Chinese Cleaver Valentine | HAIYAA #10

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  • @brittinie7917
    @brittinie7917 2 роки тому +92

    The knife thing could work...if a dude brings a knife and it cuts thru paper like butter, he takes care of his knives. If he takes care of his tools theoretically he should take care of his partner...see the knife thing isnt so weird to grown women lol

  • @livelikelavinia
    @livelikelavinia 2 роки тому +25

    lmao, love the podcast with the new producer.
    PS. ”food slaves” do exist, they're called housekeepers, they can do your grocery shopping, & all the cleaning up.
    If you're lucky some might even be able to cook good Asian food.

  • @HeyToccarra
    @HeyToccarra 2 роки тому +3

    I,too,didn't have a dishwasher growing up. My Mom's favorite saying was "I have three dishwashers: You, you and you!!!" LOL.

  • @whateverlove11
    @whateverlove11 2 роки тому +26

    As a Mexican, we don't really buy dishwashers either. I can confirm, at least from my personal experience, it's always seemed like an expensive and unnecessary device. We just wash dishes as fast as possible with our hands LOL

  • @Zilrom
    @Zilrom 2 роки тому +4

    🤣🤣🤣 this is soooo good!!! I agreed about the knife, is soooo convenient! Just needs to get used to. Good vibes for the upcoming tour 🧧🧧🧧

  • @aussieleanne17
    @aussieleanne17 2 роки тому +3

    Happy Valentines Day❤️💐
    Love your New Zealand Neice

  • @cheeseburgerlazers
    @cheeseburgerlazers 2 роки тому +3

    that knife sharpness test was cool af love me a sharp cleaver

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 2 роки тому +5

    Happy Belated Valentine’s Day to everyone! 👏🏽

  • @chayanikahazra1915
    @chayanikahazra1915 2 роки тому +3

    Fuhiyoooo that knife so smooth, Nigel!! ☺

  • @DerekZahn
    @DerekZahn 2 роки тому +3

    Just decided to check out the podcast and have been catching up. Early episodes were funny but felt kind of like improv standup.. Not bad, not bad. But the introduction of Matt was brilliant. Especially now where there is more banter.... Matt's a smart and funny guy in his own British way and gives Nigel a lot of material to bounce off of. Very cool stuff, loving it, please keep it up.

  • @dennislee--529
    @dennislee--529 2 роки тому +8

    Wow! That one cuts like a sword! Fuiyoh! :)
    (Watching from Manila, Philippines)

  • @StephPans
    @StephPans 2 роки тому +27

    Nigel: Already talking about Pedo-philia at three minutes in
    Me **channeling Evelyn**: "OMG NI-GELLLLLLLLL-AH" 🤣🤣

  • @gg_namjoon
    @gg_namjoon 2 роки тому +47

    As IF a single Nigel isn’t getting a pounding on the regs. That dude is fiiiiiine 🔥
    I also think Gemma (Matt’s wife) should be a guest one week. Would be hilarious to see them both squirm

    • @cius2112
      @cius2112 2 роки тому +1

      I dunno i think she might be all about it lol but i think Matt would implode.

    • @gg_namjoon
      @gg_namjoon 2 роки тому +2

      Omg Matt would SO implode bless him 😂

  • @snowpea10
    @snowpea10 2 роки тому +15

    Haiyaa. The guy is happily married. Don't give him (bad) advice !

  • @bodaciousbigmamared2192
    @bodaciousbigmamared2192 2 роки тому +6

    It’s great that Matt calls out Nigel on his geeky pick-up skills. 18:05 If a guy showed up with a log and an axe, I would think hot damn, the dude got skills! Check please, let’s go!

  • @BookNerd4Music
    @BookNerd4Music 2 роки тому

    lol--- immediately started this video and saw the Chinese knife... Kihyun from the kpop group Monsta X cooks all the time and bought himself a Chinese knife and takes it everywhere. All I could think about was when he showed us his knife on his cooking video because he was so proud of it.... soooo yes there are millions of women out there who would be attracted to a man who carries that knife. 🥰🥰

  • @MlleShade
    @MlleShade 2 роки тому +14

    I was really excited when you announced your new podcast after RTMY went on hiatus, but kind of dropped it after a few episodes because you talking alone and laughing at your own jokes gave me strong second hand embarassment (sorry haha). I discovered today that you've been joined in the later episodes by your producer! Honestly I enjoy the podcast so much more now, you're much more entertaining when you have someone to interact with and to riff off from. I missed your savage and unfiltered talk, also I absolutely love how you roast Matt and how uncomfortable you make him! Going back now to listen to all the episodes I missed, looking forward to have you back into my weekly routine, keep up the great work Nigel!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 2 роки тому +13

    Quote of the Day: “I’m a single guy. I’m vicariously living through you.”

  • @kvan3706
    @kvan3706 2 роки тому +22

    Me listening to 15:27 on Spotify.
    Nigel: Matt you wanna hold this
    Matt: It scares me
    Nigel: fking pussy, hold it. Yea Yea !!!😂😂😂

    • @AGULL
      @AGULL 2 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @laensdrah5718
      @laensdrah5718 2 роки тому +3

      Matt: "It's got a nice weight to it"
      Nigel: "Yes...Yeah"
      Way too hilarious when listen without looking 🤣

  • @whoam6680
    @whoam6680 2 роки тому

    I moved from India to HK, there was no issue with the voltage and other stuff. The volts were 240V, and everything was the same. The only appliances issue was that the plugs were different types.

  • @cjngeh
    @cjngeh 2 роки тому +3

    Time for me to get a Jaime Oliver mask. See you in Seattle Nigel!

  • @daloco7696
    @daloco7696 2 роки тому +5

    FUIYOOOO, that knife cutting is hot tho ngl

  • @eden.nd.
    @eden.nd. 2 роки тому +5

    Lmao I'm in a council flat and my neighbour has her mobility scooter in her living room cos it'd vanish if left outside!

  • @ozchinoise
    @ozchinoise 2 роки тому +1

    I think Matt should have his own podcast and have you as a guest!😛

  • @Eddyspeeder
    @Eddyspeeder 2 роки тому +6

    How I'd love to see a video in which Matt makes egg fried rice and Uncle Roger (not Nigel) is... observing.

  • @sagebrooks6907
    @sagebrooks6907 Рік тому

    Thought is more important than any thing

  • @islandmama
    @islandmama 2 місяці тому

    Dipytique diffuser?? Fancy. I love their candles.

  • @oceanchemgirl
    @oceanchemgirl 2 роки тому +2

    My husband bought me MSG because of you.

    • @nancylong8237
      @nancylong8237 Рік тому

      You do know it's been linked to cancer right?

  • @Ariber1
    @Ariber1 2 роки тому

    It's my favourite kitchen utensil!!!❤❤

  • @benjackson9715
    @benjackson9715 2 роки тому +1

    What an ending😂😂

  • @jrzgrl73
    @jrzgrl73 2 роки тому +3

    I don't care of you use a Groupon to afford something better that would be out of reach normally for your budget. But it better be something that you put thought into, and wouldn't be too out of my comfort zone!

  • @fredmdfk
    @fredmdfk 2 роки тому +2

    "We need to reintroduce some form of fair wage slavery." hahahaha

  • @drainzy6857
    @drainzy6857 2 роки тому +3

    I want to use the dishwasher physically
    but I can’t mentally

  • @chriscook509
    @chriscook509 2 роки тому +3

    Do not not have Shipt or Instacart in the UK??? That is "food slave" in the US.

  • @kingsley0403
    @kingsley0403 2 роки тому +2

    Haiyaaaa, Valentine’s Day again, so sad 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ranidee1315
    @ranidee1315 2 роки тому +1

    Oyooooo...I love that knife...

  • @-Strike
    @-Strike 2 роки тому +2

    There should be a Fuyiiooo with Uncle Roger

  • @lisang6066
    @lisang6066 2 роки тому +2

    I’m 36yo old Asian. Haven’t had a dishwasher in my life. My hands are peeling. To be fair there’s no room for a dishwasher. But if I had the room I would.

  • @XianMMD
    @XianMMD 2 роки тому

    7:35
    I'm polish and my mom yells at me when I'm washing dishes. Here cheaper way is dishwasher and hand washing is for people who got infinite time and never ending money. Idk why it's different from country to country.

  • @lolianz
    @lolianz Рік тому

    I bought my first chinese cleaver yesterday and you can tell it's authentic because it cost 20 bucks.

  • @Raining_Heavily
    @Raining_Heavily 2 роки тому +3

    I wish that Aunty Helen is single forever 🤣

  • @jennysaechao7006
    @jennysaechao7006 2 роки тому +1

    When your figurine is on groupon, I will then purchase one. 🤣😜. Jkjk

  • @ombeline_beline
    @ombeline_beline 2 роки тому

    Living in France, I was offered a chinese cleaver this year because I love chinese food (travelled there for a month, especially Sichuan) : I feel empowered when cooking for my family with it because it is so practical with my strong bamboo cutting board. Never thought about being hot and sexy using it but hey, adding to the fact that I don't have a dishwasher either, now I'll feel that way too, thanks Nigel for raising my self-esteem so easily, and yes you also look sexy and confident doing it 😂👍 ❣️Man, laughing is so free and good with you...

  • @Therealfreanix
    @Therealfreanix 2 роки тому +1

    Nigel bravest comedian currently, Screw you cancel culture! .........cancelled all over news in 3 2 1...... Dont ever stop you are great!

  • @victoria2110
    @victoria2110 2 роки тому

    fuiyoh nigel's haircut looks gr8

  • @goldentiramisu7935
    @goldentiramisu7935 2 роки тому +6

    getting slightly more inappropriate by the day, uncle roger is giving more influence this time

  • @TheOriginalFaxon
    @TheOriginalFaxon 10 місяців тому

    In case you see this Nigel, in the US we have something called section 8 housing, that's the US equivalent of a council flat here in most places. I actually got the joke immediately because the british are good at naming their things in that way, they got it from the Germans who do the same lol

  • @AchtungAffen
    @AchtungAffen 2 роки тому +3

    Can't you use gloves when washing dishes? And BTW, sauté with sesame oil? Doesn't that oil burn real quick?

  • @kimnganvu3584
    @kimnganvu3584 2 роки тому +1

    I wish some guy would text me on next Valentine ( * I'm crying *) 🤣🤣

  • @transez
    @transez 2 роки тому +2

    Unless the quality of the goods/service on Groupon is inferior, I think it's perfect that a date would use it for us. Definitely prefer a smart guy over a pretentious one.

  • @danielmeehan1509
    @danielmeehan1509 2 роки тому +2

    Cleaver is blunt, heard rip through the paper.😎

  • @oimoimedia
    @oimoimedia 2 роки тому +2

    The fact that Chili’s (apparently) exists in the UK both blew my mind and increased my pity toward Brits due to American encroachment.

  • @LeeZhiWei8219
    @LeeZhiWei8219 2 роки тому +1

    Nigel, watch a video from Technology Connection to use your dishwasher more effectively. Also haiya, you move to dark side now.

  • @neyxous
    @neyxous 2 роки тому +1

    Dude, a cleaver for sushi!!!! Say it ain't so!!!
    Why! HiayAAAA!

  • @danielligon9472
    @danielligon9472 2 роки тому

    Can you add a second show in Tokyo?? You podcast and videos are awesome!

  • @inbent
    @inbent 2 роки тому +2

    Haiyaaaa

  • @hildacrow5213
    @hildacrow5213 2 роки тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So good!!!!!!

  • @AndyMrSong
    @AndyMrSong Рік тому

    My wife and I dont' use dish washer too, but because we only have 2 ppl, and we use very few dishes/bows. It just doesn't worth

  • @bryanabbott6169
    @bryanabbott6169 2 роки тому

    Uncle Roger probably has a MSG diffuser candle.

  • @temporalpassage
    @temporalpassage 2 роки тому +3

    The reason one doesn't go around stabbing people with a carbon steel knife is because one would need to wipe dry the entire knife after every single stab, otherwise it would ru...

  • @idk_viet
    @idk_viet 2 роки тому +2

    I was alone the whole V.day QvQ

  • @marksayampanathan6517
    @marksayampanathan6517 2 роки тому

    If I have enough money to pay full price for a Proton Saga or use the same money to get a great deal on a fully loaded Audi A6, which should I buy for her?

  • @pearnpt
    @pearnpt 2 роки тому

    free range slaves bit got me laugh harder than I should have lol

  • @dyor2086
    @dyor2086 2 роки тому

    陳枝記 got best wok on earth m8 but that QR code I was like wtf m8

  • @jasons9m
    @jasons9m 2 роки тому

    Hi Nigel, which meal kit do you use? what be great to know, thanks !

  • @ligerzero8685
    @ligerzero8685 2 роки тому +1

    In the us dexter make the best Chinese knife for professional chef

  • @silvia481
    @silvia481 2 роки тому +1

    Hi Nigel, in Italy is bad luck to gift somebody a knife, you have to give back a bit of money..

  • @killerbee2325
    @killerbee2325 2 роки тому +2

    Food slave🤣🤣 you need a personal grocer

  • @jtucker310
    @jtucker310 2 роки тому

    Boos boards are awesome

  • @P.Whitestrake
    @P.Whitestrake 2 роки тому +4

    Happy Consumerism Love Day, everyone!
    I hope the extra amount of money you've spent was worth it.

  • @otac6485
    @otac6485 2 роки тому +1

    for me this uploaded on 16th lol

  • @middu4228
    @middu4228 2 роки тому +1

    What the name of the movie, lolicon?

  • @Anna-ed4ee
    @Anna-ed4ee 2 роки тому

    Once you go west, you can’t go east 😂😂😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 2 роки тому +4

    Not Nephew Nigel manifesting being cancelled at some point. Also, Queerness has nothing to do with being groomed although there are cases of grooming.

    • @notaburneraccount
      @notaburneraccount 2 роки тому +1

      yeah that was very disappointing and ignorant to me as a queer person. my dad molested me when I was a kid and that kind of trauma stays with you :/ they need help and support, don't excuse their actions.

  • @keertanasmurthy4207
    @keertanasmurthy4207 2 роки тому

    Wait isn't that what maids do? Like the whole concept of food slave Nigel is talking about already exists in India😅. Like it's not slavery though, the maids are given good pay and holidays and sometimes even bonus. They do grocery shopping also for you and cooking or cleaning also.

  • @balatroaprilis7265
    @balatroaprilis7265 2 роки тому

    Instead of "slave" use "thrall", e. g. "food thrall". And, you can pay them in quatloos.

  • @NightKing9876
    @NightKing9876 2 роки тому

    Youtooz Figurine is sold out already 😢😭😭

  • @Michaelcham93
    @Michaelcham93 2 роки тому +2

    Coupon or grouppon
    I never heard grouppon before

    • @PassionPno
      @PassionPno 2 роки тому

      Groupon.

    • @m.theresa1385
      @m.theresa1385 2 роки тому +3

      Groupon is a coupon service. Sign up and they e-mail you coupons for all sorts of things, plus more on their site.

  • @ddidoul42
    @ddidoul42 2 роки тому

    hire me as food slave

  • @jeanniechia8937
    @jeanniechia8937 2 роки тому

    hello... GroupOn is dead now...isn't it? They are Fave now...at least in Malaysia!

  • @tryalbyfun4744
    @tryalbyfun4744 2 роки тому

    Haiyaa liquorice pizza more Jamie Oliver cooking!!

  • @Afif.Iskandar
    @Afif.Iskandar 2 роки тому +1

    Fuiyoo

  • @AmirhoseinHerandy
    @AmirhoseinHerandy 2 роки тому

    You guys don't have instacart or whoel foods over there?

  • @CHSidChou
    @CHSidChou 2 роки тому

    they have that services, just for posh house parties

  • @EoFOOD
    @EoFOOD 2 роки тому

    fairwage slaves and fear traid slave are the best i have heard inn a vile

  • @curseofthegreat
    @curseofthegreat 2 роки тому

    Learn to hand sharpen your knives using whetstones, you will thank me later. I can personally vouch for knives made by Shigeki Tanaka, Yu Kurosaki, Nigara, Sukenari, Kei Kobayashi, Shibata Takayuki, and have heard excellent things about Takeda, Fujiwara and Hinoura.

  • @bislong365
    @bislong365 2 роки тому

    Matt loves Indian food??? 😅😅 🤩

  • @kakies327
    @kakies327 2 роки тому

    Can I bring some nice Japanese knife and whiskey when I see you in japan ? 😂

  • @nolaquev
    @nolaquev 2 роки тому +2

    I love how the content is so inappropriate ❤️❤️

  • @robertojames7904
    @robertojames7904 Рік тому

    Like you, I appreciate nice knives. But truth-be-told, a nice knife is much like a Porsche or a Rolex. The "nice" factor is real and it's fun, but in reality the job can be done at a much lower price. In fact, no matter how much you pay for a knife, it will be dull sooner or later. The absolute best thing you can do for your knife collection, be it expensive or not, is to buy a guided knife sharpening system. Something like the KME Precision Knife Sharpener System is great, but a much cheaper knock off is nearly as good if you use a set of moderately priced diamond stones.
    Using an ordinary set of water stones requires a great deal of skill to produce a good edge because holding a precise angle by hand is a skill not easily acquired. But a guided sharpener allows anyone to produce a fine edge. It's nearly fool proof and although it takes a little bit of time, the results are so good you will find yourself sharpening your knives more frequently because using a razor sharp knife is such a pleasure. A cheap sharp knife is better than an expensive dull knife. A really nice high-end knife that you keep sharp all the time is, of course, a real pleasure in both form and function.

  • @Choxia
    @Choxia 2 роки тому

    New to this podcast, but don’t understand Matt’s role, doesn’t add to the convo he’s just shocked all the time lol

  • @fatinkiddo
    @fatinkiddo Рік тому

    Qr code to see menu is annoying for me. My phone isn't that sophisticated. I prefer to see book menus.

  • @lightning_steel7362
    @lightning_steel7362 2 роки тому

    man forgot bout maids so basically maids with extra steps

  • @jrzgrl73
    @jrzgrl73 2 роки тому +2

    Here in the US, we have an app called Instacart. There are different shops to choose from and you make your selections and someone shops and delivers to you!

    • @samhobbs9116
      @samhobbs9116 2 роки тому

      So fucking lazy.

    • @PassionPno
      @PassionPno 2 роки тому +1

      We have this kind of service in Asia for a decade already.

    • @beruangsinar1033
      @beruangsinar1033 2 роки тому +1

      Here in normal people country, we have our local grocery number & send them a WhatsApp, later they send us what we ordered.

    • @samhobbs9116
      @samhobbs9116 2 роки тому

      @@beruangsinar1033 This one is actually a good idea for small local business' and communities. Not for the mass corpos though.

    • @jrzgrl73
      @jrzgrl73 2 роки тому +1

      @@samhobbs9116 I didn't say I used it. Lol

  • @prathibangtan0746
    @prathibangtan0746 2 роки тому +1

    yolo

  • @Bernardo-f4e
    @Bernardo-f4e 5 місяців тому

    Nick Giovanni?

  • @mirandaandrews2872
    @mirandaandrews2872 2 роки тому +1

    Noo not Jamie Oliver 😡good call from the Philippine woman.❤

  • @blimey1107
    @blimey1107 2 роки тому +1

    Poor Matt! 'Love is above paedophilia'--oh yeah! For single people like me love is weird and dangerous haha. Just the degree of dangerousness changes :D

  • @liquicrum
    @liquicrum 2 роки тому

    paper gouges knives, never do that

  • @bloxystudios7156
    @bloxystudios7156 2 роки тому +1

    fuiyohhhh