"Fighting Fire With Urination" | Florencio Files

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  • @mirastor1796
    @mirastor1796 3 місяці тому +89

    Watching Florencio is like killing people with the placebo effect. He just gives you pills and tells you random side effects until you die to your imaginary bleedings and pain.

    • @tyrellwreleck4226
      @tyrellwreleck4226 3 місяці тому +3

      You do realize florencios opponents is literally 2k. Not even platinum

    • @Florenciosc2
      @Florenciosc2 3 місяці тому

      @@tyrellwreleck4226 Fake news

    • @UnholyTempler
      @UnholyTempler 3 місяці тому

      ​@@tyrellwreleck4226his opponents mmr is 3906 I don't know what you are blabbering abt

    • @quickdraw6893
      @quickdraw6893 3 місяці тому

      ​@@tyrellwreleck4226Depends on what account he's on, pretty sure his main is up in high Masters

    • @p_serdiuk
      @p_serdiuk 2 місяці тому

      ​@@tyrellwreleck4226 Depends on the account he uses

  • @mizark3
    @mizark3 3 місяці тому +29

    Personally I think seeing your expressions of incredulity helps amplify Flo Files, like one of many ingredients in a fine dish. Alone ehh, together, with the commentary, the gameplay, and everything else, creates perfection, creates The Florencio Files TM.

  • @Abomb4frodo77
    @Abomb4frodo77 3 місяці тому +19

    I like seeing Pig on camera for these personally but enjoyable either way

  • @mr_maestro
    @mr_maestro 3 місяці тому +8

    This was an elite casting of a Flo match, Pig. Some all-time descriptions in this one. Had me rolling the whole time. 😂

  • @Val_Saligian
    @Val_Saligian 3 місяці тому +30

    I want to see Flo using mass overseer but not for changelings but for mass contaminate on the entire production of the opponent over and over until they bleed out with a full bank unable to produce anything and Flo destroying them slowly with 1 unupgraded zergling.

  • @estebanplourde681
    @estebanplourde681 3 місяці тому +11

    Playing like Florencio is like purchasing a game, reading the special effects of units, practice strategies with those special powers on custom maps and become effective with them, without playing a single real game. Only then, you play matchup games and realise you're so off-meta, you weirdly win.

  • @Chopnips
    @Chopnips 3 місяці тому +12

    One thing that we dont see here, Flo sits and reads chat during games. Frequently taking a hit off a bowl.

    • @cristiangomez136
      @cristiangomez136 3 місяці тому

      I watch his streams regularly. I can confirm this 100%

  • @XanderCrews4Prez
    @XanderCrews4Prez 3 місяці тому +6

    For those moments when you're laughing so hard you can't talk anymore: love seeing you on the screen.

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 3 місяці тому +10

    Flo is the counter goal. The counter to your goal. His is not to win but to defeat you.

  • @simonbrosseau1783
    @simonbrosseau1783 3 місяці тому +4

    Florencio is the manifestation of "I am not stuck with you, you are stuck with me" in a Starcraft II player.

  • @glados4765
    @glados4765 3 місяці тому +2

    Florencio is that gnat that keeps "zzzz zzz ZZZZ" in and out of your ear just as your trying to fall asleep. Then you think you got it, your eyes get really heavy and you start to drift off. Then suddenly "ZZZZZzzzZzzzZZZZ" in the other ear.

  • @DJMidasK
    @DJMidasK 3 місяці тому +6

    I love Flo's style. He taught me a lot.

  • @isaac_shelton
    @isaac_shelton 3 місяці тому +4

    florencio is the kinda guy that laces your food with carcinogens

  • @nicandromartinezsotelo3300
    @nicandromartinezsotelo3300 3 місяці тому +3

    "P Diddy did nothing wrong". PiG, 2024

  • @jonaharnot736
    @jonaharnot736 3 місяці тому +1

    These videos are the best thing on the internet, or at least that's what my endorphins tell me after laughing for the last ten minutes. Thank you Pig, and thank you Flo!!

  • @5m4llP0X
    @5m4llP0X 3 місяці тому +3

    If Florencio were a pyrotechnics expert he'd be the guy who aims the finale at the crowd gathered on the waterfront with a series of drones filming the carnage. Then during his trial for mass murder he'd somehow have the courthouse blown up in the most spectacular display possible. He may come out missing a limb, but that was his true finale firework show.

    • @brianl9571
      @brianl9571 3 місяці тому

      Honestly I'd never thought of Flo in terms of Dark Knight film Joker vibes, but IPOF some men do just want to watch the world burn...and your final refineries and supply depots three minutes after you've conceded the game. 🕺🏽🔥☄️🕺🏽

  • @itsAmeOFP
    @itsAmeOFP 26 днів тому

    8:12 watching the BC harass while PIG read the comment was amazing

  • @compinerd732
    @compinerd732 3 місяці тому

    11:00 @PiG it (causing cancel) doesn't count as a kill, he just killed the probe - also, let us see ur face again, the fun of watching u cast is seeing your reactions and sharing the joy you're outputting

  • @danielbrannon8371
    @danielbrannon8371 3 місяці тому +1

    @1:19 instead of buckets of paint, it's buckets of poo

  • @Abomb4frodo77
    @Abomb4frodo77 3 місяці тому

    When Pig jumped to the surprise mass Vikings I lost it 😂

  • @Goobilicous
    @Goobilicous 2 місяці тому

    14:33 Those are some interesting noises there good sir.

  • @abruemmer77
    @abruemmer77 3 місяці тому

    Comparing the corruptor peeing on the turret with the guy try to pee into the barrels of a shotgun just made my day!

  • @AguayoFieldProductions
    @AguayoFieldProductions 3 місяці тому +1

    When you wake up and a Florencio file and he’s getting peed on by one of your irl friends….🤣

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 3 місяці тому +4

    6:20 but he doesn’t want it to end

  • @perkl1234
    @perkl1234 3 місяці тому +1

    Florencio was the friends we made along the way.

  • @laughlinlavoie
    @laughlinlavoie 3 місяці тому +3

    BC's name should be the Chaddlecruiser

  • @davidas5049
    @davidas5049 3 місяці тому +3

    Haha 😂 facestory was crazy

  • @EngineerMan
    @EngineerMan 3 місяці тому

    22:34 cloak energy ran out.

  • @BaufenBeast
    @BaufenBeast 3 місяці тому

    I'm pretty sure the Zerg would have lost fewer drones if he just left the spores alone.

  • @reallyhightemplar4013
    @reallyhightemplar4013 3 місяці тому

    Pig be like "ok idk what we're talking about" right 3 seconds after he says "throwing paint against the wall" instead of "throwing poo against the wall" and I'm like "yep."

    • @PiGstarcraft
      @PiGstarcraft  3 місяці тому

      casting flo is like huffing paint

  • @matthewray5954
    @matthewray5954 3 місяці тому +1

    Love me some Florencio files. Thank PIG

  • @zodjenkins2595
    @zodjenkins2595 3 місяці тому

    His defence on the opener was godly. Our friend should have not struggled.. 👏👏👏

  • @thefance4708
    @thefance4708 3 місяці тому

    It's like I always say, lads: "when in doubt, whip it out".

  • @iwakuralain3064
    @iwakuralain3064 3 місяці тому

    Hobbes contaminated the planetary but missed the biles lol

  • @passedbourget
    @passedbourget 3 місяці тому

    You should only hide when a ghost cloaks.

  • @chasecolin22
    @chasecolin22 3 місяці тому

    PiG, we always love seeing you on screen!

  • @francisgaliegue6645
    @francisgaliegue6645 2 місяці тому

    Y'know, I think Florencio is humanity evolved. Humanity is very adept at destroying ecosystems, Florencio has become adept at destroying e**go**systems.

    • @kopkaljdsao
      @kopkaljdsao 24 дні тому

      5:13 it's natural ecosystem.

  • @RagnellAvalon
    @RagnellAvalon 3 місяці тому

    Definitely keep the facecam, the instant reaction to seeing what insane crap Florencio does is worth the screen estate

  • @matthewray5954
    @matthewray5954 3 місяці тому

    He is a a Sewer Mermaid 🧜‍♂️

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 3 місяці тому +1

    Stress tactics lead the enemy off balance

  • @andersgrundstrom1794
    @andersgrundstrom1794 3 місяці тому

    There's an old Japanese movie called "Mermaid in a manhole" in which a mermaid in a sewer has her blood (and other fluids) taken to make disgusting paintings by a crazy painter.
    There must be parallells you can draw to these games somehow.

    • @PiGstarcraft
      @PiGstarcraft  3 місяці тому

      omg I need to watch this movie now

  • @nickvlachos575
    @nickvlachos575 3 місяці тому

    22:50 "so the cloak did deactivate there" you talking about the ghost or yourself?

  • @panzfaust9812
    @panzfaust9812 3 місяці тому +2

    Flo is entertaining 😂 but his playstyle could be included in geneva convention or something lol

  • @matthewray5954
    @matthewray5954 3 місяці тому

    Top Level Commentary bruv... you are the GOAT🎉

  • @ianrobinson7740
    @ianrobinson7740 2 місяці тому

    He's the Hannibal Lecter of SCII.

  • @michaelrusso8033
    @michaelrusso8033 3 місяці тому

    someone needs to animate some of these references.. cartoon florencio wearing another guys face.

  • @keithfinch1053
    @keithfinch1053 3 місяці тому +1

    Yeah Flo!!

  • @tpark89
    @tpark89 3 місяці тому

    Hobbes was awesome start to finish. Flo...was Flo.

  • @ForTheJerusalem
    @ForTheJerusalem 3 місяці тому

    I feel like rich people covet the only thing they can't buy, youth.

  • @jonnozomboid2649
    @jonnozomboid2649 3 місяці тому +1

    14:10 hahahahahaha

  • @xelnar
    @xelnar 3 місяці тому

    WOOHOOO NEW OLE GREGG DROPPED!!

  • @ЭдуардБарашков-е5в
    @ЭдуардБарашков-е5в 3 місяці тому +2

    More flirencio please

  • @timtruth3679
    @timtruth3679 3 місяці тому

    Flo games are like Kip's Wedding Song to Lafawnduh in Napolean Dynomite

  • @randomname6010
    @randomname6010 3 місяці тому +1

    yay flo files

  • @triplebog
    @triplebog 2 місяці тому

    For the record, the "throwing paint at the wall" "non-representational art" meme is not the same thing as impressionism. You were thinking of the abstract expressionism art movement. Abstract expressionism came about 100 years after Impressionism. Impressionism was still representational, but it focused on the way in which light and color interact in a setting rather than trying to be a purely realistic photograph.

  • @nathang5603
    @nathang5603 3 місяці тому

    Great stuff :)

  • @artemirrlazaris7406
    @artemirrlazaris7406 3 місяці тому

    Love to see, him do a 10 bc, warp in to out of view positions in acircle around the enemy, and then f A move ot a central position, just so the enemy sees like enemy dots apearing everywhere moving in from everywhere.. lmao

  • @Neon_White
    @Neon_White 3 місяці тому

    That's not double O 7, he's just double O

  • @ohaRega
    @ohaRega 3 місяці тому

    What MMR is this? It says 3.3 for Florencio online but I'm confused lol

    • @LoricSwift
      @LoricSwift 3 місяці тому +1

      Not as confused as his opponents, which is what makes it such an effective strategy!

    • @ZergIingLover
      @ZergIingLover 3 місяці тому +1

      I’m buddies with Hobbes, actually! He’s about D2, if I remember correctly.

  • @DaniilDimitrov
    @DaniilDimitrov 3 місяці тому

    Flo is my favourite

  • @liebe6997
    @liebe6997 3 місяці тому +1

    especially for flowfiles id like to see ur faceexpressions! =D

  • @liebe6997
    @liebe6997 3 місяці тому

    WOOOPWOOP YEEEHAAA!

  • @icchansan
    @icchansan 3 місяці тому +1

    15min with 2 bases o_o

  • @moozoo82
    @moozoo82 3 місяці тому

    He's SC2lvador Dali.

  • @eskurian8565
    @eskurian8565 3 місяці тому

    On screen! (-:

  • @steveloomis1
    @steveloomis1 3 місяці тому

    Down shit creek? Is that a southern hemisphere thing?

    • @djn48
      @djn48 3 місяці тому

      Must be. In New Zealand we say "up shit creek without a paddle", so it sounds like the idea of shit creek being a place you really don't want to be is our little South Pacific tradition.

    • @steveloomis1
      @steveloomis1 3 місяці тому

      @@djn48 Oh, we have Shit Creek here in the northern hemisphere. It's just always up Shit Creek, never down.

    • @djn48
      @djn48 3 місяці тому

      @@steveloomis1 Ha! OK, PiG made a mistake then. Proof that he is human after all.

  • @petrowi
    @petrowi 3 місяці тому

    On screen

  • @Dadbod007
    @Dadbod007 3 місяці тому +1

    Technically that was a game of StarCraft….🤷

  • @hellevorst
    @hellevorst 3 місяці тому

    This is like 3100 mmr. Or so it seems to me.

  • @natecw4164
    @natecw4164 2 місяці тому

    He didn't just spell rapper without the p, diddy?

  • @hamburgerman805
    @hamburgerman805 3 місяці тому

    Hes just like me

  • @poodlescone9700
    @poodlescone9700 3 місяці тому

    Is Florencio going to play SC2 evo? Can you tell him to play SC2 evo?

  • @arconnecrido2817
    @arconnecrido2817 3 місяці тому

    666 likes =)
    Hell Florencio =)

  • @stewarttrench528
    @stewarttrench528 3 місяці тому

    When you realise that Florencio is a master player who constantly smurfs against gold leaguers it's less impressive and just a bit sad.

    • @Florenciosc2
      @Florenciosc2 3 місяці тому +1

      Fake news try again.

    • @stewarttrench528
      @stewarttrench528 3 місяці тому

      @@Florenciosc2 You've been smurfing in this game for like a decade and ban people form your chat bring up your MMR

    • @Florenciosc2
      @Florenciosc2 3 місяці тому +1

      @@stewarttrench528 Every video I post in my UA-cam channel shows ranks of who I face. Nice try get your facts right.

    • @UnholyTempler
      @UnholyTempler 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Florenciosc2I find it weird even when they don't trust you they can look up the mmr online and confirm for themself what his is