cousin greg being on a whole other level in succession s2

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024
  • he's more than a sprinkle!
    he's a criminal mastermind
    #succession #cousingreg

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  • @jeesuk
    @jeesuk 3 роки тому +8657

    Every small opening I see is a reminder that the attack child has mercifully allowed me to live another day.

    • @zikhona-4111
      @zikhona-4111 3 роки тому +61

      what kind of kids does Cousin Greg know?

    • @jeesuk
      @jeesuk 3 роки тому +152

      @@zikhona-4111 those who are highly trained in combat, armed, and able to fit through small openings.

    • @leoneljaramillo6710
      @leoneljaramillo6710 3 роки тому +2

      ......................

    • @sparkylikestrash3788
      @sparkylikestrash3788 3 роки тому +67

      ​@@zikhona-4111 I think he has trauma from his mascot days

    • @srldwg
      @srldwg 2 роки тому +3

      @@sparkylikestrash3788 😅🤣😂

  • @markusklein7222
    @markusklein7222 3 роки тому +11921

    Greg Princibles :
    1. Against Racism
    2. Dont lie.... if you are the news.

    • @issecret1
      @issecret1 3 роки тому +539

      Better than most people's

    • @bradjackson1691
      @bradjackson1691 3 роки тому +952

      Also, always ask politely before blackmailing someone.

    • @sonicextremities9570
      @sonicextremities9570 3 роки тому +59

      He may not have any principles but he sure does have princibles. (sorry)

    • @breezingby2611
      @breezingby2611 3 роки тому +17

      Simple but effective

    • @chippsymcstagger4571
      @chippsymcstagger4571 3 роки тому +47

      Don't forget that Nazis are the worst

  • @silvermeta2421
    @silvermeta2421 3 роки тому +9714

    I love how Greg fears everyone but Logan.

    • @silvermeta2421
      @silvermeta2421 3 роки тому +144

      Because Evan ik.

    • @georgedanilov8898
      @georgedanilov8898 3 роки тому +1125

      It’s hilarious, and Logan actually digs it )
      He likes Greg, he is a survivor too

    • @MilmorInc
      @MilmorInc 2 роки тому +818

      Right? I rewatched the pilot where Greg talked to Logan like a boss and he didn’t even realize how much respect it earned him. Love that moment
      Something only really noticeable upon second watch.

    • @pffilms2522
      @pffilms2522 2 роки тому +245

      He does fear logan, wtf are you talking about lol.

    • @kgizzle92
      @kgizzle92 2 роки тому +347

      Greg has a fire in him that his kids don’t…he’s not comfortable!

  • @ashleighdurant1770
    @ashleighdurant1770 3 роки тому +2783

    The greatest trick Gregg Egg ever pulled was convincing the world he was a harmless fool.

    • @bruceturnbull4219
      @bruceturnbull4219 2 роки тому +193

      he’s even convinced himself of that

    • @gothicxromantic
      @gothicxromantic 2 роки тому +105

      “Better a witty fool than a foolish wit”

    • @minister2965
      @minister2965 Рік тому +1

      And now hes on top

    • @etrip9134
      @etrip9134 Рік тому +41

      ​@@minister2965 He's at the bottom of the top

    • @KnucklesxReala911
      @KnucklesxReala911 Рік тому +31

      ​@@etrip9134that's like the best position you can have

  • @ianforsyth9075
    @ianforsyth9075 3 роки тому +5433

    “A person can definitely fit through there, a small person, an attack child”
    Bro I’m rolling

    • @snowchips9596
      @snowchips9596 3 роки тому +27

      I literally died laughing 🤣

    • @adamya8189
      @adamya8189 2 роки тому +4

      Attack child 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 роки тому +6

      @@snowchips9596 are you OK now though?

    • @christopherbanuelos4780
      @christopherbanuelos4780 2 роки тому +21

      When I first watched that episode I was literally crying of laughter....that excruciating yet also wonderful back pain of laughter. It was absolutely hilarious. "I mean they can waft gas in here".

    • @CocoForBird
      @CocoForBird Рік тому +2

      @@dielaughing73no, they died laughing.

  • @chickeneffect
    @chickeneffect 3 роки тому +3015

    3:42 "are you asking me if you can blackmail me" Tom has HEART EYES

    • @ellie5477
      @ellie5477 3 роки тому +167

      they should be cannon!!

    • @vkd8721
      @vkd8721 2 роки тому +84

      Well, I accept your blackmail

    • @rarafura1315
      @rarafura1315 2 роки тому +87

      FRRR HE'S PROUD PROUD

    • @800Ms-k6n
      @800Ms-k6n Рік тому +14

      At that point I was like "Jesus dudes, get married already" 😂😂

    • @MrEddie
      @MrEddie 3 місяці тому

      @@vkd8721I'm not blackmailing you-

  • @flowercat0
    @flowercat0 4 роки тому +6521

    I love this man so much
    "If it is to be said, so it be, so it is"

    • @jashnchahal7544
      @jashnchahal7544 3 роки тому +670

      ‘You can speak to us normally’ ‘thank you sir, so shall I’

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 роки тому +152

      Can't make a tomelet without cracking a few Gregs

    • @secret222
      @secret222 3 роки тому +180

      @@jashnchahal7544 he merely wishes to answer in the affirmative fashion

    • @crazymonkey1545
      @crazymonkey1545 3 роки тому +38

      Are you alright?

    • @franka1621
      @franka1621 2 роки тому +24

      @@crazymonkey1545 that line cracks me up every time 😂

  • @asanokatana
    @asanokatana 2 роки тому +1224

    Talking about how Nazis are the worst while literally using a human being as a piece of furniture is the perfect summary of this show and its brilliance.

  • @pursuitofvictories5
    @pursuitofvictories5 4 роки тому +2949

    cousin greg IS the Moment.

    • @nijohn12
      @nijohn12 3 роки тому +31

      "now come on now"
      lmfao

    • @DSY646
      @DSY646 3 роки тому +34

      “I have some leverage but I’m reluctant to use it”! 😂😇

    • @hammeringinmyhead2
      @hammeringinmyhead2 3 роки тому +9

      He’s more than a sprinkle 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @DianeCooperTW
      @DianeCooperTW 3 роки тому +5

      He's got a point, he's an icon, he's a legend and he is the moment.

    • @caraj5054
      @caraj5054 2 роки тому

      TRUEEEE

  • @PoochMan93
    @PoochMan93 3 роки тому +3396

    “The thing I need storage for most urgently of all, Stanley, is me”

    • @SpellingBeeC
      @SpellingBeeC Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @explodingplant2
      @explodingplant2 Рік тому +10

      I think of cousin Greg every time I see a realtor show

    • @dga52
      @dga52 Рік тому +4

      so great hahhahahahahah

  • @juiceboxgrl
    @juiceboxgrl 3 роки тому +8131

    I think its just funny how he's literally 6 foot 6, way taller than everyone on the show, yet he's literally a lanky child

    • @Stattasktics
      @Stattasktics 3 роки тому +57

      He is the Einstein of the crew

    • @icouldntreallythinkofaname2752
      @icouldntreallythinkofaname2752 3 роки тому +307

      He’s actually 6 foot 7

    • @prundonmcavoy7155
      @prundonmcavoy7155 3 роки тому +18

      Ahaha dude I had never put that together but that is such a good detail.

    • @shop-a-holic3194
      @shop-a-holic3194 3 роки тому +43

      I feel he will be the successor at the end. He has the full package..

    • @xtxpxhx
      @xtxpxhx 3 роки тому +10

      @@shop-a-holic3194 in that he's clueless as we are 🤔

  • @jaydaniels6172
    @jaydaniels6172 3 роки тому +4926

    I loved the worlds most polite blackmail, and how happy Tom was that it was happening.

    • @ZarilloKi
      @ZarilloKi 3 роки тому +338

      He was so proud 😂

    • @genuineparticle
      @genuineparticle 2 роки тому +48

      I'll never tell

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 роки тому +7

      @@genuineparticle but he did

    • @richardteuchler
      @richardteuchler 2 роки тому +19

      That's one of the funniest scenes I've seen in TV/movies 😆

    • @zazabroom
      @zazabroom Рік тому +15

      Greg recording Tom on his phone on the down low was hilarious 🤣

  • @luzclaritas.dealmeida4890
    @luzclaritas.dealmeida4890 3 роки тому +1417

    "so I shall" kills me every single time

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 роки тому +23

      How else does one answer in the affirmative?

  • @perspectivesmatter7440
    @perspectivesmatter7440 3 роки тому +4197

    "you cant make few tommllets without breaking some greggs" has to be the best quote of all time.
    Also "negotiate bit of Gregxit" LMAO

    • @calebdye2959
      @calebdye2959 3 роки тому +132

      Don’t forget Greg sprinkles

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 роки тому +88

      @@calebdye2959 all killer no filler that guy. Did he ever have a bad quote?

    • @elzbthcho
      @elzbthcho 3 роки тому +32

      Gregxit 😭

  • @Rgdarkchild
    @Rgdarkchild 3 роки тому +9020

    Greg is gonna somehow end up on top

    • @kevinkiarie9237
      @kevinkiarie9237 3 роки тому +280

      Season 3, he might be Kendall's executive assistant.

    • @meganspencer805
      @meganspencer805 3 роки тому +27

      kevin kiarie I am HERE for that. 🙌

    • @amazingabby25
      @amazingabby25 3 роки тому +176

      I hope his grandfather is proud of him for fucking over Logan. And he gets back in the will. Kendall and Gregggg

    • @milk_cow_blues
      @milk_cow_blues 3 роки тому +10

      amazingabby25 I don't think so. I mean, he vote against Kendall instead of supporting him to destroy Logan.

    • @Rgdarkchild
      @Rgdarkchild 3 роки тому +24

      @@milk_cow_blues huh no he didn't he gave Kendall the signed papers at the end

  • @faisaldai1794
    @faisaldai1794 3 роки тому +4192

    Tom and greg are the best duo i've ever seen

    • @tchombre1992
      @tchombre1992 3 роки тому +141

      They're relationship is seriously my favorite in the show lmao.

    • @weasle620
      @weasle620 3 роки тому +222

      You can’t make a tomlette with out breaking a few Greg’s!

    • @celine7811231
      @celine7811231 3 роки тому

      @@tchombre1992 I enjoy them tooo🤣🤣

    • @carlenrader6171
      @carlenrader6171 3 роки тому +22

      gay people

    • @vaskylark
      @vaskylark 3 роки тому +11

      @@carlenrader6171 They aren't gay. It's a business relationship. Greg works for Tom.

  • @cowboysonfilm
    @cowboysonfilm 3 роки тому +2385

    not pictured: greg trying to sing along to kendall's dundee rap (despite never having heard it before)

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 3 роки тому +153

      L TO THE OG

    • @uhm7293
      @uhm7293 3 роки тому +57

      @@peterumathum4903 DUDE BE THE OG

    • @everetthaddock1140
      @everetthaddock1140 3 роки тому +41

      @@uhm7293 AND HE PLAYIN

    • @philim9267
      @philim9267 2 роки тому +40

      @@everetthaddock1140 PLAYIN LIKE A PRO

    • @freesuckerMCR
      @freesuckerMCR 2 роки тому +72

      Nicholas Braun actually said in an interview that Jeremy Strong wanted Greg to join him on stage at one point cause he thought that Kendall probably would’ve run the lyrics by him before. They didn’t do it in the end but they did add the few shots of Greg cheering from the audience and trying to sing along, like he already knew Kendall was gonna do it.

  • @mrmagoozle
    @mrmagoozle 3 роки тому +1678

    You missed one of the best bits when Greg meets the mother of the Roy’s!
    “Hello your excellency”

  • @analunu
    @analunu 3 роки тому +1746

    HOW IS THIS SAFE??? IT’S JUST A ROOM!!!

  • @dustin_echoes
    @dustin_echoes 3 роки тому +1840

    The writing of this show is truly out of this world.

    • @Hhhhhrro
      @Hhhhhrro 3 роки тому

      Arthur Fleck heresy

    • @melodyal3357
      @melodyal3357 3 роки тому +1

      So agree!!!👍👏

    • @cicranelnaz
      @cicranelnaz 3 роки тому +24

      This is a once in a lifetime show

    • @oight
      @oight 3 роки тому +7

      i saw that the creator (he’s from the uk) was a writer on the thick of it for the first 2 seasons. it explains so much to me why i love the humour in this haha, it’s really similar but this is just a bit more serious in an american context.
      then omfg the dundee episode was mad to me as someone who went to uni in dundee. the fact that a big american show like this had an episode in DUNDEE,,, omg that whole episode was a pure overload on the senses man hahaha. even the little hibs/hearts purchase was so funny, i knew that was gonna happen. little jokes in the writing that shows they’ve put in the effort to have a wee nod to scottish things, it makes me happy that the writers must have asked brian cox for some input on that episode 😆

    • @Samelala
      @Samelala 2 роки тому +2

      @@oight co created Peep show too, pretty much says it all

  • @ykwhattheysay.3176
    @ykwhattheysay.3176 2 роки тому +427

    The way he hugs people is so funny , it’s like he’s hugging children

    • @edaj1990
      @edaj1990 Рік тому +25

      Pretty much everyone is child size to him haha

  • @lumilad
    @lumilad 4 роки тому +1701

    His grandfather looks so fed up every time Greg opens his mouth. I love it.

    • @chimp4225
      @chimp4225 Рік тому +29

      Classic Tacitus

    • @sesaarinen
      @sesaarinen 7 місяців тому +3

      Yeah and I love it how Greggs knowledge to any historical references is like an absolute nil 😂

  • @musicman9023
    @musicman9023 2 роки тому +360

    "Male rape... rrrrrrr-ape of the male" always gets me, without fail!

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 8 місяців тому +2

      That line made me start watching 😂 that plus Roman’s Witt and the full circle to figure 8 Moe Lester joke

  • @sgtlamancha805
    @sgtlamancha805 3 роки тому +2361

    “Greg, you’re a criminal mastermind. What polyglot genius could ever hope to crack your impenetrable code.” The look that Matthew gives him after that...I just can’t 😵😆

    • @tyler547
      @tyler547 3 роки тому +116

      Tom carries the show for me

    • @lifotheparty6195
      @lifotheparty6195 3 роки тому +31

      Greg is already angry that he was put into that situation by Tom so it’s a literal situation of adding insult to injury.
      I hate Tom so goddamn much. I run into so many of these tiny kings on their tiny hills that I just struggle to empathize.

    • @loubloom777
      @loubloom777 3 роки тому +104

      "Shut up..."
      "Easy"

    • @erikzherrllo6960
      @erikzherrllo6960 3 роки тому +9

      @@tyler547 this two carry the whole show wow

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 роки тому +38

      BUT THEY ARE NOT, IN FACT, RECEIPTS!

  • @bchen0709
    @bchen0709 3 роки тому +1109

    “But they are NOT, IN FACT, receipts.”

    • @whcares
      @whcares  3 роки тому +107

      THE DELIVERY

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 3 роки тому +98

      I dont think tom has a single line in the show that isn't funny

    • @SomeGamer1111
      @SomeGamer1111 3 роки тому +43

      Greg, you’re a criminal mastermind

    • @fanboy5272
      @fanboy5272 3 роки тому +31

      @@peterumathum4903 "Thank you Logan. Thank you for the chicken".

    • @catneedham4913
      @catneedham4913 3 роки тому +9

      Hahahaha!! Tom Wambsgans (even the name kills me dead) is one of the funniest characters ever conceived and acted on any show. My favorite is after the Tomlette line and him saying it was just a joke with that nervous little self loathing laugh. Every scene is dripping with it. Except when his repressed anger is finally unleashed and he goes “fuck it” like when he ate Logan’s chicken 😂😂😂

  • @isoldewas
    @isoldewas 4 роки тому +834

    “The evidence does not wish to be destroyed”

  • @kman20
    @kman20 3 роки тому +757

    Breaking Bad was about the evolution of Walter White into Heisenberg. Succession is about the evolution of Greg the egg into the CEO of Waystar

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 3 роки тому +5

      Given the clusterfuck that theme park is, Gregg will meet the same end as Walt

  • @earthteacherbk
    @earthteacherbk 3 роки тому +582

    Never noticed Ken's reaction to Greg hugging him. Like it was unusual for him to receive genuine appreciation and gratitude from someone with a hug.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 роки тому +44

      Roman's reaction was even better

    • @dalayarichardson5977
      @dalayarichardson5977 2 роки тому +25

      I loved it too it reminds me of my and cousin and I he’s definitely my cousin Greg

    • @davidburros8619
      @davidburros8619 Рік тому +3

      Such a great moment for both of them….

  • @Chief24914
    @Chief24914 2 роки тому +284

    “THIS is the safe room”
    “How is it safe? It’s just a room!!!!!”
    This was actually a very accurate yet hilarious statement

  • @nidhihebbar7472
    @nidhihebbar7472 3 роки тому +259

    "i just want someone to touch my head" he is A CHILDDDDD

  • @yq2586
    @yq2586 3 роки тому +1349

    his breakdown in the bathroom is the funniest shit ever

    • @SorroVEVO
      @SorroVEVO 3 роки тому +78

      i think it was more of a rehearsal and an a detailed one too because he was even thinking about wind and even his pockets.

    • @miltonmontiel853
      @miltonmontiel853 3 роки тому +128

      He was testing the audio quality of the mic in order to record the conversation he had with Tom when they burned the evidence.

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 3 роки тому +9

      @@SorroVEVO he should've just used the hand-dryer for wind background

  • @sara_gozakam7593
    @sara_gozakam7593 3 роки тому +800

    5:18 are we really not going to talk about Greg calling himself “Pretty boy”? Because I think it’s beautiful

  • @jameslatin2939
    @jameslatin2939 3 роки тому +339

    "I'm more than a sprinkle."
    Greg, you're arguing in the wrong direction!

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT 3 роки тому +11

      That's my favorite part of that. You'd want to be a smaller "skull" in that situation.

  • @blaccnblu
    @blaccnblu 2 роки тому +667

    Remember when Greg told everyone he'd be going by GregORY from now on, and then it was never mentioned again.

    • @alsimanche
      @alsimanche 2 роки тому +7

      Can anyone explain how he's being called cousin and refer to logan roy as his uncle?? I mean if his grandfather ewan is the brother of logan, then doesn't it mean that logan is also his grandfather?, And kendall shiv and roman are his uncles and aunt??,like i don't get it, do i miss something

    • @atrainofthought99
      @atrainofthought99 2 роки тому +43

      @@alsimanche Logan is his great uncle, the brother to Greg’s grandfather.
      Which makes Kendall, Roman and Shiv - his second cousins.

    • @EatTheRich848
      @EatTheRich848 2 роки тому +32

      @@atrainofthought99 you left out Connor 💀

    • @Xyz-ht3rx
      @Xyz-ht3rx 2 роки тому +51

      @@EatTheRich848 He usually gets left out

    • @R.444-
      @R.444- Рік тому +28

      @@Xyz-ht3rx but it’s important to note he was interested in politics from a very young age

  • @burtmacklinfbi5988
    @burtmacklinfbi5988 3 роки тому +262

    I would like to put this character into a cup with some leaves and twigs and observe him

  • @alibellule
    @alibellule 4 роки тому +460

    “perhaps thriving in the sand” the way he has me dying all the time is almost unfair

  • @bridgetclooney3453
    @bridgetclooney3453 3 роки тому +253

    He’s so creative as an actor

  • @kiribundi
    @kiribundi 3 роки тому +703

    I call he inherits everything. It makes the most sense for his character arc

    • @chlorisae
      @chlorisae 3 роки тому +86

      definitely. or he’s going to be like the right hand man of whoever actually ends up on top

    • @jsghetler
      @jsghetler 2 роки тому +6

      Logan thinks everyone is a moron, including Greg. It won’t happen.

    • @daddydoza5164
      @daddydoza5164 2 роки тому +11

      @@jsghetler exactly that’s what no one seems to understand about Logan. The only person Logan has even remotely shown any respect for in the show is Matsson, which is why it makes so much sense for GoJo to run Waystar. In the end everyone’s so delusional with aspirations of greed & pride that they don’t understand how little respect Logan has for all of them.

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 2 роки тому

      It would be hilarious. I've thought that from the beginning

    • @Maxxximilian90
      @Maxxximilian90 Рік тому

      It didn’t.

  • @matthewfera2954
    @matthewfera2954 3 роки тому +188

    Somehow my favorite line in this still ends up being Tom's "Ooh, but they're not in fact receipts!" The delivery is soo good. All of Greg's stuff is great too of course.

  • @egglaplant
    @egglaplant 2 роки тому +153

    kills me when he looks at himself in the mirror and just says "rape of the male" wtf

  • @BatmanHQYT
    @BatmanHQYT 3 роки тому +143

    "God, Tacitus, just, he- all killer no filler with him." HAHAHAHAHA

  • @sophie-hu4nv
    @sophie-hu4nv 4 роки тому +750

    im obsessed with ewan. this family IS full of vipers so true king

    • @feyrol42
      @feyrol42 4 роки тому +97

      I thought I was the only one that loves Ewan. He gets a lot of hate, to me he’s hilarious.

    • @_JudgeDredd
      @_JudgeDredd 3 роки тому +39

      He’s old school. I find the older I get, the less bullshit I can tolerate. If I continue on this trajectory, I could definitely see myself getting to Ewan levels someday haha

    • @tyler547
      @tyler547 3 роки тому +64

      He still sits on atleast a billion. Ppl who thinks he’s a socialist are so off

    • @cethomas324
      @cethomas324 3 роки тому +1

      @@feyrol42 Three cheers for Uncle Sasquatch! Nope, you're definitely not the only Ewan fan.

    • @feyrol42
      @feyrol42 3 роки тому

      @@cethomas324 So happy I'm not alone!

  • @leena6900
    @leena6900 3 роки тому +85

    "A small person, an attack child"

  • @suburbanweekend
    @suburbanweekend 3 роки тому +194

    We have all been Greg. That is why we love him.

  • @agustorena
    @agustorena 3 роки тому +835

    4:22 Greg spelled secret with a C and then tried to make it look like an S. The level of detail of this show is mind blowing

    • @user-xh4br5do2w
      @user-xh4br5do2w 3 роки тому +189

      maybe he wanted to write "confidential" but changed his mind ? It would fit his character better I guess haha

    • @keithiso8903
      @keithiso8903 3 роки тому +64

      Lmao reminds me of when my coworker asked me to go in the back to find the box of pamphlets he made the day before... he wrote “panflits” on it😂

    • @lessthanthreemetal
      @lessthanthreemetal Рік тому +2

      ​@@keithiso8903panflits lmao

    • @jamesrosewell9081
      @jamesrosewell9081 Рік тому

      Lmao holy shit that's amazing

  • @onlythelonely93
    @onlythelonely93 4 роки тому +563

    But on other news kendall being dead behind the eyes when anyone(except maybe stewy)hugs him is something we should address.

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 роки тому +26

      When he hugged shiv he wasn't

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 3 роки тому +95

      "cant even hug your own daughter yeah i saw that you freak"

  • @greenflowerstreet
    @greenflowerstreet 3 роки тому +118

    “if it is to be said”
    “sorry?”
    “if it is to be said, so it be-so it is.”

  • @joeyjoejoe3011
    @joeyjoejoe3011 3 роки тому +217

    "benign fungus...great title for your memoirs" The man is a master at delivering sarcasm, in a more upbeat way as well. Earns every penny on this show

  • @helpconflict9851
    @helpconflict9851 3 роки тому +193

    In season 7, when roman has taken over the company by betraying Kendall, and Shiv helps get Connor impeached from the presidency, The family is meeting again. Cousin Greg is nowhere. Suddenly, the light flashes and an attack child stabs them all. and Tom realizes that Cousin Greg did it.

  • @theangrycowb0y
    @theangrycowb0y 3 роки тому +127

    The "fuck yeah" Greg leg kick (when he gets his apt) might be my favorite moment, of many, through the first two seasons.

  • @kittycattt93
    @kittycattt93 3 роки тому +153

    Greg always being flustered and never knowing whats going on, whilst also being done so much at points is us watching the show 😂😂😭💀

  • @geniehossain3738
    @geniehossain3738 2 роки тому +666

    Just saying that Tom had a more dramatic and emotional response to his underling possibly leaving him than he did when he found out his wife ON THEIR WEDDING DAY couldn’t be monogamous.

    • @merchantvagabond
      @merchantvagabond 2 роки тому +181

      I think his meltdown on Greg was what he truly felt with Shiv

    • @gudetamaenthusiast8315
      @gudetamaenthusiast8315 2 роки тому +114

      mainly because he fears shiv, but he thinks of greg as someone under him and thus he feels more comfortable to react to him as he really would and should

    • @O.G.H.
      @O.G.H. 2 роки тому +43

      @@gudetamaenthusiast8315 I don't think he fears her, I believe he desperately doesn't want to lose her but can't really do much about it, so he leaves it out on poor Greg

    • @jplace524
      @jplace524 2 роки тому +37

      Tom views Greg as the person he controls. He doesn't want to lose the one person in family he controls.

    • @pahvi3
      @pahvi3 2 роки тому +35

      Logan manipulates his children, Shiv manipulates Tom and Tom abuses poor Greg who's in the bottom of the food chain

  • @The0neWomanShow
    @The0neWomanShow 3 роки тому +86

    his entire congressional hearing was hilarious 'if it is to be said then so it is' and 'you can speak to us normally' 'yes sir, so I shall'

  • @hattorihonzo8340
    @hattorihonzo8340 2 роки тому +62

    “HOW IS IT SAFE?!? ITS JUST A ROOM”
    Bro that line had me rolling on the couch

  • @passiveagressive4983
    @passiveagressive4983 3 роки тому +160

    ‘You can’t make a Tomelette without cracking a few Greg’s’😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @megandunklin6147
    @megandunklin6147 3 роки тому +161

    It's hard to take Matthew seriously as Tom, when at one time he was the crush of my life because he was Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.

    • @lucapellari5985
      @lucapellari5985 3 роки тому +17

      Sim, mas continuo loucamente apaixonada por ele. Quem dera eu estivesse no lugar de Shiv, ia tratá-lo como um tesouro.

    • @wackybrattyx
      @wackybrattyx 2 роки тому

      @@lucapellari5985 What language is this?

    • @goncalocaldeira6536
      @goncalocaldeira6536 2 роки тому +1

      @@wackybrattyx Portuguese

  • @Jay.Cartwright
    @Jay.Cartwright 2 роки тому +48

    the delivery of "ooh but they are not IN FACT receipts" absolutely finished me, such a good performance

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby 2 роки тому +85

    "Would you like that? Pretty boy like you" I was dying laughing at that

  • @Arunabh5feb1996
    @Arunabh5feb1996 3 роки тому +342

    An attack child is the worst kind of child

  • @slashdisco
    @slashdisco 3 роки тому +3169

    I totally get the Cousin Greg fandom but I still admire Kendall most: despite occasional ingrained moments of douchery, he's ultimately a fragile and vulnerable soul, and an instinctively kind and sympathetic person. Jeremy Strong acts the SHIT out of him.

    • @tak3aw4y6
      @tak3aw4y6 3 роки тому +140

      He did essentially kill a guy

    • @slashdisco
      @slashdisco 3 роки тому +337

      @@tak3aw4y6 He really didn't. He dove twice into the lake to find the guy; he tried. Yes, he was driving; but they were both high on ketamine. The waiter accepted some degree of risk.
      It's a terrible situation but it's not fair to say Kendall killed him. This, by the way, is based on the very real Chappaquiddick incident involving Ted Kennedy. Senator Kennedy died in 2009 a hero; like Kendall, he was a good man who was involved in an unfortunate accident in which he made some bad choices.

    • @calebdye2959
      @calebdye2959 3 роки тому +167

      @@slashdisco also the dude is the one who took the wheel and swung it off the road. When there’s a deer in the road, you hit that shit head on to avoid a worse crash

    • @SH-op9hc
      @SH-op9hc 3 роки тому +144

      @@slashdisco why are people defending Kendall so hardly I’m so confused... you can say he’s an interesting and nuanced character without stanning him. He was in fact reckless and tried to escape taking responsibility for a boys death

    • @Wesley-kk2ir
      @Wesley-kk2ir 3 роки тому +21

      @@SH-op9hc the kid caused the crash

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 4 роки тому +409

    this man means literally everything to me

  • @ffs6969f4u
    @ffs6969f4u Рік тому +34

    Seeing Greg gregging for almost 9 minutes is exactly what my day needed. Thank you.

  • @InjuriousPersonalities
    @InjuriousPersonalities 2 роки тому +81

    “My sand mites are being attacked by midges.. ?” LMFAO.. the upspeak when Greg delivers this line actually makes it even more hilarious

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 роки тому +5

      You'll have to speak to the sand supplier like everyone else

  • @steffnic13
    @steffnic13 3 роки тому +356

    The fact that Tom ended up in a closet instead of the actual Panic Room with the family. 😂😭

    • @ohduana6746
      @ohduana6746 2 роки тому +40

      And Shiv just brushed him off on the phone, then HUNG UP when he asked her where the real panic room was 😭😭😭

  • @darymarkova
    @darymarkova 3 роки тому +803

    Cousin Greg and Kendall are gonna rule the whole damn empire by the end of this show, mark my words 🙌

  • @lasierramorena5505
    @lasierramorena5505 3 роки тому +85

    i’ve never watched this show but now i will for cousin greg

    • @stanyon
      @stanyon 3 роки тому +2

      @@lizziemarie8191 agree, ep 6 was my hook point. Now my favourite show on tv

  • @oof-rr5nf
    @oof-rr5nf 4 роки тому +455

    GO CLASS TRAITOR GOOO 🗣️😘

  • @Moralesdes17
    @Moralesdes17 Рік тому +24

    “How I look and how I get up and everything is off the record” so funny he killed this role! 😂

  • @seanam5729
    @seanam5729 3 роки тому +293

    tom and greg stand wayyyy too close all the time

    • @whcares
      @whcares  3 роки тому +86

      they be scheming

    • @carlenrader6171
      @carlenrader6171 3 роки тому +11

      gay af

    • @lucapellari5985
      @lucapellari5985 3 роки тому +5

      Eu amo Matthew loucamente e confesso que fico com ciúmes.

    • @sara_gozakam7593
      @sara_gozakam7593 3 роки тому +20

      I need them to be canon

    • @Bk2229
      @Bk2229 2 роки тому

      @@lucapellari5985 ?? é sério ou zoeira kkkkkkk

  • @leojbramble
    @leojbramble 3 роки тому +71

    I love the pink lacoste he's wearing on the yacht; as if he found his mother's weathered old copy of The Preppy Handbook to try to figure out what the privileged class of NYC chooses for casual wear.

    • @NovemXI
      @NovemXI 2 роки тому +5

      He rocks the look though

  • @iR3vil4te
    @iR3vil4te 2 роки тому +33

    ‘Fuck man I just turned down a quarter of a billion, and now I’m going to jail forever, because of this fucking guy!’ is the most underrated line in this video 🤣🤣

  • @FabalociousDee
    @FabalociousDee 2 роки тому +2104

    The joke of this show is, everyone else speaks nonsense with rakish confidence, and Greg speaks common sense cautiously. Everyone thinks he's a fool, including himself, yet he's usually the smartest guy in the room.

    • @keysersoze5032
      @keysersoze5032 2 роки тому +387

      No he isn’t lmao. He’s never the smartest person in the room, most ppl just don’t speak their true opinions in this show- Greg does.

    • @ecurb10
      @ecurb10 2 роки тому +159

      I know what you mean, but....nah, he's definitely NOT the smartest in the room!

    • @samanthadilillo3585
      @samanthadilillo3585 2 роки тому +153

      He’s not necessarily the smartest but his lack of confidence makes him unassuming enough that he gets away with a lot more than other people in terms of being sneaky for his ambitions.

    • @kara7145
      @kara7145 Рік тому +27

      @@samanthadilillo3585i second this. you don’t have to be smart to be a successful capitalist, you need connections and the balls to use others for your own gain. greg has all of that AND the upside of not being his own worst enemy like the roys are to themselves

    • @GoAsCloseAsYouCan
      @GoAsCloseAsYouCan Рік тому

      Disgusting Brotherssss

  • @Keplerb-od1lr
    @Keplerb-od1lr 2 роки тому +54

    Greg: “a benign fungus”
    Tom: “great title for your memoire”

  • @SomeGamer1111
    @SomeGamer1111 4 роки тому +91

    Lower jacket pocket. This is inside pocket. This is inside pocket. This is inside pocket.

    • @lumilad
      @lumilad 4 роки тому +16

      Male rape. Rape of a male.

    • @SomeGamer1111
      @SomeGamer1111 3 роки тому +15

      @@lumilad would you like that? Pretty boy like you. Would you like it? Oh yeah you might even like that

  • @Black_pearl_adrift
    @Black_pearl_adrift 2 роки тому +18

    “Fuck off everyone is against racism” 😭oh my GOD this show pumps out one liners like they’re the cure to cancer

  • @rachelhutchins8758
    @rachelhutchins8758 4 роки тому +102

    "I just wanted someone to touch my head"

  • @diyanchuburov6772
    @diyanchuburov6772 3 роки тому +33

    The "attack child" moment brought me to tears!

  • @kevinkiarie9237
    @kevinkiarie9237 3 роки тому +83

    Cousin Greg will get to the top in two ways. Either by, being executive assistant to Kendall if he becomes CEO then maneuvering to a better position OR Grandpa Ewan dies and leaves him voting board shares with which he maneuvers to chairman. Can't wait, season 3 babbyyy!!!

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT 3 роки тому +6

      This is the first realistic prediction I've seen of Greg's ascent. The whole "he's gonna run the company" thing annoys the fuck out of me, people should know by now it's not that kind of show.

  • @sashapatsel7170
    @sashapatsel7170 3 роки тому +47

    "An attack child" hahahhahah I can't breathe lmaoooo

  • @fluff975
    @fluff975 3 роки тому +61

    then he tries to turn it on Roman "you, you're widely known.... as.... a-a horrible person..." YOU CUT IT OFF AT LITERALLY THE BEST FUCKING PART

  • @ViniciusSC10
    @ViniciusSC10 3 роки тому +32

    Negotiate the Gregxit just kills me every time.

  • @Mars8611_
    @Mars8611_ 3 роки тому +46

    This video is supposedly about our beloved greg but really this is just a showcase of how Tom is the best character on the show.

  • @v8moves29
    @v8moves29 3 роки тому +37

    "Are you asking me if you can blackmail me?" had me deadddd

  • @AllySitty
    @AllySitty 3 роки тому +69

    Grexit 😂😂 wouldn’t mind this dragging out longer than the actual brexit

  • @Septix
    @Septix 3 роки тому +36

    I lose it every time at "So I shall"

  • @papl20
    @papl20 2 роки тому +23

    What I love about Tom the most, is that he's the bravest of the whole show, but he does it in the most awkward, nervous way possible. Honest to God, I aspire to be like that

  • @manuterrors
    @manuterrors 3 роки тому +41

    i cant believe this ends on "im more than a sprinkle" ahahahaha gregco is end game

  • @lnhart7157
    @lnhart7157 3 роки тому +137

    Tacitus, just all killer no filler with him. Did he ever have a bad quote?

  • @ZrankFappaH
    @ZrankFappaH Рік тому +5

    “Negotiate a bit of a Grexit” absolutely destroyed me on my first watch. Why is Greg so goddamn funny 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @bogi18
    @bogi18 2 роки тому +17

    Every Greg and Tom scene feels like a little bit of Peep Show seeping into Succession

  • @aaagee7335
    @aaagee7335 Рік тому +9

    “Silence is golden, but like, how golden…”
    Blackmail 101 😂

  • @EughhBrothereughh
    @EughhBrothereughh 2 роки тому +20

    I wish I could sue someone in an affectionate way

  • @husamdogan1899
    @husamdogan1899 2 роки тому +12

    “That Tacitus all killer no filler huh” LOL 😂😂😂

  • @SaberRexZealot
    @SaberRexZealot 2 роки тому +21

    It’s funny how Tom is like 6’3 but he’s dwarfed by this manchild.

  • @charlie5115
    @charlie5115 3 роки тому +91

    He’s gonna end up running the whole company somehow; he’s the Peggy Olson of the show.

    • @Salma-jk4nr
      @Salma-jk4nr 3 роки тому +6

      Omg wow this spoiled mad men for me😅

    • @NatureFreak1127
      @NatureFreak1127 2 роки тому +3

      Peggy Olson actually worked though.

    • @sn-up6rc
      @sn-up6rc 2 роки тому

      I mean Peggy was actually smart

    • @klina7645
      @klina7645 Рік тому

      Ok, now I want to see Greg confidently strutting down the hallway wearing sunglasses 🕶️😎 and smoking a cigarette 🚬 like Peggy did 😂.

  • @hungryhungryhippos370
    @hungryhungryhippos370 3 роки тому +81

    "Ahh Tacitus.. did he ever have a bad quote?"😂

  • @mossy642
    @mossy642 3 роки тому +45

    Greg is hungry, energetic, enthusiastic and cautious. The moment he becomes experienced, and stops being naive he will go straight to the top.

  • @KunjaBihariKrishna
    @KunjaBihariKrishna 3 роки тому +14

    I merely wish to answer in the affirmative fashion

  • @tilthewheelsfalloff3456
    @tilthewheelsfalloff3456 3 роки тому +40

    "I'm more than a sprinkle" I feel that

  • @the1whereIwatch
    @the1whereIwatch 3 роки тому +18

    the way he says “uh okay” to roman explaining what greg sprinkles are lmao the dialogue is amazing, but the actors nail the delivery