According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah...........
There is no meaning to our existence. You come up with that one all on your own? lol I'm sorry for being insulting but you pointing out there is not point to anything is in itself pointless. Also Ariesticnig, don't bother responding, because there will be no point in doing so. To expand on my original post., for anyone interested. The Earth keeps us alive, and I think Humanity as a whole takes it for granted. Humans invented money and it is completely irrelevant to survival. Money is an invention, think about that, it was created from our imagination. Yet we destroy the Earth, the one thing that actually does keep us alive, in order to accumulate it. It's mind bogglingly dumb. And unfortunately Humans have a bad habit of not giving a shit about something until we start to see the negative affects instead of doing something about it before even a single "symptom" arises. Everything seems fine and dandy now but unless we do something we'll regret not giving a shit about the Earth sooner.
KingOfMadCows Yes the mighty bear rebellion would soon rise up against the bees but after the great honeycomb empire fell and the bears had consumed all the honey they could consume in the spoils of victory they became too mad with power and enslaved the humans for a second time! Now in the year 2099 the human race are forced to watch a yogi bear cartoon every day and make offerings of picnic baskets and gold to the great bear overlords! But you know what could really destroy the bears.....? Eagles!
Hi Steven, I just wanted to be clear. We still need to save the "Bees" because they are a essential and vital part of our ecosystem. Please Steven, remind the people that this is of the utmost importance. Sincerely, A true bee lover.
Milk and honey the nectar of the gods. The promised land where milk and honey flows. In ancient Greece, the bee was revered, and in the Greek myths the bee (honey) played a large part. Zeus was fed with milk and honey by two nymphs.Man says that after the bee has died out, mankind has another 4 years live. In America thousands of bee peoples die each year and have to be replaced every year (Hungary). Also in Europe dying bees (Varoa eca.). Let us be more careful with these diligent animals!
3:32 Stephen's lips are twitching as he's trying not to laugh 😂 (and that's why I prefer him without the beard!) And on a random note, I like Viggo Mortensen because he's a Montreal Canadiens fan 😁
"A day may come when the world of bees comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This day we fight!! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you fly, Bees of the West!"
The sad thing is Bees are actually in trouble and are desperately needed for our food supply. Some people will watch this and think Bees are actually going to start a war and won't actually try to help them as they should.
are you nuts? bee's are dying all over the world, it's a horrible thing cauze it will impact humanity. in 10 years we will not have any bees anymore!!! thank you dolphins #DolphinforPrez
Historians say that if we just turned to our enemy the spiders, we could've won the war but everyone was too racist, and shit there pants whenever they were within a foot of a spider, to ask for there alligence
The best way to save the bees is to eat foods that aren't grown with pesticides that kill them - so eat organic food, and non-GMOs. Without pollinators, plants can't produce fruits and seeds (which become food for us).
You are wrong-o there! Organic food can still kill bees and GMOs are not harmful to humans or bees (corn ITSELF is a product of GMO! They were never yellow before). How can organic food still harm bees? I'm glad you asked! Organic foods aren't allowed to use man-made, synthesized pesticide, but they can use pesticide and oh boy do they do it! They're allowed to use natural pesticides and those organic, ~natural~ pesticides kill more humans and more bees than non-organic food. So yes,save the bees, but also stop spreading misinformation! P.S. Pesticides don't kill bees as much as their 2 newborn viruses do.
Wait a minute. This is not a joke. This is symbolism. I GET IT. I GET IT NOW. Oh, Stephen and Viggo, if only the audience understood exactly what you are trying to say. God bless you both.
The bees' hive collapse has recently been tied to the very low nutrient quality of plants, which in turn goes back to excessive CO2. It isn't just the varroa mites or neonicotinoids, although neonicotinoids are a huge part of the problem (please find out where you are getting plants, especially from the big box stores). Too much CO2 is lowering nutrients in foods of all kinds, according to recent research. It isn't just increasing climate instability.
funny video , but i dont think your giving the problem what it deserves, bees are dying in an alarming rate , with out bees we wont have tomatoes ,potatoes pumpkins, apples and soo many more . the variety in our foods will be gone , there will be food shortage and then famine .
Don't worry too much. Bee numbers in the continental US are apparently up. Or at least that's what I read while finding out the actual story behind that news article going around saying bees were endangered (they're not, it was two species of bee native to hawaii that were)
I'm surprised they didn't just shortsightedly weaponize a shit ton of wasps to kill the bees, and then all too late figure out that, unlike bees, the wasp overlords can sting you over and over again.
That glorious feeling when your like is the 69th one! My life has meaning now, I can finally die in peace knowing that my purpose in this world is fulfilled. I will finally see my family killed in the Great Soviet War and my brador who was killed by an unknown UA-cam channel. Finally my family may rest in peace!
It's 2023, turns out there are more honey bees in the world than ever before... it's the wild impollinator bugs that we do not consider useful that are suffering. Since Colbert&Mortessen's PSA worked so well, perhaps it's time for another PSA: "save the wild bugs! Plant juicy nectary flowers everywhere you can!"
I have a complain as a beekeeper, on 3:54 of the video, honeybees are blind at night, so I am disappointed at stephen Colbert, for not doing his research as a nerd. still funny and an oddly important issue that few know abut
3:28 totally thought viggo was going to go into his ROTK speech "An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!"
this skit would've been funnier if the first psa was actually serious in tone and then gradually gotten wackier as it did....just a tip for the writers
I was hoping we'd teach the dolphins engineering to make them more useful in the war against the bees. Dolphins rebel against both the bees and the humans. 3 way war. What's that about arming the enemy of my enemy?
When Viggo Mortensen raises his voice I hear Aragorn.
Same
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,
I bid you - won't you please, save them bees
We all do
when Viggo yells, his voice turns to aragorn and all i hear is "This day... the bees will not win. .. this day... WE FIGHT!"
I hear, "Let's hunt some orc!"
By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, dolphins of the west
"Hello, we are stewards of the Earth"
Viggo is no steward, he is the King!
he's both
I swear he hasn't aged the last 12 years. Just got through a marathon of his movies of the 2000's and he looks exactly the same.
haven't started the video yet. but whatever Aragon says I'm doing
+freshmaker0088 And who the f-ck is this Aragon of whom you speak?
John Doe 878393719 Aragon son of Arathorn who shall be your king. kneel sir.
*Aragon wants you to vote for Jill Stein.*
JoeDurobot I'm not registered otherwise I'd think about it. actually I'd just stay home
it's Aragorn not Aragon
" I bid you stand, Bees of the West!"
"Not idly do the bees of Lorien fall"
"I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the bees fall"
Joaq Wizard Phoenix I always see you comment on videos I watch it's pretty funny to see I have the same interest as the great wizard Phoenix
My bees..............you buzz to no one.
"I'm drone 27534"
"And I'm Viggo Mortensen"
I'd bet the original script said something like Bee-go
"Dolphins are beautiful, intelligent creatures."
"And they would make a powerful ally in our war against the bees".
Why am I laughing so hard
I know this a funny skit, but it is actually true, the bees population is getting smaller, and without the bees, the planet is screwed.
Viggo is very funny and he is never getting old
Fantastic Bees and Where to Find Them
I think you got the wrong reference.
I expect to see the full Bee movie script somewhere in this comment section
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah...........
How many people take a deep breath and think about the fact you are breathing oxygen and are incredibly grateful?
There is no meaning to our existence. You come up with that one all on your own? lol I'm sorry for being insulting but you pointing out there is not point to anything is in itself pointless. Also Ariesticnig, don't bother responding, because there will be no point in doing so.
To expand on my original post., for anyone interested. The Earth keeps us alive, and I think Humanity as a whole takes it for granted. Humans invented money and it is completely irrelevant to survival. Money is an invention, think about that, it was created from our imagination. Yet we destroy the Earth, the one thing that actually does keep us alive, in order to accumulate it. It's mind bogglingly dumb. And unfortunately Humans have a bad habit of not giving a shit about something until we start to see the negative affects instead of doing something about it before even a single "symptom" arises. Everything seems fine and dandy now but unless we do something we'll regret not giving a shit about the Earth sooner.
I understand, but I am not trying to debate the degree of significance of our existence. But thank you anyway.
Ok, Thank you.
You know who could really help us against bees? Bears.
KingOfMadCows Yes the mighty bear rebellion would soon rise up against the bees but after the great honeycomb empire fell and the bears had consumed all the honey they could consume in the spoils of victory they became too mad with power and enslaved the humans for a second time! Now in the year 2099 the human race are forced to watch a yogi bear cartoon every day and make offerings of picnic baskets and gold to the great bear overlords! But you know what could really destroy the bears.....? Eagles!
Bears eat beets. Bears... Beets... Battlestar Galactica
Very, very nice callback.. * tips a hat *
They should just let some bleeding from their vaginas women into the forest to live, I heard their period attracts bears...
We can start eating their food and make them starve
I think this is one of the funniest skits Colbert has ever done.
my heart goes out to all those bees.
"striiiiiideerrrrrr!"
This was hilarious! But like someone mentioned below, we do need to save the bees.
Veeg still smokin' hot
Hi Steven,
I just wanted to be clear. We still need to save the "Bees" because they are a essential and vital part of our ecosystem. Please Steven, remind the people that this is of the utmost importance.
Sincerely,
A true bee lover.
#SteventheBeesGod
Don`t listen to her Stephen!!!
She`s a spy for the BEEESSSS!!!
#KillAllBees
Milk and honey the nectar of the gods.
The promised land where milk and honey flows.
In ancient Greece, the bee was revered, and in the Greek myths the bee (honey) played a large part. Zeus was fed with milk and honey by two nymphs.Man says that after the bee has died out, mankind has another 4 years live.
In America thousands of bee peoples die each year and have to be replaced every year (Hungary). Also in Europe dying bees (Varoa eca.).
Let us be more careful with these diligent animals!
@@brina7084 Steven is the bee's knees.
@@brina7084 æ
Why did i find this hilariously senselessly funny... hmm
well i for one welcome our bee overlords
Should've done this with Nicolas Cage.
You win the Nov.5 internet.
Snaggle Toothed It's an inside joke. Type "not the bees on UA-cam." You're gonna laugh your ass off.
Snaggle Toothed Funny as fuck.
NOT THE BEES!!!
"Oh no not the bees"
i really wish they kept going i was enjoying that so much
The bees may some day win but IT IS NOT THIS DAY! Today we fight (against the bees)!
Today, on That Escalated Quickly XD
3:32 Stephen's lips are twitching as he's trying not to laugh 😂 (and that's why I prefer him without the beard!)
And on a random note, I like Viggo Mortensen because he's a Montreal Canadiens fan 😁
This has become one of my favorite skits from Colbert. Good work from Aragorn!
"And I'm Viggo Mortensen" xD.
Black Mirror has shown us all why we need bees.
Wow you're pretty.
Kayla Empson u
"A day may come when the world of bees comes crashing down.
But it is not this day!
This day we fight!!
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you fly, Bees of the West!"
Oh man, too funny.
How does this not have more views? One of the funniest things I've seen on TV.
The sad thing is Bees are actually in trouble and are desperately needed for our food supply. Some people will watch this and think Bees are actually going to start a war and won't actually try to help them as they should.
↑ This guy got triggered over a "war with bees" skit ↑
are you nuts? bee's are dying all over the world, it's a horrible thing cauze it will impact humanity. in 10 years we will not have any bees anymore!!! thank you dolphins #DolphinforPrez
funny to watch Viggo talk about submarines, I watched Crimson Tide last night and he's in it!
The bees lied about their emails but the dolphins are horrible racists.
How does an educated bee sound?
summ summ summacumlaude
A day may come when the bees will defeat us all... but it is not this day.
This has to bee one of Colbert's best skits
Historians say that if we just turned to our enemy the spiders, we could've won the war but everyone was too racist, and shit there pants whenever they were within a foot of a spider, to ask for there alligence
+
All I did was down a bottle of cough syrup, watched this video and gave my thesus on the bee wars so that we all had a better understanding
I can't tell if this is a Rick and Morty reference or not.
Snaggle Toothed "Romanian minority group - lol? I'm a vanilla Romanian person, not sure what you mean.
Snaggle Toothed Andrei is one of the most common Romanian names. Other than that I can salute your interest in my culture and the Balkans.
I love the fake slaps
That second slap😭😂
I thought this was going to be lame until it got past educating the bees. This is hilarious!
Is it only me or anyone else think Viggo's performance here is bit awkward too which is so adorable
I just love Viggo!!!!
If not for Stephen or Viggo...for Frodo.
It's been 4 years and nobody has commented 'The Lord of The Bees' yet? What is wrong with you all?
Take... these broken wings....
plasticbutler And learn to fly again!
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
I got an hour long ad and I'm pretty sure it's literally a whole episode of some tv show
On TNT
Bees are dying at an alarming rate.
The best way to save the bees is to eat foods that aren't grown with pesticides that kill them - so eat organic food, and non-GMOs. Without pollinators, plants can't produce fruits and seeds (which become food for us).
You are wrong-o there!
Organic food can still kill bees and GMOs are not harmful to humans or bees (corn ITSELF is a product of GMO! They were never yellow before). How can organic food still harm bees? I'm glad you asked! Organic foods aren't allowed to use man-made, synthesized pesticide, but they can use pesticide and oh boy do they do it! They're allowed to use natural pesticides and those organic, ~natural~ pesticides kill more humans and more bees than non-organic food.
So yes,save the bees, but also stop spreading misinformation!
P.S. Pesticides don't kill bees as much as their 2 newborn viruses do.
and varroa destructor, that parasite made them extinct in my country
I for one welcome our new bee overlords
Love Viggo's sense of Humor.
i will follow you my brother, my captain, my King!
Lmao this is the best skit ever lol
Wait a minute. This is not a joke. This is symbolism. I GET IT. I GET IT NOW. Oh, Stephen and Viggo, if only the audience understood exactly what you are trying to say. God bless you both.
The bees' hive collapse has recently been tied to the very low nutrient quality of plants, which in turn goes back to excessive CO2. It isn't just the varroa mites or neonicotinoids, although neonicotinoids are a huge part of the problem (please find out where you are getting plants, especially from the big box stores). Too much CO2 is lowering nutrients in foods of all kinds, according to recent research. It isn't just increasing climate instability.
funny video , but i dont think your giving the problem what it deserves, bees are dying in an alarming rate , with out bees we wont have tomatoes ,potatoes pumpkins, apples and soo many more .
the variety in our foods will be gone , there will be food shortage and then famine .
Yeah, it was an entertaining skit but I really feel like this is an issue they shouldn't be taking so lightly.
Don't worry too much. Bee numbers in the continental US are apparently up. Or at least that's what I read while finding out the actual story behind that news article going around saying bees were endangered (they're not, it was two species of bee native to hawaii that were)
Just so you know, you type like a grandpa.
this bit is genuinely hilarious. (y)
Heres your military strategy: Just have Pooh Bear eat all the honey and starve the bees out. Done.
the new bee movie looks promising
When Viggo introduces i hear '' And i shall die one of them !''
what a hilarious skit
Wishing good things for all people and the planet 😊
I'm surprised they didn't just shortsightedly weaponize a shit ton of wasps to kill the bees, and then all too late figure out that, unlike bees, the wasp overlords can sting you over and over again.
I'll save the bees but they're gonna have to pay me first.
That was actually hella funny!
ah man, funny as hell, but they should have ended with some sort of message that the first one wasnt actually a joke...
That glorious feeling when your like is the 69th one! My life has meaning now, I can finally die in peace knowing that my purpose in this world is fulfilled. I will finally see my family killed in the Great Soviet War and my brador who was killed by an unknown UA-cam channel. Finally my family may rest in peace!
Trump would build a huge net covering America, and make the bees pay for it with honey.
Viggo did a good job
This is going to bee a rough few years.
You can always thank the "Good Man" above.
This was kinda Monty Pythonesque.
Viggo is the perfect man
I love the souless of his eyes.
Yes, you know what they say, save the BEES for last!
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Seriously, they told a better story in 6 minutes than most of the hollywood movies.
I expected Viggo to make a speech along the lines of "There might be a day when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day!".
the powers that bee
That escalated quickly. 🐝
it was hilarious :)
It's 2023, turns out there are more honey bees in the world than ever before... it's the wild impollinator bugs that we do not consider useful that are suffering. Since Colbert&Mortessen's PSA worked so well, perhaps it's time for another PSA: "save the wild bugs! Plant juicy nectary flowers everywhere you can!"
This felt like an old school SNL skit.
I have a complain as a beekeeper, on 3:54 of the video, honeybees are blind at night, so I am disappointed at stephen Colbert, for not doing his research as a nerd. still funny and an oddly important issue that few know abut
After saving middle earth, Aragorn is going for the whole of it.
Them bees twerking. Dance hall drones.
This was hilarious.
Well this was beezarre...
wait so how do i save the bees?
Wyatt Sullivan Done. And God bless you.
July 3rd, 2021 Chuck Norris dies.
July 4th, 2021 Bees won the war.
Coincidence? I think not.
I come from the future to tell you that this is about accurate.
"And I for one welcome our new insect overlords..."
I for one suport our insect overlords
3:28 totally thought viggo was going to go into his ROTK speech "An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!"
this skit would've been funnier if the first psa was actually serious in tone and then gradually gotten wackier as it did....just a tip for the writers
this is what the other animals said when they met the humans for the first time.
I was hoping we'd teach the dolphins engineering to make them more useful in the war against the bees.
Dolphins rebel against both the bees and the humans. 3 way war. What's that about arming the enemy of my enemy?
i'll start calling you colert, that's saving a bee
oh no, not the bees! my eyes!
my thoughts exactly lmao
bees on a plane movie already filming with Sam Jackson
Instead of taking the piss, you should have mentioned that neonicotinoid pesticides are killing the bees. There is no "mystery" disorder.