A “full-on Monet” is from the movie Clueless!! Cher calls Amber one. “She's a full-on Monet. It's like a painting, see. From far away it's okay, but up close it's a big ol' mess!”
One time my mom asked me why I didn't like a boy and I said "Idk, he's just kind of thirsty" and my mom said "ohhh, he's an alcoholic" Me and my brothers died laughing.
im pretty sure its also a thing in the US bc i, along with many others i know often say “no thats okay” or “no thats alright” in place of “no thankyou” it really just depends on the tone ...
Yes indeed, but I feel I use it more casually. If it's a stranger I'd say "no thanks/thank you" but around my friends, family, and well known co-workers I tend to flip to a "no that's ok/fine/all right".
"GET CUCKED! What does it mean to GET CUCKED?" Jenna: *Julien, I swear to god.* LOL! I love how he rolls with that one right off the bat. Subtlety & censorship scale: *ZERO*
I seen jennas Instagram story earlier and thought “imagine dating someone that got along with your mom or dad as great and hilariously as Debbie and julien” I would love something like that.
It takes time to find but it’s so great! My ex’s mom and I hated each other. My current boyfriend’s mom and I get along great and it’s amazing! I’m so glad I’ve got a future mother in law that loves me and I love her.
I really like your podcast setup. So many youtuber sit too far apart with a million cameras pointing in different directions, it's just too much. Instead I like your style, it's smooth and easy to focus on
Podcast idea: Julien makes up his own urban dictionary words and Jenna guesses the meanings update: EEK I’m so excited it got this many likes I hope they see 👉👈🥺
Damn if Jenna ever comes back, that should be a video. Or maybe Julien can do it on his channel, but I think it would be amazing to see Jenna's reaction to that!
i'm at a really though point in my life right now, and i listen to j&j podcast to relax and take my mind off things. i've been listening all day today. the last shark tank episode made me laugh for the first time in what felt like forever. i was really hoping a new episode would come today because i really need it. thanks for being there jenna and julien. your company makes life easier.
You should recreate tik toks with the machine sometime Edit: Like could you imagine Jenna yelling IT WAS A CHOICE and Debbie yelling back WHERES MY CHOICE and julien spilling the wine
Debby: guess I raised the dog the same way [as Jenna] Julien: No,......you’re doing a good job. They grow up so fast... Jenna: **looks at Julien** Julien: **looks at jenna** **they both chuckle under their breath** The Debby machine: **completely oblivious to them and what Julien said** Friendship goals is blatantly roasting your friend in front of their mom without the mom even noticing
I think it's to inform new listeners who she is. It feels welcoming for new people and not just close it off to only returning listeners who know who she is. Just my opinion.
I was rewatching the podcast with Debbie from a while back and was just thinking that you should have Debbie back on and boom. Debbie is back. HELL YEAH
we _geeeet_ it, your profile picture is of you on front of _greeeeen_ things because i heard that's what it's like in greeen Oregon with your free public transport and front lawn chicken coops
@@esthermigo3009 lol public transport is only free on holidays at certain times but it's pretty available and low cost in most cities nowdays unless you live in the country which is a lot of them BUT I grew up inoregon and I live in Portland right now ad even in the "big city" people have front yard chicken coops lmao
MariaIsTotallyRad honestly? i had no idea about any possible accuracy omg i was just spitballing i'm from germany and have no idea how life is at yours buuut it sounds generally lovely ngl
@@esthermigo3009 it's funny though bc the license plate thing is so true though we say all the time "man that person in that car is an sshole oh wait they have California plates no wonder" and anywhere anyone can get away with having farm animals they will lol one of my neighbors has small goats in their front yard as well as a chicken coop and they are so cute
I said "I'm dankrupt" to my best friend and she never replied. Either she has no idea what it means or she thinks it's so stupid that I don't deserve friendship lol
I had an immediate family member pass recently and havent been able to sleep or be alone. Your podcasts have been the moments of distraction and laughs that I've needed to sleep. Thank you. Dink Dink💕
I knew the "Full-On Monet" from the movie "Clueless" lol in the movie, Cher says this chick is a "Full-On Monet" and she says "It's like a painting...far away it's ok...but up close it's a big ole' mess!"...funny part...but yes...very mean...but I've used that term when drunk in a bar and I said that I realized a guy was a Monet when the club lights came on at the end of the night...*spanks self* bad me
I got so used to listening to these podcasts before I fall asleep that I just keep rotaring them over and over now. Some epoizodes I've probably heard like five times now
Stranger at the park: awe can I give your dog a treat?
Debbie Machine: deadass?
Lmfao I'm cryinf
Stranger at the park band name I called it
Debbie Machine: *uwus at dog*
@@Moleatmyass God and Jesus love you
please I can't fuckin do this
Really cool of Jenna’s mom to let Julien come hangout after school
Grace Fusco they’re such good friends, best friends even
QVXO I wouldn’t go that far, but they are quite close friends.
@Jillian Of Jillianlimecakeaya no they're just friends
@Jillian Of Jillianlimecakeaya r/woosh
Jillian Of Jillianlimecakeaya get out
Why is Debbie like the perfect combination of both Jenna and Julien
i was about to comment the EXACT same thing :D she's perfect
Deadass
Do you guys know what Debbie’s horoscope is? It would be so funny if she’s an Aries.
@@emmahuynh348 she is a capricorn :(
@@taffyvago she has the dry humor, I'm not surprised
Title: “Urban Dictionary-“
Me: hell yeh.
Title: “- with Jenna’s Mom”
Me: OOOOOOOOOHHHH HELLLLL YEAHHHHH!!!
idea: Jenna compiling a list of fake and real sponsor segues and have Julien guess which ones he's actually done
it' been done by them
@@aristogatos1o1 What podcast episode is that?
Nat C 🥺🤲🏻 which?
@@boss-yi5bo @IdaidaKristensen Well not exactly the same thing but arguably better: ua-cam.com/video/3u0aJVznto0/v-deo.html
THIS
"Mooooom, do you maybe wanna stretch a little before you REACH THAT FAR?!"
I came here for the Debbie machine. Such a bad ass.
Deadass
Debbie machine = fastest click on a video for sure 👍
deadass
Cut the camera
Deadass
Deadass
"shes sticking her tongue out at me"
- "i'm being kermit" lmfao
“Moooom you do maybe wanna stretch a little before you reach that far?” Made me screech. Also when they devolved into just quoting tik toks
Chloe Lang *WHerE’S mY cHOicE?!*
A “full-on Monet” is from the movie Clueless!! Cher calls Amber one.
“She's a full-on Monet. It's like a painting, see. From far away it's okay, but up close it's a big ol' mess!”
Brandi Nichole I was shocked that Jenna didn’t know that one! lol
Yessss I love that movie
Brandi Nichole haha i was like how did they not know thay
Brandi Nichole I thought I was losing my mind when noone got this reference 😆
I wondered why it sounded familiar!
Jenna unfazed by marbles licking her arm for a solid 10 minutes is a mood
Marbles gets his numbness to life trate from her
My Chihuahua does that. I just zone out
She gave Marbles a bath so now he returns the favor
@@madnesscreates OWW
now i can't stop watching him lick!
One time my mom asked me why I didn't like a boy and I said "Idk, he's just kind of thirsty" and my mom said "ohhh, he's an alcoholic" Me and my brothers died laughing.
Stephanie Angelbuer this is why I don’t use slang around my mom 💀 lmaoo
My mom said Netflix and Chill without knowing what it meant-
😂😂😂 I mean that is a very logical line of thought! Points to your mom for cleverness
Noooooooo lmfaooooooooo
Debbie: “in the OLDEN days”
J&J: *simultaneously look at the camera*
*loud inhale* you made me realize why its called "J&J memes"
Time stamp??
@@sarahyaps 39:38
sorry 39:28
The Office style
Dinkrupt: when you're out of Jenna Julien Podcasts to watch.
Laura Maechling lololol
Meeeee lmaooo, i listen to them to fall asleep and now theres no more🥴😳🤧
It's called rewatching dinkfam
Jillian Yancey I’m on round 2 going through every single episode idk what I’m gonna do when I finish for the second time 😭😬
lmao I don't have the patience for that, that would take like 9 and a half days total
“When the police get here I’m gonna ask them what a trellis is” - Julien 2020
I never realized how much Debbie and Jenna sound alike
Wintersvfx me either. I was dying my hair and listening and I kept losing track of who was talking for a second lol
and look alike lol, exact same hair color
Deadass
it's almost like they share genes or something
@@kjcorder who you fighting?
Julien: “that’s like you going to a hot dog eating contest, only eating one hot dog slowly and then just leaving”
I CRIED
I cried too it was really hurtful ;(
Number 9 you know you had to do it to ‘em
His analogies are too fire
I want to be best friends with that person, they seem chill as heck and like they dgaf
STRIVE you’re def not wrong like that’s the kind of indifferent I aspire to be😂😂
So excited to be this early after watching Jenna's IG story, Julien and the DebbieMachine are a hilarious combination
Ashley Yes I was hoping someone else had seen. Wasn’t it nice how Jenna took her two children out for dinner 😂
@@zerofox641 I lost it when Julien unzipped his fanny pack and got a spoonful of ice cream
It was lovely
@@Ashley-vg8fv omg the fanny pack ice cream killed me
I literally download the videos cause they brought me so much joy
julien reassuring debbie just like he does with Jenna is the sweetest thing he’s such a good person
"that's okay" is a very common way of saying no thank you in Australia. We get you Debbie Machine.
Same in the uk! “No that’s okay” means no thank you
im pretty sure its also a thing in the US bc i, along with many others i know often say “no thats okay” or “no thats alright” in place of “no thankyou” it really just depends on the tone ...
Yes indeed, but I feel I use it more casually. If it's a stranger I'd say "no thanks/thank you" but around my friends, family, and well known co-workers I tend to flip to a "no that's ok/fine/all right".
It's very much a US thing
The US as well, almost exclusively that’s a polite way to decline
Debbie, the actual person who gets the sponsors: can't sit still during the sponosor read
Podcast shirt idea
"No thank you, but that would be ok"
Dink Fam deadass, such a good band name
Dink Fam yeah they'd have to full send it though.
julien and debbie's chaotic energies battling for 1hr straight
Accurate 😂
I wanna know her sign😂
I lol’d at Debbie “I’m a terrible dog mom, I mean.. she bites”
AM Frederick i felt so sad when she was beating herself up 😪😪😪😪
"smh my head"
- Julien Headass Solomita
"GET CUCKED! What does it mean to GET CUCKED?"
Jenna: *Julien, I swear to god.*
LOL! I love how he rolls with that one right off the bat. Subtlety & censorship scale: *ZERO*
Julien comforting jennas mom about being a good dog mom is so cute like......i hope one day my bf and mom and get along so well
It's all fun and games until they start to gang up on you or ignore you while they talkin bout shit you don't know
This is especially funny after watching jenna's recent Insta story of debbie and julien playing with a plastic bag at a restaurant
when he put his ice cream in his fanny pack 😂
My family at the dinner table: ”Amen.”
These three at the dinner table: ”Thank you sponsors.”
Debbie checking out at target: You saved .50 today
Debbie: dead ass
OMGGGGGG PLEASE NOOOOOO SJKSJSKSJKSKS
I seen jennas Instagram story earlier and thought “imagine dating someone that got along with your mom or dad as great and hilariously as Debbie and julien” I would love something like that.
Right? Sometimes Julien says something that feels like it’s gonna be too far but she just gives it right back. They’re so funny.
I saw that. They’re so chaotic together poor jenna 🤣🤣🤣
It takes time to find but it’s so great! My ex’s mom and I hated each other. My current boyfriend’s mom and I get along great and it’s amazing! I’m so glad I’ve got a future mother in law that loves me and I love her.
I really like your podcast setup. So many youtuber sit too far apart with a million cameras pointing in different directions, it's just too much.
Instead I like your style, it's smooth and easy to focus on
tigerbelly anyone??
Podcast idea: Julien makes up his own urban dictionary words and Jenna guesses the meanings
update: EEK I’m so excited it got this many likes I hope they see 👉👈🥺
Grace Merritt yesss
Grace Merritt YES
Grace Merritt FUCK YEAH
Julen Dictionary
Deadass
Julien: “drip is an adjective, right?”
Jenna: “yeah”
**both proceed to use it in a sentence as a noun**
29:16
Jess Steele Except that it’s actually a verb.
Josie Wallace it’s actually both. “Don’t let that drip on the floor.” “Where did that drip land?”
Josie Wallace In this context, it’s a noun
Turn the Debbie machine into an e girl or give her a Claire’s makeover
Turn her into an egirl only using Claire’s makeup
Damn if Jenna ever comes back, that should be a video. Or maybe Julien can do it on his channel, but I think it would be amazing to see Jenna's reaction to that!
you don't have to say "jennas mom". we know her name is *debbie machine*
They are always so extra when Jenna's mom is around. Lol.
I love it.
I can't believe Jenna didn't get that "full on Monet" clueless reference!!
I just at here going "IT"S FROM CLUELESS! IT"S CLUELESS!"
she's probably exhausted from dealing with julen and the debbie machine
13:32 The biggest JULIEN-UHHHHHHHH we've seen in a few years YES!!
enters hotdog eating contest, eats one hotdog slowly then leaves *because its free*
Oof me
I screamed at “a full Monet” and when Jenna said “this is a segue, this is a segue” it made me cackle
FUN FACT! “Cya” is how Hungarians say hello and goodbye. Spelled Szia , pronounced cya. So Julien did indeed say hi
Deadass?
i'm at a really though point in my life right now, and i listen to j&j podcast to relax and take my mind off things. i've been listening all day today. the last shark tank episode made me laugh for the first time in what felt like forever. i was really hoping a new episode would come today because i really need it. thanks for being there jenna and julien. your company makes life easier.
Hope you feel better soon 💖
❤️❤️
💪💜💜💜💜
Hope things turn around for you soon, you can do it!! 💛💜
I hope you're having a better moment. You are not alone. ❤
"I'm nevuary coming on this podcast again..."
Debbie was deadass
when debbie said “that’s why i’m day drinking” julien and i said “shit........ damn” literally the same way at the same time
Jenna always gets 50x saltier when her mom is involved in a video😂
I love it when Debbie joins the podcast, because Jenna turns into a teenager _immediately_.
Captain Pancakes omg i was just thinking this
A bratty teenager. It’s weird to see her like that. Lol!
"I'm allowed to shout, it's my podcast."
Her 6 y/o self is so pleased rn
jennas annoyed facial expressions throughout the whole stream give me life, its like julien and the machine are her children lmfao
You should recreate tik toks with the machine sometime
Edit: Like could you imagine Jenna yelling IT WAS A CHOICE and Debbie yelling back WHERES MY CHOICE and julien spilling the wine
Debby: guess I raised the dog the same way [as Jenna]
Julien: No,......you’re doing a good job. They grow up so fast...
Jenna: **looks at Julien**
Julien: **looks at jenna**
**they both chuckle under their breath**
The Debby machine: **completely oblivious to them and what Julien said**
Friendship goals is blatantly roasting your friend in front of their mom without the mom even noticing
I don't get it
Kiara Prabhu hes implying that jenna is a bad dog mom
@@kiaraprabhu7080 he is implying that her mom did a bad job raising Jenna lol
Alena16 20 time stamp??
@@sarahyaps 10:55
"Jenna julien and debbie bully eachother for 50 mins"
26:28 😂
Debbie machine: uwu.... uwú! ..
Jenna and Julien: *both deadpan turn and face the camera*
"no thank you, but that would be okay"
I swear to God, Jenna can see Julien’s segways coming a mile away
I'm so glad that Debbie supports Jenna and Julien's friendship :)
It feels weird to me that this is titled “Jenna’s mom” and not “Debbie”
Or the Debbie machine :’)
They usually say jennas mom I’m the title tho
I think it's to inform new listeners who she is. It feels welcoming for new people and not just close it off to only returning listeners who know who she is. Just my opinion.
Bec P i get that lol but just for me when I look at her I think Debbie not Jenna’s mom lol
@@leahreid7801 totally agree!!
"I was born with an agenda." - Jenna "I'm a Virgooooo" "Marbles" Mourey 2020
The “we get it” segment was so funny to me because I’m from Seattle 😂
Julie: “Whats a tall boy?”
Debbie: “Oh, I have one of those in my family.”
😂
I don't know why but the machine has such tina from bob's burger vibes but way more awesome.
*Imagine living in a world without a duo like Debby and Julien, smh*
No no no! You put those words back in yo face
After the roughest weekend ever, seeing the Debbie Machine has just lit my soul back up again 😊
Hope you're doing better 🌼🌟
@@lorainebueno1962 yeah better today, thank you so much for checking in!
Damn girl, hope that your week goes better 🙌☺️
Hope things get brighter for you! ❤️
17:36 I LITERALLY CACKLED AT DEBBIE SAYING THATS WHY IM DAY DRINKING 🤣🤣🤣 JENNA AND JULENS REACTION MURDEREDDDD MEEEE 🤣🤣🤣
i love how Debbie and Julien are having the best time and Jenna is just so done the whole time
"A full on Monet" is from Clueless, and I am in actual shock that Jenna didn't recognize it.
YES!!! Thank you! I kept saying the same thing.
Yup!
Clueless, a true classic 👌
I know! I was like I remember the exact scene it was too.
After a truly rough weekend, I needed this so badly
💜💜💜
Julien's, Jenna's and Debbie's laugh are my favorite laughs to listen to, and I'm all here for it
I adore when Debbie Machine visits. She’s hilarious. I can’t belie Jenna isn’t laughing profusely at everything her mom says. She is dead ass funny.
I love how Jenna doesn't like her mom singing when she does the exact same thing. LOL. I'm not hating btw. I find it actually really funny
Debbie Machine is back hell yeaah !!!!
I was rewatching the podcast with Debbie from a while back and was just thinking that you should have Debbie back on and boom. Debbie is back. HELL YEAH
Taylor Simpson when the psychic and supernatural intuition hits
Diiiiiiiiiiink she has wine in her cup omg the Debbie machine is WILD
Sha Wilson It was a choice
Julien is king of thirst traps and he doesn't even need to take his shirt off
Edit: I've reconsidered and maybe i'm just thirsty.
isyoursheepwireless no no you’ve got a point
22:05 the moment when Jenna closes her eyes because she realises its a segway 😂
As a native Oregonian, Jenna and Julien’s description is spot on 😂
we _geeeet_ it, your profile picture is of you on front of _greeeeen_ things because i heard that's what it's like in greeen Oregon with your free public transport and front lawn chicken coops
@@esthermigo3009 lol public transport is only free on holidays at certain times but it's pretty available and low cost in most cities nowdays unless you live in the country which is a lot of them BUT I grew up inoregon and I live in Portland right now ad even in the "big city" people have front yard chicken coops lmao
MariaIsTotallyRad honestly? i had no idea about any possible accuracy omg i was just spitballing
i'm from germany and have no idea how life is at yours buuut it sounds generally lovely ngl
@@esthermigo3009 it's funny though bc the license plate thing is so true though we say all the time "man that person in that car is an sshole oh wait they have California plates no wonder" and anywhere anyone can get away with having farm animals they will lol one of my neighbors has small goats in their front yard as well as a chicken coop and they are so cute
@@esthermigo3009 I've never lived in another state or really traveled anywhere but I like Oregon a lot
I can't not hear the "ooooh, grace. Oh no, oH nO" when things are going wrong lol thx guys
Hum Drum my name is grace and this whole podcast is triggering!!! 😂
DEBBIE MACHINE IN DA HOUSE
Jenna literally is her mom. They are so much a like. Voice and everything. 😂
When Debbie is doing the alligator arms, it reminded me of Marbles swimming.
coming home to a podcast with the Debbie Machine that’s 50 minutes long is exactly what I needed on this mediocre Monday.
Monday's suck a little less because of J&J and the Debbie Machine is always a treat 💜
Jenna's "Juliennnnnnah" when he said the cuck phrase was hilarious!
debbie saying UwU in different voices makes my heart uwu honestly
Jenna leaning in and saying to Debbie machine “this is a segue” under her breath as Julien tricked Debbie into it was seriously so funny to me.😂
I said "I'm dankrupt" to my best friend and she never replied. Either she has no idea what it means or she thinks it's so stupid that I don't deserve friendship lol
Shelby Schwartz lolllll
"these are what our brains are like rn," "now you know why I'm day drinking." lmfao
Jenna: "respect the drip"
Me: respect the drip karen
debbie is a gem of a human being, she is unlike anyone else and just a gift to this world
I had an immediate family member pass recently and havent been able to sleep or be alone. Your podcasts have been the moments of distraction and laughs that I've needed to sleep. Thank you. Dink Dink💕
Honestly embarrassed by how early I am
Katharine Beddoe why be embarrassed. WE ARE THE ELITE
Same
Early squad be cool dinks tho!!!
I only feel bad that I’m early coz it’s 2am where I am 😅
We are the ELITE DINK DINK SQUAD. 💞💞💞
Jenna’s mom being nicknamed the DebbieMachine is my favorite thing hahah
lmaoo she's thinking of VSOP on the brandy bottle I got you Debbie
Yes!! I was about to post that too lol
I knew the "Full-On Monet" from the movie "Clueless" lol in the movie, Cher says this chick is a "Full-On Monet" and she says "It's like a painting...far away it's ok...but up close it's a big ole' mess!"...funny part...but yes...very mean...but I've used that term when drunk in a bar and I said that I realized a guy was a Monet when the club lights came on at the end of the night...*spanks self* bad me
debbie is so chaotic like i sometimes i don’t know when she’s joking or when she’s being serious and that scares me
The part about Gilbi putting herself to bed, my dog Buster does that. Also he's a long-legged dachshund and makes me think of the Iggys.
jenna’s ‘enthusiasm’ about debbie and julien vibin’ on a semi-aries wavelength at the beginning was so funny 😂
Shoulda put the sushi shirt shirt on the green screen
I got so used to listening to these podcasts before I fall asleep that I just keep rotaring them over and over now. Some epoizodes I've probably heard like five times now
samesiessss
I love “give her food, clothing, shelter, and love and get the hell out of her way” as a parenting style lmao