the Dragon Age: VEILGUARD™ steam forums discuss the return to form

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  • @YoFryman
    @YoFryman Місяць тому +420

    "Real Gaymers know when to shut up and consume product."- Npc somewhere

    • @joshuaandrewson3091
      @joshuaandrewson3091 Місяць тому

      Wake up, consoom slop and never ask questions like a good goy.

    • @sarentheadept
      @sarentheadept Місяць тому +2

      Lmaooo this is exactly what they did

  • @tayman9011
    @tayman9011 Місяць тому +231

    My favorite part is when people call you "sensitive", "fragile", and/or "delicate" as they are losing their mind over you not liking a game.

    • @Nathdood
      @Nathdood Місяць тому +48

      Projection is their only skill

    • @dyykkarifin2454
      @dyykkarifin2454 Місяць тому

      And at the same time the wokies are the most fragile and sensitive people that exist... They're always claiming that criticism is "harrasment and abuse" and they cry when someone "misgenders" them when in reality they are just calling them what they are.

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail Місяць тому +17

      Projecting themselves on others and using the smallest of things to completely reject reality is their whole m.o

    • @fatsurprise7892
      @fatsurprise7892 Місяць тому +1

      When stupid people want to insult others, they hurl the thing that would (to them) be the most hurtful insinuation. Just toss it right back at them and remind them that they are the minority and should watch it.

    • @ninjartist36
      @ninjartist36 Місяць тому +1

      "I CAST SELF PROJECTION"

  • @MrPistoleroGun
    @MrPistoleroGun Місяць тому +269

    I love how most of the defenders just tell you "you don't like it ? Just do something else lol"
    Ha yes, let me quickly find out what's your favorite game/movie/show/book/activity, pick it, ruin it beyond repair in the most awful way possible, throw it at you with the same name and description, and once you complain ... i'll tell you to just go pick a new hobby ☺you'll love it dear, you'll love it

    • @noseyparker8130
      @noseyparker8130 Місяць тому +37

      Years ago there was a book series with a main character named Thomas Covenant. One of the themes in the series was (loosely paraphrased, it was a long time ago) "What can you do to a man after you've taken away everything he loves in the whole world?" Answer: You give back the one thing he loves the most........BROKEN!

    • @SirMirror890
      @SirMirror890 Місяць тому +23

      Jokes on them, while they keep telling themselves it’s not that bad so they don’t feel like an idiot for paying $70 for it, I’ll be playing Morrowind, a game that’s over 20 years old and has more player freedom, infinitely better writing and story, a unique setting and feel and only cost me $5

    • @blindedjourneyman
      @blindedjourneyman Місяць тому +5

      I took their advice I now draw and dev my own awful games, but its much more fan than the slop.

    • @skrpto
      @skrpto Місяць тому +3

      Why don’t they never follow their own advice

    • @subtledemisefox
      @subtledemisefox Місяць тому +1

      ​@@blindedjourneyman have you released any of your games yet? If so, I would love to support indie devs.

  • @Thorgrax
    @Thorgrax Місяць тому +703

    "Destroy the child. Corrupt them all." - Corinne "gendermancer" Busche, game director of veilguard

    • @EcchiRevenge
      @EcchiRevenge Місяць тому +68

      WHAT DO I DO, LORD!?

    • @anon7596
      @anon7596 Місяць тому

      THESE PEOPLE. ARE. DEMONS!!

    • @HaloDefinitiveEdition
      @HaloDefinitiveEdition Місяць тому +41

      ​@@EcchiRevengePrepare the Deus Vault. Start the Holy Crusade against the Evil, my Child!

    • @moister3727
      @moister3727 Місяць тому +14

      Nah, villain type shi

    • @justaguyonyoutube4592
      @justaguyonyoutube4592 Місяць тому

      This is their plan people, these are DEMONS!

  • @twiggledy5547
    @twiggledy5547 Місяць тому +235

    "why do you even care?"
    Well f me for enjoying dragon age games growing up

    • @SirMirror890
      @SirMirror890 Місяць тому +64

      “Bro just accept us highjacking a beloved franchise and bastardising it to stroke our own egos at the expense of the long time fans”

    • @mariuszmoraw3571
      @mariuszmoraw3571 Місяць тому +25

      Yeah, basically:
      *Become fan of franchise*
      *Few years later*
      *Globbies try to make world woke*
      *So your studio franchise get hijacked - people who never even touched game nor care about it start to make decisions about it*
      "Why do you even care?"
      Yeah, f me sideways for having something I liked and you coming and taking it away from me.
      But tables to be reversed soon...

    • @markuskarl9531
      @markuskarl9531 Місяць тому +3

      Dragon Age was the first RPG I played. I got it for free by an origin handout and since my parents didn't allow me to play 18+ games back when I was about 15 or so. I spend a big portion of my summer holidays on this game, and I developed my love for video games with it. It's just sad what gaming has become now.

    • @strikerdx2
      @strikerdx2 Місяць тому +3

      I completed origins 9 times and started campaign even more times. It's still my favourite game. Ofc i care how these braindeads destroy it.

    • @rhett3185
      @rhett3185 Місяць тому +2

      @@strikerdx2Nope. You’re not allowed to care when they steal your childhood/fun times with a good game and piledrive it down to the depths of hell.

  • @Alex-jg9yb
    @Alex-jg9yb Місяць тому +375

    Return to forum

  • @JudgeNicodemus
    @JudgeNicodemus Місяць тому +396

    If Veilguard wins goty it'll be the first winner that caused it's studio to shut down.

    • @jkd1975
      @jkd1975 Місяць тому +32

      Impressive really.

    • @GastNdorf
      @GastNdorf Місяць тому +21

      Remedy is a serious contender, I assume it's holding by a thread right now

    • @malakianknight
      @malakianknight Місяць тому +19

      Hopefully it’ll wake up the idiots who still take goty awards seriously

    • @ReigoVassal
      @ReigoVassal Місяць тому +11

      The game award have caught up with other kind of awards.
      It's all rigged

    • @usul573
      @usul573 Місяць тому

      Why would the studio shut down?

  • @GutsOfRivia
    @GutsOfRivia Місяць тому +183

    This is probably more fun than the actual game.

    • @MorteoLX
      @MorteoLX Місяць тому +4

      User generated content has been fueling EA for decades.

    • @GutsOfRivia
      @GutsOfRivia Місяць тому +5

      @MorteoLX I know I'm ancient enough to have played games when EA was making good stuff. RIP command and conquer.

    • @FlynnFromTaiga
      @FlynnFromTaiga Місяць тому

      Hell yeah, I am digging up treasure chest with the game just to see how long I can endure it.

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 Місяць тому +1

      @@GutsOfRivia EA? Command & Conquer? Do you mean Westwood Studios?

    • @GutsOfRivia
      @GutsOfRivia Місяць тому +1

      @Sekir80 yea true I forgot it was Westwood before EA took them over but tbf even when EA took over there was a good decade of good command and conquer games because corporate stayed out of the game dev process.

  • @Blank55600
    @Blank55600 Місяць тому +531

    God the weirdos defending the game are a plague upon this planet
    Edit: Sadly the POS finally found the modern audience. I'm amazed honestly.

    • @Adalon-
      @Adalon- Місяць тому +131

      Look on the bright side, half the problem will take care of itself

    • @AB-ez4rm
      @AB-ez4rm Місяць тому +35

      The weirdos will be the ones who fail this game if it doesn't sell 4 to 5 million copies to make a profit.

    • @callumholland8932
      @callumholland8932 Місяць тому +69

      ​@@AB-ez4rm 8 years in development, 3 team changes and a genre change, they gotta make Disney numbers lol

    • @Doug_M
      @Doug_M Місяць тому +22

      Probably the same ones that were trying to defend Starfield and other flops.

    • @PodreyJenkin138
      @PodreyJenkin138 Місяць тому

      They thankfully don't believe in having children

  • @midnightanimal4844
    @midnightanimal4844 Місяць тому +121

    Fragile femenine men? Im not the one pretending to be a different gender to escape the reality of my sad and boring life ☺️

    • @andylaw3222
      @andylaw3222 Місяць тому +4

      I actually like being a polymorph parrot.

    •  Місяць тому +20

      its all projection

  • @naiveveg8447
    @naiveveg8447 Місяць тому +197

    not a single review on steam is over 5 hours.
    which means its either driven by ideal, hated by ideal, or shilled for payment.
    Edit: a day later some past 5 hour reviews were posted. Games still slop but now there should be some honest reviews.

    • @linusgustafsson2629
      @linusgustafsson2629 Місяць тому +17

      I think it has been released for about 5 hours.

    • @naiveveg8447
      @naiveveg8447 Місяць тому +16

      @@linusgustafsson2629 i could of jumped to fast but a majority are under even 2 hours. just enough to "review" then refund
      either way its still gonna flop unless the studios are buying it themselves as there isnt an audince for it.

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo Місяць тому +10

      5 hours is enough to decide if a game is worth playing or not.
      heck you can do it in 30 minutes for most games.

    • @dwarow2508
      @dwarow2508 Місяць тому +11

      ​@@GraveUyponope

    • @Darkmattermonkey77
      @Darkmattermonkey77 Місяць тому +8

      Yeah. Noticed that too. Some giving positive reviews with barely an hour of play.

  • @GhostOfSnuffles
    @GhostOfSnuffles Місяць тому +160

    70k players on launch day for one of the most popular bioware franchises. Oof.
    Starfield had, what, 300k? Imagine being more of a failure then Todds bastard lovechild of a game.

    • @paledrake
      @paledrake Місяць тому +23

      70k is actually a pretty decent success, which worries me that it's actually doing well. Games like RDR1&2 has less, so did both Jedi FO/Survivor. Starfield was basically Bethesda's biggest scam, so it makes sense why it did so well, while it's expansion is now being a completely commercial and critical flop.

    • @noahradford9218
      @noahradford9218 Місяць тому +3

      ​@paledrake wasn't anthem one of their best sellers? That or andromeda I can't remember but both of those had the plug pulled early because of the backlash

    • @robertperrotto870
      @robertperrotto870 Місяць тому +39

      @@paledrake This game not putting up the numbers of BG 3, Elden Ring, Diablo 4, Cyberpunk, Black Myth: Wukong, and even Stellar Blade (a console exclusive mind you) on launch day is atrocious for a much anticipated franchise Game from Bioware. Anything less than 200k on steam is a colossal failure. (Stellar Blade had 80k+ on PS5 during it's first 24 hours) and sold over 1 million copies.

    • @brandonuzumaki
      @brandonuzumaki Місяць тому +11

      Even Helldivers 2, an indie game, had way more on it's launch day, and barelly anyone knew that game existed, it just exploded overnight.

    • @grein545
      @grein545 Місяць тому +11

      Also, the access media + PR machine went all on for this title. They’ve seen what happened since the beginning of 2024, prepared the best they could and this is the best they could squeeze. I doubt that this had a slim budget.

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi Місяць тому +152

    theres a bunch of positive reviews for veilguard that are blatant ragebait. reminder for everyone not to give these any form of reaction or response, they exist solely to farm steam points from jester reactions. just report, mark as unhelpful and move on

    • @justaguyonyoutube4592
      @justaguyonyoutube4592 Місяць тому +5

      Even if it sells no more than 2 or 3 million copies, it will fail to reach the success rate and therefore will fall flat on its own face.

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 Місяць тому +12

      How long has this kind of rage bait been going on in steam forums?
      I mean i know there's this kind of trash with some games but I see it so often now and I don't remember this being such a issue even as far back as a year.

    • @Leo-mj1mt
      @Leo-mj1mt Місяць тому +4

      ​@@justaguyonyoutube4592Most of these Games don't reach the goal and they fall to the pit eventually, some faster and worse than others.

    • @justaguyonyoutube4592
      @justaguyonyoutube4592 Місяць тому +1

      @@Leo-mj1mt
      Exactly my point!

    • @Leo-mj1mt
      @Leo-mj1mt Місяць тому

      @@justaguyonyoutube4592 Bioware and other companies keep repeating the same process, they won't last long then, it's gonna be loss, after loss, after loss, the promised profit is VERY FAR since last time they checked... though it's on purpose they "Try" to make an actual good game or rely heavily on Nostalgia bringing from 6 feet under an "Remake" if they nail it (I can acknowledge some games reach that goal), A "Remaster" that will surely come out worse than Original Videogame, or outright do an "Port" that has no upgrades at all and a very questionable price tag.

  • @mrman-yj3bn
    @mrman-yj3bn Місяць тому +52

    But can you vote for Harris in dragon age: review guard?

  • @mokadelic4037
    @mokadelic4037 Місяць тому +336

    If these people enjoy the game so much, why are they shilling for it on Steam forums instead of playing it? 🤔

    • @godkekliveshere431
      @godkekliveshere431 Місяць тому

      or even buying the game
      aw i know
      they spend there money on hormone drugs who will screw theme over permanently
      over buying the produces who they push to everyone else while being grifters and hypocrites about it

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 Місяць тому +65

      They dont actually own it =)

    • @InvidiousIgnoramus
      @InvidiousIgnoramus Місяць тому +13

      Probably because most of these threads are from several weeks ago and that garbage dump of a game came out today.

    • @dcethe6943
      @dcethe6943 Місяць тому +26

      They are farming steam points. Don't take it literally most of them are satirical post.

    • @WhatTheCinnamonToastFck
      @WhatTheCinnamonToastFck Місяць тому

      Amongst the 200 posts you´ll find in these forums, about 2 to 5 people are actually for real. These are all insignia farming trolls. I have done this myself and shit is hillarious. You get DMed by some of the most colorful schizos in he platform and they refuse to tone down even after you openly let them know you were trolling them.

  • @jfsps15
    @jfsps15 Місяць тому +41

    There is a comment in the forums that says "imagine crying about a videogame", isnt the wokes do that when a game that doesnt push their ideology? full hypocrisy

    • @SirMirror890
      @SirMirror890 Місяць тому

      These are the same people that think media that portray people in traditional gender role due to a historical or fantasy setting makes it “far right propaganda” but when they shove modern left wing lingo and ideology into media it’s “just ignore it if you want, it’s not that big of a deal, you don’t have to interact with it”

  • @bruhai3917
    @bruhai3917 Місяць тому +25

    So i just checked. There are more than twice the number watching someone play it on twitch than playing it on release day. Not sure what that says but im sure it says something.

  • @linusgustafsson2629
    @linusgustafsson2629 Місяць тому +72

    I'm always impressed by how many don't understand the Last Jedi effect.
    Something can sell a lot even if it is disliked, because it is the first bad product in a long line of good products. It is the next product you see the real truth, or simply in the review comments.

    • @malakianknight
      @malakianknight Місяць тому +28

      Except it isn’t the first bad product bioslop has put out.

    • @andresbogado7133
      @andresbogado7133 Місяць тому +25

      After Anthem and Andromeda it was pretty obvious this game was going to be trash.

    • @marinribaric9749
      @marinribaric9749 Місяць тому

      Inquisition was the first bad product...

    • @Micromation
      @Micromation Місяць тому +3

      I don't know where this line of good product is, but DA2 was a major departure from standards established in Origins (which was great only by circumstance... Circumstance of console slop taking over the market and no decent RPGs being made) and DAI was straight out mediocre. It's more like gamers have no standards, spine or impulse control 🤷🏻

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion Місяць тому

      Good products? From *EA?* You must be talking about Capcom, because I don't remember EA putting out anything good without being carried by patches these past eight years.

  • @PodreyJenkin138
    @PodreyJenkin138 Місяць тому +113

    Normie NPCs don't understand marketplace manipulation, review shilling and outright lying

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj Місяць тому +13

      Normies will never understand the depths of our contempt for them.

    • @IIIIAmSHODAN
      @IIIIAmSHODAN Місяць тому

      @@MachineMan-mj4gj your comment is the most autistic comment I've seen on youtube today. Please google an hero and then follow the instructions.

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 Місяць тому

      Normies have common sense, it's usually the spergs like you that have trouble with common subjects

  • @gundamdetractor337
    @gundamdetractor337 Місяць тому +65

    3:08 imagine calling people "fragile" while they can't take insults in their faces. oh, i forgot, its not even in their faces, its on the safety of the screen of their devices. the day they allow insults, allow people to remove rainbow flags from their offline games, i will eat my shorts.

    • @ZadeL2P
      @ZadeL2P Місяць тому +15

      also using feminine males as a pejorative seems pretty transphobic

    • @gundamdetractor337
      @gundamdetractor337 Місяць тому

      @@ZadeL2P yeah. its like when monkeys use their own as weapon. they don't want people to use those terms as pejorative, yet they pratice the same thing they want to end.

    • @noone12748
      @noone12748 Місяць тому +8

      Every accusation is a confession from them

  • @TheForever206
    @TheForever206 Місяць тому +68

    Now that Concord is 100% dead, are we going to get a follow-up on the steam forums for Concord? 😅
    Edit: watched the end of the video and now im slightly upset of no more cheap laughs. 😅

  • @angryvaultguy
    @angryvaultguy Місяць тому +16

    They really put the drag in dragon age

  • @DesertRaider-rb4zd
    @DesertRaider-rb4zd Місяць тому +149

    tranz ppl should return to form

    • @GastNdorf
      @GastNdorf Місяць тому +33

      Welp, once it's cut off you can't stick it back can you?

    • @DesertRaider-rb4zd
      @DesertRaider-rb4zd Місяць тому +22

      @@GastNdorf Too far gone, I suppose

    • @GhostOfSnuffles
      @GhostOfSnuffles Місяць тому +28

      @@GastNdorf A little super glue and some tape can fix anything.

    • @orwhynotrandom
      @orwhynotrandom Місяць тому +12

      ​@GastNdorf anything possible with the power of flex glue

    • @JailBo-id7ko
      @JailBo-id7ko Місяць тому +6

      Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.

  • @Re-PhantomZero
    @Re-PhantomZero Місяць тому +31

    Dragon age Troonguard return to form.

  • @frishter
    @frishter Місяць тому +22

    What is it with woke people going "eVeRyThInG iS wOkE" to everything that is top tier propaganda?

    • @malicekerendu3574
      @malicekerendu3574 Місяць тому +8

      Instructions from a red book

    • @karenpojar2514
      @karenpojar2514 Місяць тому

      1) leftists create a term
      2) the term is used so much it enters popular lexicon
      3) due to leftist hypocrisy and overuse, the term starts referring to leftist propaganda
      4) leftists erase history by claiming they never used the term, and the right should stop using it.
      5) leftists come up with new term.
      Communism's, Post Modernism, anti racism, woke, and now Progressivism. The next brainrot is BRIDGE.

  • @MrFirecam
    @MrFirecam Місяць тому +22

    I'm gonna put some dustborn in your eye.
    - Spiderman

  • @Mikedot
    @Mikedot Місяць тому +44

    RETURN TO FORM!

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 Місяць тому

      Monk?

    • @LimC.A
      @LimC.A Місяць тому

      @@snickle1980 what hes saying is that the media "shills" are saying...they all retort it in the metacritic review.

    • @tommyfanzfloppydisk
      @tommyfanzfloppydisk Місяць тому

      @@snickle1980 i think bioware meant "babies"

    • @malicekerendu3574
      @malicekerendu3574 Місяць тому

      "Every record falsified, every book rewritten."

  • @theancientsam
    @theancientsam Місяць тому +42

    when did snowflakes start calling other people snowflakes? its funny

    • @JailBo-id7ko
      @JailBo-id7ko Місяць тому +8

      They mistakingly believe the words that cut them will cut their enemies if they weild rhem instead. It's always a good chuckle watching them start projecting their insecurities.

    • @franciscor390
      @franciscor390 Місяць тому

      It's projection, accuse others on what you are and do.

    • @SirMirror890
      @SirMirror890 24 дні тому +1

      Remember when “woke” was a word they invented and then started acting like it was a meaningless word after people started using it as an insult against them?

    • @theancientsam
      @theancientsam 11 днів тому

      @SirMirror890 i remember when woke was used to highlight people who could see through the bs, then they took our word and started using it against people who are just left. So the term was destroyed made meaningless. That's how i remember. Like if you were woke in 2007 its total opposite to being woke in 2024
      Crafty devils

  • @dyykkarifin2454
    @dyykkarifin2454 Місяць тому +12

    1:10 "people rather complain than play something they enjoy"
    Well... There is nothing to enjoy anymore because almosy everything has been hijacked by these idiots!

  • @astrea555
    @astrea555 Місяць тому +33

    "Reality has spoken"
    Indeed, especially the chromosomes.

    • @zaizo7639
      @zaizo7639 Місяць тому

      And soon, sales numbers too

  • @ianparrent6012
    @ianparrent6012 Місяць тому +31

    You know in the past five years I've been hitting the backlog on my multiple gens and I've been having a great time. Finally finished Parasite Eve 2, Cold Fear, All the Silent Hills and Multiple Castlevanias. Gonna Start Tactics Orge and taking breaks with multiple Disgaeas.

    • @freshskittles92
      @freshskittles92 Місяць тому +3

      tactics ogre was so damn fun back in the day.

    • @ianparrent6012
      @ianparrent6012 Місяць тому +2

      @freshskittles92
      Really? Neat. I hope the release still holds up. Didn't get to play it when it came out. I got the recommendation from my friend who 100% FF Tatics

    • @Thetiredpotato11
      @Thetiredpotato11 Місяць тому +2

      Disgaea is such a massive time sink

    • @ianparrent6012
      @ianparrent6012 Місяць тому

      @@Thetiredpotato11 .
      I know love em though. Been burning through 7

    • @justaguyonyoutube4592
      @justaguyonyoutube4592 Місяць тому +1

      How does one emulate Silent Hills 1, 2 and 3 on PC despite the limitations and of the engine behind the game?

  • @Watheverable
    @Watheverable Місяць тому +36

    IMHO Veilguard will sell but not nearly enough to keep BioWare afloat and will tank BioWare's reputation beyond repair.

    • @justaguyonyoutube4592
      @justaguyonyoutube4592 Місяць тому +5

      In which in this case I am for.
      Someone bring me the popcorn, this is gonna be fun!

    • @Sinner987
      @Sinner987 Місяць тому +1

      It already is beyond repair

    • @Warfoki
      @Warfoki Місяць тому +2

      @@Sinner987 Nah, it wasn't. Andromeda was garbage, but the general consensus was "Ea rushed them, so it's just EA doing EA things". Anthem was bad, but again, for the most part the blame was on EA for making Bioware do something way out of their wheelhouse. But this? What, 8 years in development? And the genre that made Bioware Bioware. There's no excuse here other than Bioware being a hollow shell of what they used to be.

  • @peanutdecided6256
    @peanutdecided6256 Місяць тому +52

    a children’s game jam-packed with overt genderqueer indoctrination

    • @wrongthinker843
      @wrongthinker843 Місяць тому +4

      Wasn't DA rated R once?

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 Місяць тому +11

      ​@@wrongthinker843 that's the worst part. This is rated MA, but it feels like a teen show with "dark" topics. Yet all the dark topics are milquetoast at best. Actually no, that's an insult to animated tv programs in general; SpongeBob had more character conflict than DA: Veilguard, unironically. The amazing world of fuckin gumball has more interesting social commentary than this, and that showrunners had the chops to actually make the narrative self aware enough to know when characters are acting like narcissistic bellends. The whole "pushups for misgendering" scene shows how tone deaf the writers are and defeats the point of not "making it about you". This game feels like it's an interactive video made in the 90s-2000s, war on drugs/anti bullying school assembly era. Just vapid, tone-deaf, patronizing, and human™. At the very least you could laugh at those, this one just beats you over the head with pandering topics that you don't care enough about (or are taught to show disdain for over time through their own fault), while preaching to a choir that's NOT there.

    • @drcox012
      @drcox012 Місяць тому +7

      Gotta get em while they're young

    • @TotesRandom
      @TotesRandom Місяць тому +2

      As much as i cant stand these people, DA was never for kids. The original was criticized because the characters walked around for most of the game covered in blood.

    • @peanutdecided6256
      @peanutdecided6256 Місяць тому +6

      @TotesRandom my comment was referencing something from the video, i forget where tho, they were discussing how the characters talk and behave like characters in a children’s cartoon show: there’s no real conflict, everyone is friendsies, everyone only ever seems to talk about the role they perform in simple terms, oh yeah, unless they’re bombarding the player with extreme feminist/genderqueer theory and trying to f ck each other

  • @theancientsam
    @theancientsam Місяць тому +15

    i think if that guy knew where "EVERY. SINGLE. TIME." came from he would never say it lmao

    • @tenanaciouz
      @tenanaciouz Місяць тому +15

      But it is Jews every time come on man this isn't even controversial amymore

    • @theancientsam
      @theancientsam Місяць тому +6

      @@tenanaciouz i didnt know you could say such a thing on this platform, bravo

    • @tenanaciouz
      @tenanaciouz Місяць тому +7

      @@theancientsam I mean the bot will clear me away at some point it's really weird at how it deletes swears and bad words but lets other things happen.

    • @XeenimChoorch-nx8wx
      @XeenimChoorch-nx8wx Місяць тому

      Guy was clearly undercover from 4chan lol

  • @qu1253
    @qu1253 Місяць тому +11

    Veilguard is to BioWare what Saints Row 2022 was to Volition.

  • @someothercobra8360
    @someothercobra8360 Місяць тому +44

    Okay everyone I know it hasn't happened in the past but I'm sure this time the modern audience will finally show up and save this game😂😂

    • @swerve3031
      @swerve3031 Місяць тому

      Looks like it's actually selling quite well

    • @emperorarasaka
      @emperorarasaka Місяць тому +7

      @@swerve3031 70k sales for one of the biggest RPG franchises is low. Baldurs Gate 3 was 870k so Veilguard should at least have reached a third of that. New AAA IPs like Helldivers easily cross 70k.

    • @swerve3031
      @swerve3031 Місяць тому

      @@emperorarasaka There's a lot wrong in your statement. First of all i assume you're mentioning "70k" because those were day 1 steam numbers. that's not listing sales, nor any console numbers. Just simply how many people played day 1 on steam. Also Your comparison to "AAA IPs like Helldivers" makes no sense, because Helldivers was not a AAA release. Trust me I would love for this lame ass game to fail but it's looking like they actually have some losers excited for it.

    • @someothercobra8360
      @someothercobra8360 Місяць тому +1

      @swerve3031 Sure whatever you say bro 50 mill by the weekend 🤣

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters Місяць тому

      @@someothercobra8360 Modern audience does exist sadly, it's evident in the player count for Valorant and LoL for example and Dragon Age still has a lot of normie followers. The woke propaganda is also much stronger in Europe than in the US currently just to give you the full picture, it's just that new IP's like Concord get judged more critically.

  • @GraveUypo
    @GraveUypo Місяць тому +10

    this game currently has "mostly positive" reviews on steam. i believe that is entirely artificial though. it should sort itself out with time.

  • @editorrbr2107
    @editorrbr2107 Місяць тому +37

    I’ve been giggling like a maniac waiting on the fallout from this trash. It’s like Christmas for me.

  • @PhattyBolger
    @PhattyBolger Місяць тому +16

    I remember when people were calling the Fallout show and the Mandalorian woke, but I honestly don't think they were. I'd say the term is overused somewhat. But, a fantasy game which lectures you about pronouns, literally has the term "non-binary" in it, and has the option for your character to have mastectomy (top surgery) scars- if that's not woke, I don't know what is.

    • @aziouss2863
      @aziouss2863 Місяць тому

      Why is the last part woke? I dont get it?
      The lecture and preaching yeh it is offputting... Reminds me of those religous shows and games... eww.
      But the scars are a normal concept... Why are they ok in cyberpunk space marine2 bg3 and not here?
      i dont think you can answer that...
      Leave the woke/antiwoke cult wars... I recommend that.
      Dont be farmed in their BS...

    • @PhattyBolger
      @PhattyBolger Місяць тому +9

      @@aziouss2863 Why would someone be getting top surgery in a fantasy world? Who is performing it and why? Scars are normal in games, yes. But, they're usually battle scars, not scars from transgender surgery.

    • @rhett3185
      @rhett3185 Місяць тому

      @@aziouss2863what do you think woke means? Define it in your own terms

    • @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
      @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad Місяць тому

      ​@@aziouss2863 because top surgery scars are about breasts related and this is fantasy setting where any wounds can be healed by the power of magic.
      it doesn't make any sense for it's presence

    • @SirMirror890
      @SirMirror890 24 дні тому

      I didn’t think Fallout was woke, I just thought it was poorly written and relied too much on recognisable iconography

  • @kbforme
    @kbforme Місяць тому +15

    I think the best part is that of all the people speaking positively or negatively about the game none of them actually bought it. "It's the best game ever made but I didn't want to play it".

    • @tenanaciouz
      @tenanaciouz Місяць тому +4

      Nobody owns the game but it's funnier to see all the non game owning defenders. Mom. Game owning trolls has been around forever but not owning die hards are a weird new thing

    • @GastNdorf
      @GastNdorf Місяць тому +2

      Well, joke on those talking positively about it. At least the negative ones stay true to their word

    • @kbforme
      @kbforme Місяць тому +1

      @@GastNdorf It's like somebody with 800+ hours in a game writing a negative review saying the game is bad and not to play it.

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash Місяць тому

      @@kbforme Well that's usually just because the game is addictive. It's like a heroin addict telling you to never start shooting up.

    • @marinribaric9749
      @marinribaric9749 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@kbforme those are actually a good thing, since they explored every nook and cranny of the game and can tell to exectly why it's bad and you shouldn't buy it.

  • @radioactivegum2298
    @radioactivegum2298 Місяць тому +12

    "Ummm AcTUallY this isn't for u find another hobby 🥴" -- person who hates everything about your hobby

    • @SirMirror890
      @SirMirror890 Місяць тому

      “This isn’t for you” bitch, it was until you fucked it all up 😭

    • @SirMirror890
      @SirMirror890 24 дні тому

      The people that bullied you for liking nerdy stuff in school until they made Spider-Man a hot guy

  • @wiliestrogue2924
    @wiliestrogue2924 Місяць тому +11

    DEI kills creativity by pushing agenda over good story, good gameplay, good artwork, and good hiring.
    Shouldn't the best ideas, artwork and employees be picked?
    Everyone should be able to agree with this.
    It's common sense.
    It's why we're closing our wallets to ANYTHING DEI.

    • @eidiazcas
      @eidiazcas Місяць тому +1

      DEI is not the problem but r3t4rded writing, this game's writing is awful

    • @panzer00
      @panzer00 Місяць тому

      ​@eidiazcas DEI is most definitely a problem.
      It is literally prejudice; instead of using merit and qualification to decide someone worth, they use race, sex and sexual preference. "White" people do not benefit from DEI - it's literally discrimination. The people who push this are actually racist and sexist.
      But I'm supposed to believe that they're marginalized? They're the most privileged group on the planet, right next to illegal aliens and islamists.

    • @aziouss2863
      @aziouss2863 Місяць тому +1

      Bg3, Space marine 2 and literally the 3 previous games in this setting are all full of DEI...
      The problem of this game if the warped preaching like in those religious shows and games that are cringy and off putting...
      AND the Marvel dialog/story... Also slightly the gameplay divergence...Can't control you companions i dont like that.
      All the other "critisim" are woke bullshit...Yeh i said it... The same level of irrational preaching i see in that game i see being made by these "content creators"...

    • @Warfoki
      @Warfoki Місяць тому +2

      @@eidiazcas Which DEI enables by pushing diversity hires instead of hiring based on talent, and pushing DEi talking points in game at any cost, no matter the customer feedback, because DEI investment money.

    • @rhett3185
      @rhett3185 Місяць тому +4

      @@eidiazcas”it’s not DEI, it’s just the people that DEI enables are bad at their job, but trust me it’s not DEI”
      Just stop

  • @honestbenny
    @honestbenny Місяць тому +4

    Monster Hunter Wilds Beta started today: 426k players in game (Friday) :D
    Dragon Age: Veilguard release (Friday) 56k :D
    :D

  • @dustojnikhummer
    @dustojnikhummer Місяць тому +3

    70.5k steam peak, that is way more than I expected.

    • @Zero-Dux
      @Zero-Dux Місяць тому +2

      They needed a win cuz their games been flopping left and right. Even gave the game for free to some people. 70k highest peak player is just sad tho.

  • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
    @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 Місяць тому +5

    Is the modern audience in the room with us rn ?
    *Checks electromagnetic readings*

  • @sgtboom7
    @sgtboom7 Місяць тому +5

    I’ll remind that Veilguard has to do EXCEPTIONALLY well to make its money back, hell just to make even it has to do really well. It went through at least 2 development cycles and was in development for over 10 years. I heard this game cost $200 million to make but that seems way too low chances are that was the cost for the most recent cycle, not all of them.

    • @SirMirror890
      @SirMirror890 Місяць тому +3

      Bare in mind that even if it does sell decently, it will be the first somewhat successful game in a decade so it also needs to make up not only for its self but also the money they ranked on Andromeda and Anthem lmao

  • @funicon3689
    @funicon3689 Місяць тому +5

    they havent totally killed the Dragon Age IP yet, but this will do it

  • @mrturbo84
    @mrturbo84 Місяць тому +8

    On Steam, at this Time it stands at 66,370. Hopfully it is not enough for EA.

    • @Angry_Karakuri
      @Angry_Karakuri Місяць тому +5

      i wonder who performed all those 60k lobotomies. if theyre handed out for free, i want one too

    • @jayql
      @jayql Місяць тому +3

      They're giving Veilguard for free through GFN.
      The game's budget is close or even higher than Concord's. They need to make big sales or they're done for.

    • @Arienette69
      @Arienette69 Місяць тому +1

      @@Angry_Karakuri You want a lobotomy for free? Or a copy of the game for free?

    • @Angry_Karakuri
      @Angry_Karakuri Місяць тому

      @@Arienette69 the lobotomy to enjoy the game of course

  • @GastNdorf
    @GastNdorf Місяць тому +3

    We can indeed "can gratulate" Bioware employees for their future infinite free time

  • @averagelok1959
    @averagelok1959 Місяць тому +8

    the veilgaurd currently has 79 percent positive reviews, if this level of bad actually makes money it will mean the downfall of the gaming industry since corpos will realize that they can make poorly written trash, and we will only get more of the garbage.

  • @randomanun4278
    @randomanun4278 Місяць тому +5

    Funny story the troon who worked on this game is also a groomer because it wrote a not so subtle childrens book....

    • @kiowah231
      @kiowah231 Місяць тому +3

      Every. Single. Time.

    • @rhett3185
      @rhett3185 Місяць тому +1

      Well well well

    • @Porook
      @Porook 21 день тому

      Hey, at least they didn’t vote for the p3do candidate who just won the presidency.

  • @jamiehobson6336
    @jamiehobson6336 Місяць тому +21

    RETURN TO FORM GODDAMIT!

  • @SpicyCaramelDurian
    @SpicyCaramelDurian Місяць тому +3

    Dragqueens Age: Inclusivity

  • @tayman9011
    @tayman9011 Місяць тому +4

    4:35 not hard to hit top pre-order when no one pre-orders games anymore

  • @draagon9900
    @draagon9900 Місяць тому +10

    i think that the game makers think that there established audience will buy w/e they shit out , sober them outta that reality

  • @red-merlin
    @red-merlin Місяць тому +7

    4:57 man, for that hot take, i'd sub to you a second time if i could
    Also the person earlier claiming DA is not the same caliber as Dustborn and that da doesn't force the woke stuff down your throat lol, they are gonna be pissed when Isabella and lectures them on shipping pushups if you misgender someone. Lol apparently the non binary character side quest it's required to have the best ending unlock for the main story...so no avoiding it lol

    • @freshskittles92
      @freshskittles92 Місяць тому

      they'll defend shoehorned pandering garbage until their last breath

    • @aziouss2863
      @aziouss2863 Місяць тому

      Ok the first part about the push ups is preachy in the creepiest way.
      The last part tho... I dont see why that is bad... All companion stories are somewhat like that in all these types of games.
      It is nothing new and they do give you the good ending.

  • @bobwelling8802
    @bobwelling8802 Місяць тому +8

    Steam reviews gaslight more than 4chan

  • @franciscor390
    @franciscor390 Місяць тому +5

    Come on lefty upload a new video.

  • @MGame0042
    @MGame0042 21 день тому

    I just watched this video. But man, a few weeks to see a game crater. Still hilarious! Have a great day!

  • @conductorcammon
    @conductorcammon Місяць тому +5

    Return to form

  • @dogsoup5561
    @dogsoup5561 Місяць тому +4

    The 1st tag says it all 😂

  • @garrycowan4394
    @garrycowan4394 Місяць тому +2

    Together we stand devided we fall

  • @CardinalDXMP
    @CardinalDXMP Місяць тому +1

    17:45 What were you trying to point out when highlighting "no stakes" there? I think the post was saying the stakes never felt high regarding the game's writing. Good video though.

  • @Sergito800
    @Sergito800 Місяць тому +2

    wanna get a good game that launched recently? get Clock Tower Rewind, and it fits the spooky halloween vibes!

  • @soulure
    @soulure Місяць тому

    This never gets old

  • @andylaw3222
    @andylaw3222 Місяць тому +2

    It's been a VERY long time, but wasn't Dragon Age like, a REALLY dark game?
    Like grim dark?

  • @wewuzwolves4428
    @wewuzwolves4428 Місяць тому +3

    Based on the gameplay videos, the threads are more entertaining than the game itself.

  • @AnikiSkywrestler
    @AnikiSkywrestler Місяць тому

    Hi man, just wanted to say, thank you for signal boosting Outer Wilds. It's my favorite game, and I wish more people could experience it.

  • @Citizen372
    @Citizen372 Місяць тому +14

    Imagine coping so hard and you don't even own the game 😂

    • @totomen666
      @totomen666 Місяць тому

      So we can hope to see Dragon Age 5?

  • @tommyfanzfloppydisk
    @tommyfanzfloppydisk Місяць тому +2

    imagine if the first Kratos had been a self insertion of a 90's game developer . these guys can't put themselves in other people shoes, because they're solely focus on how their shoes feel bad, and that's why they keep failing.

  • @Mesterlock
    @Mesterlock Місяць тому +4

    everyone need to go and buy dragon age the veilguard, refund and leave a negative review, that's one way to let EA to get fucked, and never support DEI garbage that ruins franchises

  • @JohnnyJazZzZz
    @JohnnyJazZzZz Місяць тому +4

    I'm having too much fun reading the steam forums. 😂😂 The amount of copium is insane!

  • @xanira6367
    @xanira6367 Місяць тому +1

    none of the stuff dragon age pushes onto the player is in bg3. unlike DA:V, bg3 actually gives you the option to opt out or in, whatever you want.

  • @Snowie7826
    @Snowie7826 Місяць тому +2

    This is your content? Reading out other people's posts in a punchworthy voice that sounds like a TMZ host?

  • @petermatis6083
    @petermatis6083 Місяць тому

    According to current SteamDB stats:
    It was released on 31st of October
    It had its 70414 player peak on opening night.
    Currently 80% positive reviews.

  • @Mystic_Chizu
    @Mystic_Chizu Місяць тому

    Fires up my non-preorder copy of Space Marine 2 in protest

  • @tictacterminator
    @tictacterminator 13 днів тому

    when you referenced anisa i liked that part.

  • @firstnamelastnamesb
    @firstnamelastnamesb Місяць тому +1

    7:23
    Actually, it probably is going to win GOTY from most of the major outlets. There hasn't been very many significant releases this year, especially ones that game journalists would pick.
    The only feasible alternatives are Astro Bot or if they inexplicably count the Elden Ring DLC as a standalone game.

    • @deafmonster9150
      @deafmonster9150 Місяць тому +1

      Your not wrong that's why Inquisition won in 2014 it wasn't the best year for gaming so Inquisition took it

  • @youravghuman5231
    @youravghuman5231 Місяць тому +2

    #bestselling game!!!
    DA player count : 30k
    Wukong player count : 200k

  • @Jezza_One
    @Jezza_One Місяць тому

    In the end the players will decide whether its good or bad.

  • @sverdmester
    @sverdmester Місяць тому +5

    I do think the term Woke has become a bit meaningless. But if there was ever a time to use it, it is for this game!

  • @godkekliveshere431
    @godkekliveshere431 Місяць тому +7

    7:49 but back in my days dragon age use to be more edgy and mature when i was 13 teen
    WTF happen not only are the boobs nerf but the adult talk too
    its the moder audience from r / neckbeards

    • @SirMirror890
      @SirMirror890 Місяць тому

      I don’t even think it was a marketing choice or anything. I just think the people that wrote it are genuinely mentally stunted due to a lack of real world experience caused by crippling internet addiction

  • @bluntman4627
    @bluntman4627 Місяць тому +2

    I was honestly trying to play this shit. The combat system is completely flat and empty. The characters are ugly, the plot looks like it was written by a child. The world is beautiful, but interacting with the environment is painful to the eyes. Animations are crooked and ugly, sometimes unfinished. This is a bad game. And I don't care about politics.

  • @Verschal
    @Verschal Місяць тому +5

    steam forums be like:
    Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
    Through passion, I gain strength.
    Through strength, I gain power.
    Through power, I gain victory.
    Through victory, my chains are broken.
    The Force shall free me.

  • @softonsoftie4581
    @softonsoftie4581 Місяць тому +2

    i read the reviews on steam and even though i saw it was mostly positive on the page, there are more negative reviews then positives, something is fishy

    • @arc00ta
      @arc00ta Місяць тому +3

      yeah I went to look and it seems like they have an unlabeled filter active that removes the negative reviews when you have "show all" selected (which is default).

  • @joaovitorreginattodasilva8840
    @joaovitorreginattodasilva8840 Місяць тому

    SunfireKnight86 is a troll legend. Out there doing the thankless job of jester farming for our entertainment. Truly a gentleman and a scholar.

  • @Grimmyke7
    @Grimmyke7 Місяць тому +7

    A return to form!
    That form being a fat blue haired genderless dog.

  • @teehee8522
    @teehee8522 Місяць тому +3

    they ban everyone who hating on this game

  • @yanyanfourtwenty
    @yanyanfourtwenty Місяць тому +1

    the only reason why DA Veilguard sold well because it is DA...
    currently around 78% positive reviews

  • @cancer5895
    @cancer5895 Місяць тому +1

    You got a good thing here lefty, do not ruin it by going all "burger king foot lettuce"

  • @skyesfury8511
    @skyesfury8511 Місяць тому +1

    19:30 Lefty, you missed the best reply in that thread! Someone posted the "leave brittney alone" video. 🤣

  • @damienruzco
    @damienruzco 7 днів тому

    Where the post release reading vid?

  • @RadicalWombat
    @RadicalWombat Місяць тому

    i checked today, veilguard is being outsold by BG3 on a 20% discount while being followed by Binding of Isaac and CP2077 on a 50% discount.What a great financial success.

  • @evgeniilastname7065
    @evgeniilastname7065 Місяць тому +4

    I just drop here a comment for supporting channel, I hope that investors lost their money for this...

    • @JailBo-id7ko
      @JailBo-id7ko Місяць тому +1

      It's always a good day when the investor class loses money

  • @steven401ytx
    @steven401ytx Місяць тому +7

    calling other men feminine when you dress as a girl and get bummed by men is not very self aware to say the least

  • @FaizalKuntz
    @FaizalKuntz Місяць тому

    When the comment is more appealing the game dialogue

  • @zacharybrown5666
    @zacharybrown5666 Місяць тому +2

    The only game I'm looking forward to in the near future. Is Kingdom Come deliverance 2

  • @keeysOST
    @keeysOST Місяць тому

    I always look forward to seeing the mess in these videos lol

  • @JohnE9999
    @JohnE9999 Місяць тому +1

    I'm sure most people would prefer watching paint dry to playing Dragon Age Failguard.

  • @oppelede
    @oppelede Місяць тому +1

    I'd like to ask help to you all people. I monitored the reviews on steam of this game, and it went from mixed to moslty positive in the last 24h. Now heres the question: why, at the moment of publicating my comment, the is still no history chart of the reviews, mmh? And yes, I checked other recent games, apparently they have it. :)