HoneyDew Podcast
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- My HoneyDew this week is comedian, Bert Kreischer! (Netflix, 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bertcast) Bert Highlights the Lowlights of his anxiety, parenting, and his fear of death!
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Finally, a podcast where Brent gets to talk about himself
it's, Burnt, Sir...Burnt Chrysler.
Yeah he never talks about himself
Facts that Tod guy never lets him talk
Idk what u mean all I hear is Tim blabbering on on 2b1c I never heard Brent’s voice
It's the one we've been waiting for...
Awww yeah another Bert Talks ft Ryan Sickler
For whatever reason this is way more bearable then 2 bears
Bert I know this episode was recorded before your Roanoke VA show... but this was my first time being able to watch stand up live and you have nothing to worry about with your special. It was amazing. I will never forget you being my first live stand up. I laughed from beginning to end.
The subtle Bart Chrysler in the intro was high and tight for sure
This is a Kreischer wet dream, 90 minutes of Bert talking about Bert.
Love you Big Boy!
Staying out of Canada at the moment is a good call. You might end up in Trudolf's personal dungeon.
Haha, Bert changes his early childhood drastically on different podcasts..Once he claimed to grown up in predominantly Black neighborhood, but Segura called him out immediately. Also, he claimed to "lived in Philly for few years" but his Mom on podcast corrected him and said "U never did..U just went to Basketball summer camp and stayed w/ cousins for 3 weeks in Philly suburbs"
He is quite literally a story teller lol
He also has said he grew up poor and then talks about growing up in a lake house and his dad being the lawyer for a huge biker gang and Scientology lol
@@VIi726 Ya, Leanne said she was first intimated by Bert's family bc of their wealth..She said they told her about Bert growing up at country clubs and playing golf as little kid. (Leanne talked about it on Where's my Mom's at podcast)
He makes up his reality to suit whatever story he needs to tell.
Bert is like Theo in that he's only tentatively connected to the mundane reality of the past.
bert always sounds like he's trying to make a good impression on ryan when i hear them together--it's sweet. but maybe this time, he's just enjoying being able to talk about himself in a more linear fashion. either way, long awaited and fun podcast!
Hell yes!! Nice with the Bart Chrysler at the beginning haha.
It’s great to see Ryan on the Bertcast podcast
Great. Pod. Thanks Ryan.
This podcast was made for Bart 🤣
Like how Bruce says "if anyone ever interrupts you in a middle of a story, it isn't meant to be." What story about someone that doesn't involve him has he ever listened to beginning to end without interrupting?
Bart is one of the main comedians in this game that I can't see losing, this world needs a Brent kreishler stay healthy and Respect to your outlook
Bro, I literally haven't even gotten through the start of show plugs and I am fucking gleaming with excitement for this episode! I know it will be an awesome ass episode and y'all have to do this again asap! Aight, imma go watch this shit😂
Bert Kreischer: best feet in the business
You KNOW this has to be another walk through series like Joey Diaz was. Jus let Bert talk and tell his life story.
Haven't watched this yet but I assume he drops a few celeb names
Did anyone else catch the “nightmear”
Brent does it again...
We can fact check Bert’s three months
I’m gonna try and get through this…. I can’t fucking stand burnt crystal
...you're beautiful Bert. 😅😅😅
Finallyyy!!!!🔥🔥
2:12 chroma’d as BART CHRYSLER!!!!
Brit Custard has been raped, and teabagged by a bear while screaming "MARSHMALLOW!"
Now he fears death?
Watch your dogs around him Ryan
Here to hear Bert interview himself while Ryan laughs and claps his hands
🤣🤣🤣
Just started I’ll be back to see just how accurate this is lmaoo
The perfect comment doesn't exis-
@@DevinMcSalty update? 😂
😂
Bart at 1:17:58 "One of the things I love is working out"
Bart at 1:23:18 "I don't like working out, like I hate it"
The guy is an absolute mess🤦🏻♂️😂
borderline? lying addict? infantile narcissist?
Lol I get it. I do this too. I try to trick my brain by telling myself I'm going to say something like I believe it and hopefully it will make me feel it one day. 🤷🏻♀️😂😂
Bert saying he's laughing with Tom on 2 Bears because he doesn't get why Tom is laughing is like at least 50% of 2 Bears
So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia.
Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?!
You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be.
Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
I never get to hear Bret talk about himself, uninterrupted. What a dream.
100%
It's a rare treat
Laughing all the way
Uhhhh hundred percent
Lol
Hearing Brent talk about how he slept in his parents bed till he was 10... makes every 2 bears podcast make a lot more sense.
Bert saying 1st grade was his 9/11 just made me choke on my coffee😅
He's just a little self-centered.
@@CoachSteveMoney world trade centered?
Sickler's laugh is a national treasure. I love this dude.
Bert: I'm doing more to watch my drinking
*buys mirrors to install around his house*
Ryan: Who did you inherit your dyslexia from?
Bert: I think my Dad because he’s always had a chip on his shoulder
Me: ???
I am less than 15 minutes in and I fully understand Bert's anxiety and panic attacks. That 1st grade story killed me.
anxiety and panic attacks are two prime symptoms of withdrawal of any kind
We're talking about a 1st grader crying hysterically because they think their family abandoned them after their dad assured them they were in the parking lot. At the very least, take away from this episode that you shouldn't do that to a kid.
"In 1994, after years of alcoholism, Mickey Mantle was diagnosed with liver cancer, and urged his fans to take care of their health, saying 'Don't be like me.' Although he received a liver transplant, by then the cancer had spread to his lungs, and he died at just after 2 a.m. on August 13, 1995"
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."
- Mickey Mantle
Jesus christ bro.... .You must be the life of the party
@@rojuarezz2079 it’s a joke. And a good one.
"But maybe that's just empathetic listening" lol. No. It's not.
Finally a podcast about Bert’s favorite subject - Bert.
It makes me happy to see Bart open up and express his inner most thoughts and feelings here, just shooting from the hip and not let anyone talk or finish their thoughts. Whole other side to this large sided human
He's literally so much literal fun to literally listen to, literally says literally, like literally every 30 literal seconds.
God I wish I knew a word to describe what something says on paper, word for word.. Literally driving me nuts
I love the honey dew, they’re like therapy sessions in a way and I end up learning alot about myself watching. Thanks for all the content ryan
I’m starting to realize I’m a lot like Bert. I gotta get it together
🤣
That's fucking disgusting.
@@RickR69 fuckin tell me about it
*_"Perfection is just another form of procrastination."_*
SO REAL. 🥩
Man, when both of you break at the same time it's gonna sound like slowly letting the air out of two balloons...looking forward to the pod!
This Bart Charizard fellow looks like the embodiment of hypertension
*Alcoholism
"You co-slept with your parents until 10 or 11 years old?"
It ALL makes sense now...
The producers having a laugh by, for a second it said “Bart Chrysler” then switched to his name. 😂
THIS. #1 catch lol
Brent is the opposite of a HoneyDew… dude had the greatest luck in the world
There's very few people who enjoy hearing themselves talk as much as brent
It's so astonishing how he doesn't hate himself at all ya know what I mean?
All I know is Bert did NOT give up drinking for 3 months. That and within 3-4 minutes said he loves working out and also hates it.
Bert needs an animated series about him as a kid. That Kiss talent show would be a fantastic episode in itself.
It already exists. He's basically Gene from Bob's Burgers.
"Balloons are unpredictable" - Bert Kreischer 😆
Bert “scars are unacceptable. I only accept perfection” proceeds to be very overweight
Bert is awesome! Love his personality and stories! Always cracks me up! His life when he was younger could be a comedy series it’s so hilarious!
I know Bert will never see this but if you live your life like every day is death. It helps. Almost like you need to understand that you already dead! It helps me.
"I don't want to say names just incase".... proceeds to name multiple people by first and last name 30 seconds later
His level of ego is crazy, he wants a picture of himself in other peoples houses LMAOOOO
Sorry man couldn’t do it all the way through lol. Been over saturated with him talking about himself for hours.
Boohoo.
No, it's not empathetic, it's selfish self absorbedic
Sickler is one of my favourite human beings
Two of the biggest sweethearts in comedy
"I slept in my parents' bed til I was 10."
Took him three and-a-half years to get here, but Sickler cracked that egg six minutes in. A true professional.
Now we know.
when he said he had the best feet in town, I nearly drove off the road from laughing so hard
Didn’t we all
Seven minutes and 12 interruptions in and I’m out
I think you got the guests name wrong. I’ve seen it spelled very differently in the past
BERT UR ANXIETY IS FROM THE BOOZE BRO ALCOHOL IS A DEPRESSANT & WHEN U WAKE UP^ IN PANIC MODE ITS UR BODY WITHDRAWING BUDDY I KNOW IM A 30 YR ALKY WIT 6 MONTHS SOBER⚡🙏♥️💯
If only everyone could maintain success and a life while being a raging alcoholic. Respect to Brent.
The trick is you gotta eat poorly and do drugs too
@@Ottophil Done and done.
2:38 podcast starts
Listening to Bert project his insecurities on to his kids is nauseating!! He is truly insane- thank god he never had to face any REAL adversity in his life. I have had I’ve had over 20 major surgeries and have a scar the full length of my spine - Imagine being that obsessed with your body and thinking you are entitled to a woman within no flaws,?
Haven’t listened yet. Will this just be two guys wheezing into a mic? Lol
Bart is concerned about the stretch marks on his thighs... But not his liver.
"Typical oldest child." ↩️ "I slept with my parents until I was at least 10." Nope.
My nights are filled with anxiety and dread trying to decide between a Purple Mattress or a Saatva...
Bert's brain hasn't changed since 1st grade
37:40 😂😂😂The laugh; Someone make that a ringtone, I make it my alarm clock sound too. I’ve pushed my time stamp over and over again.
Bart will talk about himself until all the oxygen on the planet is gone!!! This episode could have gone on for days.
He’s killed his own story off. The machine story put it to bed man
Nah, ride it till wheels fall off
I really enjoy podcasts where Bert is so honest and earnest about himself and life. I think that's one of the things that Ryan does so well. He brings people to their most basic, most honest, most comfortable. He creates a space that just feels like talking with your best friend. Always an excellent podcast Ryan.
Compared to all of his other work, the benefit of this podcast was him reeling back over just trying to land jokes by being absurd in order to actually say things. It could have been 90 minutes of "oh i have an idea" but there were things of substance. Took long enough
One of the best podcasts ever! Honneyy deuuuuuu y'all!
9:04 Wow, Bert wasn't kidding, he doesn't listen at all... Just marches straight into Bert-Land again
Bert always talks about the Mickey Mantle gene. Mickey Mantle died at the age of 64 after a liver transplant due to his Bert-like drinking. So if the Gene allows you to die young from alcohol related illness, yeah, Bert probably has it.
BART! Been waiting on this one, anytime I see Sickler and Bret together I'm excited. All we need now is another Uncle Joey episode
Sickler needs to get Bobby Lee on💯
Sickler trying to get the pod on course at 8 minutes
Looks like we will hear from you next week Ryan, glad you got to take a break this week
One day, I want a man like Ryan.
I see you, bud 🤙
I tried. I really did. I can't watch ANOTHER podcast with this guy constantly talking all over the place. It's like a cat on meth with ADD.
Listened twice because I couldn’t wait for the video Monday, amazing podcast! Sickle cell sure knows how to ask questions and open people up with how he interacts w them!
Burt is the best. Get him on your show, wind him up, and he will do the rest. I can't get enough!
A lot of old people know that they might die soon but most don't know what's going on when it's actually happening. I think it's a self defense mechanism. Most are really out of it or unconscious for days before they actually pass. So don't worry, it will be easy for you but very difficult for everyone else. The less you care for yourself now, the sicker you will be later and the more people will have to take care of you. You won't even know what's happening but they will remember every moment.
Does anyone know where Sickle-Cell gets all this dope athletic wear? Shits not even on the company's website usually.
I really like your interview skills, very good questions to kinda steer Bert in good directions. You're a good interviewer.
What does BRENT have to say that we DON'T ALREADY KNOW??!!
Berts anxiety comes from being too close to his parents as a child, by the sound of it. Separation anxiety is a head fuck.
I saw Bert live a couple months ago and when he told the story about putting down Priscilla I had tears running down my face. Never did I think I would cry at a comedy show but it was outstanding
New Year’s Eve in Philly!
@@timothymyers2724 nice! I saw him December 12th in Phoenix
Bert isn't popular, he is abundant.
Gary Vee sucks... But this episode is great! Love always Ryan, you're the man
Good to see Bread on here!
"She was the coolest chick, she introduced me to the B-52's."