Brodie Speaks (Chronologically)

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  • A tribute to my namesake and favorite character in film, Jason Lee's Brodie Bruce from 1995s "Mallrats". Presented chronologically, what I consider to be every 'punchline' Brodie delivered.
    All rights reserved to Gramercy/NBC Universal/NBC Pictures. "Susanne" by Weezer taken from the Mallrats soundtrack.
    This video is fair use under U.S. copyright law because it is noncommercial and transformative in nature, uses no more of the original than necessary, and has no negative effect on the market for the original work.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 294

  • @robot44k
    @robot44k 10 років тому +396

    Mallrats is maybe the most underrated film in Kevin Smith's repertoire :")

    • @THE1ANDONLYCUBIX
      @THE1ANDONLYCUBIX 9 років тому +36

      I honestly think it's the best of the kevin smith films. Jason Lee steals the show and its awesome

    • @TexTexanCWB
      @TexTexanCWB 9 років тому +1

      Totally agree with you Pokman

    • @598superchris
      @598superchris 8 років тому +3

      Mallrats is his worst film.

    • @SimplyLimbo
      @SimplyLimbo 7 років тому +16

      CTDawg Townsend thats because ure from the internet generation. when we were 15/16 we hit the streets every fucking day.

    • @CalibanL
      @CalibanL 7 років тому +4

      I don't think it's a generation thing at all. I guess I'm skirting the edge of "Internet generation" and was definitely not hanging at malls as a teen but the movie is just funny.

  • @eatonkevin
    @eatonkevin 10 років тому +167

    that kid is back on the god damn escalator

    • @joepermenter7228
      @joepermenter7228 3 роки тому +3

      Leave it alone.

    • @listentocky1
      @listentocky1 3 роки тому +1

      @@joepermenter7228 WHAT??

    • @steffen3535
      @steffen3535 4 місяці тому

      This bit has had a grip on me since I was 8 years old, and I still use it today if I see a kid on escalator

  • @BurghFinsFan
    @BurghFinsFan 11 років тому +69

    Jason Lee is such a great actor. Funny as hell too!

    • @shane6284
      @shane6284 2 роки тому +7

      He was a great skateboarder too.

    • @vicentechavira1549
      @vicentechavira1549 Рік тому

      Ya I just found that out tonight! I grew up with kids that loved skating and those bastards never told me! He’s a bad ass skater!

  • @CRM2006
    @CRM2006 9 років тому +70

    That kid is BACK on the ESCALATOR again!
    Can't wait for Mallrats 2.

  • @ameliathornhill7131
    @ameliathornhill7131 5 років тому +85

    The fact that Brodie and Randal are related makes so much sense.my two favorite characters.

    • @MrManowar6
      @MrManowar6 4 роки тому +1

      Wait, they are? How?

    • @electrickoathanger
      @electrickoathanger 4 роки тому +17

      @@MrManowar6 They're both cousins. It's only vaguely hinted at in the movies, but it's confirmed in the comics.

    • @heggy_69
      @heggy_69 4 роки тому +1

      @@electrickoathanger wait they're cousins? So....randall had a cat up his ass?

    • @KombatGod
      @KombatGod 4 роки тому +7

      @@heggy_69 They have a common cousin: the Walter that Brodie mentions here was also mentioned by Randall in Clerks. I'm not sure if the comics explicitly confirm their relation specifically (they could have a common cousin but not be cousins themselves) or just that the cousin Walt is indeed the same.

    • @ameliathornhill7131
      @ameliathornhill7131 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah they are cousins . there's a diagram that connects the viewaskew universe on the DVD release of chasing Amy.

  • @Treyworld
    @Treyworld 10 років тому +126

    Randal, Brodie, Holden, Banky and Jay & Silent Bob are the best characters in the Askewniverse. If I had to pick one, It'd be Brodie Bruce all the way.

    • @jacobdehaan4114
      @jacobdehaan4114 5 років тому +1

      Treyworld Same here

    • @kanekochera6595
      @kanekochera6595 2 роки тому +2

      I just dig that it's Jason Lee an ex pro skater

    • @HoustonT17
      @HoustonT17 2 роки тому +2

      A Brodie/Randal crossover would have been the greatest (Walt and Bry)

    • @Pordrack
      @Pordrack 2 роки тому

      @@HoustonT17 I think that they both need a more annoyed and down to earth friend in order to work comically on the long term. Without people to annoy I don't think Randall would be as funny, he would just be speechless, and TS gave Brodie a goal. The two together would just awkwardly deliver unearned punchline wihtout facing adversity.

    • @HoustonT17
      @HoustonT17 2 роки тому +1

      @@Pordrack you've obviously never listened to Tell Em Steve-Dave... 12yrs, 600+ episodes, basically the real life Randall and Brodie podcast

  • @datdude303
    @datdude303 10 років тому +42

    autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking

  • @sinisamarkovic6528
    @sinisamarkovic6528 2 роки тому +6

    im turning 40 this year, this is my go to movie to feel better about my youth

  • @thegeek4720
    @thegeek4720 8 років тому +39

    Ive just noticed that in all of Kevin Smith's movies, they star a normal guy and their loud mouth friend, ex. Jay and Silent bob, randal and Dante, Brodie and T.S.

    • @thegeek4720
      @thegeek4720 8 років тому +11

      oh yeah and Bankie and Holden from Chasing Amy

    • @CoLeMaWeSoMe
      @CoLeMaWeSoMe 7 років тому +8

      Eh, everyone's got their thing. Steven Spielberg can't stop writing about his dad.

    • @SimplyLimbo
      @SimplyLimbo 7 років тому +3

      The Geek yes and even the angels from dogma. Loki keeps talking lol

    • @jerryryanto5729
      @jerryryanto5729 7 років тому

      The Geek Don't Forget Holden and Banky Edward.

    • @thegeek4720
      @thegeek4720 7 років тому

      Jerry Ryanto i didnt

  • @eyeseer1
    @eyeseer1 2 роки тому +18

    Brodie grew up to be Earl Hickey and voiced Syndrome for The Incredibles.
    Can you believe this movie will be 30 years old?

  • @manuelgonzales7084
    @manuelgonzales7084 9 років тому +34

    How dare me! I never noticed T.S. donning a Clerks hat at the flea market.... !!!

    • @trouty42
      @trouty42 8 років тому +9

      +Manuel Gonzales Best part is when he takes the hat off and looks at the front he recoils in disgust and flings it back where he got it from.

    • @jimmylangdon6121
      @jimmylangdon6121 6 років тому +1

      Eagle eye!

    • @boombapdoom493
      @boombapdoom493 5 років тому

      Blasphemy

  • @Dumpstermuffin1
    @Dumpstermuffin1 5 років тому +16

    10 years from now this movie will make no sense to kids, they will be like "what the hell is a mall"

    • @kooksonzooks
      @kooksonzooks Місяць тому

      i was born in 2006 i thankfully understand all the jokes

  • @mikemack427
    @mikemack427 11 років тому +41

    Kevin smith and pals always make me laugh. Im almost 39 and still the humor lasts.

    • @kaan3874
      @kaan3874 4 роки тому +1

      45 now. Time flies.

  • @rocknrollmonkey8668
    @rocknrollmonkey8668 4 роки тому +6

    Missed what is probably the best Brodie line in the movie. When he shakes hands with, and stinkpalms, Mr. Svenning and says, "Wow! Would you feel that iron grip handshake! Like Burt Reynolds and shit", and the whole 'chocolate covered pretzel' thing.

  • @danieldevito6380
    @danieldevito6380 2 роки тому +4

    Brodie's reaction to the closed comic book skip is hilarious LMFAO

  • @PetalWings76
    @PetalWings76 7 років тому +15

    Breakfast Shmekfast. Reasonably, Shmeasonably. :)

  • @soccerprog226
    @soccerprog226 11 років тому +10

    Little boys should fear and respect escalators, dammit.

  • @Rgoid
    @Rgoid 9 років тому +16

    You should have included his scene from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".

  • @stanleyshady9465
    @stanleyshady9465 3 роки тому +13

    I dunno critics were so harsh about this movie.. it's soooo good

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 3 роки тому

      55% isn’t that harsh.

    • @stanleyshady9465
      @stanleyshady9465 3 роки тому +1

      @@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 yea that's bad for back in the days.. now that's kinda normal cuz movies suck in general anymore.. plus they didn't make as much as they projected.. Kevin Smith it was a Theatrical failure out of all his movies

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 3 роки тому

      @@stanleyshady9465 that’s not bad for “back in the days” lol gigli got like a 3%. This has a 57% which means 43% didn’t like. More people liked it than didn’t. So therefore it’s not considered that bad. Also critics are a joke, look at all the audience scores. That’s what really counts

    • @stanleyshady9465
      @stanleyshady9465 3 роки тому

      ​@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 yea that was my main point.. 'Critics' don't know what they're talking about.. and Gigli is in no way shape or form any comparison to this movie.. I said out of all of Kevin Smiths movies.. I said Theatrical reviews, you pulled 57% from Rotten fuckin Tomatoes' current rating? Really? 1, their ratings aren't even accurate by any standards.. and 2, 57 is still bad

  • @moviewookie6580
    @moviewookie6580 5 років тому +11

    Brodie was the best thing about Mallrats, completely overshadowed T.S. in my opinion.

    • @slimbrady6691
      @slimbrady6691 5 років тому

      T.S. is honestly fucking terrible. Every time he opens his mouth it almost ruins the scene.

    • @slimbrady6691
      @slimbrady6691 5 років тому

      @dont let me down Yea really. He's absolutely awful.

    • @slimbrady6691
      @slimbrady6691 5 років тому +2

      @dont let me down Not even an opinion, Dude, he's a bad actor. It's a blatant fact.

    • @brawndothethirstmutilator9848
      @brawndothethirstmutilator9848 3 роки тому

      He played a good role in Dazed and Confused...don’t think he’s managed another one ever.

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 3 роки тому +3

      @@brawndothethirstmutilator9848 not him. That’s his twin brother Jason London

  • @totalpartykill999
    @totalpartykill999 8 місяців тому

    you may or may not have been Brodie back in high school, but everybody had a friend like Brodie back in high school.

  • @Bru21om
    @Bru21om 4 роки тому +12

    (Looking at comics, then at the vendor) “these should have boards in them! Bloody savage.” -Brodie Bruce

  • @kierantobin4553
    @kierantobin4553 9 років тому +17

    Have you guys ever seen Inside Out?
    In my head, Brodie is my Disgust.

    • @cutekitty1212
      @cutekitty1212 8 років тому

      With the comic loving it sounds like he would be my joy :)

    • @colekoopmans3819
      @colekoopmans3819 3 роки тому

      Inside Out? Like Zack De La Rocha's band before Rage Against the Machine

  • @PetalWings76
    @PetalWings76 11 років тому +29

    I LOVE the smell of commerce in the morning ! Yeah about a million things but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand them all !

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels 8 років тому +16

    Tell em Steve Dave

  • @RetroGirl85
    @RetroGirl85 8 років тому +6

    that kid.. that kid IS BACK, ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN! would you leave it alone? WHAT!! lol

  • @jacobdehaan4114
    @jacobdehaan4114 5 років тому +4

    I love how he got to punch his hated rival at the end

  • @gunsammoguy9841
    @gunsammoguy9841 8 років тому +6

    brodie is fucking hilarious all hail the king

  • @drewrosecrans9728
    @drewrosecrans9728 2 роки тому +5

    1995 takes me back one of my favorites next to clerks 1994 man the 90s ruled!!!

  • @dsalvatier
    @dsalvatier 9 років тому +18

    Thanks for making this video. I'm working on a Mallrats piece for Gallery 1988 and this is exactly what I needed to get started on my Brodie-centric piece. Do it, Doug!!!

    • @PeckerComics
      @PeckerComics 7 років тому +1

      did you ever finish it. I'd love to see it

    • @dsalvatier
      @dsalvatier 7 років тому +3

      Indeed. Kevin actually tweeted it out. www.behance.net/gallery/31214919/Its-Mall-or-Nothing-(Gallery-1988)

    • @PeckerComics
      @PeckerComics 7 років тому +1

      I really love this! I'm a graphic design major right now and would love to do some work like this. What's your process?

    • @boombapdoom493
      @boombapdoom493 4 роки тому

      Yes great job !!

  • @Juanotabali
    @Juanotabali 3 роки тому +5

    Recently a wrestler stage named Brody Lee died, he was a good man.
    His name is the fusion of the name Jason Lee and Brody Bruce.
    I can imagine he and his friends watching this movie thinking... Jon, you look alike Jason Lee.

  • @helloimtab
    @helloimtab 7 років тому +6

    With closed captioning on..
    2:42: "Krygystand is not part of the food court"

  • @TheLaundryMat
    @TheLaundryMat 5 років тому +7

    It’s at this point you should realize that My Name is Earl is a Mallrats spin-off

    • @GullibleMcFly
      @GullibleMcFly 4 роки тому +2

      Except it wasn't even a fraction of the funny...

  • @Dolphins-ov5oe
    @Dolphins-ov5oe 4 роки тому +9

    He nailed this role

  • @PetalWings76
    @PetalWings76 11 років тому +9

    Breakfast Shmekfast :P

  • @PetalWings76
    @PetalWings76 11 років тому +7

    My cousin was a weird guy. LOL

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 2 роки тому +5

    “Some parent-I don’t care which one” is an underrated quote in my opinion.

  • @xzaviorramirez9008
    @xzaviorramirez9008 2 роки тому +2

    Did anyone notice the clerks hat ?

  • @pinkduskstone1543
    @pinkduskstone1543 6 років тому +6

    That’s why Mr. Incredible called Buddy “Brodie”!

  • @PhantasMc86
    @PhantasMc86 10 років тому +5

    What do you mean and? That's like a metaphor for our whole relationship. I know exactly how he feels, ::wells up::, excuse me.

    • @gizmod22
      @gizmod22 7 років тому +1

      Ha, I wish they left that line in from the cashier. xD

  • @patricksnavely7506
    @patricksnavely7506 6 років тому +5

    Brodie and Banky are the same character to me... 😆😆😆

  • @sarasteinberg2905
    @sarasteinberg2905 5 років тому +11

    The girl didn't pick Suitor #3, so he became Ted Cruz.

  • @vtrucks24
    @vtrucks24 4 роки тому +6

    "Do it Doug!"

  • @ArchGanon
    @ArchGanon 10 років тому +4

    JESUS CHRIST there are just somethings you cant talk about in public!!!

  • @loganeide6472
    @loganeide6472 7 років тому +9

    I was named after this movie

    • @boombapdoom493
      @boombapdoom493 4 роки тому +3

      So your name is mallrat?

    • @morphingmonaghan
      @morphingmonaghan 4 роки тому +1

      I named my kid Brodie... hes 13 now and I just told him yesterday why

  • @PetalWings76
    @PetalWings76 11 років тому +5

    Dude...thanks for uploading this ! I Freaking LOVE Brodieman !!!!!! :D

  • @brianvice1144
    @brianvice1144 4 роки тому +4

    People dog the movie, but I love it and it no doubt launched Lee's career. What a charismatic performance.

  • @EdRyanGuitar
    @EdRyanGuitar 3 роки тому +3

    He's right about the cookie stand.

  • @matth3w2002
    @matth3w2002 5 років тому +2

    At 1:56 HOLY SHIT IT'S EARL AND RANDY!!!

  • @kaelanburke2097
    @kaelanburke2097 2 роки тому +1

    Holy shit it's fucking Earl Hicky I just realized that

  • @ireneonly
    @ireneonly 5 років тому +5

    The name amongst names

  • @Rawsilver
    @Rawsilver 9 років тому +5

    TESD! TESD! TELL EM STEVE DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Infinite.Worldz
    @Infinite.Worldz 2 роки тому +1

    Kevin Smith unfortunately made Jason lee funny for a time.

  • @philiprobertson395
    @philiprobertson395 2 роки тому +2

    Jason lee should have gotten a fuckin Oscar for this performance. Never get tired or it

  • @LucidStew
    @LucidStew 3 роки тому +1

    network producer: "Have you ever considered hosting your own talk show?" Brodie: "Yeah"

  • @caddyshack12190
    @caddyshack12190 10 років тому +2

    You missed "WHAT LIKE FUCKING?"

  • @Dane_Youssef
    @Dane_Youssef 3 роки тому +2

    Jason Lee made this movie.

  • @dominicrufolo9436
    @dominicrufolo9436 5 років тому +1

    Jeff Anderson needed to be in this movie

    • @slimbrady6691
      @slimbrady6691 5 років тому +1

      Seriously, replace T.S. with Randal.

  • @InfamousPigeon
    @InfamousPigeon 3 роки тому +2

    The banter between the two reminds me of pulp fiction for some reason.

  • @jonstefanik9400
    @jonstefanik9400 10 років тому +4

    Brodie man, Snoochie Noochies!!!

  • @michaelgraham9774
    @michaelgraham9774 7 років тому +5

    I feel like I'm the Brodie in my group.

  • @midletonhole4528
    @midletonhole4528 8 років тому +4

    i hope brodies going to be in mall rats 2 it wont be the fucking same with out him

    • @gunsammoguy9841
      @gunsammoguy9841 8 років тому

      there will be a sequel !?!?!

    • @maxnieder2685
      @maxnieder2685 8 років тому

      +Evan Bright yeah it's going to be a 10 episode miniseries. The whole cast is coming back too

    • @gunsammoguy9841
      @gunsammoguy9841 8 років тому

      INCREDIBLE

  • @mdyiya
    @mdyiya 10 років тому +3

    Why can't there be a black character like Brodie?

  • @aeongod
    @aeongod 3 роки тому

    DO IT, DOUG!

  • @spacemanmonster23
    @spacemanmonster23 9 років тому +3

    I miss his Brodie...

  • @KEVMAN7987
    @KEVMAN7987 5 років тому +2

    Jason Lee got one free punch on Batman.

  • @MrBooYa-yd5er
    @MrBooYa-yd5er Рік тому +1

    Something about the ending of this song always makes me very sad and nostalgic.

  • @linkinlady06
    @linkinlady06 7 років тому +2

    Brodie was my favorite character I love this movie XD

  • @chrisxavier3147
    @chrisxavier3147 3 роки тому +2

    Genius character

  • @lect0n7
    @lect0n7 2 роки тому

    _“…Nobody Mentions the phenomenon to anyone else…”_
    …how the fuck did *HE* hear about it then?!?
    _(I swear, I’ve had that question since the first time I saw this film when I was 10 years-old when it was new in 5th grade)_

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels 7 років тому +3

    tell em steve dave

  • @davekon5957
    @davekon5957 3 роки тому

    Boogie Shoes in the flea market

  • @shaundis2117
    @shaundis2117 5 років тому

    Brrrroadie buddy

  • @PetalWings76
    @PetalWings76 6 років тому +1

    Boy Wonder ? I'm All Man Lady ! ;)

  • @RoryRamshot
    @RoryRamshot 2 роки тому

    Live it

  • @KrakenCacophony
    @KrakenCacophony 6 років тому +2

    Love it. One of the best characters ever.

  • @Paul77ozee
    @Paul77ozee 21 день тому

    Suzanne is one of weezers best songs. Back when Matt Sharp was part of the band.

  • @brodiecrichton1753
    @brodiecrichton1753 20 днів тому

    what have i stumbled upon? this was in my recommendations...

  • @007coleyfoley
    @007coleyfoley 7 років тому

    COLEY FOLEY SAYS: "THERE'S A LITTLE BOY CAUGHT IN THE ESCALATOR...!" HAHAHA! (AND... JUST NOTICED THE FUCKIN "NOTES" ON "JAY & SILENT BOB'S" PLANS.... HAHAHAHA!) ON "STARZ" AGAIN RIGHT NOW.

  • @PetalWings76
    @PetalWings76 7 років тому +1

    Boy Wonder ! I'm All Man lady ! :D

  • @heathenbreathinfire
    @heathenbreathinfire 7 років тому +1

    One of my faves also. I used to compare my best friend and I to Ts and Brodie.

  • @PetalWings76
    @PetalWings76 7 років тому +1

    That kid is Back on the escalator again ! :P

  • @iTwistedYourStitches
    @iTwistedYourStitches 11 років тому +20

    Brodie is just my favourite.
    I'll never get enough Jason Lee

  • @erichall3326
    @erichall3326 11 місяців тому

    "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."

  • @Master.Daddy.Wicked
    @Master.Daddy.Wicked 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite Kevin Smith movie

  • @MSJChem
    @MSJChem Рік тому

    8:58 this is one of the Brodie's best moments

  • @TheAspieGamer66
    @TheAspieGamer66 4 роки тому

    TS Quint predicted Superman Returns

  • @KimWhitneyPerezStory
    @KimWhitneyPerezStory 9 років тому

    So like if this were a developing comic... Then Silent Bobs lil sis Storey who hung out way too much with Jay.. Her arch Rival is Brodie.. For her turned into a shit stain that lives down the street from the vintage faire Mall and from me who lives closer to the Mall... My true friends who were known mainly for hanging out in front of a liquor store.... They sell magazines and Porno magazines there but at many stores they weren't clear so in Storey travels to New England she met this dude who called her Stoney he's from Boston... & now there they have a sign ya can't buy pornography with their EBT cards... I was freaked out man... They put a sign I must get back to explain to my friends at the California liquor store they can't purchase Pornography with their FoodStamps... My Friend Jay who is disposed to treat me like a sister... I had to run and stop him before he got in trouble they almost got him once for pissing at the park... He pretended to a pharaoh from American Graffiti... It isn't fair though he actually said when they threw us in back of the police car together! What the fuvk he do officer the cop made jokes at me, and said don't try to be a hero! Later he got off on the charge... I explained what was happened. Currently in Massachusetts...since we have known each other for years! I was horrified at the thought of him going down again for such ridiculous offenses... I get the girl got offender when offered to take her out to eat with his food stamp card... But she was hooker under cover police... They were now gotcha Jay buying Pornography with your Food stamps... Bitch jay said I was eating New England Clam chowder not you!! I need to call my Attorney Storey... She doesn't say anything how do you plan to get out of jail... She plead the fifth and I have a right to have your public's pretender all she has to do is show up... Watch this shit Jay told a guy being booked in jail... My friend is lawyer like dead silence. The movie.. Shhh... Based loosely on a true story....

  • @TheTigermask1
    @TheTigermask1 11 років тому +1

    the rug munchers ha!

  • @echolot
    @echolot 4 роки тому +1

    01:36 savage

  • @AvianSavara
    @AvianSavara 2 роки тому

    "Oh now I'm not like rush Limbaugh"
    No you're like Ted Cruz

  • @BillySotherden
    @BillySotherden 2 роки тому +1

    TELL EM STEVE DAVE!

  • @jacobgarrity9055
    @jacobgarrity9055 2 роки тому

    Syndrome is hanging out with his friends at the Mall and wants his girlfriend back again and meeting Stan Lee

  • @BillySotherden
    @BillySotherden 2 роки тому

    08:32 best part, just Brodie selling this dude out as hard as he can 'hey this guys a homophobe,' with the double finger point, just baiting him into arguing any random position.

  • @juanmarquez6641
    @juanmarquez6641 4 роки тому

    38,961 wifes i got them all pregnant plus i wear and aid impersonators outfit

  • @juanmarquez6641
    @juanmarquez6641 4 роки тому

    Impersonators outfits ill infra ip legally i own cartoonetwork tv channel my bot aid toonami will op

  • @ihopcsx
    @ihopcsx 2 роки тому

    Mallrats biodome and skateboards. And weed. Yup. Good times

  • @GoGetUrShineBoxx
    @GoGetUrShineBoxx 5 років тому

    I came here for "aww shut the fuck up Gil" I was disappointed.

  • @juanmarquez6641
    @juanmarquez6641 4 роки тому

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  • @weirdbeard1980
    @weirdbeard1980 8 місяців тому

    This is the first DVD I ever owned