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    You Need to be Logged in to Log Out: goo.gl/rFCSfM
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    Exist Without Saving: goo.gl/mmWAUs
    Something Happened: goo.gl/zacdGe
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @xM4rcuz
    @xM4rcuz 5 років тому +4302

    at the doctor:
    "soooo what gender is the baby?"
    "...it's an international high school visit at ho chi minh city on march 19th! congrats!"

    • @brunoabdo2189
      @brunoabdo2189 5 років тому +38

      F

    • @lennareen
      @lennareen 5 років тому +36

      Confirmed as Vietnamese

    • @max-isnt-real
      @max-isnt-real 5 років тому +27

      Oh boy!! I'm a proud parent!!!

    • @dracula9295
      @dracula9295 5 років тому +20

      Its a felmale

    • @DanielAyy
      @DanielAyy 5 років тому +19

      I wanted a High School visit on March 17

  • @rion6206
    @rion6206 5 років тому +4931

    *"the technology itself is more intelligent than humans"*
    :(
    Your P

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 роки тому +1178

    If you're ever feeling sad, just remember:
    :(
    Your P

    • @spencerheadlookingass5734
      @spencerheadlookingass5734 4 роки тому +8

      Sadest thing ever

    • @savagecake3185
      @savagecake3185 4 роки тому +14

      P is for perfect

    • @theunknownguy1527
      @theunknownguy1527 3 роки тому +5

      P is for pp and ur pp has crashed and can't do shrex anymore

    • @yorforgerlover
      @yorforgerlover 3 роки тому +1

      @The Ping Spoofer 14 i wish i remembered the guy that got his pp cut off in pewdiepies the last of us 2 livestream dang it

    • @raquelbraga6830
      @raquelbraga6830 3 роки тому +2

      @@savagecake3185 actually P is for priceless , the look upon your faces

  • @greenpotatopo8474
    @greenpotatopo8474 4 роки тому +1688

    “What do you identify as?”
    “Well I identify as a male”
    *”WRONG* You identify as female!”
    “W-w-What?”

    • @ShootingStarNeo
      @ShootingStarNeo 4 роки тому +124

      Assigned female at internet survey.

    • @fathanfaaizin1875
      @fathanfaaizin1875 4 роки тому +28

      @@burger-esports you make me remember those story...
      nice job,now i need a bleach

    • @ratfuk789
      @ratfuk789 4 роки тому +10

      @Sparky Bubbles what?

    • @heunyagye
      @heunyagye 4 роки тому +26

      Wrong! Your identify is felmale!

    • @greenpotatopo8474
      @greenpotatopo8474 4 роки тому +10

      2:08

  • @spookykitty9871
    @spookykitty9871 6 років тому +5753

    Dating a bomb is a real blast actually

    • @MarshalDoesStuff
      @MarshalDoesStuff  6 років тому +823

      I hate you. You're a genius.

    • @Mr011i3
      @Mr011i3 6 років тому +199

      IKR it can really blow you away how high you feel when it explodes all over your face
      that got dirtier than i thought im sorry

    • @spookykitty9871
      @spookykitty9871 6 років тому +244

      You have to be careful though, they tend to have explosive personalities

    • @RonaldMcJuicy
      @RonaldMcJuicy 6 років тому +15

      yeah

    • @ilhanbabacan790
      @ilhanbabacan790 6 років тому +25

      get out...

  • @peterharris3679
    @peterharris3679 6 років тому +3245

    :(
    Your p

  • @violetcaster4644
    @violetcaster4644 4 роки тому +1115

    Me: I really need to study for this test.
    My last brain cell: *YOUR P*

    • @modahabbab
      @modahabbab 4 роки тому +2

      Me

    • @donk2c
      @donk2c 4 роки тому +5

      DRI

    • @donk2c
      @donk2c 4 роки тому +3

      DoubleTanker23 IF YOU CALL A SUPPOR

    • @pranjalshilkar8329
      @pranjalshilkar8329 3 роки тому +2

      :(

    • @NorthSmile8089
      @NorthSmile8089 3 роки тому +2

      I read that as “my last brain” and I was so confused and worried about how you had more than one brain

  • @lizlee8715
    @lizlee8715 4 роки тому +537

    "Russia is located in Russia"
    *ah yes the floor here is made out of floor*

  • @DG-ek8qr
    @DG-ek8qr 6 років тому +1904

    It’s a crisp -3602 degrees, we recommend a light sweater.

    • @drgabe2908
      @drgabe2908 6 років тому +98

      This is the temperature canadians start wearing light jackets

    • @snozzyozzy6394
      @snozzyozzy6394 6 років тому +62

      This is the temperature for us alaskans start to sweat.

    • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
      @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 6 років тому +32

      Fun fact: Absolute zero, the coldest temperature possible, is -459.7° F. Make of that what you will.

    • @snozzyozzy6394
      @snozzyozzy6394 6 років тому +2

      I litterly thought about this as I looked at the comment...XD

    • @snozzyozzy6394
      @snozzyozzy6394 6 років тому

      I thought it was -346.49 or something like that.

  • @sanse7370
    @sanse7370 6 років тому +1738

    when your task manager crashes it's like a fire extinguisher catching fire

    • @tmross9256
      @tmross9256 6 років тому +34

      Hey that’s exactly what I said to my sister after we watch this this

    • @pyrofiregaming1008
      @pyrofiregaming1008 6 років тому +53

      that actually happened to me once, i was trying to shut down an app that wasn't responding but then i clicked ''shut down'' and task manager didn't respond lol

    • @sanse7370
      @sanse7370 6 років тому +74

      my task manager crashed, then my spotify, then my steam and finally my whole computer crashed JUST BECAUSE my task manager did it first. basically my computer said "whoa he does it i do it too"

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 6 років тому +34

      Even worse, when the "this program is not responding, close program" window crashes

    • @oofxd9619
      @oofxd9619 6 років тому +7

      Sanse when I went to crashsafari.com my task manager went “not responding” and then my computer froze for like 2 minutes

  • @SNICKRRDOODLES
    @SNICKRRDOODLES 5 років тому +601

    Instead of saying "yeet", from now on I will say "yote".

  • @BIT-pn2bn
    @BIT-pn2bn 4 роки тому +110

    As a Japanese citizen I can confirm that ふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふ does mean
    “It is a 5-minute walk from the hotel, which has been fully renovated and fully-furnished”

    • @yoshisarethebomb
      @yoshisarethebomb Рік тому +8

      I TRANSLATED IT AND IT STILL EXISTS THE GLITCH O_o

    • @DrSpaceman69
      @DrSpaceman69 11 місяців тому +2

      What is this sorcery

  • @summeryim
    @summeryim 5 років тому +712

    R.I.P
    Brendan
    1997-2018
    Being roasted by Adobe Photoshop

    • @summeryim
      @summeryim 5 років тому +1

      @JaidenFan2007 I just type in a random number, there's no reasons for that.

    • @iwantedtobethatanomaly2270
      @iwantedtobethatanomaly2270 5 років тому +2

      It's brendan

    • @denizduygu1701
      @denizduygu1701 4 роки тому

      @@summeryim Brendan

    • @tacticalassaultanteater9678
      @tacticalassaultanteater9678 4 роки тому +5

      No enterprise level software is complete without a generic error handler for an entire module cursing a specific worker.

    • @thathinaut
      @thathinaut 4 роки тому

      so he was 15-16?
      Tragic

  • @darksentinel082
    @darksentinel082 6 років тому +1378

    20% of comments: Actually good comment
    30% of comments: Gender joke from that one part
    50% of comments: *DAMMIT STEVE*

    • @WhatduzzitMean
      @WhatduzzitMean 6 років тому +4

      DarkSentinel 082 I was gonna say something clever but I couldn't think of anything so hello pal

    • @Laki2
      @Laki2 6 років тому +9

      Brendan's an idiot. Steve is innocent.

    • @Laki2
      @Laki2 6 років тому +7

      Could not complete my comment because Brendan’s an id [{ERROR}]
      x != 80469530 = True
      x > 80469530 = False
      x == 80469530 = False
      x >= 80469530 = False
      x

    • @batfat4667
      @batfat4667 6 років тому +4

      Your p

    • @darksentinel082
      @darksentinel082 6 років тому

      Okay guys I admit I forgot some ._.

  • @ace-of-space2004
    @ace-of-space2004 4 роки тому +175

    -3602 F translates to roughly -2019 C, which is -1746 K. At that temperature, the molecules in your body are more still than still, so yea you're dead the moment the air touches your skin

    • @michaelfixedsys7463
      @michaelfixedsys7463 2 роки тому +10

      That's how you freeze time

    • @JoeJohnson-mk4qd
      @JoeJohnson-mk4qd Рік тому +16

      "more than still" This sounds like something at the beginning of a physics lecture that will make your re-contemplate the existence of the universe.

    • @jopu7004
      @jopu7004 Рік тому +7

      Also know as the temperature the Finnish people put on a light jacket

    • @KaneLivesInDeath
      @KaneLivesInDeath Рік тому +3

      ​​​​​​​​@@jopu7004Ngative 1746 K? Meaning Kelvin?
      If so, isn't 0 degrees Kelvin so cold that Atoms freeze? Or does the Kelvin system work differently compared to Celsius/Fahrenheit?
      Or was the dash a typo lol
      EDIT: just looked it up, 0 degrees Kelvin is the same as the term Absolute Zero... If that's the case, then it's considered a scientific impossibility to go lower than 0 K.
      Honestly, I thought 0 K was way down in the negatives with Celsius, like somewhere under -100,000 C or so lol

    • @DrSpaceman69
      @DrSpaceman69 11 місяців тому

      @@KaneLivesInDeathyep kelvin doesn’t go to negatives..

  • @yanachernov4087
    @yanachernov4087 5 років тому +168

    1:43 You know what’s worst than a broken digital sign...
    A SIGN WRITTEN WITH COMIC SANS FONT!

  • @frickenfrocken5446
    @frickenfrocken5446 5 років тому +4193

    :(
    your p

    • @smyokie
      @smyokie 5 років тому +155

      :(
      Your PC ran in We're jus
      For more anforma
      if you call a suppor
      DRI

    • @thesexer69
      @thesexer69 5 років тому +54

      :(
      Your p

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 5 років тому +68

      :(
      Yo

    • @atewin99
      @atewin99 5 років тому +5

      selxria oh no

    • @mkmarcy100
      @mkmarcy100 5 років тому +26

      *Šōmęthįńg Hàppęñêd*
      Šōmęthįńg Hàppęñêd

  • @0oh_no
    @0oh_no 5 років тому +539

    5:22
    -Hey what hour is it?
    -Oh, yeah it's about nine and *cOuGh*

    • @helpme-7855
      @helpme-7855 5 років тому +20

      Me: teacher what time is it
      Teacher: its about nine and *AcK*

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 5 років тому +8

      Me: Mom, what time is it?
      Mom: Oh yeah, it's about nine and *AckoUGh*

    • @IBobI
      @IBobI 5 років тому +1

      It's nine and 29smskoeie28398msjos

    • @DeliriousPersona
      @DeliriousPersona 4 роки тому

      Someone: Hey sorry can you say what hour is it?
      Me:
      Oh, yeah, it's about nine and *hAcKs uP a HaIrBaLl*

    • @InfinityKid-qh7wj
      @InfinityKid-qh7wj 3 роки тому +1

      9:2𝐁

  • @holo911
    @holo911 5 років тому +698

    Mum: So what's his gender..?
    Doctor: Its...a..
    Doctor: INTERNATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL VISIT AT HO CHI MINH CITY AT MARCH 19!
    Mum: OMG!
    Dad: OMG!
    Me: did i mention march 19

    • @user-fe7qe5vl4g
      @user-fe7qe5vl4g 4 роки тому +11

      New born after a few years asks a weird question: What gender am I?
      Me: You are International High school visit at ho chi minh city at March 19th

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 4 роки тому +6

      I hate my birthday now

    • @terrariaOfficial
      @terrariaOfficial 4 роки тому +2

      im stuff

    • @beepbeeplettuce1599
      @beepbeeplettuce1599 4 роки тому +5

      “So what’s *his* gender?”

    • @rainbowbeetle
      @rainbowbeetle 4 роки тому

      @@terrariaOfficial hi stuff im dad

  • @hotpikachu
    @hotpikachu 4 роки тому +252

    3:10 i was born on march 19
    My birthday is now a gender wow

  • @kylebuchanan4129
    @kylebuchanan4129 5 років тому +932

    Roses Are Red,
    My Screen is Blue,
    I Think I Deleted System 32

    • @cjthomp2005
      @cjthomp2005 5 років тому +15

      Ok jokes aside I think the computer would just stop working since the BSOD probably originates from that folder

    • @ParacosmicEscapism
      @ParacosmicEscapism 5 років тому +2

      Ststem32 is for dlls you’d still see blue screen

    • @3dblue255
      @3dblue255 5 років тому +5

      Hooty Fox
      I accidentally deleted that on my old laptop after something happened 😂

    • @cocoa4548
      @cocoa4548 4 роки тому +9

      Errors are red
      My screen is blue
      There was a folder
      Called systems 32

    • @localextremist2839
      @localextremist2839 4 роки тому +1

      @@tommy3747 more like unoriginal and copied

  • @ruilmonsezhi4088
    @ruilmonsezhi4088 6 років тому +348

    Mental note: when making bank account, put all the emojis.

    • @xandocommando
      @xandocommando 6 років тому +30

      if an emoji breaks your entire infrastructure that means something is wrong lol

    • @gabriel77196
      @gabriel77196 6 років тому +41

      How to break capitalism

    • @nopewipe8900
      @nopewipe8900 6 років тому +24

      This is why we have communism

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 6 років тому +10

      How to destroy an ASCII-based server system 101

    • @medinywaw7435
      @medinywaw7435 6 років тому +1

      What about a bank heist that be good way to fry the systems

  • @Silent_YES
    @Silent_YES 4 роки тому +102

    *do you really want to exist without saving?*
    Me: yes
    Thanos: *snaps*
    Me: oh boi

    • @lybon6972
      @lybon6972 4 роки тому

      undertale challenges:

    • @-Solidwater
      @-Solidwater 3 роки тому

      @@lybon6972 *distant no-hit Merg noises*

  • @edmcsteve2156
    @edmcsteve2156 5 років тому +47

    1:18 personally my favourite Shakespeare quote is "eat my leek"

    • @trinityharris1771
      @trinityharris1771 4 роки тому

      Wat...

    • @Azazel.719
      @Azazel.719 3 роки тому

      Wait what?

    • @tapiokadesu8505
      @tapiokadesu8505 2 роки тому

      Hatsune Miku: 😳

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 Рік тому

      Eat my leek in front of a leaky freaky tiki in the Enchanted Tiki Room

    • @Spingebil
      @Spingebil Рік тому

      GOWER: - Nay, that’s right. But why wear you your leek today? Saint Davy’s day is past.
      FLUELLEN: - There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things. I will tell you ass my friend, Captain Gower. The rascally, scald, beggarly, lousy, pragging knave Pistol, which you and yourself and all the world know to be no petter than a fellow, look you now, of no merits, he is come to
      me and prings me pread and salt yesterday, look you, and bid me eat my leek. It was in a place where 10 I could not breed no contention with him, but I will be so bold as to wear it in my cap till I see him once again, and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires.
      It’s from Henry V,
      ACT 5, Scene 1.

  • @majorgeneralexcaperr2583
    @majorgeneralexcaperr2583 5 років тому +1187

    :(
    Your PC ran in Were jus
    For more anforma
    If you call a suppor
    DRI

  • @NollyProject
    @NollyProject 6 років тому +1333

    I love how humans running the Zootopia account quickly began typing “please don’t” over and over after what the bot said

    • @zdragov
      @zdragov 6 років тому +131

      please don’t

    • @luxbee_
      @luxbee_ 6 років тому +75

      please don't

    • @hotdog8109
      @hotdog8109 6 років тому +71

      Please do

    • @Michael_Jackson_2
      @Michael_Jackson_2 6 років тому +71

      n't

    • @eikosimino5579
      @eikosimino5579 6 років тому +25

      Please dont please dont please dont please yes please dont please dont please f pleas dont

  • @jacksonmitton999
    @jacksonmitton999 4 роки тому +50

    As someone who identifies as international high school visit at ho chi Minh City at March 19, we're a pretty oppressed sexuality.

  • @Matty_20
    @Matty_20 5 років тому +79

    4:50 when you accidentally open your closed tabs from last night and you have multiple youtube videos on them and they all start playing

  • @galacticfire9727
    @galacticfire9727 6 років тому +787

    My gender is also High school visit on March 17, finally! Some representation for the High school visit on March 17 gendered people in this world!

    • @normalaboutpathologic
      @normalaboutpathologic 6 років тому +34

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    • @BushBumperBaker
      @BushBumperBaker 6 років тому +10

      Galactic Fire I read that in the pyramid guy from Gravity Falls sarcastic ass tone. Lmao

    • @pswitch9553
      @pswitch9553 6 років тому

      I am one, too!

    • @notglitchx
      @notglitchx 6 років тому +34

      We can't forget the people with the gender International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19 tho...

    • @shizune_
      @shizune_ 6 років тому +21

      I'm International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19 and im happy

  • @hakuyowane4505
    @hakuyowane4505 6 років тому +1511

    Finally, some representation for people who identify as International School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19! Any other ISVHCMCM19sexuals here?

  • @w0lfy89
    @w0lfy89 5 років тому +35

    My therapist: how's your day going?
    Me: 4:22

  • @jodieburton1827
    @jodieburton1827 3 роки тому +8

    The fact that it seems a real person took over the Zootopia bot just to beg the person to live is oddly wholesome and made me smile for some reason ^_^

  • @xandermorales4545
    @xandermorales4545 5 років тому +778

    6:20 you were supposed to destroy them goddamit, not join them

    • @nikolaibelinski3433
      @nikolaibelinski3433 5 років тому +10

      How about i do anyway

    • @hyperpixel3644
      @hyperpixel3644 5 років тому +34

      You became the very thing you tried to destroy.

    • @wojakthesoyboy
      @wojakthesoyboy 5 років тому +5

      @JaidenFan2007 grammar Nazi lmao

    • @nick3718
      @nick3718 5 років тому +3

      Retarded Hetalian did they delete the comment or something

  • @SOUNDWAVE98
    @SOUNDWAVE98 6 років тому +1289

    *Battery-saving app gets battery drainage warning*
    Congratulations you played yourself

    • @Reragi
      @Reragi 6 років тому +45

      He could save others from death, but he could not save himself.

    • @jakoda2514
      @jakoda2514 6 років тому +4

      Reragi *ironic*

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 6 років тому +4

      To make peace, you must create war.

    • @GordonMusliman
      @GordonMusliman 5 років тому

      Lmao I have that phone

  • @spacemoth4973
    @spacemoth4973 4 роки тому +21

    *"Something happened"*
    [Insert the SpongeBob mind scene when everything is on fire]

  • @alexleo172
    @alexleo172 4 роки тому +54

    Please don't
    Please don't
    Please don't
    *P L E A S E D O N ' T*
    Pĺéáśé đóńť
    PlEaSe DoN't

    • @justsomerobloxvids1791
      @justsomerobloxvids1791 4 роки тому

      Leong Kum Fatt
      -Please don’t-
      *Please don’t*
      _Please don’t_
      *-Please don’t-*
      _-Please don’t-_
      *_Please don’t_*
      *_-Please don’t-_*

    • @starrlinqs
      @starrlinqs 4 роки тому

      𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒕
      ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ
      𝔓𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔱
      ρꪶꫀꪖ𝘴ꫀ ᦔꪮꪀ𝓽
      𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓽

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 Рік тому

      Suicide by bunny cop

  • @daniyaaalx
    @daniyaaalx 6 років тому +574

    3:17 *_Do you really wanna exist without saving?_*

    • @swegenatorgaming1634
      @swegenatorgaming1634 6 років тому +13

      Poopless Toilet *yes*

    • @daniyaaalx
      @daniyaaalx 6 років тому +1

      Sw3g3n4tor Gaming _-Life Is Ded-_

    • @drezhb
      @drezhb 6 років тому +4

      I saved therefore I am

    • @ProfessionalismTrash
      @ProfessionalismTrash 6 років тому +12

      Teacher: Don't forget to save before you quit!
      Me: Nah I'm too lazy to-
      *stops existing*

    • @daniyaaalx
      @daniyaaalx 6 років тому +1

      Professionalism Trash 😂

  • @fear_toxin
    @fear_toxin 5 років тому +717

    3:02 finally, all nine genders

    • @joselecactus2769
      @joselecactus2769 5 років тому +22

      Wait, you didn't know them
      How did you graduate

    • @RokkuDarius
      @RokkuDarius 5 років тому

      why are you everywhere

    • @CookieJar2025
      @CookieJar2025 5 років тому +11

      My gender is
      International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19

    • @andrewhazard7190
      @andrewhazard7190 5 років тому

      Im Highschool visit on March 17 wbu?

    • @sbjoha
      @sbjoha 5 років тому

      Since when did you comment in markiplier's mashed potato bath challenge?

  • @AuriPigeonery
    @AuriPigeonery 5 років тому +35

    Windows update:
    "Alright your update is 100% done please do don't turn off your pc"
    *next sec*
    "Windows updates not responding"

  • @ThePredatorYT-kl9dr
    @ThePredatorYT-kl9dr 4 роки тому +37

    1:53 Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

  • @SneedFeedAndSeed
    @SneedFeedAndSeed 6 років тому +205

    I identify as an International High School Visit at Home Chi Minh City at March 19.

  • @MysticMimikyu355
    @MysticMimikyu355 6 років тому +6299

    Something happened

  • @blubobbie
    @blubobbie 4 роки тому +47

    Marshall: _"task manager please respond"_
    UA-cam: "hey we suggest sweet victory by SpongeBob SquarePants"

    • @imbob99999
      @imbob99999 3 роки тому

      yeah... why did that happen?

  • @majorgeneralexcaperr2583
    @majorgeneralexcaperr2583 4 роки тому +16

    Trying to talk to popular people:
    4:49

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox 6 років тому +3036

    We all exist without saving, that's why we don't remember the womb.

    • @Lemonhead494
      @Lemonhead494 6 років тому +30

      The womb?

    • @PixelVarnox
      @PixelVarnox 6 років тому +41

      whats that?

    • @wolfwoodfr
      @wolfwoodfr 6 років тому +59

      When’s your last save? I’ve saved before i went to sleep today and i don’t know what a good friend is anymore.

    • @bamagaming3007
      @bamagaming3007 6 років тому +1

      I’ve seen you on another vid...

    • @melmelhodgepodge3800
      @melmelhodgepodge3800 6 років тому

      You stop that.

  • @echinox2460
    @echinox2460 5 років тому +699

    His code is weak, OS unsteady, garbage in his collector already, CD-ROM spaghetti, is nervous, But on the service he looks calm and ready to drop ROMs, but he keeps on formating, when he wrote down the whole crowd goes glitchy.

    • @TheMuro22
      @TheMuro22 5 років тому +12

      Windowsem : OS yourself

    • @caitlinrix294
      @caitlinrix294 5 років тому +42

      HE OPENS THE PROGRAMME, IT WON'T LOAD SOMEHOW
      HE'S BROKEN HOW
      HAVE TO REINSTALL IT, OW
      FREE TRIAL'S RUN OUT
      MUST PAY FULL PRICE NOW

    • @BappO-is-me
      @BappO-is-me 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @masteroogway2725
      @masteroogway2725 5 років тому +12

      @@caitlinrix294 Snap back to reality,
      No he won't run it
      It's broken
      He knows that
      But he wants it
      So bad

    • @Venicouse
      @Venicouse 5 років тому +2

      fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu

  • @bipbooper
    @bipbooper 4 роки тому +159

    My Parents: ‘What do you identify as?’
    Me: ‘Well I identify as Male’
    My Parents: ‘WRONG! YOU IDENTIFY AS FEMALE!’
    Me: ‘W-w-what?’

  • @sperg.t2943
    @sperg.t2943 5 років тому +22

    6:20 We lost earth's best defender

  • @Lucid_Eyes
    @Lucid_Eyes 6 років тому +184

    1:42 Ok, for those who were wondering, -3602 degrees Fahrenheit is equal to -2018.9 degrees Celsius.
    It's 2018 BABY!

  • @tharionthedragon3531
    @tharionthedragon3531 6 років тому +1067

    Something happened.
    Something happened?
    Something happened!
    SOMETHING HAPPENED!?
    *SOMETHING HAPPENED!*

  • @taurinetrashmann259
    @taurinetrashmann259 3 роки тому +6

    Imagine crashing an entire banking system (which, by nature of handling super important tasks like keeping transactions secure, is extraordinarily complex) by using an emoji. Not on purpose, not because they’re a hacker, but simply because the program was blindsided by something it had never seen before.
    Reminds me of when Rick made the whole space colony lose their shit and leave earth “by changing a one to a zero”

  • @gdkeyesey0788
    @gdkeyesey0788 4 роки тому +13

    I only realised he said “Dont be a ‘дебил’”

  • @gasa1165
    @gasa1165 6 років тому +2047

    damit can't stop laughing now...

  • @VoidFoxxx
    @VoidFoxxx 6 років тому +494

    * Task manager (Not responding) *
    Me: He could save others from death but not himself.

    • @Wolfenry
      @Wolfenry 6 років тому +9

      fucking died with this lmao

    • @Crazy_2100
      @Crazy_2100 6 років тому +10

      Ironic

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 6 років тому +1

      The Cheese Man May I request where you got your profile pic? It's for scientific purposes /s

    • @Crazy_2100
      @Crazy_2100 6 років тому +6

      Dude Lmao
      It’s called Kaicho Onegai Shimasu the actual doujinshi is just your basic loli gangbang it’s about a 6.5/10 for me

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 6 років тому +1

      The Cheese Man Thank you. The progress of science marches forward.
      Edit: The fuck did I just see, a submissive president?

  • @cutepuddleslime8201
    @cutepuddleslime8201 4 роки тому +16

    When someone starts speaking in tongues in church: 4:49 and 5:30
    Everyone else: Press X to Doubt

  • @Terumimi
    @Terumimi 4 роки тому +11

    1:30
    "Weatherman Fred Jones"
    Wow, he really did fall apart after Mystery Inc.

  • @kozlowskinator6056
    @kozlowskinator6056 6 років тому +437

    Task Manager (Not Responding)
    Me: YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE CRASH NOT JOIN THEM

    • @grandma1024
      @grandma1024 5 років тому +49

      *you have become the very thing you sworn to destroy*

    • @kazumakanjifreak3010
      @kazumakanjifreak3010 5 років тому +3

      That has actually happened to me before not kidding.

    • @MCmao
      @MCmao 5 років тому +3

      *It's over Cortana i have the high ground!*

    • @AFschizoid
      @AFschizoid 5 років тому +1

      Gave me nightmares

    • @blanksp1_
      @blanksp1_ 5 років тому +1

      O o f

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz 5 років тому +2597

    I’ve watched this before already, please stop recommending this to me.

  • @Logan4546b
    @Logan4546b 3 роки тому +7

    3:19 Whenever someone calls an emergency meeting in Among Us

  • @shupp6267
    @shupp6267 4 роки тому +8

    "I saw this great post the other day, it went like-" *Amalgamate sounds*

  • @berserkrpascal5217
    @berserkrpascal5217 6 років тому +1048

    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    ever stop make these videos ^^
    they are just great

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 6 років тому +2

      There's no nee-eed to he-esitate...

    • @onceuponaban
      @onceuponaban 6 років тому +46

      About 10 seconds before this: "Alright, time to see how well the chatbot is doi-OH FUCK NO"

    • @alex-gq2jh
      @alex-gq2jh 6 років тому +1

      please dont

    • @GibusWearingMann
      @GibusWearingMann 6 років тому

      Yo

    • @acommonfbiagent6444
      @acommonfbiagent6444 6 років тому

      Pascal Werner Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes

  • @taylorarmstrong284
    @taylorarmstrong284 5 років тому +512

    Finally, a website that knows i identify as Highschool Visit on March 17! So happy!

  • @Twilight.Knight
    @Twilight.Knight 5 років тому +15

    5:37 I can just see the spit flying as he's doing this 😂

  • @schottybutitsspelledlikesc6860
    @schottybutitsspelledlikesc6860 3 роки тому +4

    3:19 everyone in among us when an emergency meeting is called:

  • @MartHommes
    @MartHommes 6 років тому +881

    Error [X]
    *This driver can't*
    [ *OK* ]

    • @rosoms
      @rosoms 6 років тому +6

      Mart Hommes YES IT CAN YOU CAN DO IT DRIVER

    • @alissawilliams3435
      @alissawilliams3435 6 років тому +4

      Mart Hommes aYes it CAN IT JUST DOESNT BELIEVE IN ITSELF!
      I DONT GIVE. A DAMN I LOOK AT IT AND I KNOW TYAT IT CAN!

    • @carlduckworth400
      @carlduckworth400 6 років тому

      739 Lok Cuber same

    • @vehicleboi5598
      @vehicleboi5598 6 років тому +1

      Error [X]
      YES DRIVER GO GO GO PRINT!
      WE BELIVE IN YOU! GO!!!!!
      drivery happ
      [Applaud driver] [Be rude and don’t]

    • @foxyman9485
      @foxyman9485 6 років тому

      Mart Hommes
      Fuck you stupid

  • @brenislanders
    @brenislanders 6 років тому +703

    0:51 I feel insulted

  • @kyoniagaming7386
    @kyoniagaming7386 5 років тому +13

    3:21 everyone in my homeroom (including me) when there’s a lockdown and it takes more than. 30 minutes

  • @rezapahlevi3493
    @rezapahlevi3493 5 років тому +1

    'An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made.'
    -Shakespreare

  • @somedecidueye7292
    @somedecidueye7292 6 років тому +501

    I remember a guy who was born as a High School visit on March 17. Nice person all around.

    • @skuxboy777
      @skuxboy777 6 років тому +6

      Some Decidueye i my self is a Highschool visit on 26 july.

    • @zacvarg3530
      @zacvarg3530 6 років тому +14

      i feel that its really important for people to not have to hide behind Male or Female. Many people are born as High School Visits, and society needs to accept that.

    • @srike1571
      @srike1571 6 років тому +2

      I am coming clean as a Gender

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent 6 років тому

      I identify as a college visit on November 12th

    • @thgrofficial
      @thgrofficial 6 років тому +1

      I sexually identify as a high school visit on march 19th

  • @DLBBALL
    @DLBBALL 6 років тому +363

    Task Manager not responding is genuinely horrifying.

    • @aerbon
      @aerbon 6 років тому +24

      power button is not responding

    • @jlco
      @jlco 6 років тому +6

      Why? Happens to me all the time.
      Then again... long story short, this video is basically a highlight reel of me with technology.

    • @jlco
      @jlco 6 років тому +3

      Wait, how did they even get a screenshot of that?

    • @dustycrustyhomelessman1648
      @dustycrustyhomelessman1648 6 років тому +2

      that's when you unplug the computer and cry

    • @nathangenre1585
      @nathangenre1585 6 років тому

      Yeah. That's............... horrifying.

  • @Evan_2-the_sequel
    @Evan_2-the_sequel 3 роки тому +7

    “Ok class! Today we’re doing a group project!”
    3:54

  • @MorbidMoonflower
    @MorbidMoonflower 3 роки тому +1

    the "your pc ran in we're jus" one is my lockscreen. Makes me smile whenever I check my phone lol

  • @tracewyrm
    @tracewyrm 6 років тому +223

    Those Russian missiles are hot asf

  • @neopharmaphile9705
    @neopharmaphile9705 6 років тому +303

    Task Manager not responding is like, 911 not responding

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow 6 років тому +26

      It's like a robbery in a police department.

    • @paragon4770
      @paragon4770 6 років тому +21

      The police department being swatted

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 6 років тому +25

      you know you're fucked when even task managers dies

    • @pancakeking78
      @pancakeking78 6 років тому +1

      Or when Microsoft windows dosent respond

    • @pancakeking78
      @pancakeking78 6 років тому +1

      I actually had that happen

  • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
    @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 4 роки тому +3

    3:29 - Ahh, yes! My favorite movie as a kid!
    The Brave Little USB Wireless Keyboard.

  • @alexrahnder7868
    @alexrahnder7868 4 роки тому +11

    F in the comments for Fred Jones. He died after being outside in temperatures of -3602°F

  • @frix5145
    @frix5145 5 років тому +589

    5:04
    Yo
    His code is weak
    OS unsteady
    Garbage in his collector already
    CD ROM spaghetti!

    • @MemoryPhobia
      @MemoryPhobia 5 років тому +36

      Codes are waving
      Criticizing on the settings
      Hackers ready to drop bombs
      But they’re glitches keep on forgetting
      They’re nervous
      Task manger *NOT RESPONDING*

    • @summeryim
      @summeryim 5 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/3WAOxKOmR90/v-deo.html

    • @shad0wfrost
      @shad0wfrost 5 років тому

      Ok

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o 5 років тому +69

    "Oh, yeah, it's about nine-" **dying sounds**

    • @oonapatricia4141
      @oonapatricia4141 5 років тому

      Thomas Ducking Jeffersin *compels to include women in the sequel*

    • @chiquitin_o
      @chiquitin_o 5 років тому +1

      @@oonapatricia4141 I should've expected that I can't get away from the fandom with this account

    • @oonapatricia4141
      @oonapatricia4141 5 років тому

      Thomas Ducking Jeffersin you can never escape jeffy

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved 5 років тому +1

      i feel your pain

  • @noname-sk6zk
    @noname-sk6zk 5 років тому +8

    I was dying of laughter throuought this entire video.

  • @skeledude412
    @skeledude412 5 років тому +8

    me:
    not trying to laugh at 3am or else my parents will kick me out the house

  • @galaxiez_gacha8501
    @galaxiez_gacha8501 5 років тому +360

    5:03 Yo, his code is weak, OS Unsteady, Garbage in his collector already, CD-ROM spagetti

    • @yaboyblacklist2431
      @yaboyblacklist2431 5 років тому +18

      I'll admit, they did manage to stay on beat, and on flow,

    • @galaxiez_gacha8501
      @galaxiez_gacha8501 5 років тому +20

      @@yaboyblacklist2431 i mean, I need a full version of the song XD

    • @yaboyblacklist2431
      @yaboyblacklist2431 5 років тому +1

      @@galaxiez_gacha8501 oh😂

    • @rodriguez4363
      @rodriguez4363 5 років тому

      Mario didn't like that

    • @RR-zt3qg
      @RR-zt3qg 5 років тому

      What is the original?

  • @kinkybathbombs3281
    @kinkybathbombs3281 6 років тому +729

    Comp: "What do identify as?"
    A person: "Well, I identify as a male"
    Comp: "WRONG, YOU IDENTIFY AS FEMALE!"
    A person: "W-What?!"

    • @GeometryBro
      @GeometryBro 6 років тому +23

      Looks down* WHA TE FUCK HAPPENED TO ME P BOI

    • @kon.1896
      @kon.1896 6 років тому +22

      *Dick disappears after question*
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @elobrittjen5678
      @elobrittjen5678 6 років тому +5

      X and A horror skit 345 that's basically my life though

    • @CertifiedPRISM
      @CertifiedPRISM 6 років тому +4

      N A N I ? ? ?

    • @maxskellington910
      @maxskellington910 6 років тому +17

      dysphoria be like.

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments 10 місяців тому +2

    This is hilarious for some reason. I love these sorts of videos. Please make a sequel to this someday!

  • @MrBosehund
    @MrBosehund 2 роки тому +1

    *"shakespear quote of the day. an SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made." -skakespear*
    but bro fr I was laughing so much I was dying lol

  • @xaku5383
    @xaku5383 5 років тому +136

    Task manager is like the mom you call when your siblings are out of control.

  • @probablyhitler
    @probablyhitler 6 років тому +350

    you really know you are screwed when task manager stops responding

    • @Alecexo
      @Alecexo 6 років тому +6

      Probably Hitler that’s actually happened to me multiple times 😂

    • @jissimoocri4719
      @jissimoocri4719 6 років тому +6

      It became the thing it swore to destroy

    • @nanaa9074
      @nanaa9074 6 років тому +1

      Xans same

    • @probablyhitler
      @probablyhitler 6 років тому +1

      Xans yea I’ve had the same shit laptop for years and I’ve resorted to a full shutdown to solve it because I’m impatient

    • @b-d9099
      @b-d9099 6 років тому

      Xans Same

  • @davidardianalim6816
    @davidardianalim6816 5 років тому +8

    Your PC Ran We're jus
    for more anforma
    if you call suppor
    DRI
    windows will shut dossistant will reboot yote

  • @cryo2156
    @cryo2156 5 років тому +347

    Task Manager (Not Responding)
    *YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY*

    • @acrux5298
      @acrux5298 5 років тому +1

      Cryopinacle I get it all the time lol

    • @h.mm.p8561
      @h.mm.p8561 5 років тому

      Acrux Same

    • @nihil5743
      @nihil5743 5 років тому +2

      Ironic... He could save others from death... but not himself

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 5 років тому

      LMAO

    • @cheezandmac7224
      @cheezandmac7224 5 років тому +1

      I saw your profile picture and now all I can think about is Mailbox (or whatever his name was)'s voice saying that through your computer as you panic and wait for Task Manager to work.

  • @bobobonobo9551
    @bobobonobo9551 5 років тому +494

    I died at the "your P"
    Edit: I should die more often

  • @geckowithahat902
    @geckowithahat902 3 роки тому +3

    This the first video I’ve seen of yours, and I’m super impressed with the effort you put into it. Time to binge watch all of ‘em

  • @djrococ
    @djrococ 2 місяці тому +2

    Duuuude. I’ve been looking everywhere for this channel finally! Loved the videos back then and wanted to see em again

  • @MrHack4never
    @MrHack4never 6 років тому +88

    2:25 he tells the chatbot to return the code for the spam message, which in turn, breaks its workflow

    • @NGCVAlm
      @NGCVAlm 6 років тому +8

      MrHack4never thanks, i was wondering why that happened

    • @Wulf715
      @Wulf715 6 років тому +8

      Someone copypaste here so I can do this?

    • @chrisspaghetti4034
      @chrisspaghetti4034 6 років тому +4

      Wulf715 // config/db/.js
      Module.exports ={ url : mongodb://localhost/acquisition’} this seems hella useful

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 6 років тому +2

      That bot must be embarrassed cuz we can see all of its responses

  • @tudle6049
    @tudle6049 6 років тому +192

    *SOMETHING HAPPENED*

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 5 років тому +1

    I'm so glad that I finally took this video off Watch Later. I was dying from laughter! 🤣

  • @DOCPRODUCTIONS
    @DOCPRODUCTIONS 4 роки тому +3

    4:22
    *He’s speaking the language of the gods.*

  • @marshroverv5632
    @marshroverv5632 6 років тому +292

    "Amazing Russian Bombshells Want To Date You!"
    _picture of a literal russian bombshell_

  • @Kariushkaa
    @Kariushkaa 6 років тому +4203

    Please don't

    • @ph03n1xm9
      @ph03n1xm9 6 років тому +123

      Please don't

    • @walrus5540
      @walrus5540 6 років тому +115

      Please don't

    • @to_deviate
      @to_deviate 6 років тому +92

      Karine Levy please don’t

    • @Kariushkaa
      @Kariushkaa 6 років тому +90

      Phoenix Mitchell please don't

    • @pikksen7905
      @pikksen7905 6 років тому +89

      please don’t

  • @thenoone
    @thenoone 4 роки тому +11

    Me: Hey what's the WiFi password
    Friend: It's on the back of the router
    The back of the router: 4:21

  • @ksutaksu
    @ksutaksu 4 роки тому +1

    "don't be a дебил" I'm screaming

  • @irisius7551
    @irisius7551 6 років тому +510

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