wait WAIT you just gave me an idea so you know how we can clone things from a group of their cells \ imagine if in the future, squids were extinct, then they found a magicly preserved carcus in a backyard(wouldnt be preserved nor still the backyard i know) but then they take it to a lab and are like" yay we can restore an entire species!" and now you have a terrfing squid human combo just... chilling
wtf I had my sound turned off and was watching the cooking but this my out of nowhere started talking that he almost wanted to impregnate a butter stick💀
The mom about to coke the squid: Babe, this smells weird. Kinda squidy! The dad: it's a squid it's supposed to smell like squid The mom: Oh, your right The kid:💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️
Nah bro look sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do but bro a squid, he couldn’t even make it out the kitchen, and he passed out!! Bro is the most devious diabolical human to walk on this planet 😭😭
The way my jaw dropped when I realized he did that to a SQUID and not a piece of butter 😭😭😭 I don’t think I’ve seen a plot twist like this in a long time that genuinely made me gasp out loud, like hand covering mouth and all 💀
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Do not let bro cook again 💀
Bro doesn't want to cook it bro he likes it raw 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@deaddeer7179 SOBBING
dont let bro microwave again
He wouldn’t cook….he would use it in other ways…
@@deaddeer7179😂
That’s enough internet for today
That’s enough internet for the rest of my life
Yeah…
yeah...y...maaaah
I’ve seen and heard worse
yea im going 2 touch grass
You had 15 girls and yet you still did it to squidward's cousin.
Wow fax
Technically, Squidward is actually an octopus, but yeah.
RIP Squilliam
😂
@@zach_melikhow tf is SQUIDward a octopus? Like why is that believable?
imagine some archeologist finding it like 5000 years in the future and having to think why the heck is there human nut in a squid outside of water
Yeah, if it was inside water I’d understand 😂
I was thinking the same.
wait WAIT you just gave me an idea
so you know how we can clone things from a group of their cells
\
imagine if in the future, squids were extinct, then they found a magicly preserved carcus in a backyard(wouldnt be preserved nor still the backyard i know)
but then they take it to a lab and are like" yay we can restore an entire species!"
and now you have a terrfing squid human combo just... chilling
@@thebest4594what that would be so crazy 😭😭
What would be even worse is if that is the only proof that he existed
zoophilia and necrophilia at the same time is bonkers😭
LOL
Combo!
Didn't even think about it like that but yeah...dude had sex with a squid. A dead one at that...
Necrobeastiality
2× XP
And my man passed out? That beating mustve been diabolical😭🙏🙏
STOP ITTT 💀💀
CEASE AND DESIST 💀💀💀
LMAOOO
💀💀
He couldn’t even make it out the kitchen either!! Diabolical can’t even describe this, no words in the English vocabulary can describe this 💀💀
“stop playing with your food” at a whole another level
You had 15 options and fumbled all of them lmao
Fr 😂😂
For a squid😭😭😭
He had 16 and bagged one then bagged it again before burying it
what were the options
edit: oh it was the girls, thanks for replying !
@@isameserah161 the girls
Bro Went WAY To Far... 💀
Real
Bro you’re like 8 💀💀💀
@@GamerTVRbut at least he has a lot of subs
She* not every human has a pole there are holes too yk? Like thats how u were made
@@That_romanian_guy1people use bro for anyone online bud get used to it
I would say "who let bro cook", but bro didnt even cook it
He came in it
bro im genuinely scared💀
Me too wtf 😂😂
Even Satan is terrified of this shit bro 💀
💀
Yeah 💀💀
Not even satans wants bro💀
satan has to ask god to make the 10th circle for this mf
💀
Bro had 15 girls to choose but he chose squidward💀
Bro💀
NAH 💀
I mean, he ain't the first to do the Tortellini
💀
@@jellyAn6930 WHAT 💀
@@jellyAn6930🫵🏾💀
Bro really did it.
Intrusive thoughts told him that “game was game.”
My man had 15 people to do it with and he said damn squidward be looking damn fine today💀💀😭
The squid did NOT die for this 💀
Ong bro 😭
Imagine being a squid and watching a teenager deposit their hormones in your dead body 💀
real somebody grab his reboot
@@combustiblelemon-up8snbet
He tuned into a squirt
not even batman could get this information out of me 😭
Not only batman the entire justice league
Batman??? Try Darkseid nobody could pry this info from me
They could give me veritaserum and I still wouldn't tell them that
Not even cia water boarding me would get me to say this out loud
Same.
Bro tf the Japanese Yakuza and the Mexican cartel combined could not torture this information out of me.
Hey it's the Mexican cartel
💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@user-ci5rj2fq2r Oop 💀
@@user-ci5rj2fq2roh..
@@user-ci5rj2fq2ri fucked a dead squid im sorry
Not bro violating Squidward like that☠️💀
You had Squidward playing your clarinet? 😅😂
No way 💀
Underrated
And everyone wonders why Squidward is so pissed off all the time
Holy fuckin shit LMAO
Nah what fuck lmao 🤣
Dale what the hell.
@@HankHill1998 give me my lawn mower
BROOOO NO 😭
Archeologists bouta be confused as hell In 200 years
Edit: I’m not talking about bones😂
💀
☠️
Yeah 💀
💀
💀💀💀
PETA doesn’t even know what to attack this guy for💀
Bro is sharing this 💀 this man’s secrets could probably collapse governments 😭😭
Nah bruh, batman could NOT get this shit outta me
Fr💀
Enraged goku could NOT get this shit outta me💀
Dont lie , we all know you couldnt keep anything from batman 😅😂
@@firelightningdragon7932nah bro I’m taking this one to my grave
@@firelightningdragon7932 there's this little thing called "the easy way out"
bro went too damn far 💀
You think?!!!
wtf I had my sound turned off and was watching the cooking but this my out of nowhere started talking that he almost wanted to impregnate a butter stick💀
How was it even a perfect shape 🤔
I mean how did she measure it 😅
@@firelightningdragon7932 *he
@@firelightningdragon7932its a guy not a girl
that’s enough internet for today
Squidward Got violated with this one 😂😂😂
The CIA couldn't waterboard this information out of me 💀
This the most underrated comment I have seen
Frr
Literally
Gonna need Chinese water droplet torture to get this shit outta me
Ong
Few years later scientists think they found a new spices💀
Species* not spices
Bro said spices💀
how tf is a dead squid gonna reproduce?, it fertilises the soil to become a plant.
Lol
@@IcxnicalForxvxrHow you know he not taking about spice 💀💀💀💀
you can not torture that info out of me
I dropped my phone when I herd “squid”
that info would go to the grave with me
me to
@@user-fc8lu1vm1jtoo*
But the squid went to the grave for it
Don’t squids have a VERY sharp tooth?
@@mustafagani1816 💀💀
The CIA, batman, the cartel, and the yakuza with all their joint effort couldn't get that information out of me.
Theyre all run by the same people anyway
@@BigP18 Batman did NOT sacrifice for this
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm falling over laughing 😂😂 this is the 1 example of 'I will take this ro my grave'😂😂😂😂
Hahaha same id take it to my grave lol
Silence, I can tell you use tumblr based off of your pfp. @@BigP18
Bro violated a squid and left the body in his backyard that’s wild
Bro felt that squid in his hand and couldn’t even make it out the kitchen 💀💀
At least bro didn’t clean it and let his parents cook😂
UNDERRATED COMMENT
😨
I fr thought thats where it was going
The mom about to coke the squid: Babe, this smells weird. Kinda squidy!
The dad: it's a squid it's supposed to smell like squid
The mom: Oh, your right
The kid:💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️
How can i erase my bloody memory
that squid is gonna fine your some day "papa papa"
Squidward did NOT die for this shit 😭😭😭‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💀💀💀
He's an octopus, not a squid
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😊
@@Yellowguy0619 his name is squid word squid is in his name
@@sarawyatt9242 but he's canonically an octopus in the show
@@Yellowguy0619Octopussy
The FBI would never get me to say that💀
That squid was violated 💀
Bro is the deep
I was looking for this information
The poor fucking Squid bro didn’t die for this…but also I cannot Contain my laughter☠️
Same 😂💀
Nono you got your words mixed up
Its: The poor bro fucking squid
Man took squid game literally.
Game for that squid
lol
LMAO 💀
212, Han Mi Nyeo in a nutshell.
(Yes, I'm an actual Squid Game fan.)
Bro became the deep 💀
The best part of this video is the comment section
The squid died a second time that night (he donated the squid his ink)
the squid died twice
Buddy said he awoke naked in his kitchen deep in a squid... bro got possessed by the demon of lust
The squid got assaulted even after death 💀
That one last short before bed:
Real💀💀💀
How is this scary?
@@humble._juvi268 it’s not scary it just weird
@@NicolasGerosa i dont see how its bad to watch before bed tho
@@humble._juvi268 no that is not what he means he means that he is done with UA-cam like as he is losing brain cells
imagine that moment flashes right before you die 💀💀💀
Then you KNOW FOR SURE you're going to Hell
you couldn’t water board this shit outta me 😭😭
Never let bro cook again 💀 💀 💀
hey
@@EnergeticSpark63-🗿
@@Russell-vq6ux hey
@@EnergeticSpark63Can you see the radiant light? Can you hear the beautiful chant?
Dawg, you couldn't leak the group chat to get this information outta me 💀
Ong
When you won't get accepted into hell because you're too evil:
Balls deep into a squid is atrocious 💀
The CIA couldn't torture that information out of me.💀
hey
Not even the cartel could torture this information out of me
Bro took Squid Game to a whole new level… 💀🦑
bro you could've tooken me instead of the poor squid 😭
Tooken?
Aye yo 🤨
Even the butter idea is weird asf
Nah bro look sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do but bro a squid, he couldn’t even make it out the kitchen, and he passed out!! Bro is the most devious diabolical human to walk on this planet 😭😭
@@luket1017 That would be such a waste of food
This information would have NEVER ABSOLUTELY NEVER left my mouth 😭😭😭
Neither did it leave the squid
@@Zennomm😭😭😭💀💀💀
If I was him I’d carry this TO MY GRAVE
Bro was tryna make a new pokemon 💀😭
Nah when they said ‘get rid of the evidence’ I genuinely was scared that he was gonna eat it
bro fr
The other story of this he had cooked it for his parents
Even his FBI agent disowned him after this
How am I supposed to live with this knowledge
Bro was diabolical with it
"S- Squidward?... Wha- what happened?..."
not squidward😭
u people in the comment are damm too creative 💀
I--i i died and got fucked then came back to live👌🏾 thats why my ink is white👍🏾
IM TRAUMATIZED💀
Bro the version i read in that he cooked that squid and gave it to his parents to eat it💀💀
Pov: the squid gets pregnant and 9 months later a mutant arises from the dirt to take over our planet. The squid wins
Not only is bro not allowed to cook again- he is banned from the kitchen entirely.
nah, he's just banned from the refridgerator
Gordon Ramsay gonna end him 💀
My boy did not die for this
That squid ain't ever seen the light of day again💀💀💀💀💀
Just imagine the archaeologists after 10.000 years finding a violated squid in the house's backyard.
I thought when he said I had to dispose of the evidence he was gonna eat it 💀💀💀
💀💀💀
I mean it would taste pretty good if u ask me😅
That'd be even worse 😭💀
It would taste pretty good if you ask me 😋
I hope he would at least add seasoning
Nah the U.S. government couldn't torture this information out of me 💀
That squssey was crazy
Splatoon: the prequel
At least the squid wasnt alive 🤷♂️
That makes it even dirtier...
that's worse.
You mean it's a shame
Sadly
@@haurinori it’s fucked up but it is NOT worse my guy 😭
Squidward got violated by that guy 😭
That squid did NOT die for that💀
Squidward has seen better days 💀
Do NOT tell this man about splatoon 😭😭😭
Inklings are kids 😭
@@definitelynot9510 This mf would go “even better”😭
He dont care
BROOOO 😭😭😭
Bro pulled a necrophilia and zoophilia, DON'T add pedophilia too 😭
The way my jaw dropped when I realized he did that to a SQUID and not a piece of butter 😭😭😭 I don’t think I’ve seen a plot twist like this in a long time that genuinely made me gasp out loud, like hand covering mouth and all 💀
This made me laugh so hard 😂whereas everyone else is “traumatized” I had a good laugh. Bro violated that squid
Bro you couldn't waterboard this information out of me, tf 😭
i am gonna pretend i did not just hear that
I genuinely started crying the first 30 seconds in.
Rumour has it that only dolphins and crabs are left before he has conquered the sea
I don’t think people are processing that. He quite literally had sex with a dead animal. That is insane.
"A banana? Some kind of melon? Left overs that somehow had a hole? Nah, he couldn't be that down ba-"
“Batman you know what I’m gonna do to that thing”
@@Us-Navy"No joker thats an animal😟😟"
@@wetmimikyu there's no rules for dead animals batman
We ain’t hearing bro out on this one 💀💀
the way my jaw dropped and a tear went down my face omg
"when i was 15" made me realize it's gonna be crazy af
Bro even Hitler, Genghis Khan, and Napoleon can't take an information like that from me 💀
"The warm squid" 😭😭😭😭