Everything Wrong With Red Notice In 18 Minutes Or Less

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  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 2 роки тому +1537

    The thing that annoyed me so much about this movie is how the cop was able to follow them through the security of the mansion of that evil dude to his treasure room when they established how much they had to prepare and coordinate for Ryan and Dwayne to get there.

    • @sheridanroad2001
      @sheridanroad2001 2 роки тому +51

      I know right.
      After that scene I thought the cop was in on the Con.
      Was very disappointed when nothing came of it!

    • @Tmntplays
      @Tmntplays 2 роки тому +13

      To me she felt like Carmelita Fox form the Sly Cooper games.

    • @vkd8721
      @vkd8721 2 роки тому +6

      I mean she prob didn’t care about security seeing her like the other 2 did. Maybe even spoke with the owner before hand

    • @MagicalBread
      @MagicalBread 2 роки тому +2

      But I thought that they were working together in the end?

    • @sheridanroad2001
      @sheridanroad2001 2 роки тому +19

      @@MagicalBread Not Wonder Woman and the Rock.
      There is also a female Interpol agent (Ritu Arya) chasing Ryan Reynolds and by extension Dwayne Johnson.
      She catches the pair mid-heist after they have bypassed security, with no explanation for how she also got past the guards.
      I had anticipated that this scene was foreshadowing for an alliance between the cop and Gal Godot's thief as a third act reveal.
      Instead the scene just becomes a Plot Hole when the actual twist comes out.

  • @Hachiman-nf6zc
    @Hachiman-nf6zc 2 роки тому +760

    you had to remove a sin for that part where Ryan tries to break the glass to get the gun but fails miserably. So hilarious and also anti-cliche

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 2 роки тому +15

      It was funny

    • @PastorImhotep
      @PastorImhotep 2 роки тому +41

      It's actually cliché in the fact that it's Ryan Reynolds, so it's obvious something would go wrong and turn it into a joke.

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 2 роки тому +5

      It’s a cliche either way 😂

    • @d-jams
      @d-jams 2 роки тому +2

      @@PastorImhotep a sin that's not part of the movie clichè

    • @HouseMDLover69
      @HouseMDLover69 2 роки тому +5

      Dude, you're at the CinemaSins channel, everything is a cliche.

  • @jonathanmcginley8128
    @jonathanmcginley8128 2 роки тому +2039

    Him just shouting out the locations has to be one of the funniest things he’s done on this channel.

    • @titaniumwolf8756
      @titaniumwolf8756 2 роки тому +17

      Meh

    • @CLBarr
      @CLBarr 2 роки тому +24

      LONDON!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shelleybean4820
      @shelleybean4820 2 роки тому +5

      @@CLBarr the London one got me too lol!

    • @thebystander1636
      @thebystander1636 2 роки тому +12

      Probably is. Considering him and his staff haven't been funny for years. Ever since they made the videos 20 minutes long and turned SJW.

    • @isaiahpero7837
      @isaiahpero7837 2 роки тому +11

      I died at "RUSSIA!!!" 😂🤣

  • @Pcope18
    @Pcope18 2 роки тому +372

    There's one scene towards the end where the teenage princess completely disregards the appearance of three priceless eggs with historical significance (one of which was thought to be lost to the ages), because Ed Sheeran was hired to sing at her birthday party.
    That scene should have either gotten a sin removal for being the most realistic in the ENTIRE movie or an additional sin because, as always, kids.

    • @melissa8110
      @melissa8110 2 роки тому +8

      It was her wedding, actually

    • @dragospahontu
      @dragospahontu Рік тому +3

      For real that was one of the few moments in this movie that cracked me up

  • @fatkart7641
    @fatkart7641 2 роки тому +1330

    The irony of him sinning the 50 seconds of logos in every movie, but all of his videos now start with 15+ seconds unskippable ads.

    • @lupomena
      @lupomena 2 роки тому +59

      All the dislikes are his sins 😂

    • @rogerhalt3991
      @rogerhalt3991 2 роки тому +12

      I had 2 ads in the middle and near the end. Ironic

    • @ChipJohnson
      @ChipJohnson 2 роки тому +26

      I have adblock, so I see no such ads.

    • @lupomena
      @lupomena 2 роки тому +13

      @@ChipJohnson your an advanced human being

    • @GraySnake9
      @GraySnake9 2 роки тому +13

      Shows how much of a hypocrite Sins has become hashtagsadface

  • @29wildfire55
    @29wildfire55 2 роки тому +389

    I always took this movie as a satire of the whole spy/hesit genre with all the needless plot twists and action scenes. Feels like the director was making fun of other similar movies

    • @seraphimaschannel4001
      @seraphimaschannel4001 2 роки тому +41

      Yeah totally. I loved the scene with the cars where he takes his time to explain how well-maintained it is and you just knew what will be happening soon xD hilarious in my view.

    • @empirestate8791
      @empirestate8791 2 роки тому +8

      If it were explicitly a satire, this would have been a great movie!

    • @ilovecairns5181
      @ilovecairns5181 2 роки тому +1

      @@empirestate8791 it is

  • @motherplayer
    @motherplayer 2 роки тому +899

    I find "Red Notice" to be quite fascinating in many respects. Once in awhile, you get a blockbuster that is so allergic to having any sense of real effort put into it and is entirely coasting off on both star power and the hope that the easy standards of the blockbuster viewing audience will be able to not even once question a single thing they see and just go with it because "That's what blockbsters do." be it this convoluted grift that makes no sense when you think about it, or how a Jeep from years ago can still be able to function with ease. It's one thing to be bad, it's another thing to be shameless and know you are. Also, Sins dangling this sins goldmine over our heads for the past few weeks like such teases.

    • @casthedemon
      @casthedemon 2 роки тому +31

      I love this movie haha. Mainly cause of the cast. Reminds me of all the shitty Stalone/Arnold/Norris/etc movies of the 80s and 90s. They didn't have to be good as long as you had the actor you liked in it.

    • @sargentocapitao9668
      @sargentocapitao9668 2 роки тому +6

      @@casthedemon not trying to go against you or anything but I think those movies at least made you care for at least one of the main characters, in this case everything was so surface level that even the main characters feel as worthy of my care or trust as a background character, anyway thats just my take

    • @sargentocapitao9668
      @sargentocapitao9668 2 роки тому +8

      love your comment, I myself take pleasure in watching shallow blockbusters, every cliche stands out beautifully, that fast paced dont-think-about-it-hey-look-something-else-is-happening energy radiating from the screen, its like watching money burning on a TV, this one being a fake blockbuster just makes it even more delightful... and somehow, also almost respectable for being able to fake it so properly considering how little they cared and how short their budget was since they had to pay those three guys

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 2 роки тому +3

      I feel like a lot of streaming movies should take a page right out of The Old Guard, it's a movie that accomplishes a lot with the little it has. It would be out of place on the cinema, but it feels right at home on streaming.

    • @joshuajoe1419
      @joshuajoe1419 2 роки тому +1

      What are some other movies that fit this bill. Transformers?

  • @gabiluch87
    @gabiluch87 2 роки тому +147

    "My dad was a prolific asshole"
    "SON?!"
    I'm decesed

  • @FixItNick
    @FixItNick 2 роки тому +815

    The BEST ending ever would have been if Reynolds was actually the groom at the wedding !!!

    • @anonymousarchon8491
      @anonymousarchon8491 2 роки тому +19

      i was thinking the same but sadly didnt happen

    • @GildaKaliblu
      @GildaKaliblu 2 роки тому +10

      What a disappointment of a movie!

    • @PumkinPeter
      @PumkinPeter 2 роки тому

      THIS SHOULD'VE HAPPENED

    • @PumkinPeter
      @PumkinPeter 2 роки тому

      THIS SHOULD'VE HAPPENED

    • @azaanhm
      @azaanhm 2 роки тому

      ...bro get outta my head lol 🤣

  • @Lurker-dk8jk
    @Lurker-dk8jk 2 роки тому +75

    1:57 - Rome
    4:24 - Bali
    5:21 - Rome
    6:15 - Russia
    10:43 - London!
    12:29 - Valencia
    16:57 - Argentina
    18:42 - Cairo, Sardinia

    • @armyofhammers
      @armyofhammers 2 роки тому +3

      London Valencia and Argentina has to be the best thing I’ve heard

  • @julianr8544
    @julianr8544 2 роки тому +331

    I'll never forget, I was drinking water as they were walking through the forest and when he turned the map upside down and realised he was reading it wrong, I swear I almost died. I've never made sounds like that or felt like I couldn't breathe, almost drowned from drinking a water bottle from one of the stupidest and worn out tropes, but it got me.

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 2 роки тому +15

      This would’ve been one hell of a story if you had, in fact, drowned from this movie. Like I’m glad you didn’t but holy shit that would’ve been funny.

    • @coolboss999
      @coolboss999 2 роки тому +3

      Yikes is your throat okay? That sounds like it hurt 😭

    • @julianr8544
      @julianr8544 2 роки тому +2

      @@coolboss999 yes but it was definitely alarming💀

    • @julianr8544
      @julianr8544 2 роки тому +2

      @@RubyBlueUwU it would’ve been hella funny, but I’d still be mad if I went out like that😂

    • @coolboss999
      @coolboss999 2 роки тому +3

      @@julianr8544 Imagine dying from driving from a WATER BOTTLE. That would be embarrassing

  • @ronitdesai6988
    @ronitdesai6988 2 роки тому +104

    "Looking dumber than a rock" with rock sitting right there has to be my favourite line from this video.

  • @MinimiMax
    @MinimiMax 2 роки тому +517

    During the museum chase scene, I realized this should have been the Uncharted movie. Ryan Reynolds fits the role of Nathan Drake perfectly and the situation itself was just very Uncharted-like.

    • @Locadel2003
      @Locadel2003 2 роки тому +68

      Ryan reynolds can be a better Nathan Drake than Tom holland 😂

    • @Celeste2997
      @Celeste2997 2 роки тому +11

      @@Locadel2003 Couldn't agree more!

    • @rosecomet18
      @rosecomet18 2 роки тому +31

      @@Locadel2003 holland is too young, and isnt suited for the role

    • @knightmare5097
      @knightmare5097 2 роки тому +25

      Personally I think Nathan Fillion would been better but I respect your opinion

    • @shinichiizumi2242
      @shinichiizumi2242 2 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing

  • @eec589
    @eec589 2 роки тому +96

    Before I saw this movie, I was under the impression that they basically recycled The Hitman's Bodyguard and Hobbs and Shaw into one film and added Gadot into the mix.
    It was more ridiculous than that. It was like a worst parody of Mission Impossible and Indiana Jones. And it made Kingdom of the Crystal Skull look like a masterpiece.

    • @tc5589-1
      @tc5589-1 2 роки тому +4

      You did not watch crystal skull. That’s the movie that ends with actual aliens.

    • @eec589
      @eec589 2 роки тому +2

      @@tc5589-1 I know it ends with aliens but it wasn't as praised by critics and audiences as the previous 3. Red Notice made it look even more watchable, was my point.

    • @wannabedal-adx458
      @wannabedal-adx458 2 роки тому +2

      I agree with you completely. But I liked it only because it was mindless entertainment and sometimes that's ok. If they had said somewhere in this movie, "Are you not entertained?!?!?!?!" I would have answered - YES!
      Sometimes you need brain dead movies. To much though makes you weak and sloppy!

  • @85flip
    @85flip 2 роки тому +142

    That "foreshadowing" joke/sin was clever. Great writing as usual

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 2 роки тому +147

    Just like the soap and cleaning solution mixture, bread in a cup when combined with unpackable snow would have been capable of producing a perfectly solid snowball projectile that could have been thrown like a baseball to knockout that guard in the helicopter.

  • @porkins-84
    @porkins-84 2 роки тому +318

    The biggest sin was when the movie implied that The Rock and Gal Gadot could ever hold a relationship.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 2 роки тому +6

      Why do you say that?

    • @762x69
      @762x69 2 роки тому +110

      @@priscillajimenez27 the lack of chemistry between the two was palpable

    • @water5210
      @water5210 2 роки тому +48

      @@762x69 yeah, these 2 actors have like 0 chemistry so the plot twist doesn't feel right

    • @mikeljackson9192
      @mikeljackson9192 2 роки тому +6

      Imagine a kiss scene with Gal Gadot and it’s just ehhhh

    • @wildcatkhaya5675
      @wildcatkhaya5675 2 роки тому +8

      Haven't seen the movie, but when I saw clips of the two kissing I cringed so bad. Such an incredible mismatch. But aye, who am I to judge? These actors were specifically chosen for their star power and Dwayne Johnson is up there.

  • @brandongamingtv7545
    @brandongamingtv7545 2 роки тому +52

    18:42 missed sin removal: ed sheraan's cameo in this film. (which is probably one of my fav parts of the entire film, tbh)

    • @kyliem5812
      @kyliem5812 2 роки тому +3

      no no, that actually might have deserved a double sin

    • @dancingmonkey08
      @dancingmonkey08 2 роки тому +6

      I'm Ed Sheeran bitch! I couldn't stop laughing

    • @d-jams
      @d-jams 2 роки тому +1

      Your lucky he didn't show it he would have sinned it for a pop culture reference yet doing so in his sins, DING

  • @JuICyBLiinGeR
    @JuICyBLiinGeR 2 роки тому +172

    I’m gonna call it here first. Will Smith has “Oh hell no!” Keanu Reeves has “Woah”, Owen Wilson has “Wow”, Chris Tucker has “Daaaayyyummm”
    ..and Ryan Reynolds officially has “Mouth sexing”.

    • @bc0443
      @bc0443 2 роки тому +24

      Ryan Reynolds also has a wow it’s just less exaggerated. Does it in every movie

    • @XmaskwalkX
      @XmaskwalkX 2 роки тому

      Denzel Washington has "I guarantee" and Samuel Jackson has "Muthafucka"

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 2 роки тому +1

      @@dot.5070
      "I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh*t."

    • @asandangobese7664
      @asandangobese7664 2 роки тому

      @@Mr_Original who the fuck is Reggie?!

    • @cody44554
      @cody44554 2 роки тому

      But why?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +94

    It’s one of those films you go and watch just for its cast

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 2 роки тому +3

      Pretty much.

    • @FunBoysGaming
      @FunBoysGaming 2 роки тому +8

      and thats why i hate it. its anti film.

    • @Hachiman-nf6zc
      @Hachiman-nf6zc 2 роки тому +1

      I planned on watching it just for Ryan alone
      but now even that didn't go well

    • @bloggerblogg5878
      @bloggerblogg5878 2 роки тому +4

      not me. I don't like any of the actors, Ryan especially annoys me. I used to be a fan him.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 2 роки тому +3

      That's about the only reason why I gave it a watch - Deadpool and The Scorpion King vs Wonder Woman was too good of a premise to not give it a watch.
      I _did_ go in with very, very low expectations, though, and yea, it's definitely not a good movie but I had fun with it so it wasn't all bad.

  • @freyjanj
    @freyjanj 2 роки тому +24

    Thank you for bringing up the fact that Interpol has no jurisdiction. At all. I can't watch movies where Interpol is sending "agents" to investigate or arrest or do anything else than advise.

  • @D-OveRMinD
    @D-OveRMinD 2 роки тому +70

    Screw you. I checked my brain at the door and my whole family loved it. Also, this review is in your top 5 for me. Friggin hilarious.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 2 роки тому +9

      If you check your brain at the door, do you have to go back and get it? If so, I must not have done that back in the 80's. Has anyone seen a 35 year old brain labeled "Abby Normal"?

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 2 роки тому +8

      Yea, it's just a big dumb action flick meant to be fun brain candy. They weren't trying to make the next Casablanca or Citizen Kane, they were making a buddy action comedy circa the 1980s/1990s, and in that they succeeded.

  • @bruced6543
    @bruced6543 2 роки тому +16

    10:34 After clearing the snow off the railing, which was covered on both sides, both railings have NO SNOW. Ding!

  • @ctsean
    @ctsean 2 роки тому +31

    10:39 At this point, rocket propelled weapons traveling at 75 mph should be it's own movie cliche

  • @kawisha00
    @kawisha00 2 роки тому +70

    I’ve been waiting for this one!

    • @danmarks8330
      @danmarks8330 2 роки тому +2

      I’m waiting for No Way Home EWW

    • @handev2604
      @handev2604 2 роки тому

      @you know this What the fuck was that video??

  • @carlosestruga4322
    @carlosestruga4322 2 роки тому +2

    12:30 "...is the land of the flowers, and the light and the love" sorry you made me remember the famous song

  • @zachahrendsen5942
    @zachahrendsen5942 2 роки тому +104

    With the amount of detail current lidar tech and pick up it’s potential that they “discovered” the chamber by looking as the force distribution accross the pyramid and say that more than likely there’s a chamber there. 15:13 . Hell, they currently use lidar to find ruins in the middle of jungles and can use it to discern game trails in forrests.

  • @KAMIKAZE_PLAY
    @KAMIKAZE_PLAY 2 роки тому +28

    The cast of Red Notice :
    Ryan Reynolds As Ryan Reynolds
    Dwayne Johnson As Dwayne Johnson
    Gal Gadot As Eye Candy 🍬

  • @R1ckDeckard
    @R1ckDeckard 2 роки тому +28

    With a good rewrite this plot would be great for live action "Archer" movie. Hear me out: Jon Hamm as Sterling Archer, Beyoncé as Lana Kane. I'd buy three tickets to see it once

  • @galihxtreme
    @galihxtreme 2 роки тому +8

    Y'know, you forgot to mention, that last jungle location, was sooo similar to *"Jungle Cruise"* that if we went somewhere for a sec to get some snacks, we thought we were watching that movie when we got back

  • @renaissancejames
    @renaissancejames 2 роки тому +10

    "Profiler profiling." That is one of your best sins ever. Just perfect.

  • @marvelcommentator1435
    @marvelcommentator1435 2 роки тому +2

    18:53 YOU DID NOT! Oh my god... I love this channel!

  • @marveldcedits3461
    @marveldcedits3461 2 роки тому +12

    There can’t be anything wrong with a Ryan Reynolds movie
    He is perfect

  • @ZackStormYT
    @ZackStormYT 2 роки тому +9

    8:20 omg pffft That's the best laugh I've had so far this year thank you!

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 2 роки тому +83

    My mom and I watched this together and it was hilarious. Ngl, I truly was not expecting The Rock to be in on it.

    • @sheridanroad2001
      @sheridanroad2001 2 роки тому +8

      I only caught on when they found the third egg and cops found the bunker and thought "Why is the Rock shooting at them, he can clear his name now."

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 2 роки тому +1

      @@sheridanroad2001 I figured he bonded with ryan and wanted to help him

    • @sheridanroad2001
      @sheridanroad2001 2 роки тому

      @@priscillajimenez27 No to the point of opening fire on his supposed co-workers.
      Admittedly I had to pause the movie immediately after that scene, so by the time I got back to watching the film I saw the twist coming.
      So maybe I had too long to scrutinize his actions

    • @Adrian-dl9nb
      @Adrian-dl9nb 2 роки тому

      I guess you haven't watched Cash, Nueve Reinas, or Criminal.

    • @real_lampcap
      @real_lampcap 2 роки тому +2

      @@Adrian-dl9nb never even heard of those

  • @cudak888
    @cudak888 2 роки тому +36

    What's wrong with Red Notice? It's a live-action, third-rate ripoff of _Lupin the Third: The First_ , that's what's wrong with it. The irony is that _The First_ is also a ripoff of every action-adventure film ever, but - unlike Red Notice - the _Lupin_ film is actually entertaining.
    The only thing that _Red Notice_ does a bit better is the ending. The Lupin film feels a bit like a Marvel ripoff in that respect. But I still respect the Lupin III film over RN any day of the week.

    • @toxicturkeyy
      @toxicturkeyy 2 роки тому +2

      nah this movie was great

    • @cudak888
      @cudak888 2 роки тому +1

      @@toxicturkeyy Gotta take everything here with a grain of salt, kid.

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 2 роки тому +2

      @@cudak888 mfer Lupin III The First is what introduced me to Lupin III and I can’t thank it enough for helping wash the bullshit that was No Time To Die out of my mouth
      got me into the old Lupin episodes available for free as well

    • @cudak888
      @cudak888 2 роки тому +2

      @@tlshortyshorty5810 Hey, welcome to that _exact_ same club, and that exact same sentiment. _The First_ really was an effective mouthwash for that depressing pile of pseudo-fanservice that was NTTD.
      A shame that some elements of the Part 5 and 6 story arcs took Lupin III down the dreary road too (honestly, is anyone really having any _fun_ in Part 6?), but it's _still_ better than NTTD any day of the week. This may be an unpopular opinion, but Part 4, for all the sci-fi that was the DaVinci subplot, really did have that a spot-on balance between seriousness and a good old action-adventure. I'd even say that Unhinged Fujiko™ really did add much needed levity. Part 4 just felt as if it had the most love and care put into it of the current series.
      FYI, my POV is from watching the subs. Wasn't going to accept Part 4 without Yuji Ohno's soundtrack.

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 2 роки тому +2

      @@cudak888 I guess you can tell I’m into the (Dr!) Indiana Jones series, and Lupin, especially the really old episodes (Red Jacket/Part 2), really hit the high points for me in that regard when I found them. It managed to be really cartoonish Roger-Moore-but-weeb style while still being as serious as it needed to be and captured that sense of adventure- not to mention the baller ass soundtrack. I didn’t see much of Part 5 except the free episodes on the UA-cam channel but what I did see I really liked.
      Maybe you can hate on me for preferring the dub but it’s one of the very few anime where I prefer it. I knew Michelle Ruff for being the English VA for Huxian in Ace Combat 7, and I really feel in love with Fujiko- not just for her fanservice and style but for her ability to mercilessly roast everyone she came across.

  • @hopemueller2658
    @hopemueller2658 2 роки тому +8

    OMG! That last outtake had me both laughing and slapping my face

  • @claysmell
    @claysmell 2 роки тому +18

    "When Hobbs and Giselle kissed" - they should have put Han in this movie

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 2 роки тому +21

    I totally forgot this movie existed

    • @gregholmes6083
      @gregholmes6083 2 роки тому

      Right? And I feel like it barely came out not too long ago. It was just a movie that movied

  • @connormcawesomeface9350
    @connormcawesomeface9350 2 роки тому

    Thank you for captioning all your videos, the majority of UA-cam captions are craptions and I really appreciate it.

  • @Mad77max77
    @Mad77max77 2 роки тому +20

    I like this movie, because of the casting.
    But so many things were wrong in the story... I hope, if they do another one, they get a real good script, and it will be a great movie !

  • @itsjustmenova
    @itsjustmenova 2 роки тому +71

    I absolutely loved this movie but there was so much wrong with it because of how little the movie cared which was great

    • @DrWatson4
      @DrWatson4 2 роки тому +13

      Agreed it was what I’d call a fun movie it didn’t have to be good but with that cast you know it’s gonna be fun

  • @histeaksgaming7619
    @histeaksgaming7619 Рік тому +3

    anyone else realize CinemaSins typoed Foreshadowing as Fourshadowing at 14:46? I think they foreshadowed their four sins.

  • @Rurik_Luci
    @Rurik_Luci 2 роки тому +8

    15:56 Dwayne Johnson weighs something like 275 lb and because he only weighs that much the muscles in a bull's neck alone could send him flying 30 feet in the air. Think about what the impact of one ramming into him would do. Then after that keep in mind a bull might not just hit him so he goes flying. They are also known to bury their heads into the ground with you between their head in the ground and just drag you along trying to gut you with their horns.

    • @FernieAriel
      @FernieAriel 2 роки тому +1

      I love that you used the weight the WWE announcer uses for the Rock, lmao.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 2 роки тому +1

      @@FernieAriel I mean unless your the rocks doctor it’s all we have to go off

  • @devinosland359
    @devinosland359 2 роки тому +4

    Cinemasins has clearly never made a snowball, I'll give it to him that it was clearly not packing snow but if you have good snow, it just takes a handfull of snow and one good squeeze and you have a perfectly good snowball

    • @d-jams
      @d-jams 2 роки тому

      Yeah plus its set in Russia, this isn't like the US where half the places in the US that snow have soft snow it's RUSSIA one of the craziest places when it comes to Snow

  • @shamothecow
    @shamothecow 2 роки тому +2

    This may fall upon deaf ears but I really appreciate this Channel and it's humor. I find it hard to watch movies anymore my attention span can no longer last 2 hours. But I do like revisiting movies I have watched because I know what's going to happen and there's no anxiety in that but now I find it's even better to have those movies condensed down to 20 minutes with commentation and jokes.
    You might get millions of views and make a few dollars here and there. You might genuinely enjoy pointing at the hypocrisy of Hollywood and cliches. But I hope somebody on your staff takes solace that these videos have genuinely bettered a life and help somebody through some really bad times

  • @johnkross7227
    @johnkross7227 2 роки тому +5

    can we take a moment to appreciate cins guy for doing a job that he hates to bring us these video's. he clearly hates 99.99999% of all movies ever. but he carries on for our sake. what a guy.

  • @wetzel2411
    @wetzel2411 2 роки тому +1

    This channel has been my “little make me happy after a long day of work” secret!! Thank you for all you do!!!

  • @nstamato
    @nstamato 2 роки тому +7

    One major sin which was missed (and surely must be a first sin of this kind, maybe ever) is the fact that they misspelled Chris Diamantopoulos's name in the credits , where it's shown as "Diamantopolous" at 01:28. They MISPELLED THE NAME OF THE ACTOR IN THE MOVIE'S CREDITS 😂😂

  • @estemburdel
    @estemburdel 2 роки тому +6

    this movie reminded me so much of the rick and morty heist episode, it's like they've gotten the whole script based on that thing.
    i couldn't keep watching it past the part when Gal Gadot reveals how she made the 8m deposit.
    i'm sure it's a fun movie tho but i just couldn't sit through so much predictable "plot twist"

  • @Wild_Pilot
    @Wild_Pilot 2 роки тому +9

    Was anyone else expecting a "Roll Credits" Sin at the end with the Red Notice Stamps?
    I thought it would have been funny if he started saying the sin just to be interrupted by the later stamps.

  • @datalaughing
    @datalaughing 2 роки тому +4

    The Star Trek Voyager reference for The Rock was a deep cut. I just want you to know it was noticed and appreciated.

  • @YMESYDT
    @YMESYDT 2 роки тому +78

    Who’s gonna tell Gal Gadot that being hot is not a substitute for reciting lines like a high schooler that’s reading a script for the first time

    • @JohnSmith-yd5wq
      @JohnSmith-yd5wq 2 роки тому +12

      I swear in every movie she's in it's like she forgets how to act half way through.

    • @peacebwithu1035
      @peacebwithu1035 2 роки тому

      She was good as fish out of water Wonder woman. Tend to agree about any other roles she has. I have a feeling she was chosen because of the Jewish heritage. You know since they run most of Hollywood. So many better actors never getting a chance because gal will be forced down our throats till we gag. I like her but kinda sick of her. Ruins the suspension of belief stuff for me.

    • @mrmcawesome9746
      @mrmcawesome9746 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@peacebwithu1035 Not sure why you had to bring the fact that she's jewish into this. Gadot is a famous actress, famous actresses get all the roles they want, it's really got nothing to do with race or religion.

    • @ilovecairns5181
      @ilovecairns5181 2 роки тому

      Wtf

  • @SaintCrownMusic
    @SaintCrownMusic 2 роки тому +2

    Please continue literally shouting the locations. Gold 👌

    • @d-jams
      @d-jams 2 роки тому

      The only funny part of this video was when he said Son to the prolific asshole bit, shouting locations isn't that funny even to a toddler

  • @abohachuk4765
    @abohachuk4765 2 роки тому +6

    Bold move sinning a movie for a forty-two seconds of logos in the video with forty-seven seconds of intro

    • @d-jams
      @d-jams 2 роки тому

      Bold move indeed

  • @joshuagib_son6588
    @joshuagib_son6588 2 роки тому +9

    *complains about 42 seconds of credits*
    *also has a 45 second intro*

    • @missmoanypants
      @missmoanypants 2 роки тому +1

      Right? 🤣

    • @d-jams
      @d-jams 2 роки тому

      If you include the part where he sins the movie logos its actually 55 seconds

  • @COEYRN
    @COEYRN 2 роки тому +13

    Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place, you mentioned it!! It's real, phew, I didn't imagine it. I have never met anybody that has ever seen the show. When I was a kid I loved it and I loved Ryan Reynolds too.
    Now if I could just find somebody who has seen, Wait till your Father gets Home. Then they'll let me out🤣

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain 2 роки тому +1

      I preferred the spinoff show And A Pizza Place that just focused on the pizzas. The episode about the pizza with gorgonzola cheese and artichokes was my favorite.

    • @COEYRN
      @COEYRN 2 роки тому

      @@DoctorBiobrain Pardon my ignorance, I cannot find this spinoff. What was it called??

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain 2 роки тому +1

      @@COEYRN That was actually an SNL skit after the show dropped “And a Pizza Place” from the title and they pretended NBC picked it up as its own show that was just about pizza. I never watched the real show but always think of that skit whenever I hear it.
      I couldn’t find a video of the skit but you can read the script online if you’re interested. What’s funny is that one of their jokes was that nobody could name the two guys or the girl, but you could name where they ate. I didn’t even know Ryan Reynolds was one of the guys until this video.

    • @COEYRN
      @COEYRN 2 роки тому

      @@DoctorBiobrain Thank you for answering my question, and putting effort into looking for the skit script. That's really kind of you.
      I remember Ryan Reynolds so vividly. His talent was not better then the rest of the cast it was just??? For lack of a better explanation he was seemingly inexplicable.
      In short I never forgot him, and when he started to pop up again I always thought his talent was wasted until deadpool.

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 2 роки тому +2

    6:55. The one time you'll see Wonder Woman, Deadpool, & Black Adam in the same room together.

  • @TMX1138
    @TMX1138 2 роки тому +8

    I do want to see CinemaSins take on either Wild Wild West (which had both Will Smith and Kenneth Branagh) or Life (which was from the director of the infamous Morbius).

  • @rikidiack8006
    @rikidiack8006 2 роки тому +5

    This is the funniest cinemasins movie in a long time. Loved it

  • @NTJedi
    @NTJedi 2 роки тому +32

    17:40 >> The second biggest blunder within the movie is explained, it was painful watching this movie and seeing those vehicles start after 75 years. It's one of the best examples showing how most movie directors and movie writers are extremely stupid and would not survive in the real world.

    • @nt8747
      @nt8747 2 роки тому +5

      or you know... It's just that the writers and directors know its a movie, it's not supposed to be realistic.

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 2 роки тому +3

      @@nt8747 Ok, a live adaptation of a cartoon, I get it. 🙄

    • @rogerhalt3991
      @rogerhalt3991 2 роки тому +2

      Written AND directed by the same guy who did: Skyscraper, Dodgeball, We are the Millers, Central Intelligence, Marry Me

    • @NTJedi
      @NTJedi 2 роки тому +3

      @@nt8747 A movie needs to be realistic otherwise it's not believable and actually annoying for people of some professions!! It's the difference between a Sci-Fi moving using wormholes for space travel as compared to a Sci-Fi movie using an empty cereal box for space travel.

    • @NTJedi
      @NTJedi 2 роки тому +3

      @@MrMJmusicLover A vehicle sitting around 75 years and automatically starting has NOTHING to do with a cartoon.

  • @YaBoyJedi
    @YaBoyJedi 5 місяців тому +1

    So gotta say. I found the rock getting hit by the bull fucking hilarious. Mostly because of the thought that went into it. The "Brahma Bull" getting hit by a bull just seems right. Which I guess is the whole point and element of the scene. And now I totally understand why you do this. I'd of added a few more sins just for that fact alone. 😂😂😂😂

  • @xRiizo
    @xRiizo 2 роки тому +29

    Even though it makes no sense and has more plot holes than well something with a lot of plot holes. I still enjoyed it for the back and forth between the leads. Was entertaining enough to sit through, and Gal Gadot is just. Wow.

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 2 роки тому

      Her singing was bad tho lol, could barely watch it

  • @David_Jr
    @David_Jr 2 роки тому +1

    The Douglas Adams reference... *Chef's kiss*

  • @personrod2973
    @personrod2973 2 роки тому +9

    4:03 he pulled many more pins and you only showed him pulling one

  • @enishi4ty5
    @enishi4ty5 2 роки тому +2

    that twist literally works perfectly if it was ryan reynolds character. predictable yes, but itd serve his character better. hes lying about not trusting anyone but grows to trust the rock, to the surprise of gal gadots character (this would be during the electrocution scene where he gives up the fake egg). in the end its revealed he met her at boarding school ran away and stole to make a living but compete to keep it interesting (and he has trust issues). the rock goes to jail for helping them but recruits them to track down another thing starting the netflix equivalent of the fast and furious franchise ending in the 12th movie Black Notice where they go to space to steal teleportation blueprints from an alien mothership before Earth is wiped out by a cyber plague

  • @priscillajimenez27
    @priscillajimenez27 2 роки тому +3

    18:10 I kinda of felt disappointed by the twist too since the good guy/bad guy trope did work well. I felt sad for ryan and his reaction

  • @ivan_0590
    @ivan_0590 2 роки тому +1

    13:31 The guards speak Spanish with South American accent, but they are on Spain. The accents are completely different!
    This is like showing a guy from Texas with British accent 🤦‍♂️

  • @ancientelixir1311
    @ancientelixir1311 2 роки тому +28

    I'd laugh if the directors who filmed these movies watched this channel, said "wow he's right". They went back to the studio to edit and release an edited movie

    • @thatdrewrivers
      @thatdrewrivers 2 роки тому

      I'm quite surprised that Universal haven't gone back and finished the FX on Dwayne in The Mummy Returns and released it as an anniversary edition.

    • @rogerhalt3991
      @rogerhalt3991 2 роки тому

      Written AND directed by the same guy who did: Skyscraper, Dodgeball, We are the Millers, Central Intelligence, Marry Me. Makes total sense!

  • @LadyOnikara
    @LadyOnikara 2 роки тому

    There is a movie with the Scorpion King and Deadpool together?! How did I not hear the world explode from all this sheer awesomeness overload?!

  • @MaterWolf18DoesMc
    @MaterWolf18DoesMc 2 роки тому +5

    The Snowball sin is proof that Cinemasins has never met a Minnesotan.

  • @CuppaLLX
    @CuppaLLX 2 роки тому +13

    sorry Jer they used hours EXPLICITLY so you dont have to do time zone math. a 8 hour fight still takes 8 physical hours even if you cross 3 time zone and its winds up yesterday, YOU are still 8 hours later. Uses non volatile time in the cards makes more sense, like wise, AS YOU POINTED OUT, because of time zones when somone says they only knew a person for 2 days that is ALSO correct and 2 days IS volitile time effected by time zones.

  • @bladegriffin6294
    @bladegriffin6294 2 роки тому +6

    I'd see what you did there very clever for the tally of total sins that was classic.

  • @christianparrish6647
    @christianparrish6647 2 роки тому +29

    Yes! I love this movie! I wasn't expecting that plot twist though.

    • @TJ-W
      @TJ-W 2 роки тому +2

      You’re joking, right?

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 2 роки тому +1

      @@TJ-W are you talking to me or the spam bot?

    • @tenebrousoul9368
      @tenebrousoul9368 2 роки тому

      @@christianparrish6647 when the future promised sex robots, this is not what I imagined. 😂

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 2 роки тому

      @@tenebrousoul9368 well, I'm not into that.

    • @tenebrousoul9368
      @tenebrousoul9368 2 роки тому +2

      @@christianparrish6647 nor am I, but if I can't have hoverboards, or flying cars, or a cyborg body, I should be able to see robots walking around. 😁.
      Hell, I'd settle for one of those George Jetson houses on a giant beam.

  • @hollyperrin7353
    @hollyperrin7353 2 роки тому +20

    The snowball sin brought back an elementary school memory of the snowball sin that we would get in trouble for on the playground in Bend, Oregon. That sin being packing snow around a rock and pegging someone in the head with it. Good times. Good times.

    • @TheZerok666
      @TheZerok666 2 роки тому +2

      You could kill someone with that, by the way. Don't do that, kids.

  • @JakkFrost1
    @JakkFrost1 2 роки тому +4

    18:45 Since it's happened in at least 3 or 4 movies now, isn't it about time to coin the "Gal Gadot at the Louvre cliche" sin?

  • @Rocksock333
    @Rocksock333 2 роки тому +3

    “I did Nazi that coming” 16:53 that closed caption gold😂😂

    • @THEMathHacker-121
      @THEMathHacker-121 2 роки тому

      Except he put not nazi which doesn’t scan unfortunately

  • @luckymo_on
    @luckymo_on 2 роки тому

    Ryan : "My father was a prolific asshole "
    CinemaSins : SON??!!!!
    I DIED ☠️☠️

  • @Zombiesnyder13
    @Zombiesnyder13 2 роки тому +13

    When a movie spends a fortune with a heavy cast, extravagant wardrobe and exotic locations
    You know that little was spent to make the script

  • @Highimdadtwo
    @Highimdadtwo 7 місяців тому +1

    Love watching a movie I enjoyed, then seeing what the Sin Counter says about it lol

  • @andyhighroller8217
    @andyhighroller8217 2 роки тому +3

    11:48 OKAY, that’s definitely one of my favorite “my college girlfriend…” jokes

  • @LucyAdroit
    @LucyAdroit 2 роки тому +2

    My cousin chose this for us to watch and then disappeared before it was over. So it was up to me to rant and rave about it LOL

  • @serban031
    @serban031 2 роки тому +11

    You can definitely make a snowball that quickly with the right kind of snow.

  • @DesireeV
    @DesireeV 2 роки тому

    I was amused that I decided to watch this movie this morning before I found out that you guys put out this video. XD

  • @belmoon01
    @belmoon01 2 роки тому +3

    "what if he has a beatstar box to open?"
    i feel called out

    • @d-jams
      @d-jams 2 роки тому

      That reference hurt me too, Also that sin is completely stupid, the Rich dude is not gonna check his phone at a party for a Beatstar Box opening, one your not gonna hear that shit in a party anyway (Vibrate I guess if you wanna counter there), two if your checking your Phone at a party for Beatstar then that's a pretty boring party, three Beatstar boxes take from 3 to 5 hours to open and even then your not guaranteed a song if you play the game casually so 3 sins for CinemaSins

  • @trainliketobee6815
    @trainliketobee6815 2 роки тому +1

    “Four brothers” with mark Andre 3000 and tyrese next!
    Or “2 guns” with denzel

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 2 роки тому +2

    Ryan Reynolds, Jim Carrey and Paul Rudd are the few actors who basically like to play themselves on every movies they're in but we still like them!

    • @mexiguero646
      @mexiguero646 2 роки тому

      I’m sorry..Jim Carrey? He’s the best character actor of his generation AND probably this one. The other two I agree. Add Owen Wilson!

  • @peralus2008
    @peralus2008 2 роки тому

    Been waiting on you to do this one 😁

  • @evanhansen5064
    @evanhansen5064 2 роки тому +3

    i love how satisfied he was with himself for the hours sins

    • @d-jams
      @d-jams 2 роки тому

      Because that was the only real critical sin he made during "watching" the movie

  • @jusk_k144
    @jusk_k144 2 роки тому

    Let's go a new vid Im always happy to see that, Keep up the work love your vids

  • @UEDCommander
    @UEDCommander 2 роки тому +3

    16:56
    Ok, but can we talk about those force names on the map? Why is every numbered army titled "red"? WTF is a "shock-army"? How exactly did the 15th "Red Shock-Army" get to Berlin when the 15th Army was assigned to EMD throughout the entire war and only participated in Manchurian offensive? Do your research, movie.

  • @anthonydavis5288
    @anthonydavis5288 2 роки тому +1

    16:15
    Imagine a game where you have like 4+ categories and you have to guess where 4 scenes go. Categories could be "Rock Paper Skip", "One Sin Off", "My College Girlfriend", and "Exposition Extra Sins".
    There could be more categories but I can't think of any rn. Would love suggestions. Copywrite would be a nightmare but I'd play it

  • @Hachiman-nf6zc
    @Hachiman-nf6zc 2 роки тому +3

    8:47 did he really just do that 😂

  • @gabiluch87
    @gabiluch87 2 роки тому

    I havent watched this movie, was just waiting for you to tear it apart

  • @legeluga1206
    @legeluga1206 2 роки тому +5

    The part that annoyed me the most about this movie was that they stored all the money they got in a bank that was easily able to be hacked, why not store it in crypto, or gold or anything that can’t be hacked in 5 seconds. Also storing it all in the same bank? Wtf

  • @ravenclaw_ramen
    @ravenclaw_ramen Рік тому

    "lidar lidar pants on fidar" LMAOOO THAT WAS SO SIMPLE BUT SO GOOD I LOVE THAT SO FUCKING MUCHHHH 💀😭

  • @KryptoKn8
    @KryptoKn8 2 роки тому +8

    I watched this movie and I just love Ryan Reynolds and Dwayne Johnson on 1 screen at the same time

  • @theimperfektman
    @theimperfektman 2 роки тому +1

    It doesnt matter what you do. It only matters what they think you've done. "CinemaSins!" XD never change 🎩

  • @koolkid3161
    @koolkid3161 2 роки тому +23

    Ryan Reynolds can almost do no wrong nowadays

    • @sdmartell22
      @sdmartell22 2 роки тому

      Almost?

    • @Locadel2003
      @Locadel2003 2 роки тому +5

      Free guy, Deadpool, Hitman's wife bodyguard, The adam project, Red Notice....all really fun movies that just want to be enjoyable and entertaining. Also just friends, the voices, change-up. I love the man

  • @XanderShiller
    @XanderShiller 2 роки тому +1

    16:02 "WRESTLING!" the punchline you're looking for is "wrestling".