Hey, they spent MINUTES to get faendal to follow them. If faendal doesn’t follow them to oblivion and beyond now for the rest of his life, it’d just be rude.
@@huggablebears Seconds even. Faendal hadn't even spoken to them and then they turn up saying "don't worry, you can date that woman now, but only after you help me save the world"
Some odd years later: "Hey Faendal, have you always been living a boring life here in Riverwood?" Faendal: "Well…there was this one time I had a pretty crazy hour and an half, eh, but that was a long time ago."
Theendman guy:how crazy are we talking about Faendal: eh! Crazy enough to just run around skyrim in a min and helping this guy infiltrates thalmor embassy with nothing but a ragged cloth no weapon no magic and only one septim and also steal some important document ps:he’s a beggar
its funny how skyrim uses alot of norwegian names for their characters, and they chose to call one character "faendal" which literally translates to "fuck valley".
FanOf NewVegas can you really call it a date if she's already your gf? In my humble opinion (but I could be wrong, so just bear with me and tell me what you think about it. I'm not criticizing your's. I just wanna tell you my input and then hear your input) a date is with a girl/guy you want to be your gf/bf. Like you meet someone on tinder and then you are like "yo wanna go on a date eh". If you already are in an emotional (and hopefully physical) relationship with this person, I'd not call it a date but more a ... I don't know buddy. "Meet up" or "Going out" sincerely LWMAR
I had to stop watching mxr a couple months ago when he started with the lovers lab shit. Comment sections on his vids are now slam full of perverts furries and losers. Had to bounce shit got weird lmao
This feels like watching a Dragonborn that got a major anxiety attack after finding out that they’re Dragonborn and now they’re so stressed that they just run
Lol, I was just thinking it's like one of those memes, when Bae Is home alone and you just bought skyrimfor the first time, so you only got one option.....
You know Paarthurnax had to be pissed off that the Dragonborn showed up to fight Alduin at lvl 4 being followed by a bunch of thugs after a stolen Cheese Wheel.
@@bobthebuilder1360 I always play on Legendary difficulty, but only because I can't help myself and end up breaking the games balance... Super potions, crazy damage and health bonuses, et cetera...
NPC 1- "Hey Eric?" NPC 2- "Yeah Harry?" NPC 1- "Why is that elf just standing there?" NPC 2- "I don't know, it's weird isn't it?" Dragonborn Whirlwind Sprints forward then stops. NPC 2- "WHAT THE HELL DID SHE JUST DO?" NPC 1- "I haven't a clue? She's just standing there again!" NPC 2- "Screw this! I'm going home and never stepping foot outside again!"
HamzatheFarhat One time I was at High Hrothgar and when they were going to teach me “wuld”, I heard “We’re here to teach you a lesson” by a Hired thug. I thought the Greybeards said that until I thought the greybeards was about to attack me (they attacked the thugs), I freaked out.
Due to people still reading this 6 years later, here's the definition of exploit - In video games, an exploit is the use of a bug or glitch, in a way that gives a substantial unfair advantage to players using it. However, whether particular acts constitute an exploit can be controversial, typically involving the argument that the issues are part of the game, and no changes or external programs are needed to take advantage of them. Yes, exploits are in fact glitches. Been hard confirmed since 2003. This is not a glitchless run. Original comment - It's a clickbait title entirely. He uses a glitch 19 seconds within the start of the video, walking on the wall and skipping the whole dragon stuff. He also uses the Horse to climb the walls. So yes, he used glitches.
"epic quest" Honestly, 99% of gameplay in Skyrim is side quests that have little ties to main storyline and are usually either a fetch quest or kill something.
*shop door opens* Camilla: "hey! How can I hel-" Dragonborn: "justsoyouknowsvenfakedalettertomakeyouwanttostopseeingfaendal--" Camilla: "woah, slow down ma'am, what are you?" Dragonborn: "okaycoolbye" Camilla: "wait a minute, you what?" *Door slams behind Dragonborn*
I have been attacked by Hired Thugs just there. On Legendary. It was hilarious. I was approaching Paarthunax when they walked in, one at a time. Mr P torched and chewed them up. I just dodged in with the sword here and there ...
I don't care how much gold you are paying me, if I am a hired thug, there is no way I am trying to run up on a dude when he is IN THE MIDDLE OF TWO DUELING DRAGONS.
Joshua Valdes lol same that is the only part of the game i still have trouble maneuvering in and knowing where i am. (Even with my combined 1200 or so hours on the game)
Faendal: *catches up* "Oh, hey, I finally caught up. Hey, now that we've got a sec, what's your na--?" Dragonborn: *rides off again* Faendal: *sighs, starts running again*
Faendal walked back into the Sleeping Giant Inn, an hour after some goldskin bint ran off with him. He'd clearly gained at least two stone - all muscle - yet was wearing the exact same clothes. The only differences were the scorched edges of said clothes - and his hair - ...and the vacant, slightly awed look on his face. "Faendal!" cried one of the more coherent townsfolk, "You've only been gone an hour; what happened?!" "I'm...not entirely sure," the Bosmer replied quietly, sounding quite confused. "One second, I was watching that Altmer lady steal an entire party's worth of food - and the plates under the food - the next, I was fighting Alduin with some bandits on the Throat of the World. I feel like I've learned more about the world in the past hour than in all the 37 years of my life, yet I honestly couldn't tell you what that crazy bitch's name was... Somebody get me a drink."
oh hey waddup fam lmao, can u go get my horn i left it at this hot chick's burrow last night, oh and when u get back ill teach you some really fire ass shouts, you're gonna love em. OH! AND COULD YOU KILL AN ALL POWERFUL DEMON-LIKE DRAGON WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?
Hunter 1: what's the craziest thing you saw ever? Hunter 2: once a man came out of a cave ran past me stopped at a cliff and slept for an hour then jumped off.
Faendal: "I appreciate the help. Lead thw way." Dragonborn: *crosses a river, ups a hill, scales a mountain and treads past bleak falls barrow at incredible speed* Faendal: "Wh"
1:04:06 When you're fighting the world-eater at the throat of the world but someone hires some random thugs to kill you because of some random cheese wheel you stole.
Not to mention that the only things this guy stole were owned by the greybeards, so a greybeard went down the mountain, into a town, and put up a contract, then the thugs came up the mountain
Greybeards: *Summon the Dragonborn* Dragonborn: *Is literally outside their door, immediately enters, shouts, then proceeds to aggressively nudge them while sprinting around*
Wow, those Hired Thugs were tenacious. Follow you to the top of the highest mountain and decide to "teach you a lesson" as two ancient dragons fight to the death surrounded by falling meteors and magic that shakes the foundation of Tamriel itself. All because you stole some cheese or something.
Hired Thugs- "She's at the Throat of the World? That's going to cost you triple!" Client- "She stole my cheese." Hired Thugs- "SHE STOLE YOUR CHEESE!?! Half price for you, and we're tracking this mother f****r down, no matter where she is!"
imagine someone running their ass off in real life, and then they immediatly stop for one hour without moving, and then continue running for a few seconds, and then to wait an hour again. Pretty much this speedrun.
I literally sat there staring at your comment laughing my ass off like an idiot nonstop and I cried of laughter and still couldn't stop I don't know what happened to me but that was the best laugh I got for last 4 years or so :D
On the peak of the tallest mountain in Skyrim, where the two eldest dragons and the last dragonborn fight in a fiery rain of fire. "We are here to teach you a lesson."
@@horatio899 i usually just get a horse and make a run for it past the troll, or hire a mercenary to tank the damage while i shower arrows and firebolts at him.
I love how he's already waiting behind the door at High Hrothgar after killing the first dragon. - DOVAHKIIN ! - (instantly opens the door) Yes ? Hilarious shoulder barges on the Greybeards as well.
I've always found it so great that the Moth Priests spent their entire life training to read Elder Scrolls, and almost always end up blind because of it, yet you just rip this thing open and walk away like it was nothing.
Both times you read Elder Scrolls (the Dragon at the World-Wound, and the Blood (technically all three) at the Ancestor Glade,) you are standing in a nexus of power that harmonises with them. In Dragon's case, the nexus is the paradox that was caused when Felldir wielded it against Alduin. In Blood's case, the nexus is the combination of your swarm of Ancestor Moths and whatever is generating the lightwell (though even with these advantages, you almost get screwed up by the reading.) Moth Priests don't tend to have either advantage when reading Scrolls, so they need prep time and risk for any reading (as seen with Dexion.)
You I think he'll be dissapointed, all she's talking about is how much it means to have the claw back, even when alduin is defeated the claw seems to be the big deal
I remember when Skyrim was debuted some people were able to play the game for an hour or so, with Howard walking around talking with them. The look on his face if someone beat the game there lmao.
@@logando3305 I got my sneak up to 100 before I even left the cave, where the bear was from the beginning LoL. I swear the higher are level the harder they are.
It took me 20 minutes to realize despite playing more than 600 hours to skyrim, I never finished the main quest. So I had to stop the video in order to avoid spoil.
Fine Fit I care. I think it's cool how long he was able to play without completing the main quest. If he only played like, ten hours, then it wouldn't be remarkable at all.
It doesn't strike you how many hours he actually went through the game to find out how to set the world record? It's not pointless, it's actually pretty coolo
me too, for all of the races & 2 extra imperials, I'm gonna: 1) beat the game with each 2) get all of them to level 100 3) on xbox 360, no pc 4) then I have to start from scratch when I get an xbox one CRINGE :'(
AAFcommander Hope you have legendary edition, because otherwise, the max level is 81. and if you do, then it's a simple matter of sneaking behind hadvar at the beginning of the game for a few hours, hitting him every few seconds, and legending the sneak skill occasionally.
Arngeir: There is a new dragonborn. We must call them. DOVA- Dragonborn: heyitsmethedragonborn Arngeir: How did you get he- Dragonborn: *violently shoulder barges elderly man for talking*
1:04:15 I wonder what these Hired Thugs' story must've been like, not only to have climbed the 1000 steps, but also surmount the harrying storm to get to the peaktop, only to then stumble upon an epic battle between 2 dragons of ancient times and the fucking Dragonborn, hell of a day, must've been Monday for them xD
"We literally want the best thugs money can buy." "But, sir it's just one woman!" "Well what if they need to be strong enough to hike a freezing mountain covered in storms no regular men can pass only to find the dragonborn fighting two insanely powerful dragon amidst the freezing storms?" "Tru"
@@imtiazmihad1850 I think many people find these more impressive since he plays under the same circumstances like yourself and so you can compare yourself to him better. You have no real comparison value for Glitch speed runs unless you do them yourself and so it's really hard to be impressed by them instead of just interested.
I like how around 1:04:00 the hired thugs climbed the highest mountain in all of tamriel, then just nonchalantly walk past this battle of epic proportion between dragons and men for the fate of the entire world and they are worried about "teaching you a lesson"
@@bobthebuilder1360 You cant do the peace council quest in the main storyline if you've already completed the war as either the Empire or Stormcloaks, so that might be why you didnt see it!
@@babsiiee81 I was hoping someone would explain that. I've only killed Alduin a few times but always after finishing several faction quest lines. Learn something new about Skyrim every day lol
52:42 "You are ready to learn the final word Dah, which means Push" Idk, Arngeir, the dragonborn has been pushing you pretty thoroughly for the last hour.
*RUNS LIKE A MADMAN UNTIL EXHAUSTED* Rests for one hour *RUNS LIKE A MADMAN UNTIL EXHAUSTED* Rests for one hour *RUNS LIKE A MADMAN UNTIL EXHAUSTED, THEN JUMPS FORWARD WITH A SHOUT* Rests for one hour *RUNS LIKE A MADMAN, then jump through some hills and mountains, KEEPS RUNNING LIKE A MADMAN UNTIL EXHAUSTED AND THEN JUMPS FORWARD WITH A SHOUT* Rests for one hour
I use a mod that makes searching through stuff like fallout 4 and man is it soooooo good. Gameplay is massively improved just by convenient looting mechanics alone. Speeds up my gameplay immensely.
Well at least I'm not alone :\ I was supposed to work on my car at my dad's today. Stayed home cause I slept in too late and told myself yet again that I'd catch up on my business stuff so I can not be on the verge of bankruptcy anymore, or at least finish my friend's late bday present.. and ended up watching this instead
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So you tell Faendal to follow you, then turn around and proceed to scale up a mountain... he truly didn’t know what he had just signed up for
like "ok, thanks bud what's your na- HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT"
Poor Faendal
Hey, they spent MINUTES to get faendal to follow them. If faendal doesn’t follow them to oblivion and beyond now for the rest of his life, it’d just be rude.
@@huggablebears Seconds even. Faendal hadn't even spoken to them and then they turn up saying "don't worry, you can date that woman now, but only after you help me save the world"
And then he just randomly stops and waits in place for an hour repeatedly.
This guy legit completes the game in the time it takes for me to get to Riverwood...
He finishes the game in the time I finish my char creation
It takes me an hour just to climb the stair to the graybeards.
More like just trying to find the stares in general lol
+Tatum Maddox or trying to find Lydia after you accidentally pushed her off.
+Caio Prado Lol, you ONLY spend 1.5 hours on your character?
N00b.
You finish the game before I finish my character creation!
Some odd years later:
"Hey Faendal, have you always been living a boring life here in Riverwood?"
Faendal: "Well…there was this one time I had a pretty crazy hour and an half, eh, but that was a long time ago."
Your comment killed me xd, thanks for the laughs
Theendman guy:how crazy are we talking about
Faendal: eh! Crazy enough to just run around skyrim in a min and helping this guy infiltrates thalmor embassy with nothing but a ragged cloth no weapon no magic and only one septim and also steal some important document ps:he’s a beggar
@@xananymous431 😂 this comment needs to get pinned
Theendman I killed faendal for food before he even got to see Camilla again because I was a vampire and I didn’t know I could cure myself
its funny how skyrim uses alot of norwegian names for their characters, and they chose to call one character "faendal" which literally translates to "fuck valley".
Sprints for 10 seconds and then rests for an hour.. Finally a hero I can relate to
Actually pretty funny comment!
Smart.
Run and wainting is not a glitch?
@@KetoBuffedtechnically no, since it's an in-game mechanic
@@KetoBuffedis fast travel?
When you gotta save the world at 2 but have a date at 4
Lmao
Implying I have a girlfriend to go on a date with
I'm not saying you're wrong
FanOf NewVegas can you really call it a date if she's already your gf?
In my humble opinion (but I could be wrong, so just bear with me and tell me what you think about it. I'm not criticizing your's. I just wanna tell you my input and then hear your input) a date is with a girl/guy you want to be your gf/bf. Like you meet someone on tinder and then you are like "yo wanna go on a date eh". If you already are in an emotional (and hopefully physical) relationship with this person, I'd not call it a date but more a ... I don't know buddy. "Meet up" or "Going out"
sincerely
LWMAR
Hm. Maybe you have a point with the first part, but I'm not entirely sure if it'd be considered more of a "meet up" or anything.
Me: has 204 hours in skyrim
me: stops at 10 minute mark to avoid spoilers
Underrated
Lol
Quarteroy , lol
Hahahahahahahaha dude yes exactly. Funny shit
HAHAHAHA That was like going into the riverwood lololol
*Walks into high hrothgar
*Uses unrelenting force on Master Borri
*Ferociously body checks Master Arngeir five times
“Quest completed”
that part was funny :D
Shea Peden when is that
24:00
8:43 imagine living in riverwood and looking up to see the dragonborn and her stolen horse scaling an 80degree incline
With Feandal desperately climbing behind trying to catch up
I'd just let the crazy fucker keep it.
Its a giant goat masquerading as a horse
"Must be my imagination"
“I gotta get off the skooma”
He solved the Sven and Faendal love triangle drama in less than 20 seconds lol.
Are you saying that Dr Phil is the dragonborn
Kevin Law or that the Dragonborn is dr Phil
To quote the famous MXR “Camilla is a whore”!!!
Lmao!! Best moment in Skyrim history on UA-cam. Kid makes me laugh all the time!
I had to stop watching mxr a couple months ago when he started with the lovers lab shit. Comment sections on his vids are now slam full of perverts furries and losers. Had to bounce shit got weird lmao
Conformist Bastard Nothing beats family friendly squares so don’t worry
This feels like watching a Dragonborn that got a major anxiety attack after finding out that they’re Dragonborn and now they’re so stressed that they just run
😆 I love this comment
He just wanted to get this whole destiny bs out of the way real quick
Conformist Bastard haha yea
Lol, I was just thinking it's like one of those memes, when Bae Is home alone and you just bought skyrimfor the first time, so you only got one option.....
Conformist Bastard lmaoo
You know Paarthurnax had to be pissed off that the Dragonborn showed up to fight Alduin at lvl 4 being followed by a bunch of thugs after a stolen Cheese Wheel.
I Beated alduin at level 15 in a normal playthru... Idk if it's normal and I mean I killed him
@nicoloco9974 I changed it with 1 difficulty, It was too easy
@Roll tide Roll I'm not gon lie I play skyrim on pussy mode because that game pisses me off but I still love it
Add to that the dragonborn is doing such weird shit...Sheogorath approves 👍
@@bobthebuilder1360 I always play on Legendary difficulty, but only because I can't help myself and end up breaking the games balance... Super potions, crazy damage and health bonuses, et cetera...
I just imagine the npcs seeing your character sprint for a bit, yell “WULD”, and then stand motionless for an hour
NPC 1- "Hey Eric?"
NPC 2- "Yeah Harry?"
NPC 1- "Why is that elf just standing there?"
NPC 2- "I don't know, it's weird isn't it?"
Dragonborn Whirlwind Sprints forward then stops.
NPC 2- "WHAT THE HELL DID SHE JUST DO?"
NPC 1- "I haven't a clue? She's just standing there again!"
NPC 2- "Screw this! I'm going home and never stepping foot outside again!"
"I need to ask you to stop, that speedrunning is making people nervous"
Hired thugs casually walking up the throat of the world to teach the DB a lesson end up helping him fight Alduin. Perfect.
😂😂😂
HamzatheFarhat
One time I was at High Hrothgar and when they were going to teach me “wuld”, I heard “We’re here to teach you a lesson” by a Hired thug. I thought the Greybeards said that until I thought the greybeards was about to attack me (they attacked the thugs), I freaked out.
"you need to defeat Alduin to save the world"
"k. brb in an hour"
technically in-game time would be more like few days because of all the 1 hour waiting for stamina :D
andrejoss475 .....
still faster then my playthrough mine took 2 real life years
Codex hey remember that elf who escaped us and turned out being Dragonborn? Yah why? they just saved the world in about a week tops
Codex hahaha tru
The most impressive part is "glitchless". He managed an hour and a half of Skyrim without suffering a glitch?!
Skyrim without a glitch questionable. I have reason to believe this is not even Skyrim.
I have been scouring threw these comments.. This is the first comment I saw who caught that as well. Thank you. I am not going crazy.
he glitches the guy inside helgen keep to skip dialouge by bumping him. thus making this video null and void
scar445 pretty sure that‘s not a glitch but how the game was actually designed.
Due to people still reading this 6 years later, here's the definition of exploit -
In video games, an exploit is the use of a bug or glitch, in a way that gives a substantial unfair advantage to players using it. However, whether particular acts constitute an exploit can be controversial, typically involving the argument that the issues are part of the game, and no changes or external programs are needed to take advantage of them.
Yes, exploits are in fact glitches. Been hard confirmed since 2003. This is not a glitchless run.
Original comment -
It's a clickbait title entirely.
He uses a glitch 19 seconds within the start of the video, walking on the wall and skipping the whole dragon stuff.
He also uses the Horse to climb the walls.
So yes, he used glitches.
When you *really* don't want to be the dragonborn so you rush through your epic quest to live a calm life as a farmer after.
*After you get out of jail for stealing the cheese wheel.
@@WokeGhettoSpiritualist of course. I thought that was a given.
"epic quest"
Honestly, 99% of gameplay in Skyrim is side quests that have little ties to main storyline and are usually either a fetch quest or kill something.
@@SpecialProjectY you missed the point of the original comment/joke and just wanted to share your opinion, right? bc thats what it seems like
@@morningstar52 What joke in the original comment?
Guard : " you have commited crime-"
Speedrunner : "take me"
Guard : "smart ma-"
*Loading screen*
*wo-
"You have commited crimes against smart"
You hah smart mah
"You h... Smart w"
I read this comment at the exact second that part of the video happened 😮
CHARGES INTO SHOP
Sven wanted to trick you into believing this letter was from faendal.
What are you talking about...
CHARGES OUT OF SHOP
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Superior Spider-Man I was crying laughing
@Superior Spider-Man well it's not crying from sorrow actually ahah
*IM NOT HERE TO EXPLAIN, I'M JUST THE MESSENGER*
*shop door opens*
Camilla: "hey! How can I hel-"
Dragonborn: "justsoyouknowsvenfakedalettertomakeyouwanttostopseeingfaendal--"
Camilla: "woah, slow down ma'am, what are you?"
Dragonborn: "okaycoolbye"
Camilla: "wait a minute, you what?"
*Door slams behind Dragonborn*
>Thugs walking up mountain
>Two dragons fighting
>Sees someone shooting magic arrows and shouting like a dragon
"We're here to teach you a lesson"
"... about teamwork!"
"it just works" - todd howard
"never should have come here"
“Why are the replies only quotes?”
@@generaltullius4511 "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!"
1:04:15 those have got to be the most dedicated Hired Thugs in all of Skyrim, climbing the throat of the world just for this.
I have been attacked by Hired Thugs just there. On Legendary. It was hilarious. I was approaching Paarthunax when they walked in, one at a time. Mr P torched and chewed them up. I just dodged in with the sword here and there ...
I lost it when the bandits came at the Throat of the World when fucking dragons are fighting. "We are here to teach you a lesson", lol. Badass.
+Elend1lx I KNOW RIGHT LOL
"Hired Thug resisted Dragonrend" lmfao
I'm in the middle of being a vampire lord destroying a camp some thugs come up and says that
that was so stupid omg, it was the stupidity of it all for me 🤣🤣
They didn't even had the clear skies shout
“Few can withstand the voice of the Greybeards”
*Faendal stands bored and unphased*
Lol
who is Faendal omg every1 comments on this 1 NPC
@@OmarTheAtheistAziz wood elf follower from riverwood, look it up on uesp he's kind of important in this run
@@NascimentoKVN Da fuk?
Alucard Soul Master can’t blame you, have a level 87 that hasn’t spoken to delphine yet ;)
I don't care how much gold you are paying me, if I am a hired thug, there is no way I am trying to run up on a dude when he is IN THE MIDDLE OF TWO DUELING DRAGONS.
so true... just w8 till the guy is worn down from the fight with the dragons, easyer money lol
Joeri Andries then unrelenting forced off a cliff from trying to kill the dragonborn in the middle of fighting dragons. No matter how weak he is. Lol
well you took the job expecting to fight him at full force, so you'll probably be prepared to take him down atleast if he's weakened :p
As a hired Thug, you would never want to battle someone who'll take on Alduin
This was a Whiterun guard when he didn't took an arrow to the knee
Take*
Should be top comment
fun fact arrow to the knee actually refers to getting married
@@dylangsw3039 It doesn't.
@@tardonator yes it does even skyrim devs said it does and refers to a old saying
he takes an hour 28 mins to beat the game from NG.
i take an hour 28 mins to finish exploring 70% of a dwarven ruin
Joshua Valdes lol same that is the only part of the game i still have trouble maneuvering in and knowing where i am. (Even with my combined 1200 or so hours on the game)
*played game and restarts from scratch multiple times*
Now what was the claw combination again?.
Same
hey can i just say fuck blackreach
Cool Smile I'd rather go to hell then go to blackreach ever again (except for the hidden dragon boss)
*the slapping of barefeet on rock intensifies*
Lmfao good ass commentary
"Yes." the orc replied. "...and that is how you were born."
my feet felt cold by hearing this
@@StarmaGeddon LMAO! my feet felt cold after i read your comment and now the bottom of one is kinda cold LMAO!
Faendal: *catches up* "Oh, hey, I finally caught up. Hey, now that we've got a sec, what's your na--?"
Dragonborn: *rides off again*
Faendal: *sighs, starts running again*
Faendal must be RIPPED
😅 made my day thanks. Just imagine faendal saying that a 1 and a half hour was him helping saving the world
Faendal walked back into the Sleeping Giant Inn, an hour after some goldskin bint ran off with him. He'd clearly gained at least two stone - all muscle - yet was wearing the exact same clothes. The only differences were the scorched edges of said clothes - and his hair - ...and the vacant, slightly awed look on his face.
"Faendal!" cried one of the more coherent townsfolk, "You've only been gone an hour; what happened?!"
"I'm...not entirely sure," the Bosmer replied quietly, sounding quite confused. "One second, I was watching that Altmer lady steal an entire party's worth of food - and the plates under the food - the next, I was fighting Alduin with some bandits on the Throat of the World. I feel like I've learned more about the world in the past hour than in all the 37 years of my life, yet I honestly couldn't tell you what that crazy bitch's name was... Somebody get me a drink."
Alduin: reawakens and attacks Helgen
Alduin 1 hour 30 minutes later: *fucking dead*
I mean, in game time with the waiting is probably way longer
Well Alduin never died or slept to be reawakened to begin with.
Farengar: "You know if you've got the aptitude, you should join the mage-"
*Door swinging as methed up high elf sprints out of Dragonsreach*
Paarthurnax:
I...
You...
The...
Our...
But...
Perhaps...
Haha...
There...
But...
Here...
I...
There...
Hmm...
Why...
*IF U COULD LEARN DRAGONREND*
"glitchless" and "Skyrim" in the same sentence, glorious
Get / Here LMFAO 😆
Perfect comment!
glorious indeed
XDD
Glitchless is harder to complete than Legendary
Faendal: "Can we sit and rest a minute??"
Dovahkiin: "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"
Alduin!!!
Greybeards: DO-VAH-KIIN!!!
Dovahkiin: *1 sec later* I'm here.
oh hey waddup fam lmao, can u go get my horn i left it at this hot chick's burrow last night, oh and when u get back ill teach you some really fire ass shouts, you're gonna love em.
OH! AND COULD YOU KILL AN ALL POWERFUL DEMON-LIKE DRAGON WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?
iquityoutube One hour later,” Yeah bitch. Dat all?
Lol
Hunter 1: what's the craziest thing you saw ever?
Hunter 2: once a man came out of a cave ran past me stopped at a cliff and slept for an hour then jumped off.
You sir! You made my day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why does he do that???
Guille64 Stamina
So you stood there watching a man sleep on a cliff for an hour, yet you pretend that he's the weird one.
Just another day in Tamriel.
"You can only meet Paarthurnax if your Thu'um is strong enough, Dragonborn."
"Except if you are a hired thug."
Delaving is that for real I’m not that far yet in the video but that would be a major time cut for sure
@@jamescook16 so great when they casually walked by
Alduin in background, thug walks to you slowly and says "I'm here to teach you a lesson." Wtf skyrim
Thug Life at its finest
@@f.jideament They mean serious bidness.
Faendal: "I appreciate the help. Lead thw way."
Dragonborn: *crosses a river, ups a hill, scales a mountain and treads past bleak falls barrow at incredible speed*
Faendal: "Wh"
This must be that bad game reviewer I saw.
"SKYRIM lacked content and was too short, I finished it in only a little over an hour!"
Lil kids be like: wot hacker how ish posible 😂
This is a main quest but remember that there are a lot of side quests, caves, forts, towns, dragons, and other thing
woolly26 r/woosh
Emperor Grievous This isn’t reddit. You don’t need the r/
@@lavaleader3455 the r/ is optional lol
1:04:06 When you're fighting the world-eater at the throat of the world but someone hires some random thugs to kill you because of some random cheese wheel you stole.
Right? Like where and why and how.
LMAO HAHAHAHA
i was drinking tea dude ... now i have to clean up sigh...
Pacoqueiro BR Hold up how tf did some thugs get on the throat of the world...
@@sum1221 yes how on earth did they get up there.... this I also want to know. Damn good timing though you have to admit
I like how some thugs went up the entire throat of the world to teach "a lesson" to the dragonborn that is currently fighting Alduin
lolll
They did that to me to when I was trying to get the glitch with the grey beards with the ice shout XD
Not to mention that the only things this guy stole were owned by the greybeards, so a greybeard went down the mountain, into a town, and put up a contract, then the thugs came up the mountain
It's funny considering this person is doing a speedrun and the thugs ended up attacking Alduin. They're actually helping.
No they were attacking paarthurnax I think
Greybeards: *Summon the Dragonborn*
Dragonborn: *Is literally outside their door, immediately enters, shouts, then proceeds to aggressively nudge them while sprinting around*
Bandit - "Now ain't this a surprise!"
*Dovakin runs right past him*
Bandit - "but..."
Dovahkiin*
Bandit: "but I thought it was a surprise, tho..."
Wow, those Hired Thugs were tenacious. Follow you to the top of the highest mountain and decide to "teach you a lesson" as two ancient dragons fight to the death surrounded by falling meteors and magic that shakes the foundation of Tamriel itself. All because you stole some cheese or something.
That's some quality cheese right there. I'd climb to the top of the highest mountain to exact revenge on cheese of that caliber.
Hired Thugs- "She's at the Throat of the World? That's going to cost you triple!"
Client- "She stole my cheese."
Hired Thugs- "SHE STOLE YOUR CHEESE!?! Half price for you, and we're tracking this mother f****r down, no matter where she is!"
imagine someone running their ass off in real life, and then they immediatly stop for one hour without moving, and then continue running for a few seconds, and then to wait an hour again.
Pretty much this speedrun.
The1joaopedro why does he do that? I was wondering why he pauses and waits an hour...
for his stamina to return
I literally sat there staring at your comment laughing my ass off like an idiot nonstop and I cried of laughter and still couldn't stop I don't know what happened to me but that was the best laugh I got for last 4 years or so :D
LostInDreams Honestly me tho...
LostInDreams Fat people in a nutshell
2:25
"Wait!"
*already a half mile away*
"You have committed crimes..." begins the guard, "Smart." he finishes.
Lmao
"You have committed crimes again. Smart."
In game it took this dragonborn only 13 days from her arrival in skyrim to killing alduin.
i started the college questline today just started the game 3 days ago its so much fun
E skyrim is easily in my top 3 favorite games of all time
Well the entire Buu Saga was like 1 day, so.
@@northscene Oblivion is better in my opinion.
On the peak of the tallest mountain in Skyrim, where the two eldest dragons and the last dragonborn fight in a fiery rain of fire. "We are here to teach you a lesson."
Shug Lordis Fiery rain of fire? thats redundant.
Huh what's the lesson oh yeah sorry I skipped leg day I was training to save the world won't happen again
Finishes the game in 1:28:28. Me at 1.28.28: "how wide should I make my cheekbones?" .
Zoning out for 5 seconds feels like I missed 30 minutes of the game
U probably did
@@bobthebuilder1360 I literally came here to say that... As an all to common man has said, "you h... Smart m"
Cuz ya did
this dude climbing up high hrothgar with footwraps
And not using the 7000 steps
Bro I used glass armour I grind until that *FUCKING* *TROLL* *CANT* *HURT* *ME* *ANYMORE*
@@horatio899 Join the companions
Become a furry
Kill Troll lol
@@DariusGOLaru YESSSS
@@horatio899 i usually just get a horse and make a run for it past the troll, or hire a mercenary to tank the damage while i shower arrows and firebolts at him.
I love how he's already waiting behind the door at High Hrothgar after killing the first dragon.
- DOVAHKIIN !
- (instantly opens the door) Yes ?
Hilarious shoulder barges on the Greybeards as well.
Can we take a moment to appreciate how flawlessly this player runs over rocks/mountains
Why is that difficult
They just write weird ass comments for like don't bother
Shits hard
Dragonborn : kills alduin
Guard : yeah we are gonna have to arrest you for stealing a cheese wheel
Dude they worth it
A thief is a thief. Either in the game or rl it still a damn thief.
@@Sonek4BR Ok but like are you gonna take the guy to jail that literally save the damn world for stealing a cheese wheel? Nah i didn’t think so.
@Eating Danger But you have to take into count that he saved everyone’s life and they should be able to afford to give a cheese wheel
@@jacksonmeshaw5249 Doesn't matter in a court of law
Balgruuf: By my honor, I name you Thane of Whiterun!
Dragonborn: Cool cool, now I need to trap a dragon in the palace!
Balgruuf: . . .
I know this is an old comment but I just did my own "speedrun" today and I hadn't finished the conversation so I did this on accident
Hello Hello cool i just start playing
I've always found it so great that the Moth Priests spent their entire life training to read Elder Scrolls, and almost always end up blind because of it, yet you just rip this thing open and walk away like it was nothing.
Hurtydwarf lmao true
The only reason he could read it was because he reading it on a rift that had been made after sending Alcuin away.
because he is a dragon
dragon born
Both times you read Elder Scrolls (the Dragon at the World-Wound, and the Blood (technically all three) at the Ancestor Glade,) you are standing in a nexus of power that harmonises with them.
In Dragon's case, the nexus is the paradox that was caused when Felldir wielded it against Alduin. In Blood's case, the nexus is the combination of your swarm of Ancestor Moths and whatever is generating the lightwell (though even with these advantages, you almost get screwed up by the reading.)
Moth Priests don't tend to have either advantage when reading Scrolls, so they need prep time and risk for any reading (as seen with Dexion.)
The quarter second of him getting stuck on random things feels like an eternity
Lol truth
Im not sure Faendal signed up for all this shit
You he want's camilla and so he shall fight for her
jordi199516 She better be worth it.
You I think he'll be dissapointed, all she's talking about is how much it means to have the claw back, even when alduin is defeated the claw seems to be the big deal
jordi199516 Just like in real life, they're never happy
the betrayal to faendal lmao
Delphine unlocks her top secret hiding place to talk to the Dragonborn alone and an entire group of people end up down there lmao
When you’re over at a friend’s house and they bought a game you can’t afford
Lmfaooo
Thats fuckin funny
This the best and most relatable one yet 👀
You can borrow it from your friend
Omg xD literally me playing bloodborne on my friend's ps4
I remember when Skyrim was debuted some people were able to play the game for an hour or so, with Howard walking around talking with them. The look on his face if someone beat the game there lmao.
Faendal probably regretting sending that love letter now xD
when u rent a game from Redbox.
This year too
This comment deserves to be higher up!
Senpa1 Kush this year too
took him 3:45 minutes to destroy Svens whole life..savage
but appropriate
"You have committed crimes. Smart man."
Made my day! 😂😂😂😂
Best comment on this video
Im dying
Woman
You have committed smart.
Man crimes.
Dragonborn : Defeats Alduin at the Throat Of The World
Also Dragonborn : YOU'VE REACHED LEVEL 5!
Its a giant goat masquerading as a horse lol
At the time this dude dinished the game, I had gotten to 100 sneak.
yes, i used an exploit. Yes, it felt like it took years.
@@logando3305 I got my sneak up to 100 before I even left the cave, where the bear was from the beginning LoL. I swear the higher are level the harder they are.
@@zacharysimpson7353 yeah thats how i got to 100 sneak. i said it FELT like it took a long time, not that it actually took a long time
@@logando3305 the monsters were super strong... But I think sneak took me hour's .... Can't remember
"Well ain't this a surprise"
*Ignores and runs past*
WHIT lol as I read this comment that exact moment played in the video
😂
The waiting one hour for regaining stamina is so obvious and simple yet it never came to my mind in my hundreds of hours in this game
It took me 20 minutes to realize despite playing more than 600 hours to skyrim, I never finished the main quest. So I had to stop the video in order to avoid spoil.
You only needed to say It took you a little bit to realize you needed to pause to avoid spoilers, no one cares about your hours
Fine Fit I care. I think it's cool how long he was able to play without completing the main quest. If he only played like, ten hours, then it wouldn't be remarkable at all.
connor is best boy good for you, your one of four people
Fine Fit It gives more of a look on how long they spent on other things besides the soul objective of the game tho
I’ve played a lot of Skyrim (like everyone else watching this video) and there is a lot I still have yet to do
Alduin: Come over.
Me: I can't, I'm being executed.
Alduin: My parents aren't home.
Shunu 😂😂😂😂😂
Vore
Ok I'm sorry
What
I love that for me growing up, this was just a feeling. Now it’s a meme. That’s cool though.
Me: Is Parthunnax at home though?
Alduin: Um...
By then end of this video... I would have had my first encounter with a rabbit.
By the half of it I made my first major mistake and messed with a chicken
T-Bone T-Bone By the end of this video i would have been bringing dragonstone to Fungus... Thats not the wizards name.. Cant remember xD
Eetu The Hunter Farengar*
Eetu The Hunter man I hated that guy he was so rude lmao
I would almost be done picking the mouth for my character
Those hired thugs delivered a real Skyrim experience
Not many can accept the greeting from the greybeards. except of course faendal.
jmarkellos And lydia
Meanwhile an hour and a half later I finally finish deciding on my character class/race/look etc.
i know the feel
It doesn't strike you how many hours he actually went through the game to find out how to set the world record? It's not pointless, it's actually pretty coolo
me too, for all of the races & 2 extra imperials, I'm gonna:
1) beat the game with each
2) get all of them to level 100
3) on xbox 360, no pc
4) then I have to start from scratch when I get an xbox one
CRINGE :'(
AAFcommander
Hope you have legendary edition, because otherwise, the max level is 81.
and if you do, then it's a simple matter of sneaking behind hadvar at the beginning of the game for a few hours, hitting him every few seconds, and legending the sneak skill occasionally.
FalcoFury lel
Okay, I've finally created my character. Let's start this game! ...what do you mean you're already finished?
Arngeir: There is a new dragonborn. We must call them. DOVA-
Dragonborn: heyitsmethedragonborn
Arngeir: How did you get he-
Dragonborn: *violently shoulder barges elderly man for talking*
I feel like im watching someone play mirrors edge in a forest
EzioAuditore HAHAHAHAHA YOUR AWESOME thanks for de funny commetar😂
Comment of this year. :D
Norbert Harsányi hahahah yeaaaaah men
tue br ne
Hes so good it almost makes you forget that its on legendary difficulty
Haha acts as if this game takes skill, not surprising coming from someone with an Assassin's Creed profile picture.
TheRealManiac Don't care if someone gets triggered or not, learn to not project onto other people and maybe you'll have a more pleasant time.
rakkatytam is someone triggered?
definitely somewhere
he barely fought anyone
1:04:15 I wonder what these Hired Thugs' story must've been like, not only to have climbed the 1000 steps, but also surmount the harrying storm to get to the peaktop, only to then stumble upon an epic battle between 2 dragons of ancient times and the fucking Dragonborn, hell of a day, must've been Monday for them xD
Cid Alderlaine "We're here to teach you... oh, was this a bad time?"
Cid Alderlaine r:ää
"We literally want the best thugs money can buy."
"But, sir it's just one woman!"
"Well what if they need to be strong enough to hike a freezing mountain covered in storms no regular men can pass only to find the dragonborn fighting two insanely powerful dragon amidst the freezing storms?"
"Tru"
Twitch Emotes no come right on we are have some small talk (because shouts are deadly verbal debates)
Then they become guards because they took an arrow to the knee.
Amazing how he kept looking at the sky while fighting Alduin and still managed not to dodge a single meteor
Lol I was thinking the same thing. For someone with total mastery of the game, this dude sucks at dodging meteors lol
Faendal has seen some shit
Al C nice to see an elf buddy in skyrim though
Al C something funny, skyrim is based on norse shit, and in Norway, faendal literally translates to fuckdale or fuckvalley
MrTakvam "norse shit"
Tf do you have against the norse/scandinavians?
dude he obviously meant "norse things" - he didnt mean it as "norse" is shit-
Templar you're a perfect example of norse intelect
1:04:16 Most dedicated group of Thugs in all of fiction :P
Lmfao, they kno da wey. No need shouts or anything :D
The sound of bear foot running on rocks in skyrim pleases me greatly
lmao
bare foot
Is she part bear?
me too :3
sounds like your fetish
These are so much more interesting and impressive than glitch runs
True
Absolutely!
I disagree.
@@imtiazmihad1850 thats fair they do some crazy shit in glitch speed runs but these Glitchless ones show how far they'll go to get the perfect run.
@@imtiazmihad1850 I think many people find these more impressive since he plays under the same circumstances like yourself and so you can compare yourself to him better.
You have no real comparison value for Glitch speed runs unless you do them yourself and so it's really hard to be impressed by them instead of just interested.
*proceeds to steal a horse then rides said horse straight up a vertical incline for several hundred meters*
Yea I've done running like that an horses seem to climb up on some parts, the game creators seem lazy to fix it
@@zacharysimpson7353 at this point if it's not fixed it's a feature and not a bug
her: baby come over
this guy: can't just started a new skyrim account
her: well my parents are leaving in an hour, 28 minutes and 9 seconds
this guy:
Lol
Riley Wilson Epicarcher999 this doesn't make sense
coke the tin can
You must be virgin.
dwerg2k 1 I am
2 I'm actually just retarded and read it wrong
Riley Wilson Epicarcher999 Almost like: "How long does it take to screw in a lightbulb in EVE Online?" 1 Day, 59 hours, 45 minutes, 54 seconds.
I like how around 1:04:00 the hired thugs climbed the highest mountain in all of tamriel, then just nonchalantly walk past this battle of epic proportion between dragons and men for the fate of the entire world and they are worried about "teaching you a lesson"
This reminds me of how I hike;
Walk 10 seconds, take an hour long break
Poor faendal must be having a mental breakdown for doing all those shit in an hour.
Erik-Kun what else was he gonna do with his day? chop wood? resume life as a meager beta male? both of those would make you insane faster
Erik-Kun HOW THE HELL IS HE UP THERE HE SAYED HEY FOLLOW ME 4 DAMN MINUTES AGO
That moment when you realize the peace council probably took about 20 minutes longer than the rest of the entire game
When Tulles said, "this is a waste of time." I immediately out loud said YES IT IS XD
Idk if my game broke but I never got this on my 3rd play thru only on my other 2
@@bobthebuilder1360 You cant do the peace council quest in the main storyline if you've already completed the war as either the Empire or Stormcloaks, so that might be why you didnt see it!
@@babsiiee81 oh lol
@@babsiiee81 I was hoping someone would explain that. I've only killed Alduin a few times but always after finishing several faction quest lines. Learn something new about Skyrim every day lol
My current character is level 52 and I haven’t even met the graybeards yet.
Don't think that your run can still beat the record but keep at it!
Wow really
Sounds about right
Me too! Mine is level 55 and haven't met them too!!
I always try to get it over with ASAP because I like Unrelenting Force so much.
Well, this is a proper speedrun where character actually runs and not flying or glitching through walls, nicely done!
I love seeing people beat the game "as intended" as well. It's the ultimate gamer flex.
Glitchless runs are impressive but I think glitches are impressive as well. Some are really precise to pull off
@@luke1835 it's not a glitch if you do it on purpose. As such, skyrim is not a glitchy game
52:42 "You are ready to learn the final word Dah, which means Push" Idk, Arngeir, the dragonborn has been pushing you pretty thoroughly for the last hour.
*RUNS LIKE A MADMAN UNTIL EXHAUSTED*
Rests for one hour
*RUNS LIKE A MADMAN UNTIL EXHAUSTED*
Rests for one hour
*RUNS LIKE A MADMAN UNTIL EXHAUSTED, THEN JUMPS FORWARD WITH A SHOUT*
Rests for one hour
*RUNS LIKE A MADMAN, then jump through some hills and mountains, KEEPS RUNNING LIKE A MADMAN UNTIL EXHAUSTED AND THEN JUMPS FORWARD WITH A SHOUT*
Rests for one hour
he definitely ain't skipping leg day
mxr?
He is doing HIIT bro
NPC: *talks*
Speedrunner: *_IDONTHAVEENOUGHTIME_*
"nope, sorry, nothing"
Every chest in Skyrim: "You have to wait for me to open."
Speedrunner: "You are already looted."
Chests: "Nani!?"
I use a mod that makes searching through stuff like fallout 4 and man is it soooooo good. Gameplay is massively improved just by convenient looting mechanics alone. Speeds up my gameplay immensely.
Doctor: You have 1:34:05 left to live
Me:
Riley Kaalberg what a UA-cam comment clich'e
You have good taste
you'd probably only get to watch up to 1:30:00
Ad plays
*Pulls out gaming setup from pocket
All that was heard was the pitter patter of bare feet and a slight gust of wind as she made her way to Soverngarde and back.
Nice to see a speedrun where the player isn't just running around glitched under the map the whole game.
Well don't look at any percent speed runes then....
This IS an any% speed run. He doesn't do anywhere NEAR 100% of the game.
You mean he needs to look FOR glitchless runs.
Worldrecord speedrun for skyrim is 41min (2014). He is a fake :)
Seth this is a glitchless run dumbass
Seth should just learn how to not be an idiot. It is a glitchless legendary run.
I can't even decide my character name or race in this time. What a legend
Legend has lost all meaning
Sad world we live in
I'm currently neglecting all my responsibilities to watch a 4 year old speed run of a game I never beat
go beat the game wtf
@@Murasame13 no
🤣🤣🤣 bro I've never played skyrim it just randomly popped into my suggestion so I'm watching a 5 yr old speed run
You are responsible for finishing this game
Well at least I'm not alone :\ I was supposed to work on my car at my dad's today. Stayed home cause I slept in too late and told myself yet again that I'd catch up on my business stuff so I can not be on the verge of bankruptcy anymore, or at least finish my friend's late bday present.. and ended up watching this instead