Funniest Lines From Every Succession Episode

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  • Опубліковано 15 лип 2022
  • An homage to one of my favorite television programs ever.

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  • @joelkrause6655
    @joelkrause6655 Рік тому +2798

    The Roman Roy Show

    • @djcremin2962
      @djcremin2962 Рік тому +48

      Roman the Showman

    • @8caulfield
      @8caulfield Рік тому

      He is BACK like a pedo on parole 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @-lollipopsunder-7044
      @-lollipopsunder-7044 10 місяців тому +45

      With special recurring guests Greg and Tom

    • @mattdick6167
      @mattdick6167 3 місяці тому +1

      Literally

  • @Kaibat1205
    @Kaibat1205 Рік тому +1810

    “You wanna sue Green Peace? Oh I like your style Greg. Who’s next, Save the Children?”

    • @JenLight
      @JenLight Рік тому +54

      "Cancelling my mom's credit cards"
      "Great."

  • @melissagarrick.3288
    @melissagarrick.3288 Рік тому +2447

    Respectfully, i object to your choice for S02E05.
    "Romulus, when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everybody else. We didn't get you from a hyena farm." was the winner for that episode in my books.

    • @sydneygraham1470
      @sydneygraham1470 Рік тому +29

      Lmfao I forgot about that one

    • @kai326
      @kai326 Рік тому +21

      Thanks, pop

    • @harombee
      @harombee Рік тому +35

      Just seeing it written made me laugh

    • @laneythelame
      @laneythelame Рік тому +12

      This is one of the most iconic lines of the whole show

  • @nush.a
    @nush.a 8 місяців тому +568

    My favorite is probably Connors eulogy for Mo
    “Lester was alive for 78 years. But no more. Now he’s dead.
    Lester’s wife is Maria, they were married for 15 years. And now she sad.”
    💀 😂

    • @clarabp2613
      @clarabp2613 7 місяців тому +39

      The funeral is gold.
      "Connor Roy was interested in politics from a very young ager"
      And the whole, oh yeah, Mo wasn't his real name. That's more like a nickname. His name was Lester. Like Mo... Lester.
      Yeah, dad said to never get in the pool with him.

    • @yemzi8366
      @yemzi8366 2 місяці тому +6

      "lester touched all of us" lmaoo

    • @manal-op6ic
      @manal-op6ic 25 днів тому

      Lester touched all of us...

  • @mjpar3574
    @mjpar3574 Рік тому +876

    Caroline telling Shiv it’s not all about her the night before her wedding is top 5 moments in the show for me

  • @hk-pinkman2818
    @hk-pinkman2818 Рік тому +1226

    the fact that everyone is contesting which line is best from a number of different episodes is a testament to how funny and well written this show is

  • @hazelscodelario264
    @hazelscodelario264 Рік тому +482

    When Tom ate Logan’s chicken his reaction is so simple yet Brian’s delivery is sending me everytime
    “…what the fuck?”

  • @nazanin5617
    @nazanin5617 Рік тому +157

    "Somebody could fit through that window. a small person, an attack child"

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh Рік тому +1884

    I respect your choice for 1x03, but mine hands-down goes to Tom saying to Greg:
    "Are we on the poop deck of a majestic schooner? Is the salty brine stinging my weather-beaten face? No? Then why the _fuuuuck_ are you wearing a pair of deck shoes, man?"

    • @zuzubaloo
      @zuzubaloo Рік тому +222

      They don't... pre-poop the bags. It's just a mental barrier.

    • @ananananabop
      @ananananabop Рік тому +63

      His delivery of that line is so funny, Tom reveling in his assholishness

    • @glitterghost
      @glitterghost Рік тому +39

      "why the fuuuuuuughghghck"

    • @JenLight
      @JenLight Рік тому +16

      Same. The way he says "Why the fuuuuhck" gets me every single time

  • @juanpablocanguro
    @juanpablocanguro Рік тому +254

    “You are a plane crash away from becoming Europe’s weirdest king” is my fav! “Hurry up, if Roman marries her, he’ll invade France!” hahahaha!

  • @flaurehn
    @flaurehn Рік тому +619

    watching this video you wouldn't know that Connor Roy was interested in politics at a very young age

  • @whatkindofnameisella682
    @whatkindofnameisella682 Рік тому +181

    the full thirty seconds of describing the wine only to land on "it's not good, the wine, is it shiv." is sending me. peak wambsgambs right there.

  • @ElderUther
    @ElderUther Рік тому +290

    Where is Mo's eulogy??, every word that Connor say in that scene is gold.

    • @Mitchell_E_Underscore
      @Mitchell_E_Underscore 9 місяців тому +29

      All of us will die one day. In this case, it was Lester who has done so.

    • @cantevenandrew
      @cantevenandrew 3 місяці тому +3

      And now, his wife is sad.

  • @liamjack4996
    @liamjack4996 Рік тому +573

    Roman accidentally buying Hearts instead of Hibs as a plot point and then never being mentioned again in the whole series is a brilliant commentary on Scottish football. My Hearts supporting family would be proud (they have supported Hibs all their life)

    • @tupadre6433
      @tupadre6433 Рік тому +11

      I think it's mentioned one more time, when he meets with that guy in Turkey

    • @klina7645
      @klina7645 11 місяців тому +66

      And Logan replying sarcastically when Roman asks if he's sure "No, you're right, son. I must be confused about which team I rooted for my entire f**king life" 😂

    • @danielvandam
      @danielvandam 10 місяців тому +2

      Lots of things in the show kinda just went nowhere to be honest

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh Рік тому +3454

    Ok no, I can't abide by this. How did you miss two of the most iconic lines in the series, back-to-back??
    2x09 "You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs"
    2x10 "If it is to be said, so it be--so it is."

    • @dalaweez
      @dalaweez Рік тому +58

      Here Here! Or the time Tom whispers to Greg that Logan died while trying to fish his phone from the toilet? LMSFAO!

    • @Havyluvsya123
      @Havyluvsya123 Рік тому +20

      I agree with the last one but the tomlette one is so over quoted I can’t even enjoy it anymore

    • @romilrh
      @romilrh Рік тому +33

      @@Havyluvsya123 if the greatest song of all time was overplayed on the radio so often that you grew to hate it, it would still be the greatest song of all time 🤷‍♂️

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT Рік тому +32

      That Tomlette line is done to death. Funniest quote is "Full disclosure: I am currently having a panic attack."

    • @Havyluvsya123
      @Havyluvsya123 Рік тому +1

      @@romilrh that’s based on opinion so I disagree

  • @graysoncolemanroe4633
    @graysoncolemanroe4633 11 місяців тому +98

    i think the funniest line in the show is when greg knocks the bell over in logan’s house and the maid walks into the room. Then Greg says “Sorry if my bell summoned you”💀

  • @justdoingmything
    @justdoingmything Рік тому +212

    I still can't get over the scene where Greg told Roman tha he was "wildly regarded as a horrible person", and how the hell is "I apologize if my bell has summond you" not on this list

  • @adoniscreed4031
    @adoniscreed4031 Рік тому +234

    "Do you have a fetish for nearly killing dad? Like just the tip but for killing dad?" 😂 when I heard that line I think I died of laughter and rewinded it like 10 times to laugh more

  • @baugkelly
    @baugkelly 10 місяців тому +44

    S02E05 has my favorite Tom quotes: "king of edible leaves, His Majesty, the spinach" in the middle of the Pierce dinner.

  • @tarquin161234
    @tarquin161234 Рік тому +123

    My favourite from all episodes, in season 4, from Logan: "Someone needs to suck off one of the external directors. I'm getting worried about the board. Hugo, go put your lipstick on."

  • @JT-oc8yt
    @JT-oc8yt Рік тому +100

    Respectfully, the line “well, I was once called the cunt of montecristo” from Tom Is the funniest line in the entire show

  • @DPMusicStudio
    @DPMusicStudio Рік тому +291

    Count how many times Roman showed up vs everyone else

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny Рік тому +20

      He's the comic relief character, it's only natural that he shows up in a video about funny quotes

    • @DPMusicStudio
      @DPMusicStudio Рік тому +4

      @@TheEtherny Very true! I first saw him as a tragic character, but he did become more "comic relief" towards the middle seasons... now he's gotten more serious.

    • @SillyFrenchKing
      @SillyFrenchKing Рік тому +18

      @@DPMusicStudio like Roman said: ‘’just because I like a joke, doesnt mean i’m a f*cking clown’’

    • @geneparmesan8748
      @geneparmesan8748 9 місяців тому +1

      @@TheEtherny Roman's the comic relief character.
      Tom's the comic relief character.
      Greg's the comic relief character.
      Half the characters in this show are just funny with every line they put out.

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 9 місяців тому

      ​@@geneparmesan8748 Greg is the audience, Tom is the underdog

  • @ArranSeaton
    @ArranSeaton Рік тому +128

    Logan saying “This is about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates” in S2E3 had me in tears,

  • @dvillegaspro
    @dvillegaspro Рік тому +221

    S1E2 the best line is by Roman to Kendall, "He said that to be nice. What I think he meant to say was that he wished that Mom gave birth to a can opener because at least then it would be useful."

    • @klina7645
      @klina7645 9 місяців тому +2

      It was a great line, but I doubt Logan would ever say anything just to be nice, especially to his kids. Well, maybe to Shiv when she was little, telling her she looked pretty or something.

  • @camizimmerman
    @camizimmerman Рік тому +77

    The imaginary cat always gets me

  • @victoriamonari
    @victoriamonari Рік тому +56

    the wine is a hundred percent a metaphor for Shiv and Tom's relationship ahahaha 🍷

  • @fgferraro
    @fgferraro Рік тому +68

    I was absolutely on the edge of my seat as I waited for "ludicrously capacious bag," only to realize that this was posted well before S4 aired.

  • @kaizz14
    @kaizz14 10 місяців тому +26

    ‘The service here is weird, and slow, and fucking my dad’ kills me every time

  • @bathasleftthecave
    @bathasleftthecave Рік тому +195

    "Depth? The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?" - Tom to Greg in the same roast as when he says nothing is impossible given men have walked on the moon. It's also sadly funny that laying into Greg at the wedding is the most innocently happy shared moment that I can remember between Tom and Shiv, without any hidden agendas.

    • @danhull4376
      @danhull4376 11 місяців тому +5

      I agree with you how about Tom and Shiv. Sad how over four seasons, that maybe the only scene of them in that way.

  • @joystick8384
    @joystick8384 Рік тому +40

    S03E08 - It's a good line, but the winner has to be the one delivered just moments before by Tom. “The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?”

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker Рік тому +292

    I wondered why this show was so funny and then saw that one of the producers is Will Ferrell. My favorite line in the show is Tom asking Greg: “Are you ASKING if you can blackmail me?”

    • @cookie4049
      @cookie4049 Рік тому +54

      My understanding is that Will Ferrell only helped get it funded with his production company. He doesn't have any hand in writing nor filming

    • @unfgreen
      @unfgreen Рік тому +20

      It’s Adam McKay’s comic genius. Same as Vice.

    • @cookie4049
      @cookie4049 Рік тому +52

      @@unfgreen I would argue it's Jesse Armstrong more than anyone. He's the creator, showrunner, and has written the most episodes by far.

    • @JG-ib7xk
      @JG-ib7xk Рік тому +1

      He didn't have anything to do with any of the writing

    • @vineethrao30
      @vineethrao30 Рік тому +15

      ​@@cookie4049 yeah this is distinctly the same humour as The Thick Of It. Not the bullshit toilet American humour of will Ferrell

  • @divijjawarani
    @divijjawarani 11 місяців тому +36

    No better line than 'I waited three quarters of an hour for a gin and tonic". Even Kendall laughed.

  • @johntravers6223
    @johntravers6223 Рік тому +51

    You know what they say. Can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greg’s

  • @klina7645
    @klina7645 Рік тому +27

    Greg apologizing on Tom's behalf "He's had some cocaine tonight" and Tom shushes him, embarrassed 😂.

  • @mbvie
    @mbvie Рік тому +144

    this show is so funny but so sad too

    • @kaymadd
      @kaymadd Рік тому +3

      Eh not sad just chaotic with twisted people I think

  • @Cocomeetschanel
    @Cocomeetschanel 10 місяців тому +21

    "He is back, he is back, like a pedo on parole." 💀🥴
    ~ Romulus

  • @scrainbow1234
    @scrainbow1234 6 місяців тому +10

    2:20 “it’s not been the same without you, it’s been better” made me actual lol

  • @Glimax
    @Glimax Рік тому +64

    Crazy how young Kendall looks in first season 😳

  • @melissagarrick.3288
    @melissagarrick.3288 Рік тому +54

    6:28 The way the guy's face changes when Tom gets confrontational is hilarious. 😭💀

  • @SamersonT
    @SamersonT Рік тому +43

    i cant believe you didn’t go with “THE BUTTER IS TOO COLD” for sad sack wasp trap

  • @thrbrandao
    @thrbrandao 11 місяців тому +17

    The funniest line in “Prague” is easily Roman congratulating Tom for swallowing his own load.

  • @Pedro_Le_Chef
    @Pedro_Le_Chef 8 місяців тому +9

    S1E6?
    "You better be smelling your fucking armpit Romulus"

  • @mr.thunder1219
    @mr.thunder1219 Рік тому +21

    Roman buying the wrong team is hilarious

  • @stormwinther4319
    @stormwinther4319 10 місяців тому +16

    20 seconds in and I already object, Rome's "control the narrative" line was pure gold

  • @TimesFM4532
    @TimesFM4532 9 місяців тому +7

    When the guy pats Roman on the back after buying the wrong team is amazing

  • @jacobidec4026
    @jacobidec4026 11 місяців тому +29

    not a line but roman watching the failed rocket launch in 1x10 is hilarious

  • @davidguiney1746
    @davidguiney1746 Рік тому +39

    I really think the whole Hearts Vs Hibs fuck up by Roman is lost on an American audience as to just how bad that is.

  • @eirikmatias
    @eirikmatias Рік тому +33

    "Take me to reason court and f**king sue me!"

  • @ssilva872
    @ssilva872 Рік тому +70

    We need a version that gives out the bronze, silver, and gold medals.

  • @fredk6992
    @fredk6992 11 місяців тому +8

    The venti ayahuasca big gulp is too good

  • @slardybartfast8377
    @slardybartfast8377 Рік тому +23

    The line chosen over "Are you asking permission to black mail me?" in S2E4 invalidates this entire affair.

  • @niareb
    @niareb Рік тому +28

    You're missing the "breakdancing through bullets" comment from the panic room episode. Had me in stitches

  • @macwilliams1727
    @macwilliams1727 10 місяців тому +10

    Connor's speech at Mo's funeral is the greatest shit i've seen in my life

  • @cookie4049
    @cookie4049 Рік тому +20

    I like how you picked some subtle ones that I don't remember that well

  • @WitchoftheNight
    @WitchoftheNight Рік тому +12

    I'm trying to strategize, Mom! With you! But you won't strategize!

  • @wesleycardona9406
    @wesleycardona9406 Рік тому +50

    low key logan hated roman the most lol

    • @adoniscreed4031
      @adoniscreed4031 Рік тому +3

      I had that exact same thought right as I read this comment 😂

    • @erenkaplan4079
      @erenkaplan4079 Рік тому +4

      because he is not a serious people

    • @grantwilliams2650
      @grantwilliams2650 Рік тому

      High key, he beat the fuck out of him

    • @rhinopatomus
      @rhinopatomus 6 місяців тому

      Probably reminded him of himself the most.

  • @Aksriv100
    @Aksriv100 9 місяців тому +8

    Finished watching this series today (9/9/23) have to say that it's one hell of a masterpiece

  • @avidodd26
    @avidodd26 Рік тому +18

    BOAR
    ON
    THE
    FLOOR

  • @mako4874
    @mako4874 Рік тому +7

    0308 cut early- best line is Tom : "if Roman marries her he ll invade france!"

  • @cathrinusha
    @cathrinusha 10 місяців тому +5

    “just a tip” but for like killing dad 💀💀

  • @richardclock5957
    @richardclock5957 Рік тому +9

    “I hate to be a party pooper… but I have poop”.

  • @johnferenczy1816
    @johnferenczy1816 Рік тому +27

    3:59 this beat karl calmly having a panic attack???

  • @the_scotch
    @the_scotch Рік тому +14

    My favourite will always be when the raccoons died in the chimney, and Logan says "What's that smell? It's like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the brie!" Completely caught me off guard, almost choked on a drink.

  • @pop8612
    @pop8612 3 місяці тому +1

    “Roman, when you laugh do so at same volume as everyone else, we didn’t get you from a hyena farm” I died when Logan said that in front of everyone. LOL

  • @josephinekeijzer2316
    @josephinekeijzer2316 Рік тому +7

    So many funny lines too from Karl, Frank, Hugo and Gerri

  • @therealarwen
    @therealarwen 10 місяців тому +4

    im sorry the funniest line in safe room is definitely “greg this is the safe room!” “wh- how is it safe! it’s just a room!!!”

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie Рік тому +4

    Shiv and Tom discussing the wine is 👌

  • @Jew3L_left4ded
    @Jew3L_left4ded Рік тому +7

    Connor Roy was interested in politics from a very young age

  • @CamilaHaurea
    @CamilaHaurea Рік тому +46

    okay now do another but it’s only roman’s funniest lines and another one for tom and greg

  • @thenitsuj3
    @thenitsuj3 Рік тому +8

    2x10 had to be “if it is to be said, so it be.. so it is”

  • @CaptainColt42
    @CaptainColt42 Рік тому

    Great compilation. Thank you for putting that together

  • @JenLight
    @JenLight Рік тому +20

    Great video. I am saddened by the lack of "an attack child," but it's understandable since there are too many great lines in every episode.

  • @wifeunderthesea
    @wifeunderthesea 3 місяці тому

    this video was perfect. this was such a brilliantly acted and written show. absolute perfect casting.

  • @Saghorse1978
    @Saghorse1978 Рік тому +3

    "YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUNDS OF DALMATIANS, SOMEWHERE... HOWLING..."

  • @susanstone7343
    @susanstone7343 Рік тому +4

    Have to admit I love Roman and Shiv. Shiv's treatment of clients is wickid and Roman is hilarious.

  • @GuitarbenderS
    @GuitarbenderS Рік тому +2

    "I apologize if my bell summoned you".

  • @Saghorse1978
    @Saghorse1978 Рік тому +3

    "OH, LOOK, DAD BOUGHT A TOMB THAT'S LIKE HALF HITLER AND HALF LIBERACE..."

  • @dimitriantanov3150
    @dimitriantanov3150 12 днів тому

    Whoever made this is a huge Rowan fan.

  • @DisciplesOfGandalf
    @DisciplesOfGandalf Рік тому +24

    This was great.

  • @louisBrother1988
    @louisBrother1988 15 днів тому +1

    I love how almost all of them are lines from Roman

  • @thrbrandao
    @thrbrandao 11 місяців тому +7

    It’s not supposed to be a joke but I laughed so hard with the “IM THE ELDEST SON” line in S03E09

  • @beas.5629
    @beas.5629 7 місяців тому +1

    Hey, baby, how about this for the eulogy? "Lester touched all of us."

  • @polmon8462
    @polmon8462 Рік тому +6

    I feel like tom actually has all the funniest ines

  • @kennymumford503
    @kennymumford503 Рік тому +23

    Not the posters fault, because there are too many moments from each episode.
    Calamari Cockring

  • @anklemeiss
    @anklemeiss Рік тому +5

    the fact that most of them are roman say a lot about why he's my favorite

    • @nancyleedunn
      @nancyleedunn Рік тому +1

      Ugh. I have despised him since S1E1 when he taunted that poor kid with a million dollars. He is a sociopath, the most like his father in that. I never got past that.

  • @JosephSchneider26
    @JosephSchneider26 Місяць тому

    I am so happy the "Mein Kampf eastereggs" line is in this.

  • @dhrumil2090
    @dhrumil2090 7 місяців тому +1

    Kendall’s rap deserves to be on here

  • @MemoryUtilizer
    @MemoryUtilizer Рік тому +2

    When Tom is saying “news” it reminds me of Steve Carrell’s bloopers in Bruce Almighty. NEWS

  • @syuz559
    @syuz559 Рік тому +12

    someone’s a Romulus fan

  • @glitterghost
    @glitterghost Рік тому

    LOVE how most involve either Roman or Tom lmao

  • @user-dt9wm9cg5w
    @user-dt9wm9cg5w 9 місяців тому

    Классный канал, от подачи не устаёшь

  • @samlewis3555
    @samlewis3555 11 місяців тому +2

    ‘He is back like a pedo on parole’

  • @vivekpatel7902
    @vivekpatel7902 10 місяців тому +2

    Conner roy was interested in politics from a very young age

  • @sethcopeland4362
    @sethcopeland4362 3 місяці тому

    5:26
    "𝕐𝕪𝕖𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟" - Logan Roy

  • @zerere_
    @zerere_ Рік тому +5

    The hyena farm one

  • @ariellamejia9270
    @ariellamejia9270 Рік тому +1

    Tom and greg "we hear for you"

  • @emmanuelmondesir8677
    @emmanuelmondesir8677 4 дні тому

    FAMILY THERAPY
    TOC TOC TOC-TOC-TOC

  • @jayjude1944
    @jayjude1944 11 місяців тому

    “British surgeon snipped it off.. it’s dry”

  • @Highland_Moo
    @Highland_Moo 2 місяці тому

    I’m Scottish and I live up in the highlands and even I know that buying Hearts FC for someone who supports Hibs would be like the shittiest gift ever! His are from Edinburgh and Hearts are from the outlying areas of Edinburgh and they fucking loathe each other. That’s why that scene is so funny to me.

  • @jamesh2003
    @jamesh2003 8 місяців тому +1

    The worrying thing is there's probably so many football club owners like Roman. 😂