I got the episode on autoplay while working and didnt even realize there was a third guy there until 20 minutes in after several times of thinking "that doesnt sound like sam or sam."
I'm ashamed to admit i watched for 15 minutes and thought "Man, this guest hasn't said a word this episode. When are they gonna introduce him?" Before i got the joke...
I was listening in the car holy macaroni that was disturbing. I checked the screen every now and then and was like "the fuck they haven't introduced or talked to him yet"
I listened to this whole episode at work with no visual, I kept hearing chuckling and some other voice but I thought it was Pooh’s roommate across the room or something
Petition to make the guest window smaller like a Bryain window of old (r.i.p.) it just makes the boys harder to see and acts as a reflection of myself watching the pod, silently nodding along without being asked anything directly.
the funny thing about the random guy in the middle is that I am so use to Sam not introducing guest that I was just waiting for oh wait here's our guest.
Hilarious to imagine they really had him on live and made a no interaction agreement beforehand, where whoever laughs and or reacts to new brian loses... makes this entire thing way funnier with that context
Same fr fr I need real life friends lolol but they are all alcoholic binge drinkers that can't even get a good enough vehicle to come and visit me an hour away so I just listen to this instead.
It's weird I tried shutting my phone case so i couldn't see the screen, & i could still feel his cold beady dead eyed thousand yard stare. Also that silent guys pretty unnerving too.
Strong work experience kid energy - doesn't say anything, laughs when he shouldn't, doesn't when he should and no one cares if he goes off somewhere for a bit.
I’m twenty minutes in and still CAN NOT tell if this dude is actually in the call with them or not. Another ten minutes in and I’m ninety percent certain this was synced up to troll. Dude is quiet when they’re loud but starts hackling and cackling the moment they have a pause. This sucks and I love it!
Dont you go scorched earth with the past pod episodes, one of the worst parts with the whole accessarea6 debacle was the fact that you guys were punching down, when you make fun of say Carson's appearance the fact that he had reached success on this platform made it feel less despicable. Keep punching up fellas, enjoying your work.
All Brian's are, by contract, Canadian & ergo this one is (rather smugly) exempt...ergo why he keeps laughing quietly as the Sam's talk, secure in the knowledge his "pornographé" (it's French) is safe...
The part where new Brian was reciting the whole mein Kampf book in Latin was very on brand with the forehead fables content and then proceeded to beat a live animal to oblivion and then choked out his grandma for Sam's pleasure was honestly the best part of the podcast. Poob pointing and laughing the whole time while kicking his feet and sucking his thumb was a little too much though.
I was listening to this for over an hour on the podcast app before I realized that the random voice coming in was not happy and was in fact a third person they never introduced. Welcome to the podcast New Bryan
You should do an episode where sam's chair is just empty, and sam is out of frame talking into the mic, and this guy in the middle is lip syncing what sam is replying to poob.
honestly freight margins are very thin right now. a lot of truckers are running loads just to break even; you could probably get a guy who would rent you out two dry van trucks easily if you don't drive them too far.
I was laughing my ass off at them just ignoring the guest and never acknowledging him, believing in him to be an actual guest, but then Stalltt RUINED IT by spoiling my fun with his little text quip, RUINING my magical moment. Thanks for nothing dude… :(
1:41:27 as a newer sportbike rider the comraderie is one of my favorite parts of riding and it's such a brotherhood 1 rider was behind me for a while then pulled up beside me at a light to give me pointers and tips on how to improve my riding.
Brian represents the viewer, he’s literally there just to enjoy the show. This replacement is inaccurate and inauthentic, Without him I don’t feel as though I am there…
Playing so much that your back hurts is so relatable. Got addicted to stalker and play it until I dream of it. Picked up a nice steelcase chair and now I can sit for 8 hours at a time. Ill probably die at my desk.
Fantastic episode as always, more chuckles than usual from me. But im not sure why you included the audio from the random dude in the middle as well as the video. It was distracting. Keep up the great work, guys and I am looking forward to the next one!❤
i like the new guy makes it feel like we're a friend group and me and him are just looking at each other making funny faces trying not to laugh while the other guys yap lmao
The only unrealistic part is when new bryan doesn't turn into a wise sage with ten thousand days worth of experience when the topic of porn comes up
I miss that
He wasn't crinkling plastic either
or flying into a screaming tirade about something completely innocuous that devolves into just bullying Poob
He is making me uncomfortable.
the fact that it’s slightly larger than both sam’s heads is very distrusting
I'm going to see his smile in my sleep. hear his laugh in my nightmares.
@@mccall9770a forehead to surpass Sam’s
Sam tends to do that to people
Same bro, same
Damn Brian got Ozempic. Health Insurance at Forehead Fables must be good.
health insurance?
@@Stallttshould have negotioated your contract more
@@Furko08should’ve walked right up to his boss and gave him a firm offer
@kraio-sfu firm handshake, expensive wristwatch to seem more trustworthy, maybe grab Sam's ass to show he is willing to take what he derves etc etc
@Stalltt if you propose it solely to inconvenience Sam you should be able to get everybody to unionize 😅
Those periodic random laughs out of nowhere from random Brian guy are genuinely creeping me out lol
"yeah"
"Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake." - this guy 2025
Lmfao that shit is so funny
5 minutes in, is the fucking bit that this kid in the center actually never talks
Holy shit I hope this is just a prerecorded webcam otherwise someone get this kid an acting job
I haven’t finished it but this is one of the funniest but brain dead bits of this shit goes on the whole episode
I got the episode on autoplay while working and didnt even realize there was a third guy there until 20 minutes in after several times of thinking "that doesnt sound like sam or sam."
@@evans9215 for what he doesn't respond to anything on time
@@katsuyaeastcoastecho7667you can hear him laugh every now and then
looks like an animorph left to right
LMFAO!~
top 5 funniest comments ive ever seen
Fuck thats too funny
This 'guest' submitted a 2.5hr silent video of him bouncing in a chair and Sam just told Stalltt to edit him into the middle
And it’s awesome
It’s on a loop lol
@@gerardoaguirre7054 but time passes throughout?
New Brian level patreon subscription where you get to appear as Brian for an episode
I'll say I'd buy it but I wouldn't
This guy is freaking me out! How was I so okay with Brian doing the same thing 😂
Brian was slumped down, didn't emote, and looked sort of like a mound of hair
and he wasn't in the middle the entire time
Brian has a very passive canadian aura
I honestly didnt care that brian didnt talk a lot. BRING HIM BACK
Brian looks like the Pokémon professor from pokemon violet. Hes a true chad.
Because Brian is a beautiful Canadian I liked looking into his eyes it felt as if I was having a full conversation with him
This guy sat there for probably three and half hours without doing anything but laughing and emoting every now and then.
perfect
Idk why, but if found it incredibly annoying.
He asked to get a drink at 59:30
I think it was him just played on a loop honestly
@@GuaguadeathI thought so too but you can see the day go by in his screen in the background and it gets darker the entire episode
New Bryan looks like a genetic mix of the two Sam's
He kinda looks like a white Pedro pascal with the mustache and glasses
@@jackspeed8540 Pedro Pascal is already white
@@kaptainkokujin4986like a white Tommy Lee Jones
I'm my mind, this guest's name is now Sam Bryan.
I'm ashamed to admit i watched for 15 minutes and thought "Man, this guest hasn't said a word this episode. When are they gonna introduce him?" Before i got the joke...
Same dude same 😂😂
This is actually hilarious as an audio only listener
I was listening in the car holy macaroni that was disturbing. I checked the screen every now and then and was like "the fuck they haven't introduced or talked to him yet"
@@RiFLEisFortuna Discussing Nationalism and America in their eyes...
"Does it burn when you pee, or...."
I listened to this whole episode at work with no visual, I kept hearing chuckling and some other voice but I thought it was Pooh’s roommate across the room or something
@@jaredcase5587 Winnie the Poob
This looks like a fan found the Patreon log-in
I actually own 2 semi trucks no lie. 2 Internationals. I can get them off the road for a few hours if yall want to do that CB idea
big ups international man
@@mccall9770 lol na, they were inherited and a pain in my effing ass
Ok this is epic
Email them big dog, we need to see that shit
@@gageblank8527 u should contact them this would be a sick video idea
This is like a schizophrenia simulator.
He represents us, the viewer. A masterclass in cinema
I like the guy awkwardly asking to go get a drink 58 minutes in while the boys talk about being beaten to death by truckers
Listeners only, are finally blessed
I miss the antagonistic energy of bryan.
I always saw Bryan and poob as the little devil and angel on Sam's shoulders. Poob is too nice when it's just the 2 of them
This.
Same vibe as Bryan but scarier purely due to his unbroken silence.
Rip Bryan
Trucker funeral was for sure one of the funniest bits in a minute
Petition to make the guest window smaller like a Bryain window of old (r.i.p.) it just makes the boys harder to see and acts as a reflection of myself watching the pod, silently nodding along without being asked anything directly.
You guys could do a podcast whilst you both play truck simulator....
That would be great
They could use a voice filter that makes it sound like they're talking over CB Radio
Good idea
Just got my CDL Permit cant wait to finaly experience this podcast how it was meant to be 🇺🇸
Hell yea brother!!!!!
dont forget to get a few coronas for the road and drink up brother!!!
@@newmexiconewmexico8720it’s the drunk crashers that give us a bad name 🍻🦅
I have my UK license but I haven't got a job with it yet. Getting closer.
Nice bro, the first month, maybe 2, will suck. Then it becomes second nature. Good for you, and be safe.
Was going sober till march but I’ll crack one open for this
So you're not going sober until March lol
Hell yeah! King shit!
What a nice tribute to David Lynch with this surreal performance by the trio
This is the most diabolical bit I have ever seen on this podcast
this bit is pissing me off @stallt
So sick of every 8 year old spamming the word diabolical
@@GrimS-f7g 8 years old in 2025? Grow up kid.
the funny thing about the random guy in the middle is that I am so use to Sam not introducing guest that I was just waiting for oh wait here's our guest.
Same bro
Still think yall missed out on the funniest bit ever. Could've had Bryan be the first guest after he left.
That would be absolute GENIUS, hahaha!~
I would LOVE to see a Red Dragonius guest episode
Wife walked by and said that Poobs mustache looks like he just moved his eyebrows down
shit thats funny
When our wonderful guest just says “does it burn when you pee?” Killed me
Wow my three favourite people, Sam, Sam, and 18 year old Sam
Hilarious to imagine they really had him on live and made a no interaction agreement beforehand, where whoever laughs and or reacts to new brian loses... makes this entire thing way funnier with that context
This bit is so fucking funny, hearing a third voice laugh in the background intermittently out of sync with anything funny happening is classic Brian
This looks epic I’m already shaking like an alcoholic seeing this Patreon notification
Omg same
Same fr fr I need real life friends lolol but they are all alcoholic binge drinkers that can't even get a good enough vehicle to come and visit me an hour away so I just listen to this instead.
@@yoopergamer1871this is genuinely dark, hope things get better my man
@@yoopergamer1871 Jesus christ man
It's weird I tried shutting my phone case so i couldn't see the screen, & i could still feel his cold beady dead eyed thousand yard stare.
Also that silent guys pretty unnerving too.
The guest is wearing a Kenshi sweater. If Sam doesn't have one too, he's gonna owe use another Kenshi video before 2030
The CB radio in my eighteen wheeler has been alight with chatter about this new brian
Strong work experience kid energy - doesn't say anything, laughs when he shouldn't, doesn't when he should and no one cares if he goes off somewhere for a bit.
I'm sure the audio listeners will love this gag
I’m twenty minutes in and still CAN NOT tell if this dude is actually in the call with them or not.
Another ten minutes in and I’m ninety percent certain this was synced up to troll. Dude is quiet when they’re loud but starts hackling and cackling the moment they have a pause. This sucks and I love it!
Can see smthn in his glasses reflection, I think it's Discord but I'm not 100% sure
Someone tell this kid to can it, he's making too much noise for a Bryan.
Dont you go scorched earth with the past pod episodes, one of the worst parts with the whole accessarea6 debacle was the fact that you guys were punching down, when you make fun of say Carson's appearance the fact that he had reached success on this platform made it feel less despicable. Keep punching up fellas, enjoying your work.
This is unacceptable. Brian will never be replaced.
had this on for 30 minutes in the background without realizing there was a guest
The worst part is the more I look at him the more he becomes a dark reflection of the self
the new brian is good but.. nothing to say on banning porn? he didn't even bring up his archive
All Brian's are, by contract, Canadian & ergo this one is (rather smugly) exempt...ergo why he keeps laughing quietly as the Sam's talk, secure in the knowledge his "pornographé" (it's French) is safe...
bro i'm trynna watch this shit while shrooming and the fake guest had me so fucking confused for the longest time
1:23:10 Sam saying our flag is gonna have a bunch more stars if we take Canada. Then dude says "Does it burn when you pee". Im crying laughing rn.
ahh I get it now, the look-alike Sam is a scapegoat for the next controversy... good thinking
The part where new Brian was reciting the whole mein Kampf book in Latin was very on brand with the forehead fables content and then proceeded to beat a live animal to oblivion and then choked out his grandma for Sam's pleasure was honestly the best part of the podcast. Poob pointing and laughing the whole time while kicking his feet and sucking his thumb was a little too much though.
big props letting the guest watch family guy funny moments while you two did your thing, podcasts are scary for him
Poob has a big book of grudges. 100% dwarf pilled
1:23:18 can we get our guest on track... We're talking about nationalism dawg..
this will probably be the first episode ill listen to on patreon
I was listening to this for over an hour on the podcast app before I realized that the random voice coming in was not happy and was in fact a third person they never introduced. Welcome to the podcast New Bryan
You should do an episode where sam's chair is just empty, and sam is out of frame talking into the mic, and this guy in the middle is lip syncing what sam is replying to poob.
honestly freight margins are very thin right now. a lot of truckers are running loads just to break even; you could probably get a guy who would rent you out two dry van trucks easily if you don't drive them too far.
also can i be the next random react guest? i feel like a woman on the show would mean a lot to all of your female listeners
Owner ops suffering hard right now. Have been for a while.
@@pinch_of_gngr record yourself being Brian for 40-90 mins and sent it to Staltt
@@ModernMadScientist yes sir
Bruh I saw that new episode where the fuck did it go
This. We need answers
Yer I was halfway through it, the one with the ghost dude as a guest, went to continue watching and its removed ???
Sam: “kids never seen real snow before”
Three days later act of god causes biggest snow front on gulf coast history
Great bit to the point where I genuinely don't think I can't watch this episode
I really hope you guys told him not to say a thing. I'm 7 mins and not one word yet.
I miss when brian would just fade into the background and become part of the wall. This guy feels present every second
Where do I send the 2 hour video of me sitting in front of the computer to be this year's Next Top Bryan
Stalltt, please mute the middle guy. Bryan at least had the courtesy to make no noise at all.
Did they pay fungle just to not talk on the pod
I was laughing my ass off at them just ignoring the guest and never acknowledging him, believing in him to be an actual guest, but then Stalltt RUINED IT by spoiling my fun with his little text quip, RUINING my magical moment. Thanks for nothing dude… :(
Its like i have a proxy for the pod, I can pretend I'm this guy sitting and silently nodding along while I i sit here and silently nod along.
1:41:27 as a newer sportbike rider the comraderie is one of my favorite parts of riding and it's such a brotherhood 1 rider was behind me for a while then pulled up beside me at a light to give me pointers and tips on how to improve my riding.
It was interesting to watch the podcast with this guy
Since I'm having breakfast i put the podcast on the TV. The only person looking directly at me doesn't make a sound... Never change guys ❤
2 hours in i have come full circle vro really completes the trinity of the cast
1:23:24 he talked fuck him “dose it burn when you pee” you will never touch the highs of bryan
Brian represents the viewer, he’s literally there just to enjoy the show. This replacement is inaccurate and inauthentic, Without him I don’t feel as though I am there…
We’re already moving on from old Bryan? I’m still grieving? What the fuck man…
It's been so long, I forgot what the joke was at first
it's like he's still here, in our hearts...
Poobs ultimate goal is to be the little mermaid and collect little trinkets, and I’m here for it!
Holy shit, this guy has a Kenshi sweater. Unimaginably based, keep it up man.
I haven't seen this podcast since last year, Looks like they added a new fella
I miss when Brian was just a riped dude at a laptop
This made me feel genuine rage, like when someone is talking in a movie theater. I could not finish.
They got the riddler from the Batman movie
middle guy made me minimize youtube and listen in the dark with my eyes closed tight
This new Byran variant is pretty funny 🤩
is your family enjoying the snow?
This is art and everyone involved should feel proud
"Does it burn when you pee, or..?"
It wont matter if the episodes are scrubbed, they've already done permanent damage to my psyche and changed who I am as a person
Just in time for my 2pm drink binge
15:34 dude has NOT been to the PH comment section. Biggest memers ever. I watched John Wick 2 on there ffs.
It will never cease to amaze me how much Bryan contributes to this podcast.
Stallt where tf are the chapters?
Playing so much that your back hurts is so relatable. Got addicted to stalker and play it until I dream of it. Picked up a nice steelcase chair and now I can sit for 8 hours at a time. Ill probably die at my desk.
Holy shit they got Scott the Woz on here, what a treat
Fantastic episode as always, more chuckles than usual from me. But im not sure why you included the audio from the random dude in the middle as well as the video. It was distracting. Keep up the great work, guys and I am looking forward to the next one!❤
Crazy you guys got Scott the woz on
i like the new guy makes it feel like we're a friend group and me and him are just looking at each other making funny faces trying not to laugh while the other guys yap lmao
How do I submit my 4 hour recording of me starting at the camera
How'd you guys get Jack Quaid from the hit show, 'The Boys' on this shithole?