Chris D'Elia vs Postmates (Leave Food. No Ring.)
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- Опубліковано 21 кві 2021
- Chris rants about how Postmates never reads his notes to not ring his doorbell when they deliver food because his child is sleeping. This lead him to put a sign on his door that Kristin didn't like very much.
Johnny Figures-It-Out (182) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind. - Комедії
I am one of the ninjas that works for Uber Eats. I ALWAYS just leave it at the door, send a pic, and disappear in a puff of smoke
“Flash of a sword getting into the Prius” 😂🤣
“Leavea food, no ringa” greatness
Bro, Chris is the greatest story teller of all time... hands down.
he’s up there with the rapper the game for sure 😂
Love Chris. But Charlie Murphy
"dorinthadorbel... havatodler" - Chris D'Elia
Chris definitely has his own language, but you know EXACTLY what he’s talkin about!! BTW, NAILED the slurred spelling!! 🤘😂
Love it 😂😂😂
Perfect phonetic spelling.
When the one’s who tell you “chill” are the ones who are the cause of your anger. HmMmMMmMmMm blood starts to boil.
“A Japanese guy learning English” oh my god soooo funny lmao
Your Girl was on point with that note- it looks like a Wile E. Coyote set-up
This additional Criss laughter in the background is much needed
woaaah that italian impression was unreal
i would have titled this: "The Inception of Eeugh" lol
I’ve done postmates and have accidentally rang the door bell cuz I didn’t read the notes 😂🤣 sorry Chris
That shit is always annoying
@@Haidderispro bruh what? Door bells?
@@ForsakenEJinator When you put in the notes dont ring doorbell just leave it and they ring the doorbell. especially if its late at night and you have people sleeping
NO. RING.
Food delivery is one of the best feelings in the world
It doesn’t really matter but that note did look like a Chinese ransom note bet the new sign is cuter
Not only does it sound like a Japanese learning english, the letters also look like Japanese writings hahahah
Hahaha I haven't laughed this hard una while!!! I'm an UberEats driver that makes more money now than before covid ✌️🙂
You guys... You guys are great. He's so right, you're the only people that read the note. Nobody else reads the god damn note.
Doing God's work 🙏💯
eh’s’foreign
@@jordank1489 door dash people act like there isn’t even a place for customers to put notes. They’ve never gotten it right 😂
That doesn’t last forever man! They throttle you after so many deliveries! Uber eats steals tips
Loving this new energy, also I need the wifey to have a mic. Sincerely a patreon baby
Hey Chris, I love your tik toks lol post more please
The BEST!
Uber eats drivers truly are ninjas. They reign supreme over all food delivery apps.
They always refuse to deliver my food
@@august6389 I feel like some elaboration is required on this.
@@LivyRivy ?
@@august6389 excellent elaboration thank you. you've cleared it up for all of us.
@@user-vw7bx9ll8n i thought people knew how the app worked
hilarious 🤣
Hey CD, missed yah.
Lmao this is great
Bro! If you don’t love this podcast - chris stories are the best! The inception of Heh! So great.
Pretty sure at this point I'd try to find some sort of dual doorbell that, on the outside via speaker, sounds like a machine gun and a guy yelling STEP AWAY FROM THE DOOR, and just dings normal inside.
1:39 - "He wants to be chilling. He wants to be sweet."
Also 1:39 - Insane psychopathic death stare through the center of your soul
As someone who delivers for door dash, I never ring the doorbell, the app notifies you when we deliver lol
Yea I want Batman to deliver my food 😎
Sometimes you do those expression things that makes me laugh out my mouth
Chris is right, do your job right.
Dude i just saw a commerical by a company called "Drizly", and the whole ad was a couple "shushing' the delivery guy who rung the doorbell.....so it must be a pretty common thing for parents
My neighbors across the street, have dogs that are always getting out and causing havoc. One day, they had food dropped off and the dogs got to eat chick-fil-a. It was great
Always here to see chris
Dude, I can 100% vouch this happens to me all the time. I literally do the same thing and specifically ask them to not knock on door because my “baby” is sleeping. Truthfully I don’t have a toddler I have 3 dogs that go absolutely ape shit when someone bangs on the door which is super annoying so it’s easier to just say a baby is sleeping to get them to possibly not do it . However without fail, every courier try’s to spartan kick my door when they get there despite my specific directions not to. The result, my dogs scream their heads off for 20 mins as if I am being murdered smh.
Can you exaggerate anymore? Your story just doesn't resonate well enough without more over the top details.
cover the doorbell with a note and say ring within these hours
That is literally the least flowery frilly sign I’ve ever seen.
Leave Food A/O ring
that note kinda said leave food AND ring
From then on everyone started callin me bam....and it kinda grew on me
While we’re at it, what’s up with Direct TV??
5:20 old Italian talk
“My grand pas brother I forget his name…” Chris literally forgot his uncles name. 🤦♂️
disable the doorbell?
You could go switch on the inside of your home right by the door that disables the doorbell personal responsibility
I get it chris. I get it
Turn the sign into If they ring, guns pop out like a sound organ and shoot.
9:04 takin liberties
😂😂
Disable the doorbell. Remove it and put in a Ring system and program the alerts. Don't push the burden onto others.
The best
Pause it at 7:58. There's a meme somewhere in there
Heh-s'talian
Meanwhile chris is running trian on some kid with his dad in the green room
He could grow such a fire beard dude. He could give a fuck about what I think and I could give a fuck about what he thinks about the way I think, but still.
Didn't postmates get bought out by Uber eats?
That's his uncle lol. Not his great uncle
can u make clip about wally backman video hahahah
am i high or is the thumb at 2:21 long as fuck
Just cook
Complain some more bro please 🙏 boiling chriss
Change the babies thing reminds people of things
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh hatecha when ya do that postmates or any other food delivery #notho
What's with the clips? Smatter? Cant upload 49 more minutes for free?
Heeeyyyyyyy???? How about you go watch the full podcast on Chris’s UA-cam channel you fuckin ‘cuda
@@Cam-rw7fr lol I did when it first dropped (intentionally used a douche term) I just wanted to leave a comment so I didnt feel so alone eating dinner.
So you Come from a long line of thieves?
I hate that shit
Are you related to QT?
@@august6389 Maybe distant cousin but I don't think so. I fucking wish though.
who cares its just a sign... this coming from a guy who cares about how many pieces of meat are in each bowl of pasta
Idk how to feel about this :/ , men are supposed to have some anger, that’s your testosterone, feels like you being emasculated by your wife and therapist