EASY Ways To Defend A 1.14 Minecraft Village

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  • EASY Ways To Defend A 1.14 Minecraft Village... Easy.. but take a long time. Simply because of the size of most 1.14 villages any defence will be a huge time investment, so I have shown multiple ways of handling this depending on how much effort you want to put in. They have varying degrees of success but are all good fun to see!
    None of this works if you don't light up your villages! They will be zombified in 1 minecraft day if you don't!
    #minecraft

КОМЕНТАРІ • 16 тис.

  • @ramelbusto1011
    @ramelbusto1011 5 років тому +8830

    - Did you defend it
    - yes
    - what did it cost?
    - stacks of dirt blocks

  • @semosayba
    @semosayba 5 років тому +1894

    Wall: *exists*
    Grian: *_"it needs to be fabulous"_*

    • @xistl4278
      @xistl4278 5 років тому +11

      Benjamin 1block for 10000 emeralds “perfectly balanced as all things should be”

    • @daybot7732
      @daybot7732 5 років тому +9

      Sounds
      Like trump

    • @visceruhh
      @visceruhh 5 років тому +4

      I only liked your comment because it’s close to 1K likes.

    • @shou_gana1
      @shou_gana1 5 років тому

      @@daybot7732
      Because
      It is

    • @Jhay_07
      @Jhay_07 4 роки тому +1

      Donald trump wants to know your location

  • @Ananass
    @Ananass 5 років тому +14443

    1. Build a wall and make the pillagers pay for it
    Edit: geez the replies have become one hell of a political mess... damn it was just a joke...

    • @ehoops3567
      @ehoops3567 5 років тому +113

      @@lukasm1436 I AGREE!😂😂

    • @mdpitterle
      @mdpitterle 5 років тому +76

      *Salutes*

    • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
      @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 5 років тому +189

      2. *???*
      3. PROFIT

    • @simondesanta5774
      @simondesanta5774 5 років тому +235

      @Like Ananas make the pillagers pay for it all since they’re bringing in drugs, committing crimes, and raping the Villagers

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому +11

      @@lukasm1436 ikr

  • @callumlyons106
    @callumlyons106 3 роки тому +733

    10:18 THAT VILLAGER HAS GOT SERIOUS FINESSE SKILLS HE AVOIDED LIKE 7 ARROWS AT ONCE

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 3 роки тому +94

      "Alright, 6 Pillagers are gonna take shots at you. You're gonna have to make a Dexterity check to avoid being hit."
      *rolls*
      "Am I wrong to assume that this nat20 is enough to pass?"
      "You dance in their face, and laugh at their deaths."

    • @YojanProductions
      @YojanProductions 3 роки тому +32

      Chad villager

    • @driving.me.crazy_
      @driving.me.crazy_ 2 роки тому +14

      that villager is 100% from the African country.. *C H A D*

    • @mistadip42
      @mistadip42 2 роки тому +14

      He sees the matrix

    • @Hat_86
      @Hat_86 2 роки тому +2

      @@khajiitimanus7432 yeah :))

  • @ericthecoolkid2013
    @ericthecoolkid2013 5 років тому +2081

    Grian: “building a trench will take a long time!”
    Also Grian: Builds exquisite wall around village

    • @DanknDerpyGamer
      @DanknDerpyGamer 5 років тому +32

      *Builds exquisite wall around village in survival
      :P

    • @ll_extremelystressed_ll3804
      @ll_extremelystressed_ll3804 5 років тому +5

      @Tong Nguyen yeah it kind of does now that you mention it lol

    • @2dhoes03
      @2dhoes03 5 років тому +8

      I mean u could just build the 2 block dirt wall around the village instead

    • @dankulousmemeulous9803
      @dankulousmemeulous9803 5 років тому +2

      k

    • @hongtruong3309
      @hongtruong3309 5 років тому +2

      @Tong Nguyen ravagers are a too biggie (it do triggers me too bad)
      www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/ccs1pt/cubs_ravager_problem/

  • @abreloom1367
    @abreloom1367 5 років тому +2167

    Grian: **makes complex defence systems**
    Me: **places fences on the villages border**

    • @Heroesflorian
      @Heroesflorian 5 років тому +223

      Grian: *places dirt wall*

    • @atomnum9
      @atomnum9 5 років тому +354

      A simple spell but quite unbreakable

    • @melvinhotdogman6926
      @melvinhotdogman6926 5 років тому +66

      Me: /give @s Barrier Block

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 5 років тому +17

      that's a good idea

    • @GabrielTobing
      @GabrielTobing 5 років тому +38

      Me: Command block with a kill command only for raiders in a specific radius.

  • @tyreesele740
    @tyreesele740 5 років тому +12500

    *Pillagers attacking villagers*
    *Me turning on peaceful mode*
    Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

    • @slotfiller5995
      @slotfiller5995 5 років тому +103

      Tyreese le ha thx for the funny moment I just had

    • @sdfghuihef5602
      @sdfghuihef5602 5 років тому +87

      You may wamt to farm their loot

    • @leJpeg
      @leJpeg 5 років тому +123

      Tyrese le
      I see that, you too, are a Minecraft intellectual

    • @autumnleaf5050
      @autumnleaf5050 5 років тому +57

      @@sdfghuihef5602 hah...!!!!
      *Change to creative mode*

    • @musicncode2130
      @musicncode2130 5 років тому +35

      I used to do it a lot but now I force me not to touch this because it removes the challenge :p.

  • @luizarthur8266
    @luizarthur8266 4 роки тому +657

    Grian: Easy ways to protect a 1.14 village
    Me: Ring the bell and block the doors

    • @mikodenzoOcO
      @mikodenzoOcO 4 роки тому +36

      This is what I have been doing in Hardcore mode LMAO

    • @neil9431
      @neil9431 3 роки тому +1

      Yea

    • @GumbaverianX
      @GumbaverianX 3 роки тому +6

      @Cygee Duenas kill Evokers first before killing the rest

    • @Zero-vu8se
      @Zero-vu8se 3 роки тому +4

      Build a fence

    • @xd_mystyyyyy
      @xd_mystyyyyy 3 роки тому +2

      @Cygee Duenas Keep the doors or put 2 blocks.

  • @aila2733
    @aila2733 5 років тому +9305

    When i first walked into the berry bush i had no idea what was hurting me

    • @evertree2133
      @evertree2133 5 років тому +418

      Same. I was running from a horde of mobs with multiple diamonds , and ran into one. Was so upset.

    • @nightstorm7
      @nightstorm7 5 років тому +298

      I thought it was a skeleton 😂

    • @Zack4628-c2s
      @Zack4628-c2s 5 років тому +134

      @@nightstorm7 same lol, and I get up to find if there is one sneaking around behind my back.

    • @ilovepurple7565
      @ilovepurple7565 5 років тому +274

      I thought they added snakes

    • @dhownfhw
      @dhownfhw 5 років тому +63

      @@ilovepurple7565 lmfaoo

  • @caloriefreewater5704
    @caloriefreewater5704 5 років тому +6484

    2016: burning down villages for fun
    2019: saving villages any way you can

    • @kitmakin289
      @kitmakin289 5 років тому +383

      Apparently I was living in 2019 when it was 2016.... >->" I have always liked villages and just kept building walls around them....

    • @ivenalanko2462
      @ivenalanko2462 5 років тому +170

      @@kitmakin289 holy person

    • @supaidamanyuyusimp7156
      @supaidamanyuyusimp7156 5 років тому +105

      @@kitmakin289 donald trumpt descendant

    • @kitmakin289
      @kitmakin289 5 років тому +117

      @@supaidamanyuyusimp7156 I would literally kill myself if that were true.

    • @supaidamanyuyusimp7156
      @supaidamanyuyusimp7156 5 років тому +32

      @@kitmakin289 that is literally true :)

  • @dusitn_
    @dusitn_ 5 років тому +617

    Engage all defences. _And Get This Man a Shield._

    • @Henrique-iy2lk
      @Henrique-iy2lk 5 років тому +9

      Well, that defence didn't work

    • @borris542
      @borris542 5 років тому +15

      Hoodie Gaming proceeds to hand him the smallest shield in the history of shields

    • @doctorplague788
      @doctorplague788 5 років тому +5

      the shield and the defences didn't work at all

    • @jagged1725
      @jagged1725 5 років тому +5

      Dread it, run from it, creeper arrives all the same

    • @Annihilasian
      @Annihilasian 5 років тому +3

      Get thees man a sheeld

  • @mimimized
    @mimimized 3 роки тому +195

    This is one of the few Grian vids I had forgotten to watch and I’m surprised I’ve only seen this now. I was so caught off guard when he called bamboo and sweet berries “new.” Gosh, they feel so old at this point

    • @gonertopetinho2095
      @gonertopetinho2095 3 роки тому +1

      yeah same thing here, and well this grian vid helped me a lot cuz I used the pillager vs plants idea but I used copper rods instead of bamboo cuz it's cheaper to me, now I have a nice 100% danger free village

    • @thejanitor5671
      @thejanitor5671 2 роки тому +1

      Still feels weirdly new to me

    • @ryderbreckenridge8091
      @ryderbreckenridge8091 2 роки тому +4

      I thought that bamboo and sweet berry bushes were were added in 1.16 honestly not 1.14 and I'm a Minecraft veteran :/

    • @katcharcos-puyo7740
      @katcharcos-puyo7740 2 роки тому

      Hello im here and this is even older

    • @HANAZUUUU
      @HANAZUUUU 2 роки тому

      @@ryderbreckenridge8091 Same. I’ve played for like 8 years and I thought they came out in 1.16

  • @cengi
    @cengi 5 років тому +2440

    Me: *builds wall*
    Pillagers: *spawns inside the village*
    Walls: are we a joke to you?

    • @wtrand03
      @wtrand03 5 років тому +75

      CEngi Lol true I had a similar situation. I built a wall with a berry defense on the outside then when a raid happened Pillagers literally spawned on top of the berries. Now time to carefully plan where to expand my Empire (I have a villager breeder which has drastically increased my population so I had to build more buildings and jobs for my people).

    • @platuimknight8769
      @platuimknight8769 5 років тому +17

      CEngi
      Let’s get down to business to defeat the Huns.

    • @user-jo7bc4kv8g
      @user-jo7bc4kv8g 5 років тому +1

      Omg so true

    • @lauramcmurchy2644
      @lauramcmurchy2644 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @MACKYBOY-41
      @MACKYBOY-41 5 років тому +3

      my village is communist tey are all treated same. get one bread. no one special. all good. i was dumb though when pillagers came, i killed tha captain and then thought the raid started, but i had just triggered it by going into the village which was not good but somehow the walls were really outside and the pillagers still spawned outside the village. I wussed and killed them in creative tho. I bad.

  • @spoozy09
    @spoozy09 5 років тому +2542

    Grian: *spawns pillagers*
    Golem: *kills pillagers*
    Grian: *spawns more*
    Golem: am i a joke to you

  • @kylegorel1612
    @kylegorel1612 5 років тому +2855

    Grian: "what are y-"
    Wandering trader: " I AM SPEED"

    • @m0j026
      @m0j026 5 років тому +79

      *I* *DECIDE* *WHEN* *I* *STOP*

    • @plainsz
      @plainsz 5 років тому +30

      everything related to villagers makes me laugh, i died at this

    • @lilyforrest5288
      @lilyforrest5288 5 років тому +8

      Your profile 😂😂😂 Sal from impractical jokers lol 😂

    • @coffeecup7820
      @coffeecup7820 5 років тому +1

      Yas yas yas yas yas yas yas

    • @MikeWall-fb4ue
      @MikeWall-fb4ue 5 років тому +3

      EVERYONE GET DOWN HE HAS A POTATO😱

  • @henarthuri7238
    @henarthuri7238 4 роки тому +144

    10:11
    This is actually negated, because in an actual raid, the villagers would be hunkered down in their houses, where pillagers can’t shoot at them. So a trench is a perfect defense, except for the few straggling villagers.

    • @brownfamily1892
      @brownfamily1892 Рік тому +3

      Could also make a fence closer to village perimeter to stop villagers from entering range

  • @AethernaLuxen
    @AethernaLuxen 4 роки тому +1298

    My tactic:
    -hide two villagers
    -let the others die
    -the pillagers die because of me
    -I breed them back, it's technically the same village

  • @esperate
    @esperate 5 років тому +1535

    *bamboo and sweetberries defence*
    -I preffer the original.
    *lava*
    -I said the original.
    *iron golems*
    -*PERFECTION*

  • @snbeast9545
    @snbeast9545 5 років тому +554

    Me: How do we keep this village safe?
    Grian: *T O R C H I T U P*

    • @cornichon1486
      @cornichon1486 5 років тому +7

      In 1.14, you can't trust torches

    • @MeboDotExe
      @MeboDotExe 5 років тому +2

      no, TORCH IT *DOWN*

    • @manjusingh9118
      @manjusingh9118 5 років тому +4

      Marshmallow Light It Up

    • @klee.-.1262
      @klee.-.1262 5 років тому +1

      Good Doggo Light em up up up

    • @Snow417
      @Snow417 5 років тому +6

      You can’t have a unsafe village if it doesn’t exist

  • @Travanatoar
    @Travanatoar 3 роки тому +171

    10:29 Grian: *Holds out a sword*
    Wandering Trader: *GAS GAS GAS IM GONNA STEP UP THE GAS*

    • @Ked7
      @Ked7 2 роки тому +2

      I was in a deep dark and a wandering trader appeared and force me into lava

    • @williamdent5796
      @williamdent5796 2 роки тому

      Oof

  • @YouRude34
    @YouRude34 5 років тому +8420

    2009: *Plants vs Zombies*
    2019: *Plants vs Pillagers*

    • @stardustmiku
      @stardustmiku 5 років тому +83

      That what I was thinking lol

    • @supergoku52
      @supergoku52 5 років тому +20

      Ikr lmao

    • @stoneflags2467
      @stoneflags2467 5 років тому +52

      If you actually wanted, you could do all of these experiments with zombies

    • @teedeegremlin
      @teedeegremlin 5 років тому +57

      PvZ 3 leaked

    • @mrmrfrog247
      @mrmrfrog247 5 років тому +17

      When he said plants vs pilligers I was like plants vs zombies boi

  • @Adam.everest
    @Adam.everest 5 років тому +3055

    10:18 that one villager dodge the arrow like a boss

  • @jewelminess
    @jewelminess 5 років тому +3630

    Ravager: I fear no man, but that thing..
    *bamboo*
    Ravager: It scares me.

    • @plasticballs
      @plasticballs 4 роки тому +3

      @Dacanay Gamers 2 what

    • @plasticballs
      @plasticballs 4 роки тому +9

      One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?

    • @alvl1349
      @alvl1349 4 роки тому +7

      Ravager can probably ram through the bamboo

    • @lolabunumoved9260
      @lolabunumoved9260 4 роки тому +3

      Underrated xd

    • @chockovad6934
      @chockovad6934 4 роки тому +3

      Yay TF2 memes!!!!!!

  • @vintagetears2416
    @vintagetears2416 4 роки тому +299

    8:30 “They walk straight down”
    Me: _more like graciously twirls straight down_

    • @ZobRoss
      @ZobRoss 3 роки тому +5

      *Gracefully

    • @drark6835
      @drark6835 3 роки тому +2

      Rravager is goot at doinh 360 degrees turnings

    • @JDM_Is_the_best
      @JDM_Is_the_best 3 роки тому +1

      @@ZobRoss do you wanna have you're personal info leaked and you're internet shut dowb

    • @JDM_Is_the_best
      @JDM_Is_the_best 3 роки тому

      @@ZobRoss gracacacebrfauply*

    • @ZobRoss
      @ZobRoss 3 роки тому +3

      @@JDM_Is_the_best wat?

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg 5 років тому +2494

    10:18
    Villager learns how to dodge after getting hit by multiple arrows.

    • @maxalaintwo3578
      @maxalaintwo3578 5 років тому +262

      Ultra Instinct

    • @Goomba456
      @Goomba456 5 років тому +200

      He is in the matrix

    • @elenakim6287
      @elenakim6287 5 років тому +49

      That's so cool!

    • @-piras
      @-piras 5 років тому +53

      Machine learning in mine craft

    • @EridanAmpora311
      @EridanAmpora311 5 років тому +71

      @@-piras Imagine if mobs could learn as local difficulty went up...

  • @deadman9455
    @deadman9455 5 років тому +3364

    Me: play Minecraft again after 4 years and stay in a village*
    Me: getting massive raid*
    Me: *WTF is happening*

    • @legohead23432
      @legohead23432 5 років тому +74

      ENVYRIX 5 that’s how it was for me tbh

    • @gdolphinz7486
      @gdolphinz7486 5 років тому +271

      *Sees a ravager*
      *WHAT THE FU-*

    • @anonymousk4694
      @anonymousk4694 5 років тому +36

      So relatable

    • @hiyoise
      @hiyoise 5 років тому +110

      same tbh i was like “WHO TF ARE THESE” but i like the new updates! i feel so old

    • @logiic8835
      @logiic8835 5 років тому +36

      ENVYRIX 5 ikr these new updates are so different to what we had 4 years ago!

  • @skylorious8909
    @skylorious8909 5 років тому +1646

    You should do a video on how to fix broken villages (like where they’re smashed against a mountain, inside a ravine, or with a river going through it)

    • @jambie
      @jambie 5 років тому +50

      Good idea! I would certainly watch that vid!

    • @FireFox64000000
      @FireFox64000000 5 років тому +69

      Or two or three villages are smashed together with ravine and each other and a mountain.

    • @jbponce3996
      @jbponce3996 5 років тому +14

      Yes plssss

    • @makuru2100
      @makuru2100 5 років тому +15

      I support this idea

    • @AFGGaming-lf6qq
      @AFGGaming-lf6qq 5 років тому +1

      Wear you fixes
      💪😎👍

  • @gimme_Olive_Oil
    @gimme_Olive_Oil 4 роки тому +1149

    Me: tries making one of grians designs
    Pillagers: spawns inside the village
    Me: 👁👄👁

    • @fuckdaclubupp
      @fuckdaclubupp 4 роки тому +14

      Oof

    • @blackout6411
      @blackout6411 4 роки тому +74

      Same thing happened to me, for some reason so do zombies, creepers, skeletons, and so on. I've built enough Iron Golems to handle this but it's hard to protect my villagers when the game will spawn in monsters in bright areas.

    • @blackout6411
      @blackout6411 4 роки тому +13

      @ladyx xhydra Yah, I've been using cactus to deal with them.

    • @scottjs5207
      @scottjs5207 4 роки тому +62

      I had a cave network under my one village, couldn't find the pillagers because they spawned in it...

    • @anchor8723
      @anchor8723 4 роки тому +3

      👁️👅👁️

  • @ziod5804
    @ziod5804 5 років тому +493

    Iron Golem: **fighting to dead**
    Grian: **takes the last kill and becomes the hero**

    • @DMGingie
      @DMGingie 5 років тому +5

      Army & special forces

    • @gogetdafish2472
      @gogetdafish2472 5 років тому

      Spiler... have 3:00 and you spoiled... Thanks to you meen :)

    • @steeladept
      @steeladept 5 років тому +2

      Minecraft villages in a nutshell

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 5 років тому

      fighting to the dead

    • @jhitgoomba1
      @jhitgoomba1 5 років тому +2

      Name idea: noobmaster69

  • @thegopnikdankknight4801
    @thegopnikdankknight4801 5 років тому +828

    Grian: can i copy your homework?
    Vietnam soldiers: sure but change some things here and there so no one knows.

  • @yoitsmeshadow
    @yoitsmeshadow 5 років тому +2375

    **Pillager dies trying to kill villagers**
    Zombie: first time?
    Edit: OMG I never thought I could get this many likes. Thank you so much guys.

  • @wisvai279
    @wisvai279 4 роки тому +68

    *You gotta love how Grian talks like we’re not just gonna steal everything the village has to offer before running away cause Minecraft players hate responsibility*

    • @egon3705
      @egon3705 3 роки тому +9

      at least get a mending librarian

  • @puzzled-head3493
    @puzzled-head3493 4 роки тому +3745

    “And talking about raids...”
    “today's video is sponsored”

    • @edgarlangwald2932
      @edgarlangwald2932 4 роки тому +48

      Sad, that this comment was postet so late, I think it would have gotten many many likes🤣😂

    • @zoe2975
      @zoe2975 4 роки тому +7

      Edgar Langwald mhm

    • @zoe2975
      @zoe2975 4 роки тому +14

      Bonnie chan The savage and salty boi! By raid shadow legends lmao

    • @little_lord_tam
      @little_lord_tam 4 роки тому +14

      Does this happen in other countrys too ? Gosh how do they earn money when they spent every single person in the internet a sponsorship 😂😂

    • @RoseAnimates
      @RoseAnimates 4 роки тому +13

      Raid Shadow Legends, Download now for free!

  • @keps_ksk
    @keps_ksk 5 років тому +933

    *two blocks of dirt*
    Grian: a simple spell but quite unbreakable

    • @user-uf4sl9oo1x
      @user-uf4sl9oo1x 5 років тому +7

      Caps didn’t dr strange say that in infinity wars

    • @TheEventHorizon909
      @TheEventHorizon909 5 років тому +25

      Caps *WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THE PILLAGERS PAY FOR IT!!!*

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 5 років тому +3

      @@TheEventHorizon909 why do you copy other comments?

    • @old.tables1989
      @old.tables1989 5 років тому +8

      @@user-uf4sl9oo1x ever heard of memes?

    • @centri2271
      @centri2271 5 років тому +1

      @@old.tables1989 yes, he's a duck boi

  • @Uncivilcivilservice
    @Uncivilcivilservice 5 років тому +820

    Grian: It's very important to light up you village, or it won't even survive the night!
    Lighting glitch: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

    • @JakeG59
      @JakeG59 5 років тому +5

      @Daniyalwc7 not if you still play on 1.14 cause I can't update my server lol

    • @horgans6311
      @horgans6311 5 років тому

      Fool

    • @luckyramirez8954
      @luckyramirez8954 4 роки тому +1

      @MaryJane it's "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @Spryxl
    @Spryxl 4 роки тому +510

    *When u realise that u cant get back in the village without dying after making the walls in survival..*

    • @scottjs5207
      @scottjs5207 4 роки тому +48

      that's why you make funnel points to control the mobs so you can still kill them and get all the loot.

    • @hddoming
      @hddoming 4 роки тому +16

      Make ur way like digging and cover the entrance and exit it using trapdoors

    • @stoobie94
      @stoobie94 4 роки тому +11

      I have a fort near my closest village. Nothing would stop me building a bridge above the pit

    • @bobbob-xg8jg
      @bobbob-xg8jg 4 роки тому +27

      Elytra: am i a joke to you?

    • @Hhifix
      @Hhifix 4 роки тому +9

      Why on earth didn’t you think of a solution to that?

  • @Dannybythebanana
    @Dannybythebanana 4 роки тому +760

    Meanwhile in bedrock
    Ravager: *I'M RESPECTING YOUR EFFORTS OVER PROTECTING THIS VILLAGE BUT ASSERTING MY DOMINANCE BY BREAKING THROUGH YOUR PLANTS ANYWAY*

    • @voyagerhk2536
      @voyagerhk2536 4 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/2BmpukaUbKw/v-deo.html OMG I FOUND GRIAN IRL

    • @darn9717
      @darn9717 4 роки тому +64

      VoyagerHK why are you promoting your own video? Does it suck that much?

    • @jwsnyderaal
      @jwsnyderaal 4 роки тому +8

      Yep, it’s SO ANNOYING

    • @crossingplays2155
      @crossingplays2155 4 роки тому +7

      @@voyagerhk2536 wow... dont be like that...

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 4 роки тому +35

      @@voyagerhk2536 Stop dude like come on. I didn't even click it. After reading others comments I figured out what happened. Nobody will sub to you this way this is a great way to get dislikes and reports if anything.

  • @megusmith6258
    @megusmith6258 5 років тому +510

    7:20
    Grian: It will take hour and hour
    Xisuma: BEACON

  • @happyegg9545
    @happyegg9545 5 років тому +604

    3:57
    The pillagers: hey ravager pls destroy the bamboo so we can Raid the village
    Ravager: *no, i don't think i Will*

    • @michellearenogomez9947
      @michellearenogomez9947 5 років тому +25

      Ravagers be like: No u

    • @xyzzy-dv6te
      @xyzzy-dv6te 5 років тому +22

      next update: *ravagers now can destroy bamboo*

    • @AlexanderAzarov
      @AlexanderAzarov 5 років тому

      @Narciso Marquez Actually... You do. They arrived in 1.13 I think, or at least a partial update on the way to 1.14.

  • @menemali163
    @menemali163 3 роки тому +89

    How to defend a Village: Lock the Villagers in their houses, build a tower and shoot them with your bow.

    • @veltarden2419
      @veltarden2419 2 роки тому +4

      So I shoot the villagers with my bow? how I'm going to if they are in their houses?

    • @williamdent5796
      @williamdent5796 2 роки тому +1

      🤣

  • @mraa9938
    @mraa9938 5 років тому +838

    "Next up is a trench."
    Some great war veterans: "Interesting."

    • @alaskaball188
      @alaskaball188 5 років тому +29

      *Starts playing Fields of Verdun*

    • @lewissthompson2005
      @lewissthompson2005 5 років тому +22

      Unrelated to the comment but related to the great war, there are no more WW1 veterans, the last one died In 2012

    • @randomuser4959
      @randomuser4959 5 років тому +31

      Red is dead So you telling me those noobs haven't found out to "respawn".

    • @lewissthompson2005
      @lewissthompson2005 5 років тому +8

      @@randomuser4959 I know right smh n00bs

    • @peoplecallmeboltz
      @peoplecallmeboltz 5 років тому +1

      @@lewissthompson2005 thats just sad

  • @rhun3
    @rhun3 5 років тому +817

    “So make sure you torch up your village first so monsters don’t spawn”
    Me: *Grabs flint and steel*

    • @fiirelio1578
      @fiirelio1578 5 років тому +87

      If there's no village, there's no monsters inside it

    • @ihavenolife9910
      @ihavenolife9910 5 років тому +48

      @@fiirelio1578 modern problems require modern solutions

    • @jacobp.2024
      @jacobp.2024 5 років тому +12

      We have to destroy the village to save it.

    • @papaoreo6245
      @papaoreo6245 5 років тому +9

      We've a *village* to burn

    • @SliferStreaming
      @SliferStreaming 5 років тому +1

      @@jacobp.2024 Call thanos.

  • @zadeil
    @zadeil 5 років тому +633

    *No villaging = no pillaging*
    *modern problems require modern solutions*

    • @heibose7735
      @heibose7735 5 років тому +41

      Glorious Leader, are you suggesting that we *k i l l t h e f u c k i n g v i l l a g e r s* ?

    • @scooby-doovillain
      @scooby-doovillain 5 років тому +21

      Won't need to defend village if you ARE the pillager

    • @icywarhammer5003
      @icywarhammer5003 5 років тому +16

      No villagers = no pillagers
      *violent problems require violent solutions*

    • @fallsky_19
      @fallsky_19 5 років тому +7

      Jesus christ yall lmao

    • @Void_Inc-0x
      @Void_Inc-0x 5 років тому +2

      Hey! You genius

  • @Yinnyz
    @Yinnyz 4 роки тому +32

    I remember when I used to build massive glasses as walls and spawn twenty iron golems to protect my peaceful villagers lol
    Thanxx for the tutorial! Gonna use this one 8:46

  • @clingclang6727
    @clingclang6727 4 роки тому +1148

    10:18
    Can we just appreciate how that villager dodged all those arrows?

  • @night7314
    @night7314 4 роки тому +1812

    10:15
    Grian: *Explaining*
    Villager: *Matrix dodging*

    • @maybe.cloud1
      @maybe.cloud1 4 роки тому +26

      Lol

    • @amirrawnak5388
      @amirrawnak5388 4 роки тому +18

      Im not there yet-

    • @va2_lee
      @va2_lee 4 роки тому +57

      *Can't touch this*

    • @clubbedranger8149
      @clubbedranger8149 4 роки тому +27

      He was just like ZOOM! ZOOM! YOU CAN”T HIT ME, FILTHY PILLAGERS! I AM TOO FAST!

    • @whythehelldoineedahandle
      @whythehelldoineedahandle 4 роки тому +29

      I feel like having smart villagers are better than defending them 😂😅

  • @maximuslee5670
    @maximuslee5670 5 років тому +1964

    Using bamboo as a wall defence system? VIETNAM FLASHBACKS INTENSIFIES

    • @watermelon4890
      @watermelon4890 5 років тому +139

      I am the Lorax I speak for the trees, and the trees speak in Vietnamese

    • @rozanfaust2967
      @rozanfaust2967 5 років тому +18

      Thank you as they say in vietnamese
      (Speaks vietnamese)

    • @harusakura9956
      @harusakura9956 5 років тому +8

      Vietcong =))))

    • @UMIF001
      @UMIF001 5 років тому +7

      *T H E B A M B O O S A R E S P E A K I N G*

    • @pizza70123
      @pizza70123 5 років тому +16

      **helicopter sounds** IT AIN'T MEEEEE IT AIN'T MEEEEE I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE ONE

  • @tonymontanaltu69
    @tonymontanaltu69 4 роки тому +35

    Grian: Iron golem spawning is very, very expensive.
    Iron farms: Am I a joke to you?

    • @matthewkearney2993
      @matthewkearney2993 4 роки тому +1

      Me: Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @abseph1825
      @abseph1825 3 роки тому +1

      Just go to creative mode, middle click in an iron golem then spawn them

    • @neil9431
      @neil9431 3 роки тому

      True

    • @neil9431
      @neil9431 3 роки тому +1

      @UCCqCuBpMU3R6nz6c_9IPhuw cant idiot. No spawn egg

    • @emilisusas1254
      @emilisusas1254 3 роки тому

      @@neil9431 who tf is UCCqCuBpMU3R6nz6c_9IPhuw?

  • @polishjerry3146
    @polishjerry3146 5 років тому +1963

    Pillagers: **exists**
    Peaceful Mode: *_i’m about to end this raid’s career_*

  • @sirchickenix
    @sirchickenix 5 років тому +2403

    "Defending a Minecraft village is actually pretty simple"
    *takes an hour to defeat a raid on hermitcraft*

  • @zerozone5848
    @zerozone5848 5 років тому +950

    "The Bamboo method/Plants vs. Pillagers"
    Pros: It stopped the Pillagers
    -.Cons.- _Pros:_ *Panda Infestation*

    • @that1ragingbat
      @that1ragingbat 5 років тому +96

      I see that as an absolute win

    • @Spolt_main
      @Spolt_main 5 років тому +17

      Zero zone pros: *panda infestation*

    • @danraskin9943
      @danraskin9943 5 років тому +16

      Are you sure you understand what the meaning of con is?

    • @alliiefrost5303
      @alliiefrost5303 5 років тому +8

      Plants vs zombies

    • @brockmmvi
      @brockmmvi 5 років тому +5

      That's a pro in my book

  • @waterboi3355
    @waterboi3355 4 роки тому +39

    Me: *Does all of these*
    Also me: Finally. My work is finally do-
    Evoker: *Spawns in vex’s*
    Me: 👁👄👁

  • @llamaswag2451
    @llamaswag2451 5 років тому +809

    Grian: builds a giant magma block trench around a village
    Also Grian: *builds a dirt wall 2 blocks high*

  • @oof4695
    @oof4695 5 років тому +949

    steals bell and leaves village forever
    **50,000 people used to live here... now it’s a ghost town**

    • @satt47-74
      @satt47-74 5 років тому +29

      Oof *COD 4 INTENSIFIES*

    • @LiemNguyenBX
      @LiemNguyenBX 5 років тому +25

      Omg I did that once cause I didn’t know what it was used for

    • @kuni8578
      @kuni8578 5 років тому

      100th Like!

    • @averee_8809
      @averee_8809 5 років тому

      Oof wait what does the bell do?

    • @LiemNguyenBX
      @LiemNguyenBX 5 років тому +21

      Frogu _ when there’s a raid happening you ring the bell to warn the villagers

  • @Sindak923
    @Sindak923 4 роки тому +335

    10:18 That villager mastered ultra instinct

  • @TabythaK
    @TabythaK 4 роки тому +89

    Everyone: *I must try this, its 99.9% safe!*
    me: "ever heard of that 00.1% Chance where monsters spawn inside the village that turns out to be a higher percentage than you thought"

    • @fruitchoco675
      @fruitchoco675 4 роки тому +5

      Place torches inside the village

    • @TabythaK
      @TabythaK 4 роки тому +5

      @@fruitchoco675 oh yesh, didn't think of that -.-

    • @di-riso
      @di-riso 3 роки тому

      @@fruitchoco675 they spawn even with torches

    • @fruitchoco675
      @fruitchoco675 3 роки тому

      @@di-riso explain how lmao

    • @di-riso
      @di-riso 3 роки тому

      @@fruitchoco675 search on Google stoopid

  • @xllhallowllx8622
    @xllhallowllx8622 5 років тому +1677

    10:19 THAT VILLAGER IS A BOSS, he dodged the arrows.

    • @TheEventHorizon909
      @TheEventHorizon909 5 років тому +7

      [DrAg] Panther ua-cam.com/video/LfgTDYUOFSM/v-deo.html

    • @waitwhat0205
      @waitwhat0205 5 років тому +3

      @Kreigh Lucas tru

    • @Yamishl
      @Yamishl 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @Car-rp8dg
      @Car-rp8dg 5 років тому +7

      [DrAg] Panther what if he or she secretly is s a n s

    • @watinc.9918
      @watinc.9918 5 років тому +1

      **matrix music**

  • @dexterdublagens
    @dexterdublagens 4 роки тому +3943

    Alternate Title: how to play plants vs zombies in Minecraft

  • @月子-o6n
    @月子-o6n 5 років тому +345

    4:12
    Pillagers: Help us! We're stuck!
    Ravager: *doesn't care, ignores them, and later walks away*

    • @xxx1131
      @xxx1131 5 років тому +16

      And karma strikes at 7:54

    • @christmooose1198
      @christmooose1198 5 років тому +1

      U could've done this
      Pillager: ravager plz help
      Ravager: no I don't think I will

  • @myarmsrgone
    @myarmsrgone 3 роки тому +6

    2 block high dirt wall: exists
    Pillagers: understandable, have a great day

  • @khybe9426
    @khybe9426 4 роки тому +532

    10:19
    Pillagers: *Shoot the Villager*
    Villager: *Dodge all arrows*
    *Villager: Amateurs*

  • @rik4598
    @rik4598 4 роки тому +798

    The secret method: Ring the bell, wait the villagers enter in their houses, break doors put blocks instead.

    • @EggyYolkZ
      @EggyYolkZ 4 роки тому +33

      *big brain time*

    • @MLGRDR
      @MLGRDR 4 роки тому +79

      dont break the door lol, put dirt covering the door

    • @frettchen1498
      @frettchen1498 4 роки тому +30

      Touch the bell sounds weirdly sexual. But I'm just a kid in my mind so that might just be it

    • @shell6467
      @shell6467 4 роки тому +3

      Iduno H you could’ve wrote ring the bell xD

    • @rik4598
      @rik4598 4 роки тому +3

      @@shell6467 Thanks for the correction! (Not a native English speaker)

  • @matthewtucker2103
    @matthewtucker2103 5 років тому +127

    Pillagers: "We are inevitable."
    Iron Golems: "We are Iron Men."
    *Pillagers collapse into puffs of smoke."

  • @insichselbst75
    @insichselbst75 4 роки тому +20

    You know ‘the trench’? Add some water and they wont be able to get out and will possibly drown. (It holds them down - when you combine magma blocks and water.)

  • @efeayar1222
    @efeayar1222 5 років тому +786

    Pillager:Raid Time!
    Me (while building Berlin Wall with all details):
    Bruh

  • @SirBooskie
    @SirBooskie 5 років тому +695

    7:15 I was devastated when he didn't replace the block

  • @iceleopard9718
    @iceleopard9718 5 років тому +420

    10:18 that villager has ninja skills!!

  • @howiestillgamez5326
    @howiestillgamez5326 3 роки тому +1

    2 blocks of dirt is the ultimate minecraft lifehack. You can make secret bases with it, make walls with it, stack pillars with it. Nothing can beat 2 blocks of dirt

  • @amandaboren5264
    @amandaboren5264 5 років тому +463

    0:57
    Grian: I call this one “Plants vs Pillagers”
    T H E R E S A P I L L A G E R O N Y O U R L A W N
    Edit
    Holy Tacomoly, Now that’s a lot of likes, and I appreciate that!

    • @tabbycatisback618
      @tabbycatisback618 5 років тому +17

      Plants vs zombies? Nope, plants vs pillagers.

    • @dreska255
      @dreska255 5 років тому +33

      Disappointed that he didn't name the villager Dave

    • @icywarhammer5003
      @icywarhammer5003 5 років тому +3

      dreska ikr

    • @floppaquest4916
      @floppaquest4916 5 років тому +14

      The pillagers... they’re coming...

    • @ReeversUhHuh
      @ReeversUhHuh 5 років тому +13

      **a huge wave of **-zombies-** pillagers Is coming**

  • @Passance
    @Passance 5 років тому +138

    2 dirt blocks: Defends peasant village from a massive army of sorcerers, axe infantry, and crossbows with giant horned beasts of war
    Enderman: Yoink

    • @TyrantWarlord
      @TyrantWarlord 5 років тому +9

      Caleb Middendorf Endermen can yoink anything except water

    • @lilplays7154
      @lilplays7154 5 років тому +2

      This is an underrated comment!

    • @lilplays7154
      @lilplays7154 5 років тому

      Soviet Flamethrower And lava

    • @Passance
      @Passance 5 років тому

      @@lilplays7154 just checking, but you know that endermen can only steal a few different blocks right? They can't pick up any kind of wood or stone, only dirt, sand and vegetation. Two blocks of cobble would be a much better choice.

    • @RaldRhines
      @RaldRhines 5 років тому +1

      @@TyrantWarlord Lava?

  • @ryanluther5785
    @ryanluther5785 5 років тому +314

    Who would win:
    An invasion force specially designed to ransack an entire village
    Or
    Some dirt bois

  • @Shadow-lt9uo
    @Shadow-lt9uo 4 роки тому +8

    Grian: there just walking straight down
    Ravenger: oh hell no !

  • @AssumedTiger
    @AssumedTiger 5 років тому +511

    Me: *uses friends dirt stash to build defence*
    Grian: *T O R C H I T U P*
    Wow so many likes

  • @josef-1209
    @josef-1209 5 років тому +1218

    Friend: How did you defend the Village?
    Me: *Berries*

    • @minhnguyen-my9kw
      @minhnguyen-my9kw 5 років тому +4

      *Kakyoin licking berries sum where*

    • @kretavocato
      @kretavocato 5 років тому +8

      *plants berries*
      We’ll never see those pillagers again

    • @kretavocato
      @kretavocato 5 років тому +1

      It is your decision of course

    • @Gamer-qz4rs
      @Gamer-qz4rs 5 років тому

      rero rero rero rero

    • @meme-sama1901
      @meme-sama1901 5 років тому

      @@adrian_4417 i burn out villages after i loot.

  • @slimebind
    @slimebind 5 років тому +504

    *Plant vs pillager*
    Zombie: Finally Some Rest
    Oh boi why i have so many likes

    • @edgymcmuffin7032
      @edgymcmuffin7032 5 років тому +10

      Zomboss: Am I a joke to you?

    • @TaneyalAllen
      @TaneyalAllen 5 років тому +1

      Villagers (aka house owner i think): Am I a joke to you?

    • @YajairaAlopez
      @YajairaAlopez 5 років тому +2

      In pvz1 what was Dave gonna say when fighting zomboss

    • @dogeydoge5577
      @dogeydoge5577 5 років тому +1

      Everything you guys have just said: Am I a joke to you?

    • @yeniboki3660
      @yeniboki3660 5 років тому

      Dr.zomboss yyyyyaaaayyyyyyy

  • @VerchielxKanda
    @VerchielxKanda Місяць тому +1

    One wall I used when I had a village near a tower was wooden fence pieces. They were so mad and their crossbows were sticking through the fence, but they couldn't do anything. XD

  • @_okarawolf_
    @_okarawolf_ 5 років тому +1600

    10:28
    Trader: I AM SPEED.
    Also, rip Clementine.

  • @joda3615
    @joda3615 5 років тому +267

    12:56
    Grian: It's effective
    Also Grian: But it's not that effective
    *GENIUS*

  • @dafatunirn6339
    @dafatunirn6339 5 років тому +584

    Grian:use every dam thing like nature,magma blocks,etc
    Fence:am i. a joke to You

    • @paloet
      @paloet 5 років тому +17

      But if you use fences pillagers still can shoot

    • @eyemoisturizer
      @eyemoisturizer 5 років тому +28

      PaloPalito Loet stack the fences

    • @realwhitegxroblox
      @realwhitegxroblox 5 років тому +3

      Oh my fucking godw

    • @jamsya8
      @jamsya8 5 років тому +2

      PaloPalito Loet distance, distance

    • @kvvrt6869
      @kvvrt6869 5 років тому +7

      RiP Fence
      1.6 - 1.11
      We will Always Remember you

  • @dragonplus7354
    @dragonplus7354 3 роки тому +2

    10:46
    Nobody:
    Grian: *murders someone*
    Also Grian: *chuckles*

  • @aydenburris8631
    @aydenburris8631 4 роки тому +312

    "why not build a three block tall wall around the village?"
    Grian: "not enough content"

    • @theguy4541
      @theguy4541 4 роки тому +3

      That is what literally what i did

    • @Chessplayer5-z1m
      @Chessplayer5-z1m 4 роки тому

      He said wall so he technically did wall

    • @gentlebabarian
      @gentlebabarian 4 роки тому

      Has to do with line of sight, these are auto kill traps basicaly

  • @lorddj1306
    @lorddj1306 5 років тому +533

    Grian: **Puts Lava in the Middle of the Pressure Plate***
    Physics: Am I a Joke to You?

    • @ancapallliath
      @ancapallliath 5 років тому

      XDXDXD

    • @aomilee8211
      @aomilee8211 5 років тому

      *i dont get it*

    • @lorddj1306
      @lorddj1306 5 років тому +3

      Pressure Plates are Very Flat Right? What i mean is, why the Lava Doesn't flow out

    • @aomilee8211
      @aomilee8211 5 років тому

      @@lorddj1306 ok thanks

    • @jennifermoezzi1092
      @jennifermoezzi1092 5 років тому

      LordDjGaming13 or maybe add a fence...

  • @BlackJordanAirForce1
    @BlackJordanAirForce1 5 років тому +364

    Me: inhales in a 70 mile radius of a pillager tower
    Literally every spawned pillager in my vicinity: wait a hot minute buckaroo, you see buddy, that’s illegal

    • @matiasparipovic5863
      @matiasparipovic5863 5 років тому +5

      I am not liking...
      You have 69 likes.

    • @SrDerp-rj2ip
      @SrDerp-rj2ip 5 років тому +9

      ** Wanders too close to outpost **
      Pillagers: ArE yUO ChaLlegiNG uS1
      Me/other players with shields and at-least iron armor: We diagnose you all with dead.

  • @asyt116
    @asyt116 4 роки тому +8

    Grian: with this wall of hurt No raid can get thrue
    Evoker: am I a Joke to you

  • @kaloreskri7663
    @kaloreskri7663 5 років тому +297

    Nobody:
    Pillager: *Raids the village*
    Me: *Also raids the village*
    Villager: Am I a joke to you?

  • @valramcast_1706
    @valramcast_1706 5 років тому +1007

    Villager at 10:18 “I am inevitable”
    (Doges a thousand arrows)

    • @joshp8210
      @joshp8210 5 років тому +16

      Doge?? He like threw a doge or some thing???? I think it’s dodge not doge...

    • @whynotvulpix8357
      @whynotvulpix8357 5 років тому +21

      @@joshp8210 You want a cookie?

    • @joshp8210
      @joshp8210 5 років тому +5

      CelestialMist o h y e s

    • @simontobonnorena8667
      @simontobonnorena8667 5 років тому

      You mean dodge

    • @valramcast_1706
      @valramcast_1706 5 років тому +2

      Yes everyone I meant dodge xd

  • @DrDerpy-jq5tk
    @DrDerpy-jq5tk 4 роки тому +312

    9:35 Grian: "I spent a long time preparing this"
    Me: *noticing the wooden axe in Grian's inventory*
    (World edit is a Minecraft miracle)

    • @minekid4624
      @minekid4624 4 роки тому +13

      And 11:36

    • @ookjannesplanting1296
      @ookjannesplanting1296 4 роки тому +21

      A wood axe is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural

    • @coffeeravenclaw1435
      @coffeeravenclaw1435 4 роки тому +6

      S̶a̶m̶e̶-

    • @eposteman
      @eposteman 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah he he he... I play on bedrock :(... your'e lucky you don't have to do large-scale projects in creative ONLY >:(

    • @dcadeof_4984
      @dcadeof_4984 4 роки тому +3

      @@eposteman lol even u can do that in bedrock

  • @n2datasolutions443
    @n2datasolutions443 3 роки тому +9

    The best way I defend my village is a 3 block tall cobblestone wall with magma blocks on the outside. Works well tbh mobs like pillagers take a hit and drop loot (unlike lava or netherack on fire which i had before) and as for the ravages once all the other pillagers are dead I just equip my sword and mash dem up, (or you can use a trident with loyalty or a bow or something).

  • @aqua117
    @aqua117 4 роки тому +2258

    Wandering trader: you wanna see some real speed

    • @bruh-dv9mm
      @bruh-dv9mm 4 роки тому +53

      He's sonic and he will say gotta need speed

    • @AIReadManga
      @AIReadManga 4 роки тому +37

      Wandering trainers are scared when they see diamond swords then they will run fast.

    • @fannygamer6712
      @fannygamer6712 4 роки тому +12

      Even if wandering trader teleported at your world and gonna think players are aliens.

    • @jesusmireles4218
      @jesusmireles4218 4 роки тому +5

      Me when i saw it: YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SEED B!SH I WELL YOU SOME REAL SEED B!SHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @aydenhuff7872
      @aydenhuff7872 4 роки тому +1

      dark path wandering villager be like: I AM SPEED

  • @Hispanic_Spy
    @Hispanic_Spy 4 роки тому +130

    Whenever I find a village on a new survival world, I end up staying for my entire journey but I noticed that some villagers actually leave the village and go off on they’re own journey, quite literally, they randomly go into the forest and never come back (probably because they get stuck in trees and got killed by zombies, but I followed one villager and it ends up being they leave their village when no other jobs are available or when they glitch out and go straight for another village for jobs

    • @189Blake
      @189Blake 2 роки тому +24

      These villagers are so well programmed they can even migrate in search of jobs.

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 Рік тому +14

      ​@@189Blake when the job market in your home town sucks so you outsource to other villages instead

    • @lilytheangel.
      @lilytheangel. Рік тому +8

      for some reason I just imagine
      "alright Timmy, pack your bags. I'm jobless, we need to move."
      "but, papa.. we don't need to pay anything to live here!"
      "SHUT UP TIMMY, ITS FOR THE BREAD. IM LEAVING."

  • @issyb8346
    @issyb8346 5 років тому +801

    Me: **builds a huge wall thats covered in torches and adds an iron door**

    • @darrenblockersr
      @darrenblockersr 5 років тому +15

      How do they miss the pressure plates that opens the door ? I'm just now getting ****** with creepers and skeletons just showing up in my buildings

    • @elonna8146
      @elonna8146 5 років тому +1

      @@darrenblockersr Lmao,Frrrr!

    • @darrenblockersr
      @darrenblockersr 5 років тому +15

      Never mind I found you put a lever by the door

    • @ihateeliseliedl
      @ihateeliseliedl 5 років тому +18

      @@darrenblockersr button is better

    • @darrenblockersr
      @darrenblockersr 5 років тому +17

      @@ihateeliseliedl Thanks, i found out pressure plates will open for anything but a lever or button can't be used by monsters. I found with a button the door opens and shuts quick. I'm learning how to use pistons and red stone and use dirt, stone or other blocks for opening and shutting to hide, pretty cool. So I've been practicing for a couple of days now and learning more than just basics. Thanks for replying, good day

  • @AUserNobodyAskedFor
    @AUserNobodyAskedFor 3 місяці тому +1

    The wall has a VERY strong synergy with the other ones. You can use the wall to bottleneck enemy pillagers to your damaging defenses like the wall of hurt

  • @egel1139
    @egel1139 5 років тому +355

    Or you are just like Iskall.
    *And end up with 4 infinite raids at the same time...*

  • @kalyke8119
    @kalyke8119 5 років тому +432

    “Big square around your village”
    *Proceeds to build a rectangle*

    • @dandumb
      @dandumb 5 років тому +2

      WHAT A MADLAD

    • @SirBaconFace
      @SirBaconFace 5 років тому

      @@dandumb r/madlads

    • @ciberkid22
      @ciberkid22 5 років тому

      Rectangles are forbidden here

  • @Jcksn046
    @Jcksn046 4 роки тому +246

    Grian: builds many defences for villagers
    Also Grian: kills wandering trader and laughs

    • @jameshubbell2000
      @jameshubbell2000 4 роки тому +7

      I mean seriously, screw those guys. How often have you actually needed them?

    • @Akasakadan2356
      @Akasakadan2356 4 роки тому +4

      wandering traders are not villagers

    • @missyfloyd8430
      @missyfloyd8430 4 роки тому +1

      @@Akasakadan2356 then what are they?

    • @panda-gj2ml
      @panda-gj2ml 4 роки тому +1

      yeah they’re villagers

    • @Akasakadan2356
      @Akasakadan2356 4 роки тому +2

      @@missyfloyd8430 they have potions iron holems dont protect them they sound different they have llamas the cant open a door unlike the villagers they sell expensive stuff so i think there different

  • @yojitsharma9932
    @yojitsharma9932 4 роки тому +2

    Grian- Flyes and reaches quick
    Wandering trader- You wanna get fast? Then let's get fast.
    Grian- The hard way, it is.

  • @we4803
    @we4803 5 років тому +410

    Raid: exists
    Dirt wall: I'm gonna end this man's whole career

  • @geneticmutation382
    @geneticmutation382 5 років тому +342

    Grian: Makes a video talking about how to protect villagers
    Also Grian: *Kills wandering trader in cold blood*

    • @tylerboal2760
      @tylerboal2760 5 років тому

      ?

    • @5minutegameing104
      @5minutegameing104 5 років тому +1

      U know when a villager give 6 cooked fish for 6 fish and embralds
      Wandering villigar I can give you a shower trade

    • @kw8196
      @kw8196 5 років тому

      Same

  • @srseergi5271
    @srseergi5271 5 років тому +48

    Grian: _Builds 2 high dirt wall_
    Also Grian: "I see this as an absolute win!"

  • @ImQuietly
    @ImQuietly 2 роки тому +1

    Can we just respect that villager that dodged almost all those pillager shots in the trench part? 10:06