WE ADOPTED A BABY!

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  • @shane
    @shane  6 років тому +39237

    Hope you guys like the video! Part 3 is coming tomorrow! :)))))

  • @LorisHartland
    @LorisHartland 6 років тому +940

    2018: You can order a baby as easy as chipotle.

    • @ohrats731
      @ohrats731 6 років тому +2

      Lori’s Hartland Morgan is going to need to get BABY tattooed on her upper lip

    • @tiredproductivity6496
      @tiredproductivity6496 6 років тому +6

      Lori’s Hartland "hey garret what's ya order"
      "hello I'd like 10 girls and 10 boys with I LOVE DADDY DAWSON onesies. Also I want them to play Fortnite"
      *DONE*
      *DONE*

    • @frooogyy
      @frooogyy 6 років тому

      Lori’s Hartland
      Lmao yeah..

  • @jasminehawker3795
    @jasminehawker3795 5 років тому +1669

    "Do you like food? Me too! Hi I'm Garrett."
    STOP BEING ADORABLE GARRETT

    • @teodoravasilijevic8023
      @teodoravasilijevic8023 5 років тому

      Jasmine Hawker omg they have actually adopted a baby?

    • @Em-em9mh
      @Em-em9mh 5 років тому +6

      *I love Garrett*

    • @mushroomghost8454
      @mushroomghost8454 5 років тому +5

      Garrett is actually making the rest of the human race look bad he’s so adorable

    • @donaghogrady9957
      @donaghogrady9957 5 років тому

      It's not me it's Benjamin 😂😂😂😂

  • @mooziee3739
    @mooziee3739 4 роки тому +2288

    Baby: screaming and crying
    Shane: looks scared
    Ryland: staring at Shane and the baby
    Garrett and Morgan: singing Tangled songs

  • @vinny8623
    @vinny8623 4 роки тому +1624

    *"if he vomits on me, ill vomit back"* why is that me?

  • @abbybrenny9338
    @abbybrenny9338 4 роки тому +2013

    “Sit on it”
    Babysitting.
    Do ya catch my drift

  • @harsharanvirdi6624
    @harsharanvirdi6624 6 років тому +3288

    The moment Shane realises that the baby can mouthpop..
    " *Make* *it* *happen* "

    • @tlspecilsfx2041
      @tlspecilsfx2041 6 років тому +2

      Harsharan Virdi yass

    • @justin301b1
      @justin301b1 6 років тому +1

      I don’t get it

    • @harsharanvirdi6624
      @harsharanvirdi6624 6 років тому +5

      King Barack 13:08

    • @nersbabs
      @nersbabs 5 років тому +6

      Harsharan Virdi and may the Lord help you with your grammar.

    • @nersbabs
      @nersbabs 5 років тому +4

      Harsharan Virdi oof, sorry wrong person.

  • @Bonezphobic
    @Bonezphobic 4 роки тому +670

    Morgan: what are we gonna do with the baby-
    Garret: snatch it’s little wig

  • @trashcanonlegs9387
    @trashcanonlegs9387 3 роки тому +1005

    I wanna be friends with Garrett so bad

  • @kiminkink6788
    @kiminkink6788 5 років тому +2175

    *"If it vomits on me, i'll vomit back"*
    okay me as a mother

  • @sydneyingram6406
    @sydneyingram6406 4 роки тому +1691

    Baby: *cries*
    Shane: *aggressively mouth pops at baby*

    • @mina-xc2wo
      @mina-xc2wo 4 роки тому +11

      Sydney Ingram this is why I love shane

    • @redcat5149
      @redcat5149 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @Eliling
      @Eliling 4 роки тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

    • @renegleelowen1467
      @renegleelowen1467 4 роки тому +1

      I wish shane wouldnt hate himself so much im depressed but that guy is suicidal

    • @tobiasennis8069
      @tobiasennis8069 4 роки тому

      (Pop)

  • @lizpayn7424
    @lizpayn7424 4 роки тому +376

    Baby: *stars crying*
    Shane: it’s a g wagon stop crying

  • @PiginaCage
    @PiginaCage 4 роки тому +674

    7:07
    Shane: "That's me when I'm drunk"
    Ryland: *Slaps him"
    They're parents.

  • @thethang666
    @thethang666 4 роки тому +2608

    shane: want some guacamole? _attempts to feed baby_
    baby: *cries*
    shane: *_shook_*

    • @nemo8942
      @nemo8942 4 роки тому

      milky way 🌌 hello again

    • @KARYFLAGS
      @KARYFLAGS 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, bc, who cries at guacamole??

    • @bacon.syrup4116
      @bacon.syrup4116 4 роки тому +5

      @@KARYFLAGS Most babies I've seen don't like avocado, but I think some like it

    • @mattchu_chow9087
      @mattchu_chow9087 4 роки тому +8

      karyflags He was being fed something by a stranger with 4 other strangers, one with a camera pointing at him and smiling at him, ofc he finna cry lmao

    • @glitterplatter
      @glitterplatter 4 роки тому +1

      Shook in a bad way

  • @reganmatthews1193
    @reganmatthews1193 5 років тому +1652

    Ryland:you are not qualified
    Garret:to eat the baby???!!!

    • @floweracre4420
      @floweracre4420 5 років тому +9

      XD Best line that has ever come out of Garrets mouth XD Besides him trying to act straight XD

    • @callanightshade8079
      @callanightshade8079 5 років тому +2

      I was laughing at that for 5 minutes straight 😂😂😂

    • @blueghost6288
      @blueghost6288 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @bellavlogs2953
    @bellavlogs2953 4 роки тому +303

    Aww when Andrew hit his head and Shane was like “omg are you okay” AWW

    • @OwKiyo
      @OwKiyo 4 роки тому +4

      I am sorry I am stupid but who the fuck is Andrew

    • @katk7023
      @katk7023 4 роки тому +7

      @@OwKiyo the guy behind the camera

    • @kanishkasohaal6009
      @kanishkasohaal6009 4 роки тому +17

      @@OwKiyo I am sorry but i have to dislike your comment. 😂

    • @dunemae
      @dunemae 3 роки тому

      @@kanishkasohaal6009 lmao same😂

    • @aria.edits11
      @aria.edits11 3 роки тому +1

      @@dunemae I’m sorry I had to dislike yours too

  • @kotaaye
    @kotaaye 4 роки тому +366

    "This is Benjamin."
    "He likes killing small animals in the woods"
    "And singing alone in very dark rooms"

  • @xxmaggieplayzxx8133
    @xxmaggieplayzxx8133 5 років тому +1069

    Shane’s like gonna be the funny, trying to be cool dad and Ryland is gonna be the naturally cool, overly supportive dad.

    • @nadia-if2qy
      @nadia-if2qy 5 років тому +37

      And Garrett's goanna be the fun uncle who always has snacks at his house

    • @ymakuz
      @ymakuz 5 років тому +18

      And Morgan’s not gonna care

    • @hujnkvbn8116
      @hujnkvbn8116 5 років тому +18

      And Andrew is gonna be that uncle who is also like ur friend but still gives u good advice aswell haves fun with u

    • @idotheforkinthegarbagedisp5778
      @idotheforkinthegarbagedisp5778 5 років тому +5

      @@ymakuz morgan will send the kid back in a box. LMAO

    • @ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210
      @ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210 5 років тому +3

      Garrets like that ‘cool uncle’ vine.

  • @moss6075
    @moss6075 5 років тому +3037

    Morgan: If it vomits on me I will vomit back
    I'm literally dying 😂

    • @savageguy9889
      @savageguy9889 4 роки тому +11

      DISGOOSTANG

    • @janethpadilla2732
      @janethpadilla2732 4 роки тому +1

      Did he vomit?

    • @mina-xc2wo
      @mina-xc2wo 4 роки тому +3

      bisexual disaster
      No one:
      Shane: that’s bonding!

    • @ktsonofwill
      @ktsonofwill 4 роки тому +2

      Literally me as a parent. Like, I'm literally a parent who throws up when my kids throw up. 😂😂😂

    • @OwKiyo
      @OwKiyo 4 роки тому

      Ya ever heard of quotation marks? -_-

  • @Kohl1D4Life
    @Kohl1D4Life 4 роки тому +337

    Benjamin: "Jump, jump, do it, do it!"
    Shane: Looks at Garret, horrified
    Garret: "It's not me, it's Benjamin."

  • @payton1322
    @payton1322 4 роки тому +107

    I love how Garrett, Shane and Morgan don't know how pregnancy works. "it's like sandwich stacker, you eat and it's like a game" lol

  • @alisonwiltsey7179
    @alisonwiltsey7179 5 років тому +2382

    They really are going to be good dads, Morgan the cool Aunt and, Garette the weird uncle.

  • @fanindeterminategender7239
    @fanindeterminategender7239 5 років тому +732

    I think Shane only has three emotions in this video: way too happy, shook, and done with garret and morgan

  • @c0ttagec0revibes86
    @c0ttagec0revibes86 4 роки тому +98

    in the future that baby is going to be like “I WAS IN A G-WAGON”

  • @honeysuckle1836
    @honeysuckle1836 4 роки тому +110

    No one:
    Shane when the baby cry’s: 👁👄👁

    • @iaxnii4966
      @iaxnii4966 3 роки тому

      🛀🏼🛁🚿🚰🚽🧼🧽🧴🛌🛏🛋🛍🛒🧸🎈🎉🎊🗳📒📚📙📔📓📘📗📕📖📍🔖

  • @andrewcurtiss
    @andrewcurtiss 6 років тому +5099

    When the baby and Ryland look alike...

    • @gabeduncanrules
      @gabeduncanrules 6 років тому +85

      st_cruz bitch if you don't shut the actually fuck up I swear

    • @stephandesme123
      @stephandesme123 6 років тому +10

      Jadyn Campbell issa joke

    • @romy1628
      @romy1628 6 років тому +72

      st_cruz It's not a funny or appropriate joke, especially with the recent DEBUNKED allegations against Shane.

    • @alohaalfa
      @alohaalfa 6 років тому +3

      Hey! I really like ur videos! There bomb 😂

    • @kyaanahernandez306
      @kyaanahernandez306 6 років тому +2

      Heyy I know you!

  • @xXxakurokuxXx123
    @xXxakurokuxXx123 4 роки тому +945

    Everyone : asking hilarious questions
    Ryland : asking serious baby questions

  • @jazminegriffith4433
    @jazminegriffith4433 4 роки тому +62

    Yo when Morgan said "wanna have a baby Garrett." I almost passed out even thought Garrett is gay

    • @saveah1063
      @saveah1063 3 роки тому +5

      I thought I was the only one that caught that

    • @Mortar-
      @Mortar- 3 роки тому +2

      I processed and had to reset my existence after that one-

  • @laura-yd3fv
    @laura-yd3fv 4 роки тому +290

    mom: makes mouth noises to calm down baby
    shane: “she’s mouth popping”
    also shane: *aggressively mouth pops at baby*

  • @SierraCheyenne
    @SierraCheyenne 6 років тому +598

    Shane playing with the baby melted my heart 😭💕

    • @des3232
      @des3232 6 років тому

      Sierra Cheyenne I know right ❤👶

    • @giniagurl5903
      @giniagurl5903 6 років тому

      Ikr ❤😥

  • @waanibanani6497
    @waanibanani6497 6 років тому +474

    Ryland trying to be realistic and everyone ignoring it😂😂😂😂

    • @treyhagen5731
      @treyhagen5731 6 років тому +5

      waantjeMisfITkID RIGHT??? I thought that same thing

    • @treyhagen5731
      @treyhagen5731 6 років тому +23

      waantjeMisfITkID
      Ryland: I can't have my sister have my ch-
      Shane: ANYWAYYYYYYY

    • @kittensure8834
      @kittensure8834 6 років тому +5

      I live for concerned Ryland XD

  • @jackvanpelt9812
    @jackvanpelt9812 4 роки тому +48

    Aww Shane being concerned over Andrew hitting his head was so cute

  • @les_5184
    @les_5184 4 роки тому +37

    "so what are you gonna do with the real one?"
    "SnAtCh iTs LittLe WiG?!?!?" 😂
    "The baby's not that tall......"
    "But if he was eWwWwWw" 😂

  • @KaylanPhillips
    @KaylanPhillips 6 років тому +7955

    Hearing andrew laugh behind the camera is honestly hilarious cause you can tell he’s trying to hold it in cause he’s just the “camera man” but if I was Shane’s camera man I don’t think I could contain myself LMAO

  • @jadeeye5630
    @jadeeye5630 6 років тому +6670

    Ryland taking things seriously while people talk over him is Ryland in every video :D

  • @idiotlucifer
    @idiotlucifer 3 роки тому +68

    shane, you should’ve never got into the beauty community, you knew this would happen if you did. why couldn’t you just stay with the squad? it’s way less toxic and way more entertaining for us.

    • @annaliseiturra4436
      @annaliseiturra4436 3 роки тому +2

      oh shutup won’t you? this video is suppose to bring positively? like stfu man. u litterly bored so do something else other than saying that dibshi

    • @idiotlucifer
      @idiotlucifer 3 роки тому

      @@annaliseiturra4436 lol

    • @cairodavies4862
      @cairodavies4862 3 роки тому +10

      @@annaliseiturra4436 stop being mad they're spitting facts, every since Shane became friends with jefree his career was over

    • @doggo1051
      @doggo1051 2 роки тому +2

      @@annaliseiturra4436 bruh why you so mad? hes actually spitting real facts, so dont speak.

  • @kellyallison3662
    @kellyallison3662 3 роки тому +27

    I love the way the baby smiled at Morgan in 14:08 ... She's going to be a great mother.

  • @tammystevens101
    @tammystevens101 6 років тому +227

    Garret: *does anything*
    Shane: what the fuck

    • @imdone8645
      @imdone8645 6 років тому

      i live for shane being annoyed and weirded out by garrett

  • @kaifisshhh
    @kaifisshhh 5 років тому +743

    I like how Shane doesn’t tell anyone about his plans until the last minute.
    “What are we doing in this video?”
    “WE’RE GETTING A BABY AND HE’S GONNA BE HERE IN 30 MINS”

    • @resto05
      @resto05 5 років тому +5

      I wanna like this comment but it's at 200 likes and i don't wanna ruin it

    • @kuntrybumpkin8539
      @kuntrybumpkin8539 5 років тому +2

      Well, if you ever want your plan to work you don't tell anyone

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 роки тому +1

      667th like no regerts

  • @coco-no6ob
    @coco-no6ob 4 роки тому +28

    the baby: *screaming and crying*
    shane: *aggressively mouth pops*

  • @Alex-ym5nm
    @Alex-ym5nm 4 роки тому +48

    Shane changing a diaper is the most intense thing I have ever witnessed

  • @cancerbabyy
    @cancerbabyy 6 років тому +292

    I love hearing Andrew laugh and make comments. It just adds to the videos, making them feel even more real and it just adds to the family vibe of Shane's videos. Andrew and Morgan are great additions to this group of already great people.

    • @yxzmin
      @yxzmin 6 років тому +4

      Hello, this is Raquish from Technical Support. Andrew's the camera man 😂💀

    • @JenniferStewart27
      @JenniferStewart27 6 років тому +1

      I miss drew though!! But you're right this group is amazing

    • @moonlightprincess3332
      @moonlightprincess3332 6 років тому +1

      If only drew was with them, I miss him sm he always made me laugh the most:(( I hope he’s doing alright

    • @indigored133
      @indigored133 6 років тому

      When he hit his head!!!!
      😫*OUCH*😂

    • @shawnthompson9873
      @shawnthompson9873 6 років тому

      Jennifer Stewart what happened to him? Where has he been?

  • @Fronni_
    @Fronni_ 6 років тому +902

    Garett laughs like a villain who wants to take over the world 😈😂
    Love it haha

    • @emmalewis6991
      @emmalewis6991 6 років тому +9

      The United States of Garett.

    • @hendkhaldi1023
      @hendkhaldi1023 6 років тому +2

      and then you remember it's Garrett.. the irony 😂😂

    • @azurite_moon8493
      @azurite_moon8493 6 років тому

      😂aww

    • @mewthelilcutie
      @mewthelilcutie 6 років тому +1

      Right?! He has the cutest laugh XD

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 6 років тому +2

      I love how he's so sweet but also likes serial killer stuff like Shane... Like.. how? 😀

  • @fimartinez723
    @fimartinez723 4 роки тому +36

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Garret: *snatch it’s little wig*

  • @sarahaustin6687
    @sarahaustin6687 Місяць тому +7

    It’s crazy to think that kid is like 7 years old now

  • @ania5378
    @ania5378 6 років тому +1631

    I am CRYING at Shane feeding the baby and Ryland feeding Shane 💀😂😂

    • @austinmiller8131
      @austinmiller8131 6 років тому +2

      ania oh my gawd gurl right

    • @mythilivenugopal1991
      @mythilivenugopal1991 5 років тому +6

      It's the cutest thing I've ever seen. I feel so lonely rn

    • @TheVenice
      @TheVenice 5 років тому +6

      But whos Feeding Ryland
      *TOP 10 UNSOLVED MYSTERIES*

    • @lily6606
      @lily6606 5 років тому +1

      @@mythilivenugopal1991 oh saaaame. Its goals

  • @ryliehayes
    @ryliehayes 4 роки тому +1682

    did anyone else notice when shane said “that’s me when i’m drunk” ryland slapped him

  • @alyciariley5426
    @alyciariley5426 4 роки тому +23

    The mother is so naturally beautiful and so sweet shout out to her she seems like a amazing mother :)

  • @alexisryan4810
    @alexisryan4810 4 роки тому +54

    Andrew hits his head....
    Andrew- dosent say anything
    Shane- omg u just hit your head, are u okay😂
    Morgan- screams like someone is trying to kill her
    My fav part😂😂

    • @wildcathill
      @wildcathill 2 роки тому

      At what time in the video does that happen? I missed it

    • @cassiechernyk2252
      @cassiechernyk2252 15 днів тому

      When I watched this when it came out, I thought Morgan's scream was edited in.

  • @kristinroth10347
    @kristinroth10347 5 років тому +480

    All joke aside, Shane will be a really great Dad. He did so well with this baby

  • @madigray509
    @madigray509 4 роки тому +879

    I love how this literally shows how they would be as parents: Shane loves playing with the baby and can make him laugh, and Ryland was equally as caring but was also asking the mother all the important "how much will our daily life and future change" so they know how to be prepared

    • @laura-yd3fv
      @laura-yd3fv 4 роки тому +22

      ryland is the soccer mom in all of us

  • @ismyake
    @ismyake 3 місяці тому +5

    i miss these type of videos omg

  • @strawbewryyy
    @strawbewryyy 4 роки тому +18

    Okay, but Garret and Andrew’s laughs give me life.

  • @midnightplum1760
    @midnightplum1760 6 років тому +779

    shane, you are SO good with that baby... the eye contact, the interactions, you're observant and sensitive to his needs...GOD...you're gonna be an amazing dad one day

    • @marinipruitt2133
      @marinipruitt2133 6 років тому

      Midnightplum I know right! It bothers me how people think he’s “abusing” the baby

  • @snowmists
    @snowmists 6 років тому +3397

    WHEN SHANE PUT SCARY MUSIC OVER HIM CRAWLING I DIED

    • @emmypaigex
      @emmypaigex 6 років тому +9

      lustful kweens. sameee i laughed so hard. lmaoo😂😂

    • @cumaboi
      @cumaboi 6 років тому +30

      lustful kweens actually Andrew edits his videos so

    • @colleenbarnett2624
      @colleenbarnett2624 6 років тому +1

      SAME

    • @highrise
      @highrise 6 років тому +15

      That part really got me too, i couldn't breathe!!

    • @alizagonzales9591
      @alizagonzales9591 6 років тому

      lustful kweens ME TOO FJSJFSJFB

  • @crispyva5571
    @crispyva5571 4 роки тому +25

    Adrix: *cries*
    Shane: *terrified face*

  • @kathleenmorris1697
    @kathleenmorris1697 4 роки тому +48

    Did anyone see Ryland hit shane when he said 'thats me when im drunk'

  • @ronathebear
    @ronathebear 6 років тому +758

    Ryland will be a wonderful dad, I love how gentle he is!

  • @freshlydonut349
    @freshlydonut349 6 років тому +2321

    You know what i think shane will be really good dad tbh

    • @moomoo4836
      @moomoo4836 6 років тому +4

      freshly donut nah he will be a shit dad

    • @masterofthecringe1059
      @masterofthecringe1059 6 років тому

      freshly donut where's your punctiation? No offence.

    • @sassysgamer2370
      @sassysgamer2370 6 років тому +5

      Master Of The Cringe god what’s with the grammar police these days not every one was lucky enough to have an education.
      I for one have dyslexia something I did not ask for or want, all that should count is that you can clearly understand what some one as wrote.

    • @holasoydoraswipernoswiping6389
      @holasoydoraswipernoswiping6389 6 років тому +2

      freshly donut I made the likes 1k you’re welcome😂

    • @alienfire6522
      @alienfire6522 6 років тому

      Awe me too!

  • @xmuta
    @xmuta 3 роки тому +12

    Run baby run.

    • @namefirstnamelast7944
      @namefirstnamelast7944 3 роки тому

      @Lavarainer Gamer shane laughed at a baby being ŕàpèď and called a six year old śèxý

  • @sumaiyxa
    @sumaiyxa 5 місяців тому +14

    who’s watching this after shane and ryland just had twin boys of their own 😭

  • @summerkisses6986
    @summerkisses6986 6 років тому +353

    Shane mouth popping at the Baby while changing his diaper was the best thing ever😂

  • @boi_bye6653
    @boi_bye6653 6 років тому +559

    I love how Garrett apologizes for being himself. Me

    • @tonybionicspeed
      @tonybionicspeed 6 років тому

      Fatkid101 your not Shane you moron stop using their jokes

    • @beccaella4250
      @beccaella4250 6 років тому

      Fatkid101 same 😂

    • @Ziemniaczekful
      @Ziemniaczekful 6 років тому

      i hate garett

    • @beccaella4250
      @beccaella4250 6 років тому +1

      mex at least Garret doesn’t go round saying he hates people. He is honest and doesn’t waste his time on things he is not passionate about so if that’s the sort of you tubers you hate then you are on the wrong page and I recommend you stop wasting your time 🙃

    • @boi_bye6653
      @boi_bye6653 6 років тому

      Antonio Lopez lmao if you watch Shane then you share the same sense of humor...

  • @peanutbutter_pancake
    @peanutbutter_pancake 3 роки тому +42

    Coming back to this video in 2020 😳

  • @jacobh7371
    @jacobh7371 4 роки тому +19

    16:16 *as you can see we have caught a wild Shane in his natural invirerment*

  • @frobo2784
    @frobo2784 5 років тому +668

    “Are babies in stomachs?” -Garret
    Garret did you ever have health class😂

  • @darkloathe
    @darkloathe 6 років тому +540

    shane playing with the baby made me smile so haRD

  • @kiyaplaysroblox6336
    @kiyaplaysroblox6336 4 роки тому +80

    Shane: how do you tell if he poops
    Adrix’smom: you smell his butt
    Morgan: with your own nose?
    Me: how else?…

  • @tips_ari7
    @tips_ari7 5 місяців тому +5

    The fact that he’s actually a dad now makes me so happy

    • @kyliejoliee3027
      @kyliejoliee3027 4 місяці тому +2

      why? you want a rapist creep to have kids tf is wrong with you. you shouldn’t be happy you should be concerned

  • @lana6430
    @lana6430 5 років тому +2155

    7:50
    shane: do you want some guac?
    adrix: *bursts into tears*
    shane: 👁️👄👁️

  • @lilyfriedricemsp4216
    @lilyfriedricemsp4216 5 років тому +664

    when this kid grows up and realises who the people were...

    • @shellmass73
      @shellmass73 5 років тому +1

      Lily Fried Rice MSP that is something a jerk would say

    • @jasperj.d.g.4147
      @jasperj.d.g.4147 3 роки тому

      They didnt and wouldnt harm any kids. Stop it

  • @jacobweyh5785
    @jacobweyh5785 4 роки тому +85

    Ryland: Can u shut up your annoying.
    Morgan: hello darkness my old friend

  • @paige7761
    @paige7761 4 роки тому +15

    i love how everyone else is loving this and Ryland is is hating everything about it and not ready for it

  • @Fronni_
    @Fronni_ 6 років тому +1870

    I love how Andrew was laughing his ass off

    • @cyangerrsalopihan6194
      @cyangerrsalopihan6194 6 років тому +48

      Coz he knows he’s the closest to normal person in this group hahaahaha

    • @Kaelyn99
      @Kaelyn99 6 років тому +31

      sometimes I forget Andrew is behind the camera until I hear him laughing hahaha

    • @marla9820
      @marla9820 6 років тому

      Fronni ME TOO!

    • @linaaww13
      @linaaww13 6 років тому +1

      0.0 ... Where?

  • @nazhifatruly9694
    @nazhifatruly9694 5 років тому +280

    12:59 "He likes me! Hi!" the way he said it is so adorable someone make him a dad alreadY

  • @babysonpersonalaccount4736
    @babysonpersonalaccount4736 4 роки тому +39

    Shane: " OK EVERYONE CALM DOWN THE BABY IS ON ITS WAY!!! "
    Me: " It sounds like you're giving birth. "
    😂

  • @coco-no6ob
    @coco-no6ob 4 роки тому +14

    the baby: *crying*
    shane: *aggressively mouth pops*

  • @kristinamoore8782
    @kristinamoore8782 6 років тому +676

    I'm living for Andrews laughs

  • @niss519
    @niss519 6 років тому +634

    Okay but Morgan is talking about the Lilo & Stitch sandwich stacking game. Yesssss girl!😭❤️😂

    • @alexandrias.1014
      @alexandrias.1014 6 років тому +5

      Searching For GreatNISS yessss! Loved that game!

    • @olivial2688
      @olivial2688 6 років тому +7

      I’m glad other people caught the reference😂😂😂

    • @katiematre5460
      @katiematre5460 6 років тому +4

      Searching For GreatNISS i love that game!

    • @RMBvids
      @RMBvids 6 років тому +7

      that game was my life in 2004

    • @mscoraline1998
      @mscoraline1998 6 років тому +4

      Searching For GreatNISS
      I remember that game!! It was
      A W E S O M E!!!

  • @haridixit6501
    @haridixit6501 4 роки тому +4

    19:15 is the perfect example of the American Education system....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Garrett and Morgan🤣❣

  • @Blondie.2386
    @Blondie.2386 Рік тому

    Re watching this in 2022 knowing that in the next year or less y’all are making this a reality - and my heart is sooo happy for you - you playing in the floor with him was the sweetest moment!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @mina1lust
    @mina1lust 5 років тому +624

    I love how Ryland talks with the mom like a normal adult lmao,and then theres Shane and Garret and Morgan
    WOW GUYS THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES I FEEL ACTUALLY APPRECIATED

    • @mina1lust
      @mina1lust 5 років тому

      @unicorn jacolopes Has yeah same

  • @axmhp3381
    @axmhp3381 6 років тому +489

    I feel like Shane and Andrew have a "look", every time someone says or does something stupid, Shane looks at Andrew (not the camera!) with a look of confusion
    Edit: just a confession, sometimes when I get a lot of likes I really want to edit the comment to something really stupid to make people confused

  • @rawannassif552
    @rawannassif552 2 роки тому +5

    them freaking out when she first puts the baby down is the funniest thing

  • @Alex-ym5nm
    @Alex-ym5nm 4 роки тому +15

    Shane: He’s like a purse!
    Me: Yup! I purse that holds poop and vomit!

  • @peachymillie1526
    @peachymillie1526 5 років тому +1163

    ...but is Andrew ok?
    What hit him on the head lmao

    • @sophieroark4614
      @sophieroark4614 5 років тому +18

      Peachy Millie I think the cabnit on the wall!

    • @yagi.corner
      @yagi.corner 4 роки тому +15

      I came into the comments to see if anyone was asking

  • @katiecampanile3010
    @katiecampanile3010 4 роки тому +2722

    Ryland: Adrix-
    *Adrix looks at Ryland*
    Ryland: OH! You know your name!!
    Shane: Yeah, its a person...

  • @soph1176
    @soph1176 4 роки тому +37

    Anyone watching this video in quarantine and wishing Shane still made squad videos. Just me? Okay...

  • @nunyabusiness8223
    @nunyabusiness8223 4 роки тому +7

    Shanes laugh and smile is just what I need during this Quarantine

  • @catherine5322
    @catherine5322 6 років тому +262

    I LOVE how Morgan and Garrett are basically best friends already❤️

  • @earthlingel.2238
    @earthlingel.2238 6 років тому +186

    "Are babies in stomachs? It's somewhere else right? In a different bag."
    Garrett Watts-2018

  • @lex3272
    @lex3272 3 роки тому +33

    shane seems so much happier here

    • @definitelynotolivia165
      @definitelynotolivia165 3 роки тому +9

      Alexa Kokis maybe because he isn’t surrounded by beauty gurus 🙈

    • @namefirstnamelast7944
      @namefirstnamelast7944 3 роки тому +1

      He laughed at a baby being ŕàpèđ and called a 6 year old śèxý

    • @blancadevillada815
      @blancadevillada815 3 роки тому +1

      @@namefirstnamelast7944 ?

    • @namefirstnamelast7944
      @namefirstnamelast7944 3 роки тому

      @@blancadevillada815 shane laughed at a baby being ŕàpèđ and called a 6 year old śèxý what's so hard to understand

    • @blancadevillada815
      @blancadevillada815 3 роки тому +1

      @@namefirstnamelast7944 I know

  • @Noodles4201
    @Noodles4201 3 роки тому +35

    This hits different in 2020 😂

  • @mollyt1883
    @mollyt1883 4 роки тому +2624

    I died😂😂 This kid when he’s older is gonna be like “Yeah Shane Dawson changed my diaper when I was like a baby”
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes lmao

    • @raahimriyaz3304
      @raahimriyaz3304 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂😂Hahahaha

    • @charlizeg138
      @charlizeg138 4 роки тому +113

      ‘not to brag but shane dawson mouth popped with me when I was little’

    • @LaDivinaLover
      @LaDivinaLover 4 роки тому +15

      I’m sure the whole UA-cam lineup of personalities will be forgotten in a decade.

    • @maddiedickson6710
      @maddiedickson6710 4 роки тому +11

      LaDivinaLover that is a very sad thought

    • @avaa7385
      @avaa7385 4 роки тому

      Yep

  • @harsharanvirdi6624
    @harsharanvirdi6624 6 років тому +518

    *Garrett* : Are babies in stomachs...
    But like.. if you eat fruity pebbles, it doesn't fall on the baby's head..
    😂😂😂 I'm dying laughing

  • @halaileybailey
    @halaileybailey 4 роки тому +2

    Their genuine excitement is honestly so wholesome

  • @devon273
    @devon273 4 роки тому +9

    "you are not qualified"
    "to eat a baby?!?"
    "NO!!"

  • @4doremiwa
    @4doremiwa 5 років тому +683

    I bet the whole time the lady was like "who the hell did i just give my baby to" 😂😂

  • @AbrionTV
    @AbrionTV 6 років тому +586

    When you really have a baby I want more videos like this lol. That little boy is so cute omg

    • @stacyruch2218
      @stacyruch2218 6 років тому +2

      Ikr 😂😂😂

    • @lyxndsey9554
      @lyxndsey9554 6 років тому +1

      AbrionTV wait is that his baby did he adopt or is this fake?

    • @latonya-renee9429
      @latonya-renee9429 6 років тому +1

      itslyndseyyy it's not their baby

  • @ayjfr88
    @ayjfr88 3 роки тому +18

    Shane:you know what your baby will look like?
    Garrett: what?
    Shane: *hands Garrett trash bag*
    Me: *laughs in trash panda*