the US military, they already have tested these weapons by the time ads come out.

  • @silkpursuit
    @silkpursuit 3 роки тому +202

    Half a trillion dollar industry and Noel is surprised they have "War Con". You got furrycon why not war con.

  • @madmanmadara
    @madmanmadara 3 роки тому +27

    6:33,
    That is the 3D model of the grenade launcher in Team Fortress 2, they just straight up copy and pasted it in.

  • @jefflee4527
    @jefflee4527 3 роки тому +13

    At 6:35 they literally took the stock grenade launcher from tf2 and slapped on a grip thing in the front.😂

    • @bruhman5829
      @bruhman5829 2 роки тому

      i was about to go look and say that was bs but dude you're right. that shit is the stock demo primary. i don't think "m321a" is even a thing, the m32a1 is real but it looks completely different

  • @tiffanykjudge
    @tiffanykjudge 3 роки тому +320

    Ha “it’s like the universe doesn’t even want me here” I’ve never related more

  • @SoSoKayla
    @SoSoKayla 3 роки тому +152

    Arms dealers for the US military industrial complex have never looked so desperate and suburban. Sad days.

    • @ForOne814
      @ForOne814 3 роки тому +11

      That's how it looks like in every country that sells weapons on the global market. Concern Kalashnikov has literally the same kinds of ads, but they're a bit more badass.

    • @helloitsme8575
      @helloitsme8575 3 роки тому +3

      based pfp

    • @SoSoKayla
      @SoSoKayla 3 роки тому +1

      @@helloitsme8575 Danke.

    • @qwert5854
      @qwert5854 3 роки тому +2

      They aren’t desperate, they’re emboldened

    • @SoSoKayla
      @SoSoKayla 3 роки тому +2

      @@qwert5854 Why not both?

  • @sakugasam17
    @sakugasam17 3 роки тому +16

    "they act like you cant just go to liveleak and get this footage" best line in the whole vid

  • @BeholdAtlas
    @BeholdAtlas 3 роки тому +57

    When he says "existing BMC2...", he's saying it can easily be incorporated into the current battle command structure that exists in the army. It's been "specifically designed" for one purpose, air defense. More specifically, he's talking about command and control; ie how things talk to eachother.

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 3 роки тому +3

      Wait, it's a portable railgun used for air defense? That's gotta be complete BS. Those things can't cycle fast and they take an enormous amount of energy right now...

    • @datboi2250
      @datboi2250 3 роки тому

      Prepare to get labeled as an "Army Nerd" and a complete failure in today's "peaceful" society. I mean, who needs these BMC2 things? It's not like there are at least 5 conflicts at all times across the world...

    • @Erisblackstone
      @Erisblackstone 3 роки тому +1

      @@datboi2250 you been in the army?

    • @datboi2250
      @datboi2250 3 роки тому

      @@Erisblackstone no, and what's it have to do with anything?

  • @joshuab9226
    @joshuab9226 3 роки тому +25

    Yet more proof that Smedley Butler was right when he wrote “War is a Racket”

  • @reqoil2138
    @reqoil2138 3 роки тому +74

    His video style is changing, now im not afraid to eat anything!~

  • @eek1455
    @eek1455 3 роки тому +121

    noels “slush” is kurtis conner’s “making it stinky”

  • @sepehrbagheri2963
    @sepehrbagheri2963 3 роки тому +68

    Noel saying it's so funny they advertise it as if how lethal it is but imagine how funnier it would be if they advertise it as anything but the lethal side of the thing

    • @pippp.4425
      @pippp.4425 3 роки тому +9

      “This tank is built with the highest quality \ material, the leather couch so smooth and comfortable that you can snug up in there for hours! We also have the best ventilation system so you can breathe in air so fresh you’ll feel like you were in the Alps during your murdering spree.”

  • @rascals2041
    @rascals2041 3 роки тому +9

    “I’m cracked need res” killed me

  • @XxBillyGoatNinjaxX
    @XxBillyGoatNinjaxX 3 роки тому +2

    Army nerd here
    1. None of this will ever happen
    2. If it does happen, none of them will work

  • @curlyheadedcutie9218
    @curlyheadedcutie9218 3 роки тому +30

    Noel AND Cody pushing the weapons content today

  • @Sahbab11
    @Sahbab11 3 роки тому +53

    Noel puts his mic closer to his mouth than the kids on Tiktok doing voiceovers with their apple earbuds down their throat

    • @koszonet
      @koszonet 3 роки тому

      TikTokers saw the concept of a popguard and thought "imma reverse that"

    • @DruNature
      @DruNature 3 роки тому

      thats how those types of mics work, they are called dynamic and proper technique is typically to have your lips right on it for speaking etc. because they have been designed to be used on stage and thus do not pick up sounds from more than a foot away. Other types of recording mics called condensers are easier to use from further way, for podcasts etc. So........

  • @tri3go564
    @tri3go564 3 роки тому +47

    Wow, I really god a Air Force Ad in the middle of this
    Noel single handedly messed my algorithm smh

  • @carelsby
    @carelsby 3 роки тому +23

    There is a whole industry of "corporate films" that are basically commercials or advertising purely for the sake of advertising to specific buyers. And you can make a decent living making them. Usually these types of films are shown in board rooms during pitch meetings, they're not really intended for the general public. If anyone has ever considered a career in film or video editing, they've probably seen dozens of "corporate film" jobs come up. Sometimes they're fairly benign; my dad works in electronics sales and he sees and sends a lot of corporate films advertising circuit board widgets to manufacturers and tech companies. But they can be literally for anything depending on what the company sells.

  • @ssutherland838
    @ssutherland838 3 роки тому +3

    noel's ability to make sound effects so spot-on is astonishing

  • @laurenobenauer9118
    @laurenobenauer9118 3 роки тому +83

    I really don’t think I’ve ever clicked on a video this fast before in my life. The title both confused and scared me. That’s the content I signed up for

  • @Morganne
    @Morganne 3 роки тому +609

    I am once again asking you to eat lucky charms and captain crunch all berries for 3 meals a day and talk about your poo

  • @jclarkev
    @jclarkev 3 роки тому +71

    Please google how much modern fruit companies used to do “war” on the side

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 3 роки тому +11

      Ruined south America for no reason

    • @lilidum1337
      @lilidum1337 3 роки тому +5

      @@full-timepog6844 I think the reason was profit. Shit reason, but that’s why they did it.

    • @funnelingspace9268
      @funnelingspace9268 3 роки тому +2

      @@full-timepog6844 was definitely a reason. All about that money

    • @maple2524
      @maple2524 3 роки тому

      @@full-timepog6844 Most of the countries that Standard Fruit, United Fruit and other American businesses set up ventures in were places North of the Panama canal, so that’s Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador, Costa Rica, and so on. That’s North America, not South America.
      South America wasn’t that affected by foreign capital.

    • @maple2524
      @maple2524 3 роки тому +1

      American fruit companies ensured that poor Central American countries could develop much better than they had previously. They built vital infrastructure, ensured employment for the native citizens, developed several nations for decades on end, sustained and helped grow the Central American economy, and opened up a prefiously destitute and poor part of the world to the open market, allowing those central American states to flourish both economically and culturally. It was only when anti-free market forces took hold of the country that these states’ economies stopped bearing fruits (if you’ll allow the pun).

  • @larsrumpf788
    @larsrumpf788 3 роки тому +8

    i love how he says 200 mil as big bags when the f-35 fighter programme is expected to cost 1.5 trillion in it's lifetime

  • @lennysmileyface
    @lennysmileyface 3 роки тому +2

    Well to be fair that railgun seems like more of a missile defense system, at least in the video.

  • @victormoore861
    @victormoore861 3 роки тому +55

    wait till noel learns about private military companies 😂 they are getting a big bag

    • @Suuubi01
      @Suuubi01 3 роки тому +5

      Those guys are a little less bold then this, at least in America. Other countries with incredibly corrupt governments have a larger market for them. Search up "Blackwater PMC", they more or less blew the lid off and scared everyone a lil

    • @squillz8310
      @squillz8310 3 роки тому +2

      @@Suuubi01 man I remember jumping into the Blackwater PMC rabbit hole for the first time. That was a wild ride

    • @plantainman7664
      @plantainman7664 3 роки тому +2

      @@Suuubi01 ngl PMCs fascinate and terrify me

    • @Suuubi01
      @Suuubi01 3 роки тому

      @@squillz8310 same🤣

  • @judahhh4594
    @judahhh4594 3 роки тому +39

    Alternate title: Noel discovers the military industrial complex

  • @asiimovfox
    @asiimovfox 3 роки тому +10

    'Blam, go get 'em killah' whilst referring to a military expo is probably the best thing I've heard in a while

  • @aidenpickering5937
    @aidenpickering5937 3 роки тому +1

    I just finished binging every single one of your videos. You have made so much progress but also been funny all the way from the start thank you for all the laughs

  • @heywhohithelights
    @heywhohithelights 3 роки тому +3

    But wait! 11:42 why is Noel actually like reminding me of a grooving ass Sim 😂😂👏🏼 music was hittin though 😆

  • @gamerhunter212gaming4
    @gamerhunter212gaming4 3 роки тому +10

    I love how as Noel says “who would want that” a die hard ad comes on 😂

  • @Flash4ML
    @Flash4ML 3 роки тому +39

    Something tells me I’m not the target audience for a commercial advertising missile defense systems and drone strike squads. . .

    • @carelsby
      @carelsby 3 роки тому +4

      This is a corporate film; they're designed for specific buyers, not the general public. So you're right
      (also, "target" audience aha)

    • @nickstav08
      @nickstav08 3 роки тому +2

      @@carelsby no joke i get commercials from an israel missle defense company alot

  • @DYo19drk
    @DYo19drk 3 роки тому +10

    BMC2 is the art of translating real-time battle space awareness, operational guidance, and combat potential into decisive action at the tactical level across a wide range of missions including air-to-air, air-to-ground, and combat support missions.

  • @goodsk88
    @goodsk88 3 роки тому +2

    Maximum Lethality should be on ever box of Plan B

  • @ashelby5628
    @ashelby5628 3 роки тому +11

    The military has always gotten civilian companies to compete and market their product for that big bank contract. Just like any other product, they have to be sold, by salesmen.

    • @1Fine69c
      @1Fine69c 3 роки тому +1

      thats too complicated weapons should be hidden from public view lol

  • @jackbradley8897
    @jackbradley8897 3 роки тому +26

    The fuckin statement about a genZ soldier wanting a “NAVI” sticker on his gun was hilarious. fire vid unc

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 3 роки тому +5

      in boot camp we found an old-ass bugs bunny sticker hidden under the inside lip of one of the racks, no idea how the RDCs missed that for so long yet were able to smell a speck of dust on the inside of our skull cavities

  • @re_i_gn
    @re_i_gn 3 роки тому +161

    Gunhead Muricans be like: "If I can't carry my military-grade anti-tank rail guns around in public, who will protect me from bad guys with military-grade anti-tank rail guns who can attack at any time?"

    • @ancientbuns6770
      @ancientbuns6770 3 роки тому +8

      If the government can have it, I can have it. Simple

    • @gckbowers411
      @gckbowers411 3 роки тому +3

      @@ancientbuns6770 What about nukes

    • @HeroicLarvy
      @HeroicLarvy 3 роки тому +1

      @@gckbowers411 yes

    • @doopmeister8676
      @doopmeister8676 3 роки тому +1

      It's simple logic my guy

    • @retingo7940
      @retingo7940 3 роки тому +1

      @Scaucy man 2.0 They dont have a second amendment and theyre still kicking out the Junta. There will always be entities that will pour money and weapons into rebellions, especially if it were in the US.

  • @connormay9053
    @connormay9053 3 роки тому +42

    Noel really out here calling out war dogs

  • @IveSeenSomeStuff
    @IveSeenSomeStuff 3 роки тому +9

    “I got 2 guys on me”
    *Blaaaaame*
    “Shit I’m cracked, I’m cracked..... *cough* I need revive”

  • @higoodbye7545
    @higoodbye7545 2 роки тому +1

    10:51 the bit about having a tent of mother hating potential school shooters ready for hire was too funny 😭
    Edit: 11:57 why Noel dancing like he's Ricardo Milo's I can'tttt 🤣

  • @orangahaea630
    @orangahaea630 3 роки тому +60

    It’s like an old History Chanel documentary.

  • @raggedymuffinz
    @raggedymuffinz 3 роки тому +34

    “They can go to Liveleak and get the real footage”
    Yeah... about that-

  • @ryancaton6741
    @ryancaton6741 3 роки тому +37

    Now i really want him to do a whole short film about gen z soldiers

  • @cora_wesome9873
    @cora_wesome9873 3 роки тому +2

    I wholeheartedly appreciate that Noel is v anti war

  • @AndrewsArachnids
    @AndrewsArachnids 3 роки тому +2

    No one in the arms industry focuses on the lives taken but the potential lives saved. So to folks in the industry its just another business transaction. They just have a smaller market to appeal to in regards of restricted weaponry. They're still going to have marketing, advertisements, reviews, trial periods, licensing agreements etc. Its not like there aren't some somber black budget sites with horrors being created, and yeah those are generally barely even on paper. However, standard armament manufacturers are just another type of corporation.

  • @alvaropadilla8573
    @alvaropadilla8573 3 роки тому +115

    Last time I was this early Noel and Cody would still randomly moan on the podcast

    • @nomediagaa
      @nomediagaa 3 роки тому +33

      i like how this implies that they still dont do this shit

    • @eggsbruhnadict4298
      @eggsbruhnadict4298 3 роки тому +3

      Please start doing it again

    • @eviemh
      @eviemh 3 роки тому +1

      Did you not see the last podcast

  • @genistrash
    @genistrash 3 роки тому +53

    this is the most we've ever heard noel shit on the government in a very obvious way AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT

  • @l.l.7331
    @l.l.7331 3 роки тому +11

    As a European I must say I am not as shocked as I should be... "A little war on the side"

  • @gingermania321
    @gingermania321 3 роки тому +9

    Never realized how perfectly symmetrical / round Noelle’s head is.

  • @caleighhraee
    @caleighhraee 3 роки тому +1

    “I’m cracked. Need res.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jackwillis680
    @jackwillis680 3 роки тому +52

    8:20 Y’all know Mattel? Like the toy company, yeah they made parts for the m16 rifles during the Vietnam war. Capitalism at its finest, gotta love it

    • @RicardoMoralesMassin
      @RicardoMoralesMassin 3 роки тому +4

      I was gonna be funny and comment something like Fisher Price My First Friendly Fire but... that's exactly what I was gonna say but in real life.

    • @JackandNaruto
      @JackandNaruto 3 роки тому +2

      They just made the Handguard lol

    • @jackwillis680
      @jackwillis680 3 роки тому

      @@JackandNaruto well that’s a part is it not?

    • @carelsby
      @carelsby 3 роки тому +2

      It was kindof a matter of the military recruiting every manufacturer they possibly could during wartime. Obvs corporations aren't people, but they could have been coerced into doing it (or "convinced" with "patriotic" sentiment) Not saying that them making parts for rifles wasn't wrong, but just that a lot of companies that had nothing to do with weapons were coerced into making them simply because they had manufacturing capabilities.

    • @yungdomino4718
      @yungdomino4718 3 роки тому +3

      The toy company known for making durable polymers in toys turned around and manufactured polymer handguards for weapons.. its as though that kind of makes sense

  • @robinaitken9803
    @robinaitken9803 3 роки тому +7

    “What have you ever bought- BURGER KING AD- that has maximum lethality?” Lmfaooo

  • @catboynestormakhno2694
    @catboynestormakhno2694 3 роки тому +116

    its extremely weird that murder is so accepted that they have conventions about it

    • @thehallofvalhalla
      @thehallofvalhalla 3 роки тому +28

      They brand murder as 'neutralisation' so people think it's justified

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 роки тому +17

      @@thehallofvalhalla and 'defence' even though there's nothing to defend against when you spend hundreds of times more on your military than the second biggest spender

    • @warsaw1548
      @warsaw1548 3 роки тому +22

      It's not murder, its "threat neutralization." They're not people, or civilians; they're "insurgents, terrorists, x-backed-rebels, extremists, guerillas, opposition forces, etc.," Its not the Imperial Conquest of small nations for the procurement of their natural resources and existing wealth and labour, its "Defense." The army they send to do it arent brainwashed sneering imperialists and guns-4-hire mercenaries, they're "Brave American Heroes," and "Civilian Contractors." Oh, but they are indeed 'freedom fighters,' so long as you take the phrase literally as you would 'FireFighter,' or 'CrimeFighter.'

    • @plantainman7664
      @plantainman7664 3 роки тому +2

      @@warsaw1548 I gotta disagree with you there, the section about them not being people or civilians isn't that good of a phrase. Most fighters in war ARE people they just have a different philosophy and as for civilians they just happen to be at the wrong place at the wrong time but then again you got the slaughter or vietnamese villagers during the Vietnam War so from my perspective as a civilian and a guy who likes to learn about military stuff I feel i should just share my perspective.
      Respect my guy

    • @Ciraaxx
      @Ciraaxx 3 роки тому +12

      u right tho we should just all be nice to each other and abolish the US military. I bet China, North Korea and Russia would follow suit right after!

  • @masonmanguy8716
    @masonmanguy8716 3 роки тому +9

    is he not gonna mention the fact that one of the helicopters had the LED lighting that every girl between the age of 10 and 15 have in their room

  • @TheodoreDubinsky
    @TheodoreDubinsky 3 роки тому +4

    Swag bag. Last time I went to one of these things it was gimmies like a nice CamelBak, a SureFire self defense flashlight (bout $100 msrp) that listed features like blinding someone with it, having sharp edges to use as a weapon, stuff like that. Lots of pamphlets, some CDs with commercials and presentations. That kind of thing.

  • @dredgenfaith
    @dredgenfaith 3 роки тому +229

    anti-imperialist king Noel letting the people know about the evil of the military industrial complex one video at a time

    • @ElPresidenteMargz
      @ElPresidenteMargz 3 роки тому +5

      You have no idea how cringe this sounds 😂 let me guess, you own dat Che Guevara t shirt too?

    • @gckbowers411
      @gckbowers411 3 роки тому +8

      @@ElPresidenteMargz Yes, because murderous socialists are the ONLY people who could ever be against a self-fulfilling money sink revolving around killing.

    • @TeamHoneyBadger1pt0
      @TeamHoneyBadger1pt0 2 роки тому

      Che is king

  • @erthrise8974
    @erthrise8974 3 роки тому +25

    when you said to picture a railgun sailsmen i just pictured someone like steve harvey showcasing it as a family feud award and just blowing away the suitcase ladies

  • @namebrandon
    @namebrandon 3 роки тому +9

    7:32 Noel keeps saying ‘Look at that, look at that’, but I’m not seeing anything? 🤨🤔

  • @MinimiMax
    @MinimiMax 3 роки тому +1

    You know what the narrator reminds me of? Those video game trailers they do for big open world games where they tell you what kinds of things you can do in this virtual world.

  • @Noname-mh8od
    @Noname-mh8od 3 роки тому +2

    Not a war weapon getting called blitzer