No More Jockeys: Live - Game 1 [19.02.21] (with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson)
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- Опубліковано 29 кві 2021
- This is an edited version of a game originally streamed live. No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
✔ HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a category they fall under. That person and category are then eliminated, and subsequent people must not fall under that category. As more categories are added it gets harder, and eventually impossible, to name anyone new.
★ TWITTER
/ alexhorne
/ timkeyperson
/ watsoncomedian
★ MERCHANDISE
teespring.com/stores/nomorejo...
♫ MUSIC
Suite bergamasque (L. 75) (Debussy)
► VIDEO
Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
♥ THANKS
Josh Barker, Billie Hakansson + Triple Cee Pee
#AlexHorne #TimKey #MarkWatson - Комедії
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🦄 Join us for some hi-octane, balls-out action that is the final live game on Thursday 6 May.
🎟 link.dice.fm/ybLiobM6Lfb
I can only hope that “balls-out action” doesn’t require photo proof found within 90 seconds?
I hope I don't have to worry about balls-out action while sitting here BTL in the jockstrap.
I hope it isn't too high octane I have medical issues
Yes Please!!! ^_^
7:46 Before today, if you'd asked me if it's possible to laugh the Pac-Man death sound effect, I would have said no.
Omg, I do not mind that one bit
Absolutely incredible
Big If
Holy shit! 😂
Wow that is uncanny
I’m glad this one has Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson
and not James Acaster
@@stephenmacphail8284 I mean, I'm totally not opposed to an Acaster guest appearance
@@Thorpefan Yo tampoco. He tried to invite himself during the Horne Section Podcast
@@stephenmacphail8284 Haha, I remember that, waiting for a No More Jockeys meets Clumpstump collaboration
@@Thorpefan Acaster or Wozniak
i have no idea why and i don't say this lightly but i've been laughing so hard at Watto also shouting "TREAT"
Laughed SO hard. So. Hard. 😂
Daria would never have laughed at that.
Easily pleased
Genuinely impressive that you managed to edit a 3hr show into 30 minutes. Haiminh truly is a solid gold legend
We are sesspit [sic] gremlins and we do not deserve Haiminh.
I have no idea what's going on here..
So I suppose this is sort of a trailer for a full show?
No more solid gold legends
@@OhMyGodGiveMeANamethey played this game live and the live was 3 hours but the editor made it a 30 minute video
There is nothing funnier to me than Tim Key almost playing *Alex Horne* (less than 3 clicks on a Wikipedia page, zero clicks as it were) and being saved only by an ice dancing performance.
But Horne HASN'T been photographed in skates
Key was messing up by counting subheaders on the wikipedia articles as hyperlinks. He could've just done:
Joan Bakewell -> BBC Radio 4 -> List of BBC Radio 4 Programmes -> Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better
but since you might argue that doesn't count:
Joan Bakewell -> University of Cambridge -> List of University of Cambridge People -> Mark Watson
Also Joan Bakewell -> Stephen Mangan -> 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown -> Tim Key. There were a lot of ways to do it. Neil Kinnock also worked because he linked to Have I got news for you.
Also Joan_Bakewell > University_of_Cambridge > List_of_University_of_Cambridge_people > Mark_Watson
@@rahulricky6000 I already posted that one lol
@@midleton92 yeah you can have Frank Muir -> Call My Bluff -> Tim Key
And for those playing with "No Lists Allowed", BBC Radio 4 to Mark Watson via:
- Ed Reardon's Week
- The Museum of Curiosity
- The Unbelievable Truth
That look between Hancock and Watson at 11.25 is so freaking adorable!
All the love in the world to the man, but Horne looks like he works a booth at an evil carnival and/or buys children using cursed gold.
😭
Alex Horne having a quick game of no more jockeys before he goes out on the town for some moloko plus and a bit of ultraviolence with his droogs
Best comment.
As much as the BTLs love Key he can't be relied upon to do the work.
“There may not be anyone still watching” says Watto towards the end - this was nearly 1am and we still had nearly 600 viewers
I reckon "Pull it right down till the rim breaks off" is a hit in waiting
There are 22 different ways you can get from Joan Bakewell to Mark Watson in 3 clicks, according to a website I am not advertising but which will do this for you (I think my comment got deleted for linking? It's just a webtoy I found).
Also: 39 ways to get to Tim Key, 30 ways to get to Alex Horne. That's 91 ways for that challenge to succeed... and yet.
Horne definitely had the right idea, though. BBC Radio 4 would have done it.
Joan Bakewell has a link to Frank Skinner, who has Horne on his Wikipedia page. I've done the work.
'Pull it right down till the rim breaks of' is an all time great NMJ moment when you think about it
People from Leicester here - saddened that I’ve only just gotten into this game, but still having an amazing time with it! Thank you (after the fact) for making so many people’s lockdown’s bearable!
Horne. You either wash before bed or just after - the difference is that with the latter you submit your bed to the whole day's worth of filth.
When you think about it, this is just lovely
Johnny Clocks is the man who rocks, now pull it right down till the rim breaks off!
I think Key (God love him) for all of his inability to play this game (and I mean this with the greatest respect), comes up with (and I don't wish to overuse the brackets button on my keyboard) comes up with the best categories.
you're right (or wrong)
My respect for the people editing this is absolutely through the roof.
His name is Haiminh Le and he's a solid gold legend
Keep going little bird, you can do it.
I noticed that... do you know if it's a reference to something?
@@pablopicasso9989 Aww, how sweet ^_^ Thanks Pablo :)
@@barbaricviking Oh no, Pablo's answer is gone 😕
D'you remember what it was?
I can’t believe it, these guys are my boys
I love any sport where the phrase "are we allowed Andy Zaltzman?" is a perfectly normal question
Is nobody going to mention Key's lovely smooth face?
I've never seen a man with such a hairy beard be so smooth. As a hairy beard man, I'm jealous.
Poor lad had to bring it up himself during the live show.
You could say it takes 10 years off him
From Australia and I did enjoy the Nick Riewoldt bit
Still standing with Horne on the controversy, might get a shirt saying "I stand with Horne" in black letters on black fabric, which would then, of course, be an all-black shirt
Weird watching this sober tbh. Other than sharp shoes and Serena Williams I remembered very little of the actual game and A LOT more nonsense... Really gives you a whole new appreciation for Haiminh's editing prowess.
Mark yelling "treats" out the window has me in tears 🤣
key’s new haircut is doing him a lot of favors
I don't mind it.
Teen Key
I totally would
I'm liking him beardless.
But does it get anything in return out of this arrangement?
Horne's got his red party trousers on.
Also, between the bowler and the smile sign, he's invoking Charlie Chaplin
The whole 'Alex being on the left' thing going on is messing with my brain.
"Big might"
Wow Key, that's fresh. You love to see it.
When you think about it, it's a really great development in the gameplay to see wiki races get brought into the categories.
Ya, except they clearly have no idea how to do them.
Wiki races is that cartoon show with Penelope Pitstop in it
@@babyisaacthomas1007He even specifically says "blue hyperlinks" and then counts dropdowns that don't change the page you are on!
Its amazing to realize how lucky we are to be able to listen to these 3 great comedians just having fun. I hope we can enjoy your shenanigans for many more years. Cheers from Switzerland!
Alex's hat makes me want to see him do Waiting for Godot! I'm just pondering how best to cast him, Mark, Tim, and Greg in it for the most gripping combination.
Giraffes don't have a jacket on, normally
The subchapters on Wikipedia are not hyperlinks! On a computer they don't need to be clicked at all, therefore the click count was completely wrong.
I’m from Leicester so thanks for allowing me to watch this.
When you think about it, no more series which are hard to watch silently in a public library at 9am. Over.
what a wonderful way for me to find out libraries are open again
Watson Jingles and the greatest ditties.
"Joan Bakewell" in Wikipedia (> Personal Life) had a direct link to "BBC Radio 4"!
Then you could get to "Mark Watson" from one of these:
- Ed Reardon's Week
- The Museum of Curiosity
- The Unbelievable Truth
You can also go to “List of BBC Radio 4 programmes” and find “Mark Watson Makes the World Substantially Better”.
The work was abysmal.
Frank Skinner is also linked to on Joan Bakewell's wiki, and Horne is mentioned on his page
Alex missing the gong made me laugh so much harder than it should have.
One of the great games.
Giraffe mask, unicorn mug. I guess all we need now is a triceratops cheeseboard.
Triceratops cheeseboard - boop boop
Haven't been this excited since it turned out Zag from Zig & Zag spoke fluent French.
Nick Riewoldt is the last name I was expecting to hear today
horne made the "hot words in name" category, then named two people with hot things in their name
Jane Austin - Austin, Texas
Charlie Bucket - Char
Lovely tribute to DMX at the end there. I don't mind it.
"Key to start" > "Key to play" just for giggles on the word play. #bringbackkeytostart
Key clearly has the Penelope Pitstop costume from Amazon.
Watto probably couldn't look less like Nick Riewaldt, when you think of it.
Is cleaves (Anne of Cleaves) not a homophone of a verb?
Wasn't the verb first name only?
@@robertwhitlow9628 It was, thanks for that. It gave me a reason to rewatch too.
When you think about it, Alanis Morrisette surely would have won the french version of a grammy or some award. Surely
or that Canada is on the continent of North America
@@Dave08071988 not a category. Key went out before it was implemented
I mean, Ella Fitzgerald definitely won a French award for excellence in arts.
I thought about that too, but none of the ones on the wikipedia page "List of awards and nominations received by Alanis Morissette" that she won are french, and she hasn't won any of the ones which are listed under "list of french music awards". Now she has been nominated for the MTV Europe Music award when it was hosted in Paris, but only won it a year later when it was hosted in London.
I had a ten minute long soul laugh at "a shoe so sharp that you'd have to concede it's a skate."
8:08
Someone's parent to kids who have had to navigate the choose-your-own-adventure-ending-to-my-sentence stage
I wonder if 10:37 is inspiration for that Taskmaster banter section where Horne does the same thing with his finger?
well when you think about it, his finger clicking in general is probably the thing that inspired the section on taskmaster and not the fact it's included on no more jockeys, if you really think about it.
A bake is well hot, I'd say
Especially if you bake it well... you beat me to it!
Jane Austin - Aus - As in Australia. It's hot there. Sometimes. Depending on the area and the time of year and also the weather conditions on the day.
I didn’t know Tim was 19. 😮
I think I'm going insane. "Charlie Bucket. No more under 25s" is immediately followed by "Grandpa Joe. No more fictional." No challenge....?
Is it just me or was Tim doing the work wrong for Horne’s “3 clicks” challenge? It sounded to me like he was only reading out the stems, rather than the hyperlinks…
Hang on, the last category was No More from the Americas, then Watto plays a Canadian?
Key was eliminated so the Americas category didn’t count
Could you count "char" as "hot stuff in their name?"
3 clicks from Joan Bakewell: BBC4, List Of bbc4 programs, Mark Watson makes the World Substantially better (2007)
Mark Watsons multi-syllabic rhymes. I don't mind them.
Wiki category confused by the whole 'clicks' thing. Call it 2 pages away and you are in the clear.
Small blemish on otherwise immaculate play.
Baby Key is back.
I do enjoy little baby boy Key but sexy beardy man Key is the Key for me, as 'twere.
Key in his hat has more than a smidgen of Pete Doherty about him
I thought I was really smart when I came up with the challenge for Jane Austen as Austin is a pretty hot place, but then I realised I was an idiot because it is spelled differently.
Although they spelled it wrong on screen!
@@tomsoya Haha I didn't notice that!
could you guys do another live show in the middle of the night so us muricans can watch
big might
Those weren't hyperlinks 🧐
Sesspit gems all-round!
Could they have had Horne out on CHARlie Bucket? Char - something hot?
And with the Wiki links. The actor from the most recent version was on the American Taskmaster
I got from Joan Bakewell to Tim Key in 3 clicks
1)Joan Bakewell to Stephen Mangan
2)Stephen Mangan to 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown
3)8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown to Tim Key
Boom
can someone link the episode they were tlaking about
The one at the beginning? I think it's Set 3 Game 5
Challenge: Grandpa Joe as Joe (coffee) is hot.
Oh that's good.
What a TREAT!
Didn't Key once lose that hat?
Maybe the pages have since updated, but Joan Bakewell > Frank Skinner > (Alex Horne/Tim Key/Mark Watson) is only 2 clicks!!!
(i.e achievable by Horne's middle finger in just over 10 mins)
By Watto's logic of 'It Must Always Be A Photo' as proof of someone wearing an item, rather than an illustrated or animated image, surely every Penelope Pitstop Job Gloves play is invalidated? Much to think about from BTL.
Great game, as per usual, but what I really want to know is why in all the adverts there’s some millionaire wanting to share their secret to success with me.
I’m suspicious of that.
Simple to solve... 'no more millionaires, sharing their secrets with me'....
You can thank me later ☺️
Bop bop
Unicorn Mug!
they could have challenged on Frost imo, because frostbite
Mark is such a handsome boy
Tipsy Tim
Pitstop in skates must have happened
not a photograph though
Did Key pinch the giraffe mask from the set of This Time with Alan Partridge? Wouldn’t put it past him
Was Charlie Bucket not played by Freddie Highmore, who appeared on the US Taskamster, presented by Alex Horne?
Yes, but takes three click to do it.
@@MisterAppleEsq And that's the category.
@@SteRDLK oh
Charlie Bucket has no wikipedia page.
Maybe there was an ice rink in the chocolate factory though.
Silly Alex Horne. A bath is for relaxation not for cleaning. You’re just sat marinating in your own filth of the day in a bath
Only just started watching and I'm already loving it, but Alex is in the wrong place and its completely throwing me off!
Canada is in North America
I was face palming SO HARD
An early missed challenge. You can buy a Jane Austen costume on Amazon
I would like to say I want to know what the >=3 pieces are, but in fact I need to know.
@@chriskaprys I tried to post a link but my comment was deleted, it has a dress, cropped jacket, bonnet and belt.
@@robertwhitlow9628 The austensible garb.
Quite Austentatious.
Clockwork Horne
For Charlie Bucket i would have challenged that Cha is hot, like a cup of cha
I've heard of Ocha and Chai, but not cha?
Also challenge on the costume if you count the golden ticket as one of the 3 pieces
HANDS Labyrinth
Is Cleves a verb from Anne of cleves....maybe not. Loved this game in any case.
They explicitly allowed homonyms so 'cleaves', as in something an axe does, is definitely a verb. Well spotted
I think the verb was specifically first name
Does Mark always have a big scrunch between his brows?
when Key said he baths at a quarter to nine my mind went "what is the time? it's a quarter to nine, time to have a bath" from dhmis
Come on you Irons