Reminds me of someone, this woman who manipulated me, she would insult me all the time but if I tried to seperate myself she would get so offended by me and seek "revenge"
how is the world was she doing that? She has no obligation to be attracted to people lol. You seem very bitter for watching someone react to a dumb show.
Hately is just chaotic, she’s contradictive, indecisive, misleading, and the way she pushes that button almost seems like she does it because she feels a power to it. Shorty is trippin, worse part is she is clearly trying to portray herself as an open explorative person but is getting satisfaction from rejecting others for being honest.
@hihihi3383on the real it’s more of a antisocial personality type thing (sociopathy and psychopathy both fall under this umbrella). BPD seems to be similar albeit for different reasons.
I feel so bad for Renard. He politely corrected her on his name and even gave an anecdote to remember it only for her to call him “Bernard” again when he left.
That’s exactly what I was thinking when she was going on and on about how she can’t stand when someone can’t take a joke. I wanna make some jokes around her😂😂😂 see how she takes it lmfao
I don’t think that she had ANY intention of allowing anyone to stay. She had predetermined that she was going to press that button on each and every person and ensure that she had the spotlight the whole way through. She basically melted when people complimented her, she needs it. I agreed with so many damn comments analyzing her and I definitely try not to be needlessly mean on the internet, but I just can’t help myself with this one.
Shes the type of person to go to a school dance with a disabled or special needs person and ignore them the whole night. Pretending to be kind and accepting like they can do no harm but its just for themselves.
Haighleigh is one of the first button contestants I really couldn’t sympathize with. The pure AGGRESSION each time she rejected someone was terrifying.
Heileigh definitely strikes me as a "everyone" person, the kind that seemingly gets along with everyone but actually has no real friends because they can't ditch this fake, inflated image they built of themselves based on a series of superficial interactions consisting of her mostly asking questions that she has no interest in hearing the answer to. really gives off "you like my personality? thanks, i made it just for you" vibes
Good on you for being one of the only people actually using the indicated pronouns... like I agree Haley sucks but that doesn't mean they should be misgendered bc of a femme presentation ToT
@@muffinboll6125 yes. especially in the current social climate, its not people living in a commune supporting each other its a bunch of people taking advantage of hookup culture and having no real connection
Did you watch the whole interview and try to understand what Kanye meant and/or why he would say what he said or did you just watch some sound bite and make up your whole mind on it?
There’s not a lot of people who’s energies scare me but that Haley is one of them. Pure hatred behind those eyes that can flip on a dime, I really dread meeting people like her lmao
@PapaMavy Even more Kanye was one of the greatest lyricist of the early 2000s and 2010s. One who impacted hip-hop, rap and black culture. To disqualify him from being a philosopher reeks of elitist snobbism and eurocentricism. Hell most philosphy snobs disqualify asian schools of thought
@@gators9570 yeah i agree that she probably didn’t even want to find anyone she just liked hitting the button but to be fair i guess it is a game lol i wouldn’t expect half the people to actually be looking for a relationship
Loving the chaos in this ep. The editing, the ripped butthole, the aggressive button slamming, how he just pauses to take a buzzfeed quiz. Chefs kiss 👌
@@cleverusername7241 I also saw this comment before I started the video bc it was like immediately visible on the video page but made me excited to see wtf they were talking about
I’m not saying you have to find love on this silly speed dating show, but that was insane. When she rejected that last woman, my jaw literally dropped. It was going so well and then out of nowhere BAM she hit the button. Ruthless
The cut to tiny Cody staring blankly into the camera after Hayley says she looks tall people really got me. The editing has been so amazing lately! We’ll done Zade!
Worst episode yet. The clout goblin had me cringing the whole time and she just kept advancing. It didn’t even end with her getting rejected, there was no satisfaction this episode
@@MoonWalkerTexsRanger It is the best pronoun to use for a singular creature without gender. That would be playing into her mental illness though, you can only be a man or a woman.
She’s clearly an an extremely toxic person-the type of person who is in denial of her toxicity and when other people confront her about it, she calls them toxic. She’s the prime example of everyone else is wrong except her and you see that in the end. She is completely unaware she literally DECIMATED all of the contestants and instead thinks it’s their fault for not meeting her standards lmaooo. I get total sociopathic vibes from her on god. It’s almost like she molds her personality from person to person then rejects them all in the same way. Creeps me tf out man
she looked so angry every time she hit that button and then would say, "I'm not physically attracted to you" after stating she was interested in people's minds... 😵💫 Cody said she was leading them all on but we were the ones getting played
“I find that controversial,” you instantly passed on everyone the second you were given the chance. She needs to stop thinking she’s some sort of catch. She’s seemingly very entitled, toxic, kind of manipulative and just very abrasive and unlikable
Why are we skipping over the part where the homeless man wanted to give the guy something for lighting his cigarette (probably some spare change or something) and the guy took his earrings 😂😂
Haley doesn't know what she even wants dear lord. "I love people's minds" but then dunks on everyone accept for the one guy cause he was monogamous like damn😭
Haley gave me the vibes of my ex. Poly, spiritual, hyper-sexual, twinge of that indescribable feeling of this person may murder me in my sleep... stay safe out there, my friends.
She clearly held it in and it fucked her up lmao they say u shouldn't hold in poop or pee and now we know why hahaha the girl had to find out the hard way for all of us to know tho lol
@@prettyfemme if that were how it works my asshole would be in shreds. I promise you she was either lying or holding or for like literal days. I have literally hiked miles holding in shit and never had anything like that happen to me.
if she would have stopped cutting him off he was probably gonna explain that you dont have to agree with everything someone says to find them thought provoking. i still wouldnt consider kanye a philosopher but you have to admit he has a deep understanding of the entertainment and music industry. guy makes a hitler comment and everyone forgets everything else hes ever said or done its sad.
I don’t know if anyone else has this intuition but that woman struck me as a complete psychopath. Very strange how her only goal was to get as much show time on the cut as humanly possible, roping hopeful people into believing she wouldn’t press the button by flirting with them only to mercilessly smash the button with an unholy fury. Another thing that stood out to me was her laugh and smile… It didn’t seem genuine at all… just another characteristic she’s learned to mimic perfectly to seem outgoing and kind.
yea every thing about her was lie, my ex wife was super manipulative like this too, act super happy and friendly with everyone then immediately be like "I fucking hate them" and talk shit
YES major narcissism at least. but the way she led ppl on and slammed that button, not a genuine thing came out of her mouth, she was just doing what she thought she was supposed to be doing. psychopath, or close to one.
She's flagrant borderline personality disorder. Soulless eyes, ego/power trippin, overly sexual, manipulative, condescending, fake-kind, mood changing at the drop of a hat, no solid personality, lack of empathy, etc. etc. etc.
Shit it’s people like you who’d scare me out of doing something like this lol, absolutely digging into her character and assuming an online psychologist persona to evaluate her whole person simply from her pickiness on a speed dating show :| like yeah she puts me off too with the way she acts, but you can’t call someone a fucking psychopath from a simple 10 minute speed dating show for fucks sake
@@alandeutsch9987 yep, and there are so many modern writers, artists, bloggers, scientists etc. that tap deeply into philosophy. It doesn't just need to be a study of classical philosophy
Haley is a literal psychopath. Like, how she's acting is not normal. She's playing a persona until the button turns red and then immediately switches to her true self, which hateful, vengeful, irrational and deceptive. Hella creepy.
Is it really? Plenty of weak men out there who will never tell her she does anything wrong for a chance to be next to her. Also plenty of basketball players who will have sex for 30 mins with her every time they’re in town
She's insufferable after seeing her for a few minutes on an online dating show, now just imagine how insufferable she must be in real life. I feel sorry for everyone that knows her lmao
I just wanna say that the video editor's style and his sense of humor really bring out Cody's commentaries and his own sense of humor. They complement each other so well. I've been thinking about this for a few weeks now and it's pretty cool to see how well you're both evolving with this dynamic 🙏 So good job to you guys and thank you for the quality entertainment ! 😁
Hately is a sociopath, she knows exactly what to say and how to say it to make people happy and bring down their defenses just to reject them for no real reason. She’s just pretending to be a person 😂
idgi doesn't everyone do that? All I see is her being nice and polite then letting them down easy. Would you have preferred if she was a bitch to everyone she rejected? I really don't get it
Right! Dude, their choices were not great. There was "i wear my sunglasses inside" guy, "what's your sign" guy, the "i don't do small talk even though I'm on a show that only allows for a few minutes of talking that is almost always small talk" guy, the "Kanye, Steve Jobs, and my dad are my favorite philosophers" guy, the person who they already met and talked to backstage and already knew they didn't vibe with... it was rough out here today 😆
@@tonyisnotdead kanye goes off the rails one time and everyone completely forgets everything he has ever said or done for the entertainment and music industries. its crazy.
@@zahlerbazaar1608 his whole personality consists on going off the rails, also he's not a philosopher and neither is Steve Jobs, I don't know this guy's dad but since he doesn't seem to know what a philosopher is I really doubt his father is one
Haighleigh being poly lines up with how they seem to be the exact type to put everything into sex, physicality, and cheat on you for being too busy for a week. It makes it worse how they talk about being open and unshameful, while making everyone feel bad through being incredibly patronizing. This is all experience talking being from a couple of abusive relationships. Alarms are fucking ringing listening to them talk and interact with other people.
@@meanoldfatlady5071 I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that being anti-Semitic is not on the same level as thinking that workers should reap adequate benefits of their labour
Right? Just remember to choose her, when you have sex problems. Im sure she can help you get through them, with all the success she has with it in her life.
@@beebre oh just general toxic behavior where there is a complete disregard of other people's emotions. The abuser has likely been through a lot of abuse as well.
Heighly is definitely trying to find her perfect lover on the show like its tinder. The moment the other person sits down, she already knows if she's gonna press the button, and is then wondering how long she has to feign interest so the other person doesnt even think of touching the button to reject her, because who can reject a seemingly interested person with big badonkadonks.
right on the money, she must have thought 'oh this is speed dating but i need to fake it if it's not going well nbd' like there are tables around and everyone is speeddating or like there was an infinite pool of people she was playing tight-aggressive like it was poker, and 'won' by never being struck out but also never committing, having fun, making anyone else have fun, or allow someone to maybe have a genuine interaction
Goddamn it I love the editing so much. From the awkward down time left in while Cody stares into oblivion, to the meme edits, the intros… Zades a beast man
Cody was so funny throughout this entire video 😂 like I laughed out loud multiple times, especially at the “probably didn’t need to share that,” bit after mentioning the hemorhoid
She’s 30? She acts like 19. The way she gets so fake and flirty then shuts them down so aggressively like everything is a personal attack, good lord.
I literally know a person exactly like her and she's 21, soo annoying
Reminds me of someone, this woman who manipulated me, she would insult me all the time but if I tried to seperate myself she would get so offended by me and seek "revenge"
I know her type exactly, I dated a girl just like her and she just wanted the attention
Yeah she didn’t grew since her teenage years, that’s for sure
how is the world was she doing that? She has no obligation to be attracted to people lol. You seem very bitter for watching someone react to a dumb show.
Haileigh pretends to be so open minded, accepting, and interested in people, then so aggressively rejects them over the littlest things.
Can’t she have a type lol wtf
The more she talked it jus started adding up
@@gabila8699 🤓
@@gabila8699 You can have a type but you can’t be pushing the button cause someone says they’re not poly that’s insane
@@sambrennan1771 i mean thats not really something you want to figure out later down in a relationship...
Hately is just chaotic, she’s contradictive, indecisive, misleading, and the way she pushes that button almost seems like she does it because she feels a power to it. Shorty is trippin, worse part is she is clearly trying to portray herself as an open explorative person but is getting satisfaction from rejecting others for being honest.
toxic leftie modern trash chicks lol, quite common and typical these days
Hately lol!
She’s also unattractive
Definitely psychopathic tendencies.
Gives me the ' I have no friends cause they all jealous of my strength ' vibe
She’s got that creepy sociopathic mirroring tendency.
Absolutely wretched 😭
Yeahhh fuckin creepy
Yeah she matched herself to everyone she met
brooo i noticed that too. she needs some realll help.
@hihihi3383on the real it’s more of a antisocial personality type thing (sociopathy and psychopathy both fall under this umbrella). BPD seems to be similar albeit for different reasons.
yesss like that was not normal behavior
I feel so bad for Renard. He politely corrected her on his name and even gave an anecdote to remember it only for her to call him “Bernard” again when he left.
Damn just went back to that part after reading your comment, that’s brutal lol
Yeah I was pissed off about that
she thought she was slightly better than him eh?
i was literally looking for this comment, it aggravated me so much
Omg thats so funny and sad
She gives me the vibes of the type of girl who will hold an unnecessarily anger grudge against you if you say anything slightly wrong
I heard she controls the weather and wrote the screenplay for "Glitter".
That’s exactly what I was thinking when she was going on and on about how she can’t stand when someone can’t take a joke. I wanna make some jokes around her😂😂😂 see how she takes it lmfao
I hate her
@@megan4475 lorelai gilmore reference?
As opposed to a happiness grudge?
the girl calling him bernard again after rejecting him, after he already stated his name isn't bernard, absolutely crushed me inside
The man was wearing a watermelon shirt, how she gonna do him so dirty
shes a narcissistic bitch. what do you expect?
"It was nice meeting you Brian"
"Uh it's actually Ryan"
"Oh Ryan"
...
"Biitch"
@@Manudyne and she ugly too
Says a lot about her eNeRgY🥴
I don’t think that she had ANY intention of allowing anyone to stay. She had predetermined that she was going to press that button on each and every person and ensure that she had the spotlight the whole way through. She basically melted when people complimented her, she needs it. I agreed with so many damn comments analyzing her and I definitely try not to be needlessly mean on the internet, but I just can’t help myself with this one.
I agree with you 110%! She didn’t even bother to remember their names
Shes the type of person to go to a school dance with a disabled or special needs person and ignore them the whole night. Pretending to be kind and accepting like they can do no harm but its just for themselves.
Yep, she readily pressed the button all the times the first time it blinked too, which means she barely spoke more than 5 minutes with anyone. Toxic
true
Intro went absolutely crazy. As the social media manager at Cut, you had me feeling deez for a second.
... Whats deez?
@@charlierossman72 .... Deez nuts
whos deez???
u already destroyed him man
This relationship between cut and Cody is gold
Bruh he corrected her on his name and she STILL called him Bernard 😂
The disrespect 😂😂
I was expecting him to say it "IT'S RENARD!" again like it was a sitcom bit
Shit was awful lmao
That def peeved me. Names are so important, he corrected her. Honestly immediately made her severely dislike her and knew she'd be a bitch.
She’s the worst
Haighleigh is one of the first button contestants I really couldn’t sympathize with. The pure AGGRESSION each time she rejected someone was terrifying.
Absolutely insufferable. I was hoping for a good ending, having her buttoned off but well... Good start to my morning.
She came across like the person EVERYONE has to walk on eggshells around.
Somehow....I really liked her 🥺🥲 am I broken?
@@salonimirchandani7867 are you okay?😳
@@salonimirchandani7867 you are cringe
Heileigh definitely strikes me as a "everyone" person, the kind that seemingly gets along with everyone but actually has no real friends because they can't ditch this fake, inflated image they built of themselves based on a series of superficial interactions consisting of her mostly asking questions that she has no interest in hearing the answer to. really gives off "you like my personality? thanks, i made it just for you" vibes
Good on you for being one of the only people actually using the indicated pronouns... like I agree Haley sucks but that doesn't mean they should be misgendered bc of a femme presentation ToT
@@setheus lol they didnt use it you didnt read properly. 'they' was about the kind of person theyre likening her to, after that it was she/her
@@NKceller hahahahah ohh setheus is funny
this was the best breakdown of her character that was shown. most of the ppl in the comments were just REACHING.
it's not that deep
Haley is the physical embodiment of a red flag. Like literally everything she revealed about herself was excruciatingly painful.
Being poly is excruciatingly painful? 😯
@@muffinboll6125 yes
@@muffinboll6125 Not all poly couples, but specifically them being in a poly couple… you can imagine how bad that must be
@@muffinboll6125 yes. especially in the current social climate, its not people living in a commune supporting each other its a bunch of people taking advantage of hookup culture and having no real connection
@@muffinboll6125 yes
i could feel the producers of the show SWEATING when that guy was defending kanye omfg
Then they interrupted things all frantically.
Oy vey shut it down!
Did you watch the whole interview and try to understand what Kanye meant and/or why he would say what he said or did you just watch some sound bite and make up your whole mind on it?
They should have let him talk I wanted to hear his explanation
@@charlespancamo9771 are you defending his comments or...
There’s not a lot of people who’s energies scare me but that Haley is one of them. Pure hatred behind those eyes that can flip on a dime, I really dread meeting people like her lmao
Fr she looks like a complete sociopath
Honestly she seemed so nice and friendly. And that frame when the button turns red she just looks evil😭😭
@@Emma-2029 lmao no… pretty obvious she’s a huge narcissist and acted passive aggressive af
she was nice in terms of the words that were coming out of her mouth but her mimic and cadence were just oozing arrogance
It's alllll insecurity
The way the button had to cut the guy off before he tried to excuse away Kanye saying pro hitter stuff then got rid of men altogether sent me
That’s the people at cut for ya, but yea they saved him from horrible embarrassment and saved us from terrible cringe that was about to occur 😂
Honestly them two were made for each other. Two cringetastic losers . A troll & his mean vindictive gf.
@PapaMavy THANK YOU, someone who actually has an open mind. You learn nothing if you never have your views challenged or challenge them yourself.
@PapaMavy Even more Kanye was one of the greatest lyricist of the early 2000s and 2010s. One who impacted hip-hop, rap and black culture. To disqualify him from being a philosopher reeks of elitist snobbism and eurocentricism. Hell most philosphy snobs disqualify asian schools of thought
@@_thisconnected_ its not that deep
it’s so funny how at the end she acted confused and disagreed that they had to end it and they were like… we went through everyone already
You would think it was easy for her to find someone, when she is bi and poly.
She probably could have sat through hours of that. She was enjoying the compliments and then rejecting them.
maybe i’m reading the room wrong but idk why someone who’s poly even needs to be on a dating show…like don’t you have enough…
She probably just wanted to keep rejecting people honestly 💀
@@gators9570 yeah i agree that she probably didn’t even want to find anyone she just liked hitting the button but to be fair i guess it is a game lol i wouldn’t expect half the people to actually be looking for a relationship
Girl said she was into peoples minds and then buzzed them all cause she didn’t think they were attractive enough 🤨
Meanwhile she looked like she was born from a dumpster
honestly lmao she was so annoying
Looks matter
She seems so fake and egocentric
@@wiswc yeah so dont lie to make yourself look like a genuine person lol she was a doof
The contradiction when she got asked "What are you into?" and she said, "I'm into people." After just rejecting all of them, lol girl, be honest.
Loving the chaos in this ep. The editing, the ripped butthole, the aggressive button slamming, how he just pauses to take a buzzfeed quiz. Chefs kiss 👌
forgot Kanye west
Uh spoiler alert
For real tho, this sode was insane
@@Axel-fl4ik why do you read the comments… before watching the video 🤨
@@cleverusername7241 I also saw this comment before I started the video bc it was like immediately visible on the video page but made me excited to see wtf they were talking about
I’m not saying you have to find love on this silly speed dating show, but that was insane. When she rejected that last woman, my jaw literally dropped. It was going so well and then out of nowhere BAM she hit the button. Ruthless
She was so bad, I ALMOST started liking Kanye West again just to spite her
really, you were surprised after 8 times of laughing into instantly angrily slamming the button?
its cause when she said she found her attractive she was lying lol
we all know she's desperate for a henry cavill and she didn't find it
She can't be trusted, she says one thing and does another lmao
just finished milf manor and now button!?!? we eatin
Happy hump day amiright
Same
I am doing the opposite, I need a good laughs after watching The Whale
lol right
he actually cooked but only because we let him
The cut to tiny Cody staring blankly into the camera after Hayley says she looks tall people really got me. The editing has been so amazing lately! We’ll done Zade!
God she was genuinely the most insufferable person they’ve ever had on 😭
She definitely had a power complex the way she smashed that button every 2 seconds
Looking like Willem Dafoe in Hollywood drag too
@@jz3572 she looked like the female gremlin with that head shape and those teeth
It gets worse...
I’m still highkey attracted to their energy. Yikes?
Her being 30 stunned me, she’s unbearable
She wasn't even trying to find a match. Literally just a clout goblin aiming for as much screen time as possible. Best episode yet.
Clout goblin might be my new favorite saying 💀
Worst episode yet. The clout goblin had me cringing the whole time and she just kept advancing. It didn’t even end with her getting rejected, there was no satisfaction this episode
Haley to screentime like "I'll be having that!" *slams the button*
clout goblin nice
Agreed with everything you said , till you said 'best episode ever' 😭💀
I fully believe that Haley “is attracted to a person’s vibes” because they feed of other peoples energy like a parasite
It’s a woman, she
Not even she, lets call her « it »
She is what is referred to as an " energy vampire "
@@jkbaby101 I think that applies to anyone sick in the head enough to demand that people call them “they” 😂
@@MoonWalkerTexsRanger It is the best pronoun to use for a singular creature without gender. That would be playing into her mental illness though, you can only be a man or a woman.
Cody not knowing what a patronus is and stopping the video midway through to find out lmao
i would deadass watch a whole vid of cody doing BuzzFeed quizes
I'm so proud that he didn't know lol
@@dragonslayerDC Why? Do you not like Harry Potter? 😭
i also had to stop and take the quiz. apparently i'm the chosen one. so idk about the quality of that buzzfeed quiz haha
I had no clue either lol I don't watch Harry Potter
when she said that girl was absolutely gorgeous she shook her head. her body language told the truth, she was lying
She is a legend for telling that story tho! Props to her for not getting too embarrassed
Poops to her!
Not one comment on my comment after 810 likes?
I was half expecting the dude to reject her for that but I'm glad he didn't lol
@im sacred is that the explanation video on how she ripped her butthole? Because that’s the clip I’m looking for.
She barely told the story 😂
That girl has all the tell-tale signs of clinical narcissism.
Yes
Definitel BPD Disorder
i don’t think we really know her enough from one video to diagnose her with a personality disorder
Hay-lay is fucking terrifying, her face when she presses the button is just pure aggression
The fact that she said "thank you Bernard" after rejecting him even though he literally corrected her in the beginning💀
She’s clearly an an extremely toxic person-the type of person who is in denial of her toxicity and when other people confront her about it, she calls them toxic. She’s the prime example of everyone else is wrong except her and you see that in the end. She is completely unaware she literally DECIMATED all of the contestants and instead thinks it’s their fault for not meeting her standards lmaooo. I get total sociopathic vibes from her on god. It’s almost like she molds her personality from person to person then rejects them all in the same way. Creeps me tf out man
That’s because she’s praying on people. She said she likes their “energy” that was definitely a double entendre
@@NateR777 Oh like an Energy Vampire?
AHAJSSJAHAKAH she’s normal y’all are weird. She’s rejecting people bc she has a type and is confident about it
TOUCH GRASS
Basically most modern feminists
she looked so angry every time she hit that button and then would say, "I'm not physically attracted to you" after stating she was interested in people's minds... 😵💫
Cody said she was leading them all on but we were the ones getting played
Trying to work out how I’d have to act to appeal to her and not get buzzed off 😅
@@Evanz111 be tall, poly, dislike JK Rowling and Kanye are the only things I could gleam.
@Evanz111 tell her she's right, correct and perfect even if you don't believe it, that's the only way to appeal to delusion
“i love astronomy” “oh what’s your sign” dawg that’s astrology 😭😭
ohh I heard astronomy not astrology. the guy prob miss heard 2
@@ajsan5841 she said astronomy. Star signs are astrology
Lmfaoooo 😂
That "headphone warning" face insert every time Cody yells into the mic has me DEAD
I literally hate it so much but love it at the same time
is that picture a photoshop?
“I find that controversial,” you instantly passed on everyone the second you were given the chance. She needs to stop thinking she’s some sort of catch. She’s seemingly very entitled, toxic, kind of manipulative and just very abrasive and unlikable
Yeah I can totally see her mentally abusing some poor innocent guy or gal who's never been in a relationship before
She got the crazy eyes.
That ladies' whole soul screams, "I'm a good person, but I hate everyone. Why does nobody want to date me!".
Yeah! She doesn’t blink. She’s got the predator death stare. There’s just this terrifying unfiltered rage she has towards the world in general
Why are we skipping over the part where the homeless man wanted to give the guy something for lighting his cigarette (probably some spare change or something) and the guy took his earrings 😂😂
Deadass why would you take anything from a homeless man for a cig light??
For real. Even if that homeless man offered anything, I still would decline. That’s messed up. 😂
Thank you!!! I was looking for this comment since the dude like browsed his belongings and called DIBS on the earrings ahhaha
The man was selling earrings, it wasnt his own earrings
Her reaction time is instantaneous. She moves so fast that her hand looked like it was moving at normal speed in slow motion.
cuz shes a junkie just waiting for the hit of crushing someone shes led on
Hi, I’ve seen you in NicoB videos lol
People like her end up alone and bitter and then blame everyone but themselves
Cody taking the patronus quiz was hilarious, he should take more random quizzes with no context
There was context but yeah 😂
no context in the sense that he didn’t know wtf he was doing in the quiz
Just because she chose to share a super embarrassing story on the internet for millions to see doesn’t mean he wants/needs to 😂
I mean I guess she did want to if she chose to tho
@@gavincieplik6575 she said HE, she's referring to the guy.
She didn't say he has to, she just would've liked to hear
"I love astronomy"
"Oh cool so what's ur sign?"
"We're getting straight into that???"
Girl u quite literally brought it up
But she said astronomy, not astrology...
@@readingwithgoblins i genuinely dont get it whats the difference
@@chunkymonkey170 Astronomy is the study of space, astrology is the zodiac. One is a science, the other is not.
@@readingwithgoblins funny enough this wasn’t the first time the two fit mixed up on the button
Its not even the same thing
Haley doesn't know what she even wants dear lord. "I love people's minds" but then dunks on everyone accept for the one guy cause he was monogamous like damn😭
And she wants to be a sex coach as well. It's like going to a therapist who has the exact problem you're facing.
Except *
@@mathiasnkristensen she's basically a hooker with a different label
@@mathiasnkristensen lmao "sex coach" 💀
@@amartyasingh6295 It's a real thing. My former classmates mother is a professional sex coach.
Haley gave me the vibes of my ex. Poly, spiritual, hyper-sexual, twinge of that indescribable feeling of this person may murder me in my sleep... stay safe out there, my friends.
Why would you ever date someone who wants to be in a poly relationship to begin with?
@Mathias N. Kristensen Turns out I was dehydrated. Should have just drank more water to quench my thirst 😔
Straight up psychopath fr 😂😅
“Spiritual”
so real i was just thinking about someone i know just like that. spiritual is great but its like that strange shallow side of spirituality ya kno
The utter cringe when the guy listed Kanye West as a philosopher after saying he likes "smart women" lmao
all i'm saying is he knows something we don't
Lmao at the button cutting him off before he can say anything else about Kanye being antisemitic
Haven't seen that part yet thanks for the warning ⚠
@Carver nah I was serious I would've cringed so much if I saw that without a warning
Dont forget the rest of His answer: "Steve Jobs, my father"💀💀💀
She's more afraid to rejection than anybody in this planet, she rejects everyone else instead just so she isn't the one rejected
This in contrast with the girl who dominated with pure kindness and willingness to hear someone out was the difference between heaven and hell
what episode was that?
@@alisasehgal6607 i think theyre talking about this one ua-cam.com/video/J-sQ5hpY-y0/v-deo.html
@@alisasehgal6607 i want to know too
@@alisasehgal6607 One of the first ones on his main channel. It's an asian girl towards the end
@@smgperri u remember the name?
Did anyone else notice that the guy said his name was Renard not Bernard...and she still calls him Bernard at 8:00
The amount I dislike her just doubled lmao
I noticed immediately she definitely tuned him out completely
@@WookieJangoFoxtrot same 😭
that is sad i bet he gets called bernard so often😭
Pretty sure it was a sneak diss
Cody acting like he didn't understand the butthole story and then explaining exactly what we all know happened is quality entertainment.
She clearly held it in and it fucked her up lmao they say u shouldn't hold in poop or pee and now we know why hahaha the girl had to find out the hard way for all of us to know tho lol
The speed with which he explained it had me dying
we dont know. care to explain?
@@prettyfemme if that were how it works my asshole would be in shreds. I promise you she was either lying or holding or for like literal days. I have literally hiked miles holding in shit and never had anything like that happen to me.
If you look closely, haylees face changes into that of anger and hatred while hitting the button.
I guess you can't be fooled by her friendly behaviour deep down she's hiding bad emotions I guess you could say she's fake
“I’m into their energy” I got major “I was buying celery you were buying rose” vibes
EXACTLY where my mind went lmfao
HAHAHAHA
that man said kanye west with his whole chest like what did he think was gonna happen😭😭
I would’ve matched with him for that
if she would have stopped cutting him off he was probably gonna explain that you dont have to agree with everything someone says to find them thought provoking. i still wouldnt consider kanye a philosopher but you have to admit he has a deep understanding of the entertainment and music industry. guy makes a hitler comment and everyone forgets everything else hes ever said or done its sad.
@@zahlerbazaar1608 i wouldn’t rly say it’s sad to hate someone who “made a hitler comment” lmao
@@Sarah-qx4vzFools réserve each other
@@Sarah-qx4vz real woman
I don’t know if anyone else has this intuition but that woman struck me as a complete psychopath. Very strange how her only goal was to get as much show time on the cut as humanly possible, roping hopeful people into believing she wouldn’t press the button by flirting with them only to mercilessly smash the button with an unholy fury. Another thing that stood out to me was her laugh and smile… It didn’t seem genuine at all… just another characteristic she’s learned to mimic perfectly to seem outgoing and kind.
Not to mention she only got up to hug someone after rejection cause they were trans 💀awk
yea every thing about her was lie, my ex wife was super manipulative like this too, act super happy and friendly with everyone then immediately be like "I fucking hate them" and talk shit
YES major narcissism at least. but the way she led ppl on and slammed that button, not a genuine thing came out of her mouth, she was just doing what she thought she was supposed to be doing. psychopath, or close to one.
She's flagrant borderline personality disorder. Soulless eyes, ego/power trippin, overly sexual, manipulative, condescending, fake-kind, mood changing at the drop of a hat, no solid personality, lack of empathy, etc. etc. etc.
Shit it’s people like you who’d scare me out of doing something like this lol, absolutely digging into her character and assuming an online psychologist persona to evaluate her whole person simply from her pickiness on a speed dating show :| like yeah she puts me off too with the way she acts, but you can’t call someone a fucking psychopath from a simple 10 minute speed dating show for fucks sake
She literally said 'Oh you like philosophy?? Name three philosophers. Right now. Come on.'
The fact he said Kanye West tho 🤮
You don't need to know the work of well-known philosophers to be into philosophy. super big misconception
He said he likes philosophical conversation and she simply asked what philosopher he likes. That’s how a normal conversation work. Not that deep
@@gabila8699 people dont understand hooks in conversation smh
@@alandeutsch9987 yep, and there are so many modern writers, artists, bloggers, scientists etc. that tap deeply into philosophy. It doesn't just need to be a study of classical philosophy
Everyone who got rejected by haley dodged a massive bullet.
you mean a nuclear bomb. like the Chernobyl incident, cuz that's how toxic she is...
I love how the music from the time Cody fucked up the audio became his theme song lol
wait what??
@@missybrown7564 he didn’t actually finish his sentence it makes no sense
@@jolonghthong they did and the comment makes 100% sense
Yes omg my new favorite thing lol
I LAUGH EVERY TIME IT PLAYS
Today I learned I would absolutely watch Cody take buzzfeed quizzes for hours
im cringing so hard from the way she switched moods when she saw his height lmao
Yeah it makes sense she is single 😅
I pray for her future partners, she def a serial manipulator
Haley is a literal psychopath. Like, how she's acting is not normal. She's playing a persona until the button turns red and then immediately switches to her true self, which hateful, vengeful, irrational and deceptive. Hella creepy.
The fact that this woman could find more than one person that wants to be with her is insane to me.
Is it really? Plenty of weak men out there who will never tell her she does anything wrong for a chance to be next to her.
Also plenty of basketball players who will have sex for 30 mins with her every time they’re in town
She's insufferable after seeing her for a few minutes on an online dating show, now just imagine how insufferable she must be in real life.
I feel sorry for everyone that knows her lmao
not for long tho
"We're gonna take a break from the men"
I never want to watch these cuz it hurts my whole entire nervous system, but i always click on them, its like a bad addiction, but im cool with it
I like having Cody there as a buffer bc I could never actually watch the button videos without cringing
I'm not cool with it, I'm in pain and I can't stop
I just wanna say that the video editor's style and his sense of humor really bring out Cody's commentaries and his own sense of humor. They complement each other so well. I've been thinking about this for a few weeks now and it's pretty cool to see how well you're both evolving with this dynamic 🙏 So good job to you guys and thank you for the quality entertainment ! 😁
i agree!!!
That’s literally why they’re so enjoyable to watch! ❤️🤞🏻
Cody’s “I forgot to say headphone warning” face is almost the best part of his vids now. I’m slowly losing my hearing and I’m not even mad 😂
Hately is a sociopath, she knows exactly what to say and how to say it to make people happy and bring down their defenses just to reject them for no real reason. She’s just pretending to be a person 😂
idgi doesn't everyone do that? All I see is her being nice and polite then letting them down easy. Would you have preferred if she was a bitch to everyone she rejected? I really don't get it
Look up what a sociopath is because from what we watched there’s nothing saying she is.
We gonna ignore the fact that she said "I love ASTRONOMY" And bro said "what sign are you?"
Right! Dude, their choices were not great. There was "i wear my sunglasses inside" guy, "what's your sign" guy, the "i don't do small talk even though I'm on a show that only allows for a few minutes of talking that is almost always small talk" guy, the "Kanye, Steve Jobs, and my dad are my favorite philosophers" guy, the person who they already met and talked to backstage and already knew they didn't vibe with... it was rough out here today 😆
@@ellielou52 no truly
“Kanye West, Steve Jobs, and my Father.” That was a bigger red flag than Haley tbh
why?
@@tonyisnotdead kanye goes off the rails one time and everyone completely forgets everything he has ever said or done for the entertainment and music industries. its crazy.
@@zahlerbazaar1608 his whole personality consists on going off the rails, also he's not a philosopher and neither is Steve Jobs, I don't know this guy's dad but since he doesn't seem to know what a philosopher is I really doubt his father is one
the fact that they had to "take a break from the men" because of him i am DECEASED
He is just young and stupid, way easier to deal with then Haley, she's a lot.
THE WAY THE BUTTON REJECTED **HER** HAS ME DEAD
I love how she was asking about philosophers like Socrates, Plato, etc and this man really said KANYE.
He did not understand the assignment
Hailey: im into energy 😏 hehe,quirky.
Also Hailey: declines everyone based on their physical appearance or patronus in half of a second
Can we all have a round of applause for Cody’s editor? He makes everything 10x funnier.
the throw up emoji mind bubble on cody when they were talking about the homeless person
smaller-than-normal cody in his chair LOL
11:05 "but he made graduation" was missed opportunity
BRO WORD
cody not knowing what a patronus is and casually getting the rarest patronus is so funny to me
Haighleigh being poly lines up with how they seem to be the exact type to put everything into sex, physicality, and cheat on you for being too busy for a week.
It makes it worse how they talk about being open and unshameful, while making everyone feel bad through being incredibly patronizing.
This is all experience talking being from a couple of abusive relationships. Alarms are fucking ringing listening to them talk and interact with other people.
"You never hear someone say they want to go back to the 10's" really made me chuckle.
I’m glad someone else mentioned this I laughed out loud hahaha
I can't believe she said "he's anti Semitic" and he followed it with "I know but-"
We're surrounded with neo--commies and nobody discards them haha
@@meanoldfatlady5071 that's cause commies are based and antisemites are cringe sweetie
I just think the dude doesn't know tf a philosopher is cus he said his dad like what?? All major red flags with his answer 😂😂
@@meanoldfatlady5071 neo-n@zi, not commie
@@meanoldfatlady5071 I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that being anti-Semitic is not on the same level as thinking that workers should reap adequate benefits of their labour
haeiyghleiygh gives me the most fucking patronising vibe
rarely came across somebody that failed the vibe check this hard
11:15 can’t blame her for that one
Dude, Cody's reaction from like 12:00-12:20 is the funniest thing I have watched in god knows how long
IM SCREAMING
His face just gets more and more upside down
He did a whole buzzfeed quiz in the middle of the video 😂😂
wow, you're telling me the manipulative poly-chick-at-age-30 is mean and thinks way too highly of herself?? shocker.
Right? Just remember to choose her, when you have sex problems. Im sure she can help you get through them, with all the success she has with it in her life.
And is clearly single af Lmao exactly she gives me straight psycho vibes
@@mathiasnkristensen seriously can you imagine? My lord this was soooo hard to get through, just as a viewer.
Hated this woman
She Literally apologized after rejecting them. That’s the f show dummy. She will reject or accept someone. And so what if she is 30.
It scares me to think that there are more people like this. Emotional abuse is no joke
wait...what emotional abuse like actually because im genuinely asking
@@beebre oh just general toxic behavior where there is a complete disregard of other people's emotions. The abuser has likely been through a lot of abuse as well.
@@robertrollins9068 Stop dude lol you are inventing faulty conclusions in order to justify your irrational aversion to a girl you know nothing of
@@despicableone4495she manipulated everyone. She’s pretty abhorrent
@@despicableone4495 we found the burner....
The cut frame of Cody with his hands up smiling, I can’t. 😂 it gets me every fcking time
The headphone-warning face with no context is HILARIOUS omfg I'm creased
Zade is always on FIRE with these intros!!!! 🔥
Heighly is definitely trying to find her perfect lover on the show like its tinder. The moment the other person sits down, she already knows if she's gonna press the button, and is then wondering how long she has to feign interest so the other person doesnt even think of touching the button to reject her, because who can reject a seemingly interested person with big badonkadonks.
She's not that attractive tho...
pulled all that right out of ur arse 😭
She litterally just wanted some model to fuck. Which is more than ok, just go on some dating app then
right on the money, she must have thought 'oh this is speed dating but i need to fake it if it's not going well nbd' like there are tables around and everyone is speeddating or like there was an infinite pool of people
she was playing tight-aggressive like it was poker, and 'won' by never being struck out but also never committing, having fun, making anyone else have fun, or allow someone to maybe have a genuine interaction
“We’re gonna take a break from the men” Brings out a man in makeup
Goddamn it I love the editing so much. From the awkward down time left in while Cody stares into oblivion, to the meme edits, the intros… Zades a beast man
*volume warning*
Her: "I love people!"
Also her: *REJECTS LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING PERSON EVER*
thats lefties for u
@@meanoldfatlady5071 how do u know she’s left handed???
"we're gonna take a break from men"
-brings in a man
lol
Watching this on morphine is an experience I don’t wish to relive ❤
LMAO
Cody was so funny throughout this entire video 😂 like I laughed out loud multiple times, especially at the “probably didn’t need to share that,” bit after mentioning the hemorhoid
lmaooo the clips of Cody in the red shirt killed me idk why 😂😂😂
5:33 The headphone warning gag must never end. I’m laughing way too hard at this
Brad pit vibes
I agree with you, Dr. Wood. Cody Ko has such a handsome face and beautiful smile when he does that.
In defense of that one guy, bill gates & that guys dad also influenced my worldview philosophically
😂
Don’t forgot about Ye the almighty 😢😂
i cannot believe that person said Kanye West, Steve Jobs and their dad as "philosophers"...
That’s what the internet is doing to these people, it’s really wild 😅
i can not believe theres people hating on kanye tho