@@still9687 its called nuzzling and plenty of animals do it. your dogs and cats, cows, and even reptiles do this. its not kissing, they are just touching noses as a sign of affection
Bro kangaroos try to get a hold of you then when they do they spring up and rip down with ther back legs fully opening your chest so all your guts spill out😂 they are just as dangerous as a bear mate so don't try to "square up" as they'll just mess you right up
Most people's not from here don't understand that roos do not mess around when it comes to fights, they are wildlife, emphasis on the wild. This trick is simple enough however, it should work most of the time.a roo doesn't wanna kill ya but it will choke ya out.. not even kidding.. You straight either box em or do this.. Don't run, cause if they chase you are not escaping the stomp down that follows.. but luckily they aren't always aggressive and most times can be friendly like their wallaby counterparts. Basically, I'd rather fight 3 dingos than one kangaroo. Aside from the choke and the big kicks, those claws don't play either. They are a beautiful, majestic creature that deserves to be respected and they know it 😂 We may have our run ins with em and they make for good eating but we love our kangaroos and at the end of the day we would prefer to have our interactions end peacefully like this video. But sometimes they get our dogs and we can't have that can we 😂 Aahh to be an earth custodian A.K.A human. ❤
Saw 1 grab onto a guys dog he had to box it to get him back 😂 we make for better boxers if they kick you when ur not looking tho prob gonna send you into a lake seen them do it before 😂
Rip Legend Malcom Douglas. He’s right along side Steve Irwin, just stayed in the shadows a bit more. I love falling asleep to Malcom Douglas old adventures on UA-cam 🤝🫡 RIP big fella 🇦🇺🪃
He was just demonstrating how to stop a fight. He only said "calm down" for the viewers, so they know exactly what he's doing to calm him down. Otherwise he wouldn't have said anything and just lowered himself to calm him down.
Yeah but the video was edited. How would you know how long it really took him to do deescalate. The video does not play straight through without edits. You're not very observant
@@TripleBarrel06imagine if there was an animal that walked upright and just naturally held its hands up in fists all the time. That would probably freak us out too
@@MrAshyb87 yes ,i bet he was this guy...i remember a TV Show here in Germany...the guy walk trough the Bush without shoes ,catch funnel Web spiders in there holes with bare hands and in one Episode he explain to the audience that crocos only attack you when you splash the water surface ,when you slide slowly in the pond without splashes they dont Attac you...and the crazyst Part was ,he proof it live in TV! He swam trough a pond full of crocos and when he came out the oter side he threw a worden Stick in the pond and immediately the pond drives crazy i dont know how many crocos was in the pond...thats was the crazyst and bravest shit i ever see in my life.
@@android3405 There was another bloke who got the nickname "Barefoot Bushman" and he had a lot to do with crocs. I wouldn't be surprised if either of them did it. The crazy thing is, when people grow up on farms here or grow up in the bush, that's just normal type behaviour they pick up snakes swing them around to break there neck and that's lunch. The Indigenous people have that much knowledge of our land, they can go walkabout with literally nothing. They carry nothing and they can still find food and water and survive. Have a look at Barefoot Bushman below en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Bredl
People don't realize how dangerous those creatures are. You should never mess around like this with a full grown, male Australian. That kangaroo was in serious danger.
@sosa3559 poor Kevin the kangaroo, a young misunderstood testosterone filled buff ass beast ready to knock u out "on my momma Malcom no cap mate fuk round n find out bruv!"
Malcolm spent his entire life rescuing and rehabilitating wildlife. All at his own expense. His television program was incredible. Steve Irwin's dad Bob then started croc rehab and around the same time Mike and Mal Leyland- "Ask The Leyland Brothers" started their around Australia trips with their families! The Leyland kids were born on the road! Then obviously Steve Irwin took over from his dad and they created Australia Zoo. What was so incredibly sad, was that Malcolm died alone in a single vehicle accident by not wearing a seatbelt and noone paid any tributes to him!😞 The roo whisperer 😊 He was an amazing man! Then Alby Mangels on his boat and the treasures of Australian wildlife.❤💪🇦🇺 Thank you Malcolm 😢 Steve, Bob, Mike and Mal and Alby. ❤🇦🇺 Brilliant Aussie men! Only Bob, Alby and Mal are still alive. What a legacy ❤
Malcolm Douglass …. The “first” crocodile hunter, The first nature television shows on channel 2 back in the late 1960s through to the 70s,and then along came the “Leyland Brothers” Mike and Mal…..most of Malcolm Ds work was filmed in the bush in Western Australia A good man … A friend to the indigenous people,and also them to him. An Icon of my time and as a young fella grown up in the bush as well, I loved this simple yet knowledgeable man from the very first time I laid eyes upon him. ❤️🕊🫵🏻
This is literally the kind of stuff kids learn in grade 1 here in Australia because we can't even walk to the end of our streets without being attacked by kangaroos and koalas.
As an American who lives in the Midwest, Ive come to learn that my Australian brothers and I are not so different. We deal with kangaroos all the time! Except they walk on all 4s... And have antlers... And they only hop whenever they stupidly try to jump over a high fence
I had a roommate from Australia, a big construction worker dude... the first time he saw a squirrel he ran like hell...he said, in my country something that size will kill you!
When he said “he’s gonna use that “tile” to spring up….. I was like “how is a tile gonna help the kangaroo spring up? But then I realized this guy was talking Aussie
I met Sonnen once, in his house! I was a contractor working on his house in outer Beaverton, Oregon. Good guy, actually. Very nice guy. Genuinely nice. Gave me access to his fridge and snack pantry in his spare house. Twice.
Damn, didn't think it could get more Aussie than fighting a kangaroo. But then immediately chilling out and relaxing with your opponent post fight is a whole 'nother level.
Kangaroo be like the stereotypical drunk uncle, "You wanna fight! I'll knock your a** out!... I love you! I'm sorry, you know I love you! Give me a kiss!" 🤣
@@HE11AChronic pain gets me grumpy sometimes so when I slag off randomly i appreciate it when people are good natured. I also grew up rehabilitating kangaroos, in our overcrowded house so I don't like people pushing them around, or worse. Anyway, too much information, but thx. ☺️🙋
Much better than stingray man. The thing I find amazing is that here in Australia prior to Irwin's death most aussies thought he was a dingus (his show only aired on cable tv and wasn't very popular in aus). In the states his show was much much bigger and loved, then when he passed and america went into mourning for their aussie icon, people in aus back flipped and carried on like he was an Aussie hero.
@erics5572 We mourned for Steve the same way here in the UK. He was a legend to us as kids back in the day. We actually learnt a lot from him, and it was his excitement that pulled us in and made us want to watch more... What I was going to say prior to all that is, I don't think I've ever heard of Malcolm Douglas. Just by watching this short, he seems like an older, not necessarily wiser, but calmer version of Steve Irwin. And probably just as legendary to the people who knew of him.
Little does he know that kangaroo is tired of being picked on for entertainment. Old mate think thats the end of the conflict….. meanwhile kangaroo is biding his time, sharpening his favourite disembowelling claw
As an Australian who lives near the bush, i have kangaroos on my front lawn most mornings, and i tell you they can be very dangerous. I wont go outside if they're around, and you never hand feed them because if you run out of food and there's a few of them they'll attack you because they get upset you dont have any more food.
Malcolm Douglas I grew up watching your documentaries and still watch them over again. Thank you for all the amazing knowledge have given US RIP GOD BLESS
I love that Australia has Buff man shaped deer that square up to anyone looking for a kickboxing match. 😂 I guess they would be considered a fighting type pokemon lol
Is he the guy who ran over himself with his own landcruiser while opening a gate, without applying the handbrake?, Or am I thinking of someone else here?
@@bomberaustychunksbruv4119 He was doing the rounds checking gates, late dusk, jumping out of slow moving landcruiser and opened the door onto a tree, got pincered in door frame prob took a while to die. Aussie Legend
roos are simply territorial, when u stand up straight they take it as you're challenging them, generally the best way to avoid this is simply crouch down and cough (kangroos cough as a sign of submission)
"What are you doing, Malcolm? Who are ya even talkin' to, I-- Oi! Who ya pushin' around, Malcolm!? Don't come down givin' me attitude! I thought we was mates! Quit pushing me! Right, that's it; c'mere!"
Picks a fight with him and then tells him to calm down😂
I understand that, but did he really need to show himself making out with the damn thing?
Murica🎉😂😂
@@still9687 its called nuzzling and plenty of animals do it. your dogs and cats, cows, and even reptiles do this. its not kissing, they are just touching noses as a sign of affection
Sounds like the shit my ex would do😅
@@otisrush8110this is Australia, smooth brain.
Kangaroo got that drunk uncle stance 😂😂😂
😂 exactly
Lmfao 😅
That one uncle that has mastered the art of balance😭
😂😂😂😂
ahahahahahah
The fact the kangaroo seemed to know he was part of the tutorial was wild 😂
It is the perception that the human is giving off, the kangaroo is simply confused
@@Clipse_the_music pretty sure Malcolm knew the kangaroos behavior and how they act, only one confused is you.
@@aTomFX1 I grew up on Malcolm Douglas, pretty sure he knew Aussie animal behavior, kangaroo wasn't confused it was it's natural instinct
😅
right!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
How to survive a kangaroo fight:
1. Don’t get in a Kangaroo fight
2. You’re safe
😂
🤣🤭☝️🧠💪👍😎🤔youngsters these days.forget to use their brain.🙄
lol exactly
Right lmfaooo 😂😂😂
*How to calm a kangaroo*
Step 1: Get down
Step 2: Give him a passionate kiss
let's do French kiss with a kangaroo
@@l3gendtanki714 Also known as the Aussie Kiss
instructions unclear, i'm now married to a kangaroo
@@Barikinfi😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@l3gendtanki714 i agree
The kangaroo was also filming a video for other Roos on how to handle an Aussie human in the outback.
“How to not get turned into a burger tutorial”
I was hoping for a different ending but this twist is as funny af too. 🤣
fukin hilarious
@@calcium_skeleton how to get turned into a burga
U ARE CRAZY.....HAHAHA
Classic aussie starts a fight then says 'whoa mate calm down' 😂😂😂
😭🤣
Lol
💀💀💀💀💀
obviously you have never met an Aussie..
What he said ⬆️
That kangaroo just won the Olympic breakdancing comp
It’s absolutely hilarious that there is an animal out there that can literally square up with me 😂
Dont forget about bears.
I don't think fighting a bear counts as "squaring up"😅
No-that counts as getting torn limb from limb and eaten@@rane7189
Bro kangaroos try to get a hold of you then when they do they spring up and rip down with ther back legs fully opening your chest so all your guts spill out😂 they are just as dangerous as a bear mate so don't try to "square up" as they'll just mess you right up
@@deanferries7766your guts are not in the chest lol
Kangaroos be walking around like they just got done doing 500 pushups
They probably did!
They easily could do That though😂
You are exactly right, that s how they get the muscle, by doing a sort of pushup all day.
Most people's not from here don't understand that roos do not mess around when it comes to fights, they are wildlife, emphasis on the wild.
This trick is simple enough however, it should work most of the time.a roo doesn't wanna kill ya but it will choke ya out.. not even kidding..
You straight either box em or do this..
Don't run, cause if they chase you are not escaping the stomp down that follows.. but luckily they aren't always aggressive and most times can be friendly like their wallaby counterparts.
Basically, I'd rather fight 3 dingos than one kangaroo.
Aside from the choke and the big kicks, those claws don't play either.
They are a beautiful, majestic creature that deserves to be respected and they know it 😂
We may have our run ins with em and they make for good eating but we love our kangaroos and at the end of the day we would prefer to have our interactions end peacefully like this video.
But sometimes they get our dogs and we can't have that can we 😂
Aahh to be an earth custodian A.K.A human. ❤
Like he just got out of penitentiary
Dude went from disrespecting a KANGAROO to KISSING it 😂😂
Wild stuff
His toxic😅
That’s how Aussie men make friends
😂😂😂😂😂
He freaky as hell
Bro has the audacity to tell old mate to calm down after he pushed him first 😂😂
Favorite quote "kangaroos are just deers that went to prison"
Nein zu groß geratene Hasen😂
Had me laughing out load fr 🤣🤣
*deer
Auzzie auzzie auzzie!
You wouldn't say Chineses 😂
"Calm down" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
After you've just shoved him multiple times in the chest lmfao
I know right
Toughen up mate he didn't hurt it at all just making space
How to gaslight a Kangaroo…
@@gregynutbutterApparently he's the one who needs to toughen up. He can't even handle a kangaroo playing around 😂
@@gregynutbutterits a joke bozo
Only in Australia do the animals want to stand and fight ya 😂😂
The problem in australia is… the things thats living there dont even need to stand up to kill you… some r just sleeping in your shoe… 😆
@@AngelsWork3😱 heard there are alot of venomous lil fellars out there
Saw 1 grab onto a guys dog he had to box it to get him back 😂 we make for better boxers if they kick you when ur not looking tho prob gonna send you into a lake seen them do it before 😂
You ever heard of a brown bear or a gorilla?
@@JuffBeezosgorillas rarely ever fight and if they do they collide, practically never draw each others blood.
Rip Legend Malcom Douglas. He’s right along side Steve Irwin, just stayed in the shadows a bit more. I love falling asleep to Malcom Douglas old adventures on UA-cam 🤝🫡 RIP big fella 🇦🇺🪃
Malcolm made 70 films.
I too loved falling asleep to Malcolm Douglas spooning me gently from behind, whispering Kangaroo chirps in my ear
You've got to be kidding. There's no way known you can compare that fuckwit Irwin, with Malcolm Douglas.
Love how he starts the fight. The pushes and points saying “you calm down” 😂
He was just demonstrating how to stop a fight. He only said "calm down" for the viewers, so they know exactly what he's doing to calm him down. Otherwise he wouldn't have said anything and just lowered himself to calm him down.
'thr guy that throws the first bar punch , then calls the cops when he gets knocked out'
@@shawnnixon2616 he'd still talk out loud to the roo probably
@@jackjack4412I wish I was friends with a roo
I had an ex that used to do the same shit.
That was the fastest de-escalation of any fight that ive ever seen
I think it's because our normal stance is a kangaroo fighting stance, so kangaroos think you're squaring up when you approach them normally.
And it's in Australia
Yeah but the video was edited. How would you know how long it really took him to do deescalate. The video does not play straight through without edits. You're not very observant
He’s Australian what do you expect? They probably went and got a drink together after the fact.
@@TripleBarrel06imagine if there was an animal that walked upright and just naturally held its hands up in fists all the time. That would probably freak us out too
Kangaroos are some of the most unintentionally hilarious creatures ive ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
That is what they think about us!
It's like watching someone in a costume, but at the same time, it's not.
Yes truly. They even can stop their pregnancy in hard times, and continue when times are better...
@@Lexx_Xander😂😂😂 it's true
That applies to all Australians.
Malcom Douglas was the true Aussie outback bushman.
Yes, grew up watchin him and his dogs go around Australia, I still watch his old doco's
Was this the guy who walks without shoes and swim in the pond full of crocos?
@@android3405 Sounds like something he'd do
@@MrAshyb87 yes ,i bet he was this guy...i remember a TV Show here in Germany...the guy walk trough the Bush without shoes ,catch funnel Web spiders in there holes with bare hands and in one Episode he explain to the audience that crocos only attack you when you splash the water surface ,when you slide slowly in the pond without splashes they dont Attac you...and the crazyst Part was ,he proof it live in TV! He swam trough a pond full of crocos and when he came out the oter side he threw a worden Stick in the pond and immediately the pond drives crazy i dont know how many crocos was in the pond...thats was the crazyst and bravest shit i ever see in my life.
@@android3405 There was another bloke who got the nickname "Barefoot Bushman" and he had a lot to do with crocs. I wouldn't be surprised if either of them did it.
The crazy thing is, when people grow up on farms here or grow up in the bush, that's just normal type behaviour they pick up snakes swing them around to break there neck and that's lunch. The Indigenous people have that much knowledge of our land, they can go walkabout with literally nothing. They carry nothing and they can still find food and water and survive.
Have a look at Barefoot Bushman below
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Bredl
People don't realize how dangerous those creatures are. You should never mess around like this with a full grown, male Australian. That kangaroo was in serious danger.
😅
😂
😂
Had me in the first half
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can’t tell someone to calm down after picking a fight with them. 😂
Worked here didn't it
clearly you can, just lower you elevation and the fight is over obviously
Yeh but he's Australian
only sibling tinga
Australians are funny bro. He starts shoving the guy then is like “whoaa calm down mate!” 😅 my guy, you started it!
*human just existing by standing there
Kangaroo: "oh, so you tryna fight huh?"
Kind of like Russel Crow in South Park
Please excuse my friend, he’s Australian
😅😓😓🥲 when you identify too much w/ the kangaroos world view
That dude was definitely egging the kangaroo on lol
@@ConorMcKebab5000😅
Rip malcom douglas he passed in a car crash in 2010
Was it chased by a roo running in front of him?
“Watch me start a fight with this kangaroo…”
“Now stop! Calm down..”
Lmao
Lol, he wanna fight, so the kangaroo said ok we fighting, don’t run away 😂
That old man got his ass whooped and edited the video
@@patrickpatrick927 Must have had some brain bleed because he forgot to clip about 2 more seconds 😂
The world we live in.
Imagine kneeling down just to get kangaroo kicked 😂
At least you tried, right? 😂
* Put in the headlock
😂😂😂
Kangaroo would tap out, if he use jujitsu
😂
This went from HBO fight night to HBO after midnight really quick.
😂
Gonna be seeing bro on the black box on the squiggly channel
😂😂😂😂
@@ericbaker8925rofl
Where are all the comments guys This was a super awesome retort
The way he points his finger at him saying "woah stop, come on" . Like "thats not what we agreed on before filming buddy" 😂😂
Me: leans down and gets kicked in face
😂😂😂
Lol!
😂😂💀
And that's the end of DUFFF ..........OOOOOuch!!!!
😂
Roo: "Stand up and fight ya bloody wanker."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
'Calm down' 😂
That’s too Bri’ish. “Stand up and fight ya fackin’ kunt.” is more Australian. 🤣
@@austinaussiecI can tell the differences in accents, but I always think that Australians and British people use the same slang
@@SOCyakwe do bro, and a lot of us have British grandparents. Like me
dude was just chilling my man started the entire conflict ah tf😂😂
Right!😭😂🤣😭😭😭😂
I seen that too!
🤣🤣🤣
Nah. Kangaroo are born ready to square up. That’s why they always looking for a fight with them Dogd
bruh Roo was like “the fuck bro?!” 😭😂😭😂
The kangaroo looked like some real life cartoon 😂😂😂😂
From punches to kisses in record time
That Chris Brown love
“In records time” is crazy😂
@@kevina.2269brooo💀💀😭
………… I need to give her a call……..
Reminds me of an ex
"I can't let you get close!"
*kangaroo still tried to attack even when he was leaning down*
"f*cking amateur!"
W A N A N O W
😂😂😂
Best comment 😂
This is a meme only couple will understand. 😂
Leans down, then jumps up with the meanest uppercut 😂😂
Shin-Shoryukennnnnn!
😂
Like Dave Chappelle fighting Godzilla.
Man
Wtf
@@Corn13R33LMFAOOOO
The most intelligent kangaroo who obeys the fighting rules😂
Kangaroo is like: Why TF are you messing with me Malcolm? What did I ever do to you? 😂
Pushes the kangaroo...
Kangaroo gets mad...
Human: stop, stop, cummon...calm down!
"Why do you act like an asshat in front of the camera trying to fight me? You're usually chill dude"
I just heard that in Ozzy man reviews voice
@sosa3559 poor Kevin the kangaroo, a young misunderstood testosterone filled buff ass beast ready to knock u out "on my momma Malcom no cap mate fuk round n find out bruv!"
He knows what he did.
Kangaroos are one of the most interesting funniest creatures on Earth. It's literally like a human wearing an animal costume that's how I see them
😂😂😂😂❤
Theyve never killed a person
It's like how every ocean critter turns into crab, but with bipeds
I'll never unsee that now🤣🤣🤣
they're deer that hop, they're tunnel visioned and are dumb as a post
Kangaroo got the Nate Diaz stance
He's got the Stockton slap going too!😂
Stance? Naaa he’s built like Nate
His name is eddy!
Eddy diaz
😂😂😂
lmao
Imagine living in the past and seeing the first human getting beaten up by a kangaroo and knocked down only to be kissed while on the ground 😂
"bro I thought we were chillen, why you pushing me!?"
😂😂😂
That kangaroo was literally like, "bro stop."
I slick think we gonna find out they part of humans, in past ...
Cus Kangaroo was like man... Chill
@@NurseDude20 I mean, look at that mf
@@NurseDude20or a living breathing creature with thoughts and emotions just like me and you ....
💀
"I swear to God bro you better chill"
The roo pushing back is priceless
You calling it a roo like you’re 5 years old is priceless.😂🤣🤣😂
He's not pushing back he's trying to dig its claws in his neck to kill him
@@pieheadthemainiac5480Australians call them Roos…
@@pieheadthemainiac5480yeah we all call them roos here man
@@pieheadthemainiac5480like was that even necessary
Malcolm spent his entire life rescuing and rehabilitating wildlife. All at his own expense. His television program was incredible.
Steve Irwin's dad Bob then started croc rehab and around the same time Mike and Mal Leyland- "Ask The Leyland Brothers" started their around Australia trips with their families!
The Leyland kids were born on the road!
Then obviously Steve Irwin took over from his dad and they created Australia Zoo. What was so incredibly sad, was that Malcolm died alone in a single vehicle accident by not wearing a seatbelt and noone paid any tributes to him!😞 The roo whisperer 😊
He was an amazing man!
Then Alby Mangels on his boat and the treasures of Australian wildlife.❤💪🇦🇺
Thank you Malcolm 😢 Steve, Bob, Mike and Mal and Alby. ❤🇦🇺 Brilliant Aussie men! Only Bob, Alby and Mal are still alive. What a legacy ❤
As an Australian, this is indeed how we make friends out in the outback
You're a liar
I truly believe that ! Greetings from the Netherlands mate😋
@@2104ger that person is a liar
@@Nic560 oh im sorry 😜
@2104ger get off the drugs mate
The commentary from the birds in the background is priceless 😂
Bro
They were telling that kangaroo to knock that fool out!
Yes...look..look..look at this fool
💀
“I got 20 on the roo” - 🦅
Kangaroo was like "I love you man".
Malcolm Douglass ….
The “first” crocodile hunter,
The first nature television shows on channel 2 back in the late 1960s through to the 70s,and then along came the “Leyland Brothers” Mike and Mal…..most of Malcolm Ds work was filmed in the bush in Western Australia
A good man …
A friend to the indigenous people,and also them to him.
An Icon of my time and as a young fella grown up in the bush as well, I loved this simple yet knowledgeable man from the very first time I laid eyes upon him.
❤️🕊🫵🏻
He was a good, down to earth Aussie bushman, who enjoyed sharing his simple adventures and knowledge of the outback with the rest of Australia.
The kangaroo: “i didn’t know you were chill like that homie”
😂😂😂
"Thought you wanted a fight"
Roo’s like, “Don’t start nuthin, ain’t gonna BE nuthin! Why you always doin’ that with people around?!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly what I was thinking 😂. Bro looked at the camera when he first pushed him like "See, you always be starting shit when the camera's around"
😂😂😂😂 Aight wait until they leave....your little spoon Tonite..lol
This is literally the kind of stuff kids learn in grade 1 here in Australia because we can't even walk to the end of our streets without being attacked by kangaroos and koalas.
😂
As an American who lives in the Midwest, Ive come to learn that my Australian brothers and I are not so different.
We deal with kangaroos all the time!
Except they walk on all 4s...
And have antlers...
And they only hop whenever they stupidly try to jump over a high fence
I had a roommate from Australia, a big construction worker dude... the first time he saw a squirrel he ran like hell...he said, in my country something that size will kill you!
Stop it😂🤣😂
@@dootmcsploot4180and you have grizzly bears opening up your front doors and car doors and helping themselves, I'd rather fight a roo
When he said “he’s gonna use that “tile” to spring up….. I was like “how is a tile gonna help the kangaroo spring up? But then I realized this guy was talking Aussie
😂
Kangaroo: bro, kissing you wasn't part of the contract, i charge extra for that
Sus
😂😂
Bro really is trying to talk to the thing like it’s some angry drunk bloke.
behavior is the same 😂
Those shoves at the begining are like trying to avoid a confrontation with a drunk guy 😂.
@@E.HumperdinckIdentical. Haha
The kangaroo 🦘 was ready to box
They effectively are angry drunk blokes 😂
"and that is the end of the conflict"
*Famous last words*
And then they made out
then it gnaws your nose off
"👊💥👊💥👊💥👊👊👊👊💥💥 C'mon get up we ain't done yet why we sitting down?! 👊👊👊👊💥 you think I'm your b*tch huh? 👊👊👊💥💥"
@@jayzm7749 The only reason the kangaroo calmed down was because he said "I'm you b*tch now" and the roo accepted his offering
"... and then come up with the most hellacious upper-cut your scared arse can muster."
That is called communication. Something most people don't do, so they end up in kangaroo fights. And losing.
*_”No no STOP! Calm down!”_*
_like he didn’t just rile the fk outa that roo right before that_
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I can't let you get too close."
Chael Sonnen and this guy
I met Sonnen once, in his house! I was a contractor working on his house in outer Beaverton, Oregon. Good guy, actually. Very nice guy. Genuinely nice. Gave me access to his fridge and snack pantry in his spare house. Twice.
@@diehardbikesdid you get close
Kangaroo: "Wannanow"!
“I can’t let you get close”
"Swoon"
You come down, then you have to give Big Bubba a kiss.
"You wanna give it a lil kiss?" - Brad Pitt talking to Tom Segura.
is like making a deal with a demon XD
Lmao.. If u read your comment then look at your profile pic it's pretty funny.
Imagine giving kissies to your opponent after a squabble
Damn, didn't think it could get more Aussie than fighting a kangaroo. But then immediately chilling out and relaxing with your opponent post fight is a whole 'nother level.
Many a fight has ended with a drawn back fist and a question; "Do you want this? Or a beer?"
One of the most Australian things I've seen in my life.
Didn't call the kangaroo a 'cunt' while drinking a Fosters and downing a Vegemite sandwich.
You have to see the video where a hog hunter punches a kangaroo to save his dog.
@@NickSmith-zj3pxThat one was awesome
Kangaroo be like the stereotypical drunk uncle, "You wanna fight! I'll knock your a** out!... I love you! I'm sorry, you know I love you! Give me a kiss!" 🤣
You got some weird uncles 😂😂
@@moneybillalemme be your weird uncle
@@moneybillai was thinkin the same thing lmao bro must be from arkansas😂
Gimme a kiss now 💋 hahahaha
UA-cam just took a poll from me on whether this comment was good. We gotta be careful out here guys the algorithm is coming.
This works in bar fights too, however your dad stops talking to you and thanksgiving gets real awkward
That bromance quickly turned into romance 😂
That makes no sense at all. You must have 9 family members who like whatever crap you post.
@@johnharrison2511 maybe 😀
@@HE11A😂😂😂😂 ok I thumbs you up for that !! 🙋☺️
@@johnharrison2511 ty 🧡
@@HE11AChronic pain gets me grumpy sometimes so when I slag off randomly i appreciate it when people are good natured.
I also grew up rehabilitating kangaroos, in our overcrowded house so I don't like people pushing them around, or worse.
Anyway, too much information, but thx.
☺️🙋
"the drunken kangaroo" has to be a form of martial arts now
Edit: I just thought the kangaroo look drunk 😂😂 but 1k likes is insane. Thanks guys
Once you can do a double leg kick you have it mastered.
Ever played tekken? If it’s on tekken, it’s an official martial art already.
@@NoobTube4148 if you talking about Eddy that's capoeira. Brazilian style of fighting
Kang-fu
Kangaroo martial art has already been mastered by the Thai people, Muay Thai boxing.
That kiss in the end makes me wanna try this 😂❤
You wanna make out a kangaroo?
That Kanagaroo said ''damn man, I didn't know you were chill like that'' 😂
Alright but can we acknowledge how cuddly he became when he went into crawl position lol
What about the kissing? 👀
I miss Malcolm Douglas, was a true Aussie Hero and an amazing natural world presenter ❤❤❤
Much better than stingray man.
The thing I find amazing is that here in Australia prior to Irwin's death most aussies thought he was a dingus (his show only aired on cable tv and wasn't very popular in aus). In the states his show was much much bigger and loved, then when he passed and america went into mourning for their aussie icon, people in aus back flipped and carried on like he was an Aussie hero.
Malcom Douglas was the crocodile hunter before Steve was born.
@erics5572 We mourned for Steve the same way here in the UK. He was a legend to us as kids back in the day. We actually learnt a lot from him, and it was his excitement that pulled us in and made us want to watch more... What I was going to say prior to all that is, I don't think I've ever heard of Malcolm Douglas. Just by watching this short, he seems like an older, not necessarily wiser, but calmer version of Steve Irwin. And probably just as legendary to the people who knew of him.
Famous last words.
I remember here in oz growing up as kid in 80's or so he was aired on tv alot as i watched him heaps,brought back memories seeing him@erics5572
"And that is the end of the conflict"
*cuts to him passionately kissing the kangaroo*
Little does he know that kangaroo is tired of being picked on for entertainment. Old mate think thats the end of the conflict….. meanwhile kangaroo is biding his time, sharpening his favourite disembowelling claw
Little do you know when the cameras cut off what is up to with that kangaroo😂
I thought they were going to start a breakdancing competition 😂
How to survive a kangaroo fight: be Australian
There the only1s with kangaroos😂
That jab the roo throwed at the start had me rolling😂😂 ‘fuq u want huh’ 💀
Kangaroo pulled out the philly shell pullback foh
Throwed? Are you fucking serious right now?
Guy bends down
Kangaroo: Oh I didn’t know you were chill like that
😂😂 Classic
Kangaroo standing like he just left the bar and is going back to the gym for the 2nd time that day.
As an Australian who lives near the bush, i have kangaroos on my front lawn most mornings, and i tell you they can be very dangerous. I wont go outside if they're around, and you never hand feed them because if you run out of food and there's a few of them they'll attack you because they get upset you dont have any more food.
Damn, they seem like POS animals
Bull/hit
Skibidi skibidi Ohio Kai cenat rizz
I can concur, 80km is the correct radius in order to get into fist fights. Now if it 81-82km we’d be alright
lol true life can be a MF
Visi my bar mate😊
Your comment made me crack up xD
Bruh.
Malcolm Douglas I grew up watching your documentaries and still watch them over again. Thank you for all the amazing knowledge have given US RIP GOD BLESS
Malcolm Doughlas, Jack Absalom & Les Hiddins top 3 blokes on outback Australia
So how bad can Roos mess you up? Never seen any aftermath of what could happen
@@lightspeedhorse8964they can open your belly up if they get their hind legs up
Thanks for that. RIP Malcolm.
@Pastries35 you have to put ernie dingo and the greatest of all Steve irwin.
Moral of the story. You got to go down on a kangaroo to stop him attacking you.
I love that Australia has Buff man shaped deer that square up to anyone looking for a kickboxing match. 😂 I guess they would be considered a fighting type pokemon lol
I watched Malcom on TV growing up, a true Aussie Legend.
Never heard the flute used more beautifully...🎶
Made Steve Irwin look like a panzy
He was my neighbour in Dulwich Hill 😅great guy
Malcolm is an Australian legend. I wish more people knew more about him today.
Saturday nights on channel seven straight after the news. Learnt so much about my own country back then. Loved it.
Yep
Is he the guy who ran over himself with his own landcruiser while opening a gate, without applying the handbrake?, Or am I thinking of someone else here?
@@bomberaustychunksbruv4119 He was doing the rounds checking gates, late dusk, jumping out of slow moving landcruiser and opened the door onto a tree, got pincered in door frame prob took a while to die. Aussie Legend
@@duffman7065 They were good times mate. Today is nothing like the 80's 😒
I’m really glad the voice told me to watch this, otherwise I wouldn’t have.
didnt expect to see malcolm douglas on yt shorts, he was an absolute legend and its good that people still watch his episodes
Never heard of him. But he had a beard, so he must have been wise.
Is Malcolm still alive?
@@federmanjr730no
That kiss was unexpected
You get him excited and then tell him to calm down. LOL
The mark chopper Reid of kangaroos 😂
-Some guy just standing there minding his own business:
-Kangaroo: Oy! Ya tryin to squre up mate?!
lmfao
🤣🤣💀🤣
Lmfao 😅
The best relationship advice video ever.
Imagine telling a kangaroo to calm down 😂
And expecting it to listen 😂
The amount of wild stuff he did and forgetting to put the park brake on was what got him in the end. RIP Malcolm
Kangaroos really out here matching energy 😅
roos are simply territorial, when u stand up straight they take it as you're challenging them, generally the best way to avoid this is simply crouch down and cough (kangroos cough as a sign of submission)
Idk why but i love the idea that kangaroos just think humans are in a constant state of aggression
They are
@@MaduinXSynDrakona😂 we need to get back to being on all 4s
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"Ya too fuggen tall mate. Quit yur shyt"
The kangaroo said calmly.
"What are you doing, Malcolm? Who are ya even talkin' to, I--
Oi! Who ya pushin' around, Malcolm!? Don't come down givin' me attitude! I thought we was mates!
Quit pushing me! Right, that's it; c'mere!"
That Kangaroo is the drunk Uncle in every family get together
Is it the kangaroo, or the guy who's picking a fight with one? 🤔
Thats fuckdd😂😂
So accurate..lol
Pushing him like "watch out bro" 😂😂😂
Malcolm Douglas. Probably one of the men Steve Irwin looked up too.
Undeniably pretty sure Steve stated many times what an inspired he had on him
Original bush Tucker Man.
He's nephew Jess was a great freind.Rip to both.
Can't forget get jack Absalom and ted Egan all legends.
Malcolm was the best.
I admire this man greatly. He was a pioneer of the Aussie outback. I could spend hours watching his adventures