Dan: "Why is this my goal?" (this is when he is taking the beautiful miniature gold bell home) Me: "To sell it on ebay for 1,000 and the person who buys it realizes it was zoomed in. (also it was sold by a goose)"
This is exactly what I thought immediately when he said this and I specifically came to the comments just to look for a comment that mentioned this😂😂😂(I just rewatched this for whatever reason)
This is exactly what I thought immediately when he said this and I specifically came to the comments just to look for a comment that mentioned this😂😂😂(I just rewatched this for whatever reason)
Dear Dan, I just want you to know you brighten my day. I go to my cousins house sometimes which I hate. But when I watch your videos, I feel so much better because you’re so funny. Never give up!
Yes well I'm a kid and I feel nothing about him saying that because I know nothing but I know how to type okay bye see you tomorrow if you're there tomorrow hehehe see you tomorrow if you're going to be here tomorrow heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh😈😈😈
Bubble Tea bruh I thought you said you wouldnt do it anymore on the channel ehh? I will unsubscribe if you keep doing it and you only (a quick edit xD) do it on top comments and on popular youtubers -w-
The captions are hilarious on this. “Wait what?”= Wäôre “By”= Bite “Wait”= Weight “Honk louder then I’ve ever honked before”= Allow older then I’ve ever hoped before
How awesome would it be if they made an Untitled Goose Game 2? With each new game you were put in a new town, but the ultimate goal is to just steal another gold bell
Every time you make a video I get so happy and you made me want to play Minecraft and I watch you all the time thank you for making people happy and you inspired me to do youtube
Also I’ve played this before but if your in the garden and you can’t get the gardener to leave the fence go left and move some soil bags to reveal a hidden passage to get out off Its a lot easier
"lets take his foot"
~Dantdm 2019
13:52
I
*4:26** Blip Blop*
*My mind: *Flashing through some creeper memories**
4:26
*4:26*
PewDiePie
*42:25*
WOULD YOU GUYS FRICK A CREEPER?
LightGaming Fun wow
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
they're never getting those bells bacc
He protect
He attacc
But most importantly
He quacc
HONK
@@Tortillous O_o
Hehehe bell go dong
Did you do that on sssniperwolf
15:57
"Oh you're dead, oh next time he throws those scissors at you, they're gonna hit your head, hahaha"
Dantdm-2019
'I am the almighty goose. Listen to my tunes.'
-DanTDM, 2019
yes
E
bru
*"He's not crossing his legs properly."*
- DanTDM 2019
Preston - Roblox And More! Your a Preston fan!!
Nobody asked
Quak
k and
This should be pinned
21:08 Dan: "I'm not your performing monkey!" Me: "Yeah, you're a performing goose!"
I hope Dan comes back to this game and does the extra to-do list pages, I loved watching this
@MaxPlaysRoblox Totally
Send him this video until he notices and ask him to COMPLETE AAAAHHHH haha
Hi
i hope he does too
Same, but he didn’t :(
"I wished for a non concrete girlfriend goose"
Dantdm 2019
Did he even say that
Memeking 61 Yeah when he made a wish
Uzma Ansar oooooh
Dan im telling Jemma
I heard him say that while I was reading this!
“ima steal your glasses”
“you wont see a thing” - DanTDM 2019
Jacob Strauch true because actually he will not see in both ways
That was assign 👍🤩😃
That was azaing👍🤩😃
One of the new list to do stuff was get thrown over the fence XD
bu doom chening
Petition for Dan to continue playing this game with the secret to-do list
👇
Uusuñ
Dan: "Why is this my goal?" (this is when he is taking the beautiful miniature gold bell home)
Me: "To sell it on ebay for 1,000 and the person who buys it realizes it was zoomed in. (also it was sold by a goose)"
Dan: what did i ever do to you old lady?
Old lady: well you stole my stuff and locked me in my own garage
I saw that it was so funny
Ha ha I'm with you
This is exactly what I thought immediately when he said this and I specifically came to the comments just to look for a comment that mentioned this😂😂😂(I just rewatched this for whatever reason)
33:01 DanTDM: What did I ever do to you?
Lady: Trapped me in the garage.
Correct
This is exactly what I thought immediately when he said this and I specifically came to the comments just to look for a comment that mentioned this😂😂😂(I just rewatched this for whatever reason)
*breaks literally EVERYTHING in the entire house*
Dan: oops
Considering this was a two part series, it was still an emotional journey.
Yeah true
y
Yes
“What a day to be a goose.”
- Dantdm 2019
SPACEbeebz 100! Yea
LOL
Teddy Bear for me it’s 2 hours ago :/
:o
super evan ?
1900: In the future there is gonna be flying cars!
2019:
Actually nasa made one but it’s not out to the public
Also how would travel work
Ok
Amgoda Playz 1900? 1980...1900 is way too early
r/wooooosh
"Let's take his foot" dantdm-2019
When he said "tomato yes get the tomato*😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
*HE PROTEC*
*HE ATACC*
*BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY*
*HE CAN QUACC*
lol
Lol
*YES HE WILL ATTACC*
he honk not quacc
sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ
Dan: “ne ne ne ne, de ne de de”
*shakes goose vilonetly*
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is vilonetly?
Or is it violently?
No offense
@@luna-ks4op you offended him
Jk
I’m not a “him”
I remember the good old days when we were all sitting down without COVID in our minds watching dan mess around this was a fun reminder
Same . . .
Ikr
Heard that
Same
agreed
“Because last time we terrorised a gardener”
-Dantdm 2019
"im gonna steal someone's bra.. which is great" -DanTDM 2019
Only og’s remember when dan broke his hand
|
^
I was in fortnight season 1
@@trevormarper6077 NO FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!
Mummy I’m confused aah
Lel u got that from song?
I REMEBER DAN BROKE HIS HAND NOT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Plz make part 3 for this game! This was the best vid I ever watched and I want to see Dan do all the task
The woman peeps at the man.
Dan: she's stalking him or she's seeing his newspaper.
"We gotta steal a bra- which is great!"
Now hang on there Dan--
OH GOD- lmao ew😂😂🤣🤣
Khloe's Toy Channel piss off cancerous toy channel, go back to watching jojo siw
Okay
c a l m yourself please
We are supposed to be laughing at this funny joke
Not being rude to eachother
@@daisyandpennyxdanimationst8519 Aw, thanks for thinking it's funny :D
Because it's not lol
woah there buddy
"where's that bra" DanTDM 2019 (never though he would say that😂)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dan at the end - Oohhh what a cliffhanger
Goose - *Casually on the cliffside*
Dan is officially a Dad with these Dad jokes-
dan doesent tell dad jokes
Doesent
@@jessicadoubleday1625 Doesn't*
Dear Dan,
I just want you to know you brighten my day. I go to my cousins house sometimes which I hate. But when I watch your videos, I feel so much better because you’re so funny. Never give up!
if ur cousins saw this than they would be rather annoyed!
@@TitaniumNitro haha, I know!
Dan: "We've been stealing bells all this time."
Me: The FBI is onto us
Lol
U are lucky u have a replie after a minute wow!
This is my life -2019
Aidan Zhou a
“I’ve got to steal someone’s bra”
-DanTDM 2019
Haha
😂
Timestamp?
XD
If he had to remove the bra from the person then this game is banned 😆😆😆
20:55 the only people who appreciate geese, Dan
1:41 He’s shaking his fist!
Me: I thought he was scratching his head
Dan pls pls PLEASE do the other tasks! My dad and I really enjoy this game. thx
Sorry to break the news to you, your dad died due to a goose attack.
@@orangefiends *Rood*
custardcream *no he went to buy milk*
Goose: breaks everything inside the house
Anybody:
Dan: Oops
Gacha? My favorite
Dan: I have to steal someones bra...
Wich is great
Me: um there's kids watching
I think he was being sarcastic....
Yes well I'm a kid and I feel nothing about him saying that because I know nothing but I know how to type okay bye see you tomorrow if you're there tomorrow hehehe see you tomorrow if you're going to be here tomorrow heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh😈😈😈
And I'm using my mom's account hehehe😈😈😈
lol
@@aishadaryn5263 r/ihadastroke??
This by far was one of my favorite series you have done
P
A
D
“I’ve got to steel somebody’s bra which is good hahaha” FBI OPEN UP!!!
♡♡○♤}|\《\¤●◇●◇●[\◇○》⊙ IDK WHERE DID I FIND THESSE XD
Al IX lol
Not funny.
It's "steal" , not "steel"
Al IX 🤫 don’t tell anyone how
The Dancing Pizza That Can Dance great
Dan : I want a girlfriend
Jemma: *EXCUSE ME ?*
Dan: ...........
MEDO WAE2L AND SeMoN time stamp?
@@point0866 no
She m.a.d 🤣😡
:O Dan is in trouble!
@@uitim8gamergood one XD
“ding dong, DING DONG”
I love all your goose videos the best they all make me laugh
Dan : wait I just steal bells?!!
Goose: its tradition
Oh shiny
DanTDM: aww this is a cute goose
the duck: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*
Lol XD
my name is JokerSMAsanyaliv
@@timthit671 Okay?.... No one asked tho
ItS a *GoOsE*
ha ha
dantdm: a wishing well (gives coin)
the well: BIO I AM NOT A WISHING WELL IN JUST A WELL
love that game !
i wish there was more parts but love this game!!!!!!!
Dan:BiNg BoNg
Pewdiepie:FlIp FlOp
Dan if you see this play with pewdiepie any game
Scott Williams no
Scott Williams are you a bot
@Rubricker he is a bot I scrolled through the comments and they all say the samething
This goose is so funny! He's quite a troublemaker.
Bubble Tea prolly ur alt acc
🤣
Bubble Tea bruh I thought you said you wouldnt do it anymore on the channel ehh? I will unsubscribe if you keep doing it and you only (a quick edit xD) do it on top comments and on popular youtubers -w-
Bubble Tea shoo
Bubble Tea auresentgamez_ is probably just your second channel
"I've messed this up"
"I've messed this up properly"
-DanTDM 2019
I really enjoy your vids keep it up💪
Goose Dan: Breaks something in a house
NPC in a different room: HHMMM
Dan: I can drag the goose away this is great
Me: 😳
Haha
I am the same
the poor duck gettin sqaushed in the fense XD best day ever for the lady LOL
The captions are hilarious on this.
“Wait what?”= Wäôre
“By”= Bite
“Wait”= Weight
“Honk louder then I’ve ever honked before”= Allow older then I’ve ever hoped before
33:07
"Swipe it and go"
- dan september 2019
Me: *clicks on dans new video*
*2 of the same ads instantly plays*
Me: What In the world of-
"im gonna steal someones bra, which is great"
- DanTDM 2019
when he made the man spit out his tea i could not spot laughing
“The vass”
-Dantdm 2019
it's how you pronounce it.
i'm a mouse, duh for you British folk yeah it’s how it’s said
@@tiffaniekale6927 Well, here is the U.S. we pronounce it differently
STOP WITH THE GACHA LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PLEASE
Love your profile pic XD. Gacha Life?
I never thought I would hear dan say “carry me into the pub” or “I’m going to the pub” 😂😂
14:18 dantdm:he's reading the anti goose paper
The man : just Reading normal news paper
“Ive messed this up properly.” Lol
14:51”grab em...NOO gUUg”😂
nOo GuG
"Plip plop"
Me : this is pewdiepie 2.0
Agree
Agreed
Dan is a 9 year old
@Aivaras Jucis yes
@Aivaras Jucis oh ma godd 9 year old means that hes a pewds fan or atleast watch pewds vids bruhhh
This was so cute the goose dressed in a little ribbon was the cutest thing ever😂
8:49
“STOP TRYIN’ TO STRAL MAH SLIPPERS BOI”
I STOLE a GOLD BELL in untitled goose game!
iN mINeCrAfT hArDcOrE
WHAT MINCRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
The villagers wont die! I just need a lock to stop raid
Oof
I rewatched this so many times for 3yrs..
"Okay, let's take his foot."
*- Dantdm 2019*
Me: sees a new game with geese
Also me: Bet Dan will play it
Dan: *Are you challenging me?*
Lol😂
I was about to say the "gooooooooodBYEE!" that Dan usually says at the end of his boss and i was surprised when he said "HONK!"
😆
Right when I read, "HONK!" he said it, but at a different time!!😂😂😂
"it took my coin though! yeh that coin could've stopped a bullet in the word war-IT WAS SPECIAL OK" love dan xD
The best bit about the vid is goose destroy castle lol
Dan: I've got to steal someone's bra..
Me: *Oh no*-
He he he said
11:55
‘Let’s take his... foot’
DanTDM 2019
lol
How awesome would it be if they made an Untitled Goose Game 2? With each new game you were put in a new town, but the ultimate goal is to just steal another gold bell
YAS PLEASE
I second this
Hearing Dan whisper Tomato is the funniest thing ever in the history of everything
"We gotta steal a bra-which is great!"
Now Dan there is children in front of you.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@JS-uh3ms B-)
Ah they won't mind it's 2019 there's baby's learning how to say the f word
True.... True.... BECAUSE I AM A KID!!!!!!
Well not all of 'em...
''I've gotta steal someones bra wich is *GREAT* !''
Lol
Lol
Dan: I’m gonna steal his foot!
-Dan 2019
I kinda hoped he did end the episode near the end, so he could later on in the next episode do all the new to-do list pages
4:04
"Where's that bra? I'm coming for it."
-DanTDM 2019
404 error: Bra not found.
"The amount of laughs that Dan has committed during his life is nearly 981299."
more bruh
@@noobynoob5178 No Even More
About 665546649021487767 times
@@noobynoob5178MORE
Make more videos please there so good I love it when you do them
Every time you make a video I get so happy and you made me want to play Minecraft and I watch you all the time thank you for making people happy and you inspired me to do youtube
Dan: Drops Coin In Well
5 seconds later
Dan: "Took my coin though".
it was an unfair trade
😂😂😂
@@embeboso8329 very
😂😂😂😂
6:18
Dan : I think chucking a bra over the fence is a bit of weird behaviour
Also Dan : Steals bra from clothesline
You can trip the man with a bald spat by undoing his laces and running in
A gander in the garden with a gander may cause danger.
*i have seen a lot of **_-DANTDM 2019s_** in the comments just now*
"He's the only one with shoelaces" the boy "ANGER"
Also I’ve played this before but if your in the garden and you can’t get the gardener to leave the fence go left and move some soil bags to reveal a hidden passage to get out off Its a lot easier
I love your vids so much you make my day when i am blue you are funny🤣
“I’m gonna steal your foot!”
-DanTDM 2019
This is how many bells Dan would steal
v
112 bells
215 bells
182 bells
183 bells
221 bells
I finished the game and there is more harder chores once you bring the bell home
"Old lady, leave me alone, what did i ever do to you?"
Last Video: *Dantdm shuts granny in the garage*
Dan: I wished for a girlfriend
Jemma: *walks in* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!
Dan: ummmm... Or not
Jemma : we broke up now
Oof
Oooooo dan in trouble 😂
Haha