IF TF2 WAS REALISTIC 6 (SFM)
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Another brand new and great episode of the realistic saga. It's like the lord of the rings saga except there is no ring. But bullets. A lot of them. And very realistic tf2 moments as usual. Thanks, if you still read this! This means a lot to me, because usually, 90% of all viewers don't look into the description. Which is actually pretty disappointing sometimes. I take my time writing this beautiful text and nobody will read it. Feelsbadman. Also, this episode took way too long to make. I don't apologize. :)
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Idea: Soldier's tank taunt would actually work as a weapon
S E X C E L L E N T
there is no tank that is such small
@@Rexion217 there are...but those are kids toys. they cannot even fire at all
T O N K
@@ClearlyAnAlien bro
Its a modded taunt
Idea: Demo man is literally fucking dead from alcohol poisoning
Also in cannon, all of his organs are fucking rum distillery man's blood is alcohol.
Good idea
@@happyheavy3685 It's a real thing, too. Autobrewery syndrome
Already done
Thats vague
FUN FACT! The sniper's death pose after he sees clones of himself is actually a reference to the Workshop Taunt for spy, Fleur de Fallen
4:10 I love how sniper literally dies from the shock of seeing multiple clones of himself, but in the next scene, soldiers are just fine 😂
to be fair... it's soldier.
This happens when one of the team his a lot of spys
you thought soldier was sane or something?
ofc he wouldn't care
@@iropthegamer726 good point 👍
@@disguisedcyclops4593 well that was quick
Idea: everyone can pick up engi's buildings. Especially heavy, cus he a stronk boy.
Heavy could THROW the sentry and cause quick destruction.
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Boooo
Idea: Heavy could carry a building in one hand and wield a shotgun with the other.
Scout shouldn't be able to
Idea: Soldier can knock himself out when he does the shovel taunt if he isn't wearing his helmet.
I'm pretty sure even with the helmet he can knock himself, those helmets where design to protect from shrapnel and deflect low velocity projectiles, they don't offer protection against the direct impact of a shovel.
If he hit to hard that is
Gibus soldiers: Heh I’m in danger!
@@Alex-mv6yp technically yes it could it'd still probably HURT, or ring his ears from the sound, but not knock him out really unless he REALLY hit hard. which he generally doesn't.
but we're also talkcing about a mentally unstable man who went to germany to kill nazis, though the war was still going, as he killed a bunch of germans after the war, and drank lead filled water and more crazy shit.
Like i always wear Saxton (hat) as soldier whatever happens and when he hits the hat with shovel there is literally a metal sound
this makes me wish there was a partner taunt you could do with medic where you can actually lay down on a medical chair thing and the "operates on you" and it actually heals you
Thats a good idea. A partner taunt i would like someone to make is a hotdog stand the scout manages. It would be really funny for friendly parties
5:37 Medic shot engineer with Psycho jet from Fallout.
The scene where he wakes up is meerly a jump cut because we were not allowed to see all the horrible things he did to the enemy team after he got that dose.
The sentry prolly has an identification system like “if team color red: ignore, if team color blue: initiate “firing” protocol”
Most likely
Actually, in the official Mann Co. sentry gun manual, it hints that sentries can't actually differentiate by warning you not to shake your hand in front of the motion sensor. It also says not to build it in public areas or something like that.
oh I went into more depth(not code wise) for this when I saw that XD!
I figured it'd just be a few detection programs, and memory bits.
Nah, I would say more like QR, or fuckin straight up NFC. But considering this is the 50s, maybe just some Color blind lenses on the sensor camera
The sensor might be dirty/damaged. There’s lead from bullets, dirt from the ground, and dust from explosions.
Idea (unless was already said): Cosmetics arent just cosmetics like demoman has several buletproof vests and other classes have modern armors that could stop some low or even high caliber weapons.
I said that :D
Demoman has Shrapnel and explosion prood vests
A EOD Vest cant withstand a bullet of even low caliber
@@abandonedlmao9433 you can steal hats and others can steal your hat too and some hats can be destroyed.
yeah... i suppose
If only that did happen in tf2 :(
3:33 how did bro record me playing as spy?
i hate spy
5:30
Here’s the logic behind this: it’s pretty much physically and logically impossible to spin at that rate in the real world, unless your on twenty drugs.
Idea: The intelligence can be moved around even by the owner's team, so they can betray their same colour mates.
Or they can hide it somewhere else
@@flashter6101 yeah 😀
Well, actually no...
@@jumrote9331 what do you mean?
@@jumrote9331 the intel highlighted it can be seen by you're team if you pick it up so if you betray your team they will know also the enemy team will know if you pick you're own intel
Idea: Scout recharges his mad milk in his house after the battle.
@@Laiten W H E E Z E
Oh no. My [***] collection
Lol
*Insert Scout beating his meat to Miss Pauling "pictures" that he found on a no no website*
Demoman discovers mad milk in Scout's house
Coming back to this, I gotta say that I like the reference to practical problems at the end with the sniper on the one part of the battlements that managed to stay up... for the most part.
Idea: those spinning “bot” snipers should be depicted as actual robot snipers, rather than spinning humans.
PppppppppppppHi do you know Why did chicken cross the road because it was a poo
Idea: When the Blue Team wins, the Red Team can still shoot them.
Sore losers lol
Same goes for the other team
That idea is a bit out of place if they lose they whould have to bale now that the objective is with the other team
Good idea
@DaveChannel carlos Yes, it might be, but they can only kill them and them few minutes later the round restarts I meant.
idea: heavy would have to make his sandviches after eating them, instead of them appearing out of nowhere
He bites the sandwich again
Don’t mind the part where the sandvich has healing properties...
sandvich seemed included repair nanobots paste
5:55 why the medic built like that tho 🗿
I like how these are set up as if the world worked like the game and just suddenly things changed. XP
Sentry: doesn't differentiate between blu and red
Color sensors: am i a joke to you
y e s
I think engi would program the sentry to be able to see what is a friend and what is a foe. so that is actually unrealistic.
Engineer would probably have made one himself, similar to how Medic 'invented' very temporary immortality.
@@squidkidd8077 Partially. This game is meant to be silly, and lean less toward realism.
Me: yes
That kinda makes sense on 5:31. For me they are just random entities and they dont usually blend in with our kind. So just some random humaniod creatures thay cant be seen by the human eye
You had me cracking up the entire time. Now I'm gonna have to find the rest of this, quite well done.
Idea: scout shouldn’t push the cart faster than everyone else, if anything he would push it less because he’s not as strong as heavy, soldier, or demo man
it’s actually a hint to scout’s true power, his unyielding strength
@@roverjab yo wtf
it already covered this in a previous video...
@@lirehsa oh dang
@@roverjab His true strength is actually the ability to become sonic
Idea: people can’t just leave the game. They actually have to leave the field
Alt F4
Alt F4
Alt F4
Alt F4
idea: when heavy dosent kill anyone for 1 minute he grows a huge mouth and *vacuums* all of the other team into his mouth.
6:42 solid spy
idea: Scout uses the Boston Basher like a normal human being so he doesn't hit himself with it
but he uses his other bats weirdly. you're supposed to slam your bat into your face and crack your skull if you don't hit anything for safety reasons.
@@unfortunatefortune7966 doesnt happen with the other bats what his head is too hard?
Idea: no one (except Scout) has any ear protection so their ears would be ringing even time they shoot a gun
But doesn't scout's headset only cover ONE ear?
@@breadlord2855 True
The original m16 in the vietnam war is very loud also no ear protection is used since they're mercenarys of course they are used to the sound of bullets firing
@@breadlord2855
Everyone goes Deaf.
@@aaronlancedevera7769 Why don't mercenaries use ear protection?
Has it really been 2 years since this video was release? I remember watching it like it was yesterday.
I didn't even know there was a 6th entry, but the moment I saw the spinbot sniper, I immediately thought "knowing this series, that dude's gonna puke."
Lo and behold, my guess paid off at 5:18.
Idea: The Engineer’s back would be crippling and aching over time due to him constantly running around with heavy sentries and dispensers on his shoulders.
The engineer has a gunslinger under that glove.... But yeah it mostly takes two men to prepare a sentry.. For mostly how heavy it is... With all the bullets and missiles in it....
@@Mangaka_Library the dispenser tho, it technically has infinite ammo so infinite bullets? And even then there is still the metal which if we're saying like it's a gram or smth stupidly low it would still be very heavy
@@susamogus8331 I mean the Dispenser...
That has to be.... I don't know...
About 300.0 lbs?..
Since it has ammo for every class...
And the engineer is carrying... Well it depends... A gunslinger, or a golden wrench... A default shotgun, a Sci-Fi gun.... Eeehh he's probably carrying about maybe.... 800.0 pounds... Of metal...
Edit: Ok so i had time to think about How much weight the engineer is carrying.... (Teleporters, Sentry, Dispenser, Etc) He s is possibly carrying 1,345 pounds....
@@Mangaka_Library heavy carries about 350 kilograms on his legs and more stuff add fists of steel and family business then heavy has like 400 kg's of stuff,heavy itself is 200kg his gun is 150kg and you know the rest
@@sun-dwich6292 so... I guess the Engineer is carrying 4,000 lbs...
Idea: Spy’s team wouldn’t recognize him if he was disguised as the other team.
...Spy wears a mask as a disguise
@@Tower_Swagman Doesn’t he also change his form with that device of his?
@@kaijufan313 No. That device that you see is basically a mini case with some cigars and masks. The masks fool the enemy team.
@@marstoj So if it can fool the enemy team, why can’t it fool his own team as well. We still see him changing forms.
@@kaijufan313 well, no because the spys team sees the spy just wearing an ordinary mask
Idea: Sentries should be able to get ammo from Dispensers just like everyone else does, as long as it's in range of course.
I love individual videos maintaining continuity between skits
idea: engi is smart enough to build his robot army, like in mvm.
But does he have money for that ?
@@pawixerXD I think so, but depends on either the Mann Co, or himself...
Bloody Brilliant!
But he dont have that much metal
Engineer was not the one who made the robot army
this irl vid looking great!
2:11 the spinning sniper is a cool reference, to the hacker and bot problem.
Idea: The spycicle can’t turn people into ice and only gives people a little poke
@Noob Destroyer in certain maps**
It depends on where you stab em
@@evinghostwrite7265 if you stab on the neck, would do alot of damage
It would inflict bleed
@@teoborges3949 no, it would impale the neck, killing the target, there's actually a video on that
idea: no music comes out of taunts. The mercs just dance in silence
Perfect
the mercs do make noises
and some taunts are instruments
Every merc carries a speaker that plays music whenever they taunt
The medic at 5:58 is a HL-1 reference being is he is the scientist Dr.Issac.Kleiner from HL-1
appreciate all the dont stave music, i love that game :D
Idea: Bodies and blood can't just disappear, so they have to clean map every time before next starts.
“Damnit, that dead demoman is still rotting on the point.”
So Tf2 become Viscera Cleanup Detalil
Idea: Demoman's broken bottle would actually cause more damage.
No the first hit would stun but do less damage
Cuz it already deals to much dmg
Demoman would get alcohol poisoning and die from all that beer.
You couldn’t respawn.
The rocket jumper and grenade jumper would still kill you.
Everything would be destructible.
Taunt kills would do regular damage.
The characters in Team Fortress 2 could play TF2.
Medibeams are useless.
All the characters in TF2 wouldn’t exist because that job doesn’t exist.
Thats what I thought it did
Idea: engineer will have to actually wire circuits and stuff instead of hitting with his wrench only
Holy crap this is such good animation quality
Idea: Defending Demos and Soldiers on payload maps could just blow up the tracks, keeping the cart from reaching the final point
Counter idea: New path/Other delivery method. You probably could just bomb the place if it isn't protected.
@@Byrd873 or, heavies can carry the cart but they would be slow and they would not be able to use their minigun or shoot. So if a demo or soldier blows up the track heavies can carry the cart to the other side
@@sypeart4162 We need a mod for the payload reskin
It's heavy carrying the bomb and you have to be next to him to motivate him
And at the final point he just sacrifices himself and jumps in with the bomb
Idea: The Spy won't be able to see anything when he's invisible because his eyes can't reflect light.
Idea: spy’s can’t cloak
Oh yeah.
You deserve my like
“BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!”
That’s why invisibility is the worst super power
Incase dasmxd is planning on making a 8th installment to this, I recommend have maps that have moving trains like well, cactus Canyon, viaduct and some there have trains pulling 20-60 cars each and there are people operating the train (Well is a railyard so there's bound to be trains shunting there)BTW check the steam workshop for reskins of the ingame trains in TF2, they make the roster quite diverse
Thanks for don't starve togheter music sometimes
Idea: when Spy cloacked he's becoming blind, because light doesn't refract in his eyes
LOL!! DAT GAME IS FOR HOBo ROBLOX AND FORTNITE THE THE SLOVAKIAN JAzz
@@AC-ul4xz proper English please
@@propaneyeeter9150 i about had a heart attack while reading this
@@thedootlord same
Any ideas what A C just said ?
Idea: Redmann and Blutarch man wouldn't spend millions on just 9 mercs. They would buy out whole armies with rifles and tanks.
@@ProstoTomasOff I know,I thought was interesting so I was like "What if..."
@@ShyGuy2020 yea indeed
Pretty sure there's a tf2 mod like this.....
robotic technology basically heavy chewing sandvich like a burning trash into electricity
I mean at this point we've seen robots. Realistically wouldn't both invest into developing robot soldiers for their war and the mercs would just be living normal lives not fighting because they were not needed.
Except the engineer, since he would probably help build them.
One last idea: heavy must make his sandwich it won't just charge
These got me into tf2
idea: heavys "Huo-long heater" would burn anyone around him, including himself.
Literal friendly fire
That was already shown in a video so
" mercs would be freaked out by their clones walking around." Literally next scene: 80000 soldiers in the sewers.
soldier would pretty much shoot first and ask questions later,
Soldier is a Nutjob. He'd take being a Clone very much in Stride.
Cause an American feels warm when there is another American with them.
He can't see them with his helmet that low.
0:34 Chances are, the sentry gun utilizes something to ID Targets to differentiate friend from foe.
the animations is so smooth
Idea: That flying words, about realistic TF2, will fall on the ground.
For what doe
Nah mate that is just wrong
@@DaFool. this guy can't even swear cause he has to get permission from his mom to type stuff on the internet
@@DaFool. ??
TF2 Realistic words are the only thing that can defy anything
I see nobody talking about the 'practical problems' reference at the end..
i thought i saw that bit somewhere before
When??
i saw that lol
I knew it was familiar
@@fadlanal-amsi9839 7:36
in sentry theres an lil "laser", it detects the color of the player in front of it, thats how sentry identify who is enemy from who is friend. it works like "if the laser reflects, enemy, if not, friend"
i love that you added the sniper bot that's always on casual servers
Idea: The mercs can use props to block the entrance of their base.
Idea: You can now destroy indestructible objects.
2fort defense.
the props cann be destroyed depending on what material they are built from
@@Tower_Swagman that honestly sounds better tbh
@@Tower_Swagman I mean, Soldier and demoman could blast through almost anything with enough ordinance.
Idea: The mercenaries would get tired/hungry over time
another idea: the mercs would need to go to the bathroom
@@bahnum1233 you aren't wrong
Especially Scout.
Haha like in Don't Starve
@@bahnum1233 Engineer Gaming
ah yes, a man of don't starve OST culture. my utmost respect for you.
0:35
That part made me laugh so hard
Imagine you go to so much trouble to create a Sentry and 2 seconds later it instantly kills you coldly
It would also be the first thing I would do in TF2 if friendly fire was allowed, I would shoot my team like a machine gun
Idea: Sniper hackers would break their necks.
Actually the spine
They would break everything.
I really hope that happens. Not only to the bot, but the people that thought hacking with sniper was a good idea
Idea: There is no limit to the amount of cosmetics any one class can wear
Yeah
It was Alr added in this vid
@@ItzPaydayFellas The idea in this video was you could use any cosmetic as any class (ie soldier could wear a spy hat). My idea is that you could wear as many cosmetics as you wanted not just three
Yesh
I'd like to think of Napstablook's theme to be the official "If spy fucks around." Theme for tf2.
0:33 but im pretty sure there are these color sensors to tell the difference between blue and red
love the tiny references you made like the minecraft cake
Idea: You would have to physically refill items like for Jarate you would have to piss in a jar and for scouts sodas he would go to a vending machine. Also for Scout for Mad Milk he would have to pull up a picture of Ms.Pauling then ya know. Also Demoman would die from alcohol poisoning since he drinks every five minutes.
*HOL UP!*
N O N O N O PLEASE I NEEED BLEACH AFTER THIS
This idea
N O PLEASE GOD NO MOR THE MAD MILK
i love the mad milk part lol
Idea: engineer could build robots, he would be the reason for mvm
HELLS WIDZĘ CIĘ WSZĘDZIE
Cool
That's gray Mann's job
Actually in an engineer trailer it did show the schematics for greymann’s scout robots.
sentry detects color and motion at the same time through the hidden cameras
Actually, for the sentry, it could work like this: it has special color sensors within it which determine from friend or foe by their outfit, which wouldn’t count hats and cosmetics and such, but would still count just the outfit overall and whether it is a standard Blu or Red uniform.
Idea: spinbots would be super inaccurate because they're just spinning in circles and aimed at the sky.
Hey Sniper, look, there's an enemy on the ceiling!
Spier: WHERE?!
HAHAHA
@@KannaTheGamer well yes, but stereotypically they spin in circles and fire at the sky
@@KannaTheGamer I've experienced all types. Unfortunately it's kinda hard not too anymore
Idea: Demomans vest would actually work as a bulletproof vest
Demoman: "Ja!"
Heavy: "We are Bulletproof!" (Same with Heavy's vest)
I'd argue that Demoman's vest wouldn't be effective against bullets so much as explosives. He deals with explosives, afgter all.
@@Dat-Mudkip well, most of the mercenary uses small caliber weapons so......
@@BlueRGuy fragmentation vests of the 1960's and 70's couldn't stop pistols, they were ballistic nylon and not kevlar
Would that also go for that one Medic Cosmetic?
Technicly , we already have the technology for to bild a sentry that can indentify a friend from foe
I think it would be pretty easy for a sentry to tell friend from foe, given that all the mercs use a team color, it could just be programmed to shoot at blue. (or red, depending on the team)
Idea: Demomn can use the bombs strapped to his chest when he runs out.
To quote the Demoman:
"BLOODY BRILLIANT!"
Idea: “Medic, Spy and Engineer have to pay taxes due to their things being a lot of work”
Well they all work, so they all have to pay taxes
Pretty sure they murder people for money so honestly they could probably break the law
Mann Co. does that... Mann Co. supplies them, they do not supply themselves
What about Heavy? Remeber how much money it costs to fire Sasha for 12 seconds?
@@monke4501 mann co pays for that
Here’s an Idea: When they pick up an Med Kit it won’t instantly heal them.
and they have to actually apply the medicine
Just like Left 4 Dead!
bruh like only doc could use it
7:35 Yknow I like the little reference to Practical Problems
"The sentry cant differentiate the difference between a friend or a foe."
The spy: At this point, I am useless.
spy cloak: am a a joke to you
Idea: players can catch the sandman ball when it’s coming for them.
Idea: Engineer could just make one big wrangler shield for his whole team.
Idea: Engineer can use both gunslinger and a regular wrench at the same time. Also dual wield pistols.
@@magnusm4 yeah ... He can build regular sentry with gunslinger...
idea: wrangler doesnt work
@@mientusmien7594 idea: wrangler lasers kill everithing it touches
@@mientusmien7594 NO!
3:34 Wait a minute, that was Spy from the Winget
Idea: says can use their weapons even while invisible as well as carry the intelligence
Idea: Engineer can equip the Gunslinger by taking off his glove.
Or he just always has it equipped.
Once engineer equips it, it’s permanent because it actually replaces his whole hand
the glove can also be the short circuit but that wouldnt make sense because where would the gunslinger go
Actually, he cuts his hand to wear the gunslinger so..
@@artemXdoge that’s what i was trying to say that
Idea: Heavy’s mini gun can overheat if shot too much and makes the gun stop
Won’t stop but the barrels will blow up possibly! Making it useable
I think the design for an actual mini gun doesn’t allow for that to happen
The huge heat build up makes metal easily moldable, that means the barrels can bend out of shape making it more inacurate. Eventualy that excess heating up and cooling would cause the barrels to loose their rigidity and maybe crack/burst under the pressure of bullets being sent through them. But that would take a lot of bullets for something like that to happen.
@@ataco1559 Yeah, this. The spinning action of the barrels increases the cooling capabilities.
@@HobkinBoi Still, you can't shoot too long with it. But thing is, that heavy's minigun doesn't shoot too fast. So it won't overheat.
0:40 sentry can distinguish team colors
nice reference at the end
"Spinboters wouldnt exist"
I like this idea...
Soldier could only carry one weapon, since his launcher/shotgun couldn’t fit in his pants, but his melee might fit
He could carry it on his belt
@@dalegribble7939 or his back on a strap even if the shotgun or launcher, a belt holster if a pistol(though I dont think he has one) and lets be honest, he'd have a way to hold rocket...rounds? I forgot the actual term, but he'd have a way to put them on his bandolier instead of the grenades probably.
not like he's an actual soldier lore wise, was rejected, and well... look up the lore and comics lol.
Yep
i like the practical problems reference at the end 🙂
4:57 bro be doing spinbot
Idea: Merasmus is just a common person, since magic doesn't exist in the real world.
Or does it?
@@shootstudios3058 dun dun duuun!
So basicaly sniper 2.0
Cuz merasmus was the original sniper but medic injected him with magic instead of medicine during a surgery
Replace 'common' with 'unusually annoying' and you're good
@@player_x4231 piemations came up with that. that's not canon, i'm pretty sure.
Idea: if the spy cloaks, only his body would cloak, but everyone could still see his clothes.
So he’s basically only making his eyes and mouth invisible
You know what yes if he is invisible his clothes dont go invisible smart
Idea: Spy cant cloak.
Here, watch magic
Well, realistically the watch was made with clothes in mind, what kind of infiltration agent goes around naked?
Idea: any one can use each others items but not the piss jar AKA "Jarate" since i think no ones that insane to throw piss at each other