The Devil’s Deceitful Lies
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2023
- This clip is from Talk Heathen 07.32 on August 20, 2023 with ObjectivelyDan and Richard Gilliver!
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“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin; must have known this guy.
"You know those people on the “Jerry Springer Show”, those are the average Americans. Oh, yeah, believe me. Below average can’t get on the show. Can’t get on. Below average is sitting home watching that shit on TV, getting ready to out and vote, filling out their sample ballot. People are fucking dumb." -- George Carlin *(RIP)* "Dumb Americans"
One of my favorite quotes
R.I.P. George. We miss you every day.
Great quote. But technically incorrect. Half of the people are stupider than the *median* person.
Word have lossed all meaning!!!!!!??AHHHHH
“Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.”
― Ricky Gervais
LOL!!!
LMAO
It's sad when people need imaginary friends. It's fucked up when they need an imaginary enemy.
Exactly. There are enough @$$holes in reality there's no need to make one up to fight with.
😂😂😂 That's a good one. I'm going to steal it if you don't mind 😁
@@MrHominid2U But then how could they justify their hate, racism, antisemitism, misogyny, homophobia, xenophobia, in fighting, anti-science, anti-vaccine, anti-education, etc and YET get to play the victim?????
Run with it. :) @@TheTruthKiwi
@@creativewriter3887 Oh, yes, the poor persecuted manchildren.
The minute they said "Arkansas" I knew this was going to be backward.
Yeah.. just like someone from Alabama trying to have a discussion about education.. from West Virginia talking about genetics.
@@creativewriter3887*banjo music intensifies*
@@jolene6911 LOL! And when they talk about their "clan" .. it's the Klan... the family that PREYS together stays together... and they almost jizz themselves when they hear Martha Stewart talk about K-mart's White Sale.. lol.
I live in Arkansas. I accidentally became an atheist by studying multiple religions.
But yes. Most people here are backwards and ignorant.
There are 15 churches including 2 Christian private schools on my 8 minute drive to the gym.
I feel uncomfortable and outnumbered by Christians here.
As an atheist living in Arkansas, yeah, it’s pretty rough out here
Herbert's giving a good description of what happens when you focus your telescope incorrectly.
I'm never buying a telescope... I don't want to go insane just because I focused it incorrectly...
@@nagranoth_ It's not the telescope that's the problem.. it's the Jesus filter/lens and the Spirit (which is 70 proof) that's the problem.
@@creativewriter3887 70 proof is pretty tame. As it's a percentage of Alcohol per volume it goes up to 200 Proof for 100% alcohol content. 70 would only be 1/3 alcohol in the liquid.
@@Ugly_German_Truths and just enough to f' their brains up
@@Ugly_German_Truths 33 - 40% alcohol is “pretty tame”?!
What are you drinking…paint thinners? 😂
So Godevil deceives millions, including the best cosmologists, but allows this one dude to see the truth? Yep, Arkansas did it again.
Yes.. it's the same mentality that think a two seater, window'd outhouse is a palatial suite!
Caller: I have a logical mind.
Same caller: We all live in a crater on the moon and the devil is lying to us about it.
When he said that I just died laughing. He's dumber than Arkansas dirt.
LOOL
“Knowledge begins with admitting ignorance.”
But with xian arrogance, ignorance is seen as "wisdom" and stupidity is seen as "knowledge". And thus is the greatest delusion.
@@creativewriter3887they really are anti intellectualists
Gosh, I sincerely appreciate Dan's effort to take this call seriously. It's incredibly impressive.
This guy is finally living proof that some humans can have an IQ that is vastly exceeded by their shoe size.
I REALLY want some of whatever this guy is on!!
CO$T a FORTUNE . 👍💩 👉😇👈🏼
@@bradweir6993 Oh, i don't doubt that for a moment, but if it gets you THAT whammed, it's worth it!!. Lol
My mom’s ex fiancé honest to goodness believed that the ultra rich were vampires. His reasoning? It’s impossible for a single person to accumulate as much wealth as Bill Gates in a single life. 💀😂🧛♂️
Going the right way, but ended up in the wrong place
You NEVER! ask a "Troll" if they're "trolling" 😅🤘🏼
Sometimes they will fess up.
I've confessed. Usually when it's a reply to a youtube comment I made years ago. The trolling instinct has subsided by that point and I don't want to maintain madness.
How to handle trolls on the interwebs:
1. Don't feed them after midnight
2. No bright lights.
3. Never get them wet
This guy's cosmology would make a dope Fantasy RPG setting.
I need to meet this guy's weed dealer!
He’s smoking a lot more than weed.
He's smoking that Reagan era super weed thats strong enough to kill everyone in a ten milevradius
Isn't ignorance of science a wonderful thing? It makes idiots think they know something. Bless his heart.
Another epic win for team None Given 😂
Just in case this helps: if he was honest then he's a flat earthen. I've seen the model of the endless ice plane with "craters" which contain "worlds".
the caller sounded like a troll
The plasma universe is similar to flat earth, and is used by a lot of similar cranks, but is slightly different
@@sg40011I wish, but I doubt it. This is all stuff I've seen conspiracy theorists preach before.
@@sparki9085 oh neat, I'll check that out too. I find this stuff non sense in reality but they make cool ideas for fantasy settings
@@baltrankennedy4565 Yeah, if you dig deep enough into my dnd worlds theres a little bit of DNA from these conspiracies in there. If I remember correctly both Scimandan and Planarwalk have done good videos about the plasma universe
Stupidity will eventually destroy humanity....good example right here.
I’m really surprised that they gave this guy the time of day.
I"m surprised he managed find his way out of his mom's hooo haa when he was born..and it was a downhill sh-t show into the muck from there on out.
They were clearly just having fun
With them I'm not surprised.
Sometimes you have to take a call just for the *pure entertainment* of it ;-)
And as a *teaching lesson* to show what some people *actually believe.*
I'm glad they did...he was hilarious
When he so dryly asked Dan if he saw the Moon, I was dying. 🤣
I listened to this episode, i can't listen to it again 😂
The fact these people have as much faith the devil is real as they do with god. He only exists by their faith....hilarious irony.
This guy should get his GED.
Not sure he made it through kindergarten.
HE needs to get out of his mom's basement and his church nursery first.
marveloussoftware4914 : this guy's is too mentally challenged even to know what his ABCs is ,let alone get a GED😅
You gave this dude way too much time.
Just like they give that freaking slavery obsessed dolt Slave of Christ or Amanuel who I call DUHHHHmanuel time. I'm convinced it's simply because they're scraping bottom and need clicks.
Should have hung up soon as said we live on the moon 😂
So did God
This,may be the best caller yet.
Standard questions the hosts should ask at the start: "Are you driving a car? ... Are you on drugs right now?"
This is the most bizarre conspiracy I've ever heard about Earth.
When this guy said that we all live in a crater on the moon, I about lost it. I thought I’d heard it all. 😂
Sheesh, guys, there's low hanging fruit, and then there's the rotten fruit laying on the ground. This guy is just a spot left from where fruit used to be. 😏
He thinks the maggots are bookworms!
He says that because he does not know how to focus a telescope.
'But, it's obviously right there in the name! Talk heathen. Talk Heat Hen. Clearly, these guys are in a conspiracy to cook chickens using the power of their voices!"
He forgot his medication several weeks ago
I checked with some people living in the crater next to ours and they say Herbert is right.
The moon does look wavy seeing it through a telescope. It's literally the air above you causing that. It's a well known phenomenon called "seeing" in astronomy. If its really windy, "seeing" is bad. If the air is still "seeing" is good.
My telescope must be lying to me. Dam. Lol
My instinct is to tell the guy to get his eyes checked 😂 I'm sure it wouldn't make a difference, but if he thinks the moon and stars look different than most ppl do, and that's his only argument, I'd suggest his eyes are having difficulty seeing things at those distances, even looking through a telescope.
He just doesn't understand what he's looking at. He's actually correct. Look at the moon through a telescope, and it will look "wavy". Thats a well known phenomenon called "atmospheric seeing". If its windy "seeing" is bad, and the image is very wavy. If the air is still, it won't be distorted
It's literally just air distorting the view.
They’re going to have to design a lot more emojis for me to demonstrate the number of facial expressions I went through listening to Herbert.
Arkansas is at the bottom of academic intelligence.
Any atmosphere-based telescope or camera is going to show those distortions if you get a Hubble view or a space base view, it's an absolutely clear picture with no distortion....
Ah... that's what they want you to believe 😂😂
Ironically he bases his theory on atmospheric effect.
I would have hung so after he said we live in a crater on the moon 😂
This is insanity.
"We all live in a crater on the moon".
I heard that in the tune of Yellow Submarine. 😂
P.S Iv only seen everything as wavy when i accidentally ingested the wrong substance. 😶
The word planet actually comes from the Greek work for wanderer. Ancient Greeks noticed that compared to the relatively static appearances of the constellations, planets seemed to move around. Which of course wouldn't happen if space is some sort of reflection of an unmoving object. Though I'm not really surprised Herb doesn't understand that considering how regularly they conflated liquid, gas, and plasma.
Sometimes I like to pretend that the callers are totally right, and this one guy with the “reflection” theory is BLOWING MY MIND.
Herbert is trolling 😂
Where do I go to replace the brain cells I lost while listening to this?😂
I had to stop after about 10 minutes I can't do it... 🤣🤣
It's like an episode of Red Dwarf.
I was on board with him not trolling until the Moonmons.
Damnit I loved his Crater world idea, it needs love but that's just cool sci-fi.
since the guy sounded like he had his head up his own crater.. well..
Literally 10 seconds of this man speaking extemporaneously is pretty much all anyone needs to be convinced of his veracity (or lack thereof)
"Are you one, Herbert?"
This guy has never been with 20 square miles of a science textbook
I like when the devil says non-deceitful lies.
I love it. "all that stuff".
"i dont know how to focus a telescope or camera, therefore nasa is lying to us!!1!"
I actually enjoy listening to people like 'Herbert' because they confirm how religion kills critical thinking in some folk.
The devil has us thinking that we are floating in space, all crazy-like. Pretty convincing, eh?
Herbert hasn't cleaned his telescope since he found it at the dump. Mine see's extremely clear.
Seems like, if the "moon" is a reflection, then maybe we could find the crater we're in by the details we can see through a high powered telescope. Maybe we could find areas that we know such as the Pacific Ocean (since that's the largest region we know), and maybe we could test whether we can see the reflection of any activity we conduct on the moon, such as a bright light.
Also, you could communicate with other people by sending light signals into the sky and they would get reflected back through the plasma. This is all testable, but not falsifiable.
Dudes a troll.. he wanted to waste time and got his wish.
OH NO!!!! I just got dumbed down
That was insane. Either he was a troll or he is in desperate need of psychiatric help.
Claimapalooza. That's this call
Holy shit! That’s the got to be the craziest one I’ve ever heard!
Herbert says a lot but has nothing to offer but utter madness.
“Eh.. vih.. dense? Is that a word?”
This is a flat out troll call.
100% he's just trying to waste everyone's time
I really don't think it is, he is all over the comment section on the original stream. His yt channel is full of mermaids and other such stuff.
@@SuperJal1979 I wouldn't be surprised actually. These channels attract the nuttiest fundy conspiracy theorists.
They walk among us.
“We all live in a crater on the moon”.
Also, plasma is not a liquid.
Oh my god it, it IS Robin!
Sounds like him
Plasma bubbles lol
Dan's visible reaction by sitting back at 9:33 says it all 😂
Dude needs to get his eyes checked lol
He has logical mind that can see the truth. From his room, in front of the computer.
He should not point his telescope at the lake
We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
For they ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune!
God i miss hearing shit like this! Where can i hear more beliefs like his cause, this shit scartches the inside of my skull in away you can only get from hallucinations or being friends with the hobo in your lical laundry mat
Whatever it is that my mane is smoking, he needs to share. Puff, puff pass! You fucking up the rotation!
I can feel IQ points leaking out of my head listening to this.
This guy’s trolling, hard.
Imagine if that guy really lives on the Moon and he wanted to call to Moon Talk Heathen, but due to a minor mistake he called Earth instead.
Crazy caller.
I think he is referring to undulation of the air, like what makes stars twinkle or the asphalt shiver on a hot day.
"why wont you let me preach, and are asking me to back up my claims!1!" - herbert the flat earther
Edit: Oh no, hes a plasma universe person... That might be worse...
Maybe he means he sees the planets moving and he might interpret that as waves?
What if the devil is actually deceiving everyone by masquerading as the various gods and other religions figures??
What if "god" is testing us and trying to get the best and the brightest for his little heaven camp? He wants critical thinkers 🤔. Looks like all those blindly believing folks would be 💩 out of luck then. 😉🤣😂
For all we know "God" would be the devil taken to the next level.
If I were the devil, I would have created Christianity for sure.
What if the devil is a god "borrowed" from Zoroastrianism? And all such characters are simply personifications of humans that existed at the time and whose psychopathy/sociopathy were not understand. There in epilepsy and you've got demons and devils.
☝️ We KNOW that these real people exist - were can demonstrate this. So what's more likely, something demonstrably real, or something supernatural and undemonstrable (but seemingly derived from the unexplained behalf of real people)?
If I were the devil I would create Herbert to annoy everyone he met.
This guy needs a reality check.
They are lying to you . Says the man who has never been to college 🙄
Herbert was clearly trolling these guys. I think I heard him or someone with a similar voice than his troll the reporters on newsmax and the reporters believed everything he said. It was hilarious.
I love watching these shows (Talk Heathen, Atheist Experience, so on) and hearing some of the most batshit insane ideas ever. ""We're living on the moon!" What?
Time not waisted, this is amusing
Time may not be wasted.. but this guy's cranial capacity is.. ..
Not only do I think he's on something, I also think he's off something! 🤦😳
Following the good laugh this caller unintentionally gave us, allow me to share some quotes that are credited to arguably the greatest author and humorist America ever produced, Samuel Clemens:
- But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
- Faith is believing in that which I know ain't so.
- It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me. It is the parts that I do understand.
- Man js a marvelous curiosity... he thinks he is the Creator's pet... he even believes the Creator loves him, has a passion for him, sits up nights to admire him, and watches over him and keeps him out of trouble. He prays to Him and thinks He listens. Isn't it a quaint idea?
- You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd, and primitive stories, and you say that _we_ are the ones that need help?
Did this guy not notice that the moon goes through very different day-night cycles than we do? Every crater on the moon goes several days illuminated, and several days in darkness. It doesn't match what we experience at all!
Poor Herbert.
The stoopeed is painful
Boy is he down that rabbit hole...either that or he's an epic troll.
I think that Herbert has cataracts.
Should’ve been a 5 minute phone call, tops!!
I was thinking the same thing but this was some true batshit crazy stuff. Not the usual “my god is real because it makes me feel good” calls.