I have a chicken they are really defensive they can peck a blood vessel open and Scratch you like a cat so don't over estimate some by size cause they can kill each other and other living things and take it from me cause I really do have chicken and a rooster let me give you and example and I'm not Lying about this this is alture my chicken ate 10 snakes and 5 rats in one week
The illusion of flying reminded me of very old 3min animation called "Kiwi!" where a kiwi bird wanted to experience flying so he built a contraption off the side of the cliff where he nailed trees to the side and jumped down acting like he's flying its from 2006
Imagine if MineCraft chickens were more like real ones. Instead of following you when you held seeds they'd attack you (I'm not a chicken farmer but I've heard that's how they really behave).
Gregory Norris Some are aggressive and hate everyone, others just run away from you. A few like people (and will follow you around if you pay attention to them, I remember watching a video of how a guy got his chickens to love him. They follow him around wanting to be pet as he pets them everyday!)
Kokoro Studios he’s doing this cause he’s poultry man and he wants chickens to be happy. I mean, how could anyone, even mumbo, think grian is poultry man?
I do not no a thing at all because I'm in 3 grade and that's my unreasponeding ansewer to that question so sorry I couldn't answer your questions and bye the way what's 11 divided by 55 ? Hope you answer by.
Jay K. It was grain. Early in the hermitcraft season he would wear a chicken head and fly around mumbo a base, throwing countless eggs, and other stupid stuff like that
I remember our chickens were always fighting over mice they somehow managed to find and kill in their coop or in the field. At least chickens look cute.
Mumbo: Doesn’t want to upload Hermitcraft because of Demise. Also Mumbo: Makes a video about chickens that can do redstone Everyone: Who’s the chicken now?
@@spartanochavez no its the man in the chicken costume Why do ppl keep accusing Grian of being the man in the chicken costume!! they are different ppl don't believe his propoganda!
0:20 everyone thought that Grian was the Man in the Chicken costume known as poultry man, but no one ever thought that i could be his best bud who was saying it was Grian, Mumbo
It makes me nostalgic for the first redstone contraption I built that wasn't based on a video. I added some automation to a friend's chicken farm with a bubblevator and dispenser to take any eggs that didn't fit in her free eggs box to launch at the wall to make more chickens. It didn't take long before my recursive chicken farm crashed the server as the feedback loop started a combinatorial explosion. Ah, good times.
Mumbo: I hope they appreciate the things I’ve built also mumbo: nervously sweats remembering all the chickens he kept in captivity in all the ark chicken farms he made
He’s clearly never met a real chicken that wasn’t hand raised 😳 those fuckers are VICIOUS. Bullshit they’re pacifists!! Our chickens used to CHASE ME just to get a few good pecks in and some scratches.
@@kristenstreck3123 for me it's the hens that are the worst I kicked a rooster because he was being mean and picking on a hen with a bunch of other roosters. And ever since then, that stuck with them, so much so that they told their future generations so now all the roosters now go into panic mode the second I exist 20 feet away from them. The hens aren't afraid of me, therefore they bite me when I grab them (usaully when they got out of the coop). I have only had one rooster bite me, but he is more nippy than the other roosters, so much so his name is Flighty Bitey. He is also the first animal I ever forced outside because he had vitamin D deficiency because HE NEVER FUCKING WENT OUTSIDE (and this is actually a current event). He grooms his feathers really nicely tho, he's super clean and handsome.
Yeah, regularly plucking out each others feathers and trying to expose each other to the elements, I still remember seeing chickens with the feathers stripped off their wings 😱
Grian: "who did all this redstone?"
Mumbo: _"it was the man in the chicken costume"_
Mumbo is poultry man
It's no way he would do any redstone...
@@batrachosaurus woooosh
@@jessebell5155 huh finally we ve got em
Oh how the tables have turned
Grian: * dies in demise *
Mumbo: * looking in his drawer for excuses to not go to hermitcraft *
*CHICKENS!*
hahahahahahahah
thats really funny typical mumbo
Mumo
LOL
Mumo jumo you are afk
Could that be a hint that mumbo is Poultryman?
Mumbo: "What would a chicken do with redstone?"
Mumbo, 5 minutes later: (automating childcare)
Me:And don't forget about the forever of laying eggs stuck there forever and ever
Poultry man:I must help my kind
I have a chicken they are really defensive they can peck a blood vessel open and Scratch you like a cat so don't over estimate some by size cause they can kill each other and other living things and take it from me cause I really do have chicken and a rooster let me give you and example and I'm not Lying about this this is alture my chicken ate 10 snakes and 5 rats in one week
Erick Portillo okay
funfact: I am living next to a town which is called "Henndorf" which could technically be translated into "chicken village"
Henndorf oder Hennendorf?
Or just short chickens
YOU LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN AS POULTRY MAN!?!?!?
It dosen't it translates to "Hennart"
@@sylvester_hd5777 no
Mumbo: Chickens are pacifists
Also mumbo: When we press the button, a grilled steak will pop out
Me: Who is going to end the cow
Phil
@@kirbygriffin1 No, the butcher chicken
NICK98 no its phil
nice pfp
No fear poultry man is here! For only five cocks a day poltryman will butcher you cows! He's not a man, hes not a chicken hes a chick "chickman!"
What if chickens could do red stone
Translation: trying to survive demise
*visible fear*
Unintentional pun, Mumbo is being a bit of a chicken if he really is avoiding hermitcraft on purpose.
BOB Fill he beat grian now
Grian actually played
Mumbo isn’t, which is totally not bro
Who Am I?
Not bro at all
*avoid
Biggest life questions
“What is the meaning of life?”
“Is there a god?”
“Where do we go after our death?”
“And what if chickens did redstone?”
Eggsactly
@@itsplaz5630 oi, puns r 4 danplan
Atleast we know the definite answer to two of them, “no there isn’t a god” and “we go in the ground or in a jar filled with your ashes”
@@jumpingaxe3373 ohhh we have an edge lord over here 😎
JumpingAxe33 dude, you killed my
V I B E
The illusion of flying reminded me of very old 3min animation called "Kiwi!" where a kiwi bird wanted to experience flying so he built a contraption off the side of the cliff where he nailed trees to the side and jumped down acting like he's flying
its from 2006
that's exactly what i was thinking of lol
MY FEEEEELIIIIINGS
that animation literally made me cry god dammit
WHY DID YOU CAUSE ME TO LOOK THIS UP NOW AM BIG SAD
Ninja Kiwi
Mumbo 2017: Hidden bases
Mumbo 2018: Satisfying moments
mUMbO 2019: Nursery for baby chickens
Edit:
Poultry Man 2017: Hidden bases
Poultry Man 2018: Satisfying moments
PoUlTrY MaN 2019: Nursery for baby chickens
edit:
grian 2017 chicken man
mumbo 2019 chicken man
" what do chickens do to defend themselves, make a noise?"
P E C K
We need Zombie Chickmen that can sort of fly, and do this
@@amberstar2832 D A R L I N G
Imagine if MineCraft chickens were more like real ones. Instead of following you when you held seeds they'd attack you (I'm not a chicken farmer but I've heard that's how they really behave).
At first I thought this was a hat in time reference but then I realized...
Gregory Norris Some are aggressive and hate everyone, others just run away from you. A few like people (and will follow you around if you pay attention to them, I remember watching a video of how a guy got his chickens to love him. They follow him around wanting to be pet as he pets them everyday!)
I really like the heating hut! I might make that irl.
:0 hello cody!!
God, you’re in NileRed, CGP Grey, and now here?!
Hey !
@@kierstenshoemate539 ello
Lol
Alt title: poultry man creates a paradise for his brethren.
This is definitely poultry man, 100%
Correction Poultry man’s supposed to be dead father making his son and his other children and his brethren.
All hail the poultrymen bretherens
Yes this is the truth
Done by the man in the chicken costume
Grian: *demises*
Mumbo: WHAT IF CHICKENS COULD DO REDSTONE!
Nice one!
So what happens to poultry man if grian’s dead
@Kokoro Studios lol mumbo knows what grian does with redstone...He breaks it...
Kokoro Studios he’s doing this cause he’s poultry man and he wants chickens to be happy. I mean, how could anyone, even mumbo, think grian is poultry man?
@@PikachuVK11 Mumbo is proultry man! Confirmed
Mumbo: puts on Chicken costume
Grian and us: ladies and gentlemen we got him
P O U L T R Y M A N
”What if Grian could do redstone?” Could potentially be an interesting one
A button maker
This technically hapend
That’s this video
Unfortunately its not a thing anymore, Grian can do redstone.
same thing
"what do chickens do to defend themselves"
Mumbo has obviously never met a chicken.
You're right, chickens can be scary, especially if they peck your eyes... speaking from experience...
Top 3 questions scientists can’t answer:
1. Black Holes
2. Quantum physics
3. What chickens would do if they could do redstone
I do not no a thing at all because I'm in 3 grade and that's my unreasponeding ansewer to that question so sorry I couldn't answer your questions and bye the way what's 11 divided by 55 ? Hope you answer by.
@@cathyharris1758?
Cathy Harris 11 divided by 55 is 0,2, hope that helps :-)
Luckily, Mumbo Jumbo isn't a scientist
@@cathyharris1758 i'm in 3rd grade too! but I know my knows and no's apart
“Imagine being born through being shot out of a cannon, then being smashed into a target.”
-Wumbo Fumbo
>] ™÷>¥™÷>[>™÷>] >|™>{^]
Kristóf Ladányi ok
yeah i can imagine that
Jumbo not fumbo
R/woooosh
“It seems silly but it’s so cool”
That describes this entire channel
Is that an insult or a compliment?
Its true
@Nav Jordaan its a fact
I’m am like number 300
“Am I thinking to deeply into this?” No, _I’m_ thinking to deeply. Where does the distraction steak come from?!
It’s the flesh of poultry mans enemies
Also that would attract even more predators
Organ donors
@@sharriux4379 You’re telling me _chicken organs_ are made of _cow meat?_ /j
I forgot it was steak tbh, but it could be from a neighboring cow city trying to help their fellow passive animals🤷🏻♀️
Mumbo: *puts on a chicken head*
Me: so now we know the identity of the man in the chicken costume...
I wish I could like more than once
poultry man
Its grian the poultry man
@Link yt10 no mumbo is poultry man
What if Mumbo is Grian? We've seen Mumbo disguised as Grian during the Big Heist and recently Grian's been getting better at redstone ...
Chicken: "so what method did your mum use in birth?"
Other chicken: " *C A N N O N* "
Lol
no my mum used C A N N O N A I M E D A T S T A I R C A S E ..... i wasnt born with wings
SAVAGE
@@JamMonsterFrfo hNRSILMKALbklNukNBUnbkIKIBNibmOMB- BONK
What kind of a question is that
Grian: *Dies*
Mumbo, scared: *What if chickens did redstone?*
*Undead chickens
Hating Mirror this is just too depressing 😖
You mean Grian should say that? Cause Mumbo does all the redstone?
Rip grian
I already knew it, but its still a spoiler
0:15 We all thought it was Grian, but now Poultryman’s true identity has been revealed to be the person we least suspected.
:0
No... could it be?
@@ST3W1010 Nani?! Bakana!
“YOU BECAME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY”
Poultryman
Bad joke
He barely even cared
Is poultry man Tango? Or Iskall? Or Grian? Or Mumbo?
@@kaotic66 what do you mean mumbo whas always poultry man who else would have such good camera angles in the poultry man cutscenes
Jay K.
It was grain. Early in the hermitcraft season he would wear a chicken head and fly around mumbo a base, throwing countless eggs, and other stupid stuff like that
@@patrickbaker7014 you are messing up the joke
Grian: demises in absolute paranoia and constant anxiety
Mumbo: What if chickens could do redstone?
@@cobalt2782 unless we aren't idiots
@@cobalt2782 trying to stop likes for a number is stupid and childish... Is that easier for you to understand?... 😂
What did they say?
What is paranoia?
Vicky: What do you want for dinner?
Mumbo: Chicken would be nice!
*5 seconds later*
Mumbo: I have a new idea for a redstone video!
I feel like that is how he got this idea lol
@@tarquinbyrd9903 I feel like that's how he gets all his ideas.
DigiTrailz
Vicky: What should we have for dinner?
Mumbo: A flying slime block mansion would be nice.
@@georgesamuelson4003 Vicky: "I got us a honey roasted ham" Mumbo: just run out of the room screaming something about honey blocks.
I'm genuinely scared of the chicken revolution now
Yes be very scared because poultry man is leading it with his dad.
FOR THE REVOLUTION!
Mumbo: Immagine being born shot out of a cannon
Grian: that's Bro
Most bro way to be born
Grian bro is gonna have a new manager
Who’s gonna tell him
Oof dragon dead bro
Grian isn't bro anymore. But maybe he could enchant the head and make him keep the "bro" status.
Maybe Fedora could make a thing that automatically feeds her
You mean fEDORA
Ian Jossic what?
i bet he forgot about her
*feed-ora
yeah cuz mumbo doesn’t feed fEDORA
‘It must be depressing to be a chicken’
*poultry man wants to know your location*
Gray poultry man
I like how he casually makes an amazing seed machine with tons of Redstone but just talks about the chickens
2019:chickens make redstone
2050: seeds make redstone to defend againts chickens
Whaaaaaatttt theeeee
Visible confusion
“If you can’t beat ‘em, join them.”
I think you have taken this quote a little to seriously, my friend.
No, I think it goes something more like “if you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em”.
Well, it's a good idea.
"They're not really fighters"
A fox once snuck into a chicken coop and the door shut itself. And then the chickens pecked it to death.
Daaaaaang. I wonder if my chickens would do that if they needed to.
ChocIce75 holy shit
Lol I saw my chickens all carrying around an inside out lizard and fighting over it, "not fighting machines"
I remember our chickens were always fighting over mice they somehow managed to find and kill in their coop or in the field.
At least chickens look cute.
@@lavilegos7253 LANGUAGE
"What if chickens could do redstone?" is a question that I've never been able to stop thinking about.
Classic Mumbo
Um...
I think someone should notify Sherlock Grian
....
Poultry man is also the spoon with a mustache
Or grian is poultry man
Christian Samaroo or both
@@themapfactory4063 how
Grian: *Dies in demise in the most confusing way possible
Mumbo: What if chickens could do red stone?
It wasn't confusing, they just added a long delay timer to TNT droppers.
@@KandiKlover in their Base, where a keycard is needed to get in.
Kandi Klover who added it?
Now Grian can kill Mumbo by "doing" redstone
@@hugosundsten6867 Cub was able to go there with slow falling potion.
Demise: **exists**
Mumbo: *Aight imma head out*
Everyone: dies in demise
Mumbo: *Aight imma head in*
“Chickens can’t fly”
My friend’s Chickens: *Are you sure about that?*
Ik I was like what??? Chickens can fly.
A lot of chickens are to fat to fly
@@dancinganimals. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@togeinumaki8002 it's actually true
@@sheldongordon4211 im just laughing
with demise going on
us: "mumbo please play hermitcraft"
mumbo: "What if chickens could do redstone"
Mumbo: Doesn’t want to upload Hermitcraft because of Demise.
Also Mumbo: Makes a video about chickens that can do redstone
Everyone: Who’s the chicken now?
I'm sure there are a couple in this video
Roasted
Who is mundo?
Ladies and gentlemen, we have found who poultry man is
Iskall?
Iskall put on the chicken head when mumbo gave it to him...
We got em
Poultry man got demised the latest
Nano it was a joke
The chickens need somthing to eat
Mumbo jumbo: let's get to work on the village
I'm suprised there was no Poultry man jokes at the start
Low hanging fruit, Mumbo's got more class than that.
@@dragonlord1935 You can tell he has class because of his glorious moustache and snazzy suit.
Rip Poultry man :( (New video)
GRIAN IS POULTRY MAN
@@WillChogls wdym it's not grian it's clearly iskall
“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
Poultryman
- Harvey dent
So to be a hero you have to die fast?
Uhhh..... Poultry man is grian. ÷/
In Mumbo-Poultryman language..
"Live long enough to see yourself losing your mind"
@@spartanochavez no its the man in the chicken costume Why do ppl keep accusing Grian of being the man in the chicken costume!!
they are different ppl don't believe his propoganda!
“Chickens aren’t fighters”
Link: *PTSD flashbacks*
HA 🤣
* Hyahs nervously *
An ad came up under this video, and it has a picture of a chicken and the title is just: “innovation”. I find this coincidence hilarious
Grian: I demised...
Mumbo: Chicken Redstone!!!
It appears we now rely on Iskall to be both sane and alive. Best of luck Swede!
What about False?
Mumbo: puts on chicken costume.
Grian: there is another
Her: He's probably thinking about other girls
Me: What if chickens could do redstone?
Wish i had a "her" :,(
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@aspynx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@EnchWraits oh so sad God will allow you to have what you wish🤗
@@EnchWraits i have a sister and she is single
Me: *reading title "Really?"
Me: *3 minutes later watching chicken flight simulator
*Dies
Mumbo: imagine being born by being shot out and hitting a target
Chucks brother (Jacksepticeye):
Paul Irwin
FUCK YOU CHUCK
Everyone: grian is poultry man
Mumbo: so I’m going to take form of a chicken right now
Everyone: HMMMMMM......
What are you talking about we all know Mumbo is poultry man
*69th like*!
1990: we will have flying cars in 2019.
2019: “what would happen if a chicken could use redstone”
ikr technology has advanced way farther than anyone ever thought it could
@@notsurewhatsgoingon4912 yeah
"Chickens are pacifists"
Roosters crave 1 thing and it is violence
When the rooster sees the neighbors chickens.
So you have chosen... Death.
Grian: The story of my demise
Mumbo: what if chickens could do Redstone
Definitely time to introduce the village to poultry man.
Im literally watching that video next
ahh, but it is his final tribute to chicken man.
Glorious
You forgot the question mark
Me: looks at title
Also me: Ok, he's finally gone insane
Fred Phillips at least he got the bee update. Toycat didn’t even get a cave update.
Lavi Legos what does that relate with the comment?
Axton Kincaid toycats going insane without his cave updates
Yes
"Finally"?
1940: In the future we will have flying cars.
2019: *What If Chickens Could Do Redstone?*
Redstone's not even real
@@underscoredfrisk yes it is you peckneck
@@khajiithaswares4147 it's real inside mumbo's heart
"We're gonna have strategically placed meat dispensers all around the village"
Me: sees title
Also me: Poultry man confirmed
Mumbo: puts chicken head on
Everyone:
Also everyone: *poultry man is confirmed to be Mumbo??*
same
wolf bomb l
wolf bomb hi
w
Mumbo in 1 week: What if grians could do redstone?
Thats Bro.
lol
not anymore :(
That's deep
"It wasn't me, was the man in the chicken costume!"
-G
So in other words it was mumbo
I was gonna comment something like that but you all beat me
-Ghicken
RIP Grian
*-M
It’s lowkey the paradise in Chicken Run
This is the most underrated comment ever
“Imagine being born” mumbo 2019
FrEEzMaN PlaY Never tried that before, how dose it feel? Is it rally that horrible?
@@rainespiano not as horrible as your English
tomatensupje
It isn’t that bad. Really only one letter missing and one misplaced...
@@declanb3469 it was a joke don't be so offended
@@tomatensupje bad joke
Poultry man wants to know your location
I will not give poultry man my location
Pretty sure Mumbo IS Poultry Man - given that Grian is a good friend of both Mumbo and Poultry Man, I think it's obvious.
Kieran
Grian isn’t poultry man, poultry man is the man in the chicken costume
MUMBO IS THE POULTRY MAN CONFIRMED
And now u blame the man in the chicken costume -Sub
"There kinda pacifists aren't they?"
Me who owns 7 chickens: Haha I wish
roulette the Psycho you see, Minecraft chickens couldn’t beat sans
Me who owns a chicken farm: yeah right, they already killed my ears
roulette the Psycho lol I have 14.5 roosters you can probably guess my pain
@@ryangagnon5489 nice
@@_Myrhl rip your ears
1:44 my mind: *remembers that one sad video about the kiwi bird that couldn't fly*
Also me: *starts to cry*
Same
yeah exactly and all of that to the song mad world
😭😭😭 Don't remind me
*Meanwhile, on Hermitcraft:*
“The story of my demise”
TheSaltyMug yep
TheSaltyMug I saw the opposite comment on Grian’s video😂
I wonder if the dragon bros will avenge Grian. Cause this is heartbreaking (While Mumbo makes videos on Chickens using redstone)
F
*YEPP*
0:20 everyone thought that Grian was the Man in the Chicken costume known as poultry man, but no one ever thought that i could be his best bud who was saying it was Grian, Mumbo
Mumbo's strategy for staying alive in Demise: never log on to Hermitcraft.
@Nathaniel Burridge-Grist Not stupid, just kinda cheaty and lame.
It makes me nostalgic for the first redstone contraption I built that wasn't based on a video. I added some automation to a friend's chicken farm with a bubblevator and dispenser to take any eggs that didn't fit in her free eggs box to launch at the wall to make more chickens.
It didn't take long before my recursive chicken farm crashed the server as the feedback loop started a combinatorial explosion. Ah, good times.
Grian: Story of My Demise
Mumbo: *W H A T I F C H I C K E N C O U L D D O R E D S T O N E ?*
Hmm, they seem linked in some way
Redstone,
Demise...
Poultry man killed Grian
Me: sees title
Me: now this is quality content
Here’s a like, so you can feel validation from a random from The internet. Enjoy
C A N A D I A N B O I lol
No one:
Literally no one:
Mumbo: Makes chicken flight simulator
It reminded me of the Kiwi short film
mumbo: chickens are pacifists
me (having being attacked by a chicken): i took this personally
And they eat any bugs or anything that resembles a bug they will massacre it
Grian gets better at redstone.
Mumbo: What if *chickens* could do redstone
Coincidence? *I THINK NOT*
Woah hold on a sec... OMG
Grian is poultry man confirmed.
You soon smart
Mumbo: what should I do other than random ideas
Hermitcraft server: “Why won’t you, play on meeeeeeeee!”
He frikkin uploaded hermitcraft 3 days ago
3 days is a lot of time he could be using to make huge things and farms like scar does
He just crams all his work into one day
"Imagine being born through being shot out of a cannon at a target" - mumbo throwing some shade there I see.
@skylerelax thanks I just typed and let autocorrect be my aid. Imma fix it
He's suggesting a new sport, Baby yeeting
This happened to me, I can say it is fun
When you see the diamond sword in his inventory...
@Nathaniel Polaris
This basically me:
Even a wooden sword can one shot a chicken. I feel bad for them.
Yea........
1:30 I just realized that Mumbo kind of made a mini version of that old school Dropper mini game in Minecraft lol. Does anyone remember that game???
“Chickens are pacifists”
Chickens: makes cannons, making ammo out of the flesh of the slaughtered
Internet: Pewdiepie is advancing in redstone
Mumbo Jumbo: "give me a few hours"
I find it funny how when you were talking about how much the chickens loved the base there were a bunch of chickens escaping in the background
We had to do it otherwise Mumbo would’ve eaten us
The amount of videos that start with:
‘ it’s a weird idea that I haven’t been able to get out of my head ‘
1,9k Videos.
Mumbo jumbo slowly becoming poultry man end of 2019 colorized
I was gonna say that
if only we could go back
Mumbo at 3 am:
(Snorts red stone dust)
“Oh look, their are some being tormented forever in the breeding section. I think their all having a blast!”
Grian: just got demised
Mumbo: what if chickens could do red stone?
o no you spoiled it for me
AmazedKevin618 sorry m8
@@underscoredfrisk Grian got blew up by tnt
@@cloudzero7067 np just watched
AmazedKevin618 Cool! It’s kinda sad tho I really hoped he would win demise! Bdubz and mumbo are the other people I wish to win demise
"Can chickens do redstone?"
Sad Grian noises
what do you mean by sad grian noises? grian isn't related to poultry man in any way shape or form
@@hearthon lol
@@hearthon dam you gotta point
MUMBO: does things for chickens in chicken video
Fedora:
Poor Fedora... What did she do to deserve mumbo as an owner?
@@yellowmelodiess poop ice
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Mumbo: wHaT If cHiCkEnS CoUlD dO ReDsToNe
WHAT??????
Mumbo: I hope they appreciate the things I’ve built
also mumbo: nervously sweats remembering all the chickens he kept in captivity in all the ark chicken farms he made
grian: dies
mumbo: ay dude what if chickens could do redstone
“They’re kind of pacifists”
Also chickens: will fight other chickens to the death.
There are cases of fighting chickens killing humans
Lol imagine your cause of death was, of all things
A HEKIN
C H I C K E N
He’s clearly never met a real chicken that wasn’t hand raised 😳 those fuckers are VICIOUS. Bullshit they’re pacifists!! Our chickens used to CHASE ME just to get a few good pecks in and some scratches.
@@kristenstreck3123 for me it's the hens that are the worst I kicked a rooster because he was being mean and picking on a hen with a bunch of other roosters. And ever since then, that stuck with them, so much so that they told their future generations so now all the roosters now go into panic mode the second I exist 20 feet away from them. The hens aren't afraid of me, therefore they bite me when I grab them (usaully when they got out of the coop). I have only had one rooster bite me, but he is more nippy than the other roosters, so much so his name is Flighty Bitey. He is also the first animal I ever forced outside because he had vitamin D deficiency because HE NEVER FUCKING WENT OUTSIDE (and this is actually a current event). He grooms his feathers really nicely tho, he's super clean and handsome.
Yeah, regularly plucking out each others feathers and trying to expose each other to the elements, I still remember seeing chickens with the feathers stripped off their wings 😱
Who else really wanted Mumbo to spawn a fox and see if the chicken defenses work?
the man in the chicken costume that is definitely not grain could really use this in his base.
G R I A N N O T G R A I N !
Poultry man does eat grains
Maybe the man in the chicken costume could be scar because he was the jangler and we definitely know grian isn't the man in the chicken costume ; )
Good save
Ah yes, grain. Chickens love grain. Oh wai5 you meant grian
Mumbo: builds vertical flying simulator.
Everyone: Repressed memories of the Kiwi resurface.
Sean Shepherd I didn’t think I was going to get sad during this video
He just wanted to fly so much!
I was going to comment that
It's true though. No way this is not a reference.
@@Dabomb-de2dw me too
"What if Endermen Could do Redstone?" could actually turn out to be a fairly interesting video. I liked the chicken idea! XD
"as you can see these chickens are experiencing pure happiness" chickens in background:-jump over fence-