Bros, we should totally artificially inflate the price of dreadmaw by buying and selling them to ourselves for exorbitant prices to make this video true so Noah's authority and perspective is never questioned again.
i opened a super expensive card once and having to sell it was a nightmare. i can't see myself worrying about cardboard prices, volatility, negotiation and not getting scammed in a daily basis. that shit consumes more souls than a regular job
stores buy cards at like 40% if you want cash lol so your specs will have to double in price to break even if you're doing it for cash. At that point, just do actual stonks.
I've gotten a few really expensive cards too, like Oko (before he was banned lol) but I just kept them because I felt like it was cool to get them by chance
@@vincentsalcido9605 >.> I forget when I got my Oko. . .I didn't know he was worth anything at the time and by the time I knew he was banned. . .I also don't pay much attention to the worth of my cards though >.> The fact the Ur-Dragon keeps going up in price and knowing I'll never sell it . . .I wish I'd bought the other decks so badly if only to play them.
@@hallaloth3112 Damn; I always like to look at the value of some of the cards I got that seem valuable, like legendaries or strong looking cards like Arena Rector I found in a pack. But this time I already heard about Oko being valuable
The end statement, "I base this claim on literally nothing other than I want it to be true so I'll simply believe it" is literally the basis of most stock trading, so really Colossal Dreadmaw is basically the S&P500.
I heard Rudy from Alpha Investments is going to corner the Colossal Dreadmaw market after watching what Noah has been up too and it is making him nervous :P
Glad to hear you're making Collosal Dreadmaw your 8thPlaceDave "Hashepe Oasis". I love this slow growth of UA-camrs and their audience purchasing almost everything they can of a particular thing (TF2 community just had a lolichop scene done by Elmaxo, 8thPlaceDave has Seance and Hashepe Oasis, etc). I think it's a great thing for the economy.
As someone else who has done this I wish you well. Currently own 10k+ copies of marauder captain decided to make a collage portrait of the captain to hang above my bed.
So i can't give you a definitive price but as a low ball i would say roughly around 1k. Mainly due to a decent chunk of it coming from bulk buys and random eBay lots.But if i go by what price my local charges me to pick them out i would have spent $250 by modern price. it's 50 bulk commons for $10 bucks. though I do have a few beat up lod copies and around 30 league in played. so real price should be around 1-3k if i spent a lot when the card was played.
Unironically, if you sign them and sell them for like $10 to your subs, you'd make a ton of money. In fact, I'd buy several Magic The Noah signed Dreadmaws
I can say maybe 200% increase depends on how many you taking out of the market. But also have to be worried about reprints. So he got the long game for sure it might go up to $.20 and there you got doubled your money
this could kind of work if you pulled a spiffing brit and just bought all of them and set the new market price. If you buy ever single one Colossal Dreadmaw that's available then the price will go up and you can sell them for a profit, theoretically
While this is not necessarily good financial advice, it is a good overview of how to make money in life and probably better bad financial advice than many financial advisors have given people recently.
It's funny how every new thing I get into is now a money-making scheme, too. I'd pick Lego, tho. Price hikes there are virtually guaranteed with the right product.
This would probably actually work, at least a little bit, if Noah bought all available colossal dreadmaws and controlled their supply. I mean the chances of it working are slim, but technically still possible.
Before I watched, I thought he bought a Colossal Dreadmaw for $2. Turns out I was right!
I was right too
Worth it
Wouldn't it be $20
@@joshanderson6485 Now it is, after this video topkek.
Bros, we should totally artificially inflate the price of dreadmaw by buying and selling them to ourselves for exorbitant prices to make this video true so Noah's authority and perspective is never questioned again.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is called a pump and dump.
Honestly he could probably just sign them and sell them as merch to his viewers. Guy has 100K viewer the idea of 200 buying isnt that outlandish.
The speculator cabal is back
100% agree
Buy high and sell low lads
The fact that Noah is brazilian, makes everything so much better. Dude is real caralho
Dude is just a foda creator
Tudo faz sentido agora
deck de acre e amazônia melhor deck
Colossal Dreadmaw DIRETO DA AMAZÔNIA
Colossal Dreadmaw veio do Acre e eu POSSO PROVAR!
I fully expected this to be a merch drop. You could make so much money selling those Colossal Dreadmaws signed for $5 each
So much being 5*200= 1000$
Meh, not that impressive.
But as a free give away in a bigger project, that might add some spice :)
I click for your clear and concise gibberish
I stay for the power point demonstration
I almost died when the buy low sell high chart was a $0.01 difference 🤣🤣🤣
that is two dollar, imagine having that money in brazil!
"I base this claim on literally nothing other than I want it to be true, so I'll simply believe it"
Dude figured out the internet
Sums up religion quite nicely too.
“It’s all the same card, just 200 times.”
Me, who saw that one foil version: 🧐
i opened a super expensive card once and having to sell it was a nightmare.
i can't see myself worrying about cardboard prices, volatility, negotiation and not getting scammed in a daily basis.
that shit consumes more souls than a regular job
stores buy cards at like 40% if you want cash lol
so your specs will have to double in price to break even if you're doing it for cash. At that point, just do actual stonks.
I've gotten a few really expensive cards too, like Oko (before he was banned lol) but I just kept them because I felt like it was cool to get them by chance
@@vincentsalcido9605 >.> I forget when I got my Oko. . .I didn't know he was worth anything at the time and by the time I knew he was banned. . .I also don't pay much attention to the worth of my cards though >.> The fact the Ur-Dragon keeps going up in price and knowing I'll never sell it . . .I wish I'd bought the other decks so badly if only to play them.
@@hallaloth3112 Damn; I always like to look at the value of some of the cards I got that seem valuable, like legendaries or strong looking cards like Arena Rector I found in a pack. But this time I already heard about Oko being valuable
You think your investment is bad, i lost my life savings investing in a Russian oil company that was literally bombed by my own government.
Well, it's been six months and Colossal Dreadmaw has indeed went up in price to $0.18
The fact that this technically is correct but not with a card like colossal dreadmaw makes this even funnier
The end statement, "I base this claim on literally nothing other than I want it to be true so I'll simply believe it" is literally the basis of most stock trading, so really Colossal Dreadmaw is basically the S&P500.
The options for making money needed to be posted on a friendship tier list. That's one format of information everyone understands.
I love that your table is slightly misaligned. It's the little touches that crack me up.
Magic the Noah: "For legal reasons, this is not profesional or practical advice"
Also magic the Noah: "legal things = lame, ilegal things = cool"
Turns out, the legal disclaimer wasn't necessary. No comedic value was created in this video.
This is just the logic people used when they developed NFTs
Thanks! Here's a fiver. This is my favorite channel. Never stop
The fact that you might be Brazilian gave me such a whiplash that I fell out of my chair and was unconscious for 15 minutes.
I heard Rudy from Alpha Investments is going to corner the Colossal Dreadmaw market after watching what Noah has been up too and it is making him nervous :P
I just love when this dude goes with the "BAM!" thing
This advice made me a millionaire I can’t thank you enough!!
Glad to hear you're making Collosal Dreadmaw your 8thPlaceDave "Hashepe Oasis". I love this slow growth of UA-camrs and their audience purchasing almost everything they can of a particular thing (TF2 community just had a lolichop scene done by Elmaxo, 8thPlaceDave has Seance and Hashepe Oasis, etc). I think it's a great thing for the economy.
Serpentine Spike is going to be my Hashep Oasis!
I'd do it to Pentavus, but that would take work.
@@ticklezcat5191 i could see myself doing that with pentavus and tetravus, and there is another similar card but i son remember which
thanks for the laugh i really needed that
That Magic the Noah lore drop though.
Noah missed the Opportunity to sign and sell the Colossal Dreadmaw
I cannot stop laughing starting from "the con: legal (lame)" to the end of the video. Nice one.
Next time I'm in my local Magic shop, I'm buying some of these in your honor.
The Noah lore expands. The reason why he refuses to go to Brazil is because that’s where he is wanted for the murder of his boss.
He's doing the spiffin Brit 😂
I love learning about Macic the Cheoah's lore.
I almost feel sorry that Noah is not a Brazilian. They would have made him their favourite national magic streamer.
Noah's going to be the Seto Kaiba of Colossal Dreadmaw
Once again we see the amazing Noah with his drunken slideshow, brilliant!!!
As someone else who has done this I wish you well. Currently own 10k+ copies of marauder captain decided to make a collage portrait of the captain to hang above my bed.
How much did that cost?
So i can't give you a definitive price but as a low ball i would say roughly around 1k. Mainly due to a decent chunk of it coming from bulk buys and random eBay lots.But if i go by what price my local charges me to pick them out i would have spent $250 by modern price. it's 50 bulk commons for $10 bucks. though I do have a few beat up lod copies and around 30 league in played. so real price should be around 1-3k if i spent a lot when the card was played.
When I saw the title, I thought "What has Noah gotten himself into now?"
The wisdom on this guy is next level, can you sell me some course to be more like you?
yes colossal dredmaw is the strongest magic card ever printed and this video is amazing content!
To be fair, I bought cards like mana crypt and sliver queen back when they were around 40-60$ each and they have more than trippled in value since.
This is the best explanation of pyramid schemes I’ve ever heard
Better financial advice than some other toutube channels. I give it 6/6 dreadmaws.
You should buy all the Alpha dreadmaws.
I legit thought ya got scammed.... ya got me lmao😮
if you litteraly buy every colossal dredmaw in existance, you could easly sell each one of them on 1000 dollars.
Unironically, if you sign them and sell them for like $10 to your subs, you'd make a ton of money.
In fact, I'd buy several Magic The Noah signed Dreadmaws
Was expecting inheritance as an income. Would have been funny
Dreadmaw is absolutely going to at least double in price solely because of you and your channel
wait a sec,
We can both get vectored and achieve glory if we all buy 200 colossal dreadmaw's,
if demand rises, prices rise, then we get profit
I bought two hullbreachers when they first came out
Noah really be making the trading part of trading card game important
I am expecting Remy to break out with a song on this.
On the last pros and cons I really thought it was gonna be Khans instead
I expected this to be how Noah bought collosal dreadmaw for 2 bucks
Somewhere there is a Rudy. And Rudy is on the run.
Hey Wizards, when are we getting our Colossal Dreadmaw Secret Lair?
Wait, are you brazilian?! Lol nice
A polícia militar ainda está atrás de você, não tente se esquivar!
In 30 years Colossal Dreadmaw will win a PT and Noah will sell them all for 10k
Knowing im in that 0.1% makes my mtg tingle
I mean, it's at 35 cents now, so he was right. But he's still wrong in every way that matters
Hey, thats 250% profit. Pretty cool investment.
Ooooh. 1:17
Y'know, that explains a lot, Noah.
I can say maybe 200% increase depends on how many you taking out of the market. But also have to be worried about reprints. So he got the long game for sure it might go up to $.20 and there you got doubled your money
Note I am not a professional on buying and selling things like cards or collectors
Honestly, a give away where a few lucky subscribers win a signed Colossal Dreadmaw isn't a bad idea
this could kind of work if you pulled a spiffing brit and just bought all of them and set the new market price. If you buy ever single one Colossal Dreadmaw that's available then the price will go up and you can sell them for a profit, theoretically
If only Colossal Dreadmaw didn't get reprinted every 3rd set. :(
caralho, tu é brasileiro????
I own several dreadmaws and will treasure them !! Damn I need a better security system for my place
I have a collection of 400 cryptic spires and i know that in 10 years it will go from 20 cents to a dollar and I'll have 400 dollars of spires.
In Colossal dreadmaw we believe.
Average aggressive mammoth enjoyer >
GEEZ, HE'S BRAZILIAN! Faz sentido ser um dos melhores canais de meme que eu encontrei por aí
You bought 200? Well I drafted 200 or so over the course of it's many printings 🤣
I love Noah Investments
Should pick up a few copies of Seance.
esse foi o melhor jeito que eu já vi um brasileiro explicando que é brasileiro
Será q ele é BR msm???
Detalhou perfeitamente a situação do ex presidente, inclusive.
@@thiagoventuradesousa7275 A diferença é que o presidente por omissão matou 700 mil pessoas a mais.
@@vairaul matou 700 mil chefes dele e fugiu pros estados unidos.
nn sabia que ele era brasileiro, esse vídeo explodiu minha mente
Proxy printer goes BRRRRRRRR.....
You know I was thinking of buying all the Siege Rhino’s from TCG for $300 to show my devotion to them.
But what if I cast Fireball 400 times? Then you'll have 0 Collosal Dreadmaws.
While this is not necessarily good financial advice, it is a good overview of how to make money in life and probably better bad financial advice than many financial advisors have given people recently.
It's funny how every new thing I get into is now a money-making scheme, too. I'd pick Lego, tho. Price hikes there are virtually guaranteed with the right product.
you know I thought this was gonna be a seance bit
Então todo este tempo ele era brasileiro 😵💫 inacreditável
not VECTORed XD hahahaha I'm dying
This would probably actually work, at least a little bit, if Noah bought all available colossal dreadmaws and controlled their supply. I mean the chances of it working are slim, but technically still possible.
Wouldn't that be illegal??
@@kitkat47chrysalis95 yes, very much so
@@rileyschrader8285 so in other words, very much not lame
I'm a licensed financial advisor and I can absolutely confirm this video is exclusively facts.
I'm still waiting for the point of the video where he shows off a deck idea...
BETTER HAVE BEEN COLLOSAL DREADMAW
I thought he was gonna sign the cards and sell them.
well in theory one could buy all the copies of a card. and thus name their price per copy
make a big chungus deck tech
Perae vc é brasileiro?!? Isso explica essa qualidade de zoeira que não existe em qualquer lugar do mundo 😮😂
Honestly bro if you sign some, me and quite a few others I imagine would buy them from you for a few dollars each
Well I’m sold!
Someone said sign them and sell them to us as merch
Noah, sign the colosal dreadmows, AND then sell them. There price Will increase tenfold!!
That job description is weirdly specific...
"retirement" lol
the funniest part about this is how many people are not subscribed
Noah, why is my wife beating me for investing my entire life savings, two kidneys, and my first born child, to buying Colossal Dredmaws?
Wait, you from Brazil? Wha?
I love dinosaur haha