Awkward Dating Show (pt. 4)

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  • @kaosssssss
    @kaosssssss 4 роки тому +5154

    Jane: * hits button *
    Carter: *i just got rejected n shit*

    • @GlamandCrime
      @GlamandCrime 4 роки тому +131

      carter is the real mvp.

    • @jellybiome
      @jellybiome 4 роки тому +38

      i spoiled this one for myself looking in the comments too early... might reject myself

    • @darknebula310
      @darknebula310 4 роки тому +12

      I gotchu girl **pushes button on Jazzy Rene' Jones**

  • @danyrinolds8148
    @danyrinolds8148 4 роки тому +10095

    I want Jessi and Carter to meet. Jessi would be like “ajieuhieiikwbhge your a person whaudhwisih” and carter would be like “Ight I feel that vibe, you want a pastry?”

    • @jamesfranco4480
      @jamesfranco4480 4 роки тому +510

      omg they would be great together

    • @thatguywiththehat2822
      @thatguywiththehat2822 4 роки тому +176

      Your comment made me laugh a lot

    • @Me-zt1gk
      @Me-zt1gk 4 роки тому +831

      Carter: “What do you do for a living dude?” Jessi: “I ksskkskskd and akkdksjsj ya know sjsjsjsksk” Carter: “Yeah I catch your vibe. I paint shit”

    • @jonaha6101
      @jonaha6101 4 роки тому +55

      Shit u right

    • @Joesmho23
      @Joesmho23 4 роки тому +209

      Carter is exactly like my roommate. She’ll hear gibberish and just respond with “I’m hip” then offer me pizza

  • @Ama-be
    @Ama-be 4 роки тому +6331

    When u realize that Jane was leaning into the button, not the people.

  • @hazenstowell8905
    @hazenstowell8905 4 роки тому +10432

    Jane actually has a good strategy, by leaning in she’s not only physically closer to the button, she allows them to open up to her and let their guard down

    • @Blueeyesinthesky
      @Blueeyesinthesky 4 роки тому +612

      Bruh she’s using hella skill

    • @yeehaw2982
      @yeehaw2982 3 роки тому +405

      it may be a good strategy for the show but holy shit she seems like such a manipulative person

    • @jeffphil853
      @jeffphil853 3 роки тому +31

      @@yeehaw2982 really doe

    • @Annabellethedoll666
      @Annabellethedoll666 3 роки тому +11

      @@yeehaw2982 definitely

    • @limlamlemlemons9093
      @limlamlemlemons9093 3 роки тому +90

      She studied the ways of the button, in order to win...

  • @droozyjerm3321
    @droozyjerm3321 4 роки тому +12205

    Scott: *pours his heart out about his ADD and worries*
    Jane: sounds like a Mr. Struggle NOPE

    • @Will-zi6fn
      @Will-zi6fn 4 роки тому +86

      Ava V Jane: that sounds like a u problem

    • @nicholasmgordon
      @nicholasmgordon 4 роки тому +30

      lmaoo kristen who? bethany who?

    • @sudekoc5523
      @sudekoc5523 4 роки тому +2

      whats the song at the end

    • @icedawggg
      @icedawggg 4 роки тому +47

      You gotta stay far away from the mr. Struggle's. They're bad news

    • @skytrembles6792
      @skytrembles6792 4 роки тому +16

      Heather Goyette more like girl denied

  • @joelward5181
    @joelward5181 4 роки тому +2552

    "How old are you?"
    Jessi: "grbentewgoiwenfgi who's supposed to answer that? fnesghr"

    • @new_user99
      @new_user99 4 роки тому +30

      I felt so bad for her because i am exatly the same as her when i get nervous )-:

    • @Shepfax
      @Shepfax 4 роки тому +23

      I can tell you're straight cause you can't keysmash

    • @oblivion3167
      @oblivion3167 4 роки тому +6

      @@Shepfax LMAOOO

    • @xkeons
      @xkeons 4 роки тому

      noctis bro you gotta use the middle line only maybe a bit of the bottom one 😼

    • @Shepfax
      @Shepfax 4 роки тому +1

      @@meep4673 you can't use the top tow in keys mashing dude it just looks bad. here is good keysmashing: ASHDJCJHGHKNCMSJF
      here is bad keysmashing:
      LQOWORUUWKKFJATYEI

  • @timeisthis4378
    @timeisthis4378 4 роки тому +4551

    Jessi was acting like my sim trying to level up their charisma

  • @dedoidshighvisvest8264
    @dedoidshighvisvest8264 4 роки тому +8107

    “Jane is the type of person to hide a zombie bite from the group”

    • @nialljackman2480
      @nialljackman2480 4 роки тому +339

      I’ve never seen something so accurate yet so under appreciated

    • @angelaalfonso4815
      @angelaalfonso4815 4 роки тому +487

      Not true, she would be the person who would care for the zombie bitten person then shoot the person to let them "die peacefully."

    • @blackhawkX02
      @blackhawkX02 3 роки тому +162

      I think she's more like..the type that will seduce you, use you as a bait when zombies surround you both, and get the shit out of there while letting you die

    • @mialol1010
      @mialol1010 3 роки тому +4

      ASDFGHHG I CANT-

    • @at-fg4dd
      @at-fg4dd 3 роки тому

      aaaaaaaaa soo trueee

  • @stephtam535
    @stephtam535 4 роки тому +9593

    Carter's personality was indeed frictionless

    • @fmsdabbed8090
      @fmsdabbed8090 4 роки тому +80

      Top comment god

    • @marietouthm173
      @marietouthm173 4 роки тому +29

      Stop i- 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @cupidsbowi
      @cupidsbowi 4 роки тому +300

      man I went into da comments of the actual video and people hated Carter. no taste

    • @godabuse
      @godabuse 4 роки тому +3

      thank you steph

    • @prodbyepaa
      @prodbyepaa 4 роки тому +6

      yea it was quite monetizable

  • @najadamu2724
    @najadamu2724 4 роки тому +17306

    Pour one out for Carter; her vibes were too chill for Jane to handle

    • @MongoLikeBeer
      @MongoLikeBeer 4 роки тому +97

      Put it from 1.9-2K, where's my FUCKING 🏅?!?!

    • @spencer250
      @spencer250 4 роки тому +52

      Dustin Lester here you go👑🏅

    • @nouser8619
      @nouser8619 4 роки тому +371

      Bruh they were hitting it off and Jane just.. she did THAT n for WHAT

    • @sudekoc5523
      @sudekoc5523 4 роки тому

      whats the song at the end pls tell me

    • @episnessatlife
      @episnessatlife 4 роки тому +9

      @@sudekoc5523 stay safe by tmg

  • @Pewdiepiebearmyson
    @Pewdiepiebearmyson 4 роки тому +5356

    Jane is like the kid in school who claims they’re your best friend, and then snitches on you to the teacher the next day

  • @peacemaster8117
    @peacemaster8117 4 роки тому +9349

    Ah, my favourite UA-cam series, "Bisexuals with ADHD breaking each other's hearts."

  • @echoxecho
    @echoxecho 4 роки тому +13574

    jane is the human embodiment of “no❤️”

    • @marz3013
      @marz3013 4 роки тому +264

      Holy shit

    • @Claud-fb5bg
      @Claud-fb5bg 4 роки тому +416

      The most accurate description of her ever

    • @stoocy
      @stoocy 4 роки тому +130

      how is that so perfect? i even heard it ?

    • @hhhh-yt1ig
      @hhhh-yt1ig 4 роки тому +164

      or oh “awwwee” after you say something sincere

    • @sebastito1329
      @sebastito1329 4 роки тому +103

      She radiates the friendzone

  • @user-ss6on5ph7w
    @user-ss6on5ph7w 4 роки тому +6655

    Jane is the human embodiment of - чєs 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝙣𝙤

  • @kaigaku4ever
    @kaigaku4ever 4 роки тому +13474

    Welcome back to “Bisexuals Being Mean to Each Other”

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 4 роки тому +156

      BAHAHAHA

    • @douglasplant7593
      @douglasplant7593 4 роки тому +268

      It's 12 at night and I just woke my family up laughing at this comment cause this is what I was thinking the whole video

    • @theelectricant98
      @theelectricant98 4 роки тому +78

      lmao so thats why i love this show

    • @michellegiorgi106
      @michellegiorgi106 4 роки тому +37

      Maxwell Monheit it all makes sense now

    • @judebower3
      @judebower3 4 роки тому +164

      Sounds like ancient greece

  • @emarv6189
    @emarv6189 4 роки тому +8125

    They’re just vibing and the fuckin button says “Scott has ADD” like damn leave him alone 😭😭😭

    • @sapphireblossom1982
      @sapphireblossom1982 4 роки тому +275

      It's so similar to Michael Scott from The Office when he blurts out that Toby is recently divorced. It's *trying* to make things awkward

    • @emracck
      @emracck 3 роки тому +1

      @@sapphireblossom1982 what ADD?

    • @katekenny981
      @katekenny981 3 роки тому +9

      @@emracck attention deficit disorder

    • @sweetestgirlonline
      @sweetestgirlonline 3 роки тому +86

      no but like actually it wasn’t necessary?? lmao so what if he has add

    • @totallyawesomereallycool
      @totallyawesomereallycool 3 роки тому +22

      @@sweetestgirlonline yeah I have add and I just get a lil spacey sometimes so idk why it’s a make or break thing ahaha

  • @kath8710
    @kath8710 4 роки тому +5198

    two people: really connecting, having a great time, seem super comfortable with each other
    the button: TIFFANY HAS A PISS KINK

  • @mariamlara803
    @mariamlara803 4 роки тому +5285

    Cody : "it's killing me to see Carter get rejected"
    Also Cody : *replays it 5 times*

    • @negan3873
      @negan3873 4 роки тому +55

      suicide by empathy

  • @lilly4585
    @lilly4585 4 роки тому +8674

    Jane would be such a good therapist. Girl is too good at pretending to understand ppl

    • @gwynethsayyed1785
      @gwynethsayyed1785 4 роки тому +55

      LMAOOOO YES

    • @jrmf7525
      @jrmf7525 4 роки тому +24

      I would say, psychic

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 роки тому +228

      @Wyatt Mire She's "the worst person ever" because she's nice to people even if she doesn't want to date them? Ok incel.

    • @Lynn4
      @Lynn4 4 роки тому +107

      @@amityislandchum she was pretentious and tricked people into thinking that she was interested. That's far from being nice but whatever

    • @armaniphea7840
      @armaniphea7840 4 роки тому +13

      Jane has to be the most cold hearted person on the show , literally rejected someone just because she didn’t want to open up EVIL 😂 ua-cam.com/video/XMdBBBjN9DA/v-deo.html

  • @damianmroczny
    @damianmroczny 4 роки тому +4796

    jane is that kid whos “the good kid” around teachers but bullies you at recess

    • @luvbeefy
      @luvbeefy 4 роки тому +82

      charismatic people got it easy

    • @ring8wurms940
      @ring8wurms940 4 роки тому +2

      Hi I like your hair:3

    • @fanyr4319
      @fanyr4319 4 роки тому +4

      not real i haven’t even gotten to Jane and i feel like i already know what to expect by this comment

  • @liamk3283
    @liamk3283 4 роки тому +2865

    scott: has ADD
    Jane: Ohhhhh i see we have a mr struggle on our hands....

  • @MS-sw6kx
    @MS-sw6kx 4 роки тому +3840

    jane: *slams the button while maintaining a cold hard stare like some sort of evil cannibal*
    also jane: “ AHHHHH IM SORRY IM SORRRRRYYYYYYYY”

  • @bogdan244
    @bogdan244 4 роки тому +722

    Jane would be absolutely insane in Hunger Games. Just straight up dropping a 20 bomb by backstabbing everyone she gets close with

  • @noahlebowitz7457
    @noahlebowitz7457 4 роки тому +2689

    When Jane was holding hands with the other lady she should have hit the button with her forehead

    • @jessswag949
      @jessswag949 4 роки тому +34

      all through that bit I was fully expecting Jane to hit the button while they were still holding hands 🤭

    • @CeeT_
      @CeeT_ 4 роки тому +2

      I was thinking the exact same thing😂😂

    • @kingamasowska484
      @kingamasowska484 4 роки тому +2

      I've laughed out loud. I never do it lol

    • @rorymilsom1491
      @rorymilsom1491 4 роки тому

      just headbut that shit

    • @Panos-pq6oe
      @Panos-pq6oe 4 роки тому

      Foreskin*

  • @hi-pb8bq
    @hi-pb8bq 4 роки тому +5955

    jane rejecting people after seeming so into them just solidified my trust issues

    • @nathanstewartjacome7017
      @nathanstewartjacome7017 4 роки тому +38

      On god 😂

    • @ruskisall
      @ruskisall 4 роки тому +149

      She fake thats why she gives compliments to people

    • @pikkallo6013
      @pikkallo6013 4 роки тому +6

      I knoww

    • @thisguy5493
      @thisguy5493 4 роки тому +128

      Yeah, and then afterwards she screams :Im sorry, Im sorry. Such a fake person.

    • @freyagrant4630
      @freyagrant4630 4 роки тому +49

      How she gave the double tap while rejecting Scott. Cold.

  • @stopnow1921
    @stopnow1921 4 роки тому +12477

    having social anxiety is thinking everyone in the world is a Jane

  • @maia8499
    @maia8499 3 роки тому +489

    i'm terrified of jane because if she talked to me for 30 seconds i would probably fall in love and get my heart broken immediately

  • @wesleyyip7132
    @wesleyyip7132 4 роки тому +12375

    imagine if jane went on a second date with the last girl, then a third date, then a fourth and then they get into a serious relationship. they meet each others' parents, move in together, and decide to get married. they spend a ton of money and plan the most amazing wedding. the day finally comes. they exchange vows and put rings on each others' fingers, everyone's tearing up at such a beautiful sight. the officiant says "you may kiss the bride", and just when they lean in for the kiss, jane pulls a button out of fucking nowhere and smashes it with the force of a thousand suns.

  • @ihavenoidea906
    @ihavenoidea906 4 роки тому +3636

    i think i died a little when Carter got rejected... shit was *brutal*

    • @aiyamnot_here
      @aiyamnot_here 4 роки тому +46

      y do u kinda sound like carter

    • @trashtrash2169
      @trashtrash2169 4 роки тому +58

      Because you read it in carter's voice.

    • @Ella-bz1kz
      @Ella-bz1kz 4 роки тому +8

      Trash Trash Probably because of the way they worded the comment

    • @brittbc4215
      @brittbc4215 4 роки тому +55

      She actually seems chill as fuck I want to be friends with her

    • @ihavenoidea906
      @ihavenoidea906 4 роки тому +1

      krisppi omgg true😂😂 honestly didn’t even realize that hahaa

  • @parrotparfait9898
    @parrotparfait9898 4 роки тому +4084

    When was your last serious relationship:
    "7-8 months"
    "Wow that was a long time ago."
    "What about you?"
    "2013"

  • @aleli5578
    @aleli5578 3 роки тому +905

    Carter: *gets rejected*
    Carter: your loss I could have painted you pictures and shit

    • @gameplayezssoiinnychgier300
      @gameplayezssoiinnychgier300 3 роки тому +6

      Yep

    • @adhchopper
      @adhchopper 2 роки тому +5

      If a guy said this it would be the wackest shit ever

    • @RAE_1023
      @RAE_1023 Рік тому +17

      @@adhchopper I don’t know man, it’s really just all about carters vibe and shit. she makes it work

  • @martinasantamaria3771
    @martinasantamaria3771 4 роки тому +1705

    Imagine Jane holding hands with the last girl and when the button turns red she just headbutts it

    • @evediby2183
      @evediby2183 4 роки тому +59

      That's what I thought was happening 😂😂

    • @FASTFOOTY0
      @FASTFOOTY0 4 роки тому +3

      Hahaha u funny

    • @LofiWurld
      @LofiWurld 4 роки тому +18

      Was actually expecting that lol, surprised she refrained

    • @Lastally01
      @Lastally01 4 роки тому +25

      I think she was just holding hands with the blonde just to keep her from pushing the button😂😂🤣.like she had a gorilla grip and straight aggressive eye contact.

    • @Airplane299
      @Airplane299 4 роки тому +13

      @@Lastally01 Fr tho... I was legitimately scared of her by the end and that scene was the most uncomfortable thing to watch knowing she could attack at any moment LOL

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 4 роки тому +13283

    *Alternate title:* “Passive Aggressive Bisexual Show”

  • @athinacrilley
    @athinacrilley 4 роки тому +2968

    that first girl sounds like she can't decide what to say ever, so just mumbles and hopes for the best

    • @NM-cu5uk
      @NM-cu5uk 4 роки тому +133

      You described me

    • @lucumi3928
      @lucumi3928 4 роки тому +43

      It’s the perc 30

    • @DannyBridie
      @DannyBridie 4 роки тому +10

      boyyo4 sho looool that sounds great right about now my guy

    • @Zombiexfighter
      @Zombiexfighter 4 роки тому +34

      shes defiantly over 9000 nic lol

    • @crispy9542
      @crispy9542 4 роки тому +8

      speedrunning strat
      edit: nmnnnnmmmnnmnnmmnmnmnmmmnmnnmnmmmnmnnmmnnmnnmmnnnnnnmnmnmmmmmnmmnnmmmmmnnmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • @papabeetlejuice4120
    @papabeetlejuice4120 3 роки тому +812

    Jade is like a guidance counselor that’s just there for the paycheck

  • @orion2826
    @orion2826 4 роки тому +3093

    Person: "Hi, how old are you"
    Jessi: *_speaks enchantment tables_*

  • @juhbell
    @juhbell 4 роки тому +2285

    Jane’s the kind of person to bring her own button on the date and press it and leave

  • @jellyjam9331
    @jellyjam9331 4 роки тому +3650

    Jane's like a weird evil siren, or a friend who says stuff like :
    "I’m sorry babe, your outfit is kinda ugly, OMG IM SORRY”

    • @jev8665
      @jev8665 4 роки тому +41

      Shes the type pf lady who would mug you and say sorry then stab him in the gut

    • @bonerflex360
      @bonerflex360 4 роки тому +3

      ayden king not sure about that lol

    • @boxu-4118
      @boxu-4118 4 роки тому

      EXACTLY OMFG

    • @gabriellemclaren4248
      @gabriellemclaren4248 4 роки тому

      I WAS THINKING THIS

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 роки тому +3

      When did she ever say anything mean to anyone? She was genuinely nice and made good conversation with everyone. But she's "evil" because she's nice to people she doesn't want to date? You all have serious misogyny issues.

  • @unHolyEvelyn
    @unHolyEvelyn 3 роки тому +768

    I fully expected Jane to smash the button while holding hands with the last girl

  • @maxwelldubois5841
    @maxwelldubois5841 4 роки тому +2014

    When they were holding hands Jane should've just smashed her head on the button

    • @pam7701
      @pam7701 4 роки тому +23

      💀💀💀

    • @pizzamozarella6346
      @pizzamozarella6346 4 роки тому +28

      My exact thought lmao

    • @merricklefebure9904
      @merricklefebure9904 4 роки тому +12

      That’s exactly what I was thinking lol

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 роки тому +8

      it would've been surprisingly more humane.

    • @Emmaraine
      @Emmaraine 4 роки тому +2

      Maxwell DuBois this is what I was waiting for too! 😂 I wanted her to smash it with her chin.

  • @MsRabblerouser
    @MsRabblerouser 4 роки тому +1763

    "How old are you?"
    Jessi: That's personal information

  • @catluvr8781
    @catluvr8781 4 роки тому +14017

    jane has the same energy as a guidance counselor when you open up to them

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 4 роки тому +529

      That is literally the perfect fucking way to describe it

    • @marissahuang1678
      @marissahuang1678 4 роки тому +139

      ACCURATE OMFG

    • @thelildreamers5992
      @thelildreamers5992 4 роки тому +394

      Instead of hitting button she tells your mom🤣

    • @Iovechai
      @Iovechai 4 роки тому +304

      Oh yeah? Your depression is getting worse? WELL WA BOOM HOW ABOUT THAT

    • @peaches1565
      @peaches1565 4 роки тому +37

      That’s so accurate

  • @conormeehan.
    @conormeehan. 3 роки тому +402

    Jane is like a Greek mythology character and I won’t elaborate on that

  • @callie2548
    @callie2548 4 роки тому +8473

    Plot twist: this isn’t the season finale they’re just waiting to film a series where Cody is the voice of the button

    • @EHc0325
      @EHc0325 4 роки тому +194

      I’m actually praying that this happens. That would be incredible

    • @shelbygievaan9037
      @shelbygievaan9037 4 роки тому +6

      omg yes

    • @jmcman6104
      @jmcman6104 4 роки тому +47

      I’d pay for that shit

    • @kams7571
      @kams7571 4 роки тому +13

      I don't think ive wanted anything more.

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 4 роки тому +3

      I screamed 😻

  • @marisolespinoza9391
    @marisolespinoza9391 4 роки тому +2506

    Jane is like the definition of a siren. Lures the person in and then KILLS THEM (with embarrassment)

    • @bascanskaploca13
      @bascanskaploca13 4 роки тому +2

      Uhh.. you mean siren head?

    • @ronibear39
      @ronibear39 4 роки тому +37

      Joy grenade, uhh... not even close to the same. A siren is sort of like a mermaid, they supposedly have an irresistible voice that they used to lure sailors to their deaths in old tales

    • @bascanskaploca13
      @bascanskaploca13 4 роки тому +40

      @@ronibear39 OOOH you mean that siren. I thought u meant like a siren yknow wee woo

    • @lilap.9505
      @lilap.9505 4 роки тому +29

      @@bascanskaploca13 LMAO wee woo wee woo

    • @jobbynobby2589
      @jobbynobby2589 4 роки тому +17

      Joy grenade ah yes the wee woo

  • @Ratgummie
    @Ratgummie 4 роки тому +1161

    Jane goes through everyone and actually falls in love with the button, just two emotionless beings, wow beautiful.

  • @VMYeahVN
    @VMYeahVN 3 роки тому +565

    Jane did Carter sooooo dirty. This is all cringey fun and games but that one legitimately hurt to see lol.

  • @TakkieSenpai
    @TakkieSenpai 4 роки тому +2455

    Jane: *Brutally murders 23 children in the middle of the day* OMG IM SORRY IM SOOOORRRYYY

    • @robynd4546
      @robynd4546 4 роки тому +67

      omg i'm sUcH a bItCh

    • @boxu-4118
      @boxu-4118 4 роки тому +33

      Buti’msohotthati’llgetawaywitheverythingbysayingIMSORRYYYYYYYOMGGG

    • @tomazing5707
      @tomazing5707 4 роки тому +10

      iM a saGitTaRiOUs

    • @samanthapowers7240
      @samanthapowers7240 4 роки тому +1

      Tomazing LOL

  • @vicnent651
    @vicnent651 4 роки тому +3486

    Name: Jane
    Tactical Ability: Hook and kill
    Ultimate: Fake sorry
    Strength: Making people feel like they fit in
    Weakness: The opponent pressing the button

    • @hlormozom3135
      @hlormozom3135 4 роки тому +11

      She actually has Immunity on that 1

    • @armaniphea7840
      @armaniphea7840 4 роки тому +4

      Imagine if Jane met another Jane that kept trying to do the same thing she was doing with her but the button keeps going out 😂😂 ua-cam.com/video/XMdBBBjN9DA/v-deo.html

    • @TheRealPhilMode
      @TheRealPhilMode 4 роки тому +3

      Jane, The Heart of Ice

    • @junerdz
      @junerdz 4 роки тому +2

      The Ultimate Stand

  • @nahnotreally416
    @nahnotreally416 4 роки тому +3711

    Carter had more personality than the entire population of LA

  • @CierraB04
    @CierraB04 3 роки тому +397

    Jane was bored by the time the last girl came. She just threw in the towel. Scary how convincing she can be.

  • @oliviachesla9508
    @oliviachesla9508 4 роки тому +2801

    Jane’s personality is the spitting image of tiktok fairy comments

    • @puterialwani8647
      @puterialwani8647 4 роки тому +519

      She was like “thanks for sharing ✨🧚🏼‍♀️🥰 please don’t ever share again though 🙈💫🌈”

    • @maximizeren1231
      @maximizeren1231 4 роки тому +7

      Oh my god

    • @kadence_1010
      @kadence_1010 4 роки тому +261

      she went "girl this is so moving 💐💫🧚🏼‍♀️🌺maybe try moving in front of a bus next time 🥰🧚🏻‍♀️✨🌈"

    • @YanaBanana-pt8nu
      @YanaBanana-pt8nu 4 роки тому +15

      This is so accurate omg

    • @dannymo4390
      @dannymo4390 4 роки тому +2

      Tt fairy?

  • @R0MANTiCxSUNDAY
    @R0MANTiCxSUNDAY 4 роки тому +5631

    Jane is that girl who tells you it’s “it’s normal” & then the next day tells the whole school

  • @shartsicle
    @shartsicle 4 роки тому +3862

    jane is one of those people who calls you ugly and expects you to laugh with her

    • @Noah-vk6kg
      @Noah-vk6kg 4 роки тому +11

      Nice😂

    • @starryari2419
      @starryari2419 4 роки тому +94

      KStar I think it’s the way she rejects people was a bit insensitive. She would make it seem like she’s interested and genuinely wants to get to know you and in the middle of talking about yourself she hits the button. No one wants to get led on and she did that for the first 3 people she talked to

    • @harujukudoll548
      @harujukudoll548 4 роки тому +33

      @@starryari2419
      But that's the show. She might've been interested in what they were saying but not interested in persuing a relationship. Just because she wasnt physically revolted with every person doesnt mean she was insensitive.

    • @parkerbragg7093
      @parkerbragg7093 4 роки тому +7

      SourTea but the way she did it was a bit rude
      She did it mid sentence half the time

    • @fiona8320
      @fiona8320 4 роки тому +7

      SourTea that really isn’t the show.. not everyone would lead people on like how she did it. if you didn’t like the person don’t get into deep discussions with them like that. she led them on insensitively...

  • @uncommonsense7830
    @uncommonsense7830 4 роки тому +944

    I would've dated Carter NGL. She's really nice and down-to-earth about everything. I like that kind of personality.

    • @scribliez
      @scribliez 3 роки тому +59

      Sameee I’d be her girlfriend or her best friend idc which she just seems so chill

    • @uncommonsense7830
      @uncommonsense7830 3 роки тому +9

      @@scribliez IKR

    • @grace.stewartt4224
      @grace.stewartt4224 3 роки тому +30

      same! carter really seemed comfortable with herself and just kindhearted

    • @bantafanta7301
      @bantafanta7301 2 роки тому +6

      I think she’s very cool but I couldn’t be attracted to her

  • @arshia5916
    @arshia5916 4 роки тому +4082

    Imagine if someone actually pressed the button as aggressively as cody does

  • @Woodsy2575
    @Woodsy2575 4 роки тому +2304

    Where did they find all of these aggressive, ruthless bisexuals? You'd think they put out the casting call in Ancient Greece. It's LA, who am I kidding

    • @jcherryo
      @jcherryo 4 роки тому +121

      I think cut does there stuff in Seattle. They in a bubble up there. Most people there are really like this tbh lmao.

    • @actualtrash1479
      @actualtrash1479 4 роки тому +30

      Alot of people up here in seattle are pretty ruthless 😂 it's a funky city.

    • @BeyondBrii
      @BeyondBrii 4 роки тому +8

      jcherry - you’re right, Cody mentioned Seattle and also address for chop suey in the video was for Seattle too

    • @breeb2638
      @breeb2638 4 роки тому +9

      Right? It's like a fight to the emotional death

    • @ndnrb_
      @ndnrb_ 4 роки тому

      Over correcting

  • @TheFakinGuy
    @TheFakinGuy 4 роки тому +1523

    Carter is my new favourite character in the Cut cinematic universe.

    • @bekah13
      @bekah13 4 роки тому +11

      she’s in a lot of the cut videos

    • @swagiliciousmf
      @swagiliciousmf 4 роки тому

      Who was your first one?

    • @anactualcrow6700
      @anactualcrow6700 4 роки тому +5

      I gotta get in touch with this person I already love her so much

    • @hailbaphomet
      @hailbaphomet 4 роки тому +4

      Lol "cut cinematic universe"

    • @beccareid4816
      @beccareid4816 4 роки тому

      swear she’s in every cut video I have seen.

  • @burnthecoat
    @burnthecoat 3 роки тому +228

    Cody: "A little piece of me dies every time I replay this."
    Cody: "Let's go one more."

  • @stevenscott5021
    @stevenscott5021 4 роки тому +2567

    Cody gotta sample The Button’s “la la la la” on his next song

  • @tateeames1227
    @tateeames1227 4 роки тому +1628

    Lyrics:
    “How old are you
    I’m twele mmmmhm mmmm shmhmm why don’t you guess”

  • @Mika-tp8jj
    @Mika-tp8jj 4 роки тому +3080

    People, y'all need to realize that Jessi was speaking in full on Sims English

  • @bluemai8776
    @bluemai8776 4 роки тому +136

    I can't get over how nervous Jane makes everyone, like, she's so intimidatingly enchanting

  • @akseli7029
    @akseli7029 4 роки тому +2979

    Judge: Where were you at 8 to 10 pm on saturday when the double homicide took place?
    Jessi: sdkfjshahah who's supposed to answer that sdkjfsdkr?

  • @jianacollins955
    @jianacollins955 4 роки тому +4202

    Jessi: 7 months is a long time
    also Jessi: hasn't been in a serious relationship for 7 years
    edit: thanks for all the likes the most I've ever gotten before is like 10 lol

    • @randirogers6103
      @randirogers6103 4 роки тому +92

      Okay I was thinking the same thing

    • @spooky-soap
      @spooky-soap 4 роки тому +39

      I know right that was hilarious

    • @emas5511
      @emas5511 4 роки тому +94

      whats his face (i forgot his name) asking a normal and important question: "How old are you?"
      Jessi: *I'm TwEl-ughhhgh?hhGsfCDSvgrdtbvweJ??!/354543*

    • @NKC228
      @NKC228 4 роки тому +1

      @@emas5511 kaiden or smth

    • @dn-li7ww
      @dn-li7ww 4 роки тому +15

      i dont think she knew where she was

  • @cut
    @cut 4 роки тому +53058

    We've been sanitizing the Button just for you, Cody. Stay tuned...

  • @bf7592
    @bf7592 3 роки тому +123

    "Do you get free breadsticks?" "No" "I think we both know we're done here"

  • @4Isaac
    @4Isaac 4 роки тому +3878

    When Jane was holding hands at the end I was ready for her third alien arm to emerge from the back of her cranium and slam the shit out of that button

  • @joanna3678
    @joanna3678 4 роки тому +2645

    Jessi talking about how 7 months is a long time when her last relationship be 7 years ago

  • @Emily-xs9wq
    @Emily-xs9wq 4 роки тому +730

    “7 or 8 months ago” Jessie: wow that’s a long time Also Jessie: 2013

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 4 роки тому +18

      I'm not surprised with the way she acts lmao

  • @feedmeastraycat8247
    @feedmeastraycat8247 2 роки тому +25

    Jane proves that pretending to be interested in what people say and looking interested + being pretty is all you need. Works everytime. She understands people are shallow like that.

    • @tiahnarodriguez3809
      @tiahnarodriguez3809 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I can’t hate her for playing the game, but man are people shallow and stupid. It was obvious she wasn’t genuine, yet the fell for it 💀.

    • @cellyzs
      @cellyzs Рік тому +4

      OR MAYBE
      she was keeping an open mind besides the people who press the button right away.
      Listens and finally decides after a lil bit that her and that person aren't a good match.

  • @whaaaatintheworld
    @whaaaatintheworld 4 роки тому +3099

    Carter has the most unbelievable drip i can't handle it

    • @sal355
      @sal355 4 роки тому +43

      Carter fat af

    • @jinxthe0ne1
      @jinxthe0ne1 4 роки тому +236

      @@sal355 yikes, that was just straight up rude

    • @zixx977
      @zixx977 4 роки тому +7

      @@sal355 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 4 роки тому +10

      Drip?

    • @bhuwin6186
      @bhuwin6186 4 роки тому +18

      ScoopMeisterGeneral some new unnecessary lingo that us boomers dont know.

  • @goldenhawk9869
    @goldenhawk9869 4 роки тому +2275

    Jane is the girl I’d fall in love with easily but is actually really toxic and breaks up with me and leave me with more trauma then I already have

    • @emilydurkee8664
      @emilydurkee8664 4 роки тому +70

      Careful, there are Janes' out there everywhere

    • @boojoogoo
      @boojoogoo 4 роки тому +17

      I wouldn't fall in love with her lol.

    • @fran-yt4ok
      @fran-yt4ok 4 роки тому +13

      @@boojoogoo wow, sick.

    • @beatleobsessed99
      @beatleobsessed99 4 роки тому +12

      @@boojoogoo wow, sick

    • @fincakke
      @fincakke 4 роки тому +14

      Adele wow, sick

  • @lowwfeh
    @lowwfeh 4 роки тому +1133

    Jade four years from now, kneels down on one knee, reaches to her pocket:
    "You have made the happiest woman alive, I love you more than anything" *takes out a button and presses it*

  • @philipschrute8487
    @philipschrute8487 3 роки тому +126

    Jane is brutal😭 carter is has the most charm compared to the others

  • @mxctomcy6925
    @mxctomcy6925 4 роки тому +2672

    "do you get free bread sticks?"
    "Ah no we don't"
    The button- *turns red* ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ˡᵒˢᵉʳ

  • @kortneykempf562
    @kortneykempf562 4 роки тому +1823

    jane definitely tried to "accidently" hit the button with her elbow

    • @armaniphea7840
      @armaniphea7840 4 роки тому +2

      That was probably the smoothed button press ever 😂 ua-cam.com/video/XMdBBBjN9DA/v-deo.html

  • @ismirwenzel4622
    @ismirwenzel4622 4 роки тому +2515

    That barista girl seemed so cool. I feel bad for her.

    • @tomatojam9237
      @tomatojam9237 4 роки тому +21

      Agreed

    • @guydotcom3902
      @guydotcom3902 4 роки тому +14

      Jeims Numin yeah she seems chill af

    • @fro9732
      @fro9732 4 роки тому +2

      Guy*

    • @milladakilla4519
      @milladakilla4519 4 роки тому +1

      @@fro9732 I couldn't tell

    • @jcunj2051
      @jcunj2051 4 роки тому +15

      Her rejection makes me confident that it’s scripted.
      THEY WERE VIBIN’

  • @gangreen7880
    @gangreen7880 2 роки тому +35

    Jane holding hands with that chick is like watching a snake about to strike.

  • @ibimsjustme1693
    @ibimsjustme1693 4 роки тому +2699

    Someone: asks a question
    Jessie: *has a seizure*

  • @gin_621
    @gin_621 4 роки тому +667

    "so how old are you?"
    Jessie: summons a demon

    • @ste8510
      @ste8510 4 роки тому

      OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

  • @joshmitterling4701
    @joshmitterling4701 4 роки тому +1497

    *new person sits down*
    Button: Jane has chlamydia

    • @crifri3603
      @crifri3603 4 роки тому +75

      Button: Jane murdered a man in '06

    • @pixiedrew69
      @pixiedrew69 4 роки тому +20

      I read this in the voice Cody does for the button ahahaha

    • @LadyQAB
      @LadyQAB 4 роки тому

      @@pixiedrew69 haha same

    • @immatureanna
      @immatureanna 4 роки тому

      I'm deaddddd

  • @kermanda7807
    @kermanda7807 3 роки тому +104

    Other people have gotten rejected off the bat for bait and switch before, but Jane got through everyone because she's too pretty to reject. If you feel like someone that pretty is into you, of course you're gonna try

  • @zeldrias
    @zeldrias 4 роки тому +1972

    I never thought dating shows needed a villain, but then here's Jane.

  • @luazul_
    @luazul_ 4 роки тому +1698

    " how old are you? "
    Jessi: * starts speaking simlish *

  • @meganhind1010
    @meganhind1010 4 роки тому +9003

    Every time I hear Carter’s “awh” I lose 5 years off my life

    • @ninagugino9246
      @ninagugino9246 4 роки тому +82

      felt that

    • @CarterH1998
      @CarterH1998 4 роки тому +14

      Memegan Hindlegs I am Carter too 🤣

    • @ohoh8454
      @ohoh8454 4 роки тому +46

      Fr that made me so upset :(

    • @scarb5256
      @scarb5256 4 роки тому +19

      I probably have 30 years off my life then because I like watching this video

    • @geckheck2416
      @geckheck2416 3 роки тому +7

      dude i read this as it happened my feelings hurting oh my god

  • @ColinBurkeMusic
    @ColinBurkeMusic Рік тому +10

    I went backwards- first saw Cody's button vids from 2022 first. Watching Cody think things are "brutal" I. These episodes is so cute- he had no idea what would unfold in the button in 2021/22 etc ahahaha

    • @canesugr
      @canesugr Рік тому +1

      same, i started with him voicing it, got hooked, and been going backwards ever since😂

  • @Haloayla.
    @Haloayla. 4 роки тому +2349

    Carter was the best person in this entire show no cap

  • @rusael333
    @rusael333 4 роки тому +895

    "hey, you catfished me bro" is how I'll respond next time I'm getting dumped

    • @Sbtii05
      @Sbtii05 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahahhhahahahahahahhaah

    • @flashallen5272
      @flashallen5272 4 роки тому +9

      My husband divorcing me after 4 years me “hey you catfished me bro”

    • @scorpleeon
      @scorpleeon 4 роки тому

      That is now officially a classic rejoinder to romantic pain lol

  • @KatieeeHop3
    @KatieeeHop3 4 роки тому +5422

    why did cody look like a different person in each video in this series...

  • @isaiahsomething1044
    @isaiahsomething1044 3 роки тому +1070

    the only reason jane chose her was because she was getting tired of talking to people and i feel like we all know this

    • @flymilo904
      @flymilo904 3 роки тому +18

      exactly

    • @thesleepmonster
      @thesleepmonster 3 роки тому +13

      Yup. Sorry.

    • @fidyldounmccree
      @fidyldounmccree 3 роки тому +103

      Absolutely. And also may have been worrying that her mask was slipping and she needed to appear likable by stopping the carnage…

    • @nitya404
      @nitya404 3 роки тому +51

      She just needed to choose anyone for a free second date

    • @gameplayezssoiinnychgier300
      @gameplayezssoiinnychgier300 3 роки тому +1

      Oh NO

  • @nate-ii2go
    @nate-ii2go 4 роки тому +696

    so we can agree jane doesn’t like mr struggle

    • @elai8901
      @elai8901 4 роки тому +5

      One argument and she's out yo

  • @billchillm9372
    @billchillm9372 4 роки тому +1458

    Me after seeing Jane after reading all the comments
    “So you are the one they fear”

  • @hannahdigiovanni9785
    @hannahdigiovanni9785 Рік тому +28

    sorry but i’ll never be over the first date when the button asks about when the last serious relationship they were in was and caden goes “7-8 months ago” and jessie goes “oh wow that’s a long time ago” AND THEN PROCEEDS TO SAY LIKE 8 YEARS AGO. i will never be able to understand why she reacted like that like seriously

  • @pauliusbalciunas5175
    @pauliusbalciunas5175 4 роки тому +7412

    Carter just wanted to talk about the color blocking :(

  • @user-lg8if1wj9z
    @user-lg8if1wj9z 4 роки тому +1080

    i'm glad we all bonded over getting mad at Jane

    • @themodernviriato9383
      @themodernviriato9383 4 роки тому +6

      Its unavoidable. Haha

    • @lauriergagnon1643
      @lauriergagnon1643 4 роки тому +11

      Idk if its good that she always wait until the second red button, she looks always interested like false hope

  • @tabithagilmour1308
    @tabithagilmour1308 4 роки тому +609

    jane is literally “💟no💟”

  • @ava-tf1ni
    @ava-tf1ni 3 роки тому +74

    I’ve watched this video a million times, and yet Jane pressing the button TWICE , while Scott was opening up to her about his ADD, still makes me gasp out loud

  • @olivia-sv3wq
    @olivia-sv3wq 4 роки тому +4215

    the two types of players on this show: awkward quirky bisexuals and stone-cold straights who look like they're from instagram

    • @esdadasheva4122
      @esdadasheva4122 3 роки тому +412

      and then there’s Jane

    • @multivitamin6060
      @multivitamin6060 3 роки тому +624

      @@esdadasheva4122 and Jane is somehow both at the same time

    • @holymari-v7h
      @holymari-v7h 2 роки тому +7

      @@multivitamin6060 i was going to say this 😭

    • @zekrom6537
      @zekrom6537 Рік тому +2

      Jane also looks like she applied a fake filter on her face but irl by using 100 layers of extreme makeup, just look when they show her up close

  • @laurenweeks3384
    @laurenweeks3384 4 роки тому +509

    The way Jane leans towards people makes me go into fight or flight

    • @KateCarew
      @KateCarew 4 роки тому +10

      She’s very domineering, she’s like a predator 😂

    • @tiafayed7545
      @tiafayed7545 4 роки тому

      The whole show does this to me zhwibs