Favourite monologue in late night BY FAR!!! Our crew is back at it yet again CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW'S EPISODE ESPECIALLY AFTER the Christmas party TONIGHT!!!!!!
PREACH James, PREACH! First you come up with protecting the origin of Calzone as an *Italian* word that got munched up and appropriated by the US Then you call yourself "European" (first UK citizen I've known to say that, it's always "oh but you guys in Europe...", like "wtf you talking about, UK IS part of Europe, weather you like it or not!") And then, the FINISH 'EM fatality, the tirade about US, WWII, "open up your views, accept you may not know". Just 🙌
@James Corden, that post Calzone rant was the single most important thing you have done in all your time on TV in America, THANK YOU!!! (From a New Zealander sick of shaking my head haha!)
@@christopherweise438 with you in hoping the folks high enough up hear it and get it! The most obvious ones are a total no brainer from the rest of the world's perspective; guuuuns, food quality, the superficiality of the celebrity fanaticism culture, the group think vs critical thinking, free healthcare of course, cost of higher education, big budget politicians, media like Fox news, lack of travel or even interest beyond borders resulting in mind-blowing ignorance in the 21st century. The rest of us are like, "Guys WHAT is going on?" Having said all of that, you lead the Western world in warmth, generosity, exuberance and so much more and we will ALWAYS be eternally grateful for WWII... lets make sure it remains the last!
@@sophsmovies - I will do my best. It's an uphill battle here. Too many healthcare insurance company share holders making too much money to switch to UHC even though we are dead last in the top 15 nations in most money spent and least quality of care received. We are stubborn to our own detriment. It's a global economy and if we go down.....everybody goes down. Plus, the MAGA's want some authoritarian utopia with Trump as emperor. Nauseating to say the least. Thanks for the kind words even though right now i feel we don't deserve them. Stay well, and the best to you and yours Sophie.
As an italian I couldn’t stop laughing at the calzone bit. They all forgot to pronounce the „L“ in calzone and accentuated the „Z“, which transforms the word „calzone“ into „cazzone“, italian for „big dick“… sorry for the crude language, but that’s what I hear... LOL
That is hilarious! Thank you for taking the time to explain that so clearly. It adds a delicious extra layer of comedy to an already hilarious exchange. It would be great if James' mispronunciation of 'Nevada' was also vulgar in some language.
Such a memorable 999th show! But what cracked me up most is that neither the British nor the American pronunciation are no where near the Spanish and Italian pronunciations of Nevada and calzone :D
Poteighto - potahto. Nevahda, Nevadda. Calzone or Calzony. It's just pronunciation. What James hits on about the closed-mindedness of Americans though, is friggin spot on.
Re: CALZONE: As an Italian i feel it’s my duty to say: don’t stress that “o” so much, it’s shorter than that but make sure you pronounce that L, because omg you definitely don’t want to say CAZZONE 😅
Not showing off, but I'm just a white guy from London - I've always said Cal-zone-E. Never occurred to me to say it differently. I was actually surprised to see other's have different pronunciations. But, its worth remembering just how cosmo London is - I don't think there is a nation that is NOT represented here..... so we almost speak "Blade Runner" language...
@@Snappldel it literally means big penis, but it’s mostly used as idiot, twat. Not something you want to say in conversation with someone unless you mean it 😂
I’m not going to lie. For the last ten days holiday music is everywhere. And every time James said it’s time for the news, a little part of me was waiting for Steve to play a Christmas jingle.
0:06 After seeing Tim Young make those faces behind Reggie and hearing him do those screams a second later, makes me think that he could play a great horror villain who seems like a nice, kind guy but deep down is a maniac and will kill you in 2 seconds if given the chance. 😂
Craig Ferguson would be proud of how the late late show has turned out all these years later if he watched, Funniest late show on current broadcast since Conan's reign ended.
Dear Reggie, My Bday is coming up in a few days & my nephews months ago tried to get me a Cameo from you. Unfortunately, u are not available..You are WHAT CALM looks like in my mind -w my anxiety.Thank You for being so chill. I will be 46 on the 17th from NYC.My gift to me is saying this to YOU ,bc YOU are brilliant... "Nobody Needs To Eat a Whole Croissant ...." :) PS I cant sleep wo weed so I have no idea where that study came from... Lenore :)
Calzone comes from the Neapolitan word cazone [kaˈtsonə], with a final indistinct schwa vowel. Calzone [kalˈtsone] is the corresponding word in Italian with a fuller final vowel as is typical for the language (technically, Neapolitan and Italian are separate languages). The popular American pronunciation as cal-ZONE [kælˈzoʊn] might come from Sicilian speakers pronouncing the Italian word calzone, Sicilian itself being a separate language that was spoken by lots of immigrants to North America (most people in southern Italy didn't grow up speaking Italian until after the relatively late unification of Italy). The same Sicilian accent is responsible for names like Capone and Stallone rhyming with bone in English. In the UK meanwhile, they went for a halfway imitation of the Italian pronunciation, with "z" pronounced as in English. So the pronunciation you use in English simply depends on which pronunciation you take as the source. No one is using the original Neapolitan pronunciation, though.
The fact that this is the show's description: "It's Show 999 and James is feeling a little sorry for it, as it will forever live in the shadow of tomorrow night. But Reggie has an idea: a game of staff musical chairs. And when we get into the news, the word calzone comes up and sends us into a wormhole so deep we may not make it to Episode 1000." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean James was closer with the pronunciation of Nevada. The state was named by the Spanish using a Spanish word, so a Spanish pronunciation would be more accurate than the American version. Though, only his -ada was said correctly, but that's also the part he was being corrected on.
Good point. But I think it only matters how the current residents pronounce it, because language is fluid. I lived in Terre Haute, Indiana for a few years, which is a French name from the 1700’s. But the current residents don’t pronounce it in French. They pronounce it with their dialect. I also lived in a area called Topsail in North Carolina, also named in the 1700’s. And the current residents definitely don’t pronounce it the way it was pronounced in the 1700’s.
@@melaniegatton saying “language is fluid” just means that you believe so many people are dumbasses that you might as well go along with their mistakes.
Nope. Several US states have names derived from the Spanish language (like California, Florida, Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado). No one uses a strict "Spanish" pronunciation when talking about these states. Same goes for US cities (San Diego, Los Angeles, San Antonio, etc.). To a certain extent, ALL of these names have been 'Americanized.' Things change over time...
One of the very few advantages of being a german: We have most of the Umlauts, Diphtongs, Phonetics, the "ch" and "sch" sounds of roman, hebrew, russian and arab languages so we can pronounce Calzone, Marseille, Hannukah, Wladiwostok and Baghdad in a somewhat credible way. But yes, ve do struggle mightily wis ze english längüage, admittedly
7:34 James speech wasn't planned but, its definently something he's been wanting to say for awhile. And I'm so glad he said it and I'm grateful they left it in, this obviously made some people uncomfortable but, I hope they take this as a learning moment. Lol for all the times they joked about a clip being played at the Emmys, this should be the one.
I know some families, this is way, way back that they used to put trees in every room......1 real tree in the living room, smaller fake trees in bedrooms, kitchen and tiny one in bathroom.....actually was really nicely done.
@@jboudie thank you Internet stranger. I don't know why but I teared up a lil cos there's rarely anyone who check on you or respond in the real world nowadays. Have a great week ahead.
Ok, considering James grew up in Europe and was exposed to countless Italians in his life and career,. I'm gonna bet Calzone been said in one of their conversations before and how an Italian pronounce an Italian word, that's the right pronunciation.
James’s “I Don’t Know” speech is the truth that needs to be taught day in day out in the states 🇨🇦
No lie he went from I'd be so nervous I couldn't talk if I met the crew but now I feel like I could have a beer with them lmao
Louis just went for it sitting right in front of the desk lol
Nate got closer
Favourite monologue in late night BY FAR!!! Our crew is back at it yet again CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW'S EPISODE ESPECIALLY AFTER the Christmas party TONIGHT!!!!!!
Best graphics department joke ever! :) Hilarious :)
PREACH James, PREACH!
First you come up with protecting the origin of Calzone as an *Italian* word that got munched up and appropriated by the US
Then you call yourself "European" (first UK citizen I've known to say that, it's always "oh but you guys in Europe...", like "wtf you talking about, UK IS part of Europe, weather you like it or not!")
And then, the FINISH 'EM fatality, the tirade about US, WWII, "open up your views, accept you may not know". Just 🙌
What is amazing is that a “musical chairs impromptu segment” is one of the best things ever and everyone was totally committed to it fully!!
@James Corden, that post Calzone rant was the single most important thing you have done in all your time on TV in America, THANK YOU!!! (From a New Zealander sick of shaking my head haha!)
Took a massively serious point about the state of the entire world caused by its most powerful nation and put it into a comedy monologue. Amazing.
Sophie Gallagher - As an American.....i completely agree with him........on everything.
@@christopherweise438 with you in hoping the folks high enough up hear it and get it! The most obvious ones are a total no brainer from the rest of the world's perspective; guuuuns, food quality, the superficiality of the celebrity fanaticism culture, the group think vs critical thinking, free healthcare of course, cost of higher education, big budget politicians, media like Fox news, lack of travel or even interest beyond borders resulting in mind-blowing ignorance in the 21st century. The rest of us are like, "Guys WHAT is going on?" Having said all of that, you lead the Western world in warmth, generosity, exuberance and so much more and we will ALWAYS be eternally grateful for WWII... lets make sure it remains the last!
@@sophsmovies - I will do my best. It's an uphill battle here. Too many healthcare insurance company share holders making too much money to switch to UHC even though we are dead last in the top 15 nations in most money spent and least quality of care received. We are stubborn to our own detriment. It's a global economy and if we go down.....everybody goes down. Plus, the MAGA's want some authoritarian utopia with Trump as emperor. Nauseating to say the least. Thanks for the kind words even though right now i feel we don't deserve them. Stay well, and the best to you and yours Sophie.
New Zealand and Australia are seriously thinking about invading the US to sort it out.
Petition to add on 5 more minutes to the musical chairs bit and the calzone rant. I just know that went on far longer than these 12 minutes.
Neither of them said it correctly lol
As an italian I couldn’t stop laughing at the calzone bit. They all forgot to pronounce the „L“ in calzone and accentuated the „Z“, which transforms the word „calzone“ into „cazzone“, italian for „big dick“… sorry for the crude language, but that’s what I hear... LOL
That is hilarious! Thank you for taking the time to explain that so clearly. It adds a delicious extra layer of comedy to an already hilarious exchange.
It would be great if James' mispronunciation of 'Nevada' was also vulgar in some language.
I love the cheeky grin after he says quesadilla
Such a memorable 999th show! But what cracked me up most is that neither the British nor the American pronunciation are no where near the Spanish and Italian pronunciations of Nevada and calzone :D
I think this was my favorite monologue. Everything was spot on and perfect. A+
The best late night show on TV by far. Second place not even in rear view mirror.
Please keep this going. I will always watch this banter anytime
Don't forget Seth😭
I want them to do a big game of musical chairs!! I feel like it would get next level and so competitive 😂
💯 with James on this 🙌🏻 Open Your mind
Basically you have to say: CALTZONEH.
Congratulations from Italy. You're the first thing i check here in the morning!😍
Yep. Do not forget the L in between!!
@@aurorabiondo5500 it's right before the T 😝😝
Poteighto - potahto. Nevahda, Nevadda. Calzone or Calzony. It's just pronunciation. What James hits on about the closed-mindedness of Americans though, is friggin spot on.
It’s not when you say the word completely wrong.
@@NaiNai584 - I'm hoping this is your attempt at humor. Otherwise, you completely missed the entire point.
brits are the same way
@@NaiNai584 What's not...? Your sentence makes no sense to me. Can you explain please?
@@SaulMeyersz I find the British people generally more open minded than Americans. Just there are a good bit of closed-minded brits too. See Brexit.
Takes a big man to admit he is wrong, I'll remember 999.
There was an obvious joke to be made about the S&M tree picture was from Guillermo’s house. Just left that on the table lol
The crew seems like they have a lot of fun on this show every night, lol.
Попал на Вечерний Ургант.
Pretty sure 100% of us want to be at their Christmas Party tonight.
I love the energy of this show!!
Re: CALZONE:
As an Italian i feel it’s my duty to say: don’t stress that “o” so much, it’s shorter than that but make sure you pronounce that L, because omg you definitely don’t want to say CAZZONE 😅
Not showing off, but I'm just a white guy from London - I've always said Cal-zone-E. Never occurred to me to say it differently. I was actually surprised to see other's have different pronunciations. But, its worth remembering just how cosmo London is - I don't think there is a nation that is NOT represented here..... so we almost speak "Blade Runner" language...
What would Cazzone mean? 😄 And thank you for the tip! 🙏
@@Snappldel it literally means big penis, but it’s mostly used as idiot, twat. Not something you want to say in conversation with someone unless you mean it 😂
I’m not going to lie. For the last ten days holiday music is everywhere. And every time James said it’s time for the news, a little part of me was waiting for Steve to play a Christmas jingle.
You know Louie and James are best friends because how he *howled* when he saw Louie sitting right in front of him.
0:06 After seeing Tim Young make those faces behind Reggie and hearing him do those screams a second later, makes me think that he could play a great horror villain who seems like a nice, kind guy but deep down is a maniac and will kill you in 2 seconds if given the chance. 😂
Damn, great idea.
Giggity giggity 😏
The best monologues in late night.
Finally, some festivity going on. Well done and thank you for the decoration. Happy 999th Show. 🎆
My husband and I became friends because he was (being serious) trying to convince me that they were called COW ZONES. This title GOT me.
Love this absolute chaos! 🤣
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Craig Ferguson would be proud of how the late late show has turned out all these years later if he watched, Funniest late show on current broadcast since Conan's reign ended.
james' america/calzone speech was fire.
Love the open up rant...quite true!!!
Brilliant James !
Any time he mentions cocaine references James does that low punches act and I die every time. That’s how Don Jr snorts his lines.
Hey, that S&M tree was hilarious! A ball gag? Lol why does a tree need a ball gag?! It doesn't even have a mouth! (You're welcome Ian)
Thursday's Monologue (Day after the Holiday Party and the 1000th Show) is gonna be probably one of the best ever 😂
James looks dapper tonight
What a great 999th show!!!
James, you can be sure we will remember it! Best host ❤ and best crew 🥳
i agree wholeheartedly with James
This show remains hilarious. They really have something good here.
Can we get a compilation of all the times James gets heated over something dumb like this? I thoroughly enjoy it.
james on america is so on point!
Dear Reggie, My Bday is coming up in a few days & my nephews months ago tried to get me a Cameo from you. Unfortunately, u are not available..You are WHAT CALM looks like in my mind -w my anxiety.Thank You for being so chill. I will be 46 on the 17th from NYC.My gift to me is saying this to YOU ,bc YOU are brilliant... "Nobody Needs To Eat a Whole Croissant ...." :) PS I cant sleep wo weed so I have no idea where that study came from... Lenore :)
From pronunciation of calzone to universal healthcare. Corden was amazing!
Love you guys too much, keep going another 999 !!!
TIM! YAAAAAAAAS
Wishing these monologs last my entire commute - an hour and a half!
Right on, James!!!
Calzone comes from the Neapolitan word cazone [kaˈtsonə], with a final indistinct schwa vowel. Calzone [kalˈtsone] is the corresponding word in Italian with a fuller final vowel as is typical for the language (technically, Neapolitan and Italian are separate languages). The popular American pronunciation as cal-ZONE [kælˈzoʊn] might come from Sicilian speakers pronouncing the Italian word calzone, Sicilian itself being a separate language that was spoken by lots of immigrants to North America (most people in southern Italy didn't grow up speaking Italian until after the relatively late unification of Italy). The same Sicilian accent is responsible for names like Capone and Stallone rhyming with bone in English. In the UK meanwhile, they went for a halfway imitation of the Italian pronunciation, with "z" pronounced as in English. So the pronunciation you use in English simply depends on which pronunciation you take as the source. No one is using the original Neapolitan pronunciation, though.
Everything about this show even the YT social media person --- hilarious.
This is one the best shows on. Just for the interaction with the whole group of people behind the scenes!
Oh, the sillyness. Much appreciated.
I need more of the REAL James lolllll
Ahh man! I was expecting someone to lay on the couch!!! 😂😂 Great show 👏🏼❤️
I’m not British and I pronounce calzone and Nevada the same as James 🤷🏻♀️
Christmas tree in the bedroom…very nice 🎄✨😍
Perfect LLS bit. Take nothing, get funny & finish it with something. Genius.
The fact that this is the show's description: "It's Show 999 and James is feeling a little sorry for it, as it will forever live in the shadow of tomorrow night. But Reggie has an idea: a game of staff musical chairs. And when we get into the news, the word calzone comes up and sends us into a wormhole so deep we may not make it to Episode 1000." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Proper pronunciations, that's how we're going to remember 999th
Oh and that Christmas tree lol
James rants needs to be a consistent segment on this show!!!
JC.... You guys can make me laugh any time of the day... I feel I get educated with something new everyday 😁😍😍💗
I mean James was closer with the pronunciation of Nevada. The state was named by the Spanish using a Spanish word, so a Spanish pronunciation would be more accurate than the American version. Though, only his -ada was said correctly, but that's also the part he was being corrected on.
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So correct. James is pronouncing the correct Spanish way.
Good point. But I think it only matters how the current residents pronounce it, because language is fluid. I lived in Terre Haute, Indiana for a few years, which is a French name from the 1700’s. But the current residents don’t pronounce it in French. They pronounce it with their dialect. I also lived in a area called Topsail in North Carolina, also named in the 1700’s. And the current residents definitely don’t pronounce it the way it was pronounced in the 1700’s.
@@melaniegatton saying “language is fluid” just means that you believe so many people are dumbasses that you might as well go along with their mistakes.
Nope. Several US states have names derived from the Spanish language (like California, Florida, Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado). No one uses a strict "Spanish" pronunciation when talking about these states. Same goes for US cities (San Diego, Los Angeles, San Antonio, etc.). To a certain extent, ALL of these names have been 'Americanized.' Things change over time...
I will remember the 999th show. Poor Bobby got the worst of it though 🤣
I’ll always remember the great James Corden
One of the very few advantages of being a german: We have most of the Umlauts, Diphtongs, Phonetics, the "ch" and "sch" sounds of roman, hebrew, russian and arab languages so we can pronounce Calzone, Marseille, Hannukah, Wladiwostok and Baghdad in a somewhat credible way.
But yes, ve do struggle mightily wis ze english längüage, admittedly
I feel like this says something about the english language (native speakers of it, specifically)
Yeah: it’s like learning Mandarin.
Allways good to see Ian defend his jokes, you can always guess if it was his too, when he proudly crosses his arms in fronts of him..
7:34 James speech wasn't planned but, its definently something he's been wanting to say for awhile. And I'm so glad he said it and I'm grateful they left it in, this obviously made some people uncomfortable but, I hope they take this as a learning moment.
Lol for all the times they joked about a clip being played at the Emmys, this should be the one.
I stand corrected
Tomato,Tomato. Great show thanks James
Looking forward to 1000 show thanks again James
I love it when the band gets crazy!
This is just a hold mood at the beginning lol
That dude on keyboard is my hero.
Watch out, the way Raggie pronounced Calzone sounds Cazzone, "big dick" in italan 😂😂😂
If I saw a tree like that I’d leave immediately….but definitely laugh in the car and never stop telling other people about it 😂💜
I know some families, this is way, way back that they used to put trees in every room......1 real tree in the living room, smaller fake trees in bedrooms, kitchen and tiny one in bathroom.....actually was really nicely done.
Oh man! I just love that whistle song that they play. So catchy!
The 999th episode will be remembered for that BDSM Christmas tree!
I just got fired today but thanks for cheering me up with your videos.
I'm sorry you got fired that sucks
@@jboudie thank you Internet stranger. I don't know why but I teared up a lil cos there's rarely anyone who check on you or respond in the real world nowadays. Have a great week ahead.
@@novabeen4524 that is very sweet, thank you! don't worry, you will find another job soon and things will be looking up again :)) take care
And thank god for reminding us Americans that is ok to be wrong and learn !!! Drives me nuts!!!
chopping this video must been hell for the editor
Lolz James got political in the best way!
Very fun musical chairs XD
Ok, considering James grew up in Europe and was exposed to countless Italians in his life and career,. I'm gonna bet Calzone been said in one of their conversations before and how an Italian pronounce an Italian word, that's the right pronunciation.
"OPEN UP! Open up, get on board with other stuff
Open up and go like, okay maybe we go it wrong"
This is what I want to scream to Americans as well 😆
That S&M Tree sure would be a source of conversation for the evening festivities lol Yikes.
Jane Levy is a cross between Annie Murphy and Emma Stone
As a home daycare owner I just want to thank you for reminding me what a fun game Fire Drill IS!!!
I thought I was more inclined to think my narcolepsy is the sleep bandit, but I can't remember.
you've been doing a lot of turning around in show 999..well, turn around the numbers and you got yourself a memorable show 😃
thank you for retaining the soul of the show even with the audience back..
YAY! finally someone said Nevada correctly. thank you.
I love the way this is framed that US healthcare and other issues is ALL somehow Rob's fault
As an italian i wanna warn you: calzone with lz not zz , that other word is really offensive because it means assh... or dic....d :-)
WELL SAID.
2:42 I honestly couldn't even tell rob wasn't there. I saw Bambi eyes over a mask and was surprised about the sudden amount of hair
😁
Let there be Calzone and FREE (wait for it)....
HEALTHCARE....
YES Corden, YES he said it, he went there.👀👀
Now turn around, swap plzzzzz 😀
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Go OFF Tim!!
James Cordon is the Chosen one. I think if one person can save the world it's him!
I hope Steve is WARMING up an absolute belter to introduce the new tomorrow, I’m ready!!! Sorry… america is ready
😂😂😂 omgosh too funny!
LOVED IT!!!
WAIT I swore THERE WAS
a 1000th show already!?
KIDDING!!!
I watched it already... ⭐️😽💋
Go Tim!!!🎉🎉