What did Henry VIII eat? Tudor Feast

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  • @asphalt5734
    @asphalt5734 5 років тому +5485

    Henry VIII was the minecraft player that eats a steak every time they lose half a hunger bar.

    • @Infini-T
      @Infini-T 5 років тому +129

      nate rhoades I mean,they’re both rich so it makes sense

    • @hushamfusion
      @hushamfusion 5 років тому +63

      So basically me ? Xd

    • @lmaosucc1310
      @lmaosucc1310 5 років тому +145

      Correction
      Golden Carrot

    • @hi-ot8kf
      @hi-ot8kf 5 років тому +14

      Lmao

    • @napoleonbonaparte7529
      @napoleonbonaparte7529 5 років тому +29

      I eat raw meat when that happens

  • @Velkan1396
    @Velkan1396 5 років тому +2009

    People seem to forget that this dude was a fit strong tall man, and a good fighter and Jouster for most of his young and early adult life.
    He got a Robert Baratheon evolution

    • @xxxfirehuunterxxx
      @xxxfirehuunterxxx 5 років тому +131

      I'm sure Martin based Baratheon on Henry.

    • @callmefox630
      @callmefox630 4 роки тому +200

      Empasis on *was*. Man went bloody insane after the Jousting accident that forced him away from physical activity people say.

    • @nicebroskielads2716
      @nicebroskielads2716 4 роки тому +48

      Velkan you are so correct he was that when he was young until fued with the pope and the divorce will Catherine of Aragon made him mad and very fat.

    • @jillunger18
      @jillunger18 4 роки тому +51

      He got a huge weeping ulcer on his leg, probably from wearing tight garters and type 2 diabetes, and his doctors decided that the best idea was to leave the wound open. 😖 It cut down on his sporting.

    • @cohibadad
      @cohibadad 4 роки тому +46

      He went from fit to metabolic syndrome. He was the precursor to what we see in modern day society. Fit and healthy turned into fat and diseased. Except back in those days you needed to be wealthy to kill yourself with sugar. Nowadays it is the common mans poison. Enough sugar and carbohydrates will overwhelm any system resulting in hyperinsulinemia, insulin insensitivity, obesity, hyperglycemia, and all the complications of metabolic syndrome. All of it is preventable and much of it is reversible. Oh, and one of the underappreciated facets of the resulting metabolic syndrome is the psychiatric disturbance. Courses should be taught on King Henry, but alas they keep showing him eating giant turkey legs as if that was the cause of his obesity.

  • @Nrvnqsr666
    @Nrvnqsr666 5 років тому +2051

    Teacher: eating in class is banned
    *Kids in the back of the class* :

  • @iksarguards
    @iksarguards 5 років тому +317

    “I’ll have the porpoise tonight, I’m fasting..”
    This is a man to be admired and emulated.

    • @akashsuresh1369
      @akashsuresh1369 4 роки тому +8

      Guy Incognito... Didn't you not get kicked out?.

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 3 роки тому +3

      nah he's not

    • @DulocGuardsman
      @DulocGuardsman 2 роки тому +4

      @@gordonlekfors2708 sorry to ask this but are you being sarcastic or what because this comment was obviously a joke

  • @LovleyLemonade
    @LovleyLemonade 4 роки тому +1386

    Big smoke: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

  • @maxkosterlitzky6597
    @maxkosterlitzky6597 5 років тому +450

    The pineapple was so expensive that nobles would later rent them for parties to show off their wealth and return them in the morning

  • @bryanmanuel4945
    @bryanmanuel4945 5 років тому +3792

    Man no wonder Henry VIII was so THICC.

    • @raymarinas2107
      @raymarinas2107 5 років тому +28

      @MinecrafterAlex lmao

    • @mopoerapesminecraft
      @mopoerapesminecraft 5 років тому +70

      All kings should be EXTRAA THHHIIIICCCC!!

    • @Lauren.E.O
      @Lauren.E.O 5 років тому +30

      Plus he was lazy

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 5 років тому +14

      @@Lauren.E.O Was he that way when he was young or did victory make him weak?

    • @ok-tk7is
      @ok-tk7is 5 років тому +13

      He was dummy thicc

  • @chaselegoman
    @chaselegoman 5 років тому +725

    In awe at the size of this lad...
    *A B S O L U T E U N I T*

    • @roryn8128
      @roryn8128 5 років тому +23

      This dude should be a unit of weight

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 5 років тому +2

      Ah, I see a man of taste is here.
      A Follower of Prof. Toss Pot?!

    • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
      @EnchantedSmellyWolf 5 років тому +1

      @@roryn8128 Mr. Five by Five

    • @suwacc3237
      @suwacc3237 5 років тому +2

      Nowadays he'd have his own zip code.

    • @anairconditionermother7537
      @anairconditionermother7537 3 роки тому +3

      I can never read this sentence without a Scottish accent

  • @swedichboy1000
    @swedichboy1000 5 років тому +643

    Props to the animator, the food looked really enticing.

    • @kuridog638
      @kuridog638 5 років тому +37

      True, the food looked good

    • @ferretman6790
      @ferretman6790 3 роки тому +9

      Agree

    • @thewolfwhocries
      @thewolfwhocries 2 роки тому +6

      Agreed

    • @bababooey7597
      @bababooey7597 2 роки тому

      Can't believe it started
      ua-cam.com/video/2lacsTQ6m48/v-deo.html

    • @SunnierVoyage97
      @SunnierVoyage97 2 роки тому +6

      It looked so good my mouth started watering when I saw the meat pies.

  • @Rakshasa1986
    @Rakshasa1986 5 років тому +346

    "What did Henry VIII eat?"
    Everything

  • @Inubriated
    @Inubriated 5 років тому +702

    "Geeze King Henry VIII, what did you eat!?"
    KH: "A roast beef, a chicken, a pizza."
    "No just this morning..."
    KH: "A roast beef, a chicken, a pizza."

    • @finnmaccool-
      @finnmaccool- 5 років тому +11

      Wow this joke was definitely not stolen from a popular cartoon TV show no way

    • @Inubriated
      @Inubriated 5 років тому +37

      @@finnmaccool- Now where on Earth would you get that preposterous assumption?

    • @kaptenkukang
      @kaptenkukang 5 років тому +5

      And your sauce

    • @TheCerealkiller148
      @TheCerealkiller148 5 років тому +17

      @@finnmaccool- It's almost as if people make references to spongebob all the time

    • @SuperTf2rocks
      @SuperTf2rocks 5 років тому +3

      bricks and bagels if you remember this joke you deserve a veterans discount

  • @d-day7567
    @d-day7567 5 років тому +2228

    *Big Smoke would like to know your location*

    • @AdamasutojrAJR
      @AdamasutojrAJR 5 років тому +126

      Smoke walks into the castle: Ooooooooooohhhhh mah dog!

    • @singlelovericarteii4944
      @singlelovericarteii4944 5 років тому +14

      @@AdamasutojrAJR LOL GTA SAN ANDREAS

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 5 років тому +23

      Tell him ill be at clucken bell

    • @teddymac9487
      @teddymac9487 5 років тому +7

      Hahahahaha

    • @d-day7567
      @d-day7567 5 років тому +4

      Maybe, maybe not

  • @typicalfella2758
    @typicalfella2758 5 років тому +651

    Henry VIII is basically Big Smoke's great great great great great grandfather

    • @KittycatKye
      @KittycatKye 5 років тому +39

      Except he's white.

    • @chokecj714
      @chokecj714 5 років тому +46

      @@KittycatKye maybe Big Smoke is his reincarnate

    • @ElHuevoRancheroWasTaken
      @ElHuevoRancheroWasTaken 5 років тому +41

      Probably had some Africans get into the bloodline

    • @hushamfusion
      @hushamfusion 5 років тому +3

      @@flamesto4003 why the woosh, lol. I was simply correcting the joke, otherwise it doesn't even make sense lol.

    • @MrIrrepressible
      @MrIrrepressible 5 років тому +3

      @@hushamfusion do u realise that not all africans at that time were enslaved?

  • @92_orsomething
    @92_orsomething 5 років тому +944

    Animals: *exist*
    Henry VIII: *hUnGeRy*

  • @crusaderofthelowlands3750
    @crusaderofthelowlands3750 5 років тому +157

    It is said that Henry had sores on his leg(s) which wouldn't heal and that one could smell him from multiple rooms away.
    Dude must've been in horrible pain every day.

    • @wiseoldwizard
      @wiseoldwizard 4 роки тому +12

      Probably some cancer or fungus who knows

    • @huebuckle8198
      @huebuckle8198 4 роки тому +22

      Most likely had diabetes

    • @lockheedmartin2112
      @lockheedmartin2112 4 роки тому +7

      Plus the fact that Medical Treatment wasn't as good as today so basically doctors could do little to nothing about his Health so he was bound to die.

    • @paulanthony5274
      @paulanthony5274 3 роки тому

      He deserved to be

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 Рік тому +1

      @@wiseoldwizard I read some information about him. Apparently, he was jousting and it must’ve injured his leg badly. That’s just my theory.

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 5 років тому +178

    Fun fact: Many Medieval and early Renaissance nobles didn't use silverware, even though certain nobles (present company excluded) are depicted as acting (that includes eating) more refined than the common people, they still ate with their hands.

    • @augustoluis6888
      @augustoluis6888 5 років тому +19

      They certainly liked to appear more refined than the common people even without silverware, though, as they had a series of rules of conduct at the table and ignoring them would make you look uneducated and rude to their eyes.

    • @CountessKitten
      @CountessKitten Рік тому +2

      @@augustoluis6888 yes, a faux pas in that manner could very well be the end of them at courtly dinners

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Рік тому +1

      They also didn’t use plates. They used trencher bread.

  • @darkbluecraft25yt19
    @darkbluecraft25yt19 5 років тому +902

    Henry VIII : i'm the most fattest person in medieval time
    Big Smoke : **Hold my Soda**

    • @TheWindandAirBreezes
      @TheWindandAirBreezes 5 років тому +27

      Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

    • @singlelovericarteii4944
      @singlelovericarteii4944 5 років тому +11

      GTA S.A OHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH BIG SMOKE IS THE BEST NUMBER 9

    • @krvproductions6642
      @krvproductions6642 5 років тому +11

      A L L W E H A D T O D O W A S F O L L O W T H E T R A I N TJ!!!!

    • @agentmilton6585
      @agentmilton6585 5 років тому +15

      Big Smoke:"*Hold my number 9*"

    • @hushamfusion
      @hushamfusion 5 років тому +30

      >medieval time
      >Big Smoke
      >excusemewhatthefuck.jpeg

  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  5 років тому +569

    Time for the Royal Banquet! Henry truly dined like a king, with weird and wonderful food piled high. 🍠🥣🍗🧀🍏🥔🍞🍔
    Bonus fact: Forks wouldn't become popular until the 17th century.

  • @CursedDepartmentEastOffice
    @CursedDepartmentEastOffice 5 років тому +433

    Broke: What did Henry VIII eat?
    Woke: What didn't Henry VIII eat?

  • @AtaMarKat
    @AtaMarKat 5 років тому +510

    “But Catherine, my diabetes hurts!”
    “Henry, you’re the king. Now shut up and go to work.”
    Also, at 5,000 calories a day, is it any wonder the man was 5 feet around?

    • @ireneparkin3360
      @ireneparkin3360 5 років тому +4

      That's what a jousting injury to the face will do.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 5 років тому +17

      Xochitl-Czesława-Milagros-Dominica, HIE
      I got to see one of his metal mail armor sets when visiting England a coupla decades ago. Not only was it YUGE as a whole, but he flattered himself greatly by having the size of the “unit” part be extraordinarily massive too lol. It was absolutely hysterical!

    • @GhemourMoncef
      @GhemourMoncef 3 роки тому +3

      You mean he is 5 meters

    • @byronlee8745
      @byronlee8745 2 роки тому +5

      He fell off his horse during a joust, and his horse fell on top of him, crushing his leg in the process. As a result, Due to the fact that he couldn't exercise as well, And the fact that he ate so much food and dring day afterday, Henry VIII's waist went from 32 inches to 54 inches, and by the last year of his life, he weighed about 400 pounds!

  • @UninstalledGamer
    @UninstalledGamer 5 років тому +2761

    What did Henry VIII eat?
    Me: *The entire population of England*

  • @jerichamesclammay3107
    @jerichamesclammay3107 5 років тому +2639

    which would you have?
    two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda?
    or
    a double-triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim?
    Edit: I joined Simple History and became a sponsor for 10 months and have the badge to prove it. This is how and why I posted this comment 4 days ago. Because I have early access. Meaning I and other sponsors get to see Simple History's new uploads before anyone else.
    ua-cam.com/video/h2N5G432Tl4/v-deo.html
    now everyone shut up about the 4 day ago mark.

    • @TakeswithTitan23
      @TakeswithTitan23 5 років тому +165

      Luke Dearey
      We serve food here sir.

    • @TrajectoryT
      @TrajectoryT 5 років тому +41

      Well as a gta fam, you gotta get big smokes order, *EXPECIALLY THE 45S*

    • @BATTLEFIELD_101
      @BATTLEFIELD_101 5 років тому +8

      Luke Dearey we serve food here sir.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 років тому +4

      Nice.

    • @zandango9810
      @zandango9810 5 років тому +24

      @Siemens Charger he probably had early access to this video

  • @jannieseth
    @jannieseth 4 роки тому +520

    Henry VIII: **known for killing wives and Eating Feast**
    Henry VIII when he was young: **plays music, loves the pope, dress-up, jousting, and people thought he was cool**
    Historians: *I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that*

    • @yiwoon_cr8s
      @yiwoon_cr8s 4 роки тому +6

      Heheheheheheh

    • @KamBB-gu3pv
      @KamBB-gu3pv 4 роки тому +36

      I mean... killing your wives is a pretty big deal

    • @Reyelguey
      @Reyelguey 4 роки тому +43

      Be mean!
      Loathe gluttony!
      VIOLATE WIDOWS!

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 4 роки тому +33

      B-because of the wife-killing?
      Historian: *Yeah, definitely the wife-killing*

    • @ryotanada
      @ryotanada 4 роки тому +6

      @@Reyelguey (Love) gluttony?

  • @rubyfox5706
    @rubyfox5706 5 років тому +128

    So this is where the saying “Dine like kings!” Comes from.

  • @alexlau1576
    @alexlau1576 5 років тому +114

    "Sire, what would you like for your dinner this evening?"
    *yes*

  • @shaneboardwell1060
    @shaneboardwell1060 5 років тому +140

    Henry the VIII: GIT IN MAH BELLLLAY!!!

    • @dapeepingreaper6266
      @dapeepingreaper6266 5 років тому +3

      Shane Boardwell grove baby🤓

    • @RainintheBrain
      @RainintheBrain 5 років тому +2

      Henry VIII: I can't stop eating. I eat because I am unhappy. But I am unhappy because I eat. It is a vicious cycle.

  • @du_nut_tuch_me4230
    @du_nut_tuch_me4230 5 років тому +1043

    King Henry: *eats*
    Stalin: "In the USSR, we don't do that here."

    • @theswinginrichard
      @theswinginrichard 5 років тому +109

      Dark humor is like food in Soviet union
      Not everyone gets it

    • @josephstalin6647
      @josephstalin6647 5 років тому +39

      yes we do but only i get to feast while you starve

    • @kuridog638
      @kuridog638 5 років тому +1

      @@josephstalin6647 *eats*

    • @st.zahren5683
      @st.zahren5683 5 років тому +4

      @Alexander Bogdanov "b-b-b-but what about..."

    • @hihaveaniceday9386
      @hihaveaniceday9386 5 років тому +7

      @Alexander Bogdanov lmoa I remember that survey nobody took it serious

  • @BigAl2-u7e
    @BigAl2-u7e 5 років тому +166

    "All four corners of the globe"
    **Confused screaming**

    • @ireneparkin3360
      @ireneparkin3360 5 років тому +8

      Well, the being a privateer in Tudor time's was a good way to get good cash. All you had to do was join a crew, raid some Spanish, Portuguese and French ship's coming home from the New World, these ships would be crammed full of Sugar, Cocoa bean's and Parrots (Polly would pocket you a pretty penny).

    • @ray-0249
      @ray-0249 4 роки тому

      Why are you confused ?

    • @ineedmorecarrots6063
      @ineedmorecarrots6063 4 роки тому +5

      @@ray-0249 the earth is supposed to be round shape so how come a circle shape planet can have a corner

    • @milkduds1001
      @milkduds1001 4 роки тому +2

      Rero rero Rero rero it references a map. Four corners of the map. That’s where it comes from.

    • @longpinkytoes
      @longpinkytoes 4 роки тому

      @@milkduds1001 except by that reasoning the earth only has 2 corners...

  • @peacebro9859
    @peacebro9859 5 років тому +87

    Butler:wut your Order Majesty ???
    Henry Vlll: i want two number 9..
    A number 9 large
    Two number six
    A number 7 with extra dip
    Two number 45s
    And a large Ale...!!
    *BIG SMOKE* : PERIOD

  • @JohnnyDO1111ofAltea7D
    @JohnnyDO1111ofAltea7D 5 років тому +335

    Goku would have been happy to join one of those feasts :).

    • @kuridog638
      @kuridog638 5 років тому +4

      Why ?

    • @LegendzAnimations
      @LegendzAnimations 5 років тому +12

      food

    • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
      @EnchantedSmellyWolf 5 років тому +10

      Haha! He would clean up the table!

    • @ichigopockychan
      @ichigopockychan 5 років тому +24

      Well Goku does martial arts so, he wouldn't wind up with type two diabetes like Henry the 8th here. Maybe this is why he can eat so much because of all the calories his body uses up

    • @LegendzAnimations
      @LegendzAnimations 5 років тому +2

      yes

  • @steelcomrade6871
    @steelcomrade6871 5 років тому +156

    For Henry VIII, every dinner was a Christmas dinner

    • @toerg2007
      @toerg2007 5 років тому +3

      wait,then what looked an actual christmas dinner like?

    • @steelcomrade6871
      @steelcomrade6871 5 років тому +9

      @@toerg2007 probably an entire pool full of turkey legs with a hot tub full of gravy

    • @toerg2007
      @toerg2007 5 років тому +1

      @@steelcomrade6871 I rather think a table full of turkey legs with lots of bowls full of gravy,because he was so rich :D

    • @toerg2007
      @toerg2007 5 років тому +1

      @@steelcomrade6871 Or maybe he just ate a few deers alone?

    • @steelcomrade6871
      @steelcomrade6871 5 років тому

      @@toerg2007 possible

  • @garmenlin5990
    @garmenlin5990 4 роки тому +434

    Who else got recommended here after Oversimplified's video of
    Henry VIII?

  • @mikitz
    @mikitz 4 роки тому +92

    It's a bit ironic how the peasants in general had healthier diets than the people in Henry's court.

    • @hakai1014
      @hakai1014 2 роки тому

      @@ИосифСталин-к1в what about it

    • @jakecommonty2042
      @jakecommonty2042 2 роки тому +17

      @@hakai1014 Peasants had limited access to vital nutrients. It was probably less of a problem during the Renaissance, especially in contrast to the dystopian Dark Ages.

    • @charlesthe5th744
      @charlesthe5th744 2 роки тому +2

      I realised I eat the same as the peasants, just that I eat fresh meat and seafood which is ironic

  • @GeneralCane
    @GeneralCane 5 років тому +69

    You know it kind of surprised me when you first said "food was a symbol of status" then followed it with "leftovers were given to the homeless." I rather expected them to throw it away rather than give peasants any ideas.

    • @nickbuckley4371
      @nickbuckley4371 2 роки тому +1

      They don’t want to waste it

    • @bruh8545
      @bruh8545 2 роки тому +1

      @@nickbuckley4371 At least they did not throw it away

    • @fhenlizhao5406
      @fhenlizhao5406 2 роки тому

      Having to eat other ppls spit and body fluids.. they were just NASTY! 🤢 Why not give someone something untouched? Oh yes… poor ppl are “garbage “

    • @afailureofaanimator6744
      @afailureofaanimator6744 2 роки тому +2

      @LucyDaviess honestly I would rather eat something rather then starving to death

    • @hutufjrt3466
      @hutufjrt3466 Рік тому +3

      Even though they were horrible people they were still very religious so I doubt they would waste it without any reason.

  • @moderneducationalstandard
    @moderneducationalstandard 5 років тому +370

    1500s: sewing a chicken to a pig
    2000s: growing a pig with chicken wings in a lab
    2100: grilled flying pigs available at a KFC near you
    #Mushrooms

  • @minxes69
    @minxes69 5 років тому +35

    4:30 I just imagine Henry the Vlll yelling" the turducken got nothing on me!"

  • @CitrusMenace
    @CitrusMenace 5 років тому +24

    One thing I noticed you did not mention, Henry's obesity can be attributed to an injury he received from a jousting incident. When he was a young man Henry was supposedly in very good shape, described as tall, well built and handsome. However, after his injury he could not be as active as he once was and his weight ballooned as a result.

  • @kamber1259
    @kamber1259 5 років тому +177

    *Are you hungry to build a website?*
    No I'm hungry in general after watching this video

    • @regular_being
      @regular_being 5 років тому

      yes

    • @Rosawyn
      @Rosawyn 5 років тому

      After watching this video, I'm not sure I'll ever eat again...

    • @kuridog638
      @kuridog638 5 років тому +3

      I'm eating pizza rn 🍕

  • @emckethern
    @emckethern 5 років тому +88

    I actually became a little hungry watching this.

    • @apolloknight9521
      @apolloknight9521 4 роки тому +5

      You’re not the only one

    • @gachinx
      @gachinx 4 роки тому +2

      me too :\

    • @wesleythomas7125
      @wesleythomas7125 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I got a hankerin for fresh homemade bread...

    • @emckethern
      @emckethern 4 роки тому +1

      @@wesleythomas7125 🤣🤣🤣 sounds good!

    • @miguelvina7188
      @miguelvina7188 4 роки тому +2

      I would dine in with the food

  • @notlistening6499
    @notlistening6499 5 років тому +28

    SimpleHistory: “Are you hungry?”
    Me: “Not after watching THAT!!”

  • @Pimenta-
    @Pimenta- 5 років тому +118

    I swear I was watching a Simple History video (The ww1 flamethrower) when the notification popped up :)

  • @Minboelf
    @Minboelf 5 років тому +134

    What you get after eating?
    Me:hypertension, diabetes, etc

    • @geechyguy3441
      @geechyguy3441 5 років тому +3

      I like how back in the day it was rare for someone to die from diabetes but nowadays it's just all too common.

    • @kevray
      @kevray 5 років тому

      Geechy Guy even though he ate a lot it was still healthier than what we have today lol

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 5 років тому +1

      @@kevray Probably due to how pure all of it was made. No pesticides or antibiotics nothing sketchy done to the meat or ingredients, some of it locally made, almost nothing could be preserved, so it would all have to have been extremely fresh.

  • @kaczynskis5721
    @kaczynskis5721 5 років тому +8

    A British history magazine speculated some decades back that despite his huge food intake, Henry VIII suffered from scurvy, especially in the winter months when access to fruit and vegetables was limited for even wealthy northern Europeans. I think the magazine overstated its case but it is an interesting idea.

  • @wally9540
    @wally9540 5 років тому +57

    4:09
    Castle:
    People: *RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @hithere324
    @hithere324 5 років тому +94

    Waiter: Name?
    Henry VIII: Henry VIII
    Waiter: How many will attend?
    Henry VIII: Only one
    Waiter: What would you like to order?
    Everyone: Just some chicken
    Henry VIII: *The whole menu*

  • @ACCB710
    @ACCB710 5 років тому +238

    "Tudo"
    Meaning "everything" in portuguese xD

    • @siopao8137
      @siopao8137 5 років тому +4

      LMAO !

    • @peroz1000
      @peroz1000 5 років тому +8

      ACCB 1998 “Tudo’ and a bit more...

    • @ACCB710
      @ACCB710 5 років тому +1

      @@peroz1000 hehehe xD

    • @pulsifyshorts9517
      @pulsifyshorts9517 5 років тому +1

      ACCB 1998 I Speak portueguese XD

    • @itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872
      @itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872 5 років тому +2

      “Tudo” in my language can mean “much”, “overdose”, or “abusing the use of things for satisfaction”.

  • @netrolancer1061
    @netrolancer1061 5 років тому +20

    I bet Henry's Chefs had a wild time cooking that food.

  • @riograndelocos9639
    @riograndelocos9639 5 років тому +22

    "This is medieval times, we must be so polite" King Henry VIII: *shoves everything in his mouth with his hands as fast as possible*

  • @sauce2611
    @sauce2611 5 років тому +8

    Anything relating to food will make us hungry
    So whenever I want to get hungry, I just watch anything with food

  • @Senator053
    @Senator053 5 років тому +9

    I like how the groom of the stool is fearing over the food Henry is eating

  • @theteacher7619
    @theteacher7619 5 років тому +4

    Food throughout History, Such an epic topic! Great video Simple History, my compliments to the Chef!!!

  • @yosef8209
    @yosef8209 5 років тому +26

    When you have two meals instead of three because their big as Frick.
    Modern problems require modern solutions

  • @nickystripe3303
    @nickystripe3303 Рік тому +3

    I have seen the kitchens at Windsor castle and Hampton Court. It absolutely astounded me how huge the ovens were, how much heat they probably produced, and how dangerous they probably were.

  • @EpicAMV911
    @EpicAMV911 3 роки тому +8

    "the poor had a much less desired diet"
    HE'S THE KING MY DUDE!

  • @henryviii188
    @henryviii188 5 років тому +36

    You forgot to add that I also devoured Pope Clement VII's career #AnglicansAssemble #HenryVIIIdidnothingwrong

  • @ashleyhyatt6319
    @ashleyhyatt6319 5 років тому +20

    There are several good BBC documentaries on the diet of the various classes in British society. Interestingly, they show that the diet of the lower classes (outside famine periods) was actually better for you than that of the highest classes. Their diets consisted of much higher levels of fiber, protein, and carbs, lower levels of salt and sugar, etc.

    • @hazzmati
      @hazzmati 5 років тому +1

      I doubt lower class diet had morr protein since meat was expensive but tne rest seems right.

    • @ashleyhyatt6319
      @ashleyhyatt6319 5 років тому +7

      @@hazzmati Take it up with the food historians who have shown that their high consumption of beans, lentils, peas, etc. provided them with more protein than the nobles gained by eating meats.

    • @hazzmati
      @hazzmati 5 років тому

      Ashley Hyatt but nobles didn’t just eat meat they also ate vegetables so your hypothesis isn’t correct. And vegetables don’t provide you with more protein than meat does

    • @ashleyhyatt6319
      @ashleyhyatt6319 5 років тому +2

      @@hazzmati Not my hypothesis. As you were told, you should take it up with the experts. Perhaps they'll change their minds for you. I'm just a reporter.

    • @hazzmati
      @hazzmati 5 років тому

      No experts ever claimed the peasants ate more protein than the nobles. You´ll have to provide sources or I´ll just have to assume you made that up.

  • @Daniel4646
    @Daniel4646 Рік тому +3

    I once read in a children's history book about the Middle Ages: "In this era characterized by famine and suffering, the feast table was a symbol of power".
    This clip pretty much illustrates the point QUITE well.

  • @shadowmarine9706
    @shadowmarine9706 5 років тому +67

    How about what did Stalin eat when he was in power?

    • @sammyboy4846
      @sammyboy4846 5 років тому +10

      and also what did hitler eat when he was in power and before sucide

    • @wilsonfisk6626
      @wilsonfisk6626 5 років тому +18

      I read Stalin's biography a while back. From what I recall, Stalin enjoyed soup and Georgian wine.

    • @brinsonharris9816
      @brinsonharris9816 5 років тому +19

      Sammyboy I’ve read Hitler was a vegetarian, did not drink or smoke, and his last meal in the bunker was cheese ravioli.

    • @brinsonharris9816
      @brinsonharris9816 5 років тому +6

      Ted Hubert Pagnanawon Crusio Well, up until the cyanide capsule with a Walther to the temple chaser he ate for dessert.

    • @Yes_Fantasy_419
      @Yes_Fantasy_419 5 років тому +4

      Stalin drank all the vodka which is the Soviet people power source which is why so many died of exhaustion.

  • @aaronmacabulos3715
    @aaronmacabulos3715 5 років тому +22

    Seeing those food making me feel so hungry to eat

  • @mr.chibiterasu2956
    @mr.chibiterasu2956 5 років тому +3

    Henry VIII is that one friend who only comes to gatherings just to eat. Not even to talk to anyone or hangout.

  • @shepherd8171
    @shepherd8171 5 років тому +25

    "It was said henry was partial to marmalade"
    Yeah along with everything else!

  • @Mr.Kingen
    @Mr.Kingen 2 місяці тому +6

    caseoh’s great x50 father

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 3 роки тому +3

    Ngl I'm eating my lunch while watching this makes my appetite skyrocket

  • @user-bz7iw1fe1s
    @user-bz7iw1fe1s 5 років тому +13

    0:35 that voice crack lol

  • @averageraviolienjoyer1884
    @averageraviolienjoyer1884 7 місяців тому +3

    He never died, he traveled to the future and became a streamer called CaseOh💀

  • @vincentmalab3289
    @vincentmalab3289 5 років тому +9

    It's like they are celebrating Christmas twice a day.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 3 роки тому +4

    Strict family: You must eat your veggies Strict family on special occasions: FEAST

  • @Alan_One1
    @Alan_One1 5 років тому +17

    Please do a video about the life of Napoleon Bonaparte.

  • @GlamorousTitanic21
    @GlamorousTitanic21 Місяць тому +2

    From what I have heard, RR Martin based Robert Baratheon’s downward spiral on Henry.

  • @lerdlemoyne5312
    @lerdlemoyne5312 5 років тому +14

    Cooks: How much food do you want to eat every day?
    Henry VIII: yes

  • @muhammadcalvin8281
    @muhammadcalvin8281 5 років тому +27

    Aaah yes, Wilford Brimley's ancestor
    *DIABEETUS* 😂

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 5 років тому +6

    3:46 there’s a lobster there but at the time lobsters were a lot more common and seen as poor people food to the point where they were served to prisoners

  • @thatrandomguy8157
    @thatrandomguy8157 5 років тому +41

    *Big smoke wants to know his location*

    • @singlelovericarteii4944
      @singlelovericarteii4944 5 років тому +6

      Big smoke enters the castle
      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @the_burger
      @the_burger 5 років тому +1

      Copypasted

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 5 років тому +2

      @@singlelovericarteii4944 Henry be like
      "YOU PICKED THE RONG CASTLE FOOL!"

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 5 років тому +1

      Saeid Radder Big smoke:Oh shet

  • @Goodiesfanful
    @Goodiesfanful 5 років тому +4

    I have read somewhere that two meals a day, maybe with a light supper later on, used to be the norm. Certainly, with that amount of eating, Henry would hardly have needed more than two meals a day. Three meals a day is a more recent phenomenon. In his youth Henry burned off all those calories a whole lot more because he was an active man. But he couldn't do so with thrombosed legs, and he gained weight alarmingly.

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 2 роки тому +2

    1:15 that guy is just having a blast with that lobster XD

  • @thesenate5913
    @thesenate5913 5 років тому +4

    When henry was young he exercised and played jousting games and hunting
    But that ended when he had an accident on a jousting game, injuring his leg permanently
    (also because of this accident, anne boleyn who was pregnant at the time had a miscarrige because she was nervous that henry could have died)

  • @magzelyify
    @magzelyify 5 років тому +9

    Henry's doctor: I'm sorry your highness but you have 3 days and a serious case of diabetes...
    Henry: *GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE*

  • @kyawthu755
    @kyawthu755 5 років тому +7

    Me: *Deciding whether to buy 20 pc nuggets or not*
    Henry VIII: *_EATS EVERYTHING_*

  • @michaelkummer4740
    @michaelkummer4740 3 роки тому +2

    I feel like if king Henry the VIII had a UA-cam channel, he would be the 16th century version of nikiacado avocado

  • @haodo9449
    @haodo9449 3 роки тому +2

    King Henry VIII: *EATING INTENSIVELY*
    GOUT: HELLO MY MAJESTY!
    Healthy Veggies: EAT ME PLS! It's good for your health

  • @hemmingwayfan
    @hemmingwayfan 5 років тому +5

    "What did Henry VIII eat?"
    EVERYTHING!!!

  • @NickariusSN
    @NickariusSN 5 років тому +57

    No one:
    UA-cam recommended : hey wanna see what a fat thicc boi ate?

    • @hiro-be9mv
      @hiro-be9mv 4 роки тому +4

      No one:
      A Random Guy In The Internet: hey wanna see what a stolen joke i’m using.

    • @markvincenttienzo6998
      @markvincenttienzo6998 4 роки тому

      Haha I must leave like very original

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 роки тому

      @@markvincenttienzo6998 no

    • @markvincenttienzo6998
      @markvincenttienzo6998 3 роки тому

      @@jimboonie9885 i was being sarcastic but ok you’re good

  • @aclown36
    @aclown36 4 роки тому +6

    Big Smoke: No one eats more than me
    Henry VIII:
    You dare oppose me mortal
    *eats whole pig in 5 seconds*

    • @lanceslyd4865
      @lanceslyd4865 3 роки тому

      Big smoke: Sad OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @DonderNashawk
    @DonderNashawk 5 років тому +1

    So what would you like to eat your majesty?
    Henry VIII: Yes

  • @BladedHorizon
    @BladedHorizon 3 роки тому +1

    3:45
    I love how his eyes got bigger with excitement. Like a cat. xD

  • @migueldenorte
    @migueldenorte 5 років тому +3

    1:11 Henry VIII looks very happy :)

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 3 роки тому +18

    1500’s: Fresh fruits and veggies are unhealthy.
    Today: Eat plenty of fat-free foods that are loaded with corn syrup!
    Humans: We never learn!

  • @moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112
    @moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112 5 років тому +5

    2:36 WOW, according to the Money Converter £250,000 means its $318,550 in the US & a Quarter, and not to mention that He Spend A S***t Tone of ¥34,185,220.07 in Japan

  • @Austin-gz5yl
    @Austin-gz5yl 5 років тому +4

    You guys should do a few videos on chefs and the world of cooking the French made up a side language it’s pretty interesting I am a huge fan of info infographics as well thanks for all the information

  • @MustacheCashStash125
    @MustacheCashStash125 5 років тому +11

    (Sees Title)
    Me: Food obviously.

  • @TrueMexican775
    @TrueMexican775 5 років тому +30

    Bro. I didnt think about how old Gelatin was!?
    Am I the only one who's surprised about that??

  • @Flow86767
    @Flow86767 5 років тому +7

    Before video: I just hate I’m not that hungry
    After video: *F O O D*

  • @netuzer5895
    @netuzer5895 5 років тому +5

    2:26 it is possible for that time that water is a carrier of diseases it is because during that time maybe Europeans doesn't have sewage systems, water treatment system and proper hygene. that may lead to different waterborne diseases like cholera, typhoid, amebiasis and many more.

  • @RFlinch53
    @RFlinch53 3 роки тому +2

    Anyone else notice the Groom of the Stool in the background. He knew what was coming watching Henry feed lol

  • @haoo549
    @haoo549 3 роки тому +1

    We need this epic mukbanging battle royale:
    Big Smoke vs Nikocado vs Matt Stonie vs king Henry VIII

  • @chengyu7887
    @chengyu7887 5 років тому +5

    I'm surprised that Jelly and the food sculpture in the form of anything grand was existed during the times when Henry is feasting. Most surprising of all, peacocks and swans!?

  • @arthurmorgan8420
    @arthurmorgan8420 5 років тому +7

    No one:
    Simple History: What did Henry VIII eat?

  • @mcbrians.8508
    @mcbrians.8508 5 років тому +5

    3:03 so the geese is serve in the table alive and standing :O

  • @pinkmichelefloyd
    @pinkmichelefloyd 5 років тому +1

    Very watchable. Thanks.

  • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
    @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 роки тому +10

    Fun fact, his wives angered him, and he punished them severely

    • @THETalesFromTheAbyss
      @THETalesFromTheAbyss 4 роки тому +1

      So he ate them as well

    • @Kolchak_Enjoyer
      @Kolchak_Enjoyer 3 роки тому

      @@THETalesFromTheAbyss OMG HE ATE ANNE BOLEYN AND CATHERINE HOWARD!1!1!1!!11!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1