1st Armored Regimental Combat Team. "The Holy Rollers" | Halo Reimagined

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  • Опубліковано 9 сер 2023
  • To the Covenant, the 1st Armored Regimental Combat Team was considered the practitioners of the most vile forms of heresy. To the UNSC Army, it was disorderly, undisciplined and vulgar. But to the men and women within it, there was no finer title in the galaxy, than that of "Holy Roller".
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  • @TemplinInstitute
    @TemplinInstitute  11 місяців тому +254

    *Holy Rollers Mount Up!* We've designed a limited edition poster showcasing the entire structure of the Regiment as well as some other merchandise that will be going live on the Templin Commissary this weekend! It will be available for one week only, so keep an eye on our Community page here on UA-cam. We'll be posting an announcement when the sale is live. shop.templin.institute/

    • @tylerdevries8226
      @tylerdevries8226 11 місяців тому +3

      Can you do the twisted metal tv and game world next please

    • @RegentOfGreece
      @RegentOfGreece 11 місяців тому +2

      Another awesome job to you guys! I almost thought I saw "Holy Rollies" instead of Holy rollers. 😅
      If I may ask, are you guys thinking of making a video for the any of the Entente nations in Kaiserreich, like Republican France?

    • @letsget100subswithoutconte4
      @letsget100subswithoutconte4 11 місяців тому

      Can you do one for the UNSC Air Force

    • @Global-yt
      @Global-yt 11 місяців тому +2

      This video is like the Obama medalling Obama meme but for the Templin Institute's fictional fictional (two-layers of fiction) creation

    • @Dark_Jaguar
      @Dark_Jaguar 11 місяців тому

      Now this is a loathsome dung eater I can get behind.... upwind.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 11 місяців тому +1104

    "The Covenant see us rolling! They hating!" - Holy Rollers regiment probably

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance 11 місяців тому +73

      "Try to beat our fighting dirty, try to beat our fighting dirty!"

    • @Tyger_YT
      @Tyger_YT 11 місяців тому +60

      Nah man its "They see us holy rolling, they glassin"

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 11 місяців тому +15

      Yeah.. an blasting with plasma weapons too.. y'all was clean till then

    • @Dark_Jaguar
      @Dark_Jaguar 11 місяців тому +6

      It's all about the Pentiums baby... oh wait wrong one.

    • @jfraz6246
      @jfraz6246 11 місяців тому +9

      Also on the playlist “Highway to Hell”

  • @jesupcolt
    @jesupcolt 11 місяців тому +163

    "It burns when I pee," written on the barrel of a Scorpion.

  • @KalusDominus
    @KalusDominus 11 місяців тому +179

    “Blessed and dressed”
    “Ready to impress!”
    My headcanon of their mantra/chant

    • @alexisbaz8746
      @alexisbaz8746 10 місяців тому +4

      Damn, I want to use that and this division for a roleplay...

  • @baarum
    @baarum 11 місяців тому +477

    Whoever came up with the name "The Holy Rollers" deserves a fookin' medal. True Legend

    • @SuperGman117
      @SuperGman117 11 місяців тому +22

      It absolutely oozes old Halo lore vibes.

    • @pluemas
      @pluemas 11 місяців тому +32

      It's the name of a Canadian Sherman that took part in D-Day, which might be the inspiration for this.

    • @TheFutureMarine117
      @TheFutureMarine117 11 місяців тому +11

      If you watched the vid on how they built this unit then they say the meaning of the Nickname "the holy rollers"

    • @baarum
      @baarum 11 місяців тому +5

      I got "the meaning" and the origin, but even then coming up with the name is a feat in it self.

  • @lostShadowLord
    @lostShadowLord 11 місяців тому +309

    Interest fact
    While the Holy rollers were listed as being wiped out during the closing stages of the Battle of London. Elements of the unit were recorded as fighting in Glasgow, Paris and Dublin(concurrent to London) and Leeds, Liverpool Derry and Waterford (in the days after London). And the old Irish Naval service base in county Cork has a burnt out Grizzy with the Unit insigna desplayed and painted in the units style of camo. This tank (which had the Irish of fire piss written on it two barrel) was likely part of the battle of Waterford.

    • @shep9231
      @shep9231 10 місяців тому +3

      :)

    • @Paxamerican8470
      @Paxamerican8470 4 місяці тому +1

      wait a minute, it's an imposter tank! the holy rollers never used a grizzly tanks. unless it was acquired during the last day of their fighting and used in desperation to continue to hold the line.

    • @michellepuzon8282
      @michellepuzon8282 2 місяці тому +2

      ⁠@@Paxamerican8470yep
      Before the Battle Of Earth, the Holy Rollers were short on regular scorpions and thus (much to Brigadier General Hall and Colonel Nguyen’s disagreement) had to requisition Grizzly’s to reinforce the Holy Rollers before the unit was hastily deployed to london

  • @michaelthayer5351
    @michaelthayer5351 11 місяців тому +175

    While the tale of the Master Chief gives humanity Hope, the saga of the "Holy Rollers" demonstrates that Spite can be just as effective in making men move mountains.

  • @MrAwsomenoob
    @MrAwsomenoob 11 місяців тому +237

    "One minute decides the outcome of a battle, one hour the success of a campaign, one day the fate of empires."

  • @occultatumquaestio5226
    @occultatumquaestio5226 11 місяців тому +534

    Even though this is not part of the actual canon for Halo, it is astounding how well this reimagining adds to the currently unsung exploits of the UNSC Army, integrates well many parts of the actual lore, and keeps many of the themes and spirit of Halo.
    It would indeed be enjoyable for more such formation stories to be done, such as with the Outer Rim Yacht Club, or other franchises.
    The Holy Rollers may be gone, but they shall be remembered. I'm also intrigued by what those "rituals" could be.

    • @robinst-pierre9600
      @robinst-pierre9600 11 місяців тому +7

      Those rituals must be inspired by the Bicollinian True Faith rituals

    • @gunnerbowers2596
      @gunnerbowers2596 11 місяців тому +6

      would have been a great TV show too.

    • @randomka-52alligatorthatis34
      @randomka-52alligatorthatis34 11 місяців тому +3

      I wonder if it's like a "This is my Rifle" kind of thing...

    • @flakzuludeusex2365
      @flakzuludeusex2365 11 місяців тому +6

      @@gunnerbowers2596 Yeah it would right? I mean maybe it would be called Halo the lost but not forgotten this show would be like a recounting from the veterans and survivors that fought and saw the Holy Rollers from the start of it formation to its end during the final days of the Human-Covenant war.

    • @gunnerbowers2596
      @gunnerbowers2596 11 місяців тому +7

      I was thinking of a Band of Brothers sort of story telling focus on the unit and its campaigns. My only real problem is the thought that they would have Spartans assigned to the formation, Army Pathfinders would make sense, besides who said a Halo story has to have Spartans at all they are a very small part of the universe as a whole.

  • @Talon1124
    @Talon1124 11 місяців тому +314

    93 hours. Just she of four days, spread across all deployments.
    It doesn't look like a lot, but when minutes mean the difference between life and death, those hours are an eternity.
    Roll on you Holy Rollers, bring the fire and rain hell upon your foes.
    Gone, but never forgotten.

    • @Zadrias6386
      @Zadrias6386 11 місяців тому +16

      Yeah, you hear that number and are like… “damn, that’s not very long for the sheer amount of deployments and losses they took” until you remember that that is probably more than 90% of the UNSC navy:

  • @williamsledge3151
    @williamsledge3151 11 місяців тому +347

    The only thing holier than this regiment, is the vehicles of those who oppose them.

  • @jacobhacker6404
    @jacobhacker6404 11 місяців тому +186

    “Unholy Bastard” was one of those names brass wanted changed. Master Sergeant wasn’t happy about it, but obliged nonetheless. It was changed just before we loaded up on a Navy transport. Caught the eye of the ship’s XO during embarkation: “Unholy Bass Terd.” XO looked at the Sarge who didn’t speak, didn’t smile, didn’t even blink. He just stood there chewing on a Sweet Williams. XO just walked away. God I miss the Rollers.

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner 10 місяців тому +11

      I’m guessing Unholy Bastard was the dead tank found at the site of the Holy Roller’s last stand in London. The tank and it’s crew holding the line. Even in death. o7

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 10 місяців тому +10

      Now I’m imagining a tank with a painting of a devil-horned river bass on its turret. xD
      Bonus points if it incorporates a turd emoji too!

    • @ash_from_youtube9387
      @ash_from_youtube9387 8 місяців тому +8

      Another such name was „enflamed urine“: an attempt to pass the UNSCs request for a less vulgar name. When other tank crews responded saying it sounded like an STD, and the UNSC requested they change it despite their attempts to remain under the radar, the chose the name STD, claiming it meant Super Tank Destroyer

  • @williamlydon2554
    @williamlydon2554 11 місяців тому +74

    The book "Roughshod through Hell" focuses on the 1st ARCT's actions on Kolos. Its a harrowing read, and due to being written prior to later battles the author managed to interview several veterans and active duty soldiers. Definitely up there with *We Were Soldiers Once...and Young* and *A Soldier's Tale: Rain Forest Wars*

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner 8 місяців тому +3

      Is it wrong for me to hope someone makes a Halo book called “Roughshod through Hell”? I’d really enjoy a book like that.

  • @DondeliumActual
    @DondeliumActual 11 місяців тому +26

    This would have been a SUBSTANTIALLY better setting for a Halo TV series than what we got.

    • @williamlydon2554
      @williamlydon2554 11 місяців тому +4

      I think it was a huge mess stake to not make the TV series a canonical side story. Halo is perfect for those, and if would still allowed them to reference the games.

    • @muhtasimfahmid7844
      @muhtasimfahmid7844 4 місяці тому +2

      If Templin wrote tv episodes, it would be better than 95% of all current shows.

  • @owenpeters1823
    @owenpeters1823 11 місяців тому +116

    93 hours, bought with the fire of the guns and the lives of its soldiers, makes all the difference to those who lived to tell the story of this company

  • @inquisitorgarza312
    @inquisitorgarza312 11 місяців тому +30

    “Not many remembers the Army boys compare to the Navy, and I can’t blame the Government and the Navy itself, but it was our Troopers who held the ground against the Covenant. Nine of out Ten defenses engagements were held by Army personnel throughout the war, and there was usually a eighty percent lose rate or complete destruction of entire divisions or regiments. I remembered the ordering of thousands holding positions, retreats, assaults, and the activation of the Cole Protocol on the ground side, but I believe that it was the bravery of our tanks crews and logistics that made it possible for us Army Troopers to hold the line. When many of my logistics officers told me that they weren’t doing enough to help their divisions and regiments, I remember telling that they perform miracles everyday to make sure that we had enough to be active on the field, but sometimes I remembered seeing how my words didn’t reassure them about their abilities to resupply their divisions and regiments. The Army Tank crews were just as a daring and insane in their assault against covenant heavy armor, and was always surprised that they always bring back a massive kill ratio to their loses. The Navy and the Marines may have many of the glories of the war, but let it be said that the Army didn’t give it their all to making the Covenant pay for every inch of UNSC ground they take.”
    Former UNSC Colonel Jorge Garza of the 56th Armored Regiment “The Iron Fist”.

  • @hattyee205
    @hattyee205 11 місяців тому +350

    As the leader of an Arma 3 UNSC Army Mechanized unit, you folks are doing gods work. Between this and the unit structure video it felt like I was seeing a lot of what I've been playing and doing these last couple years come to life.

    • @Diseptibots
      @Diseptibots 11 місяців тому +5

      Og holy rollers?

    • @hattyee205
      @hattyee205 11 місяців тому +9

      @Diseptibots It feels like that in certain ways, yeah. Especially the IFVs supporting armor. Only difference we're about platoon sized and have an airwing attached.

    • @reeceemms1643
      @reeceemms1643 11 місяців тому +4

      @@hattyee205 what about Navy battlegroups?

    • @jmdibonaventuro
      @jmdibonaventuro 11 місяців тому +4

      What’s the unit name?

    • @Scorch052
      @Scorch052 10 місяців тому +2

      :p

  • @chimera9818
    @chimera9818 11 місяців тому +57

    Finally military regiments that sounds like how military actually act in real life

  • @hudbudmudsud
    @hudbudmudsud 11 місяців тому +16

    "It is noted that after the war, former members of the Holy Rollers are seen in former battlefields praying for the souls of members that were lost."

  • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
    @MaxwellAerialPhotography 11 місяців тому +114

    MORE!
    No but seriously, that was everything Halo should have been this last decade: funny, sad, rich in detail, and at times just weird. Please more expanded lore for Halo and other universes. I'd love to see a similar sub series for something in Mass Effect.

    • @lavellelee5734
      @lavellelee5734 10 місяців тому

      Yeah 😂

    • @ash_from_youtube9387
      @ash_from_youtube9387 2 місяці тому

      If I had a say, there would be a series of games based on the Holy Roller‘s most significant battles and campaigns

  • @catland88
    @catland88 11 місяців тому +52

    Wasn't expecting Halo London fanfiction but I'm here for it

    • @emberthecatgirl8796
      @emberthecatgirl8796 11 місяців тому +6

      This is so much more than fanfiction

    • @a12shotman
      @a12shotman 11 місяців тому +4

      @@emberthecatgirl8796 it's really not though

    • @catland88
      @catland88 11 місяців тому +6

      @@emberthecatgirl8796 very good fanfiction is still fanfiction

    • @robertdrexel2043
      @robertdrexel2043 11 місяців тому +3

      Huh. Now I actually want someone to do a novelization fanfiction story about the Holy Rollers.

  • @ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342
    @ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342 11 місяців тому +51

    Tankers and their mechanized infantry are a unique breed of soldiers. Stubborn yet adaptive and innovative. War itself develops a close knit culture within combat units. It's no surprise that war weary Amored units and their tankers often will simply refuse to die.

    • @joemomma2189
      @joemomma2189 11 місяців тому +10

      My Uncle told me when you are in your most vulnerable, i.e. a live fire situation, any previous greviances and prior biases are burned away as your mind goes into default survival mode. At that point, the bonds forged there are the same as primitive tribes- there are situations and rituals only they would understand.
      Example- my cousin Cory, who is in the navy, always asked someone he was on the same ship with if the 'air was buzzing' (their way of asking if they were getting air craft in). Small things really, but it is always need to listen to.

    • @theoquinn5613
      @theoquinn5613 9 місяців тому +2

      DEATH BEFORE DISMOUNT

  • @jfitz6517
    @jfitz6517 11 місяців тому +52

    This was epic, the Halo franchise desperately needs more stories like this to breath fresh life into its sci-fi military setting.

  • @commandertoastcz6256
    @commandertoastcz6256 11 місяців тому +26

    16:34 It is my headcanon now that the Scorpion is the Quiet Riot.
    Also you missed an oportunity to call the "Highway to Hell" a "Highway to Hall" after the Holy Rollers got there.

  • @dylanbilson4271
    @dylanbilson4271 11 місяців тому +34

    More Reimagined episodes please!
    Now I'm looking forward to the episode about the Task Force 89 "Outer Rim Yatch Club".

  • @Jayjay-qe6um
    @Jayjay-qe6um 11 місяців тому +36

    "Once again, it is our job to finish what the flyboys started. We are leaving the ship's platoon, and engaging the Covenant on solid ground. When we meet the enemy, you will rip their skulls from their spines, and toss 'em away, laughin'! Am I right, Marines?" -- Avery Johnson

  • @TurboNerdNews
    @TurboNerdNews 11 місяців тому +6

    " Oh yeah? We'll make our own lore, with blackjack and hookers" - Templin Institute, probably

  • @MegaBOOMER14
    @MegaBOOMER14 11 місяців тому +37

    I imagine 93 hours might be the average lifespan for most infantryman at that time.

    • @balinthehater8205
      @balinthehater8205 11 місяців тому +4

      90 of those 93 hours is probably the disembarkation and traveling to the front.

  • @rbgerald2469
    @rbgerald2469 10 місяців тому +28

    Some tanks of the Holy Rollers, during the Battle For Earth, were even nicknamed after centuries old literature and TV shows.
    This was especially true for elements of units fighting in Glasgow and Birmingham. Examples include:
    • Two Scorpion Tanks named "Wallace" and "Gromit", referencing Wallace And Gromit, a centuries old cartoon
    • "Shaun The Sheep", in mocking of a young tank commander named Shaun Higgins, and a reference to a centuries old Cartoon Character of the same name
    • A Grizzly nicknamed "Big World, Big Adventures"; In reference to a crappy Thomas And Friends film produced in the beginning of the 2020's
    • There were several Scorpion Tanks named "THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE" throughout the Human Covenant War. All four iterations were lost throughout the war.
    -"THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE" (lost in action somewhere during the defence of the Outer Colonies)
    - "THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE II" (lost during a Thunder Run in Paris IV)
    - "THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE III" (lost in the defensive actions in Concord)
    - "THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE IV" (lost during the Battle Of Glasgow)
    • "CONFUSION AND DELAY"; a Scorpion Tank that was nicknamed as such because the crew and the Tank Platoon it served in was full of recruits, and needed a reminder on what their mission was and what should they cause amongst the ranks of the Covenant. Lost during the defense of Birmingham as it was wiped out along with its platoon.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 11 місяців тому +77

    I hope the Templin Institute will eventually talk about Zeon and their society, culture and technology with mobile suits, spaceships and Minovsky reactors in the future.

    • @dylanbilson4271
      @dylanbilson4271 11 місяців тому +12

      Templin Institute wishlist:
      1. Free Planet Alliance from Legend of Galactic Heroes.
      2. Boiling Isle from The Owl House.
      3. Rapid Response Unit "Paw Patrol" from the Paw Patrol cartoon show.
      4. Oarai High School from Girls Und Panzer.
      5. War of Underworld from Sword Art Online.
      6. Jura Tempest Federation from That Time I Got Reincarnated Into A Slime.
      7. Equestria from My Little Pony Friemdship Is Magic.

    • @justinjeffries1554
      @justinjeffries1554 11 місяців тому +3

      The guy hates Mecha so good luck

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli 11 місяців тому

      ​@@justinjeffries1554Not to mention Zeon being a fantastical take on _Those_ Germans + Imperial Japan.

  • @Nomadith
    @Nomadith 11 місяців тому +8

    Sometimes you roll boxcars, sometimes you roll snake-eyes. What matters is what you do with the hand you're dealt, and the Holy Rollers did their best with a losing hand.
    Might not be cannon, but it's a great tale Templin.

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 11 місяців тому +104

    The problem with using "doesn't follow the rules" as a way to make character cool is that you eventually end up with NOBODY following them... and then you understand why we're losing 😅

    • @gabrielandradeferraz386
      @gabrielandradeferraz386 11 місяців тому +14

      The book is only as good as the people who write it. Sometimes, you have a better book in mind.

    • @williamlhuillier6663
      @williamlhuillier6663 11 місяців тому +13

      There were plenty of officers who followed orders and rules. Those men don't get stories written about them or legends spun. They do their duty and go home, to be forgotten by time.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 11 місяців тому +3

      @@williamlhuillier6663 /"Sabaton - Ballad of the Bull" can be heard in the background/

    • @TurboNerdNews
      @TurboNerdNews 11 місяців тому +12

      The old joke about American doctrine is that the don't follow their own doctrine. And operate in chaos

    • @VainerCactus0
      @VainerCactus0 4 місяці тому +1

      Sometimes the people writing the rules are not as intelligent or well informed as they should be. Somebody far from the front might not have the best idea of how to conduct their operations.

  • @AntonitusTheGreat
    @AntonitusTheGreat 10 місяців тому +6

    Chills and tears. This team excellently captured the "indomitable human spirit" theme that is so intrinsic to Halo, seen best in the BELIEVE campaign. The idea of retired soldiers rejoining the effort for the Battle of Earth particularly gets me. Incredibly well done.

  • @robertdrexel2043
    @robertdrexel2043 11 місяців тому +14

    You know I could totally see one of those Spartan teams assigned to the Holy Rollers actually being similar to that of Noble Team, mostly Spartan-IIIs in MJONIR Armor. As I am sure NOBLE wasn't the only unit like that after all...

    • @communizzy
      @communizzy 11 місяців тому +3

      They weren’t, but the cost of a single MJOLNIR suit would make it highly unlikely to happen. That, plus at that point they were Navy toys that the Navy would be reticent to give up

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 11 місяців тому +1

      Spartans dont get assigned to non-augmented units.

    • @Hellhound23691
      @Hellhound23691 10 місяців тому +3

      ⁠@@communizzy SPARTAN III’s were Army units and didn’t belong to ONI or NAVSPECWAR.

    • @communizzy
      @communizzy 10 місяців тому

      @@Hellhound23691 I had a hunch, but couldn’t verify it with a couple seconds of googling. You’re right

  • @PackHunter117
    @PackHunter117 10 місяців тому +4

    *I consider this story as canon in my mind.*

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 11 місяців тому +73

    Templin Institute's content is pure unadulterated awesomeness to listen and watch.

  • @canoe2260
    @canoe2260 10 місяців тому +3

    There is a monument to WW2 veterans in the town where I live, and today I just noticed that the tank featured is named "the Holy Roller" funny coincidence

  • @dragonturds554
    @dragonturds554 11 місяців тому +36

    This is really cool! I'm completely pulled in by the story y'all made. And the Scorpions covered in foliage is one of the most badass things I've seen.

  • @thomasveerman4532
    @thomasveerman4532 11 місяців тому +10

    Love this video, but I did spot one issue: if the Holy Rollers were in transit to Reach during its fall, they would have had no idea until they arrived. If I remember correctly, slipspace comms were a post-war developmental stemming from Forerunner tech. So instead of them being diverted to Earth, more likely they arrived to find Reach already burining and executed the Cole protocol. After a series of random jumps, they could then have made their way to Earth.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 11 місяців тому +19

    We really need more mechanized units in Halo. A really cool idea for a homebrew unit in Halo. I hope you guys can do more as this is amazing.

  • @Frosty7575
    @Frosty7575 11 місяців тому +11

    Good. God. Damn. This was so good. This was sooooo good. Colonel Shiteater Hall! You guys have to have someone who served on your staff, this reads just too real lol. God damn, you guys earned yourselves another patron member with this one.

  • @korvatusklok4059
    @korvatusklok4059 11 місяців тому +13

    I thoroughly enjoy when such love and care is put into fan fiction. It adds details and flavor to the overall narrative. Please continue this fine work.

  • @shep9231
    @shep9231 10 місяців тому +2

    "You will take London... When yee pry it from me cold, dead hands!" - Random UNSC solder who fought on November 20th, 2332. In the Defense of London.

    • @cameronnewton7053
      @cameronnewton7053 10 місяців тому

      And even then, good luck! Because I will have glued it to my cold dead fingers!

  • @xyro3633
    @xyro3633 11 місяців тому +28

    Loving the Halo content, this is a really cool format and discussion

  • @N7-WAR-HOUND
    @N7-WAR-HOUND 11 місяців тому +3

    Can’t help but imagine a grunt recounting how his unit was rolled over by “Fiery Piss”

  • @Out_Beyond_The_Heliopause
    @Out_Beyond_The_Heliopause 11 місяців тому +21

    Fab stuff! You guy's should definetly build a battlegroup from a Mass Effect faction!

  • @bystutter4035
    @bystutter4035 10 місяців тому +4

    “Hope? This is the army son, my only job is to pour the firing piss of humanity into those poor dumb purple basterds”
    I couldn’t stop laughing for over 10 minutes, definitely one of the best sentences ever spoken.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 11 місяців тому +12

    Holy Rollers are well oiled fighting machines that give a butt kicking at the Covenant.

  • @TheFanFoundation
    @TheFanFoundation 11 місяців тому +7

    This is what i love about the institute. You somehow make amazing videos out of our daydreams and you have my respect and adoration.

  • @WolfeSaber9933
    @WolfeSaber9933 11 місяців тому +74

    A cool idea for the Holy Rollers, an idea from Warhammer, is to have their home base placed on a world full of Forerunner artifacts.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 11 місяців тому +10

      If we're going for ideas Halo should take from 40k, then it should look as to why Astartes and Imperial Guard DON'T share equipment base and apply the same to Spartans. Give humans in UNSC weapons and vehicles sized for humans and not for Spartans ie for player model. Make Warthog carry 5-7 people and a turret, give back sights and grenade launcher to Halo AR. And instead give Spartans crew served weapons as their baseline. Ie GPMGs, HMGs, AGLs, ATGMs, antimateriel rifles, mortars and so on.

    • @WolfeSaber9933
      @WolfeSaber9933 11 місяців тому +4

      @@TheArklyte Well, there are weapons called Spartan Weapons, but they are proven to be too expensive to mass produce during the war with the Covenant. If that war didn't happen, the Spartans would have been running around with stuff like rifle size rocket launchers that shoot 38.7mm rockets and plasma sniper rifles.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 11 місяців тому +1

      @@WolfeSaber9933 ah yes, novels, right. Novels where every time Covenant wins solely through superior numbers despite same novels saying that they're supposed to have overwhelming technological superiority. Arbiter and Chief are equals? Spartan II's and Elites were equal models in multiplayer "simulation"? Well, let's claim that these few marines held off an attack of a hundred Elites!

    • @WolfeSaber9933
      @WolfeSaber9933 11 місяців тому +2

      @@TheArklyte Ok, what are you getting at? You're sounding weird.

    • @Ryanowning
      @Ryanowning 11 місяців тому +2

      Eh, "home base" doesn't really work well when most are glassed throughout the war. Including those that once held artifacts after extraction.

  • @mattiaslime8926
    @mattiaslime8926 11 місяців тому +10

    These reimaginations are soo good.

  • @renator6465
    @renator6465 11 місяців тому +36

    Ça j’aime ça ! Vraiment un des meilleurs concepts que j’ai vue depuis pas mal de temp ! N’hésitez SURTOUT PAS à en faire PLUS !

  • @enkelainen
    @enkelainen 11 місяців тому +9

    This was frickin' great! What a fantastic story, and in a way that makes absolute sense within the universe it was set in. I want more of this!

  • @vladthedeathless9439
    @vladthedeathless9439 10 місяців тому +3

    If this gets canonized... ooh boy. Yall put ALOT of work into this. Keep slaying yall!

  • @awes5709
    @awes5709 11 місяців тому +3

    THANK YOU!!! For adding to and keeping the true lure of Halo rolling!...."Who Else But Us"...UNSC

  • @aminebelhkere8461
    @aminebelhkere8461 10 місяців тому +2

    As a Halo fan who lost all hope after the TV show this has resurrected my love for Halo thank you so much and I hope you do more of these videos in the future

  • @ragingagent5040
    @ragingagent5040 11 місяців тому +4

    I hope we get to see one of these videos for “Outer Rim Yacht Club”

  • @eduardokiryu5456
    @eduardokiryu5456 11 місяців тому +2

    Everybody laughter til the humans start to get religiously warlike

  • @UnreasonableOpinions
    @UnreasonableOpinions 11 місяців тому +3

    This is the sort of story I think works so much better within the framework of Halo than the grand and elaborate extra secret aliens and super-duper machines. Lots of settings have those to begin with, what Halo has is the odd tone of a military sci-fi faction going up against a space opera faction in a bleakly one-sided war. The first minutes of the first game consist of finding out that the last desperate hope to force a tolerable end to the war has been completely routed and this unit's attempt to salvage something from it has failed. Right up until the war ends in a series of circumstances nobody in it could have possibly predicted, it's a series of pyrrhic victories and total defeats fought mostly out of the knowledge that the alternative to fighting and dying is just dying. Maybe that's hard to fit a grand, sweeping narrative in, but it excels for small stories of soldiers and leaders of otherwise-ordinary merit who happen to rise to their moment in extraordinary ways.

  • @Russo_Ducky
    @Russo_Ducky 11 місяців тому +7

    Absolutely love these kinds of videos, hopefully one is made for the imperial yacht club

  • @matthewheistand2340
    @matthewheistand2340 7 місяців тому +2

    Seriously can we get more great stories like this. I crave this from halo but we don’t get this anymore from 343. I really wanna see more stories set during the human-covenant war. There was 28 years of conflict and it’s ripe for exploration. Halo 1-3, odst, reach take place during the final year of the war. Food for thought.

  • @slothassasin1055
    @slothassasin1055 11 місяців тому +8

    This was more inspirational and spoke to what Halo is truly about, more than a multi million dollar TV show

  • @thegethconsensus393
    @thegethconsensus393 11 місяців тому +3

    This was awesome! I loved that you built a regiment and then gave it a badass story to go with it. I hope you guys do more of these going forward.

  • @Calvadoratheexplorer
    @Calvadoratheexplorer 11 місяців тому +1

    The creativity that has gone into creating the Holy Rollers, with a combination of canon material and sheer imagination... The story is quite moving too. Fantastic work!

  • @Anastas1786
    @Anastas1786 10 місяців тому +2

    "She-Who-Feasts-On-The-Feculence-Of-All-That-Crawls-Walks-And-Slithers"
    Probably prettier in the original language.

  • @vallettapetracyneran8587
    @vallettapetracyneran8587 5 місяців тому +2

    "This had to be some of the toughest sum' bitches in the Army. I mean, honestly, these bastards did some of the most impossible shit. I would be proud to call them Helljumpers."
    Sergeant Major Petra
    101st ODST Battalion
    Commanding officer Fireteam Libra 4

  • @kyrerymmukk7446
    @kyrerymmukk7446 10 місяців тому +1

    This is one of my favorite stories you all have ever produced. Bravo.

  • @davidnemoseck9007
    @davidnemoseck9007 11 місяців тому +2

    Wow. Very well written. Definitely got me stirred emotionally.

  • @redspyke8227
    @redspyke8227 11 місяців тому +2

    We remember the 93 Hours. Holy Rollers till we die. Hooah and a-fucking-men.

  • @jw589
    @jw589 11 місяців тому +1

    Honestly, these two videos have been some of the best you've done in my view - as much as I know this isn't official Halo canon it feels like it should be. The narrative you've built up around this idea is fantastic and I for one hope you continue it.

  • @michaellaramee1965
    @michaellaramee1965 11 місяців тому +2

    You guys give me goosebumps just listening to a video about a make belief unit in a make belief setting. Well done!

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 11 місяців тому +26

    *FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT, WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-* Oh, the Templin Institute is back with another glorious video in this channel. Nice.

  • @chromabstreamarchive606
    @chromabstreamarchive606 10 місяців тому +1

    Two UNSC officials I'd follow to the depths of hell: Captain James Cutter and this Colonel Aria Hall.

  • @stickpge
    @stickpge 11 місяців тому +13

    honestly im just gonna say it, this in my eyes is just cannon to the halo universe afterall there is nothing in the lore that contradicts the existence of the holy rollers so I say fuck it their cannon afterall this is so well written it deserves it

    • @PrograError
      @PrograError 11 місяців тому

      maybe 343 might just co-op it...

  • @stevengreen9536
    @stevengreen9536 11 місяців тому +3

    It would be great if this regiment became actual Halo lore. Not just in the expanded universe but a full fledged game. Find a good voice actress for Hall and maybe get them a custom sassy A.I. (move over Cortana your real replacement is coming) The developers could truly have lightning in a bottle.

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 11 місяців тому

      @@Banthisyoutube Sounds like the poor thing would be confused. I was thinking more along the lines of Ares or some mythological hero.

  • @communizzy
    @communizzy 11 місяців тому +1

    Brought a tear to my eye with the setting of classic tragedy, very well done

  • @drac116
    @drac116 11 місяців тому +4

    I'm curious what opinions of the Holy Rollers are among Sangheili veterans.

  • @Pentazimyn28
    @Pentazimyn28 11 місяців тому +1

    Y’all make truly excellent content. Thank you

  • @qashmonie
    @qashmonie 6 місяців тому +2

    This was well done please make more halo content!

  • @robkemp598
    @robkemp598 11 місяців тому +3

    Ahhhhh the good Inquisitiors voice, Stephen brings such gravitas

  • @tangero3462
    @tangero3462 10 місяців тому

    Y'all made a tale as compelling as the best the Halo novels and with a depth that very few match. Incredible work!

  • @OnetyOneBravo
    @OnetyOneBravo 11 місяців тому +4

    Please for the love of god make more of these combo videos. This was great

  • @TheAKgunner
    @TheAKgunner 10 місяців тому +2

    The Holy Rollers certainly made the Covenant pay and keep on pay! And defended their position in London to the last. We salute the Holy Rollers! Those magnificent bastards and bitches earned their place in Heaven’s Honor Guard!

  • @ventusvindictus
    @ventusvindictus 10 місяців тому

    The Holy Rollers content has been some of the most inspiring and engaging I've seen from the Templin Institute. The Institute's work is always very well done, but this is magnifico.

  • @PapaFunDip
    @PapaFunDip 11 місяців тому +1

    This rapid response force "fuck you'd" the covenant so much that the covenant had to pull out their own "fuck you" and just glass the entire general area where they existed

  • @pearsegallagher9832
    @pearsegallagher9832 10 місяців тому

    so gotta come back here and say i hope you do this style of video alongside future vuild your battlegroup videos hearing about the characters and battles they are in just helps it come alive

  • @KillerOrca
    @KillerOrca 11 місяців тому +1

    "No one ever talks about the Cascadian militia forces on Paris IV. Everyone says it was the Rollers that kept the Highway to Hell open and the supplies rolling. And sure, they might have owned the blacktop...but that blacktop had forests and rivers around it. Deep and thick. Places their tanks and 'Hogs couldn't dare get into lest they get bogged down.
    That was the realm of the Cascadians. For every obvious Covenant thrust the Rollers pushed back, a dozen more died to blades and traps. For every Banshee the Wolverines downed, three never took off from their landing strips because the pilots supplies were missing, poisoned or appropriated. The Highway may have been too Hell, but for the Covenant, it was the trees that WERE it.
    Never got why Hall didn't mention the two militia units at her side for that fight. Pride, maybe. Confusion. Coms blackouts...well. Militia units always ended up getting forgotten anyway. Thats just war."

  • @wote2760
    @wote2760 11 місяців тому +9

    We really need more halo games that are gritty and dark, showing the struggle of humanity's resistance against the covenant onslaught. No more spartans man, I wanna be a normal human and feel the fear and dispair as i fight against unstoppable and infinite numbers of aliens.

  • @jeremydale4548
    @jeremydale4548 8 місяців тому +1

    You need to do one of these for Taskforce 89 for your pilot episode. THIS ONE ROCKS!

  • @bearcalvary8714
    @bearcalvary8714 10 місяців тому

    Templin Institute I would thank you for reinvigorating my old memories with Army Mechanized which led me back to my old Arma unit and regrouping with them. So thank you again

  • @vasillas5617
    @vasillas5617 10 місяців тому

    Goooood this was fantastic!
    Now I must await a video on the Outer Rim Yacht Club!

  • @alannatherson7721
    @alannatherson7721 11 місяців тому

    Now this is awesome. I'd love to see more videos in this style.

  • @FC3D
    @FC3D 11 місяців тому +2

    Covenant divine manifest destiny is somewhat rendered mute by APFSDS and HE rounds turning their purple junk into scrap.

  • @743ng74i
    @743ng74i 11 місяців тому +1

    This is one of the finest examples of the HFY genre there is. Good job

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK 11 місяців тому +2

    My brother was assigned to the 1st Armored, but he didn't participate in the battle as he was in sick bay, recovering from a nasty allergic reaction to the spices in a burrito.

    • @PrograError
      @PrograError 11 місяців тому +2

      ah... burritos... still kicking arse in C26th huh?
      Huh? they found better spice than the Carolinas?
      what? it tasted better in the toliet?? oh... bless...

  • @danielefabbro822
    @danielefabbro822 11 місяців тому +1

    Definitely not bad.
    The sharp and smart talk of Templin Institute style documentaries mixed with the greatest Sci-fi title of the last 20 years, Halo.
    Excellent.

  • @MadamLava094
    @MadamLava094 11 місяців тому +1

    Absolutely superb, I loved the through-line that despite how badass they are they still suffered horrendous casualties and inevitable defeat like everyone else, by the nature of the war and their enemy

  • @percyjackson386
    @percyjackson386 11 місяців тому +1

    now this is why I love this channel.

  • @JackaWilko
    @JackaWilko 10 місяців тому +1

    Well well well, looks like we need this as an armour coating and emblem in Infinite!

  • @rorinthelarpdad120
    @rorinthelarpdad120 11 місяців тому +2

    I am definitely setting up a Arma 3 match using the optre mod just to recreate this