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- Опубліковано 23 лют 2020
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"I'm nervous. Not because of this. I have a big court date later today" is potentially the funniest thing I've heard.
I'm in a lot of trouble, please dont ask about it.
I YELLED
Meryl O'Mahony lame
7:45
Can u imagine how much these comments fuel juliens aries ego
Julien stealing all of Jenna's money just explains where Peach gets it from
Isabel Cutting I thought the same thing 😂😂
*surprised pikachu face*
😂
THEY BOTH OWE HER MONEY. 😂
@@ShadowSailor The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Isabel Cutting 😂😂😂
I feel Like Kermit is the friend that shows up un-moisturised
kermit doesnt show up
But he makes sure you're moisturized
He licks his skin dry. Never been moist
Not with lotions, but with spit and mucus!
Hes the friend that's sweaty and oily
Plot twist: Julen is stealing jennas money and blaming peach
Katherine Mruskovich Plot twist twist: he’s trying to take Jenna’s money so he can give it to Paesh so she can pay Jenna back
@@zerofox641 The scamming duo.
Peach took Jenna's money to be Julien's investor
Me: *ready to hear Julien pitch shark tank ideas*
Julien: “who do you think holds the record for hitting the most players in baseball?”
xxliveyourlife22xx the chaotic energy
haha "pitch"
5:48 shark tank starts
everyone towards the astros
“I’m six”
“.......”
“Can I have a ride home?”
Kai? have a ride home?
I'm literally crying! He killed me with that
That was *the* highlight of the podcast omg i laughed sooo hard
can we go to chuck-e-cheese
“I HunGy” 🥴💀💀💀
No one:
Jennas beanie under her headphones: 📈
Oh my fucking god GET OUT 😂
Oh my god 😂
I'm crying 😂
klfjhlkjdf STOOPPP
😂😂😂😭😭😭
shark tank is one of my favorite shows, this is one of my favorite podcasts. I love it when they collide
~when worlds collide~
Noah Pompa ~ u can run but u cant hide ~
“AirPods came out relatively recently” “Yeah when I was 5.... I’m 6. I’m hungwy.” 😭
high class improv
“How much are you asking for?”
“M-money??”
Catherine B my favourite from the last one was
“How much are you asking for”
“How much do you have?”
“No that’s not how this works”
asia thomas I just spit out my soda - that was so freaking funny 😂Thank you for reminding me! I’m definitely rewatching 1 and 2 after this.
nova_ray honestly, same 😄
“They don’t come with a charger..”
*glances around*
“I don’t know where they all went”
This sends me everytime
Jenna, Julien, I’m concerned as to why you haven’t let Bunny sit on the table yet. Is it because she still has all her teeth? Either way please correct this immediately
Kind regards
- #bunnyonthetable2020
#bunnyrightsmatter
#bunnytooscared
The table might be too tall... #BringBackTheDogStairsCostume
Bunny needs her own throne/chair in between JnJ.
stoooopppp, i laughed way too hard in my college's library at this. i love you
"I fell on my ear"
"I'm six"
I was literally crying along with Jenna lmao
That line above Julien's head makes it look like he's wearing one of those kid's propeller hats.
Which only fits even more with them bep bep vibes.
Lmao omg I can't unsee it now
YES! I saw it too!
this comment brought me so much joy
I was thinking this the whole time!
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA
“Everybody has that friend, that always comes to your house UNMOISTURIZED”
Me, a makeup artist: “YES!!!!!”
Zahra laine LMAOOO
I thought he was gonna say "uninvited" but he killed me with "unmoisturized"🤣
same...the dandruff kills
JK hahahhahah yes it made me FOLD
Tell me why no matter what I do I'm FLAKY
Julien's salesman audiobook: The Not-Subtle, Aries Art of Sellin' It to 'Em
Katy Stephens underrated comment.
"I do not want demonic energy in my oven"
Me when I found out I was pregnant again
Holy shit underrated comment. We used to call my friend's unborn baby demon semen, same vibe hahahha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 i a m d e a d
LMFAO I am crying
Kristin Sanders OH MY GOD HAHA
when jenna whipped out the word "demographic" and julien said "im gonna be real with you, i dont know what that word means" it reminds me so much of my husband.
slug girl how so? Lol
@@AmethystEyes my husband doesnt have a wide vocabulary and just the way julien said it sounded exactly the way my husband would say that.
slug girl oh!
Julien: "Jenna, do you like when your boyfriend cuffs you in the bedroom"
Jenna: "helLO"
Me: "HELLO"
Me: 👀👀👀
I didn't know she had a boyfriend? 🤔
@@sarahwaters5375 do you have a clue who it is? 🤔
yeah it’s julen
raven nikolas no they're just friends
not sure if anyone will see this, but i just got home from the hospital last night after overdosing on my antidepressants, trying to end my life. this is the first video i’m coming to watch after being home. the comfort jenna and julien give me has gotten me through my darkest moments. i am so grateful these videos are still up ❤️
I hope you're doing better a few months later since this was posted 💛 I'm glad you're alive, hang in there!
i considered doing this last weekend. but i didn’t. and all i’ve been doing since is rewatching these. we’re both gonna be okay and bless j&j
So glad y'all are still here. 💜 Even if we don't get new j&j, I am grateful they left us these comfort content campfires for hard times.
Jenna: “I like you”
Julien:....”what’re you doing later”
Hahah I love them
When julien said: when I was 5, yeah. and uh i'm 6
I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY WATER
I had to stop the video and go pee before it would've ended in my pants. Julien is just...unbelievable.
Larissa Vink I was eating and almost choked
And just jenna scream laughing made it 10 times funnier. i can’t
I literally typed out almost the same comment before seeing yours 😂 love that we all had the same experience
*Alternative title:* Julien Solomita and his split personalities bullshitting their way through a very chaotic pitch meeting for 52 minutes and 30 seconds straight.
I just almost choked on my soup when he said “and no one will call the cops because it’s so loud they will hide”
"hello my name is salesman"
*pauses for laughter*
*no laughter*
"hello my name is salesman"
lmfaoooooo
when the podcast hits
podcast be like
it really do be hittin doe
That’s what we do it to ’em
I read this in his voice
Nnnnnnnnnddink dink dink dink
That blender alarm should've made an ' *EH PE PE PE PE* ' sound lol
Siddharth Prabhu lmaooooooooo
Omg genious 😍Would definatly buy it
And the "bake buddy".
I LITERALLY looked up "Jenna and Julien ringtones" a couple of nights ago and almost did exactly this.
Julien: "Do u want one for personal use?"
Jenna: "ya I'll try it"
julien: *turns to camera and smirks with eyes wide*
I laughed so hard when I saw that!!😂😂
A moment that could be plucked straight outta the office *mwah* _chef's kiss_
wait sorry do u have a timestamp?
@@thisphoneisbusted Found it! 35:43
@@thisphoneisbusted oh sorry haha!!
@@mynameisbeech thx lol
I love that Jenna thinks she can fool us that she grew 7 inches last year, when in fact it just a beanie perched jauntily atop her head. A valiant effort, but I see through the deception, Ms. Marbles.
"Well, turns out, our team of researchgh"
- Julien Solomita, 2020
edit: came back to this comment after like a year and forgot what the time stamp was so i rewatched the video in case any of y'all need it 13:05
“In the science way”
julien: “why would a home invasion trigger it?”
jenna: “because, your HEART RATE is ELEVATED.”
this is honestly the type of humor i needed on an icky monday.
Julien whispering: “does something else elevate it...?” destroyed me
I legit couldn't tell if he was being serious
“Everyone has that friend that shows up to your house unmoisturized” it’s me I’m that friend
Sameee
i like ur pfp 😼
nina thank you I put my heart and soul into it 😌✨
The deaf in one ear 6 year old, with a team of researcher ... s. 😂
hugh
Gale B. HuGh
Julian just called out his ashy friends straight out of the gate.
I felt so attacked
thought he was gonna say “uninvited” but no UNMOISTURIZED
“It hurts a little, but it’s okay.”
I can imagine children coming out of Good Clean Fun and immediately getting shot with the Moisturizer Gun. Get those two together! 🦈🎽
*lotion blaster 3 million
Why did Jenna keep calling Orangegreen "Julien"? Rude. 😂
Strasha the disRESPECT
Orengegren
Hughg fell on his ear and hacked a pair of AirPods, he's six today. Let us all wish him a Happy Birthday.
“They looked into it in the _science way_ and it shouldn’t be loud” ~ Hugh 2020 ( you pronounce the g)
Omg when he said this I died laughing. My neighbours must have thought I was a weirdo
The fact that many people watch the J&J podcast with just the sound makes me sad because the visuals add so much to it. The dogs, the movements, everything. You’re missing out if you only listen to this masterpiece of a podcast.
Alyssa Faith I used to just listen to the audio on Spotify. Finally watched the podcast one day and the visuals really do add so much, so now I just watch the podcast. The iggies sleeping on Jenna, Marbles being cute af on the table, Jenna and Julien's general reactions...all we're missing is Bunny.
The first pitch when he just said "YOU WANTTT?" had me dyinggg
John Cena highlights except it's John Scene-a who is a scene kid getting hair highlights for the first time
Cece L underrated comment
I hate this 😂😂😂
Ahhh! 😂
I’m crying laughing at school rn
Omg 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 that's too funny LOL
Jenna just gave constructive criticism to a product called “icuffmedaddy” 😂😂😂
And the ketchup gloves
"So you just need to be ready to speak a little Spanish in a home invasion or while you're working out" is this podcast in a nutshell
warning: do NOT and i mean DO NOT drink any liquids during watching/listening to this episode of the podcast I SPAT OUT ALL OF MY WATER WHEN LAUGHING
dionysus it could be worse i was drinking hot tea
the same thing happened to me i tried to take one drink of water and julien said something really funny
loool you guys
Had me actually crying
I want to see them give each other PowerPoint presentations on random stuff 😂
That is a GREAT idea!
I want them to do it Impractical Jokers style and make incoherent PowerPoints for each other and they have to try to give a presentation on the fly that makes sense
this is such a good idea omg
Fairbairn Films do this a lot and it's hilarious.
Julien “I’m Six” Solomita
Margaret Fogarty Let’s be real, that was the most honest thing he said. This boy has big six energy.
And he has a toolbox
@@maggiequinncloud he can be 2, 6, 27, or 59 somehow
@@emmabell529 That’s truest thing I’ve ever heard. Sometimes he exudes Dad Energy, sometimes he’s like a brother, and sometimes he’s your annoying but lovable younger sibling.
@@maggiequinncloud EXACTLY LMAO
When they were crying laughing and Julien under his breath said “I’m 6” again made me die 😂😂😂
I just googled Juliens height, and got this:
"Julien Solomita is a blue-eyed, brown-haired UA-camr. He is blessed with charming looks and a decent physique."
Google saying you have a decent physique is like being called 2008 hot.
julien: it's an adblocker but for sponsored posts
me: hits that mfing like button
bodyandsoul actually tho would get that 😂
Petition for julien to hold bunny in his lap like jenna does with the iggies
Signed!
He has. It was awkward
jenna a year ago: one chokers
jenna now: two chokers
jenna in 30 years: does she have a neck?
lol love y'all
Abbie 😂😂😂😂😂 omg 💀
her entire body is covered in chokers head to toe- wait oh my god that’s a video idea for her
That cloud over julien’s head looks like he’s wearing one of those propeller hats
"But it's fine. Because now you're moist... urized..."
A girl named Tessa Lyman on another podcast made the suggestion of you guys playing conspiracy theory roulette! You guys are the masters of roulette games but if there’s a way to do conspiracy theory roulette, it would be LIIITT FAM ❤️❤️
Yesss
How do u play??
i can’t believe hughg is 8 now. time flies
Heuguh is 9 now :')
I’m rewatching these just to see Jenna happy, missing her content after a really hard therapy session- I used to watch her when I still lived in my abusive home and her content always made me smile and feel like life could continue- I’m respecting of her absence currently and my only wish for her as a creator and out of respect for as a human being- is that she’s happy. My wants for content don’t mean she owes me anything and I hope she feels supported and respected by all of us yanno :’) oh and I also love Julien and have watched all his videos recently and yeah :’) blessed humans
Jenna: they came out relatively recently
Julien: yeah, when I was five
I M S I x
Jenna: *squeeeek*
She highkey sounded like Kermit crying
Alyssa Stephens like mother like cermet son
haven’t even watched it yet and i already know this is about to be so chaotic
“Why are so many of these pitches just you stealing my money?” So THATS where peach learned it from
"don't take him out of the oven, that is his home"
Julien actually needs to go on Shark Tank, he is so good at selling these ridiculous ideas
dude i want a cool shark to watch this like lori and then she can either invite julie on or join their pod as a guest
The one thumbs down is from someone who couldn't handle the word MOIST
Rhett & Link just joint this conversation. Moist Burger
-turized
jenna: *sobbing with a smile on her face* hügh: do you invest?
"French fries are a mess. And if you use your fork, you're an insane person"
*Canada has left the chat*
they never had poutine!
Petition: If Jenna and Julien ever have a child, they should name it Hugh (pronounced hueg)
when she called him Huge 😂 that's when I started cry-laughing
Or they could call him Hugues, the french version of Hugh!
Also im going to be using "they've looked into it in the sCiEnCe wAy" in every argument from now on, thanks
Jenna's mortified reaction to the cuffs 😂 that tells me this idea came from experience lol
I have to say, it's impossible to be miserably sad when watching y'all. Dad's Alzheimer's is getting so bad, and we can't affor a nursing home, mom called me sobbing.... but I got to Hugh the 6 year old, and stopped crying. Instead I was cry-laughing. Almost scream-laughing, but not quite. Thanks, guys.
I’m sorry your family is going though a difficult situation! I’m glad you were able to find a little happiness and distraction for a little while.
@@huntercrosby8882 Thank you for that.
Hey, just wanted to say that I know how incredibly awful that disease is. My grandmother has it right now and we are fortunate enough to be able to afford that care for her. But I remember what it was like before we got to that point. I hope you have at least as many good days as there are bad ones, and hopefully more than that.
Claude has a court date later because he lotion blasted someone so hard they went outta orbit.
worldbuilding
Clau*
do i see... a loona joke? fellow orbit?🥴
@@fuschiavenom3455 chuu made me do it
Mars roswell i had this exact thought
When you dink dink dink your way to the podcast from whatever else you were doing
😂😂
MEEE
I just dink dinked myself from another jnj podcast
I just dink dink dinked over here as soon as I got off work
I dink dinked here while sitting in the doctors office waiting room.
Rewatching a bunch of podcasts, and I just wanted to say: Jenna, I hope you are doing good during this time. Don't forget we are so many who love you, and hope you will come back in the future, having fun and making crazy stuff for the dogs
Watching this in the break room and FIGHTING to keep a straight face because I don't know how I'd explain a single one of these pitches to a coworker if they asked what I'm watching
Me: *makes a loud noise*
Marbles: *moves*
Also me: stops moving, then
realises that he can not hear me
Idak07 how high are you?
Lailah Bustanji high, how are you
Lailah Bustanji 5’4
WE’RE ONLY ONE PITCH IN AND IM ALREADY CRYING JULEN WTF
If my relationship ain’t as goofy and hysterical as theirs, I don’t want it💀
i took a sip of my drink as soon as he said "when i was really young i fell on my ear" and i swear to god. i almost painted my walls with coke zero
lmao jenna got so red at the "icuffmedaddy" product
Well now we know mom and dad have handcuffs.
the pure relaxation of the dogs in this podcast gives me a small but very credible amount of peace in life
Jenna's scream laugh is music to my soul.
Julien: ARE YOU READY!?!? *Airiesing*
Jenna: Don't... Do that.. *Virgo Energy*
please never discontinue the shark tank podcasts, I laugh so hard everytime
God, I love Julien’s brain. Pure creative chaos at a frenetic pace 😂😂
Frenetic...you mean frantic?
Miss B Frenetic means fast and energetic in a rather wild and uncontrolled way. 😉 Frantic usually means the person is distraught and agitated. This is the one thing an English Lit degree is good for. 😂
@@Avallia1 did not know that! Thanks
"iM sIX"
Dead silence 15:32
The music turned off perfectly 💀
ok so idk if they read the comments BUT there's this show called 24 hours in the past from the bbc one that's basically people living like they did in the victorian era and I really want Jenna to know about it bc she really likes those survival type of shows and I think she would enjoy it 🙊
Oooh! I want to see Jenna DO it!!! For a video!!! 😍😍😍
@@taylorjade6918 that would be so fun!!
I can’t wait to hear all this bullshit lmao
Keira Williams uh oh looks like a new reaction meme
RIP j&j podcast. You have provided me with serotonin for years and I'll rewatch and listen until the day that I die.
I really just can't express the kind of pure joy and laughter that these podcasts bring me. y'all got me CACKLING
I wonder if my neighbours think I'm losing it because I watch these before bed and cackle my ass off
Julien “I’m taller than that”
dad, we know you’re only 5’5”. It’s okay. We still love you
Nah nah nah, that man is a 4'9 short king. That chair is hiked *all the way up*
JoJo Siwa is taller than him
I really needed this I woke up full of anxiety and depressed this morning but Juliens Shark Tank ideas always make life better
Irm Niko when you’re convinced you won’t be able to do anything but watch UA-cam in bed all day but Jenna and Julien post and suddenly you’re listening to the podcast while getting your shit together 👌
i really hope your day goes wonderfully tomorrow!:(
@@prisonmike6707 why tomorrow? Why not today as well?
@@Thenoobestgirl highly viable as well:)
Irm Niko I hope you feel better!! Dink fam is always here for you!!
"I was very young ...I fell on my ear" ...idk why but that nearly killed me lmao
Can we just give Julien props for having the self-esteem to be an entrepreneur for 52 minutes straight? That boy doesn’t know self-doubt 🙌
I love how Jenna's beanie is sticking up like a shark fin 🐬.
Was that planned?
Roanna Burkhart land shark!
@@rlorose 🤣😂🤣
The fact that julien's watch is on the inside of his wrist makes me uncomfortable but you know he had to do it to em
Gotta do et to em beebee
He's an aries so it's actually for safety and efficiency 🤓
I didn’t notice this until reading your comment and now I am so uncomfortable 😭
Julien: im hungwy
Jenna, in literal tears: *screams*
The Lotion Boaster 3 Million™
I NEED IT. My boyfriend refuses to put on lotion but sometimes his elbow be looking like elephant skin. IMA BLAST HIM
"they looked into it... in the science way"
I was so excited to see this podcast drop that I almost dropped my Umbrella Water ™️
Damn 😂 love that
Jenna crying and wheezing from laughter truly makes this a billion times better lol
I put this on to fall asleep, you have no idea the weird dreams i was having.
Especially about this guy Hugh pronounced with a G.
I must only watch/listen to this in future when I'm wide awake