I'm so glad it's not just me. I also realised I want that sound to play whenever I complete any daily task. Done the washing up? "Hhhhhay!" Finished that report? "HHHHHAY!" Walking down the street? "Pam param, PAM pam param"
@@downtownscene the number of likes is no longer 420; I am saddened 😟. However, I am now free to like your comment like a normal human being! Huzzah! 😄
Geralt: Show me your wares. Stregobor: *nods* Spends next 30 mins of the episode selling loot, breaking down monster parts and mixing potions and mutagens.
Arthur L If you choose to fight her for the notes after the “towerful of mice” quest (the notes written by the mage in the tower full of information on what I believe to be disease/a cure) rather than talk her out of handing them over to Radovid, then you’ll be forced to kill her and take them from her body. it just depends on how you choose to handle the situation. i think if you let her go she’ll also end up impaled on a stake later on in the city (by Radovid, of course), so there’s *two* very unfortunate ways to do it. 🤷♀️
0:30 Daaaamn, that one frame of Stregobor immediately switching back to Geralt as he has finally picked his dialogue is so accurate! That's some mad attention to detail right there.
Stregobor: It`s the lesser evil* Geralt: blankly stares at Stregobor* Meanwhile me: waiting with the pizza delivery guy until my mom brings the change*
@@HAWXLEADER idk if you mean the original Witcher game, but Witcher 3 has some incredibly good facial animations, especially for the amount of dialogue in that game.
Well, it's easy to confuse this for one mod, but it is multiple mods (but there is a merged version that you should use called "PC slayer" with humorous description about the mod being a witcher that kills PCs.) But, if you want to know all the mods in it, and the other ones he is using, read on. -The lighting is an ENB, specifically cavill lighting. As for the textures, the mod he is using seems to be "DBI: Dandelions beautiful imagery." The 4K version of DBI to be exact. He also is using the 4K version of "faces of the northern realms," A mod that vastly improves the faces of NPCS, and adds more faces to boot. Those should be all the graphical mods that are included in PC slayer. -But Npcs and geralt have clothes/armor from, "Debt 'n laugh, larger variety of clothes and armor." And its sister mod "Emiel Godfreys peculiar wonders: Larger variety of weapons, staffs, and spells" They also seem to be using the "The life of a witcher: Gameplay and realism changes" -As for geralt and why he looks different, they seem to be using a personal face mod, and they won't release it for some reason. Hope this helps!
People who skip the sequences of the witcher are fucking morons, I mean, if you don't pay up to 50 buck's for this great story, for what the hell did you bought the game then?
@@samuelecasafina I mean if you played 270 hours of it, and doing a NG+ run, I see why one would skip some of the dialogs. You just want to get through.
@@razaelll I can understand a new game + (even if I still do not skip them and I'm at my 3rd ng+) but as it seems there are many people who skip the first time ever
@@samuelecasafina cuz i don't give a shit if i skip, already seen it's story in youtube before while ago, only some parts i read, they brought cuz it has action duh
First playthrough for me was sacred. I read every piece of writing, heard every line, roamed every place, talked to everyone, did all the side quests. Heck I even tried to climb what's up Kaer Trolde with Roach. Didn't regret any second. Sometimes I load up a save where I'm at the forest just after completing the talking Roach quest just to hear that beautiful soundtrack. Ok I went a little too far.
Me when playing Witcher 3: Enhanced Edition and dying all the time during a boss battle, constantly having to play through a cutscene because it doesn't save after the dialogue
call me crazy but the armor they made him wear for this show at least this scene looks SUUUUPER wack. like he's going out for a night in the town at some 80s all leather club
@@ArghastOfTheAlliance And people can bang him without fear of getting pregnant or contracting any disease since a witchers body absolutely mangles any microbe virus and yeast. Probably one really good reason for women to actively want to have sex with them.
this is the most witcher thing i've ever seen after killing all the cows of a peasant and gettin completely torn apart by a monstrous cow keeper guardian
This is how critics have watched the series.
what happened on IMDB it got a 9.8 first week now its at 8.6, each episode had a score of 9.0+ and now it got lower
@@leonunderconstruction Only a few great shows stay that high for long.
@Michał Gwiazda you forgot "the" between "is" and "shit"
@@leonunderconstruction butthurt poland regained internet access
@@leonunderconstruction some people made several fake accounts to lower the witcher series score ... they were teaching how to do it on facebook
“Speak normally”
*proceeds to skipping more dialogues*
Very clever
@@laxjoh Revy Lever
Im pretty sure we all do that lmfao, like just read for a bit and then skip
I would have too considering how often there was horrible writing and dialogue in this series
@@kowxley1793 all don't
When you skip all the dialog: I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know why I'm here. All I know is that I must kill.
best way to play witcher anyway
@@alveolate No
@@scepan5155 well no but yes
@@xuan.1611 wel no but no
Or you play fourth time in the game
I wonder how the ending would play out if he went for "I have syphilis"
Geralt: I have syphilis
Stregobor: Hmm...
Game will skip most of the boring dialogue and start at the point where Strego looks pissed at Geralt.
@Meme Lord spell of cleansing
It was a grey dialogue option, meaning it wouldn't have any influence on the plot whatsoever. Sorry to dissapoint you.
FUCK
Sekirex hmmmmm
Apparently, merely hearing the "HEY!" sound for when you succeed a mission is enough for me to want to play this game again.
I'm so glad it's not just me.
I also realised I want that sound to play whenever I complete any daily task. Done the washing up? "Hhhhhay!" Finished that report? "HHHHHAY!"
Walking down the street? "Pam param, PAM pam param"
@@sbraypaynt Well to be fair, HOOUUUUUAAAAAAA does look kinda dumb when typed out, so HEY seems like a good compromise.
Why does this feel so relatable? * heads off to start another playthrough *
@UC5zMPiLr-2ixbeqUvnNzEAA you sound like an idiot lol
Ikr
Stregobor: Not often.
Geralt: Not many.
Stregobor: *Hm.*
Stregobor: I'm greatful, very clever.
Geralt: *Hm.*
-A Kikimora...
-hmmm
-...possesses the power to destroy us all!
Doesn’t rhyme
You’re not a man
close to a oblivion conversation haha
“We can still play gwent tho” had me dying
Just perfect lmao
Vastingood right? Lmaooo
Stregobor : arkwardly nod
I laughed out loud in the bus
So true about the game
We need a full series of this.
we don't
@@rearden3820 yes we do
I totally agree.
We truly do
Second.
"We can still play gwent tho"
That cracked me
If they’d stopped and played a round of gwent the director would’ve won an oscar
Even if there was extras playing it in the taverns but didn’t spot anything :( thought it would feature
@HQ it's a card game in the Witcher 3
Henry Cavill must see this
yeah he loves the game himself too
(Chooses to play Gwent)
Geralt: Mind a game of cards, Gwent specifically?
Stregobor: (Faintly smiles and gently nods)
(continued)
Geralt: On second thought, some other time. (ends the dialogue)
(quicksaves)
(goes back into dialogue)
Geralt: Up for some Gwent?
@@KingslayerSrb lmao
@@KingslayerSrb Perfect xD
@@KingslayerSrb True Gwent master always trust his deck
Herbs, Schmerbs. But how bout some Gwent eh?
_"Master Stregobor. Sorcerer."_
🔘 I have a Kikimora
⚫ I have *syphilis*
⚫ Let's play Gwent
Show me your wares.
I don't want to like this and ruin the number, but I do like it so I'll just tell you instead.
@@Suicune-oz4ou I appreciate your sincerity 😔👌
@@downtownscene the number of likes is no longer 420; I am saddened 😟. However, I am now free to like your comment like a normal human being! Huzzah! 😄
@@Suicune-oz4ou lol 😂
At the beginning he should've said "Hmm...someone placed an illusion here"
"I should use that eye Keira gave me"
“Where is that artifact Keira gave me”
"I should bang Keira again."
@@YormanGina lmaooo
I read that in his voice
When am I going to see a footman in this show sing "Pam peram pam pam peram"
No one:
Geralt: Let's play gwent
Ikr
Hi avatar zoro
Everyone: *nods*
Pull of your deck 😏
*proceeds to spam spy and pull out 10 hero cards*
This was hilarious but you forgot the part where characters just stare at each other as the player decides what to say.
E
They do that sometimes tho
0:35 you mean like this?
Geralt: how about a round a gwent?
Stregobor: *nods*
*fades to black*
*loud Gwent music plays*
>proceeding to play Gwent for 3 hours
*another round of Gwent! Another round of Gwent*
@@joseabanto3901 that music was good
How it should have ended.
"we can still play gwent tho" this part really got me! Please make more of this
This video is so fake, everyone would've picked the Gwent option.
@@audsunheatpumpgroup9812 me not
@@hitthemill8595 yall missing out on the best part
Can We Hit 1000 subs because everybody does this me either, I don’t even know how gwent even works
Fuxking right OMG !WE NEED MORE
The real endgame lies in Gwent, everything else is just filler content
honestly!! those fucking horse riding ice bois just ruined an intense game of gwent. I hate side quests😑😑
I concur.
I literally have on of eight game profiles just for playing Gwent
@@David-ex5sv You are a true hero among men!
Game should be called: Gwent 3 Wild Cards
I hope there's bloopers somewhere of Henry cavil running continuously in the same spot and him saying 'winds howling'
Geralt: Show me your wares.
Stregobor: *nods*
Spends next 30 mins of the episode selling loot, breaking down monster parts and mixing potions and mutagens.
After that "Oh yeah btw I'm here because I have a Kikimora"
@@lukab4679 "Here's your coin witcher" ... Followed by: ua-cam.com/video/28XX3-2_uDw/v-deo.html
David Law lmao
*mods
David Law
And playing them guent
"Where's that artifact Keira gave me?"
I killed keira :( But artifact was useful for sure
Call her bitch. after sex.
Arthur L If you choose to fight her for the notes after the “towerful of mice” quest (the notes written by the mage in the tower full of information on what I believe to be disease/a cure) rather than talk her out of handing them over to Radovid, then you’ll be forced to kill her and take them from her body. it just depends on how you choose to handle the situation. i think if you let her go she’ll also end up impaled on a stake later on in the city (by Radovid, of course), so there’s *two* very unfortunate ways to do it. 🤷♀️
Genius! Guys retweet this to Henry.
He doesn't have twitter
INSTAGRAM IT
Send it to.. whatever he use
@@von_Fairhair
Pretty good bet
@@von_Fairhair xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
0:30 Daaaamn, that one frame of Stregobor immediately switching back to Geralt as he has finally picked his dialogue is so accurate! That's some mad attention to detail right there.
They should really turn this into a video game. After watching this, i'm pretty convinced it'll do well. Maybe even get a decent trilogy.
Cool idea but I think they should publish it as a book first.
yeah and they should make the first 2 games entirely skippable that'd be cool
Wow this is incredible, they should actually turn the Witcher into a game.
We should call it Witcher 3 Wild hunt pretty cool name isn't it.
Are you guys stupid? The Witcher is already a game, this footage was pulled from the Netflix series based on it.
rexychan 🤦♂️
rexychan r/whoooosh
@@wynxe wow, Imagine calling people stupid but looking like the stupid one.
Stregobor: Not often
Geralt: Not many
*DIALOGUE 100*
I’m grateful very clever
Very clever
When you've already played the game enought times you've memorised the dialogue and you dont need to watch the cutscenes anymore.
Witcher trilogy is probably the only games where I never skipped a dialogue even after multiple playthroughs.
I feel personally attacked whenever the dialogue was skipped.
Aurum TheBrave me too!! I have a friend who used to skip it all, even with the games he loved.. damn, listen to the story bro!
same I know the story, but I just read fast so i skip dialogue
Lmao are you me? I skip almost every dialogue in-game, most times I just read really fast or remember how things happen from the last playthrough.
I usually read fast enough to skip but I don't do it regardless. It kinda ruins my immersion when I do.
Pedro Amaral why is he playing the games 🤣🤣🤣
*In the background*
"Is the second sword in case the first one breaks?"
"Hey grey boi!"
A WITCHER!!!!
"Huuuuuuhhhhhh"
*farts* "hahahahahahaha"
... very clever
A Kikimora Posesses the power to destroy us all.
Then what about kikimora warrior? Or kikimora queen?
*YIKES*
*Hmm.It** doesn't rhyme.All good predictions rhyme.*
Bro the soldiers were a nightmare in the first game.
Because it's the powerhouse of the cell, we know, we know...
0:09-0:14 Nehaleni's eye. Oughtta use it.
“We can still play Gwent tho”
Perfection.
"something something lesser evil" cracked me, very nice!
"We can still play gwent tho"
*nods akwardly*
This has convinced me to never skip game dialogue ever again.
I stopped doing it like a year ago
I gave up on odyssey and skipped the enteire cutscene because i can't stand the awful animation and the lazy dialogue
I usually skip cutscenes after i've done reading the subtitle.
I usually do it on my second playthroughs
@@mal4797 Same. I feel like that fucked up my listening skills since I just don't really listen to the spoken words and just read dialogue.
Stregobor: It`s the lesser evil*
Geralt: blankly stares at Stregobor*
Meanwhile me: waiting with the pizza delivery guy until my mom brings the change*
Medallion's trembling, place of power, it's gonna be
This made me realize how much this show is filmed like the game cutscenes
It made me feel like watching Skyrim or the Witcher game but with actually good facial animations
You realize that game cutscenes are filmed to be like actual films right? soooooo you aren't wrong
@@HAWXLEADER idk if you mean the original Witcher game, but Witcher 3 has some incredibly good facial animations, especially for the amount of dialogue in that game.
@@candy-ass4915 i mean yeah it ain't Andromeda but it still not that good, it's good for an RPG...
@@HAWXLEADER i disagree, but oh well
Imagine the Witcher being an interactive show like bandersnatch
Yesss
Yusof Gibran Its basicly wat Wild Hunt is
mmm that's just Witcher video games smh
@@ariavachier-lagravech.6910 shut up nerd
That's my fetish, would loooove to see
failed: gwent collect em all
[x] win a unique card from stregobor
All I learnt from that scene is that his pants look like the same plastic from a bin bag
"We can still play Gwent tho."
I prefer arm wrestling or fist fight with the despicable sorcerer actually. 🤣
What mod is this? It looks good.
Well, it's easy to confuse this for one mod, but it is multiple mods (but there is a merged version that you should use called "PC slayer" with humorous description about the mod being a witcher that kills PCs.) But, if you want to know all the mods in it, and the other ones he is using, read on.
-The lighting is an ENB, specifically cavill lighting. As for the textures, the mod he is using seems to be "DBI: Dandelions beautiful imagery." The 4K version of DBI to be exact. He also is using the 4K version of "faces of the northern realms," A mod that vastly improves the faces of NPCS, and adds more faces to boot. Those should be all the graphical mods that are included in PC slayer.
-But Npcs and geralt have clothes/armor from, "Debt 'n laugh, larger variety of clothes and armor." And its sister mod "Emiel Godfreys peculiar wonders: Larger variety of weapons, staffs, and spells" They also seem to be using the "The life of a witcher: Gameplay and realism changes"
-As for geralt and why he looks different, they seem to be using a personal face mod, and they won't release it for some reason.
Hope this helps!
Where can I find a mod that replaces all black with people in this game? Anybody know??
Hiển cũng là offline gamer cơ à :D
@@couriernoob7392 Translation: The show is also an offline gamer, huh? :D
Witcher - master of skips
This is absolutely hilarious
OkayChamp
Great, now you never gonna get his card!
*Bumps Stregobor while running*
Stregobor: Aagh~
Geralt: Lets play gwent
Stregobor: *nods
*Gwent music plays
"Lets play gwent"
10/10 definetly it would have been like this
“I don’t believe anyone has that power.”
...
“Want to play a round of Gwent?”
ah the negotiator
Gaunter O'Dimm: Are you sure about that?
*nods silently*
"I have syphilis" Lmao
Mohamed Dawood im dead
"Something something lesser evil."
- Geralt of Rivia
HOW HE SKIPPED ALL THE DIALOGUE
I CAN'T... xD
"I have syphilis."
The mutant, Darwin of Rivia has returned.
Sounds love :D
Brilliant! Now I need "lelelelelelelelelelelelelele" for fight scenes
Great now I can’t get that outta my head
Yeah, thanks alot
ua-cam.com/video/9-pnGep2mJU/v-deo.html
@@dakorius nice
Oh god, that song was so corny.
Geralt: Hmm, an illusion. Nehaleni's eye-oughta use it
the skip spam 100% accurate for me
I swear that quest completed chorus is so satisfying
Put that on god
What the hell is this mod, the graphics looks so f**king realistic! cool!
Superman Geralt mod, it's really well-made.
why does Geralt look so young here tho? did the modders make an entire prequel storyline?
@@myname7937 its pre ciri from witcher 3 game, even before she was born. Kappa
Pingu nah its only 24fps..not that smooth
@@adzamree6870 well as long as the frame time is constant, its quite decent
Lets all tweet this at henry cavill he's gonna love this
Geralt: wizards are all the same, they talk nonsense
Stregabor: … indeed
"What about a game of gwent?"
* Silently nods *
Time to upgrade my new graphics card.
RTX ON
Even Rtx Will Get Fucked While Trying To Run This Graphics...!😂😂😂
😂Love this comment!
The skips... it was too real
People who skip the sequences of the witcher are fucking morons, I mean, if you don't pay up to 50 buck's for this great story, for what the hell did you bought the game then?
@@samuelecasafina I mean if you played 270 hours of it, and doing a NG+ run, I see why one would skip some of the dialogs. You just want to get through.
@@razaelll I can understand a new game + (even if I still do not skip them and I'm at my 3rd ng+) but as it seems there are many people who skip the first time ever
Why the fuck would you skip dialogue tho unless it's not your first playthrough
@@samuelecasafina cuz i don't give a shit if i skip, already seen it's story in youtube before while ago, only some parts i read, they brought cuz it has action duh
Not accurate, Geralt would never waste the chance of a good round of Gwent
0:35 When your laptops on fire and the game won't load the next dialogue scene.
THE SKIPPING AND THE GWENT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The last part with gwent totally cracks me open lol
When you started skipping, I lost it
To avoid youtube bot and also amuse people :D
It’s true it’s how I play after like 50 days out into it
“Something something lesser evil” yeah pretty much
Literally nobody:
Geralt: *Hmm*
Lmao that's how I play after 5 years of playing the witcher 3
Reviews: Witcher 3 has amazing memorable conversations and dialogues
Most of Witcher 3: PLACE OF POWER HMMMMM SHOULD DRAW FROM IT
"Wind's howling"
I was like “the editing of the dialogue is a bit weird” and then oh, that’s how gamers do, they skip everything XD
Nick Constantine not everyone.
I already finished the game once,I'm not going through the dialogs again
To be honest Witcher series are so good you dont skip :D
Not on the first playthrough, then I clicked through every chat option. On second playthrough I skip sometimes.
First playthrough for me was sacred. I read every piece of writing, heard every line, roamed every place, talked to everyone, did all the side quests. Heck I even tried to climb what's up Kaer Trolde with Roach. Didn't regret any second. Sometimes I load up a save where I'm at the forest just after completing the talking Roach quest just to hear that beautiful soundtrack.
Ok I went a little too far.
"Your not a man..."
*STARES FURIOUSLY*
“Why didn’t they tell me about that guy” or “ight so I’m killing who... mission failed you’re supposed to rescue them”
When you reload your savegame to check out what happens when choosing other dialogue options and skip everything you already heard.
When you've played the game through twice and it's your third playthrough
Who skips dialouges like that in Witcher?!
Me after the first playthrough. Basically all I hear now are single letters.
i am not!!!
I mean i read the dialogue faster than its spoken if id were to listen to all the voice acting id add 12 hours to my playthrough
@@nickmoradi711 relate, I read too fast
Me when playing Witcher 3: Enhanced Edition and dying all the time during a boss battle, constantly having to play through a cutscene because it doesn't save after the dialogue
"We can still play Gwent tho"
Man you killed me
The spacebar was probably busted after that playthrough
"Show me what you got."
I was eating blueberries while seeing the line 'I have syphilis.'
I nearly died.
@ErikSweed when phone ring....
@ErikSweed Bless you😂
@@juh2445 club penguin is kil
@@isnialan6204 no
I lost it when he started skipping everything lmao
"Something Something lesser evil"
....
Fk it, Walk away :D
“Something something destiny”
The Witcher series is one big cut-scene without the gameplay.
Damnnn
@Nathan Cormac / Joel 😂😂
А huge cut scene with all the dialogues skipped 😂
"Let's play gwent."
Of course thats an option.
Me: Let’s play Gwent
NPC whom I’ve angered: Nods head
"You're not a man"
... "A Kikimora"
Bro I don't trust people who skip the dialogues
call me crazy but the armor they made him wear for this show at least this scene looks SUUUUPER wack. like he's going out for a night in the town at some 80s all leather club
“I’m grateful very clever” knowledge
0:32 Space-Skip in Witcher: wait that's illegal.
Geralt definitely has syphilis
Witchers are immune to natural diseases, so Geralt can bang anyone without any fear.
@@ArghastOfTheAlliance And people can bang him without fear of getting pregnant or contracting any disease since a witchers body absolutely mangles any microbe virus and yeast.
Probably one really good reason for women to actively want to have sex with them.
@@Sonlirain plot twist: that's why he's famous, not thanks to jaskier, but because he's the only witcher interested in sex.
@@myname7937 What about Lambert?
Someone show this to henry!!
"We can still play Gwent tho"
this is the most witcher thing i've ever seen after killing all the cows of a peasant and gettin completely torn apart by a monstrous cow keeper guardian