i was lookin' forward to seein' Trump send off some funny jabs..i fell asleep, but apparently heard it was just a geezer shouting match. Trump gotta be smarter, but again, all this blm & chemical warfare of rona, he didn't sign up for this. he's a charismatic capitalist. honestly, he doesn't deserve to inherit this 'rona plot..they'll keep spreading cases & lockdowns on & on until they get their mandatory vaxination profits. we've all gotta let the chips fall, & defend ourselves. politicians will not save us, the big tech x pharma alliance govern our freedoms, & right now, they've aligned to enslave us & kill a few of us off for population regulation, natural resources conservation, market heists, etc. everyone needs to pay attention to the plot
Worked at HD and Lowe's and was forklift, standing lift, and order picker (basically a forklift you drive standing on a pallet to get heavy items from the top racks). You'd be surprised at the people that get certified on these things. Driving them around the store during business hours, either high, drunk or both. Every isle had bent racking from being hit. They put security cameras on every other aisle at about 8 ft., and half of them were destroyed in 2 weeks. Matt may not need to get a job there. Just find the highest employee (don't worry, it's not hard) and stand next to them as they try to pull down about 30 or 40 2"x6"x30' treated lumber decking boards. If they're high enough, they'll forget to get a spotter and put up gates. Just 1 or 2 of those falling from 25' would definitely eff you up, if not kill you. The lawsuit would be epic. PS: anyone thinking of working at Lowe's or HD, don't. They are absolute horrible employers.
Barndog low key rules, better than lots of bigger names, especially when you factor in the zoom handicap. I kinda think these 3 should be a team permanently. I bet in the same room they'd shred.
I did a deep dive on the phenomenon of "Retard Strength". Basically we all have the most contact with down syndrome folks in high school, and they develop into adults at a much younger age, so they are as strong as an adult, but they don't continue to get stronger. The special olympics weight lifting records are not impressive
You're right, I'm pretty "retard strength" is not a thing. My daughter has DS and I learned most people with Downs have low muscle tone and loose joints.
highly encourage the dawgz here to binge thru MSSP from ep 1 im @ ep 114..this pod's the best..runnin' thru 'War Mode' next it occurred to me, it's "Always Sunny..", but real life from Philadelphia the bois are wild
man luis' negative energy, everytime i gotta take a break from rap & los, i comeback months later for big jay, zac, & guests, but luis..it's the same s--t. they've created a monster lettin' him co-run gas studio. none of them had the balls to partner w/ ralph, he had a kid on the way, he had no choice, & now he's the default boss of them all, & it's killing the vibe of every show he's on
Guy flipped a pallet of mulch from 20 foot up on a spotter (a guy keeping customers away from the area when someone is driving the forklift) at a Lowes not long ago... all stores had to retake the forklift training because of it. Was told the guy was like a tube of toothpaste after it him him.
31:17 That’d be pretty hilarious if there were trial periods for guns. I could totally see someone buying a gun, using it for a crime and then giving it back to the gun store before the trial period ended.
Shane drawing a swastika on his drunk passed out friend at a party is hilarious lol that and drawing chodes on your friends’ forehead is the best. Trust me, as a perpetrator and victim of the act 😂
facts. painfree dog training.. they hate water, but they need it. no harm. pour up a cold glass, when theyre barking uncontrollably or pissin'/shittin' everywhere, every time they do, make it a training game, poor the water on their heads & runaway, they'll try to dodge it, then chase you. it legit works. it cools them off, all the anxiety & panic they have
Shane and matt? my DAWGZ hanging out on a tuesday. Big fan of the new DAWG Brendan. Hard Times big fella. Let's go PHIL in PHILADELPHIA. ight pce DAWGZ.
On the "guy collapses a wearhouse on himself", I work for a major food producing company, and you could drive a truck into our stacks and they wouldn't fall... I've seen the videos, they're hilarious, but I'm not sure where you buy/who you have assemble your stacks to have this sort of catastrophic failure...
Lmao gotta hear it bro, what was your move? Also, this pod is so important because it’s the first thing that’s gotten regular, normal dudes that aren’t pussies to talk about embarrassing personal stuff the way girls do. Which IS kinda important to not killing ourselves in solitude.
@@Cegros I was essentially like a pudgy mod. Lots of pointy boots and spotty/paisley shirts. I learned though. I am now now pretty much always in a hoodie. You can't run from yourself forever.
I loved Shane's Curt Schilling story. Now he's gotta go start a video game company in Rhode Island. I hear they're pretty loose with their taxpayers money.
Down syndrome usually prevents you from feeling pain in the same way as a neurotypical person. They aren't technically stronger they're just feeling less pain. They generally have weaker cores compared to their arms and legs.
no cap..i need Matt to get out & spread his standup potions, brittany & baby will be str8, the people need to see this he hits different like Theo Von does from New Orleans, but Matt's PA perspective is hittin' too w/ Shane
This cast is so good up until the point Shane starts bashing hateful 8. I get it’s an nword play, but it’s still very good, in my humble opinion. I know I’m like 4 years late on this but I think my opinion matters a lot more than Shane’s, and I just wanted to get it out there. Thank you god, thank you America. All love to the dawgs, past, present and future💯
“I bashed my toe through socks and sandals while going to Sheetz to buy Skoal”
That is the most Shane thing he has ever said.
This is under rated
If Shane died in a car crash on a sheetz run for skoal it would be the equivalent to a viking dying on a raid
Under rated comment man 😂😂
Barndog just gives off the vibe of a close college friend who has seen some shit with you, no matter who you are. This was awesome
“The good, the bad and the nervous” is so fucking good
Only 20 minutes in and this episode is hilarious, Shane truly is one of the funniest men on the planet.
Gillis Mullen Soder and Normand. Funniest dudes making content right now
@@BigShaneGillis what is soder doing thats good right now?
Beanbag you ever heard of the bonfire?
He really fucking is, as a full blown autistic, I love when he makes fun of us
matt is funnier too which is insane
Oh dude the Woodman smashing a mug out of spite is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. "Yow fuck this mug dewd!"
I've had a version of this dude as a roommate like 5 times. And a Bass player like 3 times.
definite jazz bassist vibes
“I’m wishing on every candle bro” lmao great line Shane
Nothin like dropping a cast during the debates
i was lookin' forward to seein' Trump send off some funny jabs..i fell asleep, but apparently heard it was just a geezer shouting match. Trump gotta be smarter, but again, all this blm & chemical warfare of rona, he didn't sign up for this. he's a charismatic capitalist. honestly, he doesn't deserve to inherit this 'rona plot..they'll keep spreading cases & lockdowns on & on until they get their mandatory vaxination profits. we've all gotta let the chips fall, & defend ourselves. politicians will not save us, the big tech x pharma alliance govern our freedoms, & right now, they've aligned to enslave us & kill a few of us off for population regulation, natural resources conservation, market heists, etc. everyone needs to pay attention to the plot
@@empowermph kaaaay
@@empowermph read the room
The dawgs are prophets, divine comedy. No one can be this funny all the time.
Shane drawing swaztikas on everyone forehead is so funny lol that car ride with his buddy crying in the car is so funny
Worked at HD and Lowe's and was forklift, standing lift, and order picker (basically a forklift you drive standing on a pallet to get heavy items from the top racks). You'd be surprised at the people that get certified on these things. Driving them around the store during business hours, either high, drunk or both. Every isle had bent racking from being hit. They put security cameras on every other aisle at about 8 ft., and half of them were destroyed in 2 weeks. Matt may not need to get a job there. Just find the highest employee (don't worry, it's not hard) and stand next to them as they try to pull down about 30 or 40 2"x6"x30' treated lumber decking boards. If they're high enough, they'll forget to get a spotter and put up gates. Just 1 or 2 of those falling from 25' would definitely eff you up, if not kill you. The lawsuit would be epic.
PS: anyone thinking of working at Lowe's or HD, don't. They are absolute horrible employers.
“You got two Britas, who better than you” lmao that took me like 5 minutes to come back from. Shout out Finnegan.
Barndog low key rules, better than lots of bigger names, especially when you factor in the zoom handicap. I kinda think these 3 should be a team permanently. I bet in the same room they'd shred.
He def doesn’t
Yeah barn dog does rule
Been needing some secret podcast
Kneading... but good try
@@bigheverly Thank you
Travis Toole I’m glad you’re were chill about it. 🤙🏻🤙🏻
@@bigheverly No problem, fellow human.
Have A Nice Day 🙂
Travis Toole i did and wish the same to you homie 🥰
"Now you have some weird semen right?" Directly after roasting him for being on unemployment. Funniest shit ever
Hell yes. Watch a the DAWGZ or watch the stupid debate? Shoutout to the DAWGZ. Shoutout Rigginz. Shoutout ShatNation.
shout to the shamans & potions of life elixir
I did a deep dive on the phenomenon of "Retard Strength". Basically we all have the most contact with down syndrome folks in high school, and they develop into adults at a much younger age, so they are as strong as an adult, but they don't continue to get stronger. The special olympics weight lifting records are not impressive
Put those weights in front of a ferris wheel and tell em john sena is on it.
hahahahaah
You're right, I'm pretty "retard strength" is not a thing. My daughter has DS and I learned most people with Downs have low muscle tone and loose joints.
@@jeridrinehart7853 its cool you don't let the retard jokes affect you... more people need that same mindset
@@bodysnatcher7078 some people just stay ready to be offended about something
highly encourage the dawgz here to binge thru MSSP from ep 1
im @ ep 114..this pod's the best..runnin' thru 'War Mode' next
it occurred to me, it's "Always Sunny..", but real life from Philadelphia
the bois are wild
Damn I thought showing feet was a pateron exclusive
How’s barndawg doing ? He’s at his best when Shane is checkin him & his actions
He’s dead
He’s alright I think, got married recently
Pretty sure barndog is the guy who signed up for kill tony when Shane was there
I think that was skinny barndawg
Ah hah, kmew he looked familiar.
I figured
48:07 When Shane looks back to see a picture of Brendan lol
You took the timestamp right out of my brain! Haha
The only thing more depressing than the low mic levels were Barndog's blinds. Someone help this guy out
Lol
Louisa Gomez is acting up shane, I think they need a Mr. Cool appearance
man luis' negative energy, everytime i gotta take a break from rap & los, i comeback months later for big jay, zac, & guests, but luis..it's the same s--t. they've created a monster lettin' him co-run gas studio. none of them had the balls to partner w/ ralph, he had a kid on the way, he had no choice, & now he's the default boss of them all, & it's killing the vibe of every show he's on
@@empowermph No.
@@empowermph queef
Brat correction.
"He layed with another" ........LOL!!!
Love Barn Dog, wish him all the best.
noo idea why im watching this right now but matt thinking the battle of midway was in chi is the best ever
Will someone please throw Shane on their health insurance so he can live long enough to get fired from a few more major shows! Lol
Guy flipped a pallet of mulch from 20 foot up on a spotter (a guy keeping customers away from the area when someone is driving the forklift) at a Lowes not long ago... all stores had to retake the forklift training because of it. Was told the guy was like a tube of toothpaste after it him him.
Came for Matt and Shane, but secretly wanna hear Phill yelling at Biden on the TV. Based Phill is based.
If we had a 20 min Political Phil breakdown on the Patreon that'd be sweeeeeeeeeeeeet
DaZese dude he’s gonna be the next Rush Limbaugh
Go Blind Challenge: Drink every time the Barndog does a People's Eyebrow.
Lol
When Shane said some of the only calories I burn are from getting in n outta chairs ... I felt that 😂
Bro! Just watching this I'm glad to still see these guys going strong
“There’s a Highlander in the mist” 😂
3:35 ; Matt should do ads for whatever bean bag thingy he's sitting on, looks gosh darn comfortable, I tell ya h'what
31:17
That’d be pretty hilarious if there were trial periods for guns. I could totally see someone buying a gun, using it for a crime and then giving it back to the gun store before the trial period ended.
Shane drawing a swastika on his drunk passed out friend at a party is hilarious lol that and drawing chodes on your friends’ forehead is the best. Trust me, as a perpetrator and victim of the act 😂
Barndog and Shane chemistry is great
Shane might be lookin hard R, but Matt just is hard R
Matt lookin good that friggin scamp
Johnny Pemberton is actually one of the good ones. Him and Duncan Trussell are great together.
funniest podcast I've ever heard
I tried a fraction of bluechew and could feel my heart beat through my ears
Shane looks like he bought a pair of Air Jordan 1s in 1985 and actually wore them.
facts. painfree dog training..
they hate water, but they need it. no harm. pour up a cold glass,
when theyre barking uncontrollably or pissin'/shittin' everywhere,
every time they do, make it a training game, poor the water on their heads & runaway,
they'll try to dodge it, then chase you. it legit works.
it cools them off, all the anxiety & panic they have
1:10 the joke-premise that the Holocaust started because black Israelites were too great at insulting Germans who have no humor, is brilliant 😆
He called me Hansel and Gretel lookin ass mfer... 😂😂
@@casondajoint9505😭😭that has me dying
The Midway a/c display is an SBD Dauntless.
Was this dude on kill tony with Shane?
Yup
shane pretended he didn't recognize him, a dude he lived with lmao
Dervish1234567 yeah felt bad to watch but if he lived with Shane he’s used to it
Dervish1234567 according to Rebar and nobody else haha
Man the Hateful Eight is a masterpiece of a movie lol, idk man Shane missed on this one
Yeah terrible call on Shane’s part
Barn dog is a true dawg
In high school I knew about 3 people who had settlements against septa who claimed to be getting money when they turned 18
Blue painters tape loosely covering the wound 😂😂😂
Please give Matt his own history podcast
Shane is a Vandal man. Lol circa 2014 our moves was piercing our boys ears
Shane and matt? my DAWGZ hanging out on a tuesday. Big fan of the new DAWG Brendan. Hard Times big fella. Let's go PHIL in PHILADELPHIA. ight pce DAWGZ.
Dude from the stories, Shane was the BIGGEST bully lol and he’s now one of the best stand ups out right now lol
Imagine being one of Shane's victims and thinking " this guy will never make it after highschool " and he's a fucking top 5 comedian lol I'd kms
@@caulinwilson3620 them kids at his school got bullied by the OG bully forreal. They should be thankful
First we had sway house now we got spaz house
Shane drawing swa’s on multiple peoples foreheads is fucking hilarious
Shanes a sandals and socks boy? I’m not surprised lmao
I like Barndog. He’s sweet and silly :)
Jesus christ man barndog is a sad case. I actually feel bad for him lol hope he's doing alright
Amazing episode
I love the bulls man
I ❤ Barndog
Cumtown “family lives matter”.
I've seen bad things happen in Philadelphia. Shout out Riggins. Shout out Pippa
Pippa nooooo
Saying The Hateful Eight sucked is the worst take I’ve ever heard from Shane
His other movies are way better compared to hateful 8
Barndog looks like this guy I went to high school with that is like completly schizo now and it makes everything he says so funny to me
On the "guy collapses a wearhouse on himself", I work for a major food producing company, and you could drive a truck into our stacks and they wouldn't fall... I've seen the videos, they're hilarious, but I'm not sure where you buy/who you have assemble your stacks to have this sort of catastrophic failure...
Cheap ass repubs in my experience
Phil had a prophetic Kamala prediction
I also tried to dress my way out of a mental crisis. It WAS tragic
Lmao gotta hear it bro, what was your move? Also, this pod is so important because it’s the first thing that’s gotten regular, normal dudes that aren’t pussies to talk about embarrassing personal stuff the way girls do. Which IS kinda important to not killing ourselves in solitude.
@@Cegros I was essentially like a pudgy mod. Lots of pointy boots and spotty/paisley shirts. I learned though. I am now now pretty much always in a hoodie. You can't run from yourself forever.
Sometimes you swing too far with dressing but settle in the middle which can be good also. Have to experiment to find what works for you.
Shane, have that toe looked at, or soak in warm salt water with distilled vinegar and Bernadine. Lost the tip of my toe to a bone infection.
Was this a patreon episode?
shane’s german is just irish
Why did Coward Hour end?????
“Shane. It’s my PlayStation”
Top left looks like he owns two lava lamps.
The zoloft struggle is real
Matt somehow looks older than hes ever looked in this episode haha and hes even got mad grey hair now compared to here
I know that I'm not the only one here who liked the hateful eight!!!
the good the bad n the nervous lol
I loved Shane's Curt Schilling story. Now he's gotta go start a video game company in Rhode Island. I hear they're pretty loose with their taxpayers money.
where can I get Phil’s gay shoes
If only we cared about the uss liberty as much as those boys cared about the uss arizona.
Down syndrome usually prevents you from feeling pain in the same way as a neurotypical person. They aren't technically stronger they're just feeling less pain. They generally have weaker cores compared to their arms and legs.
This ep wasn't long enough. Im buying shane new headphones
I needed the dogs after that debate
Classic Phil 😁
no cap..i need Matt to get out & spread his standup potions,
brittany & baby will be str8, the people need to see this
he hits different like Theo Von does from New Orleans,
but Matt's PA perspective is hittin' too w/ Shane
dude i cry laughed omg 1:01:00-1:02:55 around
This cast is so good up until the point Shane starts bashing hateful 8. I get it’s an nword play, but it’s still very good, in my humble opinion. I know I’m like 4 years late on this but I think my opinion matters a lot more than Shane’s, and I just wanted to get it out there. Thank you god, thank you America. All love to the dawgs, past, present and future💯
the hateful eight ruled
Ruled is a strong word. Okay, is the best I'll give it.
Tarantino’s worst
Liked it better than all his movies except Reservoir Dogs
HOW DARE YOU DISS HATEFUL 8!
Bunch of potatoes up in here. Barndog is a sweet tato
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46:51
Great guest 💯💯🤜🏽🤛🏿🙏🏿🙌🏾
It's an interesting theory as Derricks wife I heard was arrested for check fraud 2 times if true its hard to say zero connection
Wheres the paytch yo??
Nothing yet, but we did get a couple hot old testaments the other day
matt looks like he just woke up
LeMaire is the black nerd of MSSP except he has the opposite effect lol
we love lemaire around these parts