Though a Namekian year is about three months, give or take 4 namekian years in one earth year would mean piccolo is about 60 in the cell sage by Namekian terms. This is just a rough estimate with just 1 times 4, but yeah.
I heard a story about something like that on reddit. These two coworkers got into a heated argument that lead to them having some very angry sex. The guy who wrote it still thinks about it years later, as the best sex he's had in his life.
I can't believe Krillin understood that inuen' considering the fact he's oblivious to almost every time one is mentioned by everyone including himself.
Krillin has a lack of self awareness when it comes to his own innuendos "pounding the tuna", "pulling out before I get into trouble" etc, but he does pick up on quite a few made by others: Burter: "I'm the fastest in the universe" (That's what she said) Dr Gero: "Enough about hypothetical erections, 19! SUCK HIM DRY!" (Haha!) Piccolo: I'm coming! (Phrasing!) If Krillin had spent enough time around Zarbon, he probably would have choked to death on laughter.
I'm very certain Cell is a lot older than six. He spent years, possibly a decade or two, growing inside of Doctor Gero's underground laboratory. I'm quite certain during that time he was being made, Cell was pretty conscious, being "programmed" by audio played from the computer to follow out Dr. Gero's ambitions. Cell is completely organic, so there are no circuits to program.
In reality, *Cell* was 8 years old, since it took him 2 times to reach his Imperfect form from a larva and both times it took him 4 years to tear him, remember that he traveled from the year 785 to 763 and shed his larva shell in the year 767.
No, he was 6. Cell is born in 786 in the alternate future, absorbs meager human survivor energy / searches (in vain) for 2 years for Androids, who were destroyed in this timeline by alternate Trunks. Cell then kills alternate Trunks and takes his time machine (after turning into a larva to fit in it). He then time travels to the regular DBZ in the year 763 and hibernates as a larva for 4 years until Age 767, the year of the Cell Games. So he would be 6.
@@johnsmith-tq5zn He killed trunks in that timeline in his imperfect form. Then had to revert to his larval state which takes four years to mature. Therefore, he's actually at least 8, possibly older.
Cell: yeah...you were trying to kill a kid the whole time. Not so on the high ground anymore uh!? Morally speaking, physically you still have the high ground Krillin: you killed hundreds of people! Cell: yeah? Anyone asked vegeta about Arlia? Piccolo: the heck is Arlia? Cell: eeexactly Krillin: yeah okay but he changed eeeverything forgiven Cell: tell that to the tuffle Vegeta: ok stop how do you know all this crap? Cell: time travel, bitch Vegeta to trunks: oh soits your fault! Trunks: what!?? No I.... They continue to argue in the background. Cellto ghoan: you know, I look at those two and you and your dad and I think....damn I am so glad gero is dead and I cant have these moments Ghoan: hey its not all bad there are good moments Cell: tell me one Ghoan:...............crap
He spent 2 years in his timeline before traveling to THIS timeline, slept for 4 more years, and then he appeared in the story for a couple of months. So he is 6 years and some months old.
Sans: What? You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it. Frisk: Oh good. You dodged it, Sans. Sans: Eh. Dodging isn’t really that hard. That goes for you too, Gohan from Dragon Ball. Chara: Well, isn’t that just KNIFE? Papyrus: He’s 11. Chara: I’m six. Papyrus: Wow.
That "Wow" is some 10/10 delivery, God bless Lani
It's like "Wow, this whole time we've been trying to kill a toddler,...and failed"
@@zenos02buuuttt he did succeed at killing baby cell…. So there is an age range he can handle.
Nah, he's just pro choice@@TemLightKiBlade
@@TemLightKiBladethey killed a fucking fetus 💀
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"Im sick of all shotacon freaks using the genetic bio-golem excuse"
This is the best piece of satire i have ever seen you deserve a crown.
LMFAO
@@_Tzer "Is this a crown? Hey 16-"
@Haku Yuki "We'll call it a crown"
Someone send this to a bunch of female vtubers
fun fact piccolo is around the same age as gohan.
Like... 5 or 6 year difference yeah?
@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando Piccolo Jr. was born May 9 Age 753, while Gohan was born May Age 757, so almost exactly 4 years apart.
@@SirJorb neat
World's youngest dad
Though a Namekian year is about three months, give or take 4 namekian years in one earth year would mean piccolo is about 60 in the cell sage by Namekian terms. This is just a rough estimate with just 1 times 4, but yeah.
To be fair, I think this is basically the only time Cell *isn't* using innuendo. He genuinely despises Gohan, up until he kills the Cell Jrs.
Well, hate fucking is still a thing, so it could be applied still.
@@crayzay925 yo yo ayo what the hell you're talking about? 🤨🤨
I heard a story about something like that on reddit. These two coworkers got into a heated argument that lead to them having some very angry sex. The guy who wrote it still thinks about it years later, as the best sex he's had in his life.
@@geoxaga6507 holy damn who knew hate fucking could be applied to real life and that it feels so goddamn awesome
@@crayzay925okay dude... what, the flip
I can't believe Krillin understood that inuen' considering the fact he's oblivious to almost every time one is mentioned by everyone including himself.
pretty sure he made a bunch of prostitution jokes when yamcha was getting fisted by gero
@@lightyoshiman unlike the bulma flirting with trunks thing XD
But some how didn’t realize 18 was tryna get the third leg from him💀
Krillin has a lack of self awareness when it comes to his own innuendos "pounding the tuna", "pulling out before I get into trouble" etc, but he does pick up on quite a few made by others:
Burter: "I'm the fastest in the universe" (That's what she said)
Dr Gero: "Enough about hypothetical erections, 19! SUCK HIM DRY!" (Haha!)
Piccolo: I'm coming! (Phrasing!)
If Krillin had spent enough time around Zarbon, he probably would have choked to death on laughter.
@@TheLegacyofHitchcockbro would have added a +1 to the Krillen owned counter
“wow”
Why is it so simple but so hilarious
Gohan really do be out here bullying a 6 year old, shame on you Gohan
He was getting bullied by the 6 year old, which might be better or worse depending on perspective
Maybe there’s a special aging for androids. Like how a six year old dog is around 42 in human years
also got his arm broken by one
@thewillofabeast9079 that's jus bullshit
@@niceguy19651 human year is 7 dog years, aside from the 1st year, where they're still puppies
I hope I can use this rebuttal when being chastised for ogling Android 21.
Technically her human self was an adult, she became an android 10 years prior to the events of Fighter Z which made her Android body 10
No
She's an android, no one cares.
What are you talking about, she is 21.
Eh? Ehhh?
Awww D:
No but seriously, can you believe she was based on Dr Gero wife...dude had some fine tastes.
@@villalba874 Dont worry, I get it ;)
wow!
@Bees not anymore b#*ch.
Is the "wow!" What kills me everytime
Loved that "wow!" running gag
where else
dodgings more vital now than ever for Gohan.
Such a young villain.
good buu- i am a million but a baby
you should see piccolo,he fought goku when he was 3
Um…..they need an adult.
Cell: I’m 6!
Me: that’s a deep voice for a 6 year old my goodness
Well... Okay
Wow six likes.
@@marxkirbysuperstar9357 now 67 and 2 comments
And now 69 (nice) and 3 comments
Cell: I'll huff and puff and blow you down...
Pip Bernadotte: Huff and puff and blow me!
Seras: That was the best you had?
@@arutka2000Pip: I had one for Red Riding Hood, but then, you said yours.
Just a younger kid bullying an older kid
It’s Krillin’s “wow” that sells this joke XD
Krillan: he's 11
Cell: I'm 6
Piccolo: he's actually 9 its no wonder why chichi lectures you guys to go get an education
What finishing school did you go to again Piccolo?
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I'm very certain Cell is a lot older than six. He spent years, possibly a decade or two, growing inside of Doctor Gero's underground laboratory. I'm quite certain during that time he was being made, Cell was pretty conscious, being "programmed" by audio played from the computer to follow out Dr. Gero's ambitions. Cell is completely organic, so there are no circuits to program.
Being a fetus doesn’t count based on birthing practices
That's like counting someone's age from conception rather than birth.
Gestational time doesn't count towards age.
@@thetalesofdaneandcoyea but hes a biomechanical entity so.....semantics
@@ZeroOmega-vg8nq And technically, for a bug, he's rather ancient.
When the old dude is actually younger than you.
also third episode of avatar the last airbender be like
Kinda made me think of Bioshock
@@Fenrize jack?
@@saldzbob9972 Yup
I don't remember this Owen Wilson cameo 🤔
In reality, *Cell* was 8 years old, since it took him 2 times to reach his Imperfect form from a larva and both times it took him 4 years to tear him, remember that he traveled from the year 785 to 763 and shed his larva shell in the year 767.
No, he was 6.
Cell is born in 786 in the alternate future, absorbs meager human survivor energy / searches (in vain) for 2 years for Androids, who were destroyed in this timeline by alternate Trunks. Cell then kills alternate Trunks and takes his time machine (after turning into a larva to fit in it). He then time travels to the regular DBZ in the year 763 and hibernates as a larva for 4 years until Age 767, the year of the Cell Games. So he would be 6.
"He's eleven!"
"I'm Six!"
"ZAMN!"
Bro said, "understandable, have a nice day."
And Android 18 is 18 as in 18 years old. *No Chris Hansen appearance is needed here.* xP
Piccolo's sass and Krillin being histerical are my two favorite parts of DBZA
Piccolo became a dad at 7
Why did krillin say “wow” like he was now ok for cell to do it 😂
So... does this mean Cell needs an adult?
Dr. Gero: *I AM AN ADULT*
His 6 with the mind of a world destroying computer in his evil DNA
“You all know what I’m about”
"wow!"
Neither beats Battle Angel's Sechz, fighting in their interplanetary tournament at 2 years old.
"Wow!"😂
Krillins "wow" lol
Rex justifying a relationship with Ahsoka.
Wow!
Does anybody know the name of the soundtrack?
WOW
So they beat up a kindergarten - First grade
Funny how cell sound like markiplier
circle
Let me guess…you’ll kill me..
“*Music*
Song | Episode 60 Part 1
Artist | Team Four Star”
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Piccolo was 3 when he fought Goku
Every guy explaining why they still find farts funny
*mui goku punches cell through the head*
Wow
I want see the scrne when cell go to scholl
He may be 6 but the "pregnancy" might've taken 20 years
💪 😂
I am 30 years old and I get bullied by 11 and 6 years old
"he is 11"
"I AM 6"
"WOW"
krillin didn't saw that coming
Lol
He is 4 posser
Wait, isn't Cell 4? Why did he say he's 6?
He’s from the future
@@rashadmclean7669 He traveled to the past as soon as he hatched and he stayed here 4 years, so he's 4.
@@johnsmith-tq5zn he also never got the dna of someone who can count...I mean which of these mfs know what maths is?
@@johnsmith-tq5zn He killed trunks in that timeline in his imperfect form. Then had to revert to his larval state which takes four years to mature. Therefore, he's actually at least 8, possibly older.
@@ayouxydidn't he have Gohan DNA too?
Wait, wasn't Gohan 9 atp?
So Cell is a reverse loli. He looks like an adult but is actually 6
You don't exactly call boys "loli" but yeah, pretty much.
@@cirnosnumberfan6449 sorry, i dont know the proper terminology
@@mattk750 The boys equivalent would be "Shota"
@@cirnosnumberfan6449 oh okay
Well it is a sapient bio-weapon so I guess Cell is rather old by those standards.
Do we count the 20 years Cell was a fetish or not?
You mean fetus?
@@ParadiseLordRyu Yeah, I think I was tired when typing that. Expect some misspellings.
Cell: yeah...you were trying to kill a kid the whole time. Not so on the high ground anymore uh!? Morally speaking, physically you still have the high ground
Krillin: you killed hundreds of people!
Cell: yeah? Anyone asked vegeta about Arlia?
Piccolo: the heck is Arlia?
Cell: eeexactly
Krillin: yeah okay but he changed eeeverything forgiven
Cell: tell that to the tuffle
Vegeta: ok stop how do you know all this crap?
Cell: time travel, bitch
Vegeta to trunks: oh soits your fault!
Trunks: what!?? No I....
They continue to argue in the background.
Cellto ghoan: you know, I look at those two and you and your dad and I think....damn I am so glad gero is dead and I cant have these moments
Ghoan: hey its not all bad there are good moments
Cell: tell me one
Ghoan:...............crap
He wouldn't say crap at the end there. He'd say "crapbaskets."
Gohan, why don't you pick on someone your own age?
Damn. Cell just like Piccolo. Young but looks grown asf
Wait is he actually six?
He spent the first few years in a test tube.
He spent 2 years in his timeline before traveling to THIS timeline, slept for 4 more years, and then he appeared in the story for a couple of months.
So he is 6 years and some months old.
Damn you got Joe Swansons voice from family guy to play in this video
You must have some lofty connections
cell is acutally 26 since he was 20 years in that machine
Non concious years don't usually count.
@@Spicystachegamer ok
Sans: What? You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it.
Frisk: Oh good. You dodged it, Sans.
Sans: Eh. Dodging isn’t really that hard. That goes for you too, Gohan from Dragon Ball.
Chara: Well, isn’t that just KNIFE?
Papyrus: He’s 11.
Chara: I’m six.
Papyrus: Wow.
As an undertale fan, I like this
Stop it. Get some help.
Cringe
As an Undertale fan, cringe.
(Also Chara isn't 6 and Sans is not 11 in no fucking way)
Sans is an adult and Chara isn't 6 but whatever I guess?
Is this, is this, IS THIS, DRAGON BALL KAI!!! My god the voice acting makes me cry GODDDD
This is Team Four Star's DBZ Abridged.
Yes, its Kai
TFS Gohan: *11 Years Old*
DBZ/DBZ KAI Gohan: *12 Years Old*
DBZ articles online: *Calling him Teen Gohan*
Which one is it?!😂
Was very unfunny
very bad humor
Then why did I laugh?
@@trasegorsuch5140 because you laugh at unfunny shit with horrendous voice acting
@@fullmetal2144 true
Why are they sexualizing a 6-year old