poke literal I have the game on project 64 hit if you don't have a controller it's a bit clunky and hard I've managed to get the the alien world with the cows world 3 level one
I don’t know what South Park is now because I haven’t watched it in over a decade, but I remember those early seasons having this creepy vibe, like the town was way darker back in the day. This game kinda had that mood.
It's a old game so he graphics weren't the best so it would save memory to go ahead and do it and because of the low quality back then nobody could notice
You gotta give them props fo even having an intro and d aling with the rendering and graphical issues with it on the PS1. Don't get me wrong, there are so many issues with this intro, but if you look past it and watch it on a blurry CRT TV, then it's fine. Edit: Some characters have the wrong faces on and Cartman is straight up T-Posing. Not to mention here (0:55) Pip is literally cycling thru all the faces in the game which is... absolutely hilarious.
1:04 “From the deep reaches of space, a horror approaches. Once in a great while, the malevolent forces of the universe combine to form a force of evil so concentrated, so pure, that no bastion of goodness and decency can stand against it. It hurls through the universe toward its destination. The planet, Earth. The town to be victimised: South Park, Colorado. A quaint little town, nestled in the peaks of the Rocky Mountains. Where better to terrorise good and decent folk… (scoffs) Yeah, right!”
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Stan: What the? Cartman: Uh Oh! Kenny: (Muffled Screams and gets bite by monsters) Stan: Dude, this is pretty fuck up there! OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
Yeah, also the distance to "fog" is higher so you can see more of your surroundings. And the gameplay, too. On PC, you see all of the weapons you have and how much ammo available at all time, that comes in handy. I guess the only con of PC version is background music - it doesn't loop, so after some time it's just silence.
PICKUPS GADGETS Gadgets are collected by walking into/over them and fired by pressing the square button. Each kid can carry 2 gadgets at a time. Gadgets Energy: Each gadget can be used a certain amount of time before it's used up. Primary and Secondary Fire: The PRIMARY is the standard version of a given gadget. The SECONDARY is a more powerful version of the same PRIMARY gadget. Selecting the SECONDARY function of any given gadget will result in more damage to your enemies, but it will use more ammo or take more time to deploy. Gadgets are arranged by list in order of power, from the lowest to the highest. You will need to collect ammo for most of these gadgets. SNOWBALLS This is your first line of defense. It doesn't do much damage, but you have an endless supply! Aim with the Directional Buttons. PRIMARY: Throw a standard snowball. SECONDARY: Throw a yellow snowball. "Gross!" AMMO: N/A. The snowball is the standard gadget; your supply is unlimited. DODGEBALL This schoolyard favorite makes friends and foes flinch! Indoors, it will bounce off walls. PRIMARY: This will bounce up to 4 times. Uses 1 dodgeball per shot. SECONDARY: Charge it up and the dodgeball moves faster and bounces up to 8 times. Uses 1 dodge ball per shot. AMMO: Dodge Balls are found in various amounts. TOILET PLUNGER LAUNCHER When you fire a toilet plunger, it sticks to enemies or walls and does moderate damage. PRIMARY: Serve up some suction! SECONDARY: Three times the fun, and the damage! TERRANCE AND PHILLIP The green, green gas of home is a potent gadget which damages those who unwisely venture through it! PRIMARY: Throw this Terrance action toy and enjoy the reaction when your opponent happens through a fantastic fart cloud. Uses 1 doll. SECONDARY: Throw this Phillip doll, and it will stick to walls or floors. It detonates when an enemy gets close to it or steps on it. Uses 1 doll. SPONGE DART LAUNCHER Fire a fierce fusillade of foam projectiles. Heavy concentrations of fire leave your enemies cursing! PRIMARY: Fires large amount of foam darts that do low damage. SECONDARY: Pump the crank handle to fire the Bazooka Foam Missile, which does heavy damage and sends enemies reeling. DR. MEPHESTO'S WARPO RAY The diabolical Dr Mephesto is at it again! He has created a "Warpo Ray 1E which has three functions. PRIMARY: Fire or Activate selected Function. SECONDARY: Toggle among the gadget functions. WARPO RAY ACCESSORIES Sure, it'd be nice to have the hat and shoes to match, but instead you get these entertaining Warpo Ray enhancements. PIRANHA LAUNCHER Fire a piranha at your enemy. They bite into the skin and keep biting! DIZZY RAY Reverse your opponents' controls and send their world into a spin! WARPO RAY Turns your opponent into a ?????? (Secret) SUPER SNIPER CHICKEN Exactly the gadget you need when it's time to fry your enemy! A very powerful gadget. PRIMARY: Fires one egg with deadly accuracy! Uses 1 egg per shot. SECONDARY: Use the sniper scope magnifying glass to get a close-up view of distant enemies, then let the feathers fly! Uses 1 egg per shot. COW LAUNCHER It's not every day you come across a gadget that fires cows. Extremely dangerous! The Cow Launcher has two firing modes. Locked and Un-Locked. LOCKED When you get a "Lock On“ (cursor turns red) you can fire the cow so that it lands right on your opponent's head! UN-LOCKED If you fire the cow launcher without a lock on, it will fly straight ahead like a missile and do heavy damage. PRIMARY: A mooing mortar means mayhem. Try for a direct hit, but even a miss may bounce and bowl over opponents. Uses 1 cow per shot. HEAD-TO-HEAD GADGETS ALIEN DANCING GIZMO Make your target dance uncontrollably, then move in and let them have it! PRIMARY: Temporarily send your opponent into a dancing frenzy! SECONDARY: Use the Fire Secondary control to deploy the Gizmo as a mine. Great for leaving around corners for unsuspecting foes to stumble into! AMMO: N/A. This gadget has its own power source. Shooting it drains its battery, and when placing it as a mine, the blast size will depend on how much energy the device had when placed. POWERUPS Health Recharge your health! Collect Cheesy Poofs for 10% health boosts and "Snacky Cakes" for FULL Health. Beefcake Bulk up and take down enemies without fear! Collect this for temporary invulnerability. Double firing rate Temporarily increases your rate of fire. MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO Once collected Mr. Hankey orbits the player and will cause "Poo" damage if it touches another player or enemy. He also acts like a shield and protects the player from incoming fire! Mr. Hankey can't last forever though, and when he has taken enough damage he gets "Pooped out" and vanishes. ZIPP! COLA: Get a brief burst of speed. May allow you to get to secret areas! FOOTBALL PADS: Acts like armor to temporarily lessen damage.
As crappy as this looks, it’s still kinda cool seeing them try to do the South Park theme with N64 graphics instead of just lazily putting a mp4 of the normal intro ripped from the show
0:35 Cartman in T-Pose
*breaking news cartman did a t-pose*
AlvaroTheAlbertFan2010 lol
Because he’s big boned
He's asserting dominance
lLzozl
Kind of weird how Cartman and Kenny also sing what's supposed to be Stan and Kyle's lyrics.
They also sing Les Claypool’s part in the beginning
@@ApolloSniperman What was Accliam thinking when making this game
Unusual indeed
But when Eric cartman sings his line everyone is silent.
0:11, She Said "Fuck you, and let us do lyrics different"
Chef has the best dance moves 0:55
@BTO Building Time Official nah chef is better
@BTO Building Time Official 0:45 how about the princess?
Terrance and Phillip tho
Also pip having an identity crisis
Me: Mom can we get south park stick of truth
Mom: we already have south park the stick of truth at home
The stick of truth at home:
Lmao
lol
Sorry, you're too young to play this!
Oh my God they killed Kenny you bastards
This before stick of truth.
0:46 the princess on the far right was killing that shit 😂💀💃
This is so dum and I'm die of laugther
Terrance and Phillip singed better
0:54 two kenny's
There is two of everyone if you look under the bus
We need this game on Steam
yoyoyoshio267 download the game and put it on a n64 emulator
yeah, plus the lets go tower defense and tenormans revenge
New Kid Hi King Douchebag
poke literal I have the game on project 64 hit if you don't have a controller it's a bit clunky and hard I've managed to get the the alien world with the cows world 3 level one
We also need it on PS4, PS5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S.
Kenny: mmfmmfmmf
Everyone else: 🕺🕺🕺🕺
Memories when I was playing the game every night after school when the game was new in the late 90s. Memories:)
I wish I had a N64 to play this
I wish I had ps1 to play this I have ps5
I don’t know what South Park is now because I haven’t watched it in over a decade, but I remember those early seasons having this creepy vibe, like the town was way darker back in the day. This game kinda had that mood.
South Park today is more story driven and stuff, it’s a bit brighter. Not as good as it first was.
0:20 OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY
*Rats come and eat him*
You bastards >:(
SON OF A BITCH
*Rat sounds*
YOU BASTARD
0:37 I thought cartman's head came last
This sentence look very weird when out of context .
Therapist: "Double Kenny isn't real, he can't hurt you!"
Double Kenny: 0:55
Ive never noticed that until now
69 likes haha
At least one of them lived
you can see the other boys' feet under the bus
We multiply
0:45 a lot of the characters are missing for one frame then appear
You just made me realize how weird Starvin Marvin looked
Terrance and Phillip look strange look at their eyes
@@arremangalarepungala6472 it's the mind control thing the aliens gave the cows
@@underboy64 xd
Dude this is pretty f*** up there! OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
If that's fucked up that's not suppose to happen because nothing is fucked up
0:39 Did they literally start singing right when they got in
It's a old game so he graphics weren't the best so it would save memory to go ahead and do it and because of the low quality back then nobody could notice
1:00 WHY ARE THEY DANCING LIKE THAT 😭😭
because they are😡😡😡😡😡
I can buy this game just for his CGI South Park models...
I love the funny dances the people are doing!
0:54 how are the kids on the bus, yet you see there feet under the bus
Agree I see that mistake XD
There’s Two Groups Of The Trio
If you were to play this game on a crt back in the 90s you wouldn’t see that so it wouldn’t matter
Their*
@@rougethebat8899 it’s actually they’re, their is for one person
*Kenny starts singing*
Chef & the Boys: LET'S BOOGIE!
Stan: Dude, This is pretty f***ed up right here...
OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!!!
Kyle: *_Y O U B A S T A R D S_*
lol @ the late 90s 3D animation
00:36 i love how cartman is tposing
Yes i do t-poses too
0:56 chef be groovin
This is adorable
This video might be adorable, but the tv show isnt.
Huh never seen this season before must be new
Pfft, NEW? You must mistaken, this is damn futuristic.
@@hexaphone9417 W O O O O S H
Crazy Banana yeah that’s fair
@@hexaphone9417 This season was actually made in 3000 but some time traveler leaked it
The quality here is MUCH better the n64 version
The audio quality is very good
0:54 they all have clones you can see in the bus and their feet under
Sometimes I mimic the princess, knight or Chef and the boys' dancing just for the hell of it.
Well the game maybe suck but you can't deny the fact this opening is really well done !👍
0:45 i love how liane dancing here
0:24 and Kenny is already dead
You gotta give them props fo even having an intro and d aling with the rendering and graphical issues with it on the PS1. Don't get me wrong, there are so many issues with this intro, but if you look past it and watch it on a blurry CRT TV, then it's fine.
Edit: Some characters have the wrong faces on and Cartman is straight up T-Posing. Not to mention here (0:55) Pip is literally cycling thru all the faces in the game which is... absolutely hilarious.
0:55 what is that dance they’re doing
Its a secret ritual
1:04 “From the deep reaches of space, a horror approaches. Once in a great while, the malevolent forces of the universe combine to form a force of evil so concentrated, so pure, that no bastion of goodness and decency can stand against it. It hurls through the universe toward its destination. The planet, Earth. The town to be victimised: South Park, Colorado. A quaint little town, nestled in the peaks of the Rocky Mountains. Where better to terrorise good and decent folk… (scoffs) Yeah, right!”
Wendy’s dancing outside the window. Dude she’s gonna fall
0:46 Can somebody tell me why do Terrence and Philip look like they got the Rosy Cheeks (Alien Prob.)
Idk
'Cause they love to sing-a
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a
They love to sing-a
'Bout the sky of blue
Or a tea for two - -
friendly faces every were humble folks without temptation
Kimyada Moses ample parking day or night, people spouting BOUGHTYEH NEIGHTBO
Stop Cappin Roblox meme
Why are there 2 Kenny’s and they didn’t get out the bus but you see the feet under the bus 0:55
0:00 Comedy Central
0:05 Aklaim
0:09 Iguana Entertainment
The peak of the Rocky Mountains? No wonder there’s always snow.
I still love this game!!
Why did the bleep sound different?
Normally censor bleeps are a B4 tone, but this is probably in PAL pitch, so the bleep is raised one semitone to a C5.
0:35
Why does chef cartman Kyle and Stan dance like there hands are up and down
0:55 video game dancin with chef
I see that nightdive games will get their nostalgic hands on this re-release
i love kenny at the intro
1998 the Year where Games Get Weird
how did you get it to run at 1080? the most i can get from the config file is like 600x800
I now this game is bad but the N64 graphics are so charming for me
why is no one talking about Terrance and Phillip loving to singa
I love this game
0:41 jimbo & neeeeeeeeeed!
On the other version, it’s the season 1 intro, on here, it’s season 2.
0:55 why pip lookin so upset?
I have a physical copy of the game (legit) but I couldn't install it. Do you have any idea how to do so? My laptop is running Win 7
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Release date: December 21st 1998
0:55 *aquard dancing*
too bad butters doesn't exist in this game
who's the best boy in town?
butters- well that's me
IT'S BUUUUUUUUTTERS!
In the first seasons, he was more of a background character
But yeah Nowadays its preety weird not seeing him, Jimmy or Timmy in a South Park game!
Yeah, this game was released around during season 3, I don't think Butters even had had any actual lines by that time 🤔
Stan: What the?
Cartman: Uh Oh!
Kenny: (Muffled Screams and gets bite by monsters)
Stan: Dude, this is pretty fuck up there!
OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
Kyle: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
I agreed, With Updated things and stuff you know
Better than a Demon Slayer opening
Oh come on people give the game a break it was the late 90s not 2020.
00:24 "Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!"
You mean 00:25
Chef and the kids dancing in front of the school 😂😂😂😂
The way Kyle says “uh oh” is so funny
That was Cartman
That dance lmao
The game has better sound and framerate on PC.
Yeah, also the distance to "fog" is higher so you can see more of your surroundings.
And the gameplay, too. On PC, you see all of the weapons you have and how much ammo available at all time, that comes in handy.
I guess the only con of PC version is background music - it doesn't loop, so after some time it's just silence.
Cooool
The voice that said "Yeah, right!" sounds like Mike Shapiro, a voice actor known for voice acting in video games.
This was on my birthday
0:55 i thought kenny gonna get shot here
High Quality Voice Clips
I wish south park the stick of truth and fractured but whole had the opening theme song
i have this game and i cant run at all .i tried on a vm on win 98 and win xp sp2 .and same either way please help . thank you.
yo im able to play but on a crappy resolution :I how did u manage to play on 1080p?
albert futo It was either patched with a fan made resolution modifier or the resolution was changed via hex editing.
THEY KILLED KENNY!
Still waiting for AVGN to rip on this turd
anyone else find it wird how they just slapped on alien zapped faces on terrance anphillip like that?
PICKUPS
GADGETS
Gadgets are collected by walking into/over them and fired by pressing the square button. Each kid can carry 2 gadgets at a time.
Gadgets Energy: Each gadget can be used a certain amount of time before it's used up.
Primary and Secondary Fire: The PRIMARY is the standard version of a given gadget. The SECONDARY is a more powerful version of the same PRIMARY gadget. Selecting the SECONDARY function of any given gadget will result in more damage to your enemies, but it will use more ammo or take more time to deploy.
Gadgets are arranged by list in order of power, from the lowest to the highest. You will need to collect ammo for most of these gadgets.
SNOWBALLS
This is your first line of defense. It doesn't do much damage, but you have an endless supply! Aim with the Directional Buttons. PRIMARY: Throw a standard snowball. SECONDARY: Throw a yellow snowball. "Gross!" AMMO: N/A. The snowball is the standard gadget; your supply is unlimited.
DODGEBALL
This schoolyard favorite makes friends and foes flinch! Indoors, it will bounce off walls. PRIMARY: This will bounce up to 4 times. Uses 1 dodgeball per shot. SECONDARY: Charge it up and
the dodgeball moves faster and bounces up to 8 times. Uses 1 dodge ball per shot. AMMO: Dodge Balls are found in various amounts.
TOILET PLUNGER LAUNCHER
When you fire a toilet plunger, it sticks to enemies or walls and does moderate damage. PRIMARY: Serve up some suction! SECONDARY: Three times the fun, and the damage!
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP
The green, green gas of home is a potent gadget which damages those who unwisely venture through it! PRIMARY: Throw this Terrance action toy and enjoy the reaction when your opponent happens through a fantastic fart cloud. Uses 1 doll. SECONDARY: Throw this Phillip doll, and it will stick to walls or floors. It detonates when an enemy gets close to it or steps on it. Uses 1 doll.
SPONGE DART LAUNCHER
Fire a fierce fusillade of foam projectiles. Heavy concentrations of fire leave your enemies cursing! PRIMARY: Fires large amount of foam darts that do low damage. SECONDARY: Pump the crank handle to fire the Bazooka Foam Missile, which does heavy damage and sends enemies reeling.
DR. MEPHESTO'S WARPO RAY
The diabolical Dr Mephesto is at it again! He has created a "Warpo Ray 1E which has three functions. PRIMARY: Fire or Activate selected Function. SECONDARY: Toggle among the gadget functions.
WARPO RAY ACCESSORIES
Sure, it'd be nice to have the hat and shoes to match, but instead you get these entertaining Warpo Ray enhancements.
PIRANHA LAUNCHER
Fire a piranha at your enemy. They bite into the skin and keep biting!
DIZZY RAY
Reverse your opponents' controls and send their world into a spin!
WARPO RAY
Turns your opponent into a ?????? (Secret)
SUPER SNIPER CHICKEN
Exactly the gadget you need when it's time to fry your enemy! A very powerful gadget. PRIMARY: Fires one egg with deadly accuracy! Uses 1 egg per shot. SECONDARY: Use the sniper scope magnifying glass to get a close-up view of distant enemies, then let the feathers fly! Uses 1 egg per shot.
COW LAUNCHER
It's not every day you come across a gadget that fires cows. Extremely dangerous! The Cow Launcher has two firing modes. Locked and Un-Locked.
LOCKED
When you get a "Lock On“ (cursor turns red) you can fire the cow so that it lands right on your opponent's head!
UN-LOCKED
If you fire the cow launcher without a lock on, it will fly straight ahead like a missile and do heavy damage. PRIMARY: A mooing mortar means mayhem. Try for a direct hit, but even a miss may bounce and bowl over opponents. Uses 1 cow per shot.
HEAD-TO-HEAD GADGETS
ALIEN DANCING GIZMO
Make your target dance uncontrollably, then move in and let them have it! PRIMARY: Temporarily send your opponent into a dancing frenzy! SECONDARY: Use the Fire Secondary control to deploy the Gizmo as a mine. Great for leaving around corners for unsuspecting foes to stumble into! AMMO: N/A. This gadget has its own power source. Shooting it drains its battery, and when placing it as a mine, the blast
size will depend on how much energy the device had when placed.
POWERUPS
Health
Recharge your health! Collect Cheesy Poofs for 10% health boosts and "Snacky Cakes" for FULL Health.
Beefcake
Bulk up and take down enemies without fear! Collect this for temporary invulnerability.
Double firing rate
Temporarily increases your rate of fire.
MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO
Once collected Mr. Hankey orbits the player and will cause "Poo" damage if it touches another player or enemy. He also acts like a shield and protects the player from incoming fire! Mr. Hankey can't last forever though, and when he has taken enough damage he gets "Pooped out" and vanishes.
ZIPP! COLA: Get a brief burst of speed. May allow you to get to secret areas!
FOOTBALL PADS: Acts like armor to temporarily lessen damage.
where did you get this?
0:36 😎😎
Cartman fucking T posed on at the intro.
Mr garrison has some t h i c c glasses
Look how the bus driver blinks 😂
Mrs Crabtree
Why does Terrence and philips eyes look like that
Why do Terrence and Phillip’s face change?
but everything looks good texture how is that possible
0:55 oh my god they cloned kenny
You bastards
so its called south park
No one talking about that this is actually the Nintendo 64 version instead of the pc version?
It's the PC version.
This is 1998
Yeah
Does it have to be the whole beginning scene?
Yes.
0:55 he said "timmy, timmy, timmy"
0:00 REALY comedy central
CARTMAN T POSING AS ME ABSOLUTELY CACKLING AND IT SHOULDN'T, ITS SO STUPID
1998 actually
As crappy as this looks, it’s still kinda cool seeing them try to do the South Park theme with N64 graphics instead of just lazily putting a mp4 of the normal intro ripped from the show