another fun fact: the mod also plays music in the style of Celeste and C418 while the player has girl power! despite the mod's sillyness, working on its soundtrack has changed me forever :3
When they meant "artificial girlboss energy" i didn't knew it was fucking drinking distilled horse pee at 256 rpm then eating 1000° C amethyst cream as a topping
Disappointed to find out it doesn't have compatibility with the Realistic Horse Genetics mod to make it so you can only obtain urine from pregnant mares. Heck of a sentence.
the :3 item can be realy good for trolling, just imagine throwing it at your friend while he is afk and the he will be confused why is everithing spelled weirdly.
Me, seeing this mod has you synthesize estrogen: "I hope it requires pregnant horse urine". *One minute later* "And it all starts with a horse..." Me, ominously: "heheheh..."
The estrogen patch actually messes with the dream blocks and dosen't allow the player to dash directly into them, you have to use an estrogen pill, this bug should be fixed when they release the next version, not sure when that is though
Unfortunately I think there's been a fair few deleted comments, either by dejojo or youtube, but i doubt the latter... Still, glad to see so many supportive people :)
It's alqays super refreshing to have a directly trans supportive video and it not be flooded by transphobes who want people to be miserable or edgy teens who think spouting transphobic stuff is funny
If I combine this with Create Broken Bad, does this mean I can fully create a pharmaceutical industry with create? Someone please give me a create Oxcoden. I wanna create a minecraft opiod crisis
Nonbinary means that you don’t identify as a man or a woman (the binary genders.) Some nonbinary people don’t identify as any gender, some identify as some gender that isn’t male or female etc. - it covers a lot of identities. Someone who is trans masculine and nonbinary means that they don’t identify as a man, but that their gender is closer to a man than a woman (there’s nuance here, gender is funky, but that’s the gist of it). They’re are transgender towards something more masculine.
@anomalocaris_man I'll clear it up Non Binary means your gender isn't male or female, not that you don't identify as a gender at all, there is a term for that tho, its called agender so OP is non binary as in not male or female, but transmasc meaning they are more masculine then feminine but still don't identify as male
@@be7256 there will always be those people unfortunately but let’s focus on the fact that the vast majority of people watching are not stupid and hateful. Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈☺️
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Broken bad makes you able to create illegal substances shown in breaking bad, and Destroy adds tons of chemistry, where you need to make certain reactions where these work only in certain conditions, and it adds like uranium and oil for example I think.
On the Spectrum Server, Girl Power is one of the potion effects you can get in a *potion pendant*[which uses Ink to grant the effect, I really suggest looking into spectrum it's HELLA unique] So I did all this, made the pendant, and yea, I just have *infinite girl power*
@@flamingscar5263 Not canonically, but it's a common headcanon and (at least to an extent) supports the official (albeit presumably joking) statement that Amy Rose is the daughter of Peppino and Anton from Antonblast.
To all the people sorting comments by new to find bigoted comments, stop. don't give these people the attention. save your sanity. you are valid and the words of some random strangers online should never bring you down.
I ain't, I am only doing the newest filter cuz the mod ain't working for me and I wanted to see if anyone else had the same problem. But jeez, crazy comments are expected...
I assume the testosterone is for a transmasc update that'll come in the future. Also for a trans themed create mod, it's lacking in Blahaj, there needs to be an IKEA structure where you find Blahaj
I am going to assemble a trans modpack with this mod and the blahaj one, as well as some others. Including Quark, not because it's trans related but because it is required in any modset
@@mrnebula5945 Eventually. They grind against eachother, in an intricate, wonderful motion, a beautiful dance. Life, death, creation, destruction. all ends.
interesting, what'd you recognize? I actually made that track months before I played celeste, so I'm always surprised when people compare it to celeste's soundtrack :3
Snrrrk. I, too, thought this was a joke every time I saw it in the mods. I finally got curious. "What does this ACTUALLY do?" I saw your video in the description on the mod page and *immediately* watched it. What's even better? It is a joke mod. That's the fun part. :D
I love how cyril is so pathetic that he has to go on trans-focused YT vids and comment transphobic dog whistles cuz he would never have the guts to say it to a trans person IRL. 😂 Trans peeps stay winning
@@kalez963 can it idiom US, informal : to stop talking : to shut up "I wish you'd just can it!" Used it as it is, as far as I know, less rude than just 'shut up'.
I've always wanted to play with Create: Estrogen, but never really got around to it. Definitely gonna have to play around with it at some point! Also, happy pride month to you too!
>be me >college student >7 ft tall teacher, Mr. Paperson >Mr. Paperson always tells the same joke >"Have you heard the one about the wood?" >no one ever has a punchline >he just stares at you, waiting >exam day >everyone is nervous >rumor has it he eats students who cheat >laugh it off, can't be true, right? >decide to cheat because didn't study >feel his gaze burning a hole through my soul >hand in my paper, trying to act casual >hear his footsteps coming closer >ohshit.jpg >"Anon, did you hear the one about the wood?" >panic, mumble something about logs >he smirks, it's not a good smirk >grabs my test paper, crumples it up >he actually eats it >wtf.jpg >then he grabs me >screaming internally >he opens his mouth wide, like really wide >last thing I hear is "You can't cheat on me, Anon"
it's a well-developed joke mod that has genuine mechanical usage. High-quality shitposting. the takeaway: transgirls can airdash.
can confirm i managed to climb a mountain thanks to my transition
Can definitely confirm
To bad it ains stackable with the brazilian perk of double jumping
That would be real handy when about any situation
It's true, but it's a very dangerous ability. I slammed back first into a wall the first time I tried. I am no longer able to airdash.
I remember the first time I dashed after taking E
Fun fact, the mod author has said she plans to make testosterone give you pizza tower's run mechanics
Trans female = Celeste
Trans male = Peppino Spaghetti
hell yeah
Cool.
LMAO is the dude from pizza tower transmasc? I love this sm either way
@@sugarrookieart Cannon I don't think so but Peppino seems to have been claimed by the dudes which is pretty cool.
what happens if you combine estrogen and testosterone
Fun fact: If you give yourself a higher level of the girl power potion effect, the... "melons" grow in size 💀
how do you know this?
@@Poootatman why wouldn't you try it, coward
@@Poootatman they clearly played it or watched someone else do it
Oh god what is level 255
@@oddestzombie4715 true
another fun fact: the mod also plays music in the style of Celeste and C418 while the player has girl power! despite the mod's sillyness, working on its soundtrack has changed me forever :3
woaaa you worked on it
good job!!!!
@@awesomesauseeeee fr!!!
Nice
mouse pay
c418: composes for minecraft
lena raine: composes for celeste
lena raine: composes for minecraft
erora: composes for minecraft celeste mod
When they meant "artificial girlboss energy" i didn't knew it was fucking drinking distilled horse pee at 256 rpm then eating 1000° C amethyst cream as a topping
aizen planned this
“So I found a hidden room under one of your carpets, mind telling me why you have an oestrogen production facility built under your log cabin?”
":3"
:3
Wanna play Celeste?
Disappointed to find out it doesn't have compatibility with the Realistic Horse Genetics mod to make it so you can only obtain urine from pregnant mares.
Heck of a sentence.
wtf
SCREAMS
what
@@kitsune_forest 'twould provide further historical accuracy and gameplay depth.
There is a horse pregnancy mod?
Yeah, this has to be a meme mod. I mean right off the bat, it's taking the piss...
Take my like and get the hell out
The urge to downvote because of the groan worthy comment but I must hit like.
Off the bat - nope - Off the horse!
STOP BEATING A DEAD HORSE
"ba-dum tiss"
Finally.
The Gender-fluid processing line.
mass production gender-fluid
@@kooll2401Good, I need to get my transmission checked. I think. My bifocals haven’t worked since I accidentally tripped on my frying pansexual. /j
"Horse urine is a source of estrogen"
I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Plz don't,
I think there's better ways
blud thinks they are vaush 💀💀💀
please dont, it wont even work, you'd need to refine it first
Y'all it's a joke💀
I'm desperate but THAT desperate
Mr hands 2.0
I love how he becomes so distraught when he gets stuck in the dream blocks lol
He got lost in his dreams :/
@@Willow-w2d1s ba-dum ti- 'Bonk'
@@Willow-w2d1s💀
Of course he would! It's like equivalent of when the world starts to spin and not spin at the same time in your dreams right before you wake up...
Lol
"I forgot I had these" is a hilarious quote
its also accurate lol
@@Luvilli Indeed
*wakes up*
ho jeez i forgot i have titis !
Having been on E for the past two years I will state that the boobs don’t grow that fast sadly. You totally get the air dash though
@@ilikecats1234h oh come on just say it if you want to be transphobic
highly based....
Airdash, but no boobs, my chest dysphoria will never recover
@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizardCounterpoint: no boobs = less drag and more aerodynamic = faster air dash. /j
I think it's a bit different to different people
Someone get F1nn5ter
yes
@@CommitSudoku7 -_-
@@CommitSudoku7 Found the transphobe.
@@a70turbo Nope, transphobe.
@@CommitSudoku7 no that would be keffels
fun fact: if you give a fox an estrogen pill and they eat it the game crashes
proof that foxes do not adhere to gender norms and would rather anihilate reality than be forced to pick a side
Lolbit
no fox girls? ;,(
1:46 "Can the depot wash my hands" I thought exactly about this
the :3 item can be realy good for trolling, just imagine throwing it at your friend while he is afk and the he will be confused why is everithing spelled weirdly.
the funny thing is that minecraft has a language built in named lolcat. and its super hilarious
or put a curse of binding helmet with curse of uwu on em and watch as they struggle to comunicate
My immediate thought was making it and hidding it in my friends backpack
@@QuietBorb netherite helmet, curse of binding, unbreaking 3, mending, and curse of uwu
if keep inventory is on they will NOT have fun
Me, seeing this mod has you synthesize estrogen: "I hope it requires pregnant horse urine".
*One minute later* "And it all starts with a horse..."
Me, ominously: "heheheh..."
The estrogen patch actually messes with the dream blocks and dosen't allow the player to dash directly into them, you have to use an estrogen pill, this bug should be fixed when they release the next version, not sure when that is though
Create: ultrakill edition
all it does is make blood fluid and acts as fuel for blazes IF they are machine blazes
MACHINE
TURN BACK
NOW.
@@Deadfurr "I think I'm getting a Zoom call from God."
MACHINE, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU
i am trans
honestly could make a case for testosterone as well considering uh. gabriel.
ultrakill is for the entire trans community and it's Great
the uwu item is worth every nether star.
:3
@@puzzled_bug :3
@@bobolobocus333:3
:3
:3
"this mod adds estrogen to the ga-" me(transfem): "gimme"
SAME
literally me, which is even funnier cause i found this mod 3 months ago and added it to the pack i was playing with my friends at the time 😆
:3
:3
:3
Ay he reviewed the funny estrogen addon
Now review the funny breaking bad addon next :]
Missed oppurtunnity, should have reviewed then both at the same time.
"Jessica, we need to cook more estrogen."
@@nazar5908 Reminds me of the time I made an Estrogen lab in my basement when playing with a bunch of friends
@@BrendaK7200 xD I also did that, and in the ground floor I had an entire breaking bad setup. Both the funny mods at once :D
Whats the name of the breaking bad addon ?
@@nazar5908Jessica is NOT fucking welcome here
the comments being so nice about the theme makes me very happy :')
yeah, that's rare(
Read the Curseforge comments, It'll make you're day... trust me 😈
Unfortunately I think there's been a fair few deleted comments, either by dejojo or youtube, but i doubt the latter... Still, glad to see so many supportive people :)
@@GirixK youtube loves to delete comments out of thin air
It's alqays super refreshing to have a directly trans supportive video and it not be flooded by transphobes who want people to be miserable or edgy teens who think spouting transphobic stuff is funny
just finished my fully automatic crystal estrogen farm
Giga based
If I combine this with Create Broken Bad, does this mean I can fully create a pharmaceutical industry with create?
Someone please give me a create Oxcoden. I wanna create a minecraft opiod crisis
Don't forget to also make abusive insurance companies that don't even do their job after you pay them thousands of dollars to do their job
@@flamingscar5263 sounds like a SchlattCo business model
I mean, if Lego games have taught me something, women do jump higher
Trans girlies get double jump and dashes
FYI you can turn off the physics in the mod config👍
But why would you
but why tho
AND TAKE OUT ALL THE FUN?!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK na
why would u want to do that tho lmao
Is this what mc players want ... creeper with ... u know
have you seen the mobtalker mod?
@@RedstoneLP2 Oh my god, I forgot about that mod.
i mean i do have a cute mob models resource pack always active sooo
what are you even trying to say
@@kitsune_forest can i have it? :3 what's the namd
As someone who knows the power of estrogen this is hillarious
Irl air dash tutorial when?
@@vlliage6409 im a transgirl and i am still not able to airdash unfortunately
@@vlliage6409 Yes. Sadly, this is fiction.
You're telling me I did this shit for 5 years to find out I'm not gonna get the air dash... Why even live
@@danimedina4969 real
this is such a well made mod for such a silly concept, and proof that anything and everything can have boobs affixed to it
@@sampfrost except creepers apparently
@@denyraw you would be surprised
"God I forgot I had these" i'm nonbinary and transmasc and that's a fucken MOOD every time i change shirts lol
Jesus fucking christ
how can you be nonbinary and trans? not trying to be disrespectful, just confused because doesnt nonbinary mean you dont identify as any gender?
Nonbinary means that you don’t identify as a man or a woman (the binary genders.) Some nonbinary people don’t identify as any gender, some identify as some gender that isn’t male or female etc. - it covers a lot of identities. Someone who is trans masculine and nonbinary means that they don’t identify as a man, but that their gender is closer to a man than a woman (there’s nuance here, gender is funky, but that’s the gist of it). They’re are transgender towards something more masculine.
@anomalocaris_man not a pro but i'd guess they went through te trans procedure (idk what it's called) but don't identify as a girl
:3
@anomalocaris_man I'll clear it up
Non Binary means your gender isn't male or female, not that you don't identify as a gender at all, there is a term for that tho, its called agender
so OP is non binary as in not male or female, but transmasc meaning they are more masculine then feminine but still don't identify as male
Honestly impressed at how little transphobia there is in the comment section, based community
sorted by new and im disappointed man
@@be7256 aw mannn
@@be7256 there will always be those people unfortunately but let’s focus on the fact that the vast majority of people watching are not stupid and hateful. Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈☺️
Nah, I was just late
absolutely based
hahahah my egg broke a bit after playing this mod
congrats
how big is the crack?
my pronouns have been irreversibly damaged
This never happened
what
1954: in 2024 we will have flying cars
2024: estrogen in minecraft
this implies that one is inherently worse...
yeah youre right flying cars are pretty mid xD
The fact that "balls" became "b-bawws" makes me feel a certain way, and I can't tell if I like it or hate it.
this mod need to have a vivian reference in the next update :')
the testosterone should turn the player into spiderman
"i forgot i had these"
If you fall to your death after dashing the death message will be "[Player] girlbossed too hard"
This makes me irrationally happy
Next is either Destroy, or Broken Bad
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Broken bad makes you able to create illegal substances shown in breaking bad, and Destroy adds tons of chemistry, where you need to make certain reactions where these work only in certain conditions, and it adds like uranium and oil for example I think.
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb broken bad adds a villager trade, destroy adds plastic and bombs
4:58
the fact that sentence can fit both FTM and MTF 😂
On the Spectrum Server, Girl Power is one of the potion effects you can get in a *potion pendant*[which uses Ink to grant the effect, I really suggest looking into spectrum it's HELLA unique]
So I did all this, made the pendant, and yea, I just have *infinite girl power*
mann if only ;-;
I want the permenant girl power effect, along with the :3 in my inventory.
Bro, its so powerful that even the bucket got assets😭
This addon is surely a thigh-quality
Gooner award
YES!!!!!!!!
"It's forgot I had these" yeah, that'll happen after you get used to them :3
The thumbnail did him dirty💀
Very dirty 💀💀💀
the description too
How are people gonna click on it then?
He MADE the thumbnail
Finally an addon made for the main Create Mod demographic)
So based of you for being trans-supportive, Dejojo, I knew you are cool)
"guys I swear I do it for the dash I swear"
0:06 around here is where in the background somewhere idk a forest fire starts
Presumably, the testosterone will be used in a future update to give you Peppino's dash attack.
Is Peppino transmasc? Is there lore I missed?
@@flamingscar5263 Apparently no, it's just a common piece of fanon
@@flamingscar5263 Not canonically, but it's a common headcanon and (at least to an extent) supports the official (albeit presumably joking) statement that Amy Rose is the daughter of Peppino and Anton from Antonblast.
clearly the mod author hasn't read Manhunt by Gretchen Felker-Martin, or else they would know that balls are _actually_ a source of estrogen
...sorry?
never sort by newest on this kind of video
I mean creepers are kinda flora-fauna, makes sense why they wouldn't have boobs. Who needs milk when you have THE SUN.
for some reason this gave me an idea that the mod could make it so you can get milk from players when the effect is active...
Now we need Create:Testosterone that just turns you into Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂
*peppino pizza tower
@@LeBonkJordan *not trans
@@MountainsAreCool *neither is arnold, headcanons exist and peppino makes the most sense all around
"I'll be back"
@@mrnebula5945 ... I guess... I could never expect to see transfem-limited transphobia? transmisoginy..?????
Ah, I play with Create: Estrogen in my normal everyday world. Absolutely one of my faves!
shout out all my trans homies yall deserve the world and more and the create estrogen mod too I guess
To all the people sorting comments by new to find bigoted comments, stop. don't give these people the attention. save your sanity. you are valid and the words of some random strangers online should never bring you down.
I ain't, I am only doing the newest filter cuz the mod ain't working for me and I wanted to see if anyone else had the same problem. But jeez, crazy comments are expected...
@@beautifulspacer2861 have you tried installing it through the curseforge app? that's what i did and it worked perfectly
W comment
fuck you let me doomscroll
im looking to give people likes
Can confirm, my E gave me the power to dash-fly
This mod is the reason why i started playing create and i wish i was joking
The weirdest most heartwarming shitpost. How is that possible
as a trans girl who loves both celeste and minecraft, ive been debating adding this mod even though i already have wildfire's gender mod installed
Do it.
I assume the testosterone is for a transmasc update that'll come in the future. Also for a trans themed create mod, it's lacking in Blahaj, there needs to be an IKEA structure where you find Blahaj
Thoughts on it having Sylveon plushes as well?
@@bobolobocus333 Yep! Need that as well
I am going to assemble a trans modpack with this mod and the blahaj one, as well as some others. Including Quark, not because it's trans related but because it is required in any modset
@@illegallynamed Oh you didn't know? Pickarangs are now required to properly transition. It's the law!
@@Duskbound I saw this comment, wondered what in the world this could be a reply to, then I saw my comment and it made perfect sense.
this is such a :3 moment
:3
what
:3
Ack moment
Pregnant horse urine to be exact
I've built a small liquid estrogen farm, I can probably improve the design though
Imagine what the testosterone would grow
Muscles and boysmell
@@Pyracyntrix Did I hear boysmell!!!!!)
WhatDoYouMeanByThat
Bedrock hard abs
wide shoulders or something probably
as a trans guy I'm REALLY hoping that ypu'll be able to do something with testosterone in the future with this mod,it seems like so much fun :D.
You are a female.
He doesn't work on the mod, I think he just reviewed it
Yesterday, i decided, ima download this mod, i saw the thumbnail on the mod, but not the vid, now im watching the vid, i thought it was a fuel mod...
yep. that's one way to troll someone
@@fnafpro1236 im sad now.
they darn turned me into a minecraft mod 😭
Greatest mod in existance.
*Now how do I use the knowlage from this to make an irl estrogen factory*
Ok first we need a farm with a bunch of horses-
@@liathedigger continue, I need this
@@mrnebula5945 Eventually. They grind against eachother, in an intricate, wonderful motion, a beautiful dance. Life, death, creation, destruction. all ends.
Cool mod, someone should make a parkour game based on it.
**Bro being in creative mode where he can just spawn a horse**
"Nah imma go manually look for one"
I was first questionable about this mod and after the video this immediately turned into my favorite create addon.
They…they couldn’t have just added soybeans or something to get the estrogen? Did they HAVE to make it horse piss???
soy estrogen (phytoestrogen) doesn't work like that unfortunately, that's more or less just a reactionary / alpha male myth
Again, it IS historically accurate
@@SuperCaitball yeah but you also cant make Cookies from unground wheat, pure cocoa beans, and nothing else, but that didn’t stop Minceraft
@@thebelovedlion2208 I'd still rather have mechanics based off of mild abstraction of real world concepts than something born of toxic culture.
soy beans do not have estrogen that affects humans in any way, its a plant's equivalent of the substance. It being actual estrogen is a myth
7:55
its such a good song that those few notes you played made me recognize it.
the celeste soundtrack is so amazing.
interesting, what'd you recognize? I actually made that track months before I played celeste, so I'm always surprised when people compare it to celeste's soundtrack :3
is there a Create Testosterone one for us manly men
real questions
@ i ask the real questions
you can have up to 4 patches on for up to four dashes :3
wait you can put on multiple??
so you are telling me trans people can airdash AND have laser eyes?
thats metal as hell.
yes, it's true! but because I'm a demiboy, I have weaker versions of those powers :/
Link for the mod? ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ᶜᶦˢ ᵗʰᵒ
chaser
@@averiWonBTW imagine gatekeeping a minecraft mod
@@Carrotman58 why do cis ppl love to invade trans spaces?
@@averiWonBTW my brother in ra it is a modification for a block game.
@@aboogala4678 who tf is ra?
i swear y'all be goofy af
Now I'm sad we didn't add this to my friend's server
>wants to groom xher chuddy friends award
None shalt survive the ancient and unending power of the :3
ykw.... i'ma add this mod as a joke to me and my gf's world for no reason..
Oh yea pretty sure the upgraded one is too from Celeste, there's a part in the story where you learn to double dash
Snrrrk.
I, too, thought this was a joke every time I saw it in the mods. I finally got curious. "What does this ACTUALLY do?"
I saw your video in the description on the mod page and *immediately* watched it.
What's even better? It is a joke mod. That's the fun part. :D
So THAT'S how Madeline is able to dash
TRANS PEOPLE CAN WAVE DASH LETS GOOO this mod looks amazing lol
Wave dash into the afterlife lmao
@@manicstatic370Why is your only personality trait telling trans people to kill themselves?
what unrestricted internet access does to a child @@SawBSketch
@@cyberjoke sad but true.
@@manicstatic370 I wonder whose fault that is..
i can only imagine how fun it'd be with the grappling whisk from create:stuffs and additions.
if you play with any kind of space mods and go into space you can use it with the low gravity to go super high in the air
Happy pride month
Was really funny to see 3 transphobes say the unsubscribed over a mod review. This comment section is really entertaining :3
This comment section is really enterta-AAAAACCCK
I love how cyril is so pathetic that he has to go on trans-focused YT vids and comment transphobic dog whistles cuz he would never have the guts to say it to a trans person IRL. 😂
Trans peeps stay winning
@@cyril3158wow thats what you need to do! womp womp
@@cyril3158 Really just not trying dude number 8735)
we finally have representation in minecraft
i love it so much
Steve and Alex are canonically trans tho (source: gock)
I wanna play this mod irl
Why delude yourself
@@kalez963 bro why are you under every comment are you obsessed with us?
@@kalez963 can it.
@@opheliarosewood7847 I do not see how spending 10 minutes looking at the newest comments and then replying to them is somehow obsessive..
@@kalez963 it is obsessive, caring this much about other people is weird.
I would definitely use this if it wasn’t for the fact that they have an 18+ channel in the discord server for some reason
Typical....
@@kalez963?
@@kalez963 can it.
@@MSh-pe6oy ?
@@kalez963 can it
idiom
US, informal
: to stop talking : to shut up
"I wish you'd just can it!"
Used it as it is, as far as I know, less rude than just 'shut up'.
The estrogen mod: How to get me into automation mods.
Okay now I have a reason to play create
im a trans person and this mod and genuinely made my day
@@lylack_roses R u ftm
it makes my day even after all the other times it made my day
I've always wanted to play with Create: Estrogen, but never really got around to it. Definitely gonna have to play around with it at some point!
Also, happy pride month to you too!
i’ve been using this and i’m SO HAPPY ;3
Why did i look at the thumbnail and for half a second thought "This must be about Celeste" 💀
Basically it is a Celeste and trans create addon thats kinda epic
>be me
>college student
>7 ft tall teacher, Mr. Paperson
>Mr. Paperson always tells the same joke
>"Have you heard the one about the wood?"
>no one ever has a punchline
>he just stares at you, waiting
>exam day
>everyone is nervous
>rumor has it he eats students who cheat
>laugh it off, can't be true, right?
>decide to cheat because didn't study
>feel his gaze burning a hole through my soul
>hand in my paper, trying to act casual
>hear his footsteps coming closer
>ohshit.jpg
>"Anon, did you hear the one about the wood?"
>panic, mumble something about logs
>he smirks, it's not a good smirk
>grabs my test paper, crumples it up
>he actually eats it
>wtf.jpg
>then he grabs me
>screaming internally
>he opens his mouth wide, like really wide
>last thing I hear is "You can't cheat on me, Anon"
This is actually funny